03x11 - The Shots You Don't Take

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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

There’s
some negativity going on.

It’s got to stop.

I need you to sharpen
your team up.

Which I am.

I’m seeing there's
no accountability.

Wihan’s walking a thin
line right now.

I’ve had it now.

Stop talking behind my back

and stop talking
to the interior.

I’m asking you now
very----ing nicely.

Stop what you are doing.
Now.

- Please.
- Now.

If I’m going to
start elaborating,

you’re going to be----ed.

If that’s the deck team
on this boat, I’m out.

I will----ing walk off
this boat tomorrow.

In Greece, we have
the Greek gods,

Aphrodite, Eros.

They’re definitely
knocking on my door.

Agh!

I like him.

He’s caught my heart
in a weird way.

It’s nice to feel.

If I were to come
and just cuddle...

Before the date, he grabbed
my a*s and kissed my neck.

Johnny, what’s going on?

If I hear a little
bit more talking,

this boat is going to sink.
I promise you.

Please. Please. Don’t...

- ing talk to me!

Go, go, go, go.

- ing talk to me!

- Oh, my God.
- Stop!

The noise.

Johnny. Johnny.

Johnny.

Really?

And Johnny walked in on that.

- Yeah.
- And he went mental.

Yeah.

I don’t know what's going on.

I’m alarmed at this
type of behavior.

You can’t have it on the boat.

This is not the Johnny I know.

- Do not go out there.
- He’s raging.

- Do not get hold of it.
- Don’t. Leave it.

Johnny, for everyone’s
safety and yours,

I’m going to put you in
a hotel tonight,

and then we’ll have a good chat
about it in the morning, okay?

Tonight’s not the night to try
and get to the bottom of it.

It’s late at night.
There’s emotions there.

We’ll fully address this
in the morning

when cooler heads prevail.

He needs you.
He needs you.

- I can go back in the cabin.
- No, you can’t.

[phone rings]

Hello?
Where are you?

I’m in my room.

No.

Yeah, he’s crazy.
He’s----ing crazy.

[bleep].

What’s wrong?

Alesia went into the cabin
thinking it was Johnny,

saying, I don’t know
what’s going on.

Johnny walked into the
cabin with Alesia

getting into the bed with Wihan,

and it----ing kicked off,
and then they’re screaming.

He told Jason,
he’s ready to leave.

Honestly, I just think we
should all go to bed right now.

I’m going to stay here.
Right.

Yeah, I’m good. I'm good.

It was like a really
honest mistake.

I feel gutted.

Lara, everything okay?

Yeah.

I’ll talk about everything
in the morning, okay?

All right, thank you.

Lara, Lara, can you meet
me in the bridge?

Copy, coming.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Okay, so, lets
digest last night.

I only heard it from Alesia’s
point that she made a mistake

and got into bed with Wihan,

but she’s obviously
embarrassed and upset.

- Do you want to go get her?
- Yeah, okay.

If you don’t mind.

- Chef Marina.
- Hi, love.

Do you want to help me?

Yeah.

Hey.

Captain wants to
have a chat with you.

He just wants
to know that you’re okay.

Okay.

Cooking up a storm, are you?

I don’t know, we'll see.

Mm-hmm.

Did I wake you up?

No.

- How are you feeling?
- Not great.

You haven’t done anything wrong,

but what actually
do you recall happened?

So I went into the room
thinking it was Johnny

and I was like,
it’s all kicking off

because I thought
Harry was crying.

So I got into bed,

literally as I got up there,
Johnny walked through the door

and then I got down
and I was like,

oh, I thought that was you.

And I was like, well,
I’m just going to go to my room.

And then I heard,
like, banging and stuff.

What was he, punching
in the bedroom, was he?

Yeah.

I did try and tell him.

I was like, that was
completely a mistake.

Like, that was not the way...

But then you have to
understand that

his reaction is
on him, not you.

I went in there and there was
a bit of aggression there.

He’d been punching walls.

There was slamming
of more doors.

I was just going to make a safe
environment at this point, okay?

- Understood.
- I’m always here.

You can always knock
on my office. Okay. All right.

- Thank you for your time.
- Thank you so much.

Always.

Tzarina, do your pancakes.

- Is that okay?
- Of course.

What do you think led to it all?

Last night,
Harry was like distraught

because of what
Wihan said to him.

Wihan?

There’s been kind of
a situation with Wihan

where it’s just not
nice to be around at all.

- Really?
- Yeah.

It’s starting to make...

Well, myself feel like
I’m going a bit crazy

and then maybe other
people as well.

Oh, no.

I’m going to have to talk
to everyone today.

So there’s a Wihan situation.

Yeah.

Last night.
We all came back into the cabin.

He was saying, if you don’t keep
out of everyone’s business,

things are going to get bad.

He was yelling.

He shows a face to you and
he shows a face to other people.

Wihan has caused so much drama.

It starts to build on people.

It got to me.

Like, the way he spoke to me,
it wasn’t nice.

And I didn’t want
to go back in the cabin.

I didn’t want to see him.
I slept upstairs.

At the end of the day, when
people are reacting this upset

over the same sort of thing,

it just shows that
it’s just not one person

putting a blame on someone.

Yeah.

I have to make some decisions.

Thank you so much, Captain.
I really appreciate it.

Let’s eat.

Hi.

I’m trying to think of
what you’re thinking of.

I don’t know what
you’re thinking of.

I’m waking up with a
girl in my bed, Alesia.

I thought she wants to
talk to someone else

then Harry and Johnny.

Mm-hmm.

- No idea.
- I don’t understand.

Look, you have worked so well,

but you know, punching walls
and having that aggression,

I can’t tolerate it.

For the safety of the crew
and us going forward...

I have to let you go.

Right.

I’m glad you understand, man.

All right.

You can.

Thank you.

I’m really sorry.

I feel bad.
I don’t think you should go.

I don’t blame you.

I don’t think that you
really knew what happened.

I didn’t know what happened.

I’m heartbroken.

He’s such a large part
of my journey.

If he can acknowledge
the place that he went to

and work on himself,

then that just makes
him a stronger person.

Text me.

Hey, man.

I’m hungry now.
I’m ready to eat.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- Johnny.
- It’s been a pleasure.

It’s better this way.

Always life brings
you events only

what you actually need inside.

Realization is one of
the biggest things

in life that not
many people have.

- So you’ve got it.
- You’ve got it.

Thank you.

Oof, hot day.

When to get ready?

I think 11:30 is when
we’re supposed to go.

Wihan, Wihan, can you
meet me in the bridge?

Time to get into it.

A big talk.

Oh, what a morning.

I had to let Johnny go.

Punching walls, aggression.

It’s just something
we just can’t tolerate.

But I’ve also had
some very telling conversations

about you today, mate.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Last night, you
were screaming at Harry.

Captain, I was not
screaming at Harry.

I’ve never disrespected anyone.

I’ve given you
the responsibility.

Head of Department
to run your team.

Now, as the charters
have gone on

and the backchatter’s
coming up,

you’re not cohesive
with the interior.

I’ve tried to bring up that
negativity won’t be tolerated.

There’s not one person that
I don’t get along with,

might be Lara.

I’ve given them one
of my deck crew members.

I’m happy to help.

I’m always the one that's
friendly, positive, smiling.

I don’t understand where
this is all coming from.

Wihan, I know what
you’re saying,

but at the end of the day,

I feel you’re not
taking accountability

for all the things that
have been happening.

And with everything
else that’s going on,

I’m going to make a change.

You’re the common denominator,

creating the divide
within the team.

But it’s like an infection.

And I need to cut
the infection out.

So I’m going to let you go.

Okay. All right.

Thanks, Cap.
Appreciate it.

Thanks, mate.

I’m stunned.

I’ve been trying my
absolute, absolute hardest.

Didn’t appreciate it.

So be it.

- Is Adair here?
- Yeah.

- Cheers.
- Why?

- Can I quickly go in?
- Go for it.

Yeah?

- Do you think?
- Yeah.

[bleep].

Really?

Having to say goodbye
to a girl...

Sorry.

I think Wihan is trying
to convince himself

as well as me that
he’s not a problem.

He’s got himself
in a love triangle situation

with Tzarina and Marina.

He’s ended up in this
situation with Alesia,

whatever the hell that is.

He’s pissed off Johnny,
his best friend.

He’s bickering,
always fighting with Harry.

He’s always fighting with Lara.

I might miss Wihan
later down the road,

but right now, I think
it’s best he goes.

Well...

All crew, let’s meet
in the main salon.

Last night’s issue
with Johnny,

no level of aggression
like that is tolerated.

I did speak over
several times how

I want an environment
with no negativity.

It’s evident that the deck team
has been part of that.

The management of the
deck team has to change,

so I’m changing it.

We’re down two.

I wouldn’t make these
moves unless I actually know

it’s within our capabilities
to continue on.

So let’s come together.

We’ll get strong again.
Okay?

- Yep.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

Jason making the
decision to fire Wihan

is an interesting decision.

I mean, we’re all going
to miss Johnny a lot.

Thank you, Captain.

If there’s one thing
that I trust,

it’s Jason's decision making.

No, no, not at all.

Yeah, me too.

I think it’s just
so much anxiety and nerves.

This’ll be a lot.

Love it.

Hey, Shelly,
it’s Captain Jason of Catina.

Let’s go to the beach.

[cheering]

I couldn’t think of a
more important time

to bond together with a crew.

Oh, tanning hours.

Showing them a bit
of the Seychelles,

getting in a better headspace.

I’m here to support you.
We can do it together.

And regardless of changes,
this is us.

We’re going to have
a great day.

See some turtles, go swimming.

We want to get a
matching tattoo this season.

I’m going to get
Jason across the chest.

- Tattoo.
- What, just...

- What font?
- Roman.

- Bold.
- Bold Roman.

Welcome to Cap Lazare again.

Giant tortoise park.

Beautiful.

Oh my God, look at them.

They’re so cute,
waddling around.

Hey, you.

It’s just snuggling.

Oh...

They’re so cute.

[grunts]

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, they’re very friendly.

They do poop though.

How old are these?

This is basically one year.

Oh, they’re so cute.

Nice to meet you.

They’re so cute.

He’s peeing.

He’s way too little
to pee like that.

Okay guys, one, two,
three, look up.

Guys, I’m going to go.

I’m glad that I got
this moment with you.

That this was awesome.

Tomorrow morning,
bright and early.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, captain.

Oh my God.

This is so pretty.

Yeah, like I have friends
like from my first boat still.

That was 2008.

I think they’re going to
be my friends forever.

[hums theme from "Jaws"]

I’ve got this one as well.

I can’t get rid of this one.

How did you two meet?

She joined the boat
I was working on it.

She was a chef.

How are you guys...

- Staying on the beach?
- You just have to grip.

- Yeah.
- Dig your knees in.

Oh, yeah, I’m going to feel
like a beach whale situation.

Sexy, sexy.
Sexy.

And here we are.
Tit’s out.

Oh, I got it.
Here we go.

There it is.

Oh, right.
They’re tiny anyway.

There it is.

Nate, how are you?

- Doing good.
- Your CV looks very strong.

Look, you’re going to have
to hit the ground running.

- Always willing to help out.
- Looking forward to it.

Thank you very much.

Let’s pack up the party.

- We’re back, Kiki.
- Woo!

- Bedtime.
- Oh my God.

Oh, I’m so tired.

[bleep].

[yawns]

All right, where’s the
little one I need, huh?

We’ve got cabins to do.

Maybe even a vacuum
in the main salon again

and tidy up the cushions.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Where do you want to start?

Maybe just wet all the glass.

You can do the glass and
I can get the teak.

Oh, I don’t need you
to do the bottom part.

You won’t show.

Like, just half to the
top of the bed is...

- Yeah.
- Now we’re cracking.

Attention, Tzarina,

Lara and Harry, can you
meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

- Harry!
- Copy.

Wow, I did not expect
to be sitting in on

a preference sheet meeting.
Quite shocked, actually.

I’m really excited.

Harry, welcome
to the round table.

- Thank you.
- We are bringing in a bosun.

Sounds good.

Okay, here we are. Nakita
is the founder and CEO of

a PR company based in Dubai.

She’s bringing her
colleagues to celebrate

their fourth anniversary
of their company’s founding.

The group is hoping to
get off the boat

for a rum tasting
and distillery tour.

After their tasting, they would
like to have a picnic lunch.

They would like a mob wife...

That’s so cool.

It’s my favorite theme.

A mob wife themed party filled
with faux fur and feathers.

Yeah, no.

Not like that.

Maybe I went Russian because

it’s also Russian mafia,
you know.

But I think, well, yeah,
I would say Italian.

Mob is normally Italian.

Yeah.

Okay, these are
the two new crew here.

You can have a look at them now.

Oh!

They’ll be here this morning.

- So they’ll be with us.
- Amazing.

- Thank you very much.
- You, too.

He’s got a chin
like Superman.

Right. I’ve got work to do.

Okay.
We’ve got two new boys.

- Boys.
- He’s pretty.

What the actual [bleep]?

Marina, maybe there’s
someone for you.

Yeah.

- Maybe there’s two.
- Oh!

- When do they get here?
- This morning.

Yay.

Nicolas.

Fresh British,
Italian and Chinese.

- Okay, let’s do it.
- Welcome to the crazy boat.

So you’re excited
for some new crew members?

Absolutely. Yeah.

[whistling]

Nice.

Fish tank’s clean.

Clean fish tank.

You can see the actual fish now.

Thank you.

Good morning, captain.

- Nate.
- Nate.

- Pleased to meet you, mate.
- Nice to meet you, mate.

- Take that off, mate. Relax.
- Thank you very much.

Looks like you just came
down from the Himalayas, mate.

I’ve been travelling
a little bit.

Took a break
from my job in Sydney.

I’ve just been travelling,
backpacking a little bit.

Oh, that’s good. I'm glad we
got you over here pretty quick.

I just want a happy environment,
but we’ve got to work hard.

Yep.

I lead by example. I expect
you to lead by example.

Fantastic.
That’s what I always do.

You’ve got two very willing
deck hands out there.

We’ve got a new deck
hand coming in.

I can handle that.
Sounds good.

We’re going to
charter today.

Seven ladies from Dubai on,
so get some uniform on

and be part of the team.

- Thank you very much.
- Perfect. Thanks, mate.

Gotcha.

Holy sh--, I’ve just got
off the plane,

straight into charter.

Absolute chaos,
but it’s the way I like it.

As a child,
I had two older sisters.

I grew up getting
dressed like a princess.

I grew up getting
makeup put on me.

I grew up getting water polo
ba*ls pegged at my head.

I was raised by strong women,
surrounded by strong women,

and I’m so grateful because
it taught me how to listen,

how to be positive,
fair, and easygoing.

So here we go.
Let’s dance, baby.

- Harry.
- Nate.

- Nate, nice to meet you.
- Who are you?

I don’t know you, hi, Adair.

I’m just a new
person walking on.

Nice to meet you.

- You’re the bosun?
- Yes.

- Sweet. This is Lara.
- Sorry.

How are you?
Welcome aboard.

Do you want me to carry
something for you?

Mate, if you can grab that
bag, that’d be lovely.

You had a coffee this morning.

I have, but it’s not
doing its job.

Hi, nice to meet you.
I’m Nate.

Nice to meet you, Nate.
Alesia.

- Alesia, nice to meet you.
- Nice to have you on board.

- This is our room.
- Oh, yes.

I love Aussie people.
They’re such fun.

Did we get cauliflower?

Yes.

Eggplants.

I’ve lost my track
of time completely.

I am so excited to
meet the new people.

It’s going to be a
breath of fresh air.

- Hi, captain.
- Hi, Nic.

- How are you? Jason.
- Fantastic. Great to meet you.

Do you want to show me
where the deck stuff is

and the sort of
thing before we go?

- Yeah, done.
- We’re a team.

You walk past the rubbish bin

in the crew mess,
you clean it up.

You need to help
the interior, you do it.

But also, just always refer
to your bosun

and you’ve got an opportunity
and you’re going to learn.

Absolutely.

It’s hard to find someone at a
drop of a hat in the Seychelles.

- Thank you so much.
- No worries.

Nic’s pretty green,

but Nate’s got seven
years experience

and I think we’ll
be pretty well covered on deck.

This hose is what we use for
the slide when it goes up.

Slide goes up there.

This is your cabin.

Oh, fantastic.

Wet vac is for the hot tub.

Shammys, K2R.

Could be cleaner
than it is.

You work with space,
yeah, right?

Yeah, exactly.

It’s my color.

Drain’s on this side.
It’s marked with blue tape.

Is this the correct uniform?

Yes, they’re your bodies.

There should be some other...

I actually got into
yachting pretty recently.

Catina is by far the biggest
boat I’ve ever worked on.

Super complicated layout,

so almost
like the Starship Enterprise.

I mean, believe it or not,
in high school,

I actually
wasn’t very popular.

I was always a nerd
for all sorts of things,

movies, science.

Being here makes me feel

like I’m part of the
Starship Enterprise crew.

Like, I feel like
I’m discovering

strange new worlds
and new cultures

and planets and boldly going
where no one has gone before.

- Adair.
- Adair. Great to meet you.

- I’m Nic.
- Harry.

Harry, great to meet you.

Nate, Nic.
Okay, cool.

Have you worked on boats?

Yeah, well,
it’s my second season,

so I’m still pretty green.

- How are you?
- Great to meet you.

- Pleasure, Marina.
- Sorry?

- Marina.
- Marina, great to meet you.

Alesia.

He’s texting me a lot,
which is nice.

That’s nice.

All right, so in terms
of prepping,

where are we at?

Shammy, fill the hot tub,

the windows, they need
to be done again.

Yeah, we’ll get some more
shammy, then keep going.

- Sounds good.
- Sweet.

Don’t get sad.

It’s not sad or
emotional at all.

You’re very distracted today,
my love.

I just don’t think your
brain’s woken up yet.

Wake up, brain.
Wake up.

Is it, should we get
a drip of coffee?

Like an IV drip?

[sighs]

Perfect.

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

Have you ever seen
that film? "Brady Bunch?"

- No.
- So funny.

So there’s like these sisters
and they’re all blonde

and then there’s one that's
a bit like quirky

and a bit like off,
like Tzarina.

[sighs]

And there’s one bit
and she goes,

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

Oh, the models are talking.
Oh.

Lara on our last boat together,
she was the main girl.

You know, that person at
school that everyone wants

to be them and they’re
super, super pretty.

I’ve always wanted to be
part of the popular group.

You know, just
like that little kid

in the corner always wanting
to be included in anything.

I was thinking like by
the end of the season,

we’re going to be like sisters.

I don’t know what
I’m doing wrong.

I think I need to finally
go for my morning poop.

Can I help you
with anything?

Oh my God, you’re so
eager on your first day.

I know, is he going to
be our new best friend?

- Like, yes, please.
- I know.

All crew, all crew.

This is a 30-minute warning
for guest arrivals.

Time to get our
stripes on, baby.

- [laughing]
- Where’s your epilates?

Oh.

They’re in your bag, yeah.

Boy, you are drenched.

There were four boys
in the cabin.

Lot of body heat.
I don’t know.

Ha, yes.

Charter six.
Let’s do it.

[whistles]

All right, they’re coming.

Yes, look at these goddesses.

I love a good brunette.

Charter six.
Here we go.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hi, how are you?
- Good, thank you.

- I’m Jason.
- Nice to meet you, Nikita.

Nice to meet you, Nikita.

- Hello, Lara.
- Welcome on board.

Marina.

Around beautiful women,
I try not to think about it.

The more I think about it,
the more awkward it gets.

My hair is crazy.

It’s so humid.

I mean, they remind me
a lot of the girls

who didn’t want to talk
to me in high school.

Ladies, welcome to Catina.

We’ll get your bags on,

and let’s just get
out there quickly.

- Okay, awesome.
- Amazing.

All right, should we go and
have a look at the boat?

Are you ready?
Okay, let’s go.

So this is the main salon area.

Here’s the piano.

They’ve got wheels, brother.

I feel like
it’s quicker this way.

We have two VIPs,
they’re the same opposite.

Wow, look how big
the bed is.

You can go to bow.
You help out.

Cool.

- We’ll handle that here.
- Sure, sounds good.

I’ll take you up to the sundeck.

Oh, my God!

This is so nice.

How are you looking?

Yeah, Captain. I’m on the port
side, ready to call distances.

Here we go.

We actually work at
the same company.

Oh, amazing!

And we’re the executive team.

I love that.

It’s a work trip.

Take the number two
line off now.

Just tell me when it’s...

Yep, two line is off.
You heard him on the radio.

Yeah, all lines good, Captain.

Seven meters off port side,
holding steady at four.

We are moving.

Clear to swing.

Good work, team.
Really good work.

I cannot believe
how smooth it went.

Nate, straight away,
I can see he understands.

Yeah, he’s good bloke.

When you two are ready,
you want to change?

- Yeah, let’s change.
- Yeah.

It’s like white t-shirt contest.

I know who the winner is.

Woo!

Working up a sweat.

I’m miss him more than
I would have expected.

No, I know.

I’m going to go change.

So, tonight’s menu.

I’ve got this huge salt fish,
but prep it in front of them.

It’s going to be
like mess, mess.

Well, why don’t we try
and not make any mess?

But it’s salt.

Deck crew, deck crew,
can we get ready for

anchor prep, please?

Yeah, copy that, cap.

How do you take it out of gear?

- Hold down.
- Yeah.

Two in the water, drop two.

Got two at the water line.

Thank you, guys.

Sweet.

- That’s the anchor.
- Nice, man, thanks for that.

- No worries.
- Who wants to do lates?

I’m definitely not
a morning person.

- Sweet.
- So, you’re early.

Okay.

You’ll be up at
seven-ish with me.

- Oh, that’s perfect.
- That’s how easy it is.

I’m going to definitely leave
here with bruises, by the way,

from, like, walking
into walls and sh--.

I’m so clumsy.

Is Brucie coming out?

It’s Bruce.
Good boy.

Hi, capitano.

- All right.
- Where is your sock?

Why do I only have one sock?

The other one’s
somewhere else.

And you really come
with only one sock?

Yeah, nah, two.
It’ll be somewhere.

It was me looking all
over this laundry,

thinking I lost your sock.

This is all yours.
I’m going to hang these.

Thank you.

All right, deckies.
Toys in, toys in.

That one’s on. Have you
got the bowline, the touch?

When you do come in,
come in slowly,

and when we say x,
cut the power, all right?

It’s like a big marshmallow.

Hi.

Sure.

Waverunner! Hold on!

[shouting]

What’s the goss?
What’s going on?

I think we’re on
the right path there.

We’ve got you a
little bit of help.

Yeah.

We’ve got Marina that
can actually pull out

and start doing
some more service.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

She works hard.
She’s got potential. Definitely.

You can’t take away from
her that she works hard.

She does work hard.

I just don’t want her
thrown down in the cabins

because of that.

I know you’re finding
her strength.

I understand that,

but I also want
to see some growth there.

- Yeah, yeah.
- You know?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

It might not seem fair
to Marina right now,

but we’re still
reeling off the fact

that we’ve lost
two crew members.

We have two new
crew members coming in.

I don’t need the extra
challenge right now.

I’m running it like
I run my other yachts.

I’m playing my best cards.

Marina works damn hard.
I can see that.

I like her tenacity.

She totally deserves
the chance to really shine.

I want crew to actually
feel like they’re growing

or they’re understanding

or they’re getting what they
want to complete their job

at the best of their ability.

At this point, no.

I think we’re clear on that.

- Yeah, 100%.
- Okay.

[sighs]

Good night, Bruce.

Beautiful, beautiful man.

Yes, ma’am.

How’s it going on deck, Harry?

Good.

Seems really good.

Do you think they’ll
get into their Speedos?

Yeah.

[chuckling]

Interior, interior.

Do you want to get changed
into your blacks?

Okay, mob life.

[bleep]

Right, we’ve got 20 minutes.

[chuckles]

When I think about mob wives’
theme, I think about luxury.

I think about strong
women who aren’t afraid

to say what they think.

I think about fur,
I think about money.

They are the backbone
to these mafia bosses.

I feel like I could
have been a mob wife.

Hey, Tony.

[laughing]

No, no, no, no.

[bleep]
God damn it.

[whistles]

- You look amazing.
- Thanks.

- Can I get some?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you going to be in character
the whole evening for mob night?

- What’s character?
- Talking to me?

Pass my cigarette.

Should I go out like with a
wad of cash or something?

I’m a mob wife, okay?

You better not----ing
forget my present

this Valentine’s day, Rico.

For your----ing sake.

What are you doing the pasta in?

This is a bit boo-hoo.

You don’t want to use white?

Yeah, I hate it.
I hate white plates.

I know, Tzarina, but this
isn’t going to look right

on the table
I’ve just done.

[sighs]

I don’t come up and tell you
what bedding to put on the bed.

I leave it to you because you
are a fantastic stewardess.

Do you think I’m a sh-- chef?

This is the set I’ve got
on the table at the moment.

I mean, the mob wife.

That’s nothing to do
with mob, is it?

This is more like
fitting for the theme.

Oh, no.

Ah, drama. Okay.

I don’t know if it's drama.

It might just not be drama.

All right, let’s do it then.

I’m going to pretend
it’s not drama.

Night stuff up here.

Mm-hmm.

So cushions in, jacuzzi drain.

K2R the spots
around the table.

- The hose is in here.
- Cool.

Oh, really?

- Over timing?
- No, over plates.

Are they labeled at all?

- No, nothing labeled .
- Right.

I’m mob wife. Ready.

No way!

- Okay, we need your cash.
- You guys are insane.

So we can just head down.

I’m so excited.

Carry on with your washing up.
Don’t get distracted.

Come on, little one.

[gasps]
Guys, look at this.

- Marina, Marina, Lara.
- Go ahead.

That’s all cabins free.

Don’t play me, boy.

Louisa, move your a*s.

All right, they’re
just about to seat.

Set up is beautiful.

That’s really nice.

Do you mind cleaning in the
middle of that buratta, please?

Yes, of course.

Saffron, arancini,
and the salad.

So pretty.

Thank you.

- Yes, please.
- Saffron, arancini ball.

Yummy.

Okay. There’ll be
two pastas next.

So good.

Would you like some
tomato mozzarella pasta?

Yes.

This is truffle parmesan.

Smells really good.

Mmm.

This one looks
actually half-decent

on a black plate.

Okay.
Let’s do the bed.

[bleep]’s sake, come on.

Lobster and steak.

Now you’re talking.

There we go.
That’s nice.

- Can I have you, bosun?
- How do you want me?

Can you carry this upstairs?

I’m going to be taking
it apart at the table.

His name is Bruce.

Classic mob boss fish.

Every time something new comes,
I’m like...

I know.

Wait, wait, wait.

The only issue with this is
the plates are full.

I’m going to have to clear
all their plates and reset.

Yeah, this isn’t instant.

This is going
to take me a while.

As long as... Yeah.

Mmm, yummy.

Looks so good.

Cheers.

More happiness,
more life, more money.

Cheers.

This is local
red snapper.

Would you care
for some red snapper?

Oh, yes, please. Amazing.
So good.

Snapper’s next level.

I think we should dress like
this once a week to be honest.

Mob wife at the office.

When the client comes in, we’re
like, you pay your retainer?

So we’re thinking of
playing games later,

beer pong and stuff.
Is that something we can do?

- Yeah, we can set that up.
- Okay, awesome.

Yeah.

Deck crew, Lara, could you
just set up the table upstairs

- for beer pong?
- Yep, we’ll be shortly.

Beer pong, eh?

Are we part of
tonight’s entertainment?

Why, I mean, we can play.

Yeah, for sure.

Don’t drink, behave yourself,
and enjoy the rest.

Yeah.

Time to go to bed, yeah.

I want to get out
of these clothes.

Yes.

Are you just doing
a silly game?

Whoa.

It’s close.

Got it.

Oops, sorry.

- Nice.
- Oh, hang on.

So how is it
working with these guys?

They’re fine so far.

[bleep]

We’ll see how
they work under pressure.

Hoi!

Thank God.

So are you from Australia?

You’re British.

I’m actually French,

but my mom has this accent
so I stole it from her.

Oh, what is your mom?

She’s English.
Half-English, half-Chinese.

Oh, cool.

Okay, who’s up next?

God, I am so awkward.

If I get it in,
Nic has to take a shot.

Diamonds are made under
pressure, fair enough.

Okay.

What’s the shot of?

I need peppers
and an orange.

[bleep] it, here it goes.

[cheering]

Okay, Nic, you have
to take a shot.

- Can I have a shot of tequila?
- Shot of tequila.

Me, I drink.

- Nic.
- Okay, fair enough.

That’s a huge shot.

Bottoms up.

What the [bleep]?

Nick didn’t even try.

- Oh.
- Okay.

Okay.

Oh, God, I can’t
believe I just did that.

- Good night.
- Thank you so much.

- You’re welcome.
- Of course.

Oh...

Captain Jason
runs a dry boat.

This could get me fired.

Did you just make it the tequila

and then just give it to her?

She asked me for a tequila shot,
so I assumed it was for her.

Okay.

I’ll tell Captain
about it tomorrow, and then...

Okay.

That was so stupid.

It is what it is.

Yeah, I learned my lesson.

Oh, my God, okay.

Later this season on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

The infection is gone.

We have some fresh faces.

Time to fix it.
Time to move on.

We’ve got charters to improve.

Yeah!

Let’s go!

[shouting]

[laughing]

[shouting]

Hell yeah!
This is awesome.

You look beautiful.

- ing hell.

I’m just wondering
if your lipstick

will go with my complexion.

Johnny’s gone.

It’s like the angel
on my shoulder,

but I definitely resonate
more with the devil.

Freakin’ more dates than
"Love Island" on this boat.

I don’t want to put
a label on anything.

I don’t want to go too quickly.

We’re not meant
to drink on board.

What Captain says goes.

Oh, sh--.

You’ve left me with no choice.

Come up with me, my darling.

What the [bleep] is she doing,
nosing into my department?

There’s a present
in there for you.

She knows exactly
what she’s doing.

You have tried to have
a lot of control.

Your department
hates it here.

I need her to stay away from me.

Are you willing
to air it out?

Personally, no.
Sorry.

I’m miserable to my core

to the point where
I want to leave.

I still want lead deckhand.

Your hot tub is overflowing.

Just remembered.

Oh, Harry.

Oh! Oh!

This tender’s
not going anywhere.

If this thing can’t move
like this, it’s stuck here.

You’ve got to earn
your stripes, brother.

[gasps]

- [laughing]
- Just leave it there.

Well, who’s going to know?