03x05 - The Itch to Switch/Mismatched Socks

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[dogs snoring]

Ugh! [grunts]
Too many dogs.

Mmm! Biscuits!

[chomping]

[sighs] Too many dogs.

"Suddenly, Chaser and Chewer

leaped in front of
the villains and said--"

[marching band music]

Too many dogs!

Okay, Cluckles, it's your turn.

-[sighs] Hey, Scooch!
-Hey, Tag. What's going on?

What's going on is there are
too many dogs in my house!

Just once I'd like
to sleep in my own bed!

And eat all the biscuits I want,
and read my comics in peace!

But at least you have
other dogs around to play with.

Cluckles hasn't moved his piece
in an hour!

[sighs] It's too bad
we can't trade houses!

That's a great idea!

Let's trade houses for a day!

Yeah! Wait. What?

You live in my house,
and I'll live in yours!

Just one problem--
you wouldn't last a day in my house.

-You couldn't keep up!
-Yes, I would!

But you wouldn't last a day
in my house.

You couldn't slow down.

Only one way to find out!
Let's go, dog, go--

Ask our parents!

Hmm, this crossword puzzle is hard.

What's a two-letter word for hello?

-Hi!
-Nice one, Tag!

Can Scooch and I switch
places for the day?

Sure! Have fun.

I hope Scooch is good
at crossword puzzles, too. Heh!

Mom, is it okay if I switch houses
with Tag for the day?

Sure! But you have to give me
a hug before you go!

I'd give you a hug
even if I wasn't going.

So we're doing this, right?

Yup! I can't wait
for some peace and quiet!

You say that now, but I bet you'll want
to switch back before lunch!

And I bet you'll want to switch back
before you walk in the house!

No way! I'm ready for
some hustle and some bustle.

So is Cluckles.

-Should we paw-pound on it?
-[both] Yes!

-Good luck!
-You, too!

It's so quiet!

I can almost hear Chaser
catching the bad guys!

Pow! Boom! Whap!

Welcome to Pooch Palace, Tag.
Just made some biscuits.

-Want some?
-[gasps]

[growls and chomps]

[Ms. Pooch chuckles]
You don't need to do that, Tag.

The biscuits are just for you.

All of them?

I think I'm going to like it here!

[laughter]

Hmm, this crossword puzzle is hard!

Hey, Scooch! What's a four-letter word
for very funny?

Haha!

It fits! And I think you're gonna fit in
with the Barker Bunch!

Hey, Scooch! We're playing Treat Peak!
Wanna play?

All of us? Together?
I think I'm gonna like it here.

So much room!

[laughter]

[yips]

So much fun!

[laughter]

[Tag]
Vroom! Vroom vroom vroom!

So many toys!

[dogs musically barking]

So many barks!

It's so nice to have
the whole seat to myself!

-What should we listen to?
-Whoa!

I never get to pick the radio station!

How about KVROM?
It's the racing station.

[Ms. Pooch] Sure!

[racing noises over radio]

Yes!

This reminds me of a great joke!

Is it a doorbell joke?

Even better!
It's a chicken doorbell joke!

Why did the chicken ring the doorbell?

Because he was "bokked" out of the house!

[laughs]

-[Tag] Hey, Scooch!
-[Scooch] Hey, Tag!

Gotta tell you, Scooch,
I love being a Pooch!

I've got the bed to myself,
toys to myself,

and I got to pick the radio station!

And I love being a Barker!
Pillow fights, bark-a-longs,

and your dad totally gets my comedy.

I'm starting to think a day might not be
enough time over at the old Pooch Palace.

Hey, maybe we'll never switch back!

Well, I've read all these comics.
And I've played with all these toys.

So now what? Oh, I know!
I'll talk to Cluckles!

Forgot. Cluckles is with Scooch.
Guess it's just you and me, Chairic.

Ooh, let's play catch.

Nice catch, Chairic!
Now throw me the ball!

You're right.
We shouldn't play catch inside.

[sighs]

[gasps] That's what I need!

A little go! You coming, Chairic?

[scoffs] Suit yourself. Go, dog--

Slow.

[laughter]

[sighs] They're playing tag?
I love that game!

It's so much faster than this tractor.

-[giggling]
-[panting]

Come on, Scooch!
The game's called tag, not miss.

[chuckles]

I'm trying! You Barkers are too fast!

[gasps]
Grandmaw! I can catch her!

Ha ha! Gotta be quicker than that!

Been playing this game a long time!

-[slurps]
-[sighs]

[pants]

I don't think I can play anymore tag.
Can we play "Nap" instead?

Great idea!

Nap time, Barkers!

Finally! A game I'm good at!

[all snoring]

[grunts]

[Scooch]
Uh! So relaxing.

[snoring]

-[clock alarm ringing]
-[barking]

[Scooch gasps] I could do some
living room bowling!

[cheering]

[gasps]

[sighs]

Quiet.

Hey, Tag, What are you doing?

Just looking for some excitement.

-Have you pressed the chicken horn?
-Yeah, like 600 times.

[horn crowing]

I'm just taking a little break.
It's pretty wild in there.

Told ya you wouldn't last.

So are you ready to switch back?

No, not me. No way!
Why, are you?

No way! Heh.

Yeah, me neither.

Well, I guess I'll just do
some quiet reading until dinner.

Yup. Reading all alone. By myself.

Yeah, and I can't wait to do
some more living room bowling

with Cheddar and Gilber.

-[engine starts]
-It's my turn to be the ball.

Sounds like fun.
See ya, Scooch!

[tractor beeping]

[dogs] Whoo-hoo! All right!

Wow! That's a lot of food!

Well, we're a lot of dogs!

Dinner is served and it's just you and me
so there's plenty of food!

What is that?

Corned corn. It's Scooch's favorite.
Mine, too.

Which means I only have
to make the one dish.

Go ahead, Tag. Dig in!

Sorry. I was just waiting for you
to blow the food whistle.

"The food whistle"?

[whistles]

[chomping]

[yips]

[groans]

Thanks for letting me hang out
here for the day, Ms. Pooch,

but I should probably get going.

[Ms. Pooch] The day's not over yet!

What are those tickets for?

You'll see!

Thanks for dinner, Mr. and Mrs. Barker!

It was delicious.
And thanks for a great day,

but I should probably get going.

[grunts]

But, Scooch, the day's not over yet!

What are those helmets for?

You'll see.

[gulps]

Okay, keep 'em closed!

Keep 'em closed!

And... open 'em!

[Tag] Windmills?

Of course!

Scooch and I love coming
to the Windmill Museum!

And since you're an honorary Pooch,
I think you're gonna love it, too!

Yes! Love...

So what do we do?

We look at the windmills.

Oh! Oh, that one looks nice.

So what do we do?

We get on the motorcycle,
jump off that ramp,

fly over those cars
and land on the other side!

Hopefully.

What? And why are we doing that?

Because it's Family Stunt Night!

I'm gonna ride my unicycle on a tightrope!

And I'm gonna play the doorbells.

Blindfolded!

And Tag and I were gonna do
the motorcycle stunts

but now it's you and me, Scooch!

[Barker kids] Yay!

[gulps]

[Ms. Pooch]
Interesting fact about windmills:

Did you know a composite mill
is just a type of post mill?

So how many windmills are there?

A lot! Oh, and here's another
interesting fact about windmills.

-Some dogs think windmills...
-[howling]

are made from tubular steel...

[Tag] Scooch?

Doing a motorcycle stunt?

Thanks for everything,
Ms. Pooch, but I gotta go.

Tag?

And is that an open-trestle post mill?

Thanks, Barkers! But I gotta go!

[both] I wanna switch back!

Don't get me wrong, Scooch,
I had a lot of fun at Pooch Palace.

But I need a little more go.

I had a lot of fun, too,
but I'm ready for some peace and quiet.

I'm glad you're a Pooch again.

Me, too. Boy, did I miss you.

Boy, did I miss you, Barkers!

-Get set!
-[laughter]

I had a great time with the Barkers.

But it was a little too much...

What's the word?

[engine vrooms]

[Tag and Grandmaw] Wa-hoo!

"Wa-hoo!" That's the word.

[sighs]

It's good to be back.

It's good to have you back
in the Barker Bunch, Tag.

-We missed you.
-We did, too.

-[excited grunts]
-[Tag chuckles]

[sighs] It's good to be back.

[elephant trumpets]

[sheep bleats]

-[rooster crows]
-[engine starts]

[hens clucking]

[chirping]

[Tag] Are you ready for
the big game, Scooch?

I was born ready!

Wait, who's playing again?

[Tag] The Get Sox are playing
the Paws Angeles Dog Ears!

The Dog Ears have won
the last six games

so the Get Sox need to win this one.

Oh, yeah. [yawns]

Uh, why are we going
to the stadium so early?

So we can get good seats!

Besides, it's not that early.

[rooster crows]

See? That rooster is already awake.

Hey! I know him! Morning, Ralph!

[crowing]

We're the first ones here!

Whoo-hoo! Go Get Sox! Yeahhh!

[Tag] Well, except for Early Ed.

Hey, Coach Chewman.
Wow, that's a lot of nachos.

You must be hungry.

They're for the fans.
I'm trying to get the fans excited.

Because when the fans are excited,
the Get Sox win!

And when they're not, uh, we lose.

[sighs] And we've been doing
a lot of losing lately.

Nachos are great,
but this is a big fetch game.

We might need something
to really get the fans cheering!

What about a mascot?

When we had tractor races
back on the farm,

my chicken friend Kevin
would wear a costume

and do funny dances
to get the crowd going.

Great! How soon can Kevin get here?

Three days. Two if he walks fast.

So, that's a no on the chicken...

Don't worry, Coach!
We'll find your mascot!

-Scooch and I will spread the word.
-Great!

And the new mascot
gets all the nachos they can eat.

[Tag] Welcome to the Mascot tryouts!

Thanks for coming, everyone.
Here are the rules:

Whoever makes Early Ed cheer
gets to be the new mascot!

So let's mascot, dogs, mascot!

For my first trick...

Go Get Sox!

Boo!

Do you like my Get Sox hats?

Whoa! Whoa!

[Early Ed] Boo!

Who wants some Get Sox socks?

Boo!

♪ We love the Dog Ears
Paws Angeles Dog Ears ♪

♪ We love the Dog Ears
Don't you? ♪

Wrong team! Boo!

Well, that was a bust.

-Now what?
-Ooh, now us!

We're the Sockheads!

Frank and Beans,
you want to be the Get Sox mascots?

Yep! Because we love nachos!

And, uh, we love the Get Sox.

Well, all right, fellas,
let's see you make Early Ed cheer!

[crunches food]

[dance music playing over speakers]

[yawns]

It's working, Beans!
Time for our big finish!

You got it, Frank!

Whoo! Whoo!

Let's go, Get Sox!

-What are you doing?
-The big finish!

Whaaa!

Uh, Beans?

Is Frank coming back?

Ahh!

Get Sox!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Tag, I think we found our mascots!

Go get 'em, Beans and Frank!

Beans and Frank?

Ooh! I like the sound of that!

Well, I don't.
Because it's Frank and Beans.

[male announcer over PA]
Welcome to the Pawston Bowl

for today’s game between
the Paws Angeles Dog Ears

and your Pawston Get Sox!

[fans cheering]

[groans] The Dog Ears
are looking good out there.

I hope the mascots you found
can get the crowd excited!

Don't worry, Coach Chewman,
the Sockheads are going to crush it!

[munching food]

Ooh! Great job on the costumes!

[announcer]
Players, take the field!

Let's play fetch!

The Dog Ears' number 8
takes the sling...

It's a long fly ball into centerfield
and it's caught by...

Dog Ears 52!

Get Sox players move to defend...

Oh, it's a lateral pass to 22,

who beats the defender
and makes the fetch.

Dog Ears, one.
Get Sox, zero!

-Boo!
-[announcer] Get Sox call a timeout.

[groans] The fans are not happy.

Okay, Tag, let's see if those
Sockheads can bring the cheer!

You're on, Sockheads!

Frank before Beans,
because it's Frank and Beans.

Remember?

[announcer]
Ladies and Gentledogs,

let's get excited for
the new Get Sox mascots,

the Sockheads!

[dance music playing over speakers]

[crowd] Oh!

Let's go, Get Sox, let's go!

Whoo!

[gasping]

-[crowd cheers]
-Get Sox!

[cheering]

The crowd loves us!

Beans and Frank!
Beans and Frank!

It's Frank and Beans!

Wow! The crowd loves the Sockheads!

And the team loves
all that cheering. Look!

[announcer]
The Get Sox sling...

And an amazing catch by Catch Morley!

Which makes sense
because her name is Catch.

Dog Ears, one.
Get Sox, one.

[cheering]

We're back in the game!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

-Yes!
-All right!

Go long, Beans!

[cheers]

Beans and Frank!
Beans and Frank!

Beans and Frank!

[announcer]
Let's hear it for the Get Sox!

And Beans...

-Hey!
-[announcer] Oh. And Frank.

And another successful fetch
for the Get Sox!

Whoo-hoo! Get Sox are up five to two!

We're finally gonna beat the Dog Ears!

Yup! And we owe it all to Frank and Beans!

They make a great team.

Huh. I thought it was Beans and Frank.

It's Frank and Beans!

[announcer] And now,
the seventh inning scratch.

Okay, Sockheads,
when the crowd is done scratching,

get out there
and get those dogs cheering again!

Come on, Frank. This is our chance
to help the Get Sox win!

Wrong. This is my chance to get
the crowd to love me more than Beans!

Who are you talking to, Frank?

Nobody, Beans.
Nobody, no. Nothing.

Make some noise
for the Beans Shuffle!

[dance music playing over speakers]

[cheering]

And also the Funky Frank!

-[music slows]
-[grunts]

[crowd groans]

Don't worry, Frank,
I'll get 'em going again.

[plays kazoo flourish]

-[cheering]
-All right!

[warped accordion tune]

[crowd groans]

Okay, Frank, this one will
definitely get the crowd going.

Watch this!

[announcer] It looks like Beans
is gonna launch himself!

[crowd chanting]
Beans! Beans! Beans!

That's it!

What are you doing, Frank?

I'm launching myself
so the crowd will cheer for me!

'Cause it's Frank and Beans!

No, it's Beans and Frank!
And they'll cheer for me!

Not without this!

[announcer]
I don't know what's happening now,

but the crowd doesn't like this.

-Especially Early Ed.
-Boo!

[announcer] There seems
to be some problem

going on between the Sockheads.

[whistle blows]

The fans want to watch you
work together, not fight!

It's always Frank and Beans,
Frank and Beans.

Why can't it be Beans and Frank
this time?

[chomps and grunts]

Guys, you're the Sockheads, remember?
You make a great team!

Well, I'm starting to think
you'd rather it just be

Beans and Beans!

Well, maybe I would!

[Frank] Well, good news!
Because I quit!

You can't quit!
'Cause I quit first!

[crowd] Aww!

[announcer] Oh, no, this can't be
good news for the Get Sox.

The Get Sox need the Sockheads, Scooch.

We gotta get Frank and Beans
back together!

I thought it was Beans and Frank.

I'm not talking to you, Frank.

[Frank] I'm not talking to you, Beans.

[announcer] With the Sockheads gone,
the crowd has stopped cheering

and the Dog Ears
are making a comeback.

Get Sox, five.
Dog Ears, three.

If we don't find Frank and Beans,
the Get Sox are going to lose!

Good thing I just found 'em! Look!

Guys, the Get Sox need you!

Too bad, I'm never talking
to Beans again.

Isn't that right, Beans?

That's right, Frank.

We're never talking to each other.

Come on, there's gotta be
a way to work it out!

[announcer]
Get Sox, five. Dog Ears, four.

Come on , Get Sox, you can do it!

[munches]

That's it!

You guys want some nachos?

[both] Yes!

[Tag] Well, I only have one box.

Since you guys aren't getting along,
I'll have to split it!

[both] No!

I can't eat chips without cheese!

So? I can't eat cheese without chips!

See? Chips and cheese
are better together!

Just like Frank and Beans!

Or Beans and Frank,
however you want to say it.

We're better together!

Like nachos and cheese.

[announcer]
And as we head into the last inning,

the score is tied five to five!

There's still time! What do you say?

Let's rock those Sox with these socks!

[announcer] The Sockheads are back!

Hop in, Beans. The crowd'll love it
if you launch yourself.

No, Frank, the crowd will love
if we launch ourselves.

As a team!

[announcer] The Sockheads are attempting
to get this crowd cheering again!

They're now preparing to do
some sort of special stunt...

together!

[crowd cheering]

[crowd gasps]

[announcer] That's gotta hurt.

[both] Get Sox!

[announcer] The Sockheads are okay
and the crowd is loving it!

The Get Sox sling...
it's a long fly ball into centerfield

and it's a beautiful catch
by Catch Morely!

And she delivers the fetch!

-Get Sox win! Get Sox win!
-[cheering]

You did it, Sockheads!

We did it together!

Yay, team!

[crowd gasps]

Uh, Beans?
Are they ever coming down?

[crowd cheering]

Get Sox!

[scatting]

♪ Bow wow wow ♪

[scatting]