03x15 - Smoochies

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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Your smile gives me energy.

He’s like a little
Labrador, isn’t he?

Just, like,
he loves to have fun.

Where’s my peeler?

’Cause I can say that I
find you appealing.

I’ve decided to make
Harry lead deckhand.

- Go, Harry!
- Yeah, no, exciting, right?

- [laughing]
- That’s it?

Finally, I can prove
that I can do this job.

Harry, wait! Harry!

Holding. Harry...

How’s that anchor going?

- Oh, my God.
- Harry, do you copy?

Harry needs to use his voice.

I need good communication.

Tell me what’s going on.

Did you manage
to do the crew mess?

I haven’t had time.

What, like,


If it’s 15 minutes then someone
in your department can do it.

Right now you’re been
a dickhead.

I’m being the dickhead?

You’re the one who came
in too late for work.

Are you joking me?

You have absolutely no right
to say that, Tzarina.

I don’t even think
she was that late.

I just kind of wanted
to wind her up a bit.

I think it’s time
that we air it out.

Nothing I say is going to
get through, so I’m just...

I’m kind of done.

She ----ing hates me.

No, she doesn’t at all.

I thought this was going
to be, like, our season,

but she hates me.

Tzarina’s crying.

I look like sh--, don’t I?

No, you don’t.
You don’t.

You should stop.

Hey, you’re all right, yeah?
You’re good.

I’m here. You're good.
Hey. You’re okay.

I don’t want to drag
you into this sh--.

No, but I’m here. I'm here.

It’s also, like, I had
to speak to Jason today,

and I just really...

I didn’t want it to get to that.

I’m really fighting with
myself over this feeling.

I want to make things right,

but then I also don’t want
her to walk all over me,

because I don’t think
I’m in the wrong.

You’re good.

You’re going to work it out.

[meows]

All right, let’s go, shall we?

- You all right?
- I look like sh--.

Can I have a big hug?

Yes, she can.

Love you, darling.

I can take your pizza.

- So, we’re going to Boardwalk?
- I love the Boardwalk.

[laughing]

Yes!

You guys are matching.
The same color of orange.

- Who, us? No, never.
- No, never.

That is a really smooth
pick-up line, by the way.

Aww...

We have a connection,
like, that’s undeniable,

but I also don’t want to
get my emotions tangled up

because I’ve just done that.

However, he’s good-looking,
charming.

Yeah, I don’t know.

Look at Alesia and Nate.

- What?
- Woo!

No.

Woo!

That little bubbly smile
looking up at me... melts me.

Yeah, I just can’t say no,
it’s right there.

And I just, yeah...

[shrieking]

Front van, front van, front van.

Yeah.

Let’s go, let's go!

They need people in the back.

Adair, get in, get in.

I want to know what everyone
thinks about Nate and Alesia.

I think they’re a ----ing vibe.

- We danced.
- It’s a bit of a movie moment.

It was a movie moment.
I live for movie moments.

I’m going to eat pizza
in bed and cry.

Are we going to the hot tub?

Ten out of ten.

That was fun.

[chuckling]

Oh, my feet are sore.

I was a little afraid of
the whole Nic thing.

But I feel comfortable
and happy.

Yeah.

What was the kiss
with Nate like?

It was nice kiss to kiss him,
but I actually feel really bad

about the whole Johnny thing.

I don’t know if you guys saw us
ripping up the dance floor.

I thought Johnny was a good,
like, fling for you,

- but I don’t...
- I see them more.

I mean, it’s like,
actually a vibe.

We kissed and then dancing
and then he came up.

- It stinks in here.
- Yeah, I farted, sorry.

Good night.

I’m going to bed.

Hi.

- Are you happy?
- I’m happy.

You make me happy.

I would love to keep traveling
with you after the season.

- Yeah?
- Go to Cape Town.

Yeah.

You’re going to be such
an amazing travel partner.

I’m so excited.

In New York, I was staying
in a hostel.

- And with these...
- A hostel in New York?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

What?

It’s cheap.

I stayed in a hostel once.

It was a communal bathroom.

Never again.

That’s like the
biggest red flag ever.

I mean, I am king
of the hot tub.

There’s copper
in the water tank.

When it oxidizes with
the oxygen in the water

and in the air, turns green.

It’s hard for me to open up

because I don’t want
to be seen as weak.

I see my mom give her whole
heart to my dad.

And my dad just throw this away.

But Nic is bringing
something on me

that I haven’t seen
in a long time.

And I just don’t want to ruin it
with all my over-thinking.

So I just want
to enjoy the present.

And the present is really nice.

Thanks.

Oh, God!

We have to rinse the decks
and then shammy the stainless.

Do you want me to rinse
that behind you now?

No, no, I haven’t.
I’m missing it.

No, no. Rinse.

You don’t blade soap.

[laughing]

Attention, Nate,
Tzarina and Lara.

Let’s gather in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting,
please.

Copy that, Captain.
I’ll come down.

Clean.

- Hey, Captain.
- How are we all?

- Captain.
- Thank you.

Lovely.

Charter 8, a one-day charter.

Primary, Matt Rosenberg,
an attorney from Pennsylvania,

and he will be joining his wife
Mia and three other couples.

The whole group
want to participate

in a scuba snorkel excursion.

Maybe myself and Harry
will go for a dive?

Yeah, I’ll send Marina.

They would like a
fancy tropical night.

Yay!

Right, so here’s a
good opportunity

for the three of us to talk.

As heads of department
and experienced people,

you’ve got to stop all
the undercurrent, you know?

You should be working together.

Let’s be professional.

I feel like he’s looking at me

and thinking this
is all my fault

because Tzarina’s got her
best fake happy smile on.

Like, it’s fake, and it's
just because Jason’s there.

Let’s go.
We can do it.

On my last boat, I definitely
had a good relationship

with my captain on board.

We were close, and
I really ran the show.

It’s what I'm used to,

so I don’t want to
disappoint the captain.

That would be my,
oh, can you imagine?

No way.

Thank you very much, everyone.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Better start filling
up that spa.

- Yeah.
- Oh, come on.

What a ----ing rat’s nest.

Tzarina, do you have time
for a chat at some point?

Of course I do.

I’m not excited going
into this charter

with the chef and chief stew
having at each other.

Um, yeah, I just wanted
to have a chat

because obviously, like, I feel
like there’s still tension,

and, like, I don’t want
there to be tension between us.

Of course.

The other day really upset me
when you said about me

waking up late for work,

because you didn’t know
what time

I was meant to be up for work.

And I know that it’s,
like, an outright lie,

and that upsets me because
we’re meant to be friends.

I just want to know
what’s going on

and how we can move forward.

So you have tried
to have a lot of control

over my department and
put a lot of poison into it.

I think a line was broken for
both of us the other morning,

but I also don’t want
to take all the blame

for that morning because...

But you haven’t even
said sorry, Tzarina.

Did you?

For telling you
the plates were hot?

I think there were
quite a few little things...

Do you know where it started?
It started about the crew mess.

It’s just a vacuum and a wipe,

and just to check there’s no
off-food, which is standard.

To you.

No, but it’s 15 minutes.

She’s not a ----ing stewardess.

She’s a sous chef here.

That’s literally
what she got hired for.

Okay. But this is
a difference, Tzarina.

I’m asking you stuff about work.

You’re actively
going at me personally.

I’m telling you that I felt
like I was pushed in a way

that I had to react like that.

You’ve had huge control issues,

and it’s like your way
or the highway.

I just think now you’re
just trying to make jabs at me.

Because you can’t
accept that you lied about me.

But what about my sorry?

Tell me what I need to be sorry
for, and I’ll be sorry for it.

Because everything I’ve
said is to do with work.

You have lied about me,

and you have actively
said something to me

that you knew is bullsh--,

and you’ve said it to me
in front of a crew member,

and you admitted
you did that to upset me.

That, to me, is malicious.

- Okay.
- You’ve managed to do it again.

You’ve managed to make
me feel like crap.

So I don’t think we should speak
other than to do with work.

- And that’s it.
- Okay.

I just... I don’t think
we should speak

other than to do with work.

- All good?
- Yeah.

Hello.
That’s not a good face.

It looks a little clear in here.

Thank you.

You’re welcome.

All right.
Some of you guys like to hide.

I’m going to make
you a little helmet cave.

Here you go.

That’s your little spot.
That’s your spot.

Can I got another rinse, please?

Sure can.

- You did everything up here?
- Yep.

We are done for the day.

Oh, gouda.

Stinky b*tch.

What are you doing?

Making a quick
cheeseboard for the date.

- Are you going on a date?
- Yeah.

Ooh.

Hey.

[giggles]

- Yeah, Marina’s been great.
- She really has been.

She’s good at her job.

Yeah.

She’s really stepped up.



I have to admit, Marina
did a great job on service.

Maybe Jason does know
a little bit about yachting.

She will do really well.

Mm-hmm.

What have you learned?

So much.

I’ve learnt that
yachting is mental.

[laughing]

- Hello.
- Hello, gorgeous.

How was your day?

Good. How was yours?

It was busy.

This is amazing.
Thank you so much.

Well, there have to be some
perks in kissing the sous chef.

Mm-hmm.

They look like they’re cuddling.

I really appreciate you bringing
your energy onto the boat.

Mm-hmm.

It’s really refreshing.

This is nice.

Kissing after eating cheese.

Ugh.

Well...

It’s my beet chart.

It’s somewhere I lived half the
year when I was growing up.

There’s, like, all four of us
girls in, like, this big garden.

There’s four of you.

I am so stoked to
have a daughter.

She’ll have me wrapped
around her little finger.

I’m sure of it.

I probably would have liked
to have been married by now,

but sometimes...

I tend to get pretty intense
pretty quickly.

Years ago, I met a Texan
girl on a plane,

fell in love with
her in a month,

brought her back to Australia,
lived through the chaos.

So, you know,
just trying to play it cool.

[laughing]

Come on, Casanova,
let’s go.

Casanova?

- Mmm.
- They’re coming back.

Oh, they’re packing up.

Mm-hmm.

What have you two
been up to up there?

Deck meeting.

We’ve just been watching TV.

- Where?
- Here.

Ah, I knew you’d be there.
[laughing]

It’s all right.
I got footage of you having

a little smoochie
on the camera.

Smoochie’s all round.

Did you just call
them smoochies?

[laughing]

I’m like, wait, what?

I’m gonna go to bed.

- Night.
- Have a good night.

Well? Was it nice?

What?

The word smoochies
should never be said.

Smoochies is like
baby talk, isn’t it?

Like, it’s like the...

Like, just not doing it for me.
No fanny flutters here.

Like, your vag*na just folds in

with the thought of,
like, just being cringed out.

A good little smoochie-poo.

Good on you.
Good night, crew.

I’ve had a big day.
I’m ready to go to bed.

See you tomorrow.

Night, everyone.

[chattering]

I’m nervous about this charter.

I can’t find a
lint roller anywhere.

Have you guys not had a chat?

She’s refusing to speak
to me still, my love.

Yeah, let’s have
a little meeting.

Ooh, yes.

I’m going to keep it
the same as last time,

so you’ll be on service with me
and you’ll be in housekeeping.

There’s one more thing
I need to do...

which is Marina.

You are...
You are now my second stew.

You’ve improved massively.

You’ve taken on board
everything that I’ve said.

Congratulations.

Good job, Marina.

It’s too early for
you to make me cry.

Thank you very much.

No, my pleasure.

My heart is so full right now.

Victory tastes amazing.

I would like to thank
the Academy, also my grandma,

who pushed me
to keep going forward

because she wanted
to buy a house.

Lara, better late than never.
Thank you.

Good job.

Thank you very much.

Attention all crew, let’s
gather in the main salon

and get ready for charter eight.

I stink.

Yeah, it’s only like a
one-second hug with the guests.

- You got two?
- Ooh, two stripes.

Yes, Marina got promoted today.

Woo!

- Let’s go.
- Here they come.

Here they come.

Behind you.

What do you think, buddy?

Gorgeous.

What about the boat?

- Oh, it’s beautiful.
- Yeah.

Look at all these happy folks.

Nice style so far.

Yes, they are.

Exciting.

Hi. G’day.

- Jason.
- I’m Mia, nice to meet you.

- Hi, Mia. I’m Lara.
- Hi, I’m Matt. Good to meet you.

- Hi, I’m John.
- Hi, Lara.

- Cheers, honey.
- Cheers.

Well, welcome to Katina.

I’ll let Lara show you around
and we’ll get out of here.

All right, yeh, let’s go.

It’s like we're on
a spaceship in the water.

It’s awesome.

We have two of rooms
at the front here.

That’s a huge bed.

- What is it called?
- A Texas king.

Isn’t it a Texas king?

I guess because you don’t
mess with Texans, huh?

I mean, three of us will
fit in this, right?

Guys and girls.

Shall I take the caviar?

Yes, please.

I’d like to call
the boat out of the dock.

- Okay.
- Distance to the buoy.

And then distance
to the boat from the buoy.

- Yeah.
- I’ve heard it that many times.

I should be able to
bloody do it.

So we have some fruits
and charcuterie

up here for you guys.

They’re good.
They’re like everything.

- Like the caviar.
- Mm-hmm.

Single up one of those
breast lines on the stern.

Copy, dropping one breast line.

Okay. We’re going to take off
to number two line.

All bow lines are clear.

Thank you very much.

All lines on board.

First buoy is 10 meters
off the midship.

Second buoy is passing
the tender now.

Clear to swing.
Clear to swing.

Very good stuff, guys.

Nicely done.

All right.
Let’s go get our blues on.

All crew, all crew,
lunch is served.

Honestly.

So how long have you guys
all known each other?

Friendship background?

- That’s my sister.
- So my whole life.

- That’s my brother, right?
- Oh, love that!

And you guys,
I think like maybe 20.



So some long standing
friendships here.

Very long.

- How’s it going?
- My call’s good.

I want feedback.

That was very good, mate.
Really good.

Next step is what?

Bringing it in.

- Bringing it in is different.
- Yeah.

Happy to teach you, mate.

Cool. Thank you.

Here’s our bay.

Deck crew, five minutes
out from anchoring.

What you need to do,
drop it to where he says.

Then you lock it off
and then you tell him

when it comes out
nice and tight.

Copy.

Drop, drop, drop.

Let’s go change.

I think our luggage
is in our room.

Hold it there.

I’m happy with that.

Then we can
start getting set up.

Copy that.

Did these get wiped
down after lunch?

Not by me, because I just
cleared the food away.

The crew mess is
everyone’s responsibility,

but you need to clean
down the tables

after they’ve eaten.

You’re not going to do the
morning thing anymore now,

because apparently
there’s no time.

So would you just be able
to wipe the tables

after everyone’s eaten lunch?

Or no?

Yeah.

Just a quick wipe after
lunch and that’s it.

Okay.

Thank you.

I’m not engaging.

This crew mess situation
is another way

of Tzarina and Lara biting
at each other

to show dominance.

It’s a d*ck swinging contest.

Dicks are flying everywhere.

They’re ready to slap it
in each other’s faces.

So, there’s still no resolve
about the crew mess situation.

What’s the crew mess situation?

Alesia cleans up.

All she does is take the food
from the table into the gallery.

I don’t believe she has
to give it a full scrub.

The only thing I asked in
the morning was to vacuum

and wipe the tables and just
check there’s no gone-off milk.

We’re nearly at the end, you
have two heads of department.

This is stuff that you guys
need to sort out yourself.

I can see straight away
that this

is a power struggle going on.

It’s absurd to be sitting
here arguing over a crew mess,

just fix it.

I mean, I can do it.

It just doesn’t make
sense to me, but...

You know, when you’re quiet,
do you think about anything?

I can’t stop thinking.

I have ADHD.

Ah.

Is it weird that I don’t think
about anything in particular?

I don’t seem to think.

Lara and I had a
bit of a run-in.

She was like, are you going
to clear down the tables?

I wasn’t sure that
it was my job.

She goes, yeah, that’s your job.

She’s a broken record now.

This last charter
was tough on me.

On housekeeping, I feel
like I’m not doing it

as good as it should be.

But my mom would say,
shut the [bleep] up.

You don’t like it, but you
need it to become

a good chief stew one day.

I’m going to get so
good at folding undies.

All crew, all crew,
the dive boat’s here.

Let’s go for a dive.

So excited.

Coming.

Obviously, the sundeck’s clear,

for whenever you’re ready
to get that done.

And then, if you can just
help me and Bri in the cabins.

Mm-hmm.
Perfect.

We’ve got to get
the jet skis dropped.

All right, cool.

Where do you want to go first?

For cabins.
VIP one.

There you go.

- Welcome on board.
- Thank you.

Good little place to start
snorkeling, isn’t it?

Let’s start getting
out the water toys.

Cool.

Yeah, baby.

The physical exercise
will wake me up.

You can leave this
and go swimming.

Oh, cheers.
Thanks for that.

- There we go.
- There we go.

I’m excited for
this hamster wheel.

Come for a dive
in the day Seychelles.

Beautiful 30-degree water.

Very blue.

Woo!

I think I’ve been a bit spoiled.

Seychelles is such
a remote location.

Not many people experience it.

The visibility
is about 30 meters

and the flora and fauna flourish

because a lot of
it is protected.

It’s pretty special.

Ah, this is cool.

Am I going to have to give you
the serious talk, by the way,

about what are your intentions
with my crew cook?

I’m the one who
needs the talking to about

not letting my heart get broken.

Are you in love already?
You’re a serial monogamous.

I am.

Just do a full cabin check.
Sink, towels.

- Okay.
- Where’s the deck?

All right.
Hamster wheel.

My sister had a mouse
one time as a pet,

and its name was Meatloaf.

You’re Meatloaf.
Run, Meatloaf! Run!

Woo!

Oh, my God.
It’s like a Rihanna music video.

Woo!

Oh, my God.

Adair, Adair, Lara?

Are you free yet
to help in cabin?

Yes, Lara.
On my way.

She’s just sitting
on the aftdeck, chatting.

Hey, hey.

- Are you ready to hamster?
- Yeah.

Where should I start?
Where should I go?

Can you just finish off
the bathroom, then?

Ha ha!

[laughing]

There we go. Teamwork.

Oh!

There’s, like,
handprints all over it.

There you go.

Nate, Nate, Lara.

Oh!

Nate?

Nate, can someone do the table?

Oh, yeah.
I got it.

Let’s just have a party.

What about all the guest stuff?
Just go on a hamster wheel.

Does Alesia have the time to do
the crew mess at the moment,

or not, ’cause she's
on the hamster wheel.

She really needed to do this.

Why?
I need to do it.

Everyone needs to do it.

Like, there’s stuff to be done.

Like...

I will do it.
I’ll do the crew mass.

No, I’ll do it.
But it’s just, like...

I don’t get this whole, like,
there’s no time in the day,

but now there seems to be
loads of time in the day.

Just drop the ----ing crew mess.

Stop pretending you’re
a perfectionist,

because, to be honest, you’re
just a perfectional b*tch.

I did see her bring everything
in from the crew mass,

and I told her to leave.

It hasn’t been vacuumed,
it hasn’t mopped.

No, don’t worry.

I’m speaking to Tzarina
about it, not you.

Don’t care.

Ugh!

She’s just so messy.

All right, in what world
does this work better?

That was fantastic.

That shark was good.

This big.

She wants a fight.
I’m not giving her one.

I just feel terrible that
it’s all aimed at me,

but you’re good.
Okay? Don’t worry.

You’ve just been put into the
middle of something sh--ty.

Woo!

[laughing]

- Awkward.
- What are you talking about?

Nate saying "Smoochie."

It’s like I'm in my vag*na
folding back into myself.

Doing the mature thing
and just not telling myself

I’m not into him.

Wow.

It’s like ghosting in person.

I don’t know with Alesia

that it’s actually
about the smoochie.

Nate is a very dedicated man

that wants to have
a wifey and a family,

and she’s realizing
that in her young age,

she has a lot more
frogs to kiss.

I don’t know if silence is...

It’s not healthy.

It’s also, like, avoiding

a really embarrassing
conversation.

Interior, it looks like
people are loading up

- onto the dive boat.
- Copy.

Look at that set up at the back.

It looks amazing.

Should I do, like, a lime mint?

Yeah, something simple.

Welcome back.

Hey there.

- Welcome back.
- Thank you.

Refreshments!

Who’s going first?

I’m going to change now.

Yeah, you can have a shower.

I’m so slippery.

I shouldn’t have
reapplied sunscreen.

They’re more coordinated
than you and Alesia.

Very nice.

One, two, three, yeah!

Woo!

Ah!

This basically sums up
my day today.

It’s okay.
It’s just water.

Nate, Nate, we’ve got a bit of
a storm coming through now.

Will you start
packing the backup?

Copy that. Will do.

You okay?

Yeah, just happy.

Hustle, hustle, hustle.

Dinner’s going to be down
in the main salon again.

- Eight o’clock dinner.
- Thank you.

That was quick.

How was it going?

Yeah, how’s it going?

Very quiet and distant.

I left a super
cute note for him.

And he didn’t say anything.

And I was like,
I felt like sh--.

Wait, he didn’t be like, oh,
that’s a really nice note?

No.

It’s been a whole day.

If the person’s not
reciprocating my feelings,

I just walk away.

So, clock’s ticking.
Just man up.

- [thunder]
- Oh.

Stormy.

We’ll get the main salon set.

- Okay.
- Tropical night.

We’re all putting our
dinner outfits on.

Fold them in half.

And then I just...

Dangle them everywhere.

I love the ambiance.

Oh, this bit can be separated
for the lounge bit.

All crew, Lara,
do you want to get

into your colorful outfit?

Tropical.
I don’t need shoes, right?

- Shall we dance?
- Yeah.

- Yeah. Please.
- Okay.

Down we go.

Oh, there he is.

Sean, you could lay on the table
and no one will see you.

Do you want to see
what’s going on under this?

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh.

- Wow.
- Nice touch.

I haven’t seen a
puka shell necklace

on the runway since ever.

You are looking like something.

It is serving
very early 2000s.

All he needs is a perm
and he’s giving

Justin Timberlake 2003 vibe.

I mean, I [bleep]
with the puka shells.

You don’t think I got
a puka shell necklace?

We’re missing two
of these bowls.

I might have put it.

You legend.

- Girl.
- I was testing you.

A star.

You really are
second stewardess.

I just needed to make sure.

It’s okay.
It’s one of those days.

- Who’s second stewardess?
- Marina.

She’s got two stripes.

There’s been no second
stewardess announced.

I was told that Marina’s
being promoted

to second stewardess.

Well, I wasn’t asked.

Usually I’d be consulted
in a working place.

That’s weird.

I actually think I might
be in a good place.

We’re gonna finish the cabin
before service ends.

I like it.

Do you wanna join in on
tonight’s entertainment as well?

Depends.
What you guys are doing?

Tropical.

And then we’ll get the guests
up, get the guests limboing.

I would love to get involved.

Good.

Yes, I just found out
you promoted Marina.

You would come to the captain.

I told you that in the meeting.

I thought the last
conversation we had was

whether you were going to
put her on service or not.

That morning I did say
I’m gonna make a second stew.

It was a miscommunications.

I wouldn’t deny your
decision, but, you know,

I’d just like to sit and
discuss it with you.

But it’s good.

All right, boys side,
girls side.

Galley, galley, Lara,
the guests are seating now.

Copy.

- Yeah, dude.
- It feels so good.

It’s like quite nippy
in this room, actually.

My nipple is bulging out.

Dude, you can poke
someone with that.

You can poke someone’s eye out.

I could literally hang a
bath towel for my nipple

when they’re hard.

- It’s like a marble on my tit.
- Oh, my God.

Bri, Lara.

Can I have you on service?

Copy that.

Okay, so this one
is vegan potato soup

with a local twist of
saffron potatoes and scallops.

It looks amazing.

Ooh.

We have a vegan potato soup.

Beautiful.

There’s one thing
I like more than eggs.

It’s potatoes, yeah.

What’s the next course?

Oh, that looks lovely.
Is it sea bass?

Red snapper.

Yeah, that was awesome.

Shot, shot, shot.

Uh-oh.

That looks lovely.

- How’s that wine, John?
- Johnny white wine.

It’s very good.

So, this is the coconut
rice red snapper.

Plantain, and with that
local curried carrot puree.

Tzarina special.

So, for main, you have
a local red snapper

with coconut rice.

I love red snappers.

That is fresh fish.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

Good. Done.

The rain stopped
for a little bit.

- Did it?
- Oh.

And dinner was fine?
Enjoying it?

- Dinner was great.
- It was excellent.

Every meal has been great.

You’re going to move
into the limbo?

Oh, my.
I need my skates.

Really?

How low can you go?

We’re going to find out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

[shouting]

Whoa!

Hey!

These guys are given big party
at the nursing home vibes.

Last limbo I did was
PB island Thailand,

but the stick was on fire.

So this is child’s play.

[shouting]

- Low!
- Yes, yes.

How low can you go?

[shouting]

Okay, so let’s clean down
and get your sleep in.

Thanks, you guys.

That’s it.
Call it.

Yeah, I’m gonna head to bed too.

So, how was your day?

I love doing service.
I love the craziness.

Ah, I love everything about it.

But it’s nice that we've
finally seen each other.

- It feels like forever.
- I know.

Okay.

What did you put on it?

Stop it.

It was so cute.

I was so mad with
you tonight.

Why?

Because you didn’t say
anything about the note

and I felt so silly.

Stop looking at me like that.

Good chat.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Uh, [speaks Portuguese].

[chuckles]

Morning.

Oh, the morning it is.

Morning.

Nope.

She’s still going to
be a real b*tch today.

Would you like a
coffee or anything?

Um, yes, a
coffee would be great.

Come on.

Easy, tiger.
Easy.

Okay, we’re going to start
bringing in some food up now.

You want to head to the table?

Okay.

Service.

So, fruit, salmon.

And then you can
take those ones up.

Are you joking?

Oh, wow.

Special chef’s one with
homemade chocolate sauce banana.

Whoa!

This is already too
close to my hand, guys.

You’ve got to move it away.

All right, was that everything?

I believe so.

That’s so good.

So, drop-off day, are you happy?

There’s nothing better.

One more.

And then you’re going on
your travels

with your new girlfriend.

- Girlfriend?
- Or wifey.

Do you have that
exclusivity, a chat?

No.
Well, I think it’s assumed.

Uh, don’t assume anything.

You need to have a chat if
you’re going to be exclusive.

I’ll have the chat soon.

Deck crew, deck crew,
starting up main engines.

Adair, you can start lifting up.

Copy that.

Tender is off
and pulling away.

Yellow at the water line.

Oh, yes.

I feel alive.

Anchor is up.
You are free to maneuver.

Nic, you can start
heading over.

Meet you in the channel.

Copy that, heading now.

H, you’re doing the calls, yeah?

Yeah, copy that.

So, he’s going to be, like,


Yep.

When it’s just past the
midships, start to swing.

He’ll be keen to swing
as soon as possible.

Yeah, yeah.

I think I’m going to have
to take this off.

Then we could put one
in the middle.

Yeah, you’re right.

No traffic coming out
of the marina to port.

And then what about Harry Harry?

He’s like, amazing
and, like, totally...

Wait, I feel like
there’s a but coming here.

I think he’s amazing and
his relationship potential.

I’m excited to travel
with him and stuff.

There’s no but?

I, like, finally got to a
point where I was just,

like, happy on my own.

It hasn’t been more than
a year since I broke up

with my ex-fiance.

So, I don’t know if
emotionally I’m ready

to invest into someone yet.

And I just...

I’m having second thoughts
about me and Harry

outside of the boat...

He didn’t mention
the G-word, right?

Well, he was... We were just...
joking on about it.

Right, right.

That, like, could not happen.

I don’t know if we are
completely compatible.

I’m a little unsure.

I am a big believer in stuff

comes when you’re
not looking for it,

but I’m in no rush for a title.

I’m going out to
starboard station now.

Copy that.

Well, you reckon I can make
a call there about that?

Yeah, 30.

Captain, floating pontoon
is 30 meters

just off forward
of the midships.

There’s the captain.

I just wanted to make sure
that you guys know

- I’m available to help.
- Amazing, amazing.

Swim platform is in line with
the floating dock 20 meters.

Repeat all measurements after.

Yeah, 10 meters, 10 meters.

Floating pontoon, 10 meters off
the port quarter,



This is a pivotal moment
in my career.

What I say has to be bang-on.

If I give incorrect calls,
boat could hit the dock.

We could injure crew.
We could injure guests.

I mean, yeah, we’re ----ed.

Do I mention the first one?

We should be clear on that.

Port quarter clear on
the floating pontoon.

Repeat all measurements after.

Repeat all measurements twice.

Got it.

Come on, Harry, you can do this.

Very little room on
the port side

past the second buoy.

I hope that made sense.
I think that makes sense.

Portside is in line
with second buoy.

Proud of Harry, though.
Really happy for him.

Til we go bang.

Five meters to come
back to the dock.

Five meters to come back to
the dock.

Frickin’ smooth, man.

Effortless.

Go.

Spring line attached
and tensioned.

You could have done that, right?

Yeah.

All lines are locked off.

Good work, everyone.

Well done, H.

Thanks. It’s done.

Very well done, big dog.

You reckon?

Didn’t crash, so that's good.

Attention, all crew.


All dressed and ready.

- Spray me.
- Spray me.

Nice.

Bye, boat.

Yay! Yay!

Oh!

Amazing.
Thank you so much.

Thanks for everything.

Thank you for everything.

We just want to tell
you that truly

- exceeded our expectations.
- Yes.

This is a little something
to show our appreciation.

We appreciate that so much.

Thank you very much.

Hope to be back.
Hope to see you again.

That would be amazing.

- Sounds good.
- Bye.

See you, guys.

- Boobies.
- Boobies!

Sorry.

All crew, please meet in the
main salon for the tip meeting.

Coming.

- One more.
- Happy.

Charter eight.

- Yeah.
- Woo!

Well, congratulations.
We’re nearly there.

One more to go.

I think we all did quite well.

Interior, big compliments
and Marina who I only

just found out
you’re second stewardess

so, congratulations.

Thank you.

Now, tips.

Right, the tips were 19,000.


- Thank you.
- That’s good.

But I can tell you right
now that it was very hard

to find out who gets the helmet.

I’m going to have
to give it to Lara

for not telling me about Marina.

Oh!

So it would be usually
something a captain

would actually have notice of.

Someone’s ranking going up.

Thanks, guys.
Let’s get into it.

- Okay, thank you.
- Woo!

Thank you.

Congratulations to
the helmet, Lara.

You’re going to look incredible.

It’s super embarrassing
because, you know,

I feel beaten down with
the whole Tzarina thing.

I don’t really know where
I stand with my captain.

It feels a lot right now,

and it’s just...

It’s all coming
at the wrong time.

Carry on, Lara.
Breathe. Carry on.

Breathe.

I’m really impressed with you,
Alesia, this charter.

We did do good teamwork.

[sighs]

This is like, actually insane.

He doesn’t like me, Bri.

I just swear to God,
he doesn’t like me.

She didn’t take that
very well, did she?

I just feel like he
just doesn’t like me

and he doesn’t want to give me
any credit, and that’s fine.

Oh, God.

I don’t even know why
it’s upsetting me so much.

Lara...

Lara.

I know.

I don’t like
disappointing people.

I don’t want to disappoint.

Sorry.

He never says to me,
like, you smashed it tonight.

No one’s seeing your work.

We’re all together.

I’ve tried to do so
many things to get it,

like, looking amazing
and, like,

and, like, this whole thing
with Tzarina.

You’re going to look
great in that, like,

don’t talk to me, Tzarina, like,

I am, like, miserable
to my core right now,

to the point where
I want to leave.

Like...

Next on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

You and I, we need to,
like, just, you know, talk.

This is going to be
a long night.

[laughing]

Thanks for leaving me
hanging out.

Alesia is a girl I can
see a future with.

Alesia, you’re leading him on.

Sitting in a foot of water
and I don’t like it.

It doesn’t want to start.

- Captain Jason, yes.
- We’re ready to go.

Right, I get the tender,
let’s go.

Push.

Is it stuck here?

[bleep]