02x06 - All Wrong

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Previously on "Below
Deck Down Under"...

Is this your phone?

Luke. 100% boy.

I think I like him.
But I'm not sure.

We have still space here.

But I'm just leaving
it room temperature.

- Can I have a little ice?
- Yeah, sure.

I told you.

Did you hear about
the chilled red wine?

What about it?

Guests wanted it.

There's no way I would
have ever called out

one of my chief stews.

What?

If he doesn't want all
this, then it's his fault.

Hello!

René and Sandra, we've
got dietary restrictions.

Dislikes: wheat,
dairy, red meat.

We're here to sh... up!

For your first course,
you've got the lamb lollipops.

No.

me.

I misread that.

She needs to work
on having a plan B.

It just feels...

Unprofessional.

ing.

Aww.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

I... ed up.

Two of them don't eat red meat

and I'm about to
serve them... ing steak.

I just want this day
to be... ing over.

Everything going wrong.

I bet they're going to be
like, I don't like bleu cheese.

Did you have a chat
with them or what?

I haven't. It's literally
not been a moment.

They've been so active.

I haven't had to
to discuss anything.

It's made me quite nervous.

I prefer no red meat.

We've got some
salad and lobster.

- Like that?
- Here we go.

Um...

Two of them don't
want the tomahawk.

The two women who
didn't eat the lamb?

Oh, you don't?

Oh!

They don't want the tomahawk,
but everything else is fine.

Okay.

The lobster and the salads
going to be heaps of food.

Yeah. The one that
doesn't have dairy

I've got the red snapper.

Cool.

I've cleared like two plates,

but they're still kind
of eating and talking.

What the?

g*dd*mn, it's your birthday,
but shut the up already.

Haters gonna hate.

Guys, these are almost ready.

Amazing.

So these are for the two
women that don't eat meat.

That's the two
without the thingy,

and that's the one
without the butter.

This is for everyone else.

Agh!

- Without meat, right?
- Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Surf and turf?

- And meat here, right?
- Yes. Perfect. Thank you.

And then we've got some
salads for you guys, too.

This is a little bit
more rare than I like.

- Should I take that meat?
- Yes, definitely.

Cheffy, for the primary guest,

can you cook a little bit more?

For the primary?

This is a mess up.

These mistakes are just
general preference sheet

reading and understanding
and preparation.

The chef should have
this pretty well down pat.

I'm sure I put it in
my preference sheet

that I want medium.

Lovely. Braised steak.

Food on a yacht is
the most important.

Our tips all come from that.

So, moving forward, I hope
she's a lot more thorough than this,

because we can't have
a dinner like this again.

- Guys?
- Yes?

Would you please take
the new one to him?

- I changed the plate.
- Thank you.

All right, now what?

Oh, you know what?

That's a little too well done.

No, this is really
good, actually.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.

I... ed up, you know.

I only have myself to blame.

Okay, this lobster
is really good.

I m*rder*d my lobster.
That sh... 's pretty good.

Unless we're
just really hungry.

Just going to grab my cake.

So you're done with this one?

Yeah.

Happy birthday to Elmer.

Come on, guys.

♪ Happy birthday dear Elmer

♪ Happy birthday to you

Yay!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, yeah!

Oh, my God!

I'm trying so hard not to cry.

That looks so good, I love it!

No, it's cool.

- Happy birthday!
- Thank you.

me.

Who wants another piece?

Here, I'll wash
them up for you.

- Oh, thank you.
- I got it.

- Some good cake.
- It's a good cake.

Awesome.

Yo, we smashing cake, or what?

It's so good.

There's a... ing
hair on it, look.

Is it?

Yeah. At the top there.

I almost went in. What the hell?

I'm going to sleep.

Mr. "I Go Long, I Go
Hard," 10 minutes later.

What happened to long and hard?

- I'm like... ed up.
- you.

Good night.

I'll do the trash.
Leave the bins.

I'll do them.

- Good night.
- Good night.

See you in the
morning. Thank you.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Want some coffee?
- Yeah, I'll take some coffee.

Good morning.

Just want to see
how strong the front is.

Tonight, the wind and
the swell is gonna double.

There's not much
protection out here.

I don't wanna ruin the charter.
I wanna see it out to the end,

but I'm a little bit concerned.

ing hell.

Hey! Oh, good morning.

- What's new?
- Did you have a coffee?

- Yeah.
- Without me?

By myself.

- Yeah.
- So I chugged it.

Chugged it?

Yep. Really exciting story, huh?

- Anyway, get to work.
- Stop distracting me.

Sorry.

For breakfast gonna be
doing, like, a Mexican bagel.

So, I've got guacamole,
jalapeño, scrambled egg,

and then, like, a spicy chorizo.

I know the principal's going to
ask me for the veggie omelette,

so I've already made
the veggie omelette mix.

Amazing.

And then I'm doing French
toast with caramel banana,

because their preference sheets,

everyone wanted something
completely different.

I'm the... ing captain.

Cheffy!

- Hey, Cap.
- Oh, that looks good.

Tzarina messed up last night,

so I'm coming in
and out of the pantry

to try and assess how
Tzarina's going today,

because I really want to
see a massive improvement.

Yum. Love it.

Deck team Luke, meet
me in the toy store.

Do you guys want me to
start bringing up some platters?

- You're hungry?
- That's be great.

Yeah, awesome.
I'll go do that now.

Haven't had a break.

Like, I just want
it to be sunny.

I want the... ing
turtles to come out.

- I want to go see reef sharks.
- I know.

I hate when it's windy.

All right, so, obviously, the
weather's not on our side.

I think we focus on,
like, drinking games.

We also have these
tables we can set up.

So we don't have to use
that main deck aft table.

That's a really
good idea, actually.

And we've got
those red cups now.

All right, let's go, boys.

All right, we've got some
caramelized banana French toast.

That looks fire.

Oh, there we go.

So, this one's got no onions.

These two are vegetarian,
and this one is gluten-free.

Oh, my gosh, this
French toast is so good.

- That croissant was b*mb.
- Mmm.

I could live off of guacamole.

Chef, the guests are loving it.

Yay!

That wind's gonna
push us around soon.

Luke, Luke and Aesha,

can you come to the bridge

when you've got
five minutes, please?

Yes, copy, on my way.

How's it like being so tall?

The weather up
here's always better.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

Okay, we're going in
because of the weather.

What?

We can't really stay
out here on anchorage.

We're out of here
no later than 5:30.

Okay.

Which will put us
on the dock at 7:00.

It'll be dark, it'll be
windy, it'll be raining.

I hate going back to the dock.

It's the last
thing I want to do.

But we can't be out
here if it's dangerous.

Inconvenience,
we can deal with it.

Dangerous, we have
to have other options.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Yeah, cool.

Hit them hard.

Hit them hard with the bad news.

Coming up...

Every time Margot gets
pissed, she dances with Luke.

Yeah! Let's go!

I just saw the way that
Luke was looking at you,

and I'm feeling
very protective.

Very rough out there.

It's going to get worse.

We got some games.
You want to play?

Yeah!

You guys have a preference
of what you want to drink

during flip-cup?
You want to do beer?

- Seltzers.
- Seltzers? All right.

You know, we don't
have that many limes.

Bloody hell! It's
just... ing lime juice.

I've already told her to
use the bottled lime juice

because it's way
more efficient.

I'm just using the
juice in the bottle.

It saves so much time.

Why is Laura so
obsessed with limes?

Does her family
own a lime orchard?

Does she have stock
in a lime company?

It's honestly... It's okay.

- Okay, okay.
- No one's said anything.

It's literally lime
juice. So that's all it is.

- Okay.
- That's annoying.

All right. Let's fill these up.

We're going to flip cups,

starting from these
two up this end.

At the end of the day,

we're getting drunk
and we're having fun.

Bad weather can
really affect a tip.

We need to be able to go,
hey, look in this direction.

This is what we're
doing over here.

Let's go Elmer,
let's go, bring it on.

Damn, girl!

Captain, now is probably a
good time to break the news.

Hey, boys,

we might possibly
have to go back into port

because of the weather.

Probably aim to get
out here about 5:30.

- Okay.
- Be in by 6:30, 7:00.

- Okay.
- That's fine.

Thanks, mate.

Thank you. Did you put
those Fiji waters in the fridge?

We did. I brought them down.

- Thank you, guys.
- We tag-teamed.

It's all good. We're the
dream team, aren't we?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this is the galley, no?

- Oh, sorry.
- Hey, beautiful.

So for tonight, we're
doing that memorial

- for my mother-in-law.
- Yeah.

On night two, guests
request a memorial dinner

for primary René's late mother.

René's wishes were
to do arroz con pollo.

This is her favorite dish.

- Which dish?
- Arroz con pollo?

- The rice dish.
- Chicken and rice, yes.

Okay.

Every year on her birthday,
we try to keep the tradition alive,

make her food, and I don't
think I'm ever close to it,

but I try for the kids.

- I'll give it a go.
- Yeah.

- Lastly, a birthday cake.
- I can do a white birthday cake.

All right, perfect.

- And this is her.
- She's beautiful.

Thank you. Yes,
she's the queen.

Awesome.

Well, she's just
thrown a lot on me.

Dinner's at 8:00.

What do you think about that?

Yeah, you're perfect.

Chicken thighs,
one medium onion,

a bell pepper...

I haven't made
Cuban food before,

so my process is
going to be Google.

Salt and pepper.

I think that's the
best way to do it.

But yeah, I'm going
to have to make sure

I get this menu
completely right,

because after last night,
I need it to be spot on.

Hi, so, I was wondering
if you could get me


thighs for this evening.

That would really help me a lot.

It's pelting down raining.

We need to leave.

This is not okay.

Let me know when you're
ready to start hauling.

Well, I don't know
what the to do now.

Captain, Captain, Galley.

Can you let me know
what time we'll be there?

I'll be docked by
quarter to 7:00.

Copy that.

You want another one?

Perfect!

Captain, Captain, anchor
is ready for hoisting.

Start lifting the
anchor, please.

Yeah, Captain, copy.

Copy that. Thank you.

Three-meter swells going by.

Adam, Adam, Luke.

You're more than
welcome to head down.

Okay, thank you.

Wow, this is actually crazy.

me.

Thought I took
tablets, but I forgot.

Harry, let's just get
all this sh... off deck.

Oh, yeah.

One deck crew, one deck
crew, please pop up to the bridge.

Hey, Adam. Do you
want to jump up on bridge?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I'm on it.

I'm going to get
sick right now.

Who wants a shot?

- Let's go.
- Here we go.

Can you keep watch?
I've got to hit the day head.

- I'll be back in a minute.
- Okay.

Keep an eye on the
rudder. It's a big rudder.

Oh my God!

Oh, Jesus.

- Cool?
- Yeah.

Still at zero-four-zero.

- You all good up here, captain?
- Yeah, mate. Thank you.

My deck hand is turning
a different shade of green.

He's trying to hide
it, but I can see it.

All crew, all crew, please
change into your blacks.

Yeah.

- Okay, be right back.
- Appreciate it.

Oh, no.

Just waiting for chicken.

I think you want to decorate.
Just try to plan the evening.

Yeah.

Tonight, we're going
to represent Cuba.

Oh, I love it.

And what I love
the most about it,

that Aesha doesn't
like to decorate...

I will help you not to fail in
front of those Cuban guests.

Oh, look at that.

You know, Adam's man down.

What are the courses?

The chicken and rice
dish, if I can get it on board,

as soon as we
arrive and get it on.

Right.

Deck crew, deck crew,

we'll be getting in
position very soon.

Hey, Adam, Adam, Luke.

I think that's
the single there.

- Yeah, yeah.
- I'll take the single down now.

You take the single.

Is Adam up? Is Adam up?

Yeah.

- Adam, Adam Luke.
- Yeah, go ahead.

You mind jumping
on the bow with Culver

and I'll do the
stern with Harry?

Yeah, copy.

Docking at night in bad weather,

there's just so many
things that can go wrong.

I've got a deckie
who gets seasick.

This is red flags all over.

Our deck team hasn't had
these challenges before,

and if this doesn't
go according to plan,

this could be my
a*s on the line.

Can we steal
Margot? Is that okay.

- Do you have a jacket, Margot?
- Yeah.

Okay, parallel 15 meters.

This line in one hand,
this line in the other.

Deck crew, we'll be
getting in position very soon.

We're looking parallel,

and we have five
meters to run to the dock.

The spring line is going ashore.

Yeah, ready? Can I send it?

Just go with bow line.

- Gotcha, bro.
- Yeah, there you go. Sweet.

Yeah, give her some
slack. All right, she's on.

And then just, all right,
now just keep an eye on that.

Okay.

Keep coming.

Line that fender
up with that pile.

- Yep.
- Yes, Margot.

Yeah, we're on the fenders.

- Happy?
- Yep.

Well done. We did it.

We got all lines ashore.
We came in nicely.

We sat up against the dock.

So happy with the boys.

I couldn't be any
more happy with them.

We're lined up, and
we're on fenders,

lines are ashore.

Good work, team.

Wow, that was rough.

All crew, all crew,
provisions are here.

Cheers.

It's his mum's birthday,

so I wonder if he's
feeling a bit sad.

- Who's that?
- René.

Oh, René.

Cheffo.

Is that the... amazing.

How's it going, cheffy?

Good. I just got the chicken.

So I'm gonna get it going.

Perfect.

I like those napkins.

A lotus flower.

Go, go, go, go, go.

A bit ripe.

For tonight's Cuban dinner,

I'm doing arroz con pollo.

Everything's so last minute,

but I might just
get away with it.

There we go.

Step one, Google.

Step two, pray that it tastes
exactly like his mother's.

Step three, go cry
in the walk-in fridge.

Yeah.

That'll wake you up.

You're taking shots?

You ready?

Wait, what time is dinner?

Dinner's whenever
we want it to be.

Everything looks so cute.

- Yay!
- You guys did such a good job.

Oh, thank you. I'm
glad you guys like it.

I tried to take a shower,
but that sh... was crazy.

We were in there
fighting for our life.

Oh, it was rocking?

They're sitting at the table.

So I would probably
start dinner quite soon.

Okay.

That would be
fantastic if it's cooked.

Wow, you both look
stunning. Look at this.

Thank you.

- Hello, cheffy.
- Hey, captain.

Oh, that looks nice.

This is very sticky.

Not over yet. Let's keep going.

Aesha, girly. Dinner's ready.

Thank you.

Are there any strong
deck crew available?

Coming down.

You need to shut the up.

Oh, God.

- Oh, here we go.
- Let's go!

So this is the arroz de pollo.

How do they say enjoy
your meal in Cuba?

Enjoy your meal.

Let me taste it.

This is perfect.

Perfeccion?

Cuban approved.

Copy that.

This is real Cuban food, guys.

Last night, absolute sh... show.

I'm hearing great things.

But tonight, everything
has actually worked out.

And I am next level relieved.

This charter, I'm all
about who is Adam.

Luke is out of the picture.

I don't waste my time.

I'm trying to see what's
this thing with Adam about.

Trying to give my love and care

and see if there's
any response.

Hey.

What is that?

Oh, fabric spray.

Smells really good.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I'm so going to spray your bed
now when you're not looking.

- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

I'm asking to just
explode tonight. I'm done.

All right, all right. I
need pen and paper.

You want to try it?

I'll try it like a tiny bite.

So good.

You need to trust the
things I put in your mouth.

That's true.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

So we're going to
do the memorial thing

in like 15 minutes.

What the hell was that?

Hey.

That's my room.

- What's up?
- Yeah, huh?

You must be seeing things
because I went into my room.

Sure.

I don't know. I've come
to do this towel. Sorry.

Okay. Weirdo.

Now I'm going to go look.

I don't think so... Oh!

"Good night, Miss M.

"Sleep well. Thanks for
making my bed so nice.

XOXO Harry."

I didn't make his bed
smell nice yet. Now I have to.

Ah!

I love Harry because he's
so sweet and he's charming.

It's not exactly glamorous
scrubbing toilets.

But if I'm like on my
way to scrub a toilet

and I bump into a cute guy

and we have a little
flirtatious moment,

that keeps it fun and exciting.

- Did you spray my bed?
- No.

That wasn't me.

All right, we're going to
move into the memorial now.

He's going to say a few words

and then can we
bring the cake up?

Do you want someone
to carry it up for you?

Oh, yeah. If only there was
a big strong, beautiful man.

Oh, look. There we go.

She's beautiful.

When did she pass away?

A few years ago.

Yeah.

It was, like, sudden.

- She was young.
- Oh, really?

- Yeah.
- That was crazy.

First of all, I just
want to thank you guys

for making this possible.

This means a lot to me.

When I was very young,

my mom and I were
basically homeless.

She was always my
biggest cheerleader.

Always believed in me.

This is for you, mom.

Love you.

To Maria.

Cheers.

Ooh, nice. Yes.

Yay!

To Maria.

- Appreciate it.
- Enjoy, guys.

- Thank you guys.
- Nailed it.

Did anyone want
a slice of cake or...

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I'll try it.
- There you go.

Thank you.

Thank you for letting
us listen to that.

- It was really nice.
- For sure.

This is good.

- Did the chef make it?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Please.

A memorial, it's not a
funny dress-up party.

You just have to do it well.

At the end of the day, we
all came together as a team.

It's so beautiful
and so special.

And I thought that
was really sweet.

Love you guys.

Coming up...

Be a friend, man.

Oh, my... ing God, bro.

Why can't you
just be my friend?

I love you, man.

I got you.

Oh, sh... .

Oh, my God. I know that perfume.

- Yo, that's pretty good.
- Oh, my God.

Laura, Laura.

We're out, I
guess. It's a wrap.

Cheffy?

Oh, looks good.

- Good work.
- I think it went well.

You're putting out good food.

Just keep that food
improving, okay?

Okay, good.

Last night was a disaster.

But she put her head down.
She made up for the mistake.

And I think that's what allowed
her tonight to be able to shine.

Awesome. Perfect.

It was really good.

- Yeah?
- Thank you, Captain.

Oh.

- Darling, I'm finished.
- Have a good sleep.

Mwah. Back to work.

If I need to choose one
person to be on a night shift,

it would be with Adam.

Take it off or just turn it off?

Just turn it off there.

I had Adam for two charters

and we had our little time
together when we could.

And now I don't have that.

- I'm going to go now.
- Okay.

Really looking forward to this.

Is anyone up?

No.

Hey, guys.

You're perfect.

- What's up, cheffy?
- Hi, honey.

- How's it going?
- I'm good.

I've got through
a lot of bad eggs,

so you can have
one of the bad ones.

- For real? Sweet.
- Yeah.

How are we feeling?

Yeah?

Let me get these out of here.

Hey, Aesha. We
got the primary up.

Copy. Thank you.

Oh, damn.

I mean, everything
cheffy makes is ridiculous.

- I'd throw a ring on it quick.
- Would you?

Oh, for sure.

Oh, my God.

I told my mom I'd be
coming back with a husband.

I thought it was going
to be the captain.

Good morning, how are
you? You look amazing.

Oh, my God.

Sucks that we have to leave.

I'm not going to
have Aesha anymore.

Here we go.

Good morning. How are you?

What's wrong?

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

What? It wasn't that late?

Got a long season ahead.

Um, no.

Margot's not strong
enough on service.

Come on, you can do it.

I've done whole
seasons at night times.

Got to be a yachty.

I've done years
and years of it.

Do you want both of
these pancakes, bro?

I'm just going to
have a bite of one.

Do you want me
to feed it to you?

Take that, b*tch.

Do you want to do
cabins this morning?

- Is that okay?
- Yeah.

Yeah?

, they are good, though.

I think Culver and I are
getting along really nicely.

To me, it's just
personality and laughter.

I actually had a boyfriend.

He was so boring that
I forgot that I had him.

I would, like, wake
up next to guys

and then get a message
and be like, oh, who's that?

And I'd be like,
it's my boyfriend

because I just kept forgetting.

Culver is definitely a
totally different vibe.

Let's see.

Oh, my.

What? What do you mean?

I said that night
shifts are very hard.

Can I change just for one
charter just for me to recover.

Yeah.

And she said, no.

I have experience
of being a chief stew

but I'm not a
yachty, apparently,

in Aesha's mind.

We're not going to work
normally together after that.

Time to become a
really yachty, you know?

All right, guys.

- Cheers to a good weekend.
- Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.

Anything else that can help
you to make your life easier?

No, nothing at the moment.

Do you want to have
a chat about before?

Sure.

So because you wanted to
change because you're tired?

- I didn't say that.
- You definitely said that.

- I said...
- You did.

You said I'm
feeling very tired.

- No. I didn't say that.
- Definitely.

Last night really k*lled
me. It was so hard.

I didn't say I want to
change because I'm tired.

You did say you were tired.

I just think, do you
think there's opportunity

for one time to
change just for me?

So I don't want to change
because at the moment,

especially because I
just don't feel confident

that Margot can do
service by herself.

I was never meaning
Margot, honey.

- Well, who else would do it?
- You.

I'm the Chief Stew,
so I need to be here

for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.

It can't work that way.

I'm actually blown away.

I've never seen
a request like this,

and I don't know what
- ing planet she is on.

I need to be here
during the day.

Okay.

That's what
second stews are for.

Yeah, exactly.

- Okay.
- So thank you.

What's next?

She's going to ask Jason
if she can drive the boat

for a little bit and he can
get down and put a skort on?

Just don't say that I'm
not a real yachty, you know?

Well, you did ask
to change shift.

- I didn't.
- You did.

You're going to be fine.

- You're good?
- I am.

Yeah? Okay.

Yeah.

All crew, all crew, let's
change into our whites, please.

Thank you.

What?

I kept waiting for you to
say something inappropriate.

Saving it for tonight?
All your naughtiness.

See what happens.

See if I can get you
by yourself for a while.

It doesn't happen very often.

Why? Because of Harry?

Yeah, I know.

Let's see where
the night takes us.

Okay.

Remind them of how
awesome they were, okay?

They're coming right
now. Game faces.

- Oh, Jacob!
- Hey!

Jacob!

- Hey.
- What's up, brother?

Thank you so much.

Of course. Thank
you guys so much.

Bye, Harry!

- Bye!
- Thank you so much.

Oh!

Big Harry!

So, I just want to say thank
you guys for everything.

This was a very
special trip for us.

You guys crushed it.

So, I've got two envelopes.

This is what you earned.

And I've got a little
challenge for you, Cap.

- Oh, boy.
- Oh!

Arm wrestling
contest. Me and you.

Oh!

Oh, wow. Let's go, Cap!

Oh, my God!

Look at the size
of these things!

Ready?

All right, go!

You earned that one.

That was awesome,
guys. Thank you so much.

Thank you!

All right, I need
an ibuprofen now.

He had an arm for arm wrestling.

But you'll find that I
actually started taking control,

and then I realized I've
got to let the primary win,

so I let him take it back.

Maybe.

Bye!

We need blues on and
we'll have a tip meeting.

Thank you.

All crew, meet in the
main salon in five minutes.

I love that you kept the
helmet for the whole charter.

Oh, you're waiting for me.

Where do you think
we're going to go tonight?

No, dummy.

Like, out.

- Hey!
- Yay!

Looks thick.

All right, here we
are, charter three.

The weather was pretty
bad, not on our side,

but it was better
than what we thought,

and they enjoyed the water
and they enjoyed their drinking.

So, um, the tip was 25,000.



What?

Was he drunk?

Oh, my God.

That's like a big a*s tip.

That's the biggest... ing...

I thought we were going
to get, like 10 bucks each.

Gee, the helmet's a hard one.

I think it's got to go to Adam.

I hope this helmet
gives you the sea legs

that you're going to
need in this industry.

You like that?

You're like, wow!

Don't puke in it, okay?

It actually looks good on you.

Everything looks good on him.

- Okay, guys, good work.
- Thank you, Captain.

What you know about it?

Hey, ding-dongs.

Hey! You look great.

Just helping. Oh, thank you.

You're still not ready.
You've got five minutes.

Can you give me wine, honey?

Give her wine, honey?

You look amazing!

Oh, is this mine? Thank you.

What is Aesha wearing?

Oh, God!

Let's go out, baby.

Come on, come on, come on!

- Woo, woo, woo!
- Woo!

Let's go.

Cheers.

Nice panties.

You're lucky I'm
wearing panties.

I'm not.

Mind if I sit in the front seat?

I'm excited to watch other
people get with each other.

Oh, there it is.

Where are we going?

Well, this is beautiful.

Adam, he can't
stop looking my butt.

Yes, we're on here.

Thank you!

You look so sexy
with that helmet.

We're doing the
family-style banquet tonight.

The first one's going to
be antipasti and oysters.

Can we do a tequila
shot and then a Margate?

Yeah!

- Coming right up, guys.
- Thank you!

- Thank you very much.
- I'll be back.

One second.

So how do you feel about
Laura being all over you?

She's got to
chill out a little bit.

This is very nice.

- Are you not into it?
- No.

I feel like you need to just
tell her properly tonight then,

because otherwise,
you're just leading her on.

I have. Obviously,
that doesn't work.

Then just say, like,
I see you as a friend

and I can't get past that.

- I said that.
- Really?

Yeah.

I know girls like Laura.

Because she's such
a beautiful woman,

she's just not used to
people saying no to her.

Babe, he's just
not that into you.

Everything that's
going on, I love it.

Thank he took one for the team.

I take full
responsibility for it.

I was drunk and dumb
and I think with my d*ck.

Get in the shower with me.

Where's Laura?

They've been gone
for quite a long time.

Right?

Ooh.

Was that the right decision?
And it probably wasn't.

What if it never
turns into that?

And it just stays as friends.

Just, like,
complicates everything.

I'd rather stay
friends with everybody.

Ready? Cheers, baby.

Oh, cheers.

Nothing's wrong with you.

Be a friend, man.

Why can't you
just be my friend?

Oh my... ing God, Bro.

Here I am trying to
let Laura down easy,

but she's just a
habitual line-stepper.

She's going to keep
pushing that line,

and I don't know
what else to do.

Easy, bro.

Cheers.

I'm getting in that.

Amazing. Amazing.

A double tequila
with a shot of rum.

Shall we go look at the water?

- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

Don't do that. Don't do that.

Are you a scuba driver?

No.

This says, okay,
in scuba driver.

Okay.

Harry can be a little much.

Right now, he feels like an
annoying little brother to me.

It's a turnoff for me when
someone is, like, all over me.

Like, I don't like that.

I don't want the guy who's
aggressive and an as*h*le,

and then I'm like,
okay, I'll try the nice guy,

and then the nice guy's
too nice, and I'm like, okay,

so I guess I do
like the as*h*le.

Do you have some water?

I know. I'm saying this, but
I don't want to drink more...

Oh, right here.

Can we get eight
tequila shots, please?

Thank you, guys. Cheers.

Shall we dance to this song?

Yay!

Why has he got his shirt off?

I have no idea.

Show us what we got, girls.

Oh, damn.

Damn!

What did I say no to that?

Let's go, Laura.

- Oh!
- Hey!

You're a little bit tipsy.

Wow, hey.

Hey, yo, wrap this sh... up.

You actin' like a
bunch of idiots, a'ight?

Can I have a shot?

Girls, girls, girls.
Girls, girls, girls.

Let's go. Get
in, get in, get in.

Ah, he took the plant.

Shut up.

I've never seen
anything like that before.

It kind of just reminds
me of junior high school.

You know what I mean?
Like, how old is he?

He's old, too, right?

Like, he's older
than me, I mean.

Come in here, Margot.

Oh, they're all
getting in there.

- Hurry up.
- I don't understand.

Every time Margot gets
pissed, she dances with Luke.

Yes, let's go.

But then when she's not pissed,
she tries to hook up with me.

She's just having fun, bro.

She's not going to
make it out with him.

Ow! Ow!

Sorry, I need to be with you.

Let's go.

I know you can't.

We're going to get you
some chicken noodles, honey.

Best chicken
noodles you ever had.

No gobbies for you.

Later.

You should not be saying
that when she's that, like...

You... ing said it.

I agree with her.

What happened?

You should be
putting her to bed.

Should I put you to bed?

Exactly.

- Let's go, gentlemen.
- Hot tub, bro.

Oh, God. I got to get out.

No, let's go.

How do we make this seat run?

I've got it.

Let's hot tub it up.

Let's go.

All right. You take the plants.

I'm going to take Margot.

Holy...

It's so hot.

Thank you, love.

I'll get you water.

I don't want any drunkenness
to be taken advantage of.

Okay.

So I'd just like to see
you get into bed safely.

I'll get you water.
Okay. I'll be back.

Oh, man. Thank you.

Wow.

Jesus Christ, you
materialized out of nowhere.

Let's go have a... ing jacuzzi.

- I'm not.
- Let us change.

- Okay, let's go.
- I don't want jacuzzi.

I just saw the way that
Luke was looking at you,

and I'm feeling
very protective.

I'm glad that you're here.

I don't want to
go in the jacuzzi.

- I want to go to bed.
- Yeah.

All I want is water
and bed. No Luke.

Mwah. Love you.

Night-night.

Gin and tonic, do you
want to share mine?

Because I really
don't want all of it.

Are you okay?

Why are you looking at
me like a snake again?

Hot tub. Let's go.

We were literally
just having a moment.

I'm pretty sure he was
literally about to kiss me.

And you... ed it up.

- We're having a moment.
- Give her a kiss.

Give her a kiss. Thank you.

I'd give her a kiss as well.

Do you want a kiss from me?

I am a one-man woman.

Oh.

Oh my God.

I think that is called a
power cut on the shore.

Get my stuff.

Guys, this is the shore power.

Nothing switched
on the shore power.

Yeah, the whole boat's tripped.

Yeah?

Did he shut the door?

- We can't. We can't, bro.
- We can't do that.

We can't do that.
We can't do that.

- We can't do that.
- We can't do that.

She said no. She said no.

Jesus Christ, mates.

Dude.