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03x01 - Blonde with Jeans

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "As If". Aired: January 1, 2021.*
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Yilmaz and Ilkkan are two friends who are constantly fighting each other.

03x01 - Blonde with Jeans

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I got it, I got it, Tuncay.

Well, of course.
You thought right.

What are you going to do,
are you going to sacrifice an animal?

İlkkan, the man asked one thousand two
hundred for the machine.

-I got it. It's good.
-Yes, brother?

-Caner's friend.
-Hm.

-Shall we look elsewhere for the price?
-Yes.

Do you think this is alright?

It's too much for me.

I think it's too much too.
We can find it cheaper.

And frankly,
I don't want to be indebted to Caner.

Let's continue searching.

But on the other hand,
you become very tired,

you are a meticulous person,
you do not leave any dishes around.

-I can't hear you now.
-I'm happy, brother. No worries.

-Thank you, thank you.
-It's getting clean.

God bless your hands.

Thanks.

İlkkan, let me get some tea.

What does Tuncay say?

What can he say bro?
He is fine.

Said hi to you guys.

Aleykumselam.

We talked a little.
One thing led to another.

Then he said,

"Brother, I made a vow."

He made a vow?

Uh-huh, vow.

Did Tuncay make a vow?

Tuncay has made a vow, brother.

What made him to vow?

What kind of a vow he made?

The kid has been lonely for a while.

He doesn't have a girlfriend
or anything like that.

That's why he went and made a vow,
brother.

Well,
is he going to sacrifice an animal?

No, he consulted to one
of his acquaintance.

He would do good to his close friends.
Thousand liras.

There were hardly any women for
Tuncay to get along with in his life?

It's a fate, İlkkan.

A thousand liras?

Uh-huh, thousand liras each.

Well, it's just us three making three
thousand, man. Isn't it too much?

Imagine.

How far he is gone through in that
matter, he went and made a such vow.

Alright,
let's search somebody for Tuncay then.

A thousand liras are fine.

Brother, I would like to help
Tuncay rather than receiving money.

So me too.

We already agree on that,
we will be doing good.

Additionally,
thousand liras are a very good amount.

Well.
Let's see, of course, brother, but...

I don't think
Tuncay has that spirit.

What spirit?

Brother, there is an energy
that attracts such women.

Tuncay doesn't have it.

This is something that is independent

of social status, and appearance.

For example, a woman is looking at you.

If she can't see that thing in you,
brother, it's done.

The lady starts to ignore you,
she can't see you.

You say that Tuncay doesn't have it?

Unfortunately.

Send me a photo of Tuncay.

I'll send it.

One Week Later

Oo, did you make a fruit plate?

İlkkan, how well you take care of us.

You say you're eating less,
brother, that's why.

How well are you taking care of us?

What have we done, where are we?

Brother, I worked a lot.

Let me summarize.
Şule, Elçin, Selen, Nesrin,

Nazlı, Ece, Tuğçe, Melda and Gözde.
They didn't like Tuncay.

But on the other hand.

Ceyda, Banu and Gizem said "Let's
think about it" but they also

noted that they did not
like Tuncay very much.

Do you have anything?

There is a little bit,
but we have to accept the fact that

Tuncay is a dull male brother.

So first of all,
he doesn't have that energy, the fire.

Here is a Sude, replied.

"I can only think about it
if it's only sex," she said.

She doesn't want a relationship.

No bro.

It means waltzing in a
minefield for Tuncay

to be with a woman who
just only wants sex.

How good you put it out. Well done.

Thank you.

You know Cansu, brother.
She is newly engaged.

But it's not clear yet, she said,

"I'll assess according
to the situation."

Aren't there any other girl bro?

And then there's Seçil.

But I don't know her exactly,
she spoke with such a half mouth.

Which Seçil, is this the one I know?

-Yes.
-No, she can not.

She is a fifty year old woman.
And also a disabled person.

What's wrong with it?

If Tuncay likes her too, why not?

Ersoy, I don't understand you.
They are two grown people.

-So there is no problem.
-What does disabled mean, brother?

She doesn't deserve to love someone?

Brother,
it has nothing to do with Seçil.

Tuncay wouldn't want her.
I say that Tuncay might not like her.

I like Seçil.
I mean, she's obviously a nice woman.

Vamp.

What is a vamp?

High-spirited, exciting.

Seçil is a vicious woman.

I think it's ok,
but Tuncay might not want her.

What do you have? Tell us.

Did you talk about your
feelings with Seçil?

I mean, fifty-year-old woman brother.
Don't worry about it, go on.

Friends, in this past week,

I realized that there are very
few women in my life, İlkkan.

My life is full of men.

Let's talk about this
one-on-one with you.

So that's a problem.

But I asked whoever I saw.

Where is my paper, huh, here it is.

Our sister Aygün has a daughter.

Which Aygün?

Don't you know the American Aygün?

Brother, she can't be.
The woman comes once in a year.

Will he be with her
daughter in America, how so?

That's what we talked about.
We said that

is there something we call
the 'long distance' style?

Her daughter was also very introverted.

I mean, having someone to
talk to is good for him,

whether it's online or something.

Impossible. Brother, not her daughter.

Tuncay needs the shortest distance
relationship right now, brother.

Yes brother. And if it's going to be
'long distance', we'll arrange one.

He writes, talks with Tuncay, online.
And it's done.

Did you ever talk to Tuncay,
how is Tuncay?

Tuncay's side is very sad.

The boy started to say I'm going
to commit suicide or something.

-What are you talking about?
-I swear it. So I have concerns.

You are right about your concerns.

Shall we have a quick talk
with this boy, İlkkan?

You know...

I don't know. Let's inject some
morale and patience to the guy.

Call him now. Let's meet him today.

I'll call. If possible, let's do
something today, let's arrange it.

If he's available.
If not, find a way and get him here.

The guy is in alarm.

"You certainly must come" shall I say?

Boy, where did you buy this from?

Unbelievably good.

That's from Aytekin.

Aytekin does not sell
products of this quality.

How should I know? Maybe he
changed his supplier bro.

That was coming from Çanakkale.

Look at the bad Aytekin!

Gee. It doesn't taste that
different to me though.

I'll cut a little more of this
and bring, we shall eat more.

Come sit down son, I'll cut it.

-Brother, we are bothering you so much.
-Let it be.

İlkkan, we are making you tired.
-Come on, okay.

Damn...

Anyone wants anything else?

Good health bro.

Ersoy, vodka?

No. Thanks.

I bought it for you, it's still here.

What happened to İlkkan?

I've been treating İlkkan
very well for a while.

-Did you notice?
-But why?

It gave such a result.

-Come brother.
-Come, come, Tuncay.

Tuncay, my son!

Come. May I request this?

-I'm sorry. Sorry for disturbing.
-Thank you.

-Come come.
-My dear Tuncay, come.

Tuncay, what's up?

Good bro.
Same thing.

-So there is no change.
-Beautiful.

My sleep routine is pretty
messed up right now.

That's what bothers me a bit.

Bro, what happened?

Brother, when I get up at noon,
I wake up very unhappy.

Or I get up too early.
Then time goes slow.

Yes.

I need to keep order
somewhere in between,

but I don't have that
kind of energy either.

They say the early bird catches
the worm.

And they said it well.

Tuncay, what happened now?

What's the latest news?

-How long has it been?
-What?

How long have you not had a girlfriend?

How long you been alone?
How long did it take?

-So what kind of talk is this?
-So what?

Is this how you start conversation,
bro?

-What?
-Huh?

So it's like... Isn't it?

As if Tuncay is not
someone that ladies like.

Tuncay is our beloved,
dear friend, bro.

So I guess you are not getting
offended by our words, right Tuncay?

Brother, that's the way it is,
anyway, it's better

if we choose our words
carefully like that, right?

Yeah yeah.
So that's how Yılmaz is, Tuncay.

-Human offending machine.
-Huh!

Don't take an opportunity
and jump right in like that.

Think of something... Tuncay, I've been
thinking about you for a long time.

Brother, you are in my mind.
Know what I mean?

"What is Tuncay doing?"
"What's Tuncay's condition?"

"Does he have a problem or a need?"

I... My mind is busy with Tuncay.

I think of Tuncay.

Don't distort it like that and
make something else out of it.

My beautiful brother,
thinking for Tuncay is not enough.

You should think of Tuncay,
in Tuncay, with Tuncay.

I mean, you need to take action,
brother. So am I wrong Tuncay?

Because that's who Tuncay are.
He wants to see results.

Okay brother.
That's a whole different topic then.

Tuncay, how are you?

Good bro. It's the same.

You are not. You are not well, Tuncay.

I personally found Tuncay very well.

-I have not seen.
-No, I did.

I don't know about you, but I think
he might be telling the truth.

He looks pretty good.

He may be quite pleased with himself.

You're fine, Tuncay.
You're fine, you're fine. Huh?

Brother,
do not twist the matter.

Tuncay is of course fine.
I'm not saying it.

-What are you saying?
-I want Tuncay

to be much better.

Much better!

I am trying to say this.

Okay, okay bro.
Tuncay already wants this.

I mean,
son, who wouldn't want that anyway?

Yeah, well.
What are we talking about then?

İlkkan, stop. Don't talk for an hour.

Don't talk for an hour, okay?

Brother, you shut up now and
listen to me very well, okay?

All I care about is
Tuncay's well-being.

If my beloved Tuncay is fine,
I don't care the rest. That's it.

Sure, right. Brother, nobody cares.

But Yılmaz is also thinking
how Tuncay can be better.

-In that sense, right?
-Yes.

Tuncay, I see you.

I understand you, I feel you.

All this will pass, Tuncay.

Really bro, we'll handle it all.
Do not worry.

Brother, thank you.
Be around, I mean it.

Look, what is
the most distinctive feature

of these passing days?

That they are passing.

-Huh!
-Exactly.

I also believe that this
will turn out to be good.

-I hope so.
-Definitely.

It'll be turn out good for sure.

-Hopefully.
-Of course.

-I swear.
-That's it.

One week later

Give me this.

Nur, why did you bother?

İlkkan would come and take our blanket.

Let it be. I already missed İlkkan.

I wanted to come and see him.

He also gave me his blanket.

He didn't even ask for it later.

This is how İlkkan is, Nur.

He hands over his blanket
and doesn't even look back.

Honey,
is the blanket more valuable than you?

Also, I missed you too.

That was the reason
why we had our meeting.

Lovely.

I wish we could meet more often.

Tuncay is leaving the city tonight.

What are you saying?

Our Tuncay?

Yes, our Tuncay.

Brother,
I think Tuncay is overreacting a bit.

Not every man has that fire.

So you must accept it.

It's obvious what the
ladies are looking at.

What the hell is that
ladies looking at?

Tell me, what is it?
What are the ladies looking at?

He talks like he's a piece of sh*t.

We'll talk about it some other time,
somewhere else, Yılmaz.

But now I'm not going to reveal my
secrets in front of a lady, am I?

Too bad for the kid.

Well,
at least he didn't commit suicide.

I'm choked up.
Let's go home. I'm so bored, come on.

Nur, you may come home if you want.
So we hang out if you are available.

-OK.
-OK.

We couldn't find a single
candidate for the man.

We couldn't find a person, man.

Thousand lira... Votive money.

God damn it!

Truly, ain't no way!

Yılmaz, you are very focused on this
money thing, brother. This is wrong.

My friend,
I focused on doing charity and

getting some money in
return at the same time.

Know what I mean?
Also, there is no interest in money.

-Bedo is calling.
-Do not answer!

Don't, Yılmaz!

Brother, you know what Bedo does,
when we do not answer.

He calls repeatedly,
insistently, one after the other.

Finally he comes home.

Maybe he forgets. Don't answer now.

Who is Bedo?

Bedo is my hometown buddy, Bedirhan.

Bedo, a friend of ours, Nur.
He is also a hometown buddy of Ersoy.

But he has such a strange habit.

He gives answers to the
questions from far back,

from a completely different place,
or from far ahead, from the future.

He has some kind of sickness,
but we can't

know exactly what it
is for this reason.

How so?

For example, let's say you asked to
Bedo

"Bedo, what's your foot size?"
for example, right?

Such a vast story he
is contemplating in his head.

That's how he starts
it at the very back.

He tells, and tells.

Then says, "You had one jacket,
what happened to it?"

Then you think that you are
getting close to the foot number,

but the subject suddenly changes.

Because things are like that,
Nur, they change.

-Of course.
-This happens very often in Bedo.

And you can't get the answer
to the question you asked

in any way from Bedo.

Don't you say "Cut it out Bedo,
come to the conclusion" or something?

Huh,
even if you say that, the man stays.

His whole system crashes.

You should not interfere
with Bedo's thing,

you should not play with his setting.

That's why we haven't asked
Bedo questions for years.

So we built that kind of relationship.

So when Bedo is talking,
we are always silent, so that's it.

This man spent his first


He couldn't talk to anyone.

His mute grandmother raised Bedo.

-Yeah?
-That's right.

There is no one in the village.
The village is also empty.

What should the man do?

In fact,
he speaks in return for the time

he had been silent in all those years.

-He's calling again, Bedo.
-Ugh!

My God, my Lord.
Where did this Bedo come from?

I mean, by hook or by crook,
he came out of nowhere.

Answer it, Yılmaz.

Now if he's calling,
it means he has something to say.

You don't ask questions.

We made a bet with
Yılmaz three years ago.

What soccer team does
this Bedo support?

We still don't know.

It's such a big risk
to answer this phone.

Brother, I'm answering.

-Don't!
-Do you want him to come home?

Don't, don't!

Better for him to come here?

We do not open,
we do not open the door.

OK, so he should come home?

Ugh! Okay, answer it.

Hello.

Hello Bedo.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Same.

Thanks Bedo.

I am listening.

What are you talking about?

Really, oh!

Ok, ok, alright.

Very good. OK. See you later, come.

We can't meet!

Did you say come, brother?

Call Tuncay.
Tell him to cancel the bus ticket.

A candidate for Tuncay came out.

How, where did she come from?

Really? From Bedo?

It's from Bedo.
Here we go, searched for a long time.

Guess what, Bedo found it.

What's the name of your thing, girl?

-Melda.
-Oh, Melda. Yes.

Turns out they were going
to the same 'gym' with Bedo.

They were posting a photo of
Tuncay between them to laugh at.

Bedo sent it at the thing.

He sent it into the group of
his workplace or something.

Shouldn't one of the girls at work in
that group like our beloved Tuncay?

Here you go.

But the girl said, "I am also looking
for a traveling companion for myself.

But you know, the thing I look
for is fidelity," she said.

Bedo also says,
"Is the Tuncay loyal person?"

Tuncay is a loyal person.

Tuncay is loyal.
Loyal is what Tuncay is.

The girl has literally
described Tuncay.

Brother, I think the end of
this thing is frustration again,

but of course, let's see.

Tuncay does not have that light.
Do you know? Tuncay is a dull male.

I wonder if we had
pushed a little harder?

I mean Bedo.

Now Bedo cannot be trusted.

Aren't there any other girl for Tuncay?

No. Is there?

No. We looked.

-Yes.
-Is not it? We looked. Were there?

He's a dim bulb, man.

No.
Do you think I'm very happy with Bedo?

The boy said, "I'm crazy to love."

He tried to commit suicide,
tried to leave the city.

So we don't have another candidate.
What should I do now?

Correct, but I can not be sure
with Bedo's candidate, Yılmaz.

So at least look a little more.

Worst by the end of the day.

OK. Look, look bro, look.
Where will you look?

There, Nur.
I looked.

I looked at Nur.
Nur.

İlkkan,
did you ask Nur during your research?

What do you say, Nur?
Tuncay and you, okay?

Tuncay is a loyal person, Nur.

Tuncay is not my type at all.

Also, Tuncay is a very sensitive type.

I would be famished.

Brother,
what stupidity are you talking about?

What's the deal with
Nur and Tuncay now?

Brother, he is not Nur's type.

I mean,
Nur likes more manly stuff like this.

Know what I mean? Not sensitive guys.

Nur likes such masculine men.

Ok Nur.
Your answer is sufficient. Thank you.

What does Bedo say?
He says meet tomorrow?

When will we meet?

Afternoon.

Brother, should I come
to this meeting too? Please.

I will die if I don't see this man.

Actually,
there is nothing to see about Bedo.

Let it be.

So you can come in thinking we're
spending time together, of course.

So he's just ordinary and dull.

Actually,
let me tell you in the beginning.

My blood pressure changed.
My hand is shaking.

Did it fall or did it come out?

I don't know, it just changed.
Go to that thing.

There is a closet in the back room,
right behind the door.

There are boxes on it.

One of those boxes is a blood
pressure monitor. small box.

OK.

Ugh! Look, Yılmaz, you started to
have Ersoy do all your work, brother.

It's a shame. And he does them all too.

Brother, that's why I'm like this.

Now you are a very talented person,
you can do everything you can.

In the house,
you are running the house,

you are protecting us,
you are watching.

You know, you have a parent role.

So don't get me wrong.
-No, no.

I felt something in this kid.

Gray eminence.

I felt something like "I wonder if I
can't be useful to my friends at all".

In him. That's why I do it,
to make him feel good.

Is there anything you want, Nur?
Let Ersoy bring it.

No, no. Thank you.

This leg went numb from here.

This reminds me a bit
of existentialism.

Next Day

Because there is a strange magic here.

Actually, I can't say that there
is magic in existentialism.

Here's a situation.
For example, whatever you give

to nature, it gives you more.

This reminds me of Ersoy, for example.
Ersoy is such a person.

If you approach Ersoy with love,
you will receive love in return.

Yes. Thank you İlkkan.

You're welcome.
-Is there anything left?

Also in İlkkan.

Do you like existentialism,
or do you know it?

I like it.

Brother, where have you been?
What time is it?

I didn't get any sleep at night.

What happened? Why?

I thought deeply until morning.

We agreed on something with İlkkan.

Let's first exhaust Bedo
with such simple questions.

Let him speak for an hour,
so let's be patient.

No bro. We've got three questions

we need answers from Bedo, okay?

What is this girl's name?

The other one,
what exactly did this girl say to you?

Three, how can Tuncay and we get this
girl together as soon as possible?

We need answers to these,
you understand?

Son, here's the guy, he's going to
start talking for six hours straight.

We won't be able to answer anything.

We shouldn't ask any questions.

İlkkan, so we need to ask
exactly the right question.

I'm saying I thought. Brother,

I may have solved Bedo's algorithm.

So I'm asking you,
let me just ask the questions.

But we saw that the subject is going
to a point where it is ridiculous.

I'll make an eyebrow at you.
We'll deflect immediately.

You deviate from the subject. Dive
into the thing, the actual subject.

Nur, please don't open your mouth.
I beg you.

-OK.
-It's a very sensitive subject.

He's coming,
he's coming, isn't he?

-He's coming.
-We are on you.

Coming.

What happened? Into the pit...

Hoppa.

-Bedo.
-Wow. I missed you, huh? Ersoy.

Welcome Bedo.

Thank you. How are you?

Same. Thanks. Welcome.

You may have sit then.

You go like this.

Bedo drinks tea.

Bedo, you look well.

I don't have a complaint, Ersoy.

Press it down.

This is already mine.

Bedo, It is clear that your well-being
and work are all in good shape.

One hundred percent.

Yes.
Bedo, I'm going to ask you a question.

Drink tea.

I've seen some of your
photos on the internet.

Did you go to South America?

Yılmaz, look.
I was born in 1982.

My cousins were born 1983 and 1984.

So are we.
It goes like this. 85, 86, 87.

So funny. My aunt told me one day.

Look, I'm like ten or something.
He called me, I went.

I said, "Yes, auntie."
she said, "Why are you misbehaving?

Bedo. I'm going to make you
listen to a song now, brother.

Well, now I say this song will
be the 'hit' of this summer.

Oh, Ersoy agrees with me too.

You say so?

Listen to it.

Let's listen.

Let's listen.

I don't think it will be a 'hit'.
Bedo, I spoke to Ersoy.

He talked to that Melda of yours.
They even got a little rough.

There was an argument between them.

Do you like milk dessert
or sorbet dessert?

Brother, now Melda is a good girl.

But Ersoy knows.

I have a 'puzzle' hobby, brother.

But they say something like that,
brother. This is how you start slowly.

Here's the hundred, five hundred...

thousand. Neither do we.

I'm staying with a friend.

It's been a decade or so.

I can't tell you how stingy,
how dirty he is.

You are currently...

You are speaking very well now.

Yes, Bedo. Only Bedo
continued the 'gym' among us.

Bedo, what was your late mother's name?

Son, now you say 'gym,
gym' or something like that.

Look, Ersoy got the news.

I don't know if he told you but

I will definitely go to Dubai one day,
brother.

So I have a passion for Dubai.

I have a Dubai plan.

Once...

Congratulations.

What are you doing?

-What are you doing?
-I'm going to try

my last chance, guys. Okay?

I will ask one more question.

Again, be ready, as we speak.

OK.

Sorry Bedo.

It's gone too far.

Bedo, which soccer team do you support?

There was a girl at our workplace,
the one I told you about?

Brother, she saw his photo.

She said, this boy, there is
something in this boy, she said.

So it's obvious from the photo.

My criteria,
she said, is loyalty and fidelity.

You said, do you know this boy?

I said, I don't know.
He is Ersoy's friend.

She said, you go and talk.

She said if you're okay, I'm okay.

Now, frankly, Özge is not
an important person to me, brother.

I don't like her much.
But once we said ok.

Guys, do you vouch for this Tuncay?

Bedo, can't we vouch for this kid?

Tuncay is our beloved brother.

We vouch, of course.

Beautiful. Good.

-Bedo.
-Huh?

Now, what if we bring Tuncay to
this girl's workplace and show her?

No, no. Brother, now we...

since we work in the defense industry,
you cannot enter there.

Also, Özge comes and goes by shuttle.

Also, the department she works in
works six days a week, brother.

They are resting on Sundays.

Now I don't know how you can see
her and show your friend to her.

But let's do this.
You give me Tuncay's number.

I'll give it to Özge.
Özge can call afterwards.

This is very good.
This is so good. OK, let's do this.

OK. I mean, she's already a blonde
girl. He usually wears jeans.

-That's it. That's it.
-She is full-figured.

-It's fishy.
-Blonde with jeans. Brother, that's it.

That's it!

Brother, if Muşspor become
the champion,

I will hit the ball like this.

-I hope so. Hopefully!
-My Yılmaz.

Oh h* h*! Muş!

Oh h* h*! Muş!

Three Days Later

I can't wake up.

Oh yeah! All right, it's over.

What happened?
What's all right? What is over?

The girl text to Tuncay.
They were to meet tonight.

-What are you saying?
-Huh, great.

Whoa! Very good. By God, it's done.

Look at Tuncay. You call Tuncay.

Let's see him tomorrow.
Let him tell us.

Dude, don't call.
Don't choke the guy right now.

He is already sensitive nowadays.
I don't think we should go for it.

No, he may want to share his
enthusiasm, that's why I say it.

Because he is a sensitive person,
he may want to share his enthusiasm.

The Next Day

Oh! Star has come, star!

Come come!
Young Turk!

-Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-All right. Don't do this.

-Tuncay, welcome.
-Thank you, brother.

-Are you okay?
-Brother, I'm better this time.

Very nice.

We are listening to you.

Yılmaz, stop.
Let the man breathe first, my son.

OK.
Let him breathe.

What do you drink bro? Tell me, huh?

Let's have tea, man.

Şefik! A tea for my brother.
Yes?

Brother,
I swear, I don't know how to say.

In summary, I had a night in my dreams,
thanks to you.

-Thank you, brother. By God.
-It's alright.

Don't mention it, bro.

If we have been conduce towards this,
it will only make us happy.

-Brother, here we had a meal.
-Yes.

Then we went to a movie.

It was beautiful.

-I swear.
-Yes, then? What happened then?

-Then we went, we ate fish first.
-Huh.

And we talked about ourselves.

We talked a lot about everything.
-Huh.

One thing led to another, bro.

We have spoken so much.
So we got along very well.

Wonderful, wonderful.

That's where we got up
and went to the movie.

Moments happened such as,
our hands were touched.

It's beautiful.

-Such knee-to-knee touches.
-Very nice.

-These happened.
-Good good.

But I'm dying bro from excitement.

-I'm devastated.
-Of course, dear.

Then,
brother, suddenly something happened.

-Huh? Yes?
-We started kissing.

Oh!

Tuncay! Tuncay!

Don't do that rudeness!
İlkkan! Don't do this.

-Ok brother.
-The man is sharing something.

Ok, look.

I am very sorry. I got excited...

-Yes, yes.
...I'm caught bro.

-We were excited.
-Okay, okay, brother.

Brother, we broke up after that.

But I mean, we texted all night,
let me put it that way.

We texted a lot, man. I swear bro,
I don't know how to say it.

It's like I have butterflies inside me.

My Tuncay, so this door that
I see turns out to be good.

So it opens to good. That's what I saw.

I wish you much happiness, brother.
Love each other so much.

-Thank you, brother.
-This door is absolutely amazing.

Tuncay, what does friendship mean?

It means opening doors that
leds to good, together.

-This is it.
-That's right, brother.

Good luck bro, we'll see now.

So, I am very happy.

I'm happy bro. I prayed a lot.

Brother, I prayed a lot. Now, tomorrow,
for example, we will meet again.

I'm dying bro from excitement,
I'm devastated.

Beautiful.

Tuncay, we heard something from Ersoy.

You know, it must have been
something like the case of a vow.

Şefik, give me a napkin.

Something happened like vowing.

First of all, may God accept your vow,
brother.

Amen.

As far as I can see,
your prayers have been accepted.

What do you have on your mind now?

What's your next step right now?

Brother, I swear, nothing is clear yet.

-Uh-huh.
-Because we met once.

Of course.

I mean, it's important for me to mature
the relationship a little bit, brother.

Anyway, in that case,
I will deliver the promised vow

to my friend Ersoy,
so there is no problem.

Tuncay, don't bother with it.

Brother,
a word spoken can not be recalled.

-I wouldn't insist if it's not a vow.
-Of course.

Tuncay, did you say "maturing"?

-Did you say, for it to settle?
-Maturation bro.

What do you need to mature?

What kind of thing is needed for it?

Brother, I don't know.
Naming the relationship or something.

Let things move forward, I mean,

in that case,
I will give Ersoy his due.

Only to Ersoy?

Yes brother.

OK.

Three Weeks Later

So we couldn't let them
make a glass on it.

We always eat something
from the pit like this.

How much money? In a way
that overflows like this...

There is no master, no master.

Yes, young people. Come on.

Huh, give it. Well done, İlkkan.

Well done, İlkkan.

Enjoy your meal.

Oh!

The table looks nice, huh.

-That's good brother, just eat.
-Thanks.

How is Tuncay going with this girl,
his relationship?

Does he say something to you?

If there was something else,
I think it would make a noise, brother.

It's going pretty well, I think.

Brother, what did they say?
If there is no news, that's good news.

Is he telling you?

Like, our relationship good, bad, etc.

So you have information?

No, I mean,
he uploads a photo once in a while.

He types that they are happy,
so and so forth.

Can you show me?

Here it is.

-Good.
-Huh?

Fine.

They're pretty happy, man.

-That's fine.
-These are photos.

These are photos that shows the
couple is getting along well.

We are in good spirits and we
are ready to take the next step.

What is this boy still waiting for,
for giving thousand liras?

If you have made a vow, follow it bro!

Such things offend the God!

Yılmaz, you are so obsessed
with this thousand lira.

I mean, we weren't close
friends with the man anyway.

We have just built castles in the air.

Brother, look,
the kid wants things to be on track.

-Well, it's obvious from the photos.
-Settled.

He'll be in pretty soon.

It just needs a little something more.

When that happens,
he will give the thousand lira anyway.

By the way, no misunderstanding.

So I'm going to spend that
thousand lira on our house anyway.

Tuncay may not think so,
but I'm already

thinking of all three of us,
you know that.

Ersoy, that money is your brother.

So you're okay,
thanks for thinking of us too.

But no one expects anything
like that from you.

Use that money however you want.

Of course. Thanks, but that's the
money that goes to this house.

That's for sure.

Call Tuncay, let's talk.

Let's talk to him.

All right, I'll call.

I'll come and get an ashtray.

Stop, stop.

First of all, I gave you trouble.

Don't mention it.

The best year I spent with İlkkan.

The Next Day

Stop, you say, Yılmaz.

Stop.

Get.

The card in your hand is
eight of spades, brother.

-What?
-Eight of spades.

Not even close!

You made us walk two kilometers for
your disgusting dishonesty, İlkkan.

For the sake of gathering in a cafe.

Tuncay, I see you very well.

You look very happy right now.

Brother, thank you.
I mean, without exaggeration,

I feel butterflies in my
stomach every day. By God.

Very nice.

Can we say that this
relationship brought you

to the point of vomiting
from happiness, Tuncay?

I mean, brother, it can be said that.

By God, Tuncay, I am getting
better as I see you well, brother.

God forbid.
Hopefully it stays that way.

Hopefully.

Hopefully. Hopefully. Hopefully.

So I, on this occasion, again,

I want to thank you by emphatically,
gentlemen.

Don't mention it.

Brother,
if it wasn't for you, how can I say?

If it were not for your insistence,

I would never have found my Özge,
brother.

Yes.

Tuncay.
Update us a bit. How's it going?

Are you satisfied?

Is everything okay, what are you doing?

Brother, I swear, thank you very much.

-So, don't worry, it's pretty good.
-Wonderful.

We are in constant communication.
It's a constant activity.

Plenty of cafes,
cinemas, restaurants, bowling.

So,
the activities are always going well.

Wonderful.

Only this...

Özge probably has an
allergic condition.

What are you saying?
I hope she recovers fast.

Brother, don't ask.

Such a constant state
of vomiting began.

So now Tuncay maybe it's not
because of allergies. Is not it?

-Vomiting, huh Yılmaz?
-Brother!

Maybe not!

And I listen like a dumb.

It is not. Let me tell you now,
don't be surprised later.

Don't do that.
Hopefully those days will come.

Come, come here!

-Here you go. Good luck then.
-Lion.

Brother,
it's so cute if you see it.

Silly.

I would give my life for her vomit.

-Well done, Tuncay.
-I swear.

You know how to love.

Brother, in weal,

and woe.

That's the rule of love.

Isn't it? True.

Point.

Tuncay, I mean, I'm looking at
the picture in front of us and

us and I can say that this
relationship is settled now.

It is as if the prayers and
vows have always been accepted.

Brother, there is one last step
left that I am waiting for.

The absolute condition for a
relationship to be settled is

the stage of living together, brother.

Hmm.

So when you start living
together in the same house...

Exactly bro. In that case,

I will bring it and deliver
your thousand lira exactly.

No, I didn't ask for it, Tuncay.

Brother, we are in the friend council.

It's just four of us.

Tuncay, say stop.

Two Months Later

İlkkan,
should we take this heater like this?

Brother, let's get it if you want.

Your laundries are so much.

I turned it towards here so that I
can throw the second ones right away.

Are these our clothes?

Uh-huh.

Why did you bother, son?

Brother, don't mention it.

Wait, let me look at that door.

Lay down, don't get up. Brother,
take care of yourself. I'll open.

-Wow!
-Brother, what's up?

Well done. Come come.

Brother, were you available?
I came at this hour.

-Come.
-Who?

We're available, of course.
Tuncay has arrived.

Come, Tuncay, come.

What time is it? Did Tuncay come?

Tuncay has arrived, Tuncay.
Come come. Come, Tuncay.

Brother, what's up?

-Come bro, come.
-Oh, welcome.

Brother, the sky is pierced.

Is it raining that much?

I swear, brother, it's raining a lot.

-How are you?
-Good bro.

By God. I came out of the blue,
but I hope you were available?

No. I was sleeping but, anyways.

-What do you drink?
-I won't have a drink.

Look, there is salep.
I haven't drink it yet.

It bothers me at this hour now.

Well okay. You know.

Brother,
I came to give you very good news.

Come on, good luck.

Brother,
finally the big day has come, brother.

What's up?

Brother, get ready.

We decided to live in the
same house with Özge, brother.

Oh sh*t! Man, this is great news!

Tuncay,
have you thought about it carefully?

But look, it's a big decision.

İlkkan, the man can not be coming to us
for nothing, in that time of a night,

and disturb us, did he?

What nonsense is this.

Is there such a thing?
You obviously thought.

-Brother, I thought.
-You thought.

I thought a lot.
I have gone back to my inner thoughts.

I said, "Tuncay,
this girl is the girl brother".

This girl is that girl.

This is the person I want to
spend rest of my life with, worry

about her troubles,
and rejoice with her happiness.

This.

Here on this occasion,

-I sold my house and the car.
-Best wishes.

-They went a little cheap.
-Let it be, let it be.

We bought an incredible Black Sea tour

with the money coming from those.

-Full package tour.
-Whole.

Exactly bro.
I can say that we have been reset

materially and spiritually, brother.

Thank god.

-Thank god.
-Very good.

By God, Tuncay, I congratulate
you my brother, first of all.

Thanks.

So it was clear that this was
going to be amazing. And it did.

What was the one thing this
girl wanted? A loyal companion.

Well, we are talking about Tuncay
anyway. That's exactly right.

Thank you bro.
By the way, before I forget

my brother,
this is my main reason for coming.

-Ersoy.
-Yes bro?

Brother, let me present this to you in
return for

the acceptance of my prayers.

-So now...
-Take it, take it.

I wanted to let it go.

Wanted to hand it over to
its original owner, brother.

I wouldn't accept it
if it wasn't a vow.

No bro. Is there such a thing?

-This time, your wish has been granted.
-Of course bro.

-It's all because of you, man.
-Don't mention it.

-Is there such a thing?
-I swear it is.

-May God accept it, my brother.
-Amen, brother.

It's time for me to leave.

We will go to the 'go kart' with Özge.

In that late?

Brother, there is one.
Somewhere on the airport side.

-Oh really?
-We will go there.

-Good. How beautiful, how beautiful.
-Good.

-Good, come on.
-I'll run away then bro.

-I'll take you.
-Thanks.

Tuncay, I can't get up.

I can't pass you.
But I will see you leaving from here.

Brother, don't worry about it.
Friendship.

If it weren't for you...
Thank you, brother.

Don't mention it.
Is there such a thing? Have fun.

-Don't, son. Come.
-Thanks.

-Ersoy.
-What?

-I'm standing.
-Of course.

To the wall
behind that TV on the floor,

we were going to make
a socket like this eight.

Hmm.

You can handle it from that money,
right?

We do, we do.

One Month Later

Tuncay, get well soon bro.

We came directly as soon as we hear it.
What's the situation now?

Brother, don't ask. Don't ask bro,
they put my baby to bed.

Brother, was there an accident
or something? What's up?

No bro. It's not an accident.

This was already starting to
pass out frequently lately.

But it was nothing serious, brother.

This time, she fainted,
brother, she did not get up again.

Normally, she would wake up
after five or ten seconds.

Brother, I mean, did you ever go
to the doctor in this process?

Brother, I begged.

By God,
I begged him to go to the doctor.

No, she was not convinced.

What do the doctors say now?

Here I am waiting for them
to say something, brother.

I hope it's nothing serious.

Hopefully. Hopefully.

Tuncay, I am sorry.

Brother, thanks. Be around.

You've come this far too.

What do you mean dear?

Our mission.

Mr. Tuncay, can we talk?

-She's in a coma.
-Huh?

She is in coma.
There is a risk of death.

Didn't you know about this disease?

What illness?

Still, there is still hope.

What coma?

Tuncay, what happened bro?

He said coma. He said coma, bro.

"Didn't you know about
this disease?" said.

Ersoy.
Brother, what am I going to do now?

Where the hell coma come from?

You used to greet us every time
you passed by our house?

Three Months Later

You know, you would wave
whether we were at home or not.

I waved!

Do not lie.

Look, do you see these pigeons around?

They are all trained
pigeons of İlkkan brother.

They are watching you. They inform us.

They came yesterday,
they said, that boy passed, they said.

You were not at home.
You didn't greet us yesterday.

Watch out for such things.

Ok, lion?

Ok, go now.

Say hi to your dad too.

Have you seen? Oh.

Tuncay.

Ersoy said, brother.
He said he was not in good shape.

I'll say let me help now,

but the kid will feel worse.

Shall we go on a visit or something?

I don't know, İlkkan.

There's nothing to not know, bro.

We'll go, ask if he needs anything.

OK, you asked. He needs it.

Then what are you going to do?

We will make him feel that
we are with him spiritually.

Ok bro, fine. Let's see, okay.

Why hasn't this come out yet?

I don't know. Maybe he's pooping.

But he always makes us wait
outside to poop like this.

The kid has a problem of not
being able to organize his poop.

It comes right when
you leave the house.

And so you hold it, my son.

This body is complete muscle.

You're going to squeeze it!

You're very good at it.

There is no such thing as I can do
everytime when it comes.

Those days are gone.

That was two hundred thousand
years ago.

Of course, dear.

So what are they saying now?

They couldn't say nothing for sure.

So she can stand up tomorrow, but

it could go on like this for 30 years.

They say like this.

Tuncay brother,
so it's not like giving advice.

Who else does the girl have?

No bro. There is not.

Her parents are dead.

She has no siblings, no relatives.
No one is asking.

It's like this girl
doesn't even have a friend.

I mean, nobody seems to like her.

That's what I understand.

No, Yılmaz.

She doesn't hear sh*t, man. You talk,
whatever you're going to talk about.

Well,
if it goes like this for 30 years,

will you take care of her, Tuncay?

What should I do bro?
Huh? What do I do?

If there's a girl I've been
hanging out with for two months

then I would say I don't care.

I don't know, if I had
a wife for 20 years, right bro?

Then of course I'll take care.

But we've been together
for four months, man.

A very limited time.

If you put that in there.

Brother, I am offended by you. By God.

Let me tell you frankly.
I am angry with you.

What did we do, Tuncay?
Brother, you are being selfish.

"What did we do?"
Please, İlkkan.

Bro, you fired her up like I am loyal.

Don't make me talk bro.

Tuncay, doesn't this girl
know about her illness?

Why didn't she tell you?

What should I know?

Even if she knows, it's on her peril.
What can I say?

She is not
a real blonde anyway.

Brother, I can't help but think.

If it wasn't for you right now I'm...

Shame on you,
you acted without knowing nothing!

It's a shame.

f*ck you.

Brother, f*ck you.

Tuncay.

We get it, you're too tired,

don't talk to us "f*ck,
f*ck" like that. Okay?

I'll take Özge,
double her, and step on your face.

Could I explain? Take it easy.

Ok Yılmaz. Don't do anything.

Tuncay, what can we do? You tell him.

If there's anything we can do,
let's do it.

Brother, that's the...

...there was the votive money,
the thousand lira that I gave.

Yes?

Hmm.

I gave it to twelve people,
that is, a thousand liras each.

A total of twelve thousand liras.

I'm already getting them back now.

The situation is clear, man.
You see my condition.

So I sold what I had.

So you know too.

Here it was a trip,
a tour, a 'go kart' or something.

We, with Özge,

until she fell into a coma,
we experienced everything

that two lovers should go through,
brother.

That's how it was,
I fell a little short.

I'm trying to do an online
translation or something.

And that's up to a point.
It doesn't save after all.

Tuncay, I wish we had.

I have to say this but
unfortunately so we

we put 250 more on top of your thousand
liras and bought a pressure cooker.

We needed it urgently.

Did you get a pressure cooker?

Feels good.

By God.

Hand me the wet tissue, Tuncay.

Do you want?

I'll take it too.

-Get.
-I'll take it too.

-Get.
-Here, you take it, brother.

Put that in there.

You didn't drink.

I didn't drink.

Is there any garbage there?

Put it there bro. Put it there, put it.

Let's close this. We eat later.

Let's take this, put it on top of that.

Shut the lid.

Tuncay, where can I smoke?

I am smoking here, brother.

-Really?
-Hmm.

Do you have any cigarette?
Give me one then.

Let's make it an ashtray.

Take it bro.

I will light it.

Do you smoke?

No. I don't smoke anyway, Tuncay.

Brew tea or something.

Will we get up soon?
What are you saying?

Sit down bro.

-We have time.
-Patient visit should be short.

Where did you get the thing?
Dry cakes?

From...

what was it, was it Haluk?
Is it Hikmet?

No. Ümit, did you get it from Ümit?

We got it from Bekir, brother.

Isn't that man's name Haluk?

Ümit is better though.

Was Haluk his uncle's son, what was he?

Maybe you've seen it.

Two Months Later

"We lost Özge.

Her funeral will be held after
the noon prayer tomorrow."

İlkkan.

Hush! Damn!

-What happened?
-Come, come. Ersoy, come.

Brother, stop!

-Come on!
-What happened? We came.

What, what?

By the way, we should use this
balcony more often, much more.

Brother, are you kidding?

Did you call me to say this?

No. That's not because of it.
Now the message has arrived.

Özge is wasted.

Who is Özge?

Son, didn't Tuncay have a girlfriend,
the sick girl.

-Ah!
-She passed away.

Oh no. Good bro. So that's it.

God have mercy on her.
That's it. Whoops!

When did it happen? Look, did you see?

Gee! Very good.

I mean,
it's good in a very strange sense.

Gee. What a pity. Huh?

They will hold the funeral
after the noon prayer tomorrow.

Good job. Well. Brother,
the Creator is for everyone's things...

It's something like that.
He's doing something. To ensure.

So it provides. I think I wish
Tuncay not to do anything.

A lot.

Yes brother.

Now.

Anyways. I'm going to go inside.
I will lie down.

Brother, me too.

-I was very sorry.
-I am bored.

Turn off the water when you pass.
Look, a lake has formed.

I'll open the drain.
Turn it off as you pass.

Ersoy, turn it off and come.

Wow.

Turn it off.

Here it is.

My brother.

Brother, yes.

Brother.

Tuncay, condolences.

Thanks to friends.

There's nothing to do from now on, man.

What are we doing?
So now we're looking ahead.

I swear, let me tell you something,
we are relieved, Tuncay.

So when you look at the situation.

Well. She flew away like a bird.

Like a bird.

She didn't suffer,
and make people suffer.

She never did, man. Thank God.

So a load has been lifted
from our shoulders, Tuncay.

Yes.

Brother, give it a shot.

-Is it true?
-Give me a five.

By the way, İlkkan.

Yeah, well. Tuncay, let us present
this pressure cooker to you.

-Come on.
-We used it once.

No way. We also made chickpeas.

We also made dry beans.

Brother, whatever.
You use it on good days.

Enjoy it my dear brother.

I owe you two thousand lira each.

In this process,
I made one more vow.

-What are you saying, Tuncay?
-I swear.

Really?

I did bro. I swear.

My Tuncay.

Well done!
You are the boss!

My brother. Wow, Tuncay.

Good luck bro.

Thanks to friends. Thank you.

-Don't mention it.
-Tuncay, let's go bro.

I'm coming my brother.

Come on, you go. You have a funeral.

-I'm running away then.
-Thank you.

-OK.
-We'll see each other again, brother.

-Thank you.
-We will call each other.

Sorry for your loss.

My condolences, guys.

Friends. Go carefully.

Sorry for your loss.

Look at Tuncay.
My condolences to him.

-Yılmaz, take that pot.
-No.

I mean, what can I lie about?

I wouldn't have thought
of it for forty years.

Bedo.

Fall into lap.

In what sense, İlkkan?

Well. It's like birds of
a feather fly together.

He fits you with Bedo.

That's what he's saying.
He has no bad intentions.

Is Şefik here? Şefik, get me a napkin.

Yılmaz, by the way,
there is the question and answer

thing you mentioned,
we talked about it with Bedo.

Very nice.

So we're working on it.

Did you get some way?

No. We didn't get much.

You have to set up a system.

I have my own system
with Bedo so I have math.

I solved it. According to him,

the question is a question
according to the answer I will get.

So I settled it.
-You solved it?

Huh. Now ask me a question
before Bedo comes.

Ask before he comes.

-Ask your zodiac sign?
-My love.

My love.

Bedo, welcome.

-Thank you.
-Sorry, my mouth is full.

Enjoy your meal.

Bedo, which side does your
living room window face?

Brother, I am a Gemini person now.

Yılmaz. How do you do this?

She asked about his zodiac sign.
You heard, right?

We heard.

-One more...
-Ask another one.

-OK.
-Say it to my ear, he shouldn't hear.

Look the other way.

You, look at me.

The man hears by his eyes?

-Bedo.
-Huh, sir?

Which department were you
expelled from at university?

Now I had an uncle.
Albino. His name was Seyithan.

Yılmaz. My love.

What did you ask?
What uncle's name did you ask?

He asked for his uncle's name.

-Yıl...
-It's a system like this.

Triple triple, quadruple quadruple.
Okay?

You scroll. Back and forth, you
sit down the answer to the question.

I will tell you in great time.

-You will surely tell.
-I need to explain by drawing.

OK. I'll come with the thing.

Meanwhile, Bedo,

There was this Özge.

Tuncay's ex-girlfriend is deceased.

Yes?

You knew she was sick?

Yes, I know bro.
She said something like that, yes.

Bedo, I wish you had told
us from the beginning. Huh?

My system was settled too late.

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