02x10 - Knotty Knotty

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Charter number five.

Hello.

Her friends joke that
she could be a food critic.

Ugh!

There's no such thing on
boats as "we can't."

Maybe if I leave the boat
and then everybody

can work happy
without me here.

-Are you going to cry?
-Maybe.

[bleep], what am I doing
with my life?

I like you and I've never met
a girl that makes me laugh

as much as you do.

I'm a better catch.

I'm more attractive,
I know I'm more fit.

You have made digs at me.

I think it's
a department thing,

I don't think
it's a me and you thing.

I can read between
the lines here.

On night two, they would like
to have an old Hollywood theme

m*rder mystery game.

They've got a castle.

We're going to go here
for sunset drinks.

Oh, there's more steps here.

[bleep] this!

Do you have any
cold water?

Yeah, sure, let me
get you some.

Daisy asked if you could
bring up four bottles of water.

Yeah, copy that.

He's going to take his time.

J.L. doesn't see the
urgency in getting things done.

He doesn't give a [bleep].

Y'all gonna pass out.

Jean Luc, Jean Luc. Gary.

I don't know where
the cooler bag is, though.

----ing hell.

Can I just get some water?

Yeah, sure, let me
get you some.

-Hey, I got the water.
-Still water.

Y'all gonna pass out.

[sighs]

Is there only three bottles?

Yeah. You want me to
get you a bag?

That's all right.

[sighs]

What the [bleep] is he
waiting for? [bleep]

Cap, I was told that
we were actually

not staying over her overnight.

Yeah, we don't want
to stay here

so we don't have to deal
with people

trying to jump up
the sides of the boat.

Right.

So we'll go anchor.

I might be a little bit melty.

[panting]

Oh my [bleep].

Oh, thank you.

[laughing]

There you go.

May I have some water,
too, please?

Yes, of course.

So I'm going to
print the menus.

You know Glenn is having
dinner with them, right?

-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.

I'll play the part.

Oh my God, Frank,
those look amazing.

[laughing]

Yeah, yeah.

She thinks she's the best,
though,

-that's the problem.
-That's the worst part.

I need to do some lights
and then

I'm going to go down.

Okay. Isn't it past
your bedtime?

-You can go.
-You can go.

Yeah, you go,
you have night shift.

We can choose what
color gloves you want.

Um, you should wear the black
because they really suited you.

Black's sexy.

Are you saying that
I'm sexy?

Yeah.

Um, should we go to the boat?

Let's go to the boat.

Yeah, [bleep] this castle.

Interior, interior, Daisy,
we're leaving now.

Yeah, copy.

And can I get
a hand up here please?

I'll come.

Bye. Thank you,
beautiful medieval town.

Yeah.

Thanks, guys.
Thank you.

See you soon.

Oh my God.

I'm eating dinner with them.

That's the only reason
I'm putting long pants on.

Oh, you're super excited.

Oh, yeah, I'm very excited.

Okay, so these are
the clues, I'm guessing.

Characters.

During dinner.

I love the fact that we are
doing this m*rder mystery game.

I used to be a nerd, myself.

My thing was spending the whole
night playing RPG games

so, yeah, #canrelate.

I just want to give you
both a character.

This is great, I'm ready.

So exciting.

Just be careful down
these stairs, eh?

[clanging]

Oop.

Oh, my goodness.

[laughing]

I feel like a ----ing...

At least we're not being
awkward about it.

Mother of God.

[clatter]

What was that?

It wasn't me.

-Oh, man.
-This bag's breaking, too.

[bleep]

Oh, so I've got
a chair underneath me.

This is so fun!

Okay, girl, tell me
what you need?

Hi, Captain Glenn!

Hello, Captain!

So the pen and paper is
for you to take notes

during the m*rder mystery.

You'll each have a card
with various facts

about your character.

You need to try to learn
as much as you can

about all the other players
while revealing

all of the facts about yourself
from your character card.

After a while,
I will drop dead.

Most of you at this party may
have a motive for k*lling me.

Read the note in my hand.

It will keep the story going
and turn the game

into a scavenger hunt.

When time is up,
my spirit will arise

to ask that everyone points
to whom he or she

believes to be the m*rder*r.

So are we like in
game mode right now?

You're in game mode.

So Glenn's going to be
super-confused.

You're an observer.

Okay. I'm easy.

Okay, also, enjoy.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

What a director.

-Who are you?
-I am the writer.

What was your motive?

I don't have a motive.

Is that it, Syd?

Yeah, that's it.

I dumped everything else
into the pantry.

Yeah.

That's for the chicks
to deal with.

Wow.

For the first course, you have
fish cake with pineapple salsa.

Enjoy.

These flavors are amazing.

-Nothing like it.
-So good.

I'm the co-star.

Oh.

You know, I'm glad that
director finally left.

Did you know she just
kind of lead me on?

Wow, chef!
Nice work.

I ended up in
Mexican jail one time.

-[gasps]
-Was your husband there?

He was.

Cut the bull, Rachel,
you haven't seen

your husband in months.

[gasping]

I've never done a m*rder
mystery before.

So I have no idea what
I'm watching or what I'm seeing.

It's weird.

Um, I do want this
shot, though.

-It's a waterfall, right?
-Can I take it for you?

It's just I'm the...

You're the... ah!

I'm the man behind the camera.

I'm slowly catching on, okay.

We have a lovely lobster
with miso butter.

And carrot with
honey and thyme.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Amazing, huh?

If she pops up a restaurant,
we're going.

Oh my God, someone just died!

-What?!
-Help, help!

-That hussy.
-She has a note in her hand!

[laughing]

Yo!

Mother----ers.

I was doing the
MOS right now.

Yes, and I was literally lying
down in the ----ing crew mess.

What, doing nothing
in the crew mess?

As per usual.

Quite a few clues.

The m*rder*r is
an only child.

[gasps]

The m*rder*r does not
have a dog.

[gasping]

Who has cats?

The m*rder*r does not like
to drink tap water.

I mean, who doesn't, though?

Gary, I think
we're going to leave.

You ready to rock and roll?

I'm ready to rock and roll.

The m*rder*r likes to be
in front of the camera.

Oh!

You like to be
in front of the camera.

You're the lead.

Yeah, but she's been
to Mexican prison,

and the m*rder*r has
never been to jail.

-So...
-Spirit of the director.

I have arisen from the dead...

Guys, it's happening!

Who is the m*rder*r?

It's Rachel. Look at your card.

I did not commit any crimes.

Specifically says it
on my card.

But you've been to jail,
you're clearly the m*rder*r.

-You have a rap sheet.
-Frank... you're the m*rder*r.

[shouting]

We knew it!

You want to start releasing
lines, that's fine with me.

This was so much fun,
thank you.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Looks like they're getting off
the side of the boat.

Sorry about that.

Okay, bow's clear.

I'm good
All eyes on board.

All clear up ahead, Glenn.

Copy. Thanks, mate.

Thank you, everybody.

J.L., can you
pull in that tender?

Copy that.

Okay, Colin, you're in
one shot of water.

Let's go to four please.
Out to four.

That feels like a good bite.
What do you think?

-Yeah, that's good.
-Thanks, mate.

Mm-hmm.

Just means you know
what you want.

Nope.

I know I want you.

Marking your territory.

This is nothing,
it's just fun.

But I like the fun. I guess.

[bleep]

There's people there.

Brought a pillow for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Did you have a good day?

So how often do
you call your mom?

He's trying to reconnect,

but I figured that he's
you know, absent from my life

for 32 years, so

I don't know.

In situations like that,

I put myself in the headspace
of, if I was on my death bed,

would I regret that
I didn't make that effort?

Some light thinking for
you just before bed.

I like spending time
with you, I must say.

I like spending time
with you, too.

That's ----ing good.

[laughing]

Just go with the flow.

Time for bed.

Yeah, time for bed.

Okay, bye.

All right, night..

Coming up...

Okay, let starboard go.

What's happening with
the port chain?

The chains have crossed over.

I don't know how
that's happened.

Oh, you see,
that's rubbing on something.

Colin, let me know
what's happening.

-[bleep].
-This is gonna end badly here.

-Yeah.
-[bleep]

----ing hell.

Good morning.

[alarm blares]

Hey, you.

Okay.

Oh.

Good luck in there, bro.

Colin, mate!

Mother----.

How's your morning?

Yeah, good, not a peep
from the guests.

Oh, thank God.

Yeah.

Did you get a chance
to talk to Sydney at all?

Yeah, I told her how
I'm, I was, like, annoyed

how she keeps saying to me
about the interior

not helping out the deck crew.

She's like, "Everyone thinks
it," and she was mainly, like...

Go ----ing direct it at me.

If she has a ----ing
problem, seriously, Alli,

be like, "Take it up
with my HOD."

That's what I said.
It's just immature.

It's ----ing bullsh--.

I'm ----ing angry.

Honestly, I think
Gary's the instigator.

Like, whether Sydney's
using it or not,

Gary's the one
it was coming from.

Morning.

All right, then.

-Morning.
-Morning.

-Could I do a coffee?
-No problem.

We should get the rope springs.

So you put one halyard
on it and hoik it up.

Okay.

How'd you sleep, sugar?

I slept good.

Interior, guests are up.

So, what, we just
make it off this side

and then that's it, yeah.

Put it on the jammer.

You should change into shorts.

Yeah, I will, mm-hmm.

-Thank you so much.
-No problem.

What'd he say about
the rope swing today?

Morning, Daise.

Come to me and talk to me.
Don't just be annoyed with me.

Oh, come to you and talk to you,

like the way you
came and spoke to me?

When?

Ugh!

Why is Daisy is such
a bitchy mood again?

Well, because...

Sydney, she's saying that all
of you are saying that

the interior are not
helping out the deck crew.

No, if I had
a big problem about it,

I would go to Daisy about it.

But it's not her place
to say anything, either.

Exactly.

-Yeah, I know that.
-My point exactly.

Yeah.

I wanna try some of this.

The guests are
starting to sit down.

Carry the bread up.

So, today she's done a
Mediterranean breakfast for you.

Bell pepper hummous,
babaganoush, olives;

they've got chili and oregano.

Oh, my God, that looks amazing.

Good morning.

Mm-hmm.

-It's homemade.
-Syd?

Yeah.

So, I didn't realize that
you complained to the girls

about their not helping us out.

-No, I didn't.
-I mean, if I'm...

-If I'm...
-No, I didn't.

Let me finish...
if I've got a problem, I'll go.

It's not your place to complain.

Now, you're going
to the third stew,

third stew's going
to the chief stew.

Chief stew's pissed off with me
because you said something.

-And it's, like, [bleep].
-I didn't. Like, I...

Maybe I should just
not joke about anything

on deck anymore, because
then it just goes...

-[bleep]
-No, it's not that, I mean...

It's exactly the problem.

I just think it's a bit much
that I'm being yelled at.

Like, I've stood by him and been
his friend for so much of this,

I thought I was doing
right by him, but I guess not.

-Everybody about to go swimming?
-Yes.

Okay, cool, ready
when you guys are.

Come here quickly.

I don't want...
just because I'm busy.

-Yeah, in here, that's good.
-Because Dani is asleep.

No, because I just
spoke to Sydney.

I'm like, hey, Sydney,
listen, yeah, I don't think

it's your place
to go and complain.

She's like,
"I didn't say anything."

Sydney very strongly implied
to Alli

that there were
several people, mainly you,

that were frustrated
with the interior crew

for the lack of help.
That's why I was so--

It's, like, this is
----ing pathetic.

I feel like I'm in
kindergarten here.

If I've got a problem,
I'll come to you.

Now I know. Okay.

Yes.

- ----ing...
- Yeah, I know, you...

I said "morning," and you walked
past me like I'm ----ing...

Well, Gary, that's me,
that's what I do.

-Oh, is it? Okay.
-Yeah.

Nice chat.

Oh, I'm the queen
of dirty looks.

Just make sure
you've got decent momentum,

go out there, and let go.

-Hey!
-Whoa!

Nice one.

If you get to, like,
the point of no return,

don't let go, because you
don't wanna land down there.

No.

-Woo!
-Yeah!

That it, that's it, perfect!

Excellent!

Woo! That's it...

wait for it, wait for it,
there ya go.

-Okay.
-Good job, there.

Yeah, let's fire up and
start picking up, we can...

All right, I'll fire up.

Glenn, that's three shots
in the water.

Anchor's in the pocket,
anchor's in the pocket.

Okay, I'm going.

What's our wind?
Eight knots.

True wind eight.

If we're gonna get sails up,
now's the time to do it.

-Yeah!
-Do it!

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna get some sails up.

Copy.

Okay, I'm gonna come
off the lock.

Brake released.

We could get lucky and
get a nice breeze.

You can come a bit more to port.

-Hold!
-Hold!

Okay, that's good.
That's main engine off.

Hard turn to port.

We're sailing.

Can I get you a drink?

I heard some mimosas
been going around?

-Yeah.
-Okay, thank you.

I'll get that for you.

Making seven knots.

Not too bad.

You want to fall off
a little more?

Yep, a bit more.

Head straight down
the middle there.

This much breeze, that's all
we're gonna get out of it.

-Now, Frank, there you go.
-Thank you, appreciate it.

Dolphins.

You see it?

There again, see?

-Can't see anything.
-Sunfish, maybe?

Oh, it is a dolphin.
There are dolphins on the bow.

-Dolphins on the bow?
-Dolphins!

Come on, come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go!

Look at all of them right here,
do you see them?

-Oh my God!
-Oh, my gosh!

Oh, you guys,
this is not every day.

Oh, what a blessing!

Look at that!
It's so magical!

I'm, like, tearing up,
this is so beautiful.

That's a good luck omen,
to see dolphins.

-Yeah.
-Yes!

Good things are coming, y'all.

Mm.

She's got standards.

She's not someone's
sloppy seconds.

Right.

Come here, b*tch,
let me give you a hug.

Mm!

Ah!

Could you do a big turn to port,
and I'll put that gennie away.

All right, here we go,
going away.

Yeah.

-You can come forward a touch.
-Yep.

And halt.

All righty.

Okay, let starboard go.

Okay, Colin, you
can let port go.

Kick to port with your stern,
kick to port with your stern.

Right?

Eight-zero meters from the dock,


It looks wrapped up, eh?

What's happening with
the port chain?

I think we've got
a pile up, one second.

Okay, standing by.

Tell me what's happening with
that chain on that side.

Oh, mate, they look crossed.

The chains are crossed over.

You reckon it's hooked?

Oh, you see,
that's rubbing on something.

----ing hell.

I can see your
chain on top of mine.

Oh [bleep].

This is gonna end ----ing
badly here.

Colin, let me know
what's happening.

And it's wrapped around.

----ing hell.

Oh, mate, they look crossed.

Oh ----ing [bleep].

Yeah, I know.

And it's wrapped around.
[bleep]

Glenn, we've definitely got
one chain over the other here.

We're just gonna have
to hold here for a second.

Are we still
in the process of docking?

I think so.

JL, do you wanna
jump in the tender?

This is a huge [bleep] up.

When a chain gets wrapped
around an anchor,

it's hard to see
which way it's wrapping.

So, we've gotta get a couple
of lines down there,

hold the chain up so
that we can drop anchor down,

and release the chain.

Sh--, we got it wrapped twice.

If he pulls the chain
and releases one of the links,

it's gonna fall
to the bottom of the seabed.

There's 27 meters' worth
of chain below it.

It can just crush his hand
or rip a finger off.

If you can pull that bit right
over the top of the chain...

just be careful of your fingers.

Whoa!

Oh ----ing hell.

Be careful, dude, be careful.

Yeah, hold there,
hold there, hold there!

Okay, stop, stop, stop there,
stop there.

Just be very careful.

When that thing lets go,

it's going straight down
to the bottom.

If your hands are stuck in it,
you're going with it,

and you've only got about a
minute of air to figure it out.

-Oh, my gosh, Daisy, thank you.
-Thank you.

You're very welcome.

If you can get that over,
that's a big win.

-Oh, wow.
-Woo!

If I go down, it'll come off.

Yeah.

It's starting to slip.

Yeah, keep going.

Oh, there it is, there it is,
there it is, it's free.

There we go!

Freaking amazing job.
Well done.

Woo!

JL, do you wanna tie up
and jump on board?

Yeah.

I'm a little dehydrated.

Okay, I'm coming ahead.

Start getting port down now.

Keep a little tension
on starboard.

We're looking good on
the dock here.

Copy that.

All crew, all crew, can we get
everybody on the dock, please?

-Bye, thank you so much.
-You made our job very easy.

The best food I've ever had.

-Bye, could I give you a hug?
-Oh, absolutely.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you for everything.

-Thank you so much.
-We loved it.

Yeah.

Thanks, Captain,
I appreciate it.

-Thank you.
-I wanna say thank you.

The expectation of what we
had coming in was far exceeded,

from the food and
just the experience.

Each and every one of
you made this experience

so special to all of us.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

A little token of
our appreciation.

Oh, thank you very much.

-Be safe!
-Bye!

-Thank you!
-Gonna miss all you guys.

-Have a safe trip.
-See you later.

Thank you, guys.

Charter number five
in the books.

Mummy!

How's your busy day?

Yeah, everything's going well.

Yeah?

There's another girl
that's so cool on board,

and we get along so well, and
sh--, she makes me laugh.

Hey ----ing hell...
excuse my French.

Alli.

I have grown, like,
a connection with Gary now.

If you like someone,
you like someone.

I think you can't go
throughout your life being,

like, I'm not gonna date this
person because they had a past.

Yeah, of course.

I've definitely warmed
up to the idea a lot more

than, like, a week ago.

Yeah, okay, cannot say that,
yeah, imagine.

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody

in the salon for a tip
meeting, thank you.

Bye.

-Bye-bye.
-Love you.

Okay, I would say
almost perfect charter,

except we had a little bit
of a problem

at the end with the anchoring.

JL, you did a fantastic job.

-Mr. Muscle.
-Great job.

You know what,
I did do a good job,

I did save the day,
and I know I deserve this.

[bleep] yeah, I do.

So, that brings us to the tip.

Obviously, these guys
were really happy.

They left us $15,000.

Yay!

That's 1,660 each.

Thank you!

Okay, so I do have some
good news/bad news, all right?

...literally of anxiety.

Okay, so the bad news
is that we've got

some bad weather coming.

So, tomorrow morning
we leave here at 8:00,

move this boat over to split
for two days

while the bad weather and
the swell and everything.

But the good news is tomorrow,
after we move the boat,

you guys all have
the entire day off.

-Yeah!
-Woo!

This boat here,
our neighbors, Polaris,

I've hired them to take
you guys out for the day.

Go anchor by a nice beach
and just chill all day.

So glad we don't have
to clean up after ourselves!

Yay!

So, for tonight, because
it's not a school night,

there's a little bar here
that will organize you guys

a table away
from everybody else,

and eat and drink and...

-Yay!
-Woo!

-Really?
-Thank you so much.

Yeah.

So again, great charter, guys.

Thank you, have a fun night.

Have a fun day tomorrow.

Charter number five
in the books!

Yeah!

So, how do you reckon this
dinner's gonna go tonight?

I think it's gonna go better
than last dinner.

I ----ing hope so.

We're just waiting for
you guys to come back

so we can have main course, so.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

You guys went for a cigarette,
and you stayed there forever.

Yeah, I don't know
why everyone's

so, like, angry at us.

No, Cheffy, Cheffy...

When they come,
the cake is destroyed.

They should be at the table.

Well, how do you think
it's gonna go, Sydney?

[bleep] if I know.
I don't know sh--.

I mean...

I can't imagine it going
worse than last dinner.

Oh, no way, is this us?

-Yes!
-This is nice, man!

Wow.

Yay!

That's ----ing awesome.

Yeah, you can sit next to me and
she'll sit next to her.

Yeah, and then
she's next to her boy.

Guys, this is amazing.

It's like a one-day escape.

Hello, good evening.

Hello!

Just make the order for the
food, if you are ready, yeah.

Could I have the octopus salad
and the spicy pizza, please?

Can I just have
the carbonara pizza, please?

Of course.

That's a moneymaker, I think.

Okay.
Stop talking, Gary, okay?

Let's take it.
Let's take it.

I've known the Gary and
Alli thing was coming.

Like, I knew this would be
the next stop on Gary's train.

It's their thing now.

Lovely...
Come here, thats...

That's a moneymaker, I think.

Stop talking, Gary.

Okay. Okay.
Let's take a...

Let's take a photo.

-All right, let...
-We're eating.

-Okay, so...
-Ooh!

Here you are, sir, for you,
the Jack Daniels.

-Thank you.
-Cheers.

That's a good pour, too.

Pizza carbonar.

Thank you.

Seriously, I put
on weight really easy, I...

I really have to be careful.

I don't take sh-- personally.

No.

I literally take
everything personally.

The older I get,
the more sensitive I get.

I'm the opposite,
that's so funny.

Then... yeah...

I'm so insecure in myself...

Yes!

Let's love ourselves!

-Yes!
-Hundred percent.

When I look for a woman to love,
I want her to be sensitive.

We know.

You make me laugh, and...

I don't want Sydney to be upset,
I really don't.

But at the same time, I'm drawn
to him more and more every day.

I just...
I can't help it.

JL, do you wanna
switch seats with me?

Okay.

You can hear their conversation.

Do you mind?

You're still next to your
girlfriend.

As Beyoncé says,
best revenge is your paper.

Just be awesome, look pretty,
and have money...

that's the best revenge, always.

I've got all
that going for me, so...

There you go.

I would like to make a toast.

Natasha, I thought this charter
was your best charter.

-I thought you...
-Yee! Yee!

pulled it out of the bag, and
I was very, very impressed.

So, I would like
to toast to you.

Hear, hear to that!
Hear, hear!

-Cheers, Natasha!
-The teamwork, yes!

The teamwork makes the
----ing dream work, guys.

If you need help, ask for it.

I still think Natasha's crazy.

We had a good night,
can we continue, please?

But, you know, I did decide
after the last charter

to try and get on
better with her,

and I definitely see a shift
in her attitude towards me.

Maybe she is a bit, like, oh,
I couldn't intimidate Daisy;

now I have to try
and impress her.

Maybe.

Let's go get pissed
on the boat, woohoo!

We'll see you tomorrow, guys.

He ----ing hates me!

Sydney.

Why should he hate me and
not you, it's your fault.

There's gonna be
a bit of animosity

for a couple of hours,
and then that's it.

A couple of hours?

-Yeah.
-Great.

Yeah.

How do you feel about
Gary and Alli?

Honestly,
they're ----ing adults,

they can do what they want.

[bleep] it, there's
nothing I can do.

She's very ----ing pissed off.

Yeah, well, should you worry
what the [bleep] she gives.

At the end of the day,
I mean--

Because I care about
someone else's feelings.

No, of course, and
I care about my feelings

and I care about your feelings.

And my feelings
are with your feelings.

I have lots of boys
who wanna date me.

I'm gonna go change
quick into my pajamas.

Okay.
Into your pajamas?

Well, I don't know,
you're in board shorts.

Do you like my hat?

I do, looks good on you.

Everything looks good on you.

Oh. Thanks.

Gary and I had our tryst,
I don't know what changed.

But whatever did, did.

-Yeah.
-And, like, so be it.

Alli!

[laughing]

Come here, sit with us.

Well, I was ask to talk to
Dani, but JL's here, and...

Oh, do you wanna talk to me?

I can go.

No, it's all right.

You want to talk to me?

No, no, no, I'll go have a seat.

Yeah, go and
then you come back.

Tell me, girl, what's up?

Well, I'm in, like,
a bit of a situation,

and I just want your advice.

Because...

Like, Gary, like,
keeps trying to kiss me,

and, like, I feel like this
is very rude, like, being...

-No.
-So couple-y in front of her.

I honestly...
I don't think it's rude.

I think that what they had
was, like, a drunken thing.

You can't expect her to be,
like, 100 percent cool with it,

and like, oh, yeah,
go, girl, go kiss him.

Absolutely not, yeah.

I think you guys are very
cute together,

and I think you guys
really do like each other,

and I think you
should enjoy it.

-Be happy.
-Okay.

-All right.
-Okay?

So, I'll let it go
a little bit more.

Yeah.

-Thank you.
-You're very welcome.

Where did Dani go?

-She's in the master.
-She's waiting for JL.

I knew you guys
were coming with that, man.

That's too much.

What's happening?

Let me go get my man!

Go get your man!

Hey, man!

How'd that go?

I mean, how is this gonna go?

-Oh!
-Ooh!

Sensual!

My, my, my...

I mean, that's what I am, right.

-My, my, my!
-Yes, you are.

You can do the drinks,
and I'll just supervise.

Okay.

Is that cool?

Sure.

When something feels
so good, why deny it?

Why not pursue it?
I wanna be with you.

Come on!

----ing hell.

You make me smile, there.

It's fine, you don't
have to be weird.

Just going for some Heineken.

Heineken, who's Heineken?

I'm pouring everyone drinks.

Mm-hmm.

I'm pouring one of these nice...

We don't want any shots,

you guys can just
do whatever, it's cool.

Ugh!

This is awkward.

I'm gonna use the day head,
because I need to, so...

Just make sure you flush,

otherwise Daisy's gonna
have a ----ing fit.

Hi!

If I see you smoking
a cigarette...

God, I'm just, like,
so stressed tonight.

You're right, you're right,
you're right.

Here.

Woo!

Let's go there
with those people.

Should we?

Come on.

I know, but listen,
this is gonna happen.

I know.

And this is gonna
keep happening.

Right. Right.

So, I'm gonna kiss
you over there...

All right, you can't
tell anybody this,

you're the only person
I told this.

I knew about this already.

You see that
it's all dirty there?

No, man, she slept there,
I slept here.

Sydney's not telling me this

because she wants me
to keep a secret.

She's telling me this because
she wants me to pass it on.

Sorry, Sydney...
if you want Alli to know,

maybe you should go
and tell her yourself.

The truth always comes out.

Always.

Especially in this case,
and [bleep] it.

Girl.

We're single, beautiful women.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, let's go
have fun, come on.

Let's do it.

What are you guys doing?

-We're talking!
-Nothing, nothing, nothing.

-Let me see you twerk.
-Hold my beer.

Oh!

I'm, like, trying to shake it,
and I'm like, oh, yeah.

No, Daisy, Daisy,
Daisy, do it again.

You have to focus on
not moving the waist.

-Oh, no... no worries.
-Oh, my God!

I just have to clean that,
it's okay.

-No, there is water in there.
-It's just fine.

Calm down.

Hey, you shush over there.

I'm getting a beer,
does anyone want a drink?

-Yeah!
-Yeah, I need a...

Oh [bleep].

What are you doing?

They're ----ing ruining my teak.

----ing causing
more work for me.

Babe, that's, like,
two days from now, stop it.

Ash marks on the teak.
Drives me nuts.

Chill.

Because I'm the one that
has to ----ing do it.

Chill. Chill!

Woo!

I don't care, it's fine.

No, it's not fine.

I'm the one who has to clean the
bar after everybody has drinks,

and that's okay,
because everybody's having fun.

Well, it's not okay with me.

Well, you're being
a ----ing p*ssy.

It's fine, because everybody
has shots from the bar...

All right, you come out...
you come out with me...

everybody has drinks
from the bar...

You come out with me,
I guarantee you

you'll have a fantastic time.

Well, I don't wanna be on deck,
that's why I'm not on deck.

Are you gonna be angry?

-Yeah.
-All right.

When I'm drunk,
I'm touchy and emotional.

When JL is drunk, he's
just into himself.

He's like a little flower
that doesn't have water,

and it just starts drying out.

Gary, look at this.

Yes, that's...

I don't if that's a
turn-on or a turn-off.

This is sassy.

Oh, girls, stop it!

God damn!

I want to...

Well, I'm in the sh--ter.

What happened?

I ----ing told her about
these ----ing ash marks

all over the damn teak.

Let me share this really quick.

Que?

I wanna do a lot tonight, but
JL's being a ----ing p*ssy.

Dude, I'm ----ing over it.

Why are you ----ing
crying about it?

I don't wanna deal
with that sh--.

Fine, I will masturbate, then!

Yeah. Jesus.

Man, like, that really
turned me off, bro.

What did she say?

The way she's acting,
bro, it's not me.

Woo!

What the [bleep]
is going on in there?

Ah.

Everyone is--

Hey, guys, what the [bleep]?

It's a party.

They've had enough.

Someone's such a b*tch.

No more work time.

JL.

Yes, yes!

I'm getting a beer.

JL, you have a little bit
of competition tonight,

-which is me.
-You don't...

I would get a little move on
on this situation.

Let's just go off
and come on.

-No, I'm busy.
-I'm not going anywhere.

Ooh.

Sh--, I just dropped my beer.

JL's gonna have to
clean tomorrow, sh--.

Man, the signals
are there, mate.

Like, pretty clear.

Pretty ----ing pissed.

Life is not just about sex.

For me, working
hard is the thing that

make a ----ing guy attractive.

If you think, like,
a guy's worthy of having sex

by his work ethic,
just ----ing look at Gary.

Great work ethic, would not
want him to be my boyfriend.

Is Gary good at sex?

No!

Oh sh--.

You guys slept together?

I'm not gonna talk
sh-- about Gary.

But also, like, I've had
better drunk sex, for sure.

[laughing]

I'm just horny
and just trying to have

some sex right now, so...

Well, that's pretty clear.

And he's still quiet,
so let's go, Alli.

No, JL, [bleep] mate, come on!

-Sorry.
-Fix this.

-Fix him?
-Fix this.

No, Dani, you can't do this!

It's one thing or the other.

Now I don't get laid.
[bleep].

Who's c*ck-blocking who?

-[bleep]
-What the [bleep]?

What's happening,
why are you so angry?

I don't [bleep] with that sh--.

Like, I don't...

I know.

Let me finish
this ----ing...

You lay there, b*tch!

I don't mind, like,
obviously hooking up and sh--.

Like, we already did that.

But, like, if you're gonna
start acting like that, dude...

Mm!

No, I don't [bleep]
with that sh--.

Boys are so dumb.

They are so dumb!

I'm just gonna take this inside,
and then I'll be back.

Count until five, and if
they're not here, we'll be here.

Okay.

She says I was bitching
about the teak and stuff.

It's like, you know what,

why don't you come ----ing
scrub some teak with me...

Yes.

And then you'll see how
I feel about everyone leaving

sh-- all over the deck.

She's, like,
"You're being a p*ssy about it."

I'm like, "No, I'm just
being practical."

Like, I know that
I'm gonna have to do it.

I mean, five, four, three,
two, one, okay, sorry!

-Bye!
-Bye!

I ----ing value
my ----ing body,

and I just don't
want to give myself

to anybody who is not worth it.

When it comes
to the tough stains,

like, I'm the one that
gets it out, because...

It's ----ing manpower.

Yeah, exactly.

-And it's just, like, [bleep].
-Do you want a drink or not?

Yeah, I ----ing
do need a drink.

Yeah.

I got this!

That really turned me off,
bro, I mean...

Yeah, it is a turn-off.

Thank God that's plastic.

b*tch, come and lick my vag*na.

[bleep], maybe they're upstairs.

Are they?

[panting]

They're in the aft cabin.

No, they're not.

Which cabin are they in?
Just give us...

Probably the master.

They are in the master.

[moaning]

[moaning]

-That's ----ing funny.
-No way, bro!

Yes, that's brilliant!

[knocking]

Hello?

-Wait!
-Wait!

-It's locked, girls!
-Can you open up?

[laughing]

-Girls, come on.
-This door is locked.

Yeah.

Is this actually gonna happen?

Like, why couldn't there be hot,
single guys on the yacht?

Like, why...

Yeah, like, the options on
this boat are ----ing limited.

-Kick it down.
-We got it!

-Yeah, you got the door open.
-We figured it out.

So, we're coming in, all of us.

-Yes.
-Better come, JL.

-I mean, no!
-Oh, what's going on here?

You guys [bleep] off.

No.

-Alli!
-Alli!

No, oh... what?

Alli, no, don't run away.

You guys are a bunch of horny
mother----ers, like, all of you.

-Are we?
-Yeah... no, all of you.

That's sexy as [bleep],
I'm not gonna lie.

What, we were just talking about
how sh-- you guys are.

Oh [bleep] off.

Oh, yeah.

You don't need a tray,
because that's yours.

Put it on there.

Okay [bleep] it,
okay, you need to do that.

Colin, there's your drink.

We have many drinks,
many drinks.

I have this, but thank you.

For me, I am not that
mushy person.

I can spend time with you,

but I think you need
that individuality.

I think you need to
like different things.

Okay, bye.

See you tomorrow.

Bye!

What's going on with you two?

Now is not the time.

For once, speak your mind.

A lady never reveals
her secrets, you know?

Just say what you think.

Oh, my God, I literally
don't give a [bleep].

Then why do you say, like, "A
lady never reveals her secrets?"

Like, what does that
have to do with anything?

Well, you're...

Like, you would just be, like...
if you would...

You don't ----ing spill
your guts

to ----ing total strangers
is what it means!

-I'm not a stranger.
-Because you're [bleep]...

you're...
you are a stranger to me.

-I'm, like, your roommate.
-I don't ----ing know you.

-Oh, my God.
-I don't ----ing know you.

-Okay, so, bye.
-I've known you for three weeks.

See you later.

Why would I ----ing tell
you my life secrets?

She's not gonna be my friend.
Like, we're roommates.

Like, we can, like, live
with each other as-is.

What does that even
----ing mean, like...

Now she's bitching about me.

I can ----ing hear her
from up there, like...

I'm not about
passive-aggressiveness,

that's not who I am.

I don't know why
she's still pissed at me.

It makes me feel uncomfortable,

knowing that you
guys had something.

Ow, babe, that...

It's weird,
it's a very weird situation.

It's super weird.

I'm gonna try and just, like,
work it out and get over it.

Oh, my Lord.

Why don't we go
and have a smoke?

Let's do it.

[bleep], my back.

Okay, are we ready
to hash this out, or...

Can you just tell me
what your problem is?

I know that you felt some kind
of way about how we were being,

like, affectionate towards
each other at dinner tonight,

-because...
-No, this is about you...

feeling guilty.

No, I have been
so ----ing respectful.

You can ask Gary how much
I have gone above and beyond.

Do you want me to tell you
it makes me uncomfortable?

-Say it if it does!
-It doesn't!

Then why are you being
cold towards me?

Like, just... why do you ----ing
force these conversations?

Do what you wanna ----ing do.

It's not about that,
it's about the fact

that I ----ing care
about how you feel.

-No, you ----ing don't.
-Yes, I do!

Just let them hash it out,

and then everything
will be straight.

It's not about me, bro.

...in that situation.

I don't believe it either,
but apparently they are.

Yeah.

Gary and I have a connection,
and I have been...

Then go ----ing have
your connection.

I just did tonight.

You should be
angry at him, not me.

I'm not angry at anybody.

Gary, you need
to ----ing come here.

Like, I'm not taking all
of this bullsh--.

Like, this is so not my problem.

It's no one's ----ing problem.

Oh, my God,
I don't ----ing want this!

This is also your argument.

I will say that I'm sorry.

I have ----ed up, and
I'm sorry to cause a stir.

But the feelings I have for Alli
is not the same feelings

I have for you, and

I'm so sorry to put that
out bluntly like that.

And that's how it is.

----ing just, like,
do what you ----ing want.

Just leave me alone.

Next, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I can't believe
we've got a day off.

I feel like JL and I have
been a bit couple-y.

It's just, like, a lot
of feelings going on.

If you could
change one thing about charter,

what would you change?

Daisy.

I'm sick of being made out to be
the ----ing b*tch of the group.

It's like when you think you're
not the as*h*le on the boat,

you're the as*h*le on the boat.

When you think you're not
the crazy one on the boat.

What are you trying
to say, Sydney?

Oh, my boobs are like your
personality...

Woo!

Yeah!

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

Ahead, ahead, ahead!

-Ahead! Ahead!
-I've lost it.

-Ahead!
-Ahead!

[gasps]

[bleep] me, g*dd*mn it!

That was bad.

[bleep], [bleep].

[bleep]