03x07 - You shall not pass

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-Hello everyone! Here Samy and...
-Eamon.

-We obviously want to ask you
to watch the series in original version.

If you have seen seasons


bad, I'm tired, but if
you want to discover other

languages , do not hesitate to watch it in original version.

-That could have been nicer.
-I'm tired, okay?

-At the same time, he is somewhat
right. Watch in original version.

At least to please him.

-Yes, come in.

-Herr President.

-I didn't
remember that

it was so small, my desk.

-Ready for the
debate this afternoon?

-The debate...
-Michel, this is very important.

-Cornelius declared,

it's screwed!

-Cornelius is
no longer a candidate.

-Oh good? How so ?
-I used an old method

to sabotage environmentalists.
-Meaning?

-Let them do it.

-You will never have my support!
-Why?

-Because I am opposed
to the cult of the person!

-But there can only be
one and only president!

Stop, it's ridiculous!

No! Stay!

Listen! This is what all our supporters

hope we will do: act
and take responsibility!

This is a unique
opportunity to

bring about profound changes here!

It's a chance to be able

to work from the inside!

Come on!

-Still, I wonder:
is that really Green?

It is in line with our
values, the presidency?

What do they
want, people?

Let us be radical!

They didn't elect
us to be presidents!

-Okay, Michel...

I took care of Cornelius. It's
your turn to prepare for the debate.

-The
debate, what a story!

And facing
Konrad, it's very hard.

He is very strong,
he knows all the numbers.

And here, people,
they love numbers.

-Don't worry,
about Konrad.

-Sorry.

-My badge does not work.
-Ah well yes, it doesn't work.

-Can you fix that?
-Go to the accreditations department.

-I am the
President of the

European Conservative Party, Konrad Stracke.

-Yes.

It doesn't work. You must
go to the accreditations department.

It doesn't work.

-Gesine!

-Hm?
-Ah, hello!

I've been thinking about
a strategy to counter the

Commission, and I've come up
with an extremely strong new plan.

-What's under the sheet?
-I was waiting for you to ask.

Hi.

What you will discover in
a minute is the formalization of...

-It's okay.

-Damn!
I wanted to open it!

-What is this thing?
-This is my battle plan!

-[Have fun, badger...]
-You destroyed all my work!

-Did you paint all these
little figurines with your own hands?

-Yes. And it took me a while.

-Wow! Like my adorable Knut!
-Yeah!

-And this is the Commission?
-Yes! Exactly !

-It's very similar!

-Oh yes!
And we are here.

The community that besieges
them. And there, it's me.

-An elf?
-Yes.

-No, you're not an
elf. You're a hobbit.

-No! Michel, he's a hobbit!
-No, it's more of a dwarf.

-And Valentine,

it will be Dumbledore.

-Dumbledore?

You have to
grow up, my little one.

-So, here are the details

of my battle plan.

First, we send our archers.

-Enter.

Mrs Commissioner,
we are under attack.

-By whom?

-Parliament.
Information requests.

-Well that's okay...
Have the trainees respond.

-These are all
priority questions.

We are required to
respond within 21 days.

-What's going on?

-A seat, Madam.

-Yes, I finally
managed to get in.

I go to the office
and go to the meeting room.

*-5th floor.

-What is it? Are
you going to open up? Come on !

I'm never going to be
on time! It's not possible!

*-1st floor.

-No, 5th!
*-Meaning: descent.

-But why are you coming
down? I want to go up, dammit!

*-Meaning: rise.
-Gotta speed up, there!

*-3rd floor.
-Why are you stopping there?

Why don't you go up to


I want
to go to the 5th floor!



-I only have 6 minutes left
to prepare for the meeting!

Come on!

So...

Let's see...

-Dzien dobry!

-What
are you doing here?

-We've been here for 2 weeks:
free movement of workers.

-I mean: what are
you doing in my wall?

-An Internet cable in
the walls, we were told.

-The directive on
posted workers. It was your baby.

-Dr. Stracke?
-What?

-The 10 a.m.

meeting, they brought it forward
to 9:45. -I'm going to be late!

-And who are the wizards, then?

-Eamon and his colleagues, of course!

They have lots of magic
tricks, but not for human wars.

-Yes, and they
are just as hateful.

-Did the
Commission tell you anything?

-I know!

-For the Council, I put the Nazguls.

They use
fear as a weapon.

-The CEO of the
Commission cannot

be Sauron, the Nazguls do not serve her.

-Mr. Jensen,

have you contacted Greenpeace?
-Yes.

-And?
-And...

The Dunedains

have answered our call!

-Yeah!
-And I'm an elf?

-You are one of those
giant talking trees.

...

-No,
everything is calm.

Ah yes, this story?
We put the interns on it.

Yes.

Everything
is under control.

I'll call you back.

-You are summoned to the
parliamentary committee for a hearing.

-What? I do not have the time !
-That's the

idea: they summon you every


hearings of parliamentary questions.
-But it's harassment!

I can't refuse?

-Yes, but they would have a pretext
to summon you to a plenary assembly.

Instead of having 45 deputies
facing you, you will have 700.

-But that's not true!

-But please,
Martin! With pleasure!

If you saw his face!

Oh!

Yes?
-I couldn't help noting

that your old boss,
Konrad Stracke, has

to deal with quite a few of... difficulties today.

-Is that true?
-And it would be very unbecoming

of our position, as
servants of the institution,

to abuse our functions for
harass one of our representatives.

-I completely agree. Have
you heard of such behavior?

-Well no.

For now.

-So much
the better, I prefer it.

Let me know
if you see anything.

Oh! Since you are
here, I wanted to ask you...

Deputy Schnirsch is having
problems in tabling an amendment.

-Deputy Schnirsch?
-Absolutely.

-He is not on my committee.
-I know.

But your experience
would be very beneficial to him.

We are at the service
of this institution, right?

-The idea came to me
during a trip to America.

There, when you leave
a tip in a café, you

put 5 dollars on the table, and that makes a nice pile of tickets.

In Europe, these

are just parts, that looks pathetic.

Even though it's
exactly the same amount!

-And it is for this reason

that you wish
to table an

amendment introducing


-Yes.

And it's nicer too
when you have 10-15 dollars,

it's
starting to add up.

You can count, pocket,
a bit like in the movies.

The coins, they fall, you have to

pick them up... In short, it's no longer possible.

-Perfect.

But have you thought
of the illustrations?

-The illustrations?

-Those which would adorn these new bank notes.

-Ah! Uh...
-Yes.

We should come
with proposals.

It's essential.

*-All our partners are
committed to lean manufacturing.

*-What if the
Americans impose

sanctions *for disguised subsidies?

*-Glad you asked
me this question .

*You know that in
France, we have 4,000...

-She's definitely holding on...
-Yeah.

Darkness
hides great

power, but it is not unlimited,

and this simple human
is far from invincible!

It's funny, isn't it?

-No, I... He was going to
fall, I didn't want it to break.

-Yeah...

The power of the ring is...
-TOO BIG TO RESIST.

-No!
-Yes!

-No, no, no, no, no!
-"No, no, no, no, no!"

-She will come back.

-Yes, she will come back,
and we will behead her!

-Oh yes!
-And we'll smash his skull!

-And we will eat his flesh!
-And his brain!

-Mr.
Specklin, are you okay?

-Yes, yes! I'm
dealing with an urgent matter.

-Are you ready?
-Of course.

-Mr. Stracke coming soon?
-Yes, yes.

*-Yes?

-Konrad, we're waiting for you
at the studio! Where are you?

*-On the 6th. I'm looking
for the best path to reach you.

-Take
the elevator and...

*-The elevator? Certainly
not. They can still run!

*That's what they want!
-So where do you want to go?

*-I prefer not to talk about it
on the phone. See you soon.

Open up!

-Mr. Stracke?

-Help me, please.

-Let me
open the door for you.

-That damn noise!

What did I do to deserve this? I have

always followed the rules of politics to the letter!

I'm not the friendliest,
but does that justify all this?

Why?

-I'll be right back.

-Did you
see that? The cow !

It's so funny!

Great! It's so funny
!

-Oh, Eamon!

How is it progressing,
with Deputy Schnirsch?

-It's
progressing very well.

Frank, unlock
the gantry for Mr. Stracke.

-Don't touch anything.

I'm the director.

I have
the authority here.

-It's not a matter

of hierarchy, Frank.

Go ahead.

-It's my
responsibility, Frank.

-Franck,

listen to your conscience.

Do it at least for Europe.
-Don't do anything!

-Do it for Europe, press.
-I decide!

-Mr. Specklin, if you are

elected, have you
planned major projects?

-Large projects, of
course! Already, the flag!

-The flag?
-I thought about it carefully:

we cannot continue to have
the same as the Council of Europe.

People confuse everything afterwards.
-So change the EU flag?

-They are the ones who need to change it.
-They've had it longer.

-Are you sure?

-Yes.

Mr. Stracke, thanks for being with us.
-Thank you, Maia.

I'm delighted to be with you.
My

main objective for this mandate will be

to keep the budget within
a reasonable framework.

We have entered
a difficult economic

period, and it seems
normal to me that

an institution like ours is exemplary in this question.

-Well done!

Another 43 questions
to prepare for tomorrow.

-Huh?

Miguel?
-Hm?

-Can you bring me a little
coffee and something to eat?

-No.
-Huh?

-Parliament voted to
cut our supply budget.

The cafeteria is closed.
-Huh?

-And so, the men of Gondor blocked all

access to the water
reserves at the Commission.

-And what happens now?
-Now...

Yes, Mrs. Saru?

Hm...

Okay.

Very good.

We throw ourselves into the final
as*ault: they ask to negotiate!

Oh! OK !

-Ah, uh...

I don't like
the idea of ​​putting

monuments that don't exist on tickets .

white]So I preferred to include great
European historical figures.

white]Except it's not that simple, the great historical

characters of some are not
always those of others.

yellow]For example, Napoleon:

it is appreciated by the
French, but not the Spanish.

Let's take Bismarck: the

Germans adore him, but we, not at all.

It's because of the w*r.
And so, I said to

myself: we need big
characters but not that big,

because they are small
sums [c .yellow]of 1 or 2 euros,

we must therefore not
make it seem disproportionate...