03x06 - The Captain's Lounge

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Woo!

She’s a good kisser.

Oh, it’s really frustrating.

Yesterday...

Thank you for today.

- Thank you.
- I really enjoyed it.

I definitely like Bri a lot.

So I’m playing it cool.

I’m holding my cards
close to my chest.

Are you going to invite
her to Australia?

- Maybe.
- Maybe.

I’ll bring you to New Jersey.
Maybe.

Sorry.

Aisha is a restaurant
owner from Chicago.

It’s party time, yeah.

You’ve got a lot
of cooking here.

She understands that it
is trying to support you.

So when can she arrive?

The next charter for sure.

It definitely had some water.

She’s leaning weird.

Yeah, that’s a lot of water.

Is water supposed to be on
the inside of your jet ski?

No.

Don’t be scared,
don’t be scared.

Don’t be scared.

I’ve seen this before.
I’m not too concerned about it.

Johnny! Johnny!
Johnny!

Johnny?

Oh, sh--.

Is she okay?

India!

You’re okay, sweetie.

They’re going to need help.
Let’s go help them.

Are you okay, sweetie?

Oh, no.

Come on, girl.
Give me your arm.

All right, we’re good.

Okay, we’ll get this.

- Photo sh**t. Yay!
- Woo-hoo!

Oh, my God!

Woo!

You press the green,
it’s going to go up to 100.

Go for it.

Woo!

.

This is a----ing disaster.

Everybody is safe.

But obviously the jetskis
have been leaking.

We should definitely check it
before giving it to the guests.

The deck team----ed up.

ing hell.

Okay.

Oh .

Okay.

Okay? Are you all right?

That jetski actually
is fully on its side.

Not good.

- Right.
- This is so much fun.

Wihan, I think this jetski,
I think there’s a leak in it.

Can we connect it to this
and tow it in?

- We have to try.
- We have to be quick.

Yes.

Is India okay?

She’s fine? I just want to
make sure she’s safe, yeah?

Yeah, I’m okay.

I was a little scared,
but he was in control.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Good to hear.
- Yeah.

A big wave is coming.

Keep me out.

I hate to say it,
but they shouldn’t

put down the second one.

Remember, we tried to lift it,

and I was like, maybe it’s
full of water, and it was.

Quick, quick, quick, quick.

That sounds harsh,
but it’s true.

He’s waving.

Get the crane ready.

ing hell.

All right, so what we need,
he needs to get

the cradle on first, yeah?

Oh, my God.

It’s taking on water.

This is not good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, .

Keep some speed.

Johnny looks so exhausted.

We need to get it
out of the water.

It’s going to sink.
It’s going to sink.

This is nuts.

Engineers, engineers,
meet me on the swim platform.

The jetski has capsized.

Oh, sh--.

I can’t believe
this has happened.

We have a $20,000
jetski about to sink.

We need to get it out
of the water ASAP,

or it’s a total loss.

The jetski is filling
up with water.

That crane is not
rated for the weight.

We need a plan B.

We need to drain
the water first.

- Just give me the line.
- On my way to main deck aft.

We’re not going to get
it with the crane.

Just hurry up and get it here.

Push up.
It’ll fit. Push up.

We’re going to let this
down and try and get it up.

Chaos.

Oh, well.

You know what I need?

We’re up here having
the best time.

You know what I want, Lara?
Some sparkling water.

- Sparkling water.
- You have any sparkling?

I do.

I pride myself
on professionalism

and giving the guests
the best experience.

Quickly before this
- ing goes.

It’s just a big sh---show.

- There you are.
- Thank you.

Pleasure.

Cool off, right?
It’s hot.

One, two, three.

Okay.
Let’s get it off.

Let’s just get the water out.

Johnny, you’re good.
You’re not hurt?

Yeah, I’ll survive.

Get down there, freshen up.
Have a hot shower, okay?

We should pull it
on the platform.

Around.

ing hell, girl.

- Is everything good?
- Getting better.

- What’s happening?
- A jetski just went over.

Oh, no.
Is she okay?

Yeah.
Everyone’s safe.

Okay.

Harry, please take a photo.

Hook up.

Keep the lines tight
so it doesn’t swing.

- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, I’m good.

- How’s your leg?
- It’s okay.

I didn’t know that happened.
I just found out.

- Yeah.
- Are you okay?

I’m okay.

- I’ll take a pinot grigot.
- Very good.

Easy, does it.
Steady.

- There we are.
- Thank you.

Oh, my Jesus Christ.

How’s my favorite man in
the whole wide boat?

No.

Are you guys good outside?
What is the deal?

You seem all so stressed.

- Yeah, we’re good.
- Okay.

I love you.

We have to make this up
to the charter guests.

So, basically, tonight, all out.

Yeah.

Want the candles out.
The big candles.

Yeah.

I’ve also got this long,
like, red tablecloth,

but it could be draped
on the other thing.

Nice.

Welcome to the Captain’s Lounge.

The guests have
requested a bar hop,

but there’s not much of
a bar hopping scene

here in the Seychelles.

So, we’re going to set up
our own bar:

the Captain’s Lounge.

The Captain’s Lounge.
Very sultry,

very mood lighting,
very sexual.

What happens in the lounge
stays in the lounge.

What the guests want,
the guests get.

Especially when one of
the guests was nearly k*lled

on the jetski today.

All right, sounds good.
Love it.

- Good work.
- Love it.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I’m very messy today.

Messier than I normally am.

All good, gentlemen.

Okay, boys, give us a debrief.

A jetski doesn’t just capsize.

I’m not on the jetski.
You are there.

Like, what happened?

The wave is what overturned me.

Obviously, I should
have assessed the situation

a little bit better, but...

you need to put it in water
to see if water is coming in.

I would have done differently,

but I’m not the one
that makes decisions.

I’m a good soldier, so...

Epic fail.

What are you thinking
for dinner?

- It’s the local cuisine.
- Yes.

They said on the thing that
they wanted chicken curry.

- Right.
- The traditional one from here.

- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- And then sea bass.

- Well, that’s fine.
- Okay.

Last night, the guests
sent back half their steaks.

I didn’t love that.

It’s not cooked enough for her.

Because it’s wagyu.

But it’s fine.

Tonight, I have a bit
more of a strategy.

I’m going to do the local
cuisine that they want.

Lots of lovely flavors.
Simple and beautiful.

And hopefully
no dishes come back.

- Cool. Sounds nice.
- Amazing. Thank you.

Wihan, Wihan, Jason.

Do you want to come
to the bridge, mate?

Copy, captain.
I’m on my way.

I feel like I’m about
to fall asleep.

- Do you want a macha?
- I’m intolerant of caffeine.

Oh, okay.

So I can’t have like
a coffee or anything.

I can see if there’s
green juice.

So, okay.
So I want to know what happened.

How did it capsize?

- I saw everything happening .
- You saw it happen.

- Yeah.
- I had a debrief with Johnny.

And she was driving
the jetski, not Johnny.

As they were turning, she took
her hand off the throttle.

And the whole thing capsized.

That’s odd to me.

There might be
bigger issues here.

This morning, we lifted it up

and I see that the whole
thing is full of water.

I drained it out,
put it in the water.

Let’s not try to cover it up.

- No, no.
- Okay? Accountability.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Don’t put the jet ski
in the water

if you think
there’s a leak in it.

Yeah.

Learn from it and
know our boundaries next time.

Of course.

If you don’t feel it's safe,
we fix it.

- Sure.
- Or we don’t do it.

- Yeah.
- That’s your job.

This could have been
a massive issue.

Could have had injury.
Could have had a loss.

Wihan made a poor judgment call.

And I know this is
not going to happen again.

Or it better not happen again.

Otherwise, I’ll make changes.

If there’s a problem
with the jetski,

let’s get on top of it
and fix it.

Yeah.

Enough said.
That’s it.

I’ve got lots of stuff
to do tonight.

Just don’t look at the galley,
and we’re all fine.

- Leechee.
- Thank you so much, Bri.

I heard a little rumor
that someone’s

a world class stripper.

So in the Captain’s Lounge
tonight, you are going to strip.

- Wow.
- Okay?

Okay.

So think about your moves,
put some socks

down your pants, whatever.

Oh, I don’t need that.

Lara, Lara, Marina.

The laundry upstairs
is all done.

ing hell.

- Who is that?
- Marina.

Oh, my legs!

Are you all right?

I’ve got a difficult
situation on my hands.

My kiss to Tzarina?
Just having some fun.

I didn’t mean for someone
to fall in love with me,

and maybe I shouldn’t
have kissed Marina.

So what are you going to do?

I don’t know.

You know, I’m actually
so confused.

I haven’t even given
any attention to anyone.

If anything,
I’ve given it to----ing Aidar.

All right, y’all.

Girls, when you do
kiss them,

they might feel a little
bit like a certain way,

you know what I mean?

But that’s what happens
when you’re so good-looking.

Have a puff on that.

Love it.
Good on you.

Beautiful.

So you guys just going to
take it a bit cas’ now?

Are you going to go to any
next bases or steps or anything?

I don’t know.

I feel like I’m not
really one to, like,

initiate things, you know?

I feel like I usually wait.

Hi!

He confuses me.

You know, we just hold hands,

have a little smooch,
and then that’s it.

But, like, something like
hot and steamy would be nice.

What’s happening in here?

I’m leaving.

Oh, Lord.

Wihan, Wihan, Johnny,

the pumps are ready to go to
the sundeck for the slide.

Johnny, I’m coming
to the sundeck now.

Copy that boss, thank you.

No crumbs.

These are the messiest
snacks in the world.

What’s happening?
Pack the slide up.

I’m going to change
for dinner, y’all.

Wow.

Interior, could you change
into your blacks, please?

Wihan, Wihan,
I’m going to need the deck

on dinner service tonight.

- I’m going to change.
- Good work, team.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God, that’s gorgeous.

I’m like Diana Ross.

Get changed.
Put your stripper’s clothes on.

- Woo, girl.
- That looks great.

- Yay!
- Hello!

I’m with my pink girls.

- Yes!
- Yes!

Hey, do I have
to wear a real bra?

Galley, galley.
We have all the guests.

Copy.

I am ready for service
when you guys are.

- All right, ready to go?
- Yeah.

Beautiful.

From the front, from the back,
everybody looks so good.

Feel the burn.

- Y’all, look.
- Whoa!

Woo!

Oh, wow!

A local Seychelleian
chicken red curry.

- It smell so good.
- It smells amazing.

It’s amazing.

It’s pretty good.
Yeah, it’s nice.

Okay, chef did it.
This is very good.

This is delicious.

This is too much
to do right now.

I believe I’ll need
some help in the cabins.

Copy.

Aidar, can you
help in cabins?

Yeah.

Okay, let’s start.

This was delicious.

Galley, Lara.
I’m just about to clear.

Perfect. I’m plating.

Hi.

- I’ll run down, you reset.
- Yep.

Marina, Adair.

Can I have you in the galley
if you’re not there already?

We’re on our way.

Excuse my reach.

Woo!

- Sea bass.
- Sea bass.

It’s a a passionfruit sauce.

It smell yummy.

Tina, she’s Colonel.

You act like you were
trained at West Point.

- I will have to say that.
- What?

So I think I was conceived
at West Point.

Yes!

These plates are heavy.
You get a freaking arm burner.

Just add to the exercise.

To the leg burn,
yeah, right.

But let me tell you something.

I love that about you
because that’s who you are.

I get on my own nerves.

I’m just a**l.

So this is local sea bass

with a fennel and
a passionfruit sauce.

Oh, that’s different.
It’s good.

Oh, I can taste
the passion fruit.

Oh, and it’s fennel?

- Yeah.
- This is good.

- Are they happy with it?
- They are happy.

Okay.

Adair, Adair, where are you?

What’s up?

Is she still helping
me with the cabins?

- She should be.
- On my way.

Yes.

- Marina?
- What happened?

What do you mean?

I just went to all the rooms
and turned down the beds

and then I’ve been
running plates.

I don’t really know what
they do in the rooms.

I’m being pulled in so
many different directions.

It’s always this, boom, boom,
here, there, this, that.

I’m like pinball
around this boat.

But I mean, I wouldn’t
say I’m a fan of cleaning

someone’s sh-- toilet.
I’m not doing that.

I can do that.

Oh my God, you little sl*t.

Don’t look.
I’m naked.

I’m not looking.
It’s okay.

This is the outfit
that I wanted.

- Like this?
- Yeah.

That’s my stripper outfit.

I do enjoy performing.

I was a shirtless
waiter at Beefcakes.

It’s a g*y bar.

Usually at around nine o’clock,

we’ll get our shirts off and
then we start with body shots.

This was a human shot glass.

Beefcakes.
Sickest time of my life.

Adair’s gonna be watching.

- Good.
- Oh,----ing hell.

What a day.

Interior, interior.
Ready to go with service?

Anyone that’s in Blacks,
could you just help

with bringing up the
dessert, please?

All right, ladies.

Sh--, I might wear pants.

And I’m wearing my
- ing underwear.

Hey.

- Ooh!
- What is this?

Yummy!

So this is a local
rum and coconut cake

with a saffron meringue.

- I love the presentation.
- So----ing good.

This is good.

Oh my God, this is so good.

How’s it going, girly?

- ing terrible.
- Why?

What’s going on?

Just terrible.

The rooms are terrible
and Adair dropped me

like midway and when
I asked her,

can you help me with
other things,

she’s like, no,
I’ll only do the bed.

I can only do the bed.
That’s all.

I don’t think I've ever
had a junior crew member

ever pick and choose
what jobs they want to do.

Like, this is your job.

You do what your superior
tells you to do.

And that’s it.

- I’m sorry.
- It’s okay.

Oh my God.

This is for the tip, boys.

Tzarina, see you up there.

Yes, Captain.

Oh, is that happening now?

- Yeah.
- Get weird.

Looks like we’re a
gentleman’s club, you know.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh my God.

- Let’s go, lads.
- Come on. Take a seat.

Oh, God. Here it is.

Oh, hell.

I just got a phone call
from captain.

They’ve given you
exclusive access

to the Captain’s Lounge.

- Would you like to do it?
- Woo!

Yes!

Are you ready?

We’re going down and
we’re going in the speakeasy.

- Captain’s Lounge, Okay.
- They’re coming down.

Oh, wow!

It’s time.

Captain Jason, where you at?

Take a seat, ladies.

Welcome to the Captain’s Lounge.

Welcome to the
Captain’s Lounge.

Take a seat ladies,
it’s members only.

What is this?

It’s like my kimono.

- It’s nice and silky.
- Yeah.

Is this the kind of place where
we all wind up in a hot tub?

Yeah.

I don’t know if
you’re ready for that baby.

Can we offer you ladies
a nice c*ck?

Yes!

Mademoiselle.

The Captain’s Lounge
is very exclusive.

VIP invites only.

It’s where we get to relax,
put our feet up,

and you never
know who might stop by.

Whoa!

I want to kiss this freaking
gorgeous man.

Throw him on the wall.

Let’s kiss a little bit
and go back to work.

We had such a good date.

But then he disappeared.

What is the deal?

Men.

Captain’s Lounge is the best.

I have to go and
check on my anchor.

That was amazing.

We did it.
We did it.

That was so fun.

- Good night.
- See you, cap.

- Good work, mate.
- Thank you so much, Cap.

- So good.
- Well done.

Marina, do you want
to go to bed?

- Copy.
- What a mess.

I felt like I was watching
the intro to a porno.

Okay, night, all,
I’m going to bed

before my head explodes.

Yeah.

Tired.

Okay, I need to go to bed.

- Ow.
- Good night.

Hasta la vista.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Are you going to bed?
Are you done?

Yes.
Are you done?

Yeah, sleep well.

I filled your water bottle up.
I put it on the crew mess.

- Thank you.
- Somewhere.

- Yeah.
- Cool. All right.

I’m very happy that
my love life is sorted.

About time.
Bri and I are in a great spot.

We’re both on the same page.

I just want to
know where Harry stands.

We go on a date and
we don’t really

discuss anything after that.

It’s us, you know?

We just go on at our own pace.

I hate the land of uncertainty.

- Sleep well.
- I’ll see you tomorrow.

See you in the morning.

Summer... butter.

- Morning.
- Morning, darling.

Your boots are the best.

Yeah, man.

This is a----ing funny.

Do you want to take
a closer look?

I saw.

Boot in the face.

Yeah.

Oh, my God,
there’s no sun here.

Finally.

I’m so in love with Adair.

How am I gonna tell her that?

That is something you have
to figure out yourself.

For me, I always try to
avoid sexual relationship

while being on
the boat, because...

I’m more likely
to paint my hair pink

rather than having
a boatmance.

Wihan, Wihan, Lara.

Lara, go ahead.

Wihan, when you’re free. I just
need to chat about something.

In the bridge.

Chat about what?

Hey, damn.

Adair last night.

Oh, it’s nice and shaded.

She was meant to
be in cabins helping,

but then she kept,
like, disappearing.

Marina asked us
her come help, but she said,

well, I’ve done the beds,
so that’s all I do.

I’m part of it now.

What’s Adair up to now?

She just came outside.

Have you told her to be inside?

No, I didn’t see her
this morning.

Last night. She was here
there and everywhere,

and then leaving Marina on
her own in the cabins,

which were
an absolute nightmare.

When she comes to interior,
she can stay interior

until it’s done,
and then she can go back out.

If you’re in the cabins, you've
got to get the cabins done.

Okay, deck-stews are
always a grey area,

but I think she’s picking
and choosing her jobs.

No one changes their departments

unless you
two authorize it.

Communication with you guys
has to be like this.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Go and fix it.

Coming up...

What is your game plan
tonight, by the way?

- What do you mean?
- Wihan.

Obviously, you can’t really
just shut off, like, a crush.

That’s what I mean, yeah.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

- Thank you.
- All right.

Yay!

Good morning, beautiful.
How are you?

Wihan, Wihan, Lara,

can we get Adair to help
with the guest cabins, please?

Annoying. Why?

Can we start Adair on deck
and then move into the interior?

Okay, copy.

Oh, my God.

Dropping off day!

Come on, Cheffy.
Go, Cheffy. Go, Cheffy.

Thank you.

I wish we had one more day.

- And the weather.
- Not a cloud in the sky.

Adair, Adair, please can you
go up to lift up

the anchor on Captain’s call?

Copy that.

- Breakfast time.
- Ooh!

Yeah, I’m going right
for the salmon.

Oh, yum.

Bri, we’re all going home
like 10 pounds heavier.

Adair, tell me when you’re
in place to lift anchor.

Ready when you are.

You can start lifting.

Lifting anchor.

Anchor is up,
you are free to maneuver.

Copy.

Oh, yeah, we’re going.

Wihan, Wihan, Lara.

Go ahead.

Copy that.

So you could swap over
to Johnny’s cabins.

And then Johnny will move
in with the boys

and the new girl will
come in with you.

Okay, cool.

I hope we get a
lot of money today.

Okay, since we’re here,
the bed is amazing.

You’re doing a
great job with it.

Just make sure that
all the towels are out.

Clean floors.
That’s what they need to see.

Yesterday, I wasn’t meaning
to, like, leave you.

Yeah, I know how it is.

I don’t know where to go next.

- I’m so sorry.
- I understand.

We super appreciate you,
you know that, right?

Yeah.

All right, well,
I’m going to get dressed.

Lara, Lara, can we
have Adair on deck now?

Copy that.

I’m on the starboard control.

This wind’s going to
be a good one today.

- Copy.
- I think we’ve got everything.

It’s a better windy.

It’s going to blow us
on the dock, though.

Oh, that breeze feels so good.

Distance to the dock.
Two-five to come to stern.

Good to come astern.

Okay, fore-deck lock-off.

- Perfect, perfect.
- That’s good.

Let’s get the bags off.
Let’s get in our whites.

- What are they?
- Boobs.

Yeah.

They look like shells.

What to wear tonight?

Oh, my God.
I hadn’t thought about that?

You ready? Let’s go.

Am I getting bigger or is
this shirt getting smaller?

Either way, I’m happy.

Y’all clean up well.

Oh, here we go.

- Oh!
- Thank you.

Thank you, Marina.

Thank you for saving
my life again.

And we love
the Captain’s Lounge.

Captain Jason, it exceeded
all my expectations.

It was beautiful.

The chef, as a restaurateur,
I know it’s difficult

to make all those
different requests.

We felt really taken
care of from our heart.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Okay, guys, get the blues on.
Get the rubbish off.

Let’s have a tip meeting.

Let’s go.

Well done.

- That was a hard one.
- That tested me.

Marina, if you can just,
the laundry tidy up,

you can go hop
into cabins.

That too heavy?

Oh!

Oh, Lord.
What is this?

The amount of sand
in these rooms.

That would break my
neck, literally.

My neck would have been broken.

All crew, all crew.

Main salon tip meeting
in two minutes, please.

Copy.

Okay, let’s make some money.

You could build sand castles
in VIP one

with all the sand
in the closet.

Is it still there?

It’s like stacked up in a pile.

Charter three.

Interior, such a great vibe.

You can see from their comments
how much they love that.

The deck crew, we did have
an incident with the jetski.

We do have to polish
a few things.

But I think the base is there.

The tip was 15,000 US dollars.


No, that’s for 48 hours.
I’m just saying.

The helmet.

I think everyone needs
the encouragement

to allow Johnny
to wear this helmet.

Come on, Johnny.

Wear it with pride, bro.

Johnny, it’s time.

After the jetski incident...

Johnny! Johnny!

Technically, yes,
it was Wihan’s fault,

but the first charter
being lost at sea...

Oh, , he’s drifting away.

He needs just a
little bit of luck.

Okay, we have a sous chef
coming this afternoon.

So she’ll be out
with you tonight.

Look after each other.

Thank you.

- Cool.
- Good job, team.

Good hustle.

I want to get that room
ready for her.

She’s coming.

Let’s go team.

Now it’s a girl's room.

- We’re hitting the spa.
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I’m coming out.

Do you want a hand?
Or are you...

Got it.
Thank you.

What is your game plan
tonight, by the way?

What do you mean?

- Wihan?
- I don’t know.

Obviously, you can’t really
just shut off, like, a crush.

That’s what I mean, yeah.

No, I would love to

like, get with him
again and everything.

Like, he’s a cool guy
and everything.

But we don’t talk a lot.

Like, not a word
for three days.

I didn’t talk to
Bri for three days.

If a guy likes you
and he wants you,

he will never make
you doubt that.

And that’s what you need.

You don’t need to settle
for anything else

- just because someone’s here.
- Yeah, I know.

But I can’t help it,
especially

because I’ve very much
been alone down there

in those four walls.

Well, you’re going to
have a new buddy now.

Yeah, and I’m very,
very excited.

I’m hoping that she's
going to really like me.

I know. I hope
she’s nice because

we’ve got such a nice group.

I love a fresh start.

I think this is
going to be great.

It’s time for some
girl power in the galley.

Please don’t be like Anthony.
Please don’t be like Anthony.

Please.

Oh, knock, knock.

Oh, knock, knock.

That’s amazing.

- Hello.
- Welcome.

Thank you for having me.

Thank you for
coming short notice.

- How was your trip?
- Good. It was long.

It was just nice to be here.

We just finished a charter.

It was a good charter.

Tzarina’s looking forward
to working with you.

It’s a big galley.
She needs the help.

I first got into yachting as
a deck stew slash crew chef.

I love food.
I like the smell.

I love the color.

But I feel like
I’m starting from green.

To be honest, I’m going to wing
it, but that’s my lifestyle.

I don’t even know
where the Seychelles was.

I’ve been telling
everyone it’s near Jamaica.

You’re going to love the girls
you’ve got to work with.

Over the butt...

And the lads are good.

- Everyone’s happy?
- Everyone’s very happy.

What’s Marina up to?

- You’re in the dog house.
- Why?

Because you haven’t spoken
to her for three days.

Oh, my God.

- Hello, everybody.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- Adair, Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, Alicia.
- Hello.

Sous chefs here.

- Woo!
- Come in.

- Hi.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

How are you?
I’m Bri. Nice to meet you.

Alicia.

Hello, darling.

Anything you need, I’ll be that.

I think I’ve got a firecracker
coming to my galley.

I love the positive energy.
I love her attitude.

- This is a good girls’ group.
- Yeah.

I can work with this.

Thank God.

Thank you.

I think tonight’s going
to be a lot of fun.

I’m so excited.

Oh.

- Are we----ing off?
- Yeah.

- Gorgeous.
- I know.

- Hello. Wihan.
- Oh, hello.

Lovely to meet you.

Sorry.

Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?

Yeah.
Nice to meet you.

- What’s your name?
- Alicia.

Hello.

- Johnny.
- Alicia.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Welcome aboard.

- Let’s go.
- Woo!

Let’s go, boys.

Let’s get ready to party.

I’ll go in the back.

Come on, folks.
Get on up in here.

Go, Johnny.
Go, Johnny.

- Go, Johnny!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!

Okay, that’s enough.

I think we’re here.

Quick, quick, quick.
Go, go, go.

Oh.

Thanks for nothing.

How cute is this place?

This is a nice place.

Thank you.

- Can I have a margarita?
- Yeah.

- Four espresso martinis.
- Thank you very much.

What’s your favorite
cuisine to cook?

- Thai food.
- Ooh!

I just hope I can do you proud.

Oh, shut up.
You’re going to be fine.

I’m so happy you're here.

Yay. Espresso martinis.

Thank you so much.

Oh, welcome.
We’re so excited to have you.

The prawns garlic with rice.

Thank you.
Ooh, that’s lovely.

One vegetable curry.

Wow.

So, are you a good dancer?

I am a really good...
Well, I like dancing.

I realize you have to dance.
Like, if you dance, it’s fun.

But you do it with confidence,
you look cool.

- That’s my mentality.
- It’s a good mentality.

- How old are you?
- I’m 25.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Oh, it’s the beard.
It’s the beard.

I really need to pee.
Are we peeing?

- I’m, like, dying.
- Where?

You have a sibling?

I have a sister, yeah.

- You have a sister?
- One year younger than I am.

And she has
two little boys.

Look how cute he is.

He has some green eyes.

I need help.

It’s really rolled up there.

- How’s it?
- I don’t know.

All right.
Okay, we’re good.

Tonight is the night
of Wihan.

And this is me and the
other one, Tanny.

- He’s older.
- Yeah, he’s five, yeah.

Should I give him a rose
in front of everyone?

You’re like, honestly
kind of a twin.

And I feel like the
more normal we talk,

it’s, like, the more
talking is normal.

- Yeah.
- Don’t they look stunning?

Beautiful.

Hello, gorgeous.

Oh!

Oh, .

Oh, my God.

My heart is with Adair.

But, obviously,
this is not going away, so...

I need to
first solve this problem

before I can move there.

Are we going dancing or what?

Yeah.

- Go then.
- Woo!

Whoa!

Can we quickly speak?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, come.

Can we quickly speak?

I just want to say
that our dates

were obviously amazing for me.

You’re such a cool girl.

Honestly.

But I have, like, I just
need to be honest

that I have feelings
for Adair.

Okay.

I cannot be in love
with everyone.

I cannot be in love with
everyone.

Okay, I understand.

And thank you for being honest.

I think you’re
an amazing person.

You’re----ing amazing.

I know.

I just needed to get
it off my chest.

Sorry, not sorry.
Marina and Tzarina.

It’s been a pleasure, ladies.
Thank you.

Feel like dancing?

Let’s go.

- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!

This girl is on fire.

Johnny is in love.

He’s on a mission, isn't he?

Oh, my God!
These guys! Look at them!

Oh, he’s happy.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Johnny, darling, I literally met
you for, like, five seconds.

I know.

I feel like...

Every single time I look
into those eyes, I’m like,

ah, he’s a gorgeous man,
but I don’t know him.

It’s just too much, too soon.

We’ll see, we'll see,
we’ll see, we'll see.

How are we feeling?

Are we wanting to
go back or what?

- Yeah.
- Let’s go.

Come in the car with me.

Okay.

- Are we in the back?
- I’m coming with the ladies.

Come.

Oh, air conditioning.

I love it. I love it.

That’s checkmate.

Johnny, are you in love?

No, in love. That’s a heavy
word to use, first of all.

I found her really
attractive, we vibed together,

and that’s all.

Put your thing on.

Did Wihan have a
conversation with you tonight?

- Tell me.
- What did he say?

Wihan broke up with me, okay?
No, kidding.

He just said that he
really liked somebody

and he wanted to pursue that.

He’s in love with Adair.

The thing is
Adair doesn’t know.

- Of course she doesn’t know.
- Adair’s just like Adair.

I’ve never been more excited to
see the Katina in my life.

- Thank you, driver.
- Thank you so much.

Absolutely.

Come on, let’s
have a pajama party.

Watch your head.

It’s a mess here.

Permission to enter?

- Yes.
- Permission granted.

Show me. Show me now.

I’m going to go
into the guest cabin.

I know what she wants.

We’ll be back in a little.

- Are you naked?
- No.

Are you coming up?

Do you enjoy torturing me?

Is this, like,
a thing that you do?

I should probably take a shower.

It’s fine.

me.

There’s sand all in the bed.

I just took everything off.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

- Not fun.
- No.

- It’s okay, though.
- Easy, though?

- Yeah.
- Ish.

You know, I’ve never been
on my tippy toes before,

- because someone...
- Really?

- You’re so tall.
- First.

Cuddle’s nice, but we've got
a lot of work to do tomorrow.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know. Okay?

Good night.

Sleep well.

Oh, my hands.

I hate you.
I hate strong men.

All right, I’ll see you.

I don’t----ing get it.

I feel like I’ve laid all
my cards out there with Harry,

but if Harry’s not
going to make a move,

I see this fading out.

Next on "Below Deck
Down Under"...

Oh, my God.

I need to give her
the love letter.

Adair, your accent makes
my heart skip a beat.

I always have butterflies
in my stomach when I see her.

Oh, God.
What is this?

Another group of ladies.

What time do you think
they would want to eat?



This is the most
unorganized beach picnic.

Wihan doesn’t show
any initiative.

He’s all about himself.

Get motivated. Otherwise, it’s
going to fall back on you.