03x09 - Balance

[bunniefuu]

Let me put it on.

I am not used to it.

-He's coming.
-Yılmaz.

You put it on top of it.

Get one canapé and taste it, I made it.

İlkkan this isn't a canapé.

Big as a palm, should it be like this?

You've never seen
a canapé in your life,

they just told you, so don't make it!

-Okay bro, you don't eat.
-Okay.

Someone eats.

-İlkkan, will you be the cashier?
-Why?

No, I want him on the field.

I have an account with him.

Fine, I want you in the kitchen too.

Give some help,
you've been pooping for half an hour.

Sister Öykü, will you be the cashier?

-So if everyone is Okay, I'm good.
-Okay.

By the way, we haven't met
since a while, I am Tanju.

Tanju, right?
With "J".

J, yes.

If we do something about these...

Abdullah have some music
on before it starts.

What kind of bro?

Play it as an ambiance,
let something play quietly.

Wait, I have a lot of music lists.

Yavuz, you were going to make tea, son?

I will handle it now.

I like this side of Emel very much.

-Which? Which side?
-Let's open this up.

Emel has such a side, such a way.

Did you have this thing?

Speaker here, give it.

Now let's do this, friends,
first let's set up the game, then

food, drink,
soft drinks will be on to all of these.

-Okay.
-Abdullah, you help me, open this bro.

I couldn't get up.



-3, 4, 5, 6.
-6, chance?

Chance.

Let's not turn the every dice
into a show, pull the card!

Sister Öykü,
I will ask you for 210 TL.

Of course I did. Coming.

Did you count exactly,
did you throw a 6?

-Look, look.
-6 is that right?

-6 here!
-I counted.

Thank you, okay I got my 100 TL.

I'll give you 10 cents.

Go away, you idiot,
as if that's what I'm talking about!

I will roll the dice again.

No, why is that?

Throw it again, Abdullah, okay.

Why is he throwing again,
he must go to jail!

I will not go to jail again, brother.

Brother, what are you saying?

I won't go, brother!

Oh, Tanju! So I'm saying now Abdullah.

Abdullah, my friends,
were in prison for a year.

He just came out.

So it was a disgraceful crime,
wasn't it, Abdullah?

I'm not putting it wrongly,
so am I correct?

I printed a fake student card
for a while.

Out of poverty,
that's how I went for a while.

Then a notice,
and the darkness that follows.

Was that a disgraceful crime?

Forgery of private document.

Well,
Abdullah that can happen to any of us.

So there's no problem. Let's move on,
stop, don't roll the dice.

Okay, don't go to jail either, but
don't roll the dice, pass it to Esra.

-Yes, it is fair like that.
-Yes.

But Mr. Tanju's face
looks familiar to me.

Did we meet before?

I swear by God, Tanju,
the shopkeeper in our neighborhood,

maybe someone from there...

-Yes, it can be.
...you might know him by sight.

What do you sell?

Health products.

Like a prosthesis or something?

No.

Who the f*ck are you kidding!

Come on,
Sister Öykü is one of us, so say it.

Tanju, the sex shop upstairs.

Oh, sex shop is an old term now,
and it's misunderstood.

Let's say health products, Mrs. Öykü.

Um, because we have everything in our
portfolio, it is very rich and wide.

I just said that his face looks
familiar or something, but

tell it,
so they don't think I am a customer.

Dear Tanju.

Sister Öykü! So what if we think?

-Here...
-What? What if we think?

Which of us didn't need it?

-Who has the turn? Come on!
-Play it!

Get on it, what's going on?

-Play, 8.
-8.

Is this? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Bath. Shhh!

Bend over for a 120 TL!

They call it as a city toll.

İlkkan, why are you talking like
an animal, why do you have to?

Okay, so calm down, we didn't tell you.

So we said it to your fiance.

-What is that?
-Gee!

-Accommodation. Motel.
-What is it like now?

-Motel.
-I won't buy a motel.

But did you stuck on "bend over"?

-Is it beautiful?
-This is used in Anatolia.

That is something.
It's called "bend over".

Okay bro. Let it go, okay.

-Roll the dice.
-Who's turn?

It's my turn too.

Yes.

-Play.
-Count bro.



Brother, can I count for a second?

Okay, he's right.

-One second?
-Count, you count!

-2.
-Okay, kidding.



What the f*ck...

Yılmaz, you had to blow, brother.

Brother, am I going to follow your
blow thing? You have to ask for it.

Here we are, for two hands!

f*ck such a chance!

-Wait 2 laps, baby.
-Calm down!

-Yes, who has it? Tanju.
-Who, me?

-Ditto. Play bro. Give it to me.

You won't be pissed, okay? We talked.

Don't make me regret it,
I let you play games in my house.

-Can you count from there? 1, 2, 3...
-Okay? Here you go.



Brother, İlkkan brother is
a little nervous, or is it just me?

Wait, you haven't seen tension yet!

Let the game continue for a while,
you will see the tension.

Ha, I mean, did I do something, I mean,

he showed such an insulting attitude!

It has nothing to do with you at all!

It's a problem that stems entirely
from his unsettled personality.

It has nothing to do with you.

Make it dark.

-This one?
-Let mine be dark.

"Today is your birthday,
take 200 from everyone."

Everyone gives me 200 each,
let me ask it first.

-Let's give it.
-Then I'll take this place.

Where is that?

Why are you buying this place?

Polished and Sparkling Care?
Why are you taking it, Esra?

What are you going to do on there?

-Why are you taking it?
-I'm an investor, I want to.

Okay, then I'll give you five thousand,
for example, you sell it to me?

Now or you don't take it at all,
roll one more dice though?

Is it possible, I think so. It may be.

-Okay, okay.
-No, I'm not selling.

I also reject the offer not to take,

I buy the Polished and Sparkling Care.

Okay Esra, but then you
won't cry like a rabid dog!

Play.

Can we sh**t?

-Throw, play.
-Play bro.

-10.
-How much?

-10 has arrived.
-Which one?

-Tanju.
-What?

Could you have formed
an alliance with Yavuz?

No dear, where did you get it from?

I don't know,
that's how it seemed to me then.

No no.

I think Tanju is like
a partner with Emel.

But Sister Öykü,
why are you waiting for me since then?

-Yeah, I'm fine.
-But don't stand still!

Movement helps me, you already know.

I'll say something, is there
a discomfort or something? What?

-No no.
-I can direct.

No, but...

Say it, say it.

Well, I'm pregnant.

Nephew is coming.

Super, very good.

Thank you.

Could I ask you a private question?

Yes.

What if I asked you to
give me some game money

in return of real money,
would it be rude?

It can be a valuable item
such as 1000 to 50,

for example I have a watch. Huh?
I have a lighter.

Is it okay dear?

Why not, my dear,
take a look at this watch first.

-Is that ok Ersoy?
-Can you take a look?

-Of course not, sister Öykü!
-Why not?

What a pity!

Come on bro!

No, wait a minute! Impossible! Stop.

-Stop, don't.
-Why? What happened?

Extend your hand, Tanju!

Okay just a second guys.

Extend your hand bro.
Can you reach out your hand, please?

Rotate.
Open your palm to us. Open your palm!

What a hand, open your palm!

You see guys,
this is the gambler's grip.

I know about your dark past bro,
don't do this to us here.

I know the places where you
closed those underground coffees,

and gambled on gold bracelets.

You can't do this to us here
in Bilanço, Tanju. Okay?

-Rude!
-Gee!

-I couldn't fit it to you, no way.
-God, God!

What if I win now on the Bilanço,
what if I don't?

Okay, so why are you gripping dice?

Oh, I'm not, friends,
we came together here...

Oh bro, not like that!
No, not like this!

Someone with a gambling background
should not be throwing dice on Bilanço.

Dice is a very important factor
in this game brother.

Because 50 percent, that is, human
intelligence and 50 percent is dice.

How? No bro.

Son,
I can't believe you İlkkan, you really

think this is a game of intelligence?

What do you think? Mind game of course.

-f*ck off!
-f*ck you! You're an idiot, man!

A! Don't shout bro!

Look, I have my entertainment facility
here, I have two entertainment centers.

f*ck your entertainment.

I have an hospital, you idiot!
I have hotels.

-Oh!
-You have no sh*t!

-You don't have a home!
-Come on!

-The door is open!
-What are you doing?

I'll sew those buffets in your face!

-Shut up!
-Yılmaz!

Here you can get slapped among people.

-A!
-Gee!

-Yılmaz! What's going on!
-What's wrong?

We're having fun, don't do it please!

Okay, what fun are we having,
take your package.

Give me the dice bro,
you don't roll dice from now on, Tanju.

-You don't roll dice bro.
-Let the Savaş throw.

-Tanju, you don't play dice.
-Is there a Savaş?

What's up with the Savaş?

-Good bro, thank you.
-How were your blood counts?

-Good bro, it turned out nice.
-The door is open!

-Good, good, get well soon.
-Mashallah!

-Goodbye Savaş.
-Throw this away.

Savaş, for me.

How can he throw it?

Stop, it fell.

-What came? What came?
-I can't find it.



Play.

-My Sister Öykü.
-Darling.

-You take these.
-Okay.

-What do you want?
-I'll ask the plaza.

Huh.

Here you go.

Friends,
I am building my plaza, good luck.

Good brother, well done. Come on.

-What's happening?
-No no.

No, it's not your turn!

Weren't you in the hospital
on the last turn?

Okay bro, here I am now.

At the hospital, he told me
to get an 'MR',

it was this tour, not before a tour.

So now I have to roll the dice
to have had the 'MR'.

You didn't throw it while you
were staying at Tanju's hotel?

Yes, brother, didn't they give you a
gift package when you were in a hotel?

-Okay.
-That's right.

They asked you either
a hospital discount or a desertion.

-Didn't you get a hospital discount?
-Yes.

-Because you're so smart.
-Yes.

There was also your luck card,

you used one at the tailor,
what did you do with the other one?

I made a subway bro, to the other one.

Because Emel built
an amusement park on my land.

I don't understand, brother, you got
a discount and you lost the turn.

You'll pay less for the 'MR'

-but you will only roll once.
-No.

Or you will directly enter the sauna.

So "let me get an 'MR',
and get into the sauna

and have the subway built,"
are you a king?

f*ck it!

-Come on!
-Do not!

He's making rules out of his a*s.

-Such a rule...
-Calm down.

I'll see where this thing is.

-Are you crazy?
-What's going on bro?

-Give me the paper! I will look!
-Friends!

-Don't get involved.
-Hey, calm down!

-İlkkan, guys.
-Okay.

Okay, calm down. Stop.
Come on, take a five-minute break.

-Okay. okay.
-Five minutes.

-Okay, I'm requesting the paper.
-Okay, I'll give it to you.

-I will look at it for 5 minutes.
-I will give.

Okay, let's get some air.

-Okay.
-I'll give it later.

Take it easy, don't squint at
our guests like a rabid dog, okay?

You're starting to disgrace us now.

What's going on?

İlkkan, if that's how you have fun,
should you never have fun again?

Will I learn it from you?

I wish he didn't have any fun.

-So you don't know.
-Will I learn from you?

So you don't know.

Calm!

What did Sister Öykü say,
she said we are getting air.

I'm going to go and
meditate for 5 minutes.

-With the sound of a bird.
-It will be very nice.

-I'll come back later, let's meet here.
-Okay, go do what you sound like.

Come on!

-He's gone mad!
-I apologize to everyone.

-Really.
-Look, I'd tell you something now

but you're not worth it!

Here you see it, right?
Look at the state of him!

He leaves us in shame.

He embarrasses us so much
that we truly apologize.

Ersoy and I are always blushed,
we can't go out in public.

Okay, let's not do anything,
let's not prolong it.

You know,
İlkkan is actually a good person.

-Of course.
-Yes.

-A very good person.
-We don't say anything to him.

Here's greed in the game,
God damn the greed!

-There is nothing to do.
-Yes.

Yes, it's coming.

Yes brother.

Hold this on man. Help.

Let go, let go. One second.

Okay, okay "Builds." "Buildings."
The structures are here.

Yılmaz, help me on folding this.

Yes brother.

Heh, okay. Stop here.

Look what it says.

"If one player builds
an entertainment facility,

in brackets, cinema, wedding hall,

funfair, go-kart track

on another player's plot...

-Yes.
-Yes.

...if the landlord doesn't
own his/her own hospital,

the landlord's health needs,
on the time of the building--"

f*ck off okay let it go!
Who's turn is it? Roll the dice!

-Go on, this is not a game.
-Tanju, bro. Play Tanju!

-Come on! Come on!
-Me too.

-You... Who has it?
-Tanju. Tanju.

What, bro, you saw the rule.

You see, it's in, right?
Hey, it's in you, isn't it?

-It's in him.
-Esra, look at me,

I've been trying to
explain this for two hours.

It says it this way. The rules say so.

I couldn't listen to İlkkan,
but okay, you're right.

Who's turn is it?
Roll the dice. Tanju roll dice.

-I'm throwing it.
-Play bro.

Don't make me repeat this again, okay?

Play it, don't listen to it.

Throw by showing us.
Throw by showing the same way.

-Go on.
-Send.

Play.

-Where is it going?
-2.

One.

Will you continue? Five.

Get the f*ck out of there İlkkan!

Demolition teams have arrived, baby,
how many houses does he have there?

Two.

Here you go, b*stard Ersoy
and b*stard Esra became one!

What means b*stard Esra?
What are you saying, son?

I didn't enter there I mean, Tanju did!

If there is unity, it's Tanju.

My brother, I destroyed the houses.
Let me take the costs...

Smash the sh*t! Where are you
demolishing houses? Smash the sh*t!

İlkkan, if you're going to do this,
let's not play!

I'm telling you! I'm serious!

Yes. Damn, that's why you told me.

I said I want to play
chess with İlkkan,

Yılmaz said don't play with him.

That's why you said it.

How? Did you say don't
play with him for me?

Yes. Is it a lie? Huh?

Shall I tell people about
the last chess we played with you?

-Go ahead.
-Would you like?

Come on Yılmaz, make something up.

Spots are on you bro,
come on, do your show.

Tell me what happened, brother.

When this huge man got checkmated
like an imbecile in five moves...

-Isn't it, İlkkan? You know that...
-Yeah?

He had to stutter like this,
breathe fast,

and burst into snot bubbles like this.

Come on, say it didn't happen!

Come on, is this not happened İlkkan!
Let's see İlkkan!

This did not happen, Yılmaz.

f*ck off!

Because chess reminds me of someone
I loved very much and lost at the time.

That's why my eyes were full of tears,
but you, it's like

I was crying because of
my greed, because I lost.

You wrote a script like
this and you're telling it

all over the place without shame!

İlkkan, who did you lose?

My condolences,
I am very sensitive about such matters.

I can not stand,
and get into consolation mode.

When does the topic come to you,
sister?

What?

We were talking about my loss here.

When does that happen?

"Ay, I can't do anything like that,
I'm sensitive."

"Ah, such a consolation."

Why are you like this?

People with self-talk hysteria,
you just

don't realize what situation you're in.

Moreover...

İlkkan,
can you come to your senses please?

The issue was not the loss of İlkkan,
that is, he was defeated at chess.

And had a crying crisis
because of his ambition.

Besides, my sister, you are like this,

you're not sensitive to people's pain.

-Me?
-You don't care about anything. Yes.

Now don't ever show up
here in front of people.

-Gee!
-There are two events

-which I am a witness to those...
-Yes.

We know each other.

Oh, the lady is pregnant! Pregnant!
What kind of words are these!

Mr. Tanju, I can already defend myself.

Also, what does this have
to do with pregnancy,

I don't understand right now?

Okay, let's stop playing,

as if desktop game night was enough?

-We're out of taste.
-Enough.

İlkkan brother,
who did you really lose by the way?

You make fun of your own mother,
Abdullah!

-Come on!
-Okay?

What are you saying bro?

Oh, my dear Abdullah, let me tell you,

do you know who he said he lost?

Ethem's primary school teacher
passed away.

İlkkan lost
Ethem's primary school teacher.

Yes bro, can't I?

He is so touched by the death of
a friend's primary school teacher

and he has already suffered
his heavy defeat in chess.

It somehow coincided, so he says it.

-Is Latif teacher dead?
-He's dead.

Brother, look, I'm not making
fun of you, you're doing bad.

Damn, you made me the biggest shame,
but now I'm not talking about it here.

Talk it bro. What have I done to you?

You asked for the bill while
we were sitting on a cafe

with Elif Mehmet, you and me.

Let's get up, shall we?

Okay, let's ask for the bill then?

I got it done.

Brother, you always pay!

What will happen? Let's get up.

Thank you.

Where are we going?

-Shall we eat ice cream?
-Yes, sounds great.

-Come on.
-İlkkan brother,

you have one unpaid
Turkish coffee left.

Oh, was that it?

What,
you don't like the scale of shame now?

Gee! look at this,
she doesn't like the level of shame.

Actually, there are other things, but

let's not go into them now,
right Abdullah?

İlkkan,
there was this bus, tell me about it.

Oh, for example.

What's going on bro?

Ersoy, if you want me to tell
the incident in our house?

Tell it! Say it!

Come on! Gee! So what's the need now?

What's the need?

Oh, if we're going to do like this,
I have also things to talk!

-Talk! Speak!
-Uh, you...

We were seven or eight years old,
we were at our house.

Ersoy, what is this, my child?

Was that it?

When you said the incident at
our house, I thought it was... Okay.

You tried to steal my mother's bra,

what do you want more?

My son, I was seven years old.

I was researching, I was discovering.
Is it a shame?

I think it's very natural.

What do you call the event
in your house? If you tell us about it.

-What's it to you, Emel!
-A!

Sir okay!

Let's not talk be rude.

No need to argue.

Wow look at Yavuz!

Congratulations bro, mashallah,
how is he fond of his girlfriend, huh?

Were you always like this, Yavuz?

What does this mean?

Are you dating Emel?

Emel? No.

We just hang out with her.
Very nice person.

Understood.

So we don't have
an emotional attachment.

Understood.

Honey, from that moment on
that day so,

we're just the two of you,
so we were still

at the dating stage.
There isn't even a stage.

So this was technically
the correct answer.

Yes Yavuz,
technically a correct answer.

-Yes.
-My Esra.

Look, I don't think you should
ever get into those topics.

-What?
-Okay? Don't get in.

-Emel...
-Don't get in!

I said something
defending you right now.

Uh-huh. It's the same as you
defended Gündüz to Elif, isn't it?

-What? What?
-Who is Gündüz?

Don't lie to me!

How does a person pick up the phone
while sleeping and make such noises?

-Look, my dear...
-Don't call me dear!

Is there an idiot in front of you?
I trusted you.

You are being unfair to
Gündüz right now, but Elif.

So I can't ask
this question to my boyfriend?

No, but he always
makes that sound in bed.

How do you know that, Esra?

-Ugh!
-Goal!

Wait a minute, I'm not seducing
anyone's boyfriend, okay?

I chose not to share
the relationship I had, with Elif.

That's my private life.

I don't have to share
everything with everyone do I?

When I say it in such a moment,
a wrong picture came out.

This is totally the case.

My dear, why are you trying to
explain yourself so much, Esra?

They want that too.
They want us all to spill.

Who are they?

I don't know, you can't see
the big picture after all, Esra.

Right, right.

Big pictures are your business, İlkkan.

Let me speak about
a puzzle of ten thousand pieces

if you want, İlkkan, huh?

Because you saw
the big picture so well.

Brother please f*ck off.

I made all of you swear
one by one about this.

If we are going to talk about this,
Yılmaz,

if this is going to be talked about,
I am going, brother.

We will talk about it.

Tell me what he did with the puzzle.

I'll tell you my sister right now.

Now we gave him a ten thousand
piece puzzle for his birthday.

Two hours later
he called us to his house.

Only a few pieces of that
puzzle was remaining.

He put them like this.
He finished the puzzle in front of us.

He said how did it go?
Of course we were very impressed.

Brother,
are you crazy, what did you do,

ten thousand piece puzzle in two hours!

We appreciated him for like six months.

We were so excited.

There was even a lady,
"Could you introduce me to

your friend who finished
this puzzle in two hours?"

Make it up!

I'm relaying the facts right now bro.

Sister Öykü, we learned something later

this dog had Kaan do the puzzle.

Ask who is Kaan now?

This is not true at all.

-Who is Kaan?
-Wait a second, who is Kaan?

Who is Kaan brother?

Who is Kaan,
let me tell you right away, friends.

Kaan is our twelve-year-old
brother with autism.

İlkkan takes him after school.

He brings him home,
without noticing his mother.

He basically kidnapped a child.

Kaan, of course sees that he can handle

ten thousand parts
in two hours with a blink.

Then İlkkan takes the child
and leaves him at home.

I mean, this is heavy abuse.

And what kind of abuse is this?

It has nothing to do with it, for once.

Look, I put everything in front of

my brother Kaan,
from his food to his baklava.

He ate very well,
drank and spent quality time.

He did his puzzle because I know
he likes it a lot. When he sees sudoku,

puzzles or something like that,
he solves.

Because I knew this habit of his,
his father thanked me specially.

He said to get together more often.

They don't tell them, but here it is.

I still meet with Kaan every week.

Really?

İlkkan,
why should we talk about these anyway?

-This is not our topic.
-That's right.

So what we're interested in
is your scam.

Our topic is you, to ask people
for attention and love with the lie

that you solved the puzzle of
ten thousand pieces in two hours.

Of course we will talk about that.

What else is it to me?

I think that's enough.

Let's get back to our game.

Let's not spoil the texture of
this beautiful evening any more.

I think let's stop here.

Who's turn is it? You? Roll the dice.

What happened?

I had a girlfriend named Pelin
that I fell in love with very much.

Mr. Yılmaz, the news is very good.

Your tissues are keeping up
with Mrs. Pelin.

As soon as you give your approval,

we can start the kidney
transplant procedures.

I swear, did it really?

Yes, 98.7 percent compliance.

Shouldn't it be 100 percent?

Don't you need a perfect fit
for something like this?

Let's check it out again, Doctor.

So, let's not make hasty decisions now,
İlkkan.

I'll lay on top of it,
do something, think.

How did random girl and
my kidneys match so well?

How, it's not going to happen.

Are you escort here tonight?

I'm going home then.

We'll do something,
keep in touch with you, okay?

Morale is very important.

Damn you!

Damn you actually!

Do I collect kidneys from the street?

Why would I give my kidney

to İlkkan's ten-day date?

Don't make me talk now, Tanju!

Speak bro, speak.
We have no shame thank goodness.

No sh*t!

Brother, you are not a pharmacist,
you are nothing.

Don't do like that, lame job.
You shouldn't be selling them.

Plus, the expiration date has passed
three years, you say it's been

five years, bro, these are
health matters, no place for joke!

What if three years have passed,
for one third of the price.

Even if it's been five years,
I'm giving it for a fifth of the price.

What about his thing? Oh my god!

You guys are coming, right?
We carry him after afternoon prayer.

No bro, what happened?

We lost uncle Seyfettin last night.

Sorry for your loss.

It's not from the pill,
it's not from the pill.

So I got the promise that
it will definitely not k*ll nobody

from the friend who gave it to me.

It's not the pill.

What kind of people are you?

Don't buy it if you don't like it,
okay?

This guy, anyway, but you?

If you knew about it, report this pimp.

Speak right! Speak right, what pimp?

Speak right! What's happening to you?

You started using contraband hormones,

over-the-counter hormones
to enlarge your d*ck.

We learned this. We came to your house.

Then secretly,

-we poured the bag into the toilet.
-Exactly.

You went mad, you went into crying.

You said "Where are my hormones!"

He was a hormone addict.

Tell us.
You couldn't do without hormones.

I wish they had reported you.

If only.

There is no such problem.

I don't care. I think there is anyway.

There is no such problem.
Why are you doing such things?

It's gone. It wasn't,
so what do I know.

Because of the İlkkan dog.

Are you a maniac, what has it got
to do with me, what have I done?

Did you equate yourself with
the big man ten years older than you?

Oh brother, we knew back then
that we were all the same age.

We already knew that we were
the same age in those days.

So none of us swallowed
handfuls of hormones.

I wish you could swallow
handfuls of hormones instead of

spending your friends like coins,
you b*stard!

Son,
tell me well so you don't get hurt.

Abdullah provided us.

If I said we, you know, I'm not there.

You already know.

There's Ethem, there's Onur,
there's Yavuz, and there's Uğur,

in this squad.

I haven't even touched anything anyway.

I'm disgusted of such things already,
commissioner.

Look,
I swear to you, it's not for me at all.

I told them, I even said not to do it,
so I asked what is the need for?

I said, "These are not true" I said,
"it is forbidden",

but here it is, so they didn't listen.

Because commissioner, they started
to steal two and a half liters of coke

or something from the front of
the grocery stores.

Now, at some point,
when Yavuz asked whether we should

go into houses or something,
I said, "I am out."

"I'm out, get this in your head",
so I said commissar.

Did you really do this?

Brother, for your own good. Even though
I did it, I did it for your good.

Did you report the student card too?

Could it be something like that,
Abdullah? Please!

Here's a photo of that day.

You see how unhappy Yavuz is
because of his p*nis size.

So sad because right after that speech

-your mother took this photo.
-Yes.

After that, my dear, here is

the photograph of that
police station issue.

-Let me see, let me see.
-Look.

Look at Uğur.

How did he gain weight?

Look Ethem, look at Ethem's side.

It's burnt,
the child does not appear again.

Only Ethem was old enough.

The man spent four years
in prison because of you.

Who ripped me off this photo?

I had a friend, İlkkan.

Forget about it, honey, don't do it.

Emel, what are you looking at?

Oh, how handsome is that boy
on the left.

He is a friend of ours.

We're handling him among ourselves,
it's very difficult boy.

His diaper and stuff.
Her grandmother is wearing him.

Someone who wears a diaper,
so it's not like you at all.

His intelligence lags
far behind his peers.

In other words,
he is a friend we adopt as a good.

We keep him in our lives for
the purpose of getting merit.

Let me take him out of
the photo so you don't get confused.

His grandmother insisted.

He said, "I beat a lot and you
beat him for me a little bit."

We couldn't do, but after this stage,

if beating is beneficial,
we will beat him too.

Did you say those to the girl?

And then you were
together for six months.

Yes, they were together for six months.

I'm so sorry, they had been
together for seven months.

I was dying for this girl
and you knew it.

When the girl liked me you got jealous,
you said he was in diapers for me!

"Yes, in diapers," he said.
And then he tore you out of the photo.

Get to know your friend, İlkkan.
Get to know your friend.

What's going on with you, by the way?

Wait a minute what's going on? Why?

She had crush on me!
She chased after me for two years.

I did not want. Such fiery messages,
I don't know what,

writing on papers,
sending photos in letters,

what about these, huh?

I wonder what was the playlist playing
at the beginning of this game Emel?

İlkkan, it's a puberty thing.
So there's no one without mistakes.

Brother, yes. Right!

That's when Emel asked me to.

He said, you understand music,
Ersoy, my feelings,

she asked me to prepare
a playlist that would

best express her feelings
towards Yılmaz.

I had prepared too.
That list is this list.

We've been listening to it!

Childish works, a thousand years ago.

Wait a second, Yılmaz, in what period
do these events take place?

In our time?

I don't want to believe this, Yılmaz.

Oh sister, why are you doing this now?

Was that her?
You said you have an older person.

You said you're hanging out
for her car, huh?

For my car, Yılmaz?

Yes, for your sister car. You know,
you give your car to me one day,

an alcoholic driver came
and hit in the front.

So you know that car was written off.

-Of course I know.
-There was no drunk driver.

Tanju was driving your car that night!

It's your car that ruined by him!

Was that car this woman's?

That you said, Ersoy's stole?

Did you slander me like that?

What do you mean by woman, pimp!

-Yılmaz, you don't give me such a...
-Look at me.

...did you make a slander, brother?
-Talk properly.

I will explain later.

Look you'll pay for it.

-Here, I'm paying.
-What are you doing?

All right, I'm paying you.
No, you're paying for the past.

It's not like selling a d*ck.

I'm not selling d*ck,
I'm selling health.

Look, Yılmaz, you will speak correctly.

Are you the father of this baby?

What else?

Friends, I mean, Yılmaz and I
only had make out at that time.

Have you heard? We just make out.

Don't start such paternity matters,
I'll make you pay for it so bad.

-Brother, I'm going.
-About paternity.

God damn you all, one by one!

I really can't say anything else.

On that table İlkkan,
you're the most humanly person again.

So, I can't help but mention that.

Well done.

Then when İlkkan is humanly,

you should tell Esra about this thing.

The gift thing.

Let's talk about it as humanly person.

-I don't remember.
-You remember.

What is that gift?
I don't know, Esra, I don't remember.

-You remember very well.
-What is it?

Which one? Are you saying the thing?

-Yes, we say.
-No.

What?

Son, I beg you,
don't let tonight end like this.

This is how it goes on tonight,
İlkkan, tell me.

Esra, I know it's your birthday today.

It's not worthy of you,
but I did as much as I can.

İlkkan, how sweet you are.
Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Tell me a little earlier.
Tell me from the beginning.

Oh! İlkkan.

Whoa! Just bottom bro?

Just a bottom.

You're super.

İlkkan, my son,
the medallion is very good.

Thank you for your kind heart,
my brother!

-Son, tell me from the beginning!
-Tell it from the very beginning!

Tell me!

Happy birthday Esra!

-Son, what are these?
-Thank you.

My son, I bought us lots of things.

Money?

Come on, pull it. Hold on, I'll come.

I came yesterday, I checked the table,
Esra was not there.

Her bag was there, open.

There is such a card inside.
It said "Come, come take me!"

I took it and put it in my pocket bro.
I went and found an ATM.

I got it in. What could it be,
I entered Esra's birthday.

Date of birth. It did not accept.

I thought, I thought.
I entered her mother's date of birth.

It didn't happen either.

Boy, you have three chances, it'll
swallow it, the ATM gonna swallow it.

I thought, I thought.
What could it be, what could it be?

I entered her father's date of birth.
It happened.

Son, how do you know the date of
birth of his mother and father?

I was chasing Esra
for such a long time,

that I learned everything at that time.

So?

Anyway, brother, when I enter
the date of birth of his late father,

the machine gave me everything.

I went and ate a doner first,
then I bought these and came here.

İlkkan, what a man you are.

I wish you had bought
something for the girl.

I bought it bro,
it's her birthday today.

This is what I got.

Come on, give it to her.

That was my scholarship money, İlkkan.

I couldn't leave the house for a month.
I cried every night.

Here is the humanly.

I'm sorry, I spoke wrong.

No problem, please.

No really, I didn't realize
you were pregnant either.

-Let it be.
-I mean, if I knew...

I thought you were
overweight or something.

Other parts of your body
are also quite fit.

Some bodies are hard to
read at first glance.

It's true.

I swear, friends,
we had a very crappy night.

But I am satisfied.

For having such a night.

I'm very satisfied,
I'm telling you the truth.

In a sense,
it was as if we had cleared ourselves.

So, what I mean by clean?

I have a metaphor that I use

very often for situations like this.

İlkkan and Ersoy know very well.

Don't do it bro,
please don't go in there now.

It's not the time.

No, I can only explain
what we're going through

with red beans, so I'm sorry.

Friends, I liken people to red beans.

It has olive oil, it has onions,
it has sugar, it has salt.

Some people put carrots,
some put potatoes.

Sprinkle parsley on it or something,
so red kidney beans is a mix.

Red beans are a mix.
Sugar, is sugar good?

According to its place. If you put
it in pudding, of course it's fine.

So can sugar be added to the lahmacun?
It doesn't fit.

-What do you say, Yılmaz?
-Don't cut me.

It didn't happen. Also salt.

Salt is not to be put in the baklava,

it should not be added.

It would be nice if they
sprinkle it on french fries.

It is the place. Know what I mean?

Now remove the oil from the red beans,
remove the onion, remove the sugar,

remove the salt, remove the carrot,
potato, all the ingredients.

There is pure red beans left.

Would you eat that pure red beans?
You won't.

You don't like it either if you eat.
Know what I mean?

Well, now you can't love that
soulless pulp that's left

when you take away this chaos
that makes you human.

This is how I see it.

So, I will say, friends,
despite everything,

I personally love you,
us, love us very much.

What are you doing?

Go, go. What are you doing?

Let's have a canapé.
I'll get canapé.

Dear Esra.

-Nicely said.
-Don't mention it.