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02x14 - Tick the Box

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Below Deck Down Under". Aired: March 17, 2022 – present.*
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Series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 150-foot-plus superyacht during a six week charter season.

02x14 - Tick the Box

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Previously on "Below
Deck Down Under"...

I don't think you've got the
experience for super yachts,

and that anchor being
dropped underway...

Wait, no, no, no, stop, stop.

...is where I draw the
line. I'm going to let you go.

Joao has brought me a bit of
a list of things about yourself.

God, bro.

I will say this...

Luka.

Hello, darling.

He's going to take lead
and go to him if I'm not there.

I don't think Jason could have
found anyone better looking

than me, but he
came pretty close.

Charter seven.

Tom Sheldon is a highly
successful property developer.

How are you, then?

A bunch of Aussies.
What could go wrong?

For next charter, I would
love to have you on service.

Yeah?

Um, okay.

This app is my nightmare.

- A shot of simple syrup.
- Yeah.

- Three, two, one?
- Three, two, one, yeah.

Spin the wheel, mate.

It's the wheel of death.

Welcome to the evening.

Jason, we need you down
on the main deck aft, please.

There's a medical emergency.

Keep breathing.
Joshy. That's it, mate.

Aesha, go and call the medic.

- There's a guest...
- Passing out.

You've had a little episode
like you did at Myrnos.

It's a seizure.

Relax. Relax.

Relax. Breathing.

We're all here.

Two, three...

Oxygen?

This is the nurse
that's wanting to talk.

Yeah, one of the
guests is fainted.

Had a bit of a seizure.

We'll definitely get a doctor.

Okay, thanks.

The ferry's coming and

there's two medical
trained people on there.

It's just one of the
guests that's having

a medical like issue.

You had a little episode again.

Okay. Don't get up quickly.

It's pretty scary when
something like this happens.

We are trained in first aid
and emergency response,

but we're not doctors.

All we can do is
provide stability

until the medics arrive.

Put your a*s on the pillow.

- Jump up.
- Yeah, beautiful.

Is this boat coming in for us?

Deck crew, deck crew.
We have the taxi on our aft.

Copy that, on my way.

Can you move your
legs around a little bit?

Yeah. Just to get
some blood going?

Good. All good?

Jamie's going to
go with ya, mate.

Slow.

How do you feel now?

- Yeah, good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just to get your bearings.

This is what happened last time.

- And then you were good, yeah?
- Yeah.

Get your sea legs, mate.

More people up there.
Get up, jump up there.

Step on there.
That's it, that's it.

Good man.

Please pass me the cushion.
One cushion for his head.

Yeah, that cushion's
fine. Thank you.

We have seen this
before with Josh.

He's gone to hospital.
Yeah, and he will be okay.

Yeah.

- Dude...
- Yeah, right.

He's got a lot going on.
He hasn't had a stroke.

Yeah.

It's a seizure and it
draws all that out of you.

Of course.

- Are you okay?
- You okay?

Okay.

Take a break if you need to.

It just really triggers me and
hits home to me in that moment

because my brother passed
away from a brain tumor

when he was 24.

Two golf ball-sized
tumors in his head

and he was having seizures.

I think about him all the
time and if I really focus on it,

it does make me quite upset.

I don't know, it's so hard.

- Sorry.
- No, don't have to be sorry.

You're allowed
to have emotions.

You've got to
understand your emotions.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I
kept telling Cheffy.

How do you do it?

He's on the cat now, so I would
say they might sit down soon.

Ah, Jamie went, yeah.

So there will be...

- Six.
- Six.

I like Jamie.

If you ever need to find
Culver, he'll be in the galley.

Sorry, I just feel bad for him.

No, it's not.

That's why we all got
to be there for each other.

Boats and h*s. Yeah.

Yes, shall we?

Chef, chef.

The guests said they would
like to start when you're ready.

So I just need
about three minutes

if you want to come down.

Copy.

I'm going to try this one, too.

Mmm. Very nice.

- Okay, so...
- Yeah?

Crab summer rolls
with spicy mango sauce.

Yum!

Oh, they're beautiful.

You look good, Chef.

All righty. Here we go.

Thank you.

- Wow, look at this.
- Look at this.

Isn't it pretty?

It's beautiful.

This is a crab summer
roll with mango sauce.

Thank you, ladies.

You're welcome.

- All right, here we go.
- Mmm.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

- Oh, yeah.
- The sauce is fire.

This is a palate cleanser.

As a shot.

What is it for?

To cleanse a palate
before the next course.

Oh.

We've just had this
medical emergency

and, obviously,
emotions are down.

And rather than
coming to see me,

he's gone to see Tzarina.

But I'm not really good at
talking about my emotions,

so silent treatment
it is for a little bit.

- Wheel time?
- We're spinning the wheel.

- Right, here we go.
- Here we go.

What have we got?

- Whiskey sour.
- Perfect drink.

- I've got a porn star.
- All right.

Wait, wait.

- Tequila - Okay.

- Lychee martini.
- Your favorite.

Okay, I've got some work to do.

Do you want to
make a pina colada?

So what are you going to make?

I'll do the martinis.

- Do you want me to do the sours?
- That'd be great.

I am on service and
I need to perform.

But, of course, I
get this charter.

Seizures, drink wheels.

I would like to spin the wheel.

Yeah, girl.

Oh, yes.

Good job, B.

Welcome to service, Margot.

Thank you guys, this is so fun.

Go, girl!

- You off to bed?
- Yes.

- Enjoy.
- Sleep well, honey.

Oh, my word.

Who's got the pina colada?

Tequila, Lychee.

Thank you, Margot.

- Porn star.
- All right.

Isn't it beautiful?

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Pina colada. Enjoy.

Have you been shown
the bridge at night?

- What to do?
- No.

Just feel the boat.

If you feel the wind,
feel it moving around,

be conscious about it.

So if we drag out of
that circle, wake me up,

be diligent on the heading

because we've got that
vessel on a mooring over there.

- Yeah.
- Have a walk around.

See what's going.
Check on the tender.

- Good first day, eh?
- Yeah, it was good.

- Okay.
- Hey, Jaimee.

- Yeah?
- I'll be up at 7:30. So...

- I'll see you then.
- Easy.

All right. Thank you so much.

Thanks, Margot.

Here we go.

Oh, my God. Here it is.

Here it is. Here it is.

Some chocolata mousse.

Wow.

- Wow!
- It's unbelievable.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Girls, they're something else.

I'm learning every experience
how to read them more.

I tell you what, I
feel like I'm starting

to add things up and
put them together.

And I think she
cares a lot about me.

I care a lot about her.

Our relationship is progressing.

I think that you should ask her.

I would love to
make this official.

So now, I've got to come up
with a good way of asking her.

Coming up...

I could smell
alcohol on her breath,

and now she seems
a little bit drunk.

Are you serious?

I'm about to get
really nervous.

- How's dinner?
- Good.

Honestly, amazing.

He's comfortable.
Thank you for your help.

You guys had it
all under control.

You guys were sorted.

- It was good.
- You guys did well.

Mates, we look after our mates.

Hi, mate. How are you?

- So I can clear?
- Yeah.

You know the drill, just
before you go to bed,

make sure the
pantries are clean.

And then, if you can
just write on the board

when they go to bed and
then when you go to bed.

I'm just having a
look at the chart, mate.

- Thank you.
- I'm doing it!

Yay!

All right, mate,
see you tomorrow.

- I'm just going to bed.
- See you in the morning.

Bye!

Really good job tonight.

- Thanks, guys.
- See you, mate.

Night, night.

Carry on.

There's only enough
space for two of us.

You can push it that way.

I knew that.

sl*t.

Coming in so late in the
season, I really want to jump in

and prove myself.

Joao seems like a
really strong leader.

I want to be that
support to take whatever

weight I can off his shoulders.

Is there anything specific you
want to do, like, this morning?

Start chucking cushions up.

And then make sure
we just keep up on bins

and all that sh... , do
you know what I mean?

I get this text from Luke.

The next thing I know,
the producers are like

slamming on your door
like no, no, no, no, no.

And apparently he'd
gone into your bed naked

when you were... ing passed out.

Unfortunately, I've
got nothing else but

to terminate your employment.

No, I accept that.

"Hey Margot, please excuse
my silence during this time

"as respecting your boundaries.

"If you are willing, I
would like to give you a call

"when you are free and let
you hear my words please.

Kindest regards."

I didn't respond.

I just really wasn't expecting
to hear from Luke this soon.

I put it to the side and
I just have so many

other things going on
that I'm trying to focus on.

It's just like not what I need
right now during this charter.

- Good morning.
- How are ya?

How are we?

Not too bad.

Looks pretty good.

- Good morning, gentlemen.
- Good morning.

I just spoke to my mate

and he's booking to go
back to Melbourne now.

Oh really?

Right on.

Well, at least he's okay.

- Yeah.
- That's the first thing.

Good morning.

Shall I start putting
some stuff on the table?

Yes, please.

All right guys.

All crew, all crew.

The other charter guest
from last night will be returning.

So when everyone's ready to go,

we're going to
start picking up.


- Copy.
- Thank you.

- Oh, oh wow. Okay.
- Beautiful.

- Hi, gorgeous pants.
- Hi.

They can be good.

- My close down?
- Oh yeah, it was great.

Thank you.

Oh well done.

Smell this. Isn't
this just divine?

I'm always wary when
you say smell something.

Anyone else I'd just go, yeah.

What do you got?

You? Oh, no. I
want to check first.

What did you make them?

Fried eggs on a
platter, bacon, sausages,

breakfast, potatoes,
salmon platter.

- Pastries.
- Yum.

I love it.

Getting this message
from Luke is just like

taking me back to
that terrible day where

like two people got fired and
everybody was stressed out.

I don't want to go
back to that place

and I don't want to
bring the rest of the crew

back there with me.

So I'm just kind of
keeping it to myself.

Interior, interior. Our
guest has returned.

Deck crew, deck crew.

- Thanks.
- All good?

Good on you. All good.

Josh good?

- Heading back home?
- Yeah.

- Welcome.
- Welcome back.

Thank you. Happy to be back.

- How are you?
- Good to be back.

I missed you.

There they all are.

Hey! Welcome back.

Get the old crew back together.

You good?

What's that?

- What are you doing?
- It's affection.

- Oh, is that affection?
- Yeah.

Oh, he loves me.

I really enjoy what
Joao and I have.

I love the banter.

I love the flirting
and I love attention.

I think everyone has a side
of them that makes them

want to play with
fire a bit, you know?

I've got a gorgeous
woman in there today.

What's her name?

- Her name's Tzarina.
- Nice.

- Luke, is it L-O-U-C-A?
- L-U-K-A.

Oh, that's what Harry
said and I was like, no.

The girls are pretty cute.

Jaimee's really hot.

I don't see myself settling
down with anyone soon.

Still young, travelling.

But if Jaimee
wasn't with Culver,

then I might try and
chat to her a bit more.

But yeah, Culver beat me to it.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

No worries.

Coming up...

What is in a pina colada?

Lots of rum.

Receiving that text is
just weighing on me.

You seem like
you're a little bit...

- What?
- Tipsy.

Deck, deck, deck.
We're moving locations.

Bridge, I'm heading to
start prepping the anchor.

- Copy that.
- Here we go.

- Harry, Harry, Luka.
- On my way.


That's good.

Start picking up anchor, please.

Roger that, lifting now.

It's really good having
Luka instead of Adam,

because now the deck
team has more of a backbone.

Like, we can all actually
rely on each other.

Tender is on. Full tow.

Bridge, home and secure.

Very good work.

How's it going?

Good, mate.

When we get in there,

we'll just use the
little one to go ashore.

And then get them on the beach.

A few little cracks and VBs.

- Okay, perfect.
- Okay.

Yep, cheers. All
right, thank you.

Does anybody need anything?

Okay.

Yeah.

Beer time.

Oh, I'm so glad I didn't drop.

- Got to get it all the way up.
- It's so rocky.

Anchors ready to drop.

All clear back here, Cap.

Drop one in the water, please.

Yep, down fast.

Drop, drop, drop.
One in the water.

One shackle in the water.

That's good, thank you.

Do you want to go
to the beach, Margot?

- I mean...
- Oh, you go.

Do you want me to?

Oh, okay. Okay, yeah, I'll go.

That's fine.

- Sorry, is that all good?
- Yeah.

Copy that. Let's
make it snappy.

Yeah.

- Cheers.
- Thanks, Margot.

Great. Perfect, yeah.

Thank you.

Receiving that text is
just weighing on me.

While I'm doing
all this other stuff,

trying to do a
good job in service

and make sure that
I'm impressing Aesha,

it's just in the
back of my mind.

Dude, that laundry
is... ing spotless.

Thank you.

That's just great.

Hello, brother.

Jump on.

- I'm going to go.
- All right.

Ready.

Okay, bud, we're going
to throw these on there

and then go all of us one hit.

Timing for this type of
excursion is so critical.

If I was to pick up
that little ball of sand

and throw it away, we don't
have an island anymore.

It's the second time
we've been there.

I feel like it's just got
a little smaller as well.

- Aesha?
- Yeah.

- Can I go over the menu?
- Yes. Menu.

Keep pulling.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

Welcome to Paradise.

This is going to disappear soon.

It's getting smaller and smaller
every wave that comes up.

I'm doing half pineapple.

Yeah.

Each person gets
one, and it's stuffed

with the crab fried rice.

For tonight's
Hawaiian-themed dinner,

I decided not to go too formal.

I'm thinking just naked
people with pineapples

on the beach having a good
time eating rice out of pineapples.

After everything that these
guys have gone through

with their friend,

let's have some fun party
food and have a good time.

We're going to do the
bugs, lobster and steak

bam I'm on there
for them just to...

Yeah, yum. There's
a great menu.

Hey, welcome. Do
you want a drink?

Here you go.

Oh, nice one, mate. Thank you.

That's nice, though.
You're welcome.

Yeah.

How's your day been?
How's being on service?

It's great.

I mean, with these
guys, it's so easy.

You're going to the beach.

Well, I know you're not.

So I got you something from it.

Did you get me a shell?

I know you don't get to
get over there to get one.

Cute.

That looks so good.

Thank you.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

- How was it?
- Good.

Mm.

Ready to start heading back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Awesome.

I'll be there in two minutes.

Here you go, boss.
That's that one.

Jaimee, do you want
to do a tray of towels?

Yeah, I got them ready to go.

Amazing.

Hi, guys.

Welcome back to Hawaii, aloha.

Aloha.

- Going back?
- Yep.

Oh, yeah. Nice choice.

Thanks, doll.

How heavy is this? Oh! Oh, no.

It's happening.
Oh, it's happening.

Do you need any
help with anything?

Mmm. Nah.

This is kind of crazy, eh?

We're on a sinking
sand island, but I love it.

I reckon we should just
stay in our blues tonight

with the Lulu skirt. It's
more casual Hawaii.

Thank you.

There's so much
sand in this thing, eh?

Hi! Welcome back!

Welcome back!

Cool man.

Yeah.

I'm going to change my
shorts. These got really wet.

Yep.

Can I move these pina coladas?

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, it's so good.

What is it in a pina colada?

Lots of rum.

Coming up...

I was thinking I'd
pop the question.

Official girlfriend question.

If this happened in Australia,

your mates would... ing
throw you on the street

and say good riddance.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh!

Aloha!

I guess I can probably
go start some turn down.

Probably.

See you soon, angel face.

Ta-da!

- Oh, I love it!
- Yeah?

Why have you got your top on?

What?

Captain, you need
some Hawaiian clothes.

Would you like the shirt
and then I'll wear the skirt?

You want a shirt? Here you go.

Oh, you just
took your shirt off.

Wow! Okay, thanks.

- Thank you.
- I'm gonna go like this.

You could.

Oh, my God.

- Margot?
- Yes?

Can you try this?

- Is it hot?
- No.

Does it taste like anything?

- Yes. Good job.
- Okay.

- Mmm.
- Are you sure?

Yeah.

- Hello, Doll.
- Hey.

- How are you?
- Good.

Um...

Yeah.

Okay.

Can I clean this out?

Yes, that would be
lovely. Thank you.

Okay.

- Are we still good for eight?
- Yeah.

Oops. Damn it.

How are you feeling, doll?

Good.

- You feel good?
- Yeah.

The boat is rocking,
but it's isn't that.

Like, I'm fine.

We're not allowed
to drink on charter.

- I know.
- I don't want Captain to...

- Yeah.
- Notice it.

- Did he say something?
- No, I just...

I just felt like you seemed
a bit like you were...

I want to disintegrate
into the ground.

I mean, honestly, these,
like, feelings and emotions

just, like, caught up to me.

Yeah.

And they hit me all at once.

- Yeah.
- It was really hard.

But I was definitely
down in the dumps.

Yeah. I just didn't want you

to start drinking
your problems away.

- No. I won't do that.
- Okay.

But I did for a second.

I really don't want
to tell on Margot.

But she has crossed a line.

I hate being put
in this position.

- I'm sorry.
- I love you.

I'll never do it
again. I love you, too.

Hey, there. How are you feeling?

Ha-ha!

Oh!

Captain?

Dang! Nice!

You're looking fresh.

I need a little bit more.

- Hey.
- I need a little bit more.

You do. You need some,
like, cool glasses, maybe a lei.

I know, I need a lei.

Yes, you do. Honestly.

Where do you want this?

What's up? I'm going to
go down there in a minute.

No, I just wanted to...

I was just a little bit
concerned about Margot.

I thought she was doing well.

She's doing well, but
she came up before,

and I could smell
alcohol in her breath,

and now she seems like
she could be a little bit drunk.

Are you serious?

She was cleaning
up my pina coladas,

and there was quite a
lot left in the machine,

and then now there's
none left in the machine.

I just am concerned that she
might have downed them all,

but I'm concerned she is
going through something,

and she's, like, trying
to hide it somehow.

If you feel that she can't,

she shouldn't be
doing service tonight.

Take her off.

After what happened last night,

I cannot have crew in
any state other than 100%.

Wow. Disappointing.

Thanks for telling me.

No worries, I'll
keep an eye on it.

Cheers. Okay, off we go.

- Ha!
- Whoa!

Have to be a flower child.

You look great. Oh, yeah, right?

What is that?

It's panda-monium.

Tequila on the rocks.

- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

I know you feel like a snitch.

Yeah.

That's part of your job.

Yeah, okay.

- All right.
- You know?

Hello.

What's that?

Okay.

Oh.

I was just saying, if one
more person gets fired,

I'm going to lose it,

and oh, turns out it's me.

Take your glasses off.

I don't know.

What's going on?

What's going on?

I tried some of her pina colada.

I've had, like, little sips
of wine here and there.

Well, there's absolutely
no drinking on board.

- Yeah.
- Okay?

If you need to take something,
sometimes you have to,

especially if you're making it.

You need to do the
straw thing, okay?

Just do it properly. We've
got to be professionals.

I'm really ashamed
of myself. I really am.

I will not do that anymore.

I promise this
isn't, like, who I am.

I don't know what
I'm going to do yet.

I'm going to have to give this
some time and thought. Okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Am I okay? Do you
trust me to go down?

Well, I know. That's
what I wanted to...

I feel fine. I really
do, I promise.

I know it's been a big
couple of weeks for you.

I don't want you
skulling drinks down there

thinking you're
going to get over it.

So if you need
any help with that,

we can offer your
assistance as well.

Okay.

Get back to work.

Thank you.

Hey!

- Look at this!
- Oi!

This is crab fried rice.

All right.

- Wow!
- All right.

Here we go.

- Thank you so much.
- Whoa!

So here we just have
some crab fried rice

inside a pineapple.

This pineapple is amazing.

All right.

This is like a big wake-up call.

Like I have work to do.

Whenever I'm
stressed or anxious,

I reach for alcohol and
I hate that about myself.

Cause how is that gonna
make that better for anybody?

It's not, but like my
brain thinks it will.

I'm not mad at
Aesha for telling him.

I take full responsibility
for what I did.

And if he fires me, I
completely accept that.

I'm never doing that again.

Did you want me to clear?

- Yes, yes.
- Wonderful.

Thank you, thank you.

Cheffy, we're gonna clear.

Perfect, I'll get the
lobsters on properly.

That's really delicious.

Okay, so you're gonna
take this up, Culver?

All right.

Lobster, bugs and wagyu. Lovely.

Sweet.

Here we go.

Boys, boys.

Does that need to go out?

In a bit, yeah, that'd
be lovely, darling.

This is so good.

- Really nice.
- Really good.

- Hey, mate, how are you?
- Good.

Just going to be doing towels.

Upstairs is all done. Towels?

- Towels.
- Looks neat and tidy.

I'll see you in the morning.

but I'm not relying on him
anymore, which is the key.

It's not... he's
where he needs to be,

and Luka is pushing
everything, everyone's good, so...

Yeah, it's good work, mate.

This is me learning from Jason.

Regardless of our
personal feelings

or connections with Adam,

captain made the best
decision for the team.

It just made me realize
what was missing,

and really what was missing
was a bit of experience.

- A big step up.
- Yeah.

Awesome.

Harry.

What's happened?

I miss you.

I know.

I feel like I just
never see you now.

I know.

Mmm.

Do you want anything else?

Nothing, thank you.

Okay.

Let's go.

- Where are we headed?
- We're gonna go to bed.

- All right.
- Get some sleep.

All right, are you
gonna be okay?

- Yes.
- Got Harry.

- I will not let you down.
- I know.

Okay.

I really hope that
Jason doesn't fire her.

I mean, she needs a
good kick up the butt,

and she needs to be
scared into not doing it again.

I'm so sorry.

But I don't want
her to be fired,

because she's making
such good progress.

- Love you.
- Good night. Love you.

God, I just feel terrible.

Good morning, honey.

- Hello.
- Hey, beautiful.

So we'll probably start
that jacuzzi, I would think.

I might come up with you
and just see how you do it.

Okay.

Bubbles are just
like one and two.

You just tap them.

Sweet. Yeah, jets
work really well.

What did you say?

That we are a dry boat.

We have to set that standard.

And she was so apologetic.

Yeah, she was
really, really sorry.

I don't think you'll
have another problem.

No, I don't think so either.

We'll close that one off.

I think she's a
really good person.

It's her only
indiscretion to date.

Yeah.

- So it's closed, okay?
- Yeah.

- She's good.
- Awesome.

- Right on.
- Thanks, Jason.

Okay, aft deck, I'd
like everything in.

Copy, cap, we're
about five minutes out.

- Hello.
- Hello, good morning.

Oh, I need one more
little morning with us.

Oh, I know.

We are going to start
putting the tender on her tow.

- Hey, Culver.
- Yeah.

You're going to come give
us a hand with the anchor?

Yeah, yeah.

Start lifting the anchor.

Copy that.

Jaimee, do you want
to jump into cabins?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Anchors home.

I'll take these up.

I'll take down the ball.

Black pudding. Woo-hoo!

Yum!

Should we pull some
lines up forward?

We can do.

Singles first, and then
doubles in the lead.

- And the lead.
- Yeah, okay.

Oh, just get your
hands in there.

- Incredible.
- These'll go to the heart.

I still just feel so stupid.

I'm trying really
hard to get it together

and go out there with the
smiley face and act normal,

but, like, kind of expecting
this to be my last day.

I am, too.

Should we go as a couple?

Mm-hmm.

You know...

Honestly, over and
above everything,

I do absolutely love
having fun with you.

I think you're incredible.

I am incredible.

Yeah, I don't know.

Tzarina makes me feel good.

You know, it's all smiles and
banter when it comes to her,

and what more do you
want in a relationship

other than trust and everything
else we're not doing right now?

Obviously, with Billy and stuff,

I know that as
soon as I get back,

she's going to be
running to my house.

Yeah, there's that.

And then it's
having to be me like,

"Hey, so basically..."

Imagine that.

You know that guy
who really hurt you?

She was just like,
what you're doing now,

that's the... ing problem.

I know because it
gets drilled into us

that guys that are
actually probably like us,

- so we have to keep...
- You can't blame us for it.

You can't blame me for it.

Oh, I really don't
want to do this, dude.

I really hate it.

Glad we figured that out.

- Did we?
- No.

All right, so we're going
to get ready, do we?

That was nice.

Should we change?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- All crew, all crew.

We'll be arriving at our
destination in half an hour.

I want to do something
special for Jaimee and ask her

to be my girlfriend.

Oh, I love it.

And I just want to set
it up and have, like,

the champagne
little nautical theme.

I can hear you.

Oh,

How much did you hear?

What are you doing?

I was just saying, I
got to take his towel up.

Yeah, he's going to take
the towel to the toy store.

- Oh, God.
- Yeah.

I'd like to go on
a date with Culver

and have some
quality time, but, like,

this is just moving really fast.

I've known this guy
for less than two weeks.

It's just like a lot.

Right.

Ah!

I was thinking this evening,

I get a little romantic
and I pop the question.

What's the question?

I think a little official
girlfriend question.

Oh, yeah? Oh!

You're pretty good
with the computer.

So I'd like a card...

Yeah, I'll do it for
you. No problem, bro.

Deck team, please be
crack on in your blues?


Right, that was
such a good trip.

I really enjoyed it.

- Aesha, this is yours.
- Okay.

We are three
meters on our stern.


The bow in line
with the firebox.

Sending spring line on.

Culver, you can send it over.

We can tighten
up on that spring.


- Nice, well done.
- Thanks, mate.

Well done, everybody.

- Yeah, buddy.
- Dialed in.

Holy.

- Shall we get changed?
- Yeah.

Let's go.

There you go, the
one in the books.

I've done like a full circle.

I've gone in, I've come out.

Hey!

Man, thank you so much.

It was so good. I just
loved every minute.

Do you want it down or up?

- Tom.
- Jason, thank you, mate.

You too, mate.

When we first embarked
on this adventure,

we didn't know
what would unfold.

But you guys are
so good, all of you,

as a token of
appreciation, many thanks.

Thanks, Tom.

I really appreciate it. Really
lovely meeting you, man.

- All the best, you guys.
- Thank you very much.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

Bye.

I love them!

Let's have a tip
meeting later on.

I'll call you on the radio.

All right, then.
Let's get changed.

- I'll take the garbage.
- Thanks, mate.

Thanks.

Ugh!

Hey, brother.

Okay, so...

- We have different...
- Oh, wow!

Just put the check box.

Okay.

When it comes to me and Joao,
I know we have our differences,

but we put them
aside a lot of times

and we come together,
and I tell you what,

he ain't bad on the computer,

so, thank you, Joao,
I appreciate you.

- That's all right, eh?
- Yeah.

That's great. Thanks so much.

No worries. Of course, mate.

Attention, all crew,
attention all crew.

Tip meeting immediately
in the main salon.

I'm about to get fired.

Boy!

- Hey, guys.
- Hello, Captain.

Well, that was a pretty
good charter, all in all.

We had a bit of an incident
with one of the guests,

but I think we
handed ourselves well.

Deck crew, I think
you guys pulled it off.

I think the addition
of Luka helped us out.

You guys have got a good
structure, so well done.

Um... Tip money.

It was a total of
$17,980 U.S. dollars.

$1,498 U.S. dollars each.

Nice!

- Well done.
- Yay!

- That'll do.
- That'll do.

Amazing.

Wow.

Anyway, the helmet's
going to go to someone

with two charters left.

I want them to keep
their head together.

So, Margot?

Oh!

Finally!

Yay!

He could have fired me,

but instead he gave
me this stupid thing.

So now, I'm the luckiest
dumbass in Australia,

and it's a big continent.

- Are we all good?
- Yeah.

You're fine.

I deserve this, and I know
why you really gave it to me.

That's fair.

This is a verbal warning, okay?

Yeah.

You slip up again, finished.

Okay. I will not slip up again.

Good on you. Subject closed.

- Enjoy your night.
- Thank you.

- That's for you.
- Perfect.

I think I've worn these
undies for, like, three days.

Bro, that is amazing.

Oh, let's go have
a quick look at that.

Okay.

Wow!

- Culver.
- Yeah.

You all good?

Yeah, bud. I'm
just finishing up.

Oh!

- Oh, yeah.
- Really?

- Oh, yeah.
- I really...

I took that photo.

I haven't spent a
lot of time in America,

but maybe that's
what they do over there.

They give each other
cards and say yes or no.

If this happened in Australia,

your mates will... ing
throw you on the street

and say good riddance.

Oh, good luck, mate.

Thanks, brother.

I was going to invite
you to Happy Hour.

- Are we going?
- Yeah.

- Are you excited?
- Yeah. Are you?

I am excited.

What?

Look at you.

Welcome to your beach set up.

Oh, are you okay?

Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- I see...
- Oh!

Pop it off.

- Cheers.
- Mm-hmm.

I've got something
very important to ask you.

You'll need this.

What? A pen?

You'll need this,
too. I made you this.

It's a little card.

Why do I need a pen?

You can read it and
you can make a decision.

You want me to tick the box?

Oh, my God.

It's cute, but like
you're 30 years old.

You can read it out loud.

I don't want to read it.

You can read it out loud.

I don't know if I
can read it out loud.

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