04x01 - Tails in the Seats/Roadside Distraction

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♪ Bow wow wow
Bow wow ♪

♪ Go, dog, Go ♪

♪ Do you like ♪

♪ Fast rides in
a city of dogs? ♪

♪ Do you like ♪

♪ Fast friends always
lending a paw ♪

♪ Do you like ♪

♪ Car, blimps, boats,
bikes, and trikes? ♪

♪ Just being awesome ♪

♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go,
go, dog, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go,
go, dog, go ♪

♪ And do we
really wanna stop? ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ So just go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, dog, go ♪

♪ Go, dog, go ♪

"Tails in the Seats."

Come on, Sam,
you can win this race.

Watch the fourth turn,
stay with it.

Trust yourself and
go, dog, go!

How was that?

That was great.

Just like the last time,
the time before that

and the 19 other
times before that.

I’m just so excited!

Sam Whippet asked me
to help at his big race today

in Chew York City.

If I do a good job,
he might choose me

to be his new crew chief.
Ah!

You got this, Tag.
I believe in you.

I just want to be
prepared for any problem

that may come our way.

Tag Barker, a problem
has come our way.

Meet me at the track, now.

Pretty please.

Hey Sam, what’s the problem?

Chew York forgot the circus
was coming to town,

so the race is
moving to Pawston.

-To Pawston?
-To Pawston!

Tag, you have to spread the word
so I have fans cheering me on.

Like the full crowds I had when
I won this race and this race.

Not to worry, Sam.
I got this.

Especially since
I’m racing against

my number one rival today.

Her name is Mandy McRuff.

I’ve only raced her once,

and it was the only race
I’ve ever lost.

And I have no idea why.

Was it because of
that empty seat?

Empty seat?

There.
Back on the farm,

if I didn’t have all my chickens
in their coops before bed,

I couldn’t sleep.

Maybe you need all the seats to
be filled to have a good race.

Oh, that must be why I lost.

Now I definitely need
those seats filled.

I’ll get a tail in every
single seat, Sam,

with a little help
from Scooch. Right?

-Scooch?
-Over here.

One seat down,
a gajillion to go.

Attention, Pawston.

Sam Whippets big race
has been moved to Pawston.

Not Chew York City,
but Pawston,

as in the place
you currently are.

So go, dogs, go
to the Speedway.

Frank, Beans, where you headed?

Uh, to the park to
make fun of birds?

Yeah, it’s very exciting.

You know what’s more exciting?

The Speedway!

The racing,
the fans, the giant foam paws.

Wow, I’ve always wanted
my own giant foam paw.

I’m there.

I’ll be back tomorrow,
birds, with the insults.

Yeah, and I’ll get
to the Speedway

faster than you can say beans.

Beans.

Okay, maybe not that fast,
but still pretty fast.

Beans!
Beans, beans!

Beans, beans, beans, beans,
beans, beans.

Barker to Pooch,
Barker to Pooch.

Operation No Seat
Without a Behind is a go.

Copy that, Tag. Just finishing
up my cotton candy.

Update, finished my cotton
candy.

I’m ready to get some
tails in those seats.

Well, there’s more
coming your way.

Hey, Paw, what’s the
long line for?

New doorbell,
the Ding-Dong Deluxe.

Dogs are going nuts over it.

Yeah, that never gets old.

Dad, how long will it take
to help all these dogs?

I need to get them to the
Speedway for Sam’s race today.

Then I’ll get through this
line at lightning speed.

Watch this.

Good morning, sir, or should
I say, great morning,

because the Ding-Dong Deluxe not
only dings, it also rings,

and it also sings.

Uh, Dad, there isn’t much
time before the race.

Can I help you go faster?

If you think you can go
faster than the old pro,

give it a shot.

Doorbells!
Get your doorbells!

Oh, yeah!

Huh, that is faster.

Well, she learnt
from the best.

Now that you have your
doorbells, guess what?

Sam Whippet’s race
is in Pawston.

I did it.

I cleared the entire...

Beans?

I thought you went
to the Speedway.

I did, but when I was about
to go through the door,

I thought, "that’s a nice door,"

which made me think
of doorbells.

See, Frank and I have a doorbell
that used to go ding-dong,

but now it just goes ding!

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

So I came here to get a new...
wait, why am I here?

To get a new doorbell.
Here.

Now head to
the Speedway, please.

Oh, yeah.

Aye-aye, Captain Tag.

Uh, wrong way, Beans.

Land-h*, Captain Tag.

Barker to Pooch.

How many more seats
do we need to fill?

A lot.
And Sam looks nervous.

He’s pacing and
talking about lasagna.

You put the cheese
on the noodle,

then you put the sauce
on the cheese.

You getting this, Jerry?

Fill these seats quickly, Tag.
He’s making me hungry.

I will.
I just need to find more dogs.

Bingo!

What’s that?

Oh, I just saw our friend Bingo
and lots of other dogs, too.

Attention!

Sam Whippet’s race was moved
to Pawston

and he
needs your support.

Drop your paw cakes
and go, dogs, go!

Stop, dogs, stop.

It’s Clean Your Own Dishes Day,

which means you clean
your own dishes.

That syrup gets sticky
and I’m not cleaning it.

Oh, no.

It’ll take forever to clean
all the sticky syrup.

Unless...

Wagnes, can I help these dogs
clean their plates faster?

Great.

I’m gonna need two ladles,
two pots, and a sponge, please.

In the back.
Knock yourself out.

Thanks to the
Lickety Split 1000,

we got these plates
sparkling in no time.

Enjoy the race, dogs!

Uh, excuse me.
Beans? Again?

I thought you were on your
way to the Speedway.

I was! I was excited
for the race

because I was gonna get popcorn.

But then I remembered I can’t
eat popcorn on an empty stomach,

so I came here
to have paw cakes.

And now that your
paw cakes are done,

you can follow the dogs
to the track.

Please don’t get
distracted this time.

You can count on me, Tag,
because I love counting.

One, two, twelve,
umbrella, cartwheel.

Ooh!

I should cartwheel
over to the Speedway.

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Barker to Pooch.
More dogs are headed your way.

Hurry! Sam’s gone from talking
about lasagna to making lasagna.

Sprinkle some more
cheese over the sauce.

Well, tell Sam I have
it all under control.

Every seat will be
filled soon enough.

Every single one.

All dogs in cars
to the Speedway.

All dogs on bikes
to the Speedway.

All dogs in cannons
to the Speedway.

All dogs in holes
to the Speedway.

Beans, get to the Speedway.

Frank has a seat
saved just for you.

And don’t get distracted again.

Don’t get distracted!
Don’t get distracted!

Wa-ha-ha!

Beans, focus.

Sorry, Tag.

I did it!

I kept my promise to Sam
and filled every single...

Oh, no!
Frank, where is Beans?

No idea, but check
out my foam paw.

Foamy high paw!
Get it up there.

Oh, no.
The race is about to begin

and there’s still
one empty seat.

Guess I don’t have what
it takes to be crew chief.

Sam is going to lose to
Mandy McRuff again

because of me.

-Tag, look up!
-I know.

I should keep my chin up
and be positive.

No! Look up!

Tag, the race is about to start

and I still see one empty seat.

Am I going to lose the race?

Not on my watch.

That seat will be filled
before the end of the race.

Go, Tag, go!

Hello, McRuff.

Nice to beat you again.
I mean, meet you again.

Ready, set, go, dogs, go!

Beans, why are you hang gliding?

Oh, I had a dream about
hang gliding

and my mom always told me
I should follow my dreams.

Tag, I’m approaching
the final lap

and there’s still an empty seat.

I need your help.

Don’t worry, Sam.
I’ve got this.

Huh?

Barker to Pooch,
on our way down.

Whee!

Roger that, Tag.

Come toward the
two cotton candies.

Prepare for landing.

Let go, Beans.

Letting go!

Foamy high paw, Beans?

Yeah!

Every seat is filled.

Go, Sam, go!

Nice job, Tag.

Go, me, go!

Sam Whippet wins!

Oh, we did it!

Thank you for
your hard work, Tag.

If it weren’t for you
filling those seats,

I wouldn’t have won today.

Actually, not every
seat was full.

What?

I was helping Tag direct Beans
and didn’t make it back to mine.

I won with an empty seat?

Of course, Sam.

You won because
you’re a great racer.

You should learn
to believe in yourself more.

You continue to impress me,
Tag Barker.

I’ll be keeping an eye on you
as I choose my next crew chief.

But for now, let’s all enjoy
some freshly baked lasagna.

Woo-hoo!

So when’s this race
I keep hearing about?

Oh, lasagna!

What the what?

"Roadside Distraction."

Scooch!
Great news!

Kelly Korgi!
Woo-hoo!

Contest! Kelly Korgi!
Contest! Kelly Korgi!

Whoa, whoa, Tag.
Slow down.

Okay, right.
Deep breath.

Scooch! Ah!
Great news!

Kelly Korgi contest!
Woo-hoo!

Do you want to maybe draw
what you’re trying to say or...

Watch this!

I’m Kelly Korgi and the only
thing I love more than singing

is a good roadside attraction.

Like this one,
the world’s biggest dog bone.

So many towns have unique
roadside attractions,

and I’m hosting a contest
to pick my favourite one.

The winning town will star in
a music video for my new song,

"My Town is the Best Town."

Good luck!

I love that song!

Can you imagine Pawston starring
in a Kelly Korgi music video?

You don’t have to imagine,
because I sent Kelly an email

and she’s going to stop
in Pawston

to see our big
roadside attraction! Today!

Woohoo!
Which one?

Remember the giant tennis ball
we went to?

How could I forget?
Page 37 in my roadtrip book.

It was huge and yellow and...

Uh-oh.

The giant tennis ball
isn’t in Pawston.

It’s in Chew Haven,

which means Pawston
doesn’t have

a roadside attraction
to show Kelly.

Well, I guess there’s only
one thing left to do.

Send Kelly Korgi an email
explaining your mistake?

No.

We’re going to build a giant
roadside attraction in Pawston

before Kelly gets here.

Let’s go, dog, go!

All right, first things first.

We need an idea for an amazing
giant roadside attraction.

But all the good
ideas are taken.

Like this one here.

A giant dog bed.

So bouncy, so big.

Or this giant dog biscuit.

So biscuity, so big.

-Or this giant dog...
-I think I get it, Scooch.

All we need to do is take
something small and make it big.

Yup, that’s pretty much it.

Great.
But what should we make?

Hmm...

-A giant stroller!
-A giant squeaky toy!

A giant squeaky toy
is much better.

But how do we make one?

With lots of rubber.

And where do we find
lots of rubber?

-At the Speedway.
-At the rubber store.

Sooner or later
we’ll nail this.

A roadside attraction?

Pawston’s very own.

And nothing says
Pawston like racing.

Well, the thing is...

You can borrow these race flags.

Thank you, Sam, but...

And my race car.

-Actually, we...
-And me!

Go, go, go!

Those are really
great ideas, Sam.

But we already have a plan.

All we need is some tyre rubber
to build a giant squeaky toy.

Oh, no problem. Jerry!

The used tyres, please!

Recycling!
Nice!

But how are you going to
make those tyres squeak

like a squeaky toy?

That’s our next stop.

To the...

-Doorbell store!
-Squeaky sound store!

I feel like we’re
getting closer.

Wow! A giant roadside
attraction?

Yep.
Pawston’s very own.

And you want to build one
that’s unique to Pawston.

And nothing says Pawston
like my doorbell store.

-Actually...
-Ooh!

How about a giant doorbell
that chimes the Pawston anthem?

♪ In Pawston, friendship
always takes the lead ♪

Great ideas, Paw,
but we’re in a rush.

And we already have a plan.

We’re going to build
a giant squeaky toy.

So all we need is your loudest,
most squeakiest doorbell.

No problem.

Meet me at the loud
and squeaky section.

And here we are.
Hmm.

Try this one.

I think we need something
with a little more...

Oomph.

If you want oomph,
I’ve got oomph.

Eh...
We need more oomph.

I do have one more, but it’s
very loud and very squeaky.

Be careful.

I think we’ve found a winner.
Whew.

Thanks, Paw.
Gotta run.

Couldn’t hear a word they said.

This is a perfect spot to build
the world’s biggest squeaky toy.

Our helper dogs
are ready to go.

All we need now is
some building music.

Hit it Barkapellas.

♪ Build, dogs, build ♪

♪ Build build build build
Build build build build ♪

♪ Build build build
build build ♪

♪ Build build build build build
Build build build build build ♪

♪ Build build build ♪

Giant squeaky toy in position.

And now, to test it!

Woo-hoo!

Kelly Korgi is going to love it!

Which means Pawston will star
in her brand-new music video!

-Oh!
-Nice!

Hey, Frank, how did we end
up in San Fransqueaksco?

Maybe we took a wrong turn.

You didn’t take a
wrong turn, Frank and Beans.

You’re in Pawston.

Impossible!

The town of San Fransqueaksco
has a giant squeaky toy.

Just like this one.

Maybe we all took a wrong turn.

Oh, no.
They’re right.

I can’t believe
I missed seeing

the giant squeaky toy
in my book.

It’s okay, Scooch.
Let’s not panic.

Kelly Korgi is only
two towns away.

Now we can panic.

Sorry.
I am too tired to panic.

We need a new idea and fast.

There’s got to be something
else small we can make big.

-Giant doggy tree.
-Been done.

-Giant leash.
-Done.

-Giant wet nose.
-Believe it or not, done.

I think every big thing
has been done.

Hang on. Has anyone ever taken
a bunch of little things

to make one big thing?

Oh, like a tower.
Very original.

And it hasn’t been done before.

Hmm.

But a tower of what?

- Dog helpers!
- Dog bowls!

Dog bowls is probably safer.

Let’s go collect
a bunch of bowls.

Bowl, dog, bowl!

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Wagnes.

Thanks, Bowl Store Berry.

If we ever do this again,

let’s make the
Bowl Store our first stop.

Now let’s get stackin’.

Steady, Tag. Steady.

And done.

Nice!

Yay!

A giant tower of dog bowls.

Kelly is going to love it.

Bad news.

There’s no way you’ve seen this
roadside attraction before.

Yeah, that’s not the bad news.

-Tell him, Beans.
-We haven’t had breakfast yet.

Okay, the other bad news.

Oh, Frank said I can’t play
with my eggs anymore.

You know what?
I’m going to handle this one.

The bad news is,
it’s getting windy.

And that’s not good
for your tower.

Uh-oh.

Ah! Look out!

Well, this is all my fault.

I’ve been trying to
get this done so fast,

I didn’t even think
of the wind.

If it makes you feel any better,

I didn’t like the
bowl thing anyway.

It has nothing to do
with Pawston.

Hmm...

Tag?
I think Frank is right.

I know.

Sam and Paw were trying to
tell us the same thing.

We should build something
unique to Pawston.

But what could that be?

Wow, look at those cars go.

Go!

Hey, we got it that time.

A roadside attraction that goes.

It’s definitely
never been done.

Kelly Korgi is only
one town away.

That means we don’t
have much time.

But we do have these bowls
and a giant squeaky toy.

What about something like this?

It’s perfect.

Okay, everyone, we’re
going to need your help

to rebuild something
unique to Pawston.

What do you say?

-You betcha!
-Absolutely!

Yay!

Hit it, Barkapellas!

♪ Dogs rebuild ♪

♪ Rebuild ♪

♪ Build build build build build
Build build build build build ♪

♪ Build build build ♪

♪ Build build build build build
Build build build build build ♪

♪ Build build build ♪

We’re ready!

Now we just need
Kelly to arrive.

♪ I’ve arrived ♪

Ah! Great news!

-Kelly Korgi! Kelly Korgi!
-Woo-hoo!

Kelly, here is Pawston’s

one-of-a-kind
roadside attraction.

It’s a giant squeaky toy dog
bowl roadside attraction ride!

Wow! I’ve never seen a roadside
attraction that goes before!

And we couldn’t have done
it without everyone’s help!

Well, luckily there’s
enough room for all of you

in my music video.

Wait, does that mean we won?

You won!

-We won!
-Yay!

♪ I’ve been all around
All around ♪

♪ I’ve seen every
kind of town ♪

♪ But I’ve never seen a town
like my town ♪

♪ Nothing like the friends
that I found ♪

♪ Turn the whole world
upside down ♪

♪ But you’re never
You’re never ♪

♪ You’re never gonna
find a town ♪

♪ Like my town ♪

♪ You’re never, you’re never
gonna find a town ♪

♪ Like my town ♪

♪ You’re never, you’re never
gonna find a town ♪

♪ Like my town ♪

♪ Bow wow wow ♪