02x11 - Crash Boom Bang!

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Sailing Yacht"...

This boat here,
our neighbor Polaris,

I've hired them to take
you guys out for the day.

You guys all have
the entire day off.

[cheering]

Go anchor by a nice beach,

and just chill all day.

I'm just horny and just trying
to have some sex right now.

It's too quiet.
Let's go, Alli.

She says I was bitching
about the teak and stuff.

It's like, you know what?

Are Dani and JL in the master?

Yeah, they're ----ing.

Strip me naked.

I want to be your friend.

Of course, yeah.

I'm not here to
destroy your life.

I'm not stupid,
I know you guys flirt.

Like, I'm not dumb.

I like you and I've never
met a girl

that makes me laugh
as much as you do.

I know I'm the better catch.

I'm more attractive,
I know I'm more fit.

I knew this would be
the next stop on Gary's train.

Is Gary good at sex?

No. Oh, sh--.

She's very ----ing pissed off.

Are we ready to
hash this out, or...

Can you just tell me
what your problem is?

You and him hooked up
on the first night,

you should be angry
at him, not me.

I'm not angry at anybody!

Gary, you need to
----ing come here.

Like, this is so
not my problem.

It's no one's
----ing problem.

Oh my God, I don't
----ing want this!

Sydney, I've tried to hard
to be respectful of you

and our flirtation has
grown into a connection.

And the feelings I have for Alli
is not the same

feelings I have for you,

and I'm so sorry to
put that out bluntly like that.

Like, I would never upset you
to this level,

if it didn't mean anything.

I don't want you to cry.
Please don't cry.

I'm not crying, I have
no ----ing tears

in my soul for either of you.

Like, I don't know why
I'm being brought into this.

Like, you guys are
----ing grown adults,

just ----ing leave me alone.
----ing...

I'm trying but you're being
so cold to me.

Why do I have to be
----ing happy toward you?

I'm not asking that of you.

-Just don't be upset.
-Just leave me alone.

Oh my God, I don't...

Such assholes.

Can I talk to you?

This is exactly
what I didn't want.

Do you like me?

I wouldn't be arguing with
Sydney if I didn't like you.

Exactly, and I like you.

Look at me.
What more do we need?

[sighs]

It's, honestly,
I'm overwhelmed.

I need... I need...

Really? You're going to
leave me like that?

I can't, I can't.

Oh my ----ing word.

What have I done, Gary?

Why'd I ----ing
hook up with Sydney

on the first night
we got drunk?

Stupid.

I tell you one thing,
you're not ----ing up there.

No, I've had enough
action for the night.

[alarm blares]

Oh, my stomach is
feeling like...

[growls]

I need a coke!

[chuckles]

Is it okay if I
turn on the light?

I want to get my sh--
together real quick

-before I have to, like...
-That's fine.

You are lucky you
went to bed when you did.

----ing like, Gary and Alli,
they kept like coming to me

for my approval of
what the [bleep] they're doing.

And I was like, guys, please,
just ----ing leave me alone.

Right, okay, thank you.

[bleep] me, this is hectic.

-Morning.
-Morning.

Yeah?

I'm good.

I don't have to tell you
how I'm feeling.

I don't know how many times
more I'm gonna have to say it

until it finally registers
to leave me alone.

This wind's pounding.

I want to get out of the
Lab marina as soon as possible

because the weather's
picking up.

Yeah.

JL, we can start
with the shore power.

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, I'm in gear,
let me know

when you're down to
the last two lines.

Okay, again,
that's all lines.

Let's get the [bleep]
out of here.

Yeah.

Both anchors are home.
Both anchors are home.

Copy that, thank you.

Dani!

Where did you sleep?

In the master.

Yes, yes.

[laughing]

To be honest,

I don't remember
much of last night.

b*tch, come and
lick my vag*na.

[laughing]

That's so funny.

It is what it is,
I had fun,

and as much as Gary tried,

I'm still the most
successful one.

Alli, JL, nobody's
angry with me.

Write it down, Gary.
Learn some lessons.

It's weird!
It's weird to meet someone

at 32 years of age, and he was
in bed with another girl

a week ago.
----ing grow up.

There's people's feelings
involved, people's lives.

I have definitely
fought over a guy.

In university, my roommate
slept with my boyfriend,

I found out reading
through messages,

and we were like
best friends.

And it does ----ing suck knowing
you weren't good enough.

You know, maybe that's not
the reality of it,

but that's the way you feel.

That sh-- bothers me
so much,

and just because he literally
wants to get

his [bleep] ----ing sucked.

Ugh!

I changed my mind, I don't want
anything to do with any of it.

[laughing]

You sit down,
you've done enough.

Sunny side up!
You know what that is?

[laughing]

-You look cute.
-She looks good in that shirt.

Ooh Lord.

-You okay?
-Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Are you going to put all
the eggs in that one pan?

Yep.

Okay.

It's such bullsh--,
dude, like.

-Syd...
-Yeah?

Do you want to get the pump?

The pump, for?

We need 10 fenders, yeah.

-10 fenders?
-Look at you, nice shirt.

Thanks.

Yes, it's you glowing
this morning.

What happened last night?

-I had sex.
-Did you?

Did you hear about
the drama last night?

These girls fighting
over Gary.

Can you imagine?

No, I can't.

I still don't understand
what these two beautiful women

sees in that boy.

Your eggs are
perfectly cooked.

[bleep], yeah, Cheffy.

Do I smell full
English cooking, yeah?

[laughing]

All she did was lift
it off the stove.

Rawr.

Deck, Deck, Glenn.

The water taxi's meeting
us in Split.

Colin, can you get up and
get on the anchors, please?

Yeah, copy that,
on my way.

Okay, let's start.

We're going to let her
run a little bit, huh?

Let her run a little bit.

You have a good throw.

Okay, yeah, Glenn, that's
us looking good where we are.

Okay, that's main engine off,
main engine off.

Copy that, thank you.

You good?
You need anything else?

No, I don't think so.

You can go and get ready.

Uh, no, I'm staying here.

Maybe I'll fire up
the jacuzzi.

[laughing]

Have a good one, Glenn.

I wonder why.

It's gonna be sweet,
this little boat trip.

Thank you, sir.

Let's motor!

This is a pretty cool
spot, yeah.

Hello.

-Welcome aboard.
-Thank you.

Thank you.

So guys, we prepared
some booze for you.

This is really cute,
oh my gosh.

This is really cool.

This is so good.

-Cheers.
-Relax.

-Thank you.
-Enjoy today.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Ooh, bread.

This is so good.

I am very, very excited
to be here.

The boat's gorgeous,
and the rosé's there,

and the snacks come,
so yeah,

I've got a really,
really good vibe.

It's a well deserved
day off.

Can't believe we've
got a day off.

I know.

[bleep], yeah, let's
get on it, guys.

This is living.

Living!

Two, three.

That was hot!

Woo!

[laughing]

Oh, I feel like
so much better.

Yeah?

I feel like perfect again.

You're doing it, Dais.

Yeah!

Cheers!

[speaks foreign language]

Hey, cheers, guys. Huh?

[laughs]

Daisy?

Daisy, look.

Daisy's face.

[laughing]

Like, really? PDA?

Could you just like stop it?

If you guys want
to join, just ask.

[laughing]

Come on, guys, come in!

[bleep]

Can I have another
drink, please?

It's disgusting.
Like, [bleep] off.

Coming up...

The one thing my mom said to me,
don't have sex on the boat.

My first chance I had,
I blew that one.

Wait, what?

I thought they just "kissed".

Alli's gonna lose her
sh-- when she finds out

that they had sex.

And later...

We don't have anything.

Drop whatever you're doing,
get back on board.

We've got a problem.

No generators are running.

Holy [bleep].

Someone could lose their life
in a situation like this.

[bleep]

Now I want to see that sh--.

Shall we go for a paddleboard?

What do they call it?
Double date!

Yeah.

I'd call it an orgy, but if you
wanna call it a double date...

The crews getting
divided between

the lovers and the cool people.

-The haters!
-Yeah.

I'm always a hater,
I'm okay with that.

Come.

Did you just vomit
in your mouth?

Yeah, a little bit.

Oh, it's cold!

It is nice being ----ing away
from, like, the ----ing clowns.

The PDA is a lot for me.

Like, I'll openly
say that, that's a lot.

Like, I haven't been
around PDA like that,

I reckon, in, like, 15 years.

Whew.

-Now we're the four Musketeers.
-Yeah.

Oh, it's great.

Yeah.

It feels good to be free
with how I feel about Gary

and let myself be vulnerable.

Because in the past,
I went through a relationship

that was really challenging.

The person that I was with

was secretly selling
drugs behind my back.

I ended up being convicted
for something

that I've never done because
of drugs that he had in my car.

The police directly asked,

"Who's gonna take
responsibility for these,"

and he stood there
in silence next to me.

This was the love of
my life at that time.

So, it has definitely affected
my ability to trust people.

But with Gary, at this stage,
it just...

I don't know, it feels right,
and I'm giving in to it.

I feel like JL and I have
been a bit couple-y,

in the last
few days, anyways.

Started getting aggressive.

Oh, really?
When was that?

-Last night.
-Last night?

Well, I kinda like it.

I definitely feel we're
starting to be more serious,

and I just feel closer to him.

It's just, like, a lot
of feelings going on.

[laughing]

Oh, the water's
so warm over here!

I love Dani, but, like,
she can do way better than JL.

-Dani, help!
-Yeah?

We're the only ones
who can hold, like,

a conversation without making,
like, a ----ing sh-- joke.

Oh, my God.

I don't mind this, like,
go off swimming on your own.

Yeah, that's fine.

Go ----ing please, go.

I just don't need to see it
while I'm drinking my rosé.

-You're turning me off it.
-Yeah.

We're in the same
----ing boat, girl.

There's a little
cashew party going on.

[laughing]

Mm, what a nice, chill day.

Right?

Hey, it's the lovers!

So hopefully it's out
of your system,

you don't have to ----ing make
out with each other all night.

-No, okay, here's the--
-Ah!

We'll get this nice little
comfy area, made for us.

Okay, if you could change one
thing about our charter season,

what would it be?

I would change the engineer.

He turns on the ----ing engine.

He thinks he owns the place.

It's not my fault I picked
the right career, b*tches.

-You...
-What, me?

What would you change?

Oh, if I could
change one thing...

I figured you were
gonna say Gary for sure.

-Yeah, nobody's gonna know.
-Too drunk to care.

[bleep]

The decisions I make,
I never have any regrets on.

I may make different
decisions in the future.

Like, the one thing my mom said
to me before I left, she was,

like, "Don't have sex
on the boat."

Literally my first chance
I had, I blew that one.

Whoa!

Wait, what?

I thought they just "kissed."

Alli's gonna lose her sh-- when
she finds out that they had sex.

They're such liars.

Now I'm disappointed in
my relationship with Gary.

Tell him he doesn't do
enough dishes, start with that.

Yeah, well, I'm biting
my ----ing tongue on that.

Because you know it's,
like, top of my list.

Can I say something that
doesn't leave this table, ever?

Oh, God.

No, I shouldn't say anything.

-No, don't, say it.
-Say it, say it.

You can't say nothing.

I have literally been told
not to offer help to you guys.

You don't have to work any
later than 11:00,

even if there's still
dishes to do, okay?

What?

-What?
-Yeah!

So, let's just put
that over there,

so you won't hit your head.

-Oh!
-Yeah.

That's how you
should be treated.

Most women should be
treated like queens.

Most?

Daisy, no.

She's fuming.

When I say I'm fuming...

-Hey, Daisy...
-My ----ing...

-Daisy? Daisy?
-level...

-Daisy...
-I need to stop talking.

Yeah, okay,
so JL, what was your... what...

if you could change
one thing about charter,

what would you change?

I really can't.

Daisy.

-Whoa.
-One thing I might change is...

I wouldn't change...

I wouldn't change Daisy...

But it's, like...

I gotta... I...

I had a dream last night
that someone gave me a donkey.

Girls, all I can see is
your abs when you sit down.

I'm, like...

No, she has abs.

Let's all say that everyone on
this boat is ----ing gorgeous.

-True.
-I will give us that.

True that.

Like, we might be ----ing crazy
as sh-- but we are hot.

You're crazy as the rest of us.

-I'm not crazy.
-We are good-looking.

You guys are crazy antagonists,
and I'm just, like, the victim.

-Oh!

-Okay.
-Here we go.

It's, like, when
you think you're not

the as*h*le on the boat,
you're the as*h*le on the boat.

When you think you're not
the crazy one on the boat...

What are you trying
to say, Sydney?

What are you trying to say?

Exactly what
I just ----ing said.

Ooh!

We're all crazy,
we're all crazy,

Alli, this isn't between you
two, she's calling us all crazy.

No, I literally said
"We're all crazy."

But it was aimed at you.

No, Colin!
Stop it!

Colin the instigator.

Stirring the pot.

He is!

Yep.

[bleep] this.
[bleep] this.

I'm having
a cigarette with Alli.

You go downstairs.

I'm sick of this.

I don't like Sydney's
company anymore.

Like, I...

I really liked her up until,
like, maybe two days ago.

I ----ing don't
like being around her.

It's the same passive-aggressive
bullsh--

that's she's been
doing from day one.

It's, like, so ----ing lame.

Dude, okay.

Yeah, I shouldn't have
said anything, but I did.

Yeah, tensions flaring, popcorn.

Woo!

I did it for you, Colin.

She's gonna sit there
and ----ing try and,

like, degrade me in
front of the group?

I'm not gonna have it.

I just started two tense
fights right there.

-Ah!
-I love it.

And I'm so ----ing over it.

I'm not gonna be caring
about her feelings anymore.

No, I hear you.

That was a good little
giggle there.

She can [bleep] off now.
Like, I've reached my peak.

I've had enough.

We're heading back to
Split on this boat.

Yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna go make
myself beautiful again.

I've been really ----ing
patient and really respectful,

and in this moment right now,

Just let it go.

Your boobs look great
with this bra.

-Yeah, my push-up bra, thanks.
-I was staring a little bit.

-Nice.
-[bleep] that.

I feel so much better
now that I'm showered.

Me, too, I feel so clean.

Ooh, I'm also not wearing
any underwear or any bra.

I love it.

Neither is Natasha.

Amazing.

Well, if the girls
don't wear underwear,

the guys don't have
to wear sh--.

I don't have a bra on,
but I'm wearing underwear.

Daisy, come on, don't be
the odd one, take your bra off.

-They look so high.
-But they look great.

Yeah.

-They're just so mountainy.
-They do look good.

They look so real.

Oh, my boobs are like your
personality, so there we go.

Whoa!

-Yeah!
-Fake!

Holy sh---ba*ls.

Oh sh--.

-That's one for one.
-That's a fair trade.

I'm just hungry.
Come on, let's sit down.

Put a T-shirt on!

There's no way.

What did we order?

-Mine's rice, ooh.
-Thank you.

-Did you order this?
-Thank you very much.

This is nice.

What's your hope for
the next two charters?

I don't want any more arguments.
I'm sick of the arguments.

It's too much for me.

That's never gonna happen.

Excuse me from the table.

Sorry to break it to you guys.

-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm good.

It's been a very ----ing
weird day.

The last thing I want is to
cause friction amongst our crew.

And I feel like I'm getting a
lot of digs thrown at me, and...

Yeah, you are.

And I'm always gonna be
the villain, because, like,

I have a connection with
the person that she likes.

Like, so I'm always gonna
come out sh-- in the end.

I know.

Why do I have to listen
to people talk sh-- about me

at the end of the table?

I'm like, ugh, I just...
I don't know, I can't win.

No, no...

I cannot win,
no matter what I do.

I just hate, like, hearing
people talk sh-- about me,

like, when they're at the
----ing other end of the table.

No, listen...

I'm... I'm trying, I'm trying,
I'm trying.

Exactly, I agree.

Oh, my God.

And why do we all have
to be a part of this?

Here we go again.

[bleep] me.

Oh, my God, get a cabin.

Mm.

It'll be yours, Colin,
it'll be yours.

No, this is where
I lay the law down.

Shall we go?

Yeah. Are we ready?

-Yeah.
-We are ready, let's go.

Got it.

Take one of these.

We want to thank you so much.
Thank you very much.

Thank you so much.

-Pronto, pronto, pronto.
-Bye!

Thank you, babe.

The department of defense
has confirmed

that extraterrestrial life
does, in fact, exist...

Let's get into our
comfortable clothes.

I don't think that
anyone's gonna stay up.

Why am I being a puss?

Maybe you, Colin, and Gary.

We all wanna hang out
together as a crew.

Yeah, I know.

You guys are getting sloppy
----ing like...

You know what
I'm talking about.

Yeah, I do know what
you're talking about.

I mean, I've got Daisy ----ing
treating my personality,

what do I wanna do
and go and sit there?

Remember, the whole boob thing,

and she's like, yeah, my boobs
are as fake as your personality.

That's a dig.
That's a deep dig.

That was pretty funny,

it was good on her part,
I ----ing laughed.

That was sharp,
but that's a deep dig.

You guys are back.

-Glenn!
-Yes!

[bleep. Great!

Oi... oh, there you are.

I've never even been
in this cabin.

This is where you and Gary are
gonna sleep now, that's cute.

No, no...

No, you are literally using...

This is where you ----ing sh--.

-If you--
-How wide is it?

Fifty centimeters,


Yeah, you've got half
a meter each.

I'd just start moving in now.

Just start bringing
some stuff in.

Colin, stop stirring...

-Start with the phone.
-...the ----ing sh--.

Just because you're having
a little problem

with your roomie,
stop trying to...

Wait, wait, wait...

I thought you...

Actually, Gary,
everybody spoke about it.

The four of you made
the four of us

feel very, very uncomfortable.

-Yes, we were uncomfortable.
-At multiple times.

I even came to you and asked Syd
we can't do this in public.

Huh?

What a d*uche.

You're such a d*uche!

Hey, if anybody wants
to drink and be normal,

let's ----ing get outta here.

Negative.

Bye.

-All right, shots.
-I don't want a shot.

Hey, you bunch of pusses,
get your asses up here.

-Hey, Glenn!
-Glenn!

Whoa, whoops.

Where's the rest of everybody?

-In bed.
-Already?

Yes.

Great idea.

These guys are party animals.

I don't know how they keep
going, but I don't wanna know.

Now we're sober, Glenn.

Go to bed!

Oh, hey, Colin.

I heard you have a new roommate?

No, no, no, I lost a roommate.

Wow, it's ----ing
hectic out here.

So, Gary's moving in
with you guys...

In the cabin that I live in?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not ----ing doing that.

No, that's what's happening.

No, it's not...
I'm not doing that.

Then I'm going to
----ing in your cabin.

I'm not ----ing staying in
my cabin with them.

I'm sure they're gonna be
very respectful about it.

You wanna sleep in my room
with Daisy and Sydney?

Nothing's gonna happen,
we're just gonna spoon.

No one's even gonna
see us there.

What? Are you joking?

I'm joking.

Why do I have to have
people having sex...

Why do I have to ----ing
have them in my cabin?

I'm sleeping in the bridge,
that's it.

I can't go to my cabin.

Can't play like that.

I'm joking.

Colin, that's, like,
super ----ed up.

Coming up...

Huh?

What the [bleep]?

And later...

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, we're
rubbing on the dock, Glenn!

Starting up now!

Could you bring
a fender back here?

There goes the bow.

-[bleep] me.
-Oh, my God.

Are we sleeping
in my bed tonight?

I am sleeping in my bed, and
you're sleeping in your bed.

Or, should we go see

how comfortable the
guest cabins are?

No, I don't wanna remember.

Oh.

I'm going to my cabin.

I'll see you guys
in the morning.

Enjoy your evening.

Okay, good night.

-Good night, guys.
-Good night.

Hey, get some rest, you know?

-Oh, yeah.
-Don't stay up too late.

I turn 25 in a month.

I've always, always
been in relationships,

since I was 16, always.

Yeah?

This is the longest
I've been single.

You know, actually,
what kind of did it for me,

as far as why I haven't had
a really serious relationship

in basically my whole life,
when I was heavy, you know,

I didn't really
have women look at me.

And my standards even
when I was heavy

were just as high
as they are now.

I was 310 pounds at
my heaviest point,

and that made me
very self-conscious.

Whenever I went to the beach,
I would never

really wanna be seen, or
would never take my shirt off.

I just decided to completely
switch around my lifestyle

and my food,
and now we're sitting at


from where I was.

And it kinda [bleep]s with
your mind a little bit,

because when you
look in the mirror,

you still see that person.

You know,
once I lost the weight,

the female attention grew,
and I noticed it,

and it made
my self-confidence stronger.

And so it's kinda like, okay,
well, now that I'm this...

You're gonna
take advantage of it.

Yeah.

Being with Dani
is something special,

and I've never
experienced it before.

I feel like she's genuine
and really experienced,

and can teach me a thing or two.

You know, I'm on top
of the world, in a sense,

but I'm definitely
afraid to fall in love.

Did you have fun today?

Yeah?

Today was an amazing day.

Wasn't it?

Sh--.

[laughing]

Oh, why is there a beer...

oh, we did sleep
here last night.

Yeah.

Whose rings are those?

Those are Alli's.

Sorry.

How you doing?

Great, what's up?

Oh, oh, my fault, my fault.

Ah sh--.

All right, so we got two blocked
air handler units

in the master
and the corridor in there.

Okay, let's see if you
can get some right away.

Yeah.

What are you worried
about, just, like...

-I'll be back soon.
-Thanks, mate.

Huh?

This is, like...

-Oh, I think the best thing...
-This, like, changes...

Mm.

I would never have let this
get to the point that it has

if I understood the gravity
of the situation.

I thought it was one kiss
on the first night.

So, I didn't understand
her tears and her upset,

and now I feel like the biggest
as*h*le on this planet.

Morning, dude.

Hey, morning, Cap, how are you?

Good.

We'll be picking up here,
is that correct?

No, we're gonna move back to Lav
for a normal afternoon pickup.

How are you?

Good, how are you?

Sleepy.

Did you get any rest last night?

Of course I didn't.

Daisy, Gary, and Natasha,

could you guys meet me
in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

Okay, so we've got three
primary charter guests...

Erica Rose, Cindi Rose,
and Jess Cimato.

Erica Rose started
out as a TV star,

but has since started
her own law firm

and became a mother of two...
good for her.

Joining Erica, Cindi, and Jess
is Cindi's good friend Myra,

Mandy, and her roommate, Kili.

Also coming aboard is Bianca
and her best friend, Jennifer.

How many are there of them?

There are eight of them.

On day two, the women would
like to try paddleboard yoga,

and in the late afternoon go on
a tender excursion to snorkel.

Mm, I know a
perfect spot for that.

Yeah?

In the evening, they would
like to have a mermaids,

mariners, pirates-themed
dinner

and they're asking for
a local seafood spread.

On day three, the group
would like to explore

a local secluded beach, and have
a lunch picnic set up for them.

That evening, they would
like to have

a women's empowerment
and celebration dinner.

The ladies have
required individual,

gluten-free mini-cakes
for dessert.

[bleep] me,
this charter is awful

and it hasn't even started.

They don't sound too bad.

You guys will wow them,

just like the last one,
so you'll be fine.

Okay, thank you very much
for your time.

Thank you.

-Let's get back into it.
-Thank you very much.

Colin, Colin, Alli.

I think he might be gone.

Oh, well.

How are we sitting
back there, is it okay?

Yeah, look,
I might need you to lift

the passerelle a touch, but...

Maybe we should
just scoot the...

-ease that line out a touch.
-Just...

You know, like,
a couple inches, or...

Sure.

Those fenders
aren't doing anything up there

or on the side.

Let's make another one
like this.

Yeah.

If we have an emergency,
they might save the day.

Eh?

-Gary, Gary, Gary...
-Gary! Gary! Gary!

We're coming really
far to starboard.

Grab this fender,
grab this fender.

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

[bleep], [bleep], [bleep].

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Gary!

Starting up now, starting up.

[bleep] me!

[bleep]

[bleep] me!

Can you bring a fender
back here, JL,

we don't need--

Oh, my God.
----ing hell.

[bleep], [bleep], [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep], [bleep].

Don't put your hands
in between the boat.

----ing there goes the bow.

[bleep] man!

[bleep], [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep].

Port anchor's dragging, Glenn.

Watch out, man, watch out,
watch out, watch out!

[bleep] there goes the bow.

[bleep] me!

Get the shore power off!

Shore power's off,
shore power's off!

And tie that
the tender stern line also.

It's off.

Glenn, is it possible
to kick forward, kick ahead?

Kicking ahead, kicking ahead.

Don't put your hands anywhere...

I'm not.
We're not, we're not.

...in between the boat
and the dock.

We're rubbing
on the dock, Glenn,

-we're rubbing on the dock.
-[bleep]

Oh, my God.

Man...

Glenn, we can take
straight back off.

That is so bad,
that is so ----ing bad.

Get everybody on board!

Let's throw those two springs,
just chuck them in the water,

and I'm gonna surge ahead.

Okay, roger. Everyone come
on board, we're leaving!

Let's just get off this dock.

Yeah, roger, you can let
these springs go if you need!

Are you good back here?

Yeah!

Take her straight back up,

when Glenn says we're going,
we're going!

Sydney, get on board, now!

Don't worry about the anchor,

let's start off by
just getting off...

get those lines off in the back.

I'm taking your
springs off now, Glenn,

taking your springs off now.

Be careful, let them go
and stand back!

Don't get caught
in these at all.

There's ----ing heaps
of tension on here.

Careful, careful.

[bleep]

Just careful!

Are they off?

Careful... no!

Okay, let it go, let it go.

Gary, are they off?

-All lines are off!
-They're off, they're off!

They're off,
all lines are clear!

----ing hell!

Gary, turn the steering pump on.

We need the steering pump.

I don't have doors.

We don't have anything.

[bleep]

You okay, Sydney?

Yeah.

Wow.

Steering pump on...

No, negative, no generator.

It's like I don't even
know if we can help,

so it just makes me feel worse.

Yeah, and Colin's not here.

And Colin's not here.

Colin, Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Colin, you there?

What's this,
the starboard generator...

The generators
don't start up automatically

when you unplug shore power,

so now we've got no steering,

we've got no windlasses,
no bow thrusters.

We've no engineer
on board, either.

[bleep]

Hey, mate, I need
you back on board ASAP.

Drop whatever you're doing,
get back on board.

We've got a problem.

We'll start first with
the port engine...

No generators are running.

He's not here?

Holy [bleep].

Just start these gennies.

There's no power to the boat.

We've got [bleep] all and
I've gotta get this done.

And the last thing we wanna do
is crash into the dock again.

It's like [bleep].

The voltage...

Yeah.

Okay, it looks like
both gennies are online.

Okay, system on!

Okay, anything that's pointing
away from the boat, pick it up.

-Yeah...
-Nothing that's under the boat.

Yeah, roger.

Sydney, can I get
you on port side,

keep pointing
where the anchor is?

JL, anything
that's pointing away

from the boat like this,
you can pick up.

Okay.

We've hit the dock, we've just
managed the get the boat online,

and now we're dragging anchor.

There's no engineer,
and I've gotta trust

my deckhands to be able to
pick up the anchor chain

while I jump in the tender
making sure everything's okay.

Pick up, you tell them
the leads.

If you can pick up, pick up.

Okay, ease on port.

Down on port, up on starboard,

keep up on starboard,
keep up on starboard.

Keep relaying what your anchors
are doing to Glenn.

Okay.

I just don't wanna be
in the way, either.

Just in case
they need something,

if somebody
get injured or something,

we should be up there.

Let's pick up starboard first,
starboard first.

Okay, starboard
anchors off the bottom,

starboard anchors
off the bottom.

Copy that, get it in the pocket
and let's start picking up port.

What happened?

Of course this has to happen
while I'm off the boat.

I just see chaos.

I don't even know if
the generators

are running correctly,
I just know I gotta

get to the bow
and just make sure

we don't hit this dock again.

What happened, guys?

----ing starboard
side anchor dragged

and ----ed up our transom.

When we pulled the
shore power we got dead ship,

so we had nothing.

We had no steering,
we had nothing.

Jesus!

Starboard anchor's
in the pocket.

Excellent work, thanks guys.

Let's get started on port,
get it up, please.

One shot at the waterline,
Glenn, one shot.

Copy, one shot.

That's good, Glenn,
it's coming straight up.

Copy.

Anchor's home.

Anchor's in the pocket,
anchor's in the pocket.

Copy that, thanks.

It's bad on the underside,
it goes in about that deep.

It's the worst part about it.

----ing look at that, dude.

Look at that sh--.

Melted bits of rope.

----ing intense, dude.

But nobody got hit,
so that's good.

Nobody got hit.

We all avoided
our snapback zone.

But that freaked me
the [bleep] out, man.

I'm still just in shock.

I haven't been
in a situation like that,

so I really did not
know what to do.

There were so many
different things

that were going on
at that point in time.

I mean, someone could lose their
life in a situation like this.

Oh, my God, dude,
my heart's still racing.

Still full of adrenaline.

Had to be when I was gone, huh?

What was that about?

I don't know, dude.

Just after you left, that
anchor, the port one, let go.

Starboard wasn't holding us,

we fired up,
got the shore power off.

These guys
got the generators on.

I have no idea
how bad the back is.

You know who got
the generators started?

Probably Gary.

I'm...
I'm very impressed.

If Gary didn't know how
to start that generator,

we wouldn't have been able
to pick up the anchor,

Glenn would
have had no steering,

and it would have been a
totally different situation.

I think Gary saved our a*s.

Do you want me to take
the helm so you can...

Yeah, if you wanna just take it
right there, that's fine.

Oh, that's not bad at all.

My adrenaline is still racing.

It could have been a
lot more serious damage,

like a season-ending
kind of damage.

[bleep] from underneath.

Doesn't happen very often.

It's embarrassing
when it does, so, yeah.

It's a lot better
than I was imagining.

Oh, really?

It ain't pretty, but it could
have been way worse, man.

It could have been
way worse than that.

Coming up...

I think the wind's a bit strong
for the thrusters.

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

There's something wrong
with the engine.

-Ahead, ahead!
-Ahead, ahead, ahead!

-[bleep]
-Ahead!

Ahead!

Well, that was a
bit of excitement.

-Mm.
-Yeah, what a morning.

A little too much excitement,
to be honest, scary.

But, I mean,
I'm very happy

with everyone's work there,
I must say.

[bleep]

I started going ahead,
and I heard something.

Yeah.

And then I wasn't sure
what the hell it was.

JL's getting his hand,
I'm like, mate,

that thing snaps,
that's gonna come whip back

at you and [bleep]
the force on there...

Yeah, man, it would k*ll you.

-Whew.
-You guys did an amazing job.

Well done, Gary.

We were in a bad way,
and we ended up with

a little wound more to my ego
than anything else.

I mean, that damage
back there is...

we're going straight back
to repaint the transom.

So, it's just for
a couple charters.

It's not a big deal.

Yeah, that was really good.

You're gonna have PTSD.

Need to see a shrink?

You guys did amazing.

I'm very...
very, very... impressed.

Like, you know, that's yachting.

That sh--... occasionally,
that sh-- happens.

So yeah, asked to clean lockers,

this would have been a ----ing
great job for nighttime.

Starboard is done, master's...

-Okay, cool.
-I need to vacuum the floor.

And I'm starting the other one.
Okay, perfect.

So, I'll just do that
quick and continuing.

Okay, cool, thanks.

Uh, unfortunately, yes.

Yeah, I can't really
train JL again.

No, no, no.

Glenn's like, I don't mind
if you just keep one person

on nights all the time, but I
just think that's a bit unfair.

Yeah, he'll be so salty.

You're already salty with me,

so it doesn't really matter
if you get more salty, so.

Yeah, he is very salty.

No, you are already
salty with me.

I'm not salty with you.

Oh, just sassy.

-Yeah.
-Oh.

Have you met me?

I can't speak for JL's feelings,
but you're a fine boss to me.

I don't think
I'm that bad of a boss.

Eh, I've had worse.

Where did you sleep last night,
did you sleep in here?

Maybe.

The luxury suite!

I mean, it's not like JL can
fit in the other guest bed.

Yeah, exactly.

He's, like,
can I sleep in the master,

just so I can sleep properly?

Aw, that's so sad!

Poor thing!

I should probably
drink some water, too.

I'm quite dehydrated
from yesterday.

JL? Sydney's on night watch.

So, what I
would like to get done,

maybe pack one
of the cats away.

Okay.

Do the sundeck,
get that all nice,

and that's about it, really.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

Okay, guys, I'm coasting.

Let's pull the tender up,
please.

Colin, if you can
stand by to anchor.

Copy that.

[bleep], why does it feel
so much harder today?

Colin, we'll be
dropping starboard first,

driving past it,
and going to drop port.

Yeah, copy that.

Okay, let starboard go,
let starboard go.

Can someone come hit
the breaker for me

for the passerelle, please?

Starboard chain, medium stay,
this direction.

I'm gonna come ahead a little
bit and drop, we'll drop port.

How are you guys getting
on in there?

We're all done down there,
so we'll just go start the...

Sweet.
Main saloon.

-Yeah.
-Cool.

I just feel, like, horrible now.

Why she was so upset.

Of course.

And now I'm, like,
a part of that.

Ugh, I just don't know
how to navigate the situation.

Like, how do I avoid
the most amount of drama

for what I do next?

I think acting on it today
isn't the right thing.

Right now your emotions will
be all over the place,

so I think give it a day or two,

or a few days,
and see how it pans out,

and then make a decision.

Okay, drop port, I'll blow the
bow in, then I'll spin the boat.

Yeah, perfect.

[bleep] that wind's strong.

Here we go again with the wind
blowing us into the dock.

We literally cannot
catch a break.

We want to get the heaviest,
make a fist on here

I'll get her there.

Gary, I'm gonna come back,
offset to port,

to give us a little time to get
that windward line on, you copy?

Copy.

Glenn, you have two-zero
to stop, two-zero to stop.

Can you get ready on the cleat?

We don't have to worry
about those...

Yep.

Because those are
the leeward sides.

Yep.

Five, zero-five.

Four.

Okay, if you can go, go.

Lovely throw.

-Okay, go.
-Sh--.

Go.

I think the wind's a bit
strong for the thrusters.

What's going on?

Okay.

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

It's not giving anything ahead,

there's something wrong
with the engine.

-Ahead, ahead, ahead!
-Ahead, ahead, ahead!

[bleep] me, g*dd*mn it!

[bleep]

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Gary!

Oh, my God.

Do you copy that, Glenn?