02x12 - Total Ship Show

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Previously on "Below
Deck Sailing Yacht"...

There goes the bow.

[bleep]

-Any on?
-Yeah.

If Gary didn't know how
to start that generator,

it would have been a
totally different situation.

I think Gary saved our a*s.

So, we've got three
primary charter guests.

Start getting aggressive.

I kinda like it, though.

I definitely feel we're
starting to be more serious,

and it's just a lot
of feelings going on.

The one thing my mom said to me,
don't have sex on the boat.

-Ooh!
-Oh, you blew that one.

My first chance I had,
I blew that one.

-Whoa!
-What?

They're such liars.

Huh?

Now, I feel like the biggest
as*h*le on this planet.

What the [bleep]?

Okay, Gary, I'm gonna come back.

Glenn, you have
one-zero meters to stop.

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Ahead, ahead, ahead!

-Ahead, ahead, ahead!
-Ahead, ahead, ahead!

-Glenn, ahead, ahead, ahead!
-Ahead!

[bleep] me, g*dd*mn it!
[bleep]

Sh--.

[bleep] me.

[bleep]
[bleep]

Is my radio not working?

[bleep]'s sakes.

[bleep] me!

Wait, watch your hands,
ease us out, ease us out.

Keep the lines on the dock.

Okay, pull up, JL, hold tension.

----ing hell.
That's a bad one.

There's, like, pieces of
the boat floating in the water.

I'm scared to see what
the boat looks like.

Dude, look at
what it did to the dock.

I'm just not getting
anything ahead,

there's something wrong
with the engines.

Gary, are we gonna drag
ourselves into these rocks?

What's going on back there?

No, I've got a spring on,
I'm on the winch.

Call distances
at the back for me.

Three meters.

-Two meters to the dock.
-That's good, that's good.

Two meters.

We've got all lines back here,

Colin, you can take
up on the anchors.

It's not gonna be
a happy captain.

I don't know what happened.

It went ahead and
you saw it came back.

I heard the engine.

I had you go for. Because I...

I could see I
was coming back hot,

so I went ahead,
and then when I...

when I tried to go ahead again,
nothing happened.

I tried to go out of gear,
but by then we'd hit.

But then after that,
you had forward propulsion?

Yeah.

I think it's a wind high.

Yeah, bit I've been ----ing in
a lot of high wind, like...

-Me too, like...
-It's normal, like...

[bleep]. Let's just hope
that's all it is.

Yeah, I will get it for you.

Perfect, thank you.

Could you hear any cavitation?

It sounded like it,
yeah, because that's...

When we were trying to go...
when we were coming back?

When we were trying
to go forward, yeah.

Cavitation is when there's
air bubbles by the propeller,

and the propeller's
just spinning through air,

not actually catching
the friction of the water

to make you go forward.

Oh, my God, how
did that happen?

I don't know.

We... we were calling
everything out.

It just decided
to slip on ----ing back.

Oh, my God, I actually can't
be here for this right now.

Do you wanna do some trials?

Let's fire up and let's test it.

All right.

We're all just trying to think
what the hell happened here,

what went wrong.

It could be cavitation.

It could be throttle malfunction
or my engine had a problem.

I'm not sure which it was.

I'm gonna put the thrusters down

so everything's
the exact same situation.

Colin, you're gonna
fire up down there, yeah?

Yep.

-Girls.
-Mm-hmm?

-Yeah?
-Where...

-No.
-Oh, my God.

-It's really bad.
-It's bad. It's horrible.

-So bad.
-It's so bad.

The dock...

It's all been crushed.

Is everyone out of the way?
I'm about to fire up.

Okay, I'm all clear,
yeah, all clear.

Firing up now.

[engine starts]

Okay.
You all right if I take it?

Everything looks totally fine.
Temperatures are good.

See if you can make it fail.

Gary, I'm gonna give
it a normal thrust.

Standing by, ready.

Yeah, I could see wash now,
there we go.

Okay, I'm going ahead now.

You should see
the stern lines tighten up.

Now we're getting tension on
the lines, tension on the lines.

Okay, Colin,
you're good to shut down.

I went slower now,
I don't wanna stress anything.

But I would have
gone a lot faster

when we were moving back.

COLIN: Everything seems to be
working fine down here now.

It could have been a glitch
with the computer

that controls the throttle,
or something like that.

I think that
the throttle malfunctioned.

There's a computer in between
the controls and the propeller

to manage the load
on the engine.

It looks like my inputs
were too much,

and so the computer
just said no, I can't do that.

I think maybe when you...

when you went to stop or in
neutral, it just didn't catch.

It felt like it
just ignored the input.

Maybe it was one of just those
freak ----ing accidents.

It's a complicated system
that can fail.

But the most important thing
is the engine's working fine.

First time that's
ever happened to me.

Let's get that hydraulic off.

I've still got,
like, a pit in my stomach.

Me too, that's how I'm feeling.

Mm.

You don't know what to say, you
don't know what to do, like...

We got another issue.

I don't know if that
----ing door is gonna open.

The transom looks ----ed.

We don't know if this
is purely cosmetic,

or there's been some serious
structural damage to that door.

That's where all the toys are,

it's how the people get on
and off the boat

when they're swimming.

Why don't you jump
on the paddleboard,

brush all that sh-- off.

-Yeah.
-Anything big, keep.

If we can't get this door to
open, our charter season's over.

Everyone can go home, it's done.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Everybody has bad dockings,
it's part of boating.

If you haven't had
a bad docking, then...

Yeah.

You're lying, or
it's yet to come, so...

I don't know, it was weird.

It was very weird.

Oh, my God, I'm feeling
so sorry for ----ing Glenn.

Maybe you can do
the actual motion.

Okay, guys,
let's open this door.

We're gonna open the frame.

Keep an eye out there, Gary.

Yeah, I will.
Going on frame.

I feel embarrassed, I feel
embarrassed for the crew.

You know, I've been involved
in other incidents

that weren't pleasant,

but today is probably one
of the worst days

in my career, for sure.

Okay, we're gonna start opening
the door a little bit.

Just go real slow, bro.

Stop, come down, yeah.

What's that coming
out of the passerelle?

We're gonna open the frame.

Keep an eye out there, Gary.

Yeah, I will.
Going on frame.

Just go real slow, bro.

Okay, go platform open.

-Stop.
-Come down, yeah.

What's that coming out
of the passerelle?

Is that just excess sh--?

It's just... it's all
debris from where

it's been scuffed
and fallen in.

Should we keep going
with platform door?

Wait, let me just go
get the sh-- out.

Standing by.

Okay, I'm all clear here.

All right,
slowly opening the platform,

slowly opening the platform.

Everything's looking good.

Everything looks okay
with the door.

I think we got away
lucky on that.

This thing saved us, the fact
that it's two layers,

and we were literally
in the middle of it,

and it just split open.

The point of the transom
is the perfect height

to hit some big blocks
of concrete

and slice underneath them
and just lift them up.

We got a lucky break.

We're just gonna have
to get some black paint on it

and ----ing just...
slap some black paint on it.

No... dude, you don't have time,
the guests are gonna be here in,

like, four hours.

The damage is bad, very bad.

It's embarrassing.

You know, the milk is
spilled, it's happened.

You can't un-happen it.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

Any painter of boats.

The insurance will
take care of the repairs,

but right now I need to fix
the immediate problem.

We got paying guests
coming on board, so yeah.

All crew, all crew, not
the smoothest of mornings.

For [bleep]'s sake.

But you all handled
it like pros, thank you.

Painter's on the way, and the
guests will be here by 2:00.

So, let's shake it off
and keep hustling.

Okay, copy that.

Eight years in yachting,
I've never been in a boat

that's hit the dock,
let alone twice.

And now we're literally
about to pick up.

It's insane.

Do you have any idea, like,
what décor you're doing tonight?

No, I'll probably
just do a nice table.

I won't do a theme.
That's too many...

I don't like themes anyway.

Yeah, too much themes,
so that's what I'm saying.

My job is already hard, and
this charter is eight women...

Do you know what that means?

Guess what?
Just [bleep] Natasha.

Interior, interior, we just
got provisions at the dock.

----ing hell!

Ocean spring!

How is your anxiety today,
you feel better?

I feel very confused as to,
like, how I'm gonna manage this.

Like, I have grown to like him,
so it does suck in that sense.

I think you've got to wait
until after the charter

and see how it pans out.

Yeah, but I don't really
have a choice now.

The whole situation's
just not right.

Well, I don't think so.

I think you guys
already made your bed.

But I didn't...

Um...

It's a bit different
now that I know,

and then I'm gonna
continue to act on it?

We'll see.

So, the idea is to make
it look better.

[laughs]

Will you finish cleaning
up in here, please?

Roger-dodger.

That's the bar,
that's the day head.

Looks good.

[bleep]

Thank you, Tonka.

I think we should open
this door for the pickup.

Put two paddleboards, like,
they're clean, ready to go.

You know, like you were at
a boat show kind of thing?

Kind of always
think we're not gonna make it,

-and then we make it.
-I know, yeah.

So their eyes are taken off
by two paddleboards here.

I'm happy with that.

There's nothing else we can do.

A little bit of love.

You guys all ready to go?

-Yeah, man.
-Let's get changed.

Okay, guys, the guests
could get here any second.

Let's get everybody
out on the aft deck.

We're coming, Glenn!

[bleep] me.

I'm excited.

Yeah, I'm excited, too.

Do you remember
any of their names?

-I don't remember.
-It's the biggest one!

What?

-Hi!
-Hi!

-So excited!
-How you guys doing?

-Great!
-Good.

Welcome to Croatia.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

We know who you are,
Captain Glenn.

I'm Captain Glenn,
nice to meet you.

-I'm Erica, and this is my mom.
-Hi, how you doing.

Hi, nice to meet you.

I'm Captain Glenn,
nice to meet you.

They've got matching outfits,
just like us.

-It's time to walk the plank.
-Okay, here you go.

-Hi!
-Hi, my name is Alli.

Nice to meet you, I'm Erica.

-Hi, I'm Jess.
-Jess, I'm Gary.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Alli.
Are you the chef?

No, Chef's there.

You're the chef.

Oh, really?

-Cheers, to an amazing charter.
-Cheers, to an amazing charter.

So, I just wanted
to formally welcome you guys

all on board Parsifal III.

I'm gonna hand
you over to Daisy,

who's gonna give you
a little tour of the boat.

We're gonna get all
your stuff on board,

and then we'll get outta here.

Yay, thank you!

Here we have the aft c*ck.

This is where we'll
have most of the meals.

-Sh--.
-Oh, my God!

This looks like an
airport baggage claim.

Here we have the flybridge,
pretty cool hangout spot.

Come up here during sailing.

-You okay?
-Yep, got it.

Down here we have
the main saloon.

-This is where I'll be
-Perfect.

This is my thing.

Jesus, look
at the color of that.

It looks like a stripper's bag.

We set up three beds in here
and three beds in here.

A threesome!

And then in here is the master.

Mom, I might stay in here
with you and Myra.

Yeah.

All pins closed.

Ooh, my leg!

Also, I have a question...

I normally have to, like,
deal with my kids

all the time
and they're not here.

And so I, like, wanna do
as little as possible.

Can you guys unpack for us?

Yeah, sure.

You know that Dad always hired
people to unpack for me, he did.

-He did.
-He always did.

And so, I'd just like to be...
I wanna be spoiled.

All right, boys,
the hens have come to roost.

You wanna come have
a drink with me

-Uh, Okay.
-Please? Okay!

I'm loving this so much,
girls, can I have some wine!

Let's take a selfie.

So, it's figs
with pastrami and balsamic.

Figs with pastrami and balsamic.

Deck crew, deck crew,
I'm about to fire up.

Mom, will you take one of me
and Bianca first?

Tatas for Trump.

Okay, Glenn, that
is all lines clear.

Copy, thank you.

Colin, you can start
taking up whenever you like.

Copy that.

Three shots, port anchor.

After hitting the dock,

it's been a pretty
traumatic experience.

We definitely have to take
this one nice and slow.

Looking good, Glenn.

Do you like some figs with
pastrami and balsamic?

-Oh, thank you.
-Here you go.

Okay, I can definitely
see port anchor.

We've got a dead sea cucumber
coming up with it.

[laughs]

God, I don't even know
how to eat this.

[laughs]

Oh, that's nasty...

oh, no, ugh, ugh, ugh!

Dude, that was ----ing gross.

This is such a beautiful area.

I just love how there's, like,
a seat for all of us.

They brought me some
halal non-pork meat.

Cheers.
t*tties for Trump.

t*tties for Trump!

Make America great again.

I'm making America great again.

She's making
America great again...

-Oh, my God.
-One tata at a time.

Oh, yeah.

And making me want
to commit suicide.

Why, what's wrong?

Nothing, I just hate,
like, getting political.

Are you having anxiety?

No, I didn't wanna
make it political.

It's not political.

So, like, Don Jr.'s single,
and she's on the market.

This is Bianca's thing.

And now I'm ----ing mad.

-Guys, I'm sorry.
-Jess, Jess, Jess.

Let's do a dance.

Make Bianca great again.

I don't wanna get
----ing political.

Me too.

Jess is mad that
she's expressing herself.

I know.

I don't wanna make
anybody uncomfortable

with my political views.

My husband started
paying people

when we took trips
to unpack her bags.

Somebody wanted to enter
my daughter

in a Little Miss Texas pageant,
and I said,

"I've already taught them mime
and ventriloquism, puppetry."

You know, that's what's
important in the world.

Oh, my God.

La, la, la, la, la.

Coming up...

-Oh!
-Ah!

It's gonna get nasty.

We've hit the dock twice,

now we've got
a crazy storm happening.

Oi, can I get some help?

This is crazy.

Whoa, look at the lightning!

-Oh, my goodness.
-Sh--.

My whole thing is, like,
I'm all about everyone

just being their true
authentic self.

And that's herself, but it's
not yourself, and that's okay.

-No, right now it's...
-Zero point five.



Okie-dokie, no more Trump.

No more.

Really, what?

Do you have extensions?

No, no, no, this is au natural.

You have really pretty hair.

Thank you.

Bianca, put your fingers
in his hair.

Oh, Jesus.

Ooh, I like to say, gosh.

I could sit here all day.

I'm gonna wash
and condition it tonight.

So, I wanna talk
to you about dinner.

-So, I'm gluten-free.
-So, she's very picky.

Yes, I saw that, you know...

And I prefer to eat halal.

Yeah, I saw that.

That's a lot.

Well, we're excited.

As long as we have gluten-free
desserts, we're very happy.

When Bianca is talking,
she's, like,

"I just can't
even help it."

I speak very long words,
I don't know why.

-So, I don't... wait...
-I wanna sail.

It's gonna be very, very gentle,
because there's...

-Let's sail.
-...almost no wind.

No, that's exciting.

So, let's put sails up.

There's no wind.

There's 1.2 knots of breeze.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, there's no harm in it.

We feel the pressure,
like, we've gotta try

to keep the guests
having a nice time.

But you can't sail
when there's no wind.

Okay, going up on the mizzen.

The mandrel's spinning
faster than the halyard.

-That's fine.
-Okay.

Look, we've got four
knots, that's good.

That'll get us moving.

This is, like, so beautiful.

My husband's a lawyer, and
he likes personal injury.

Okay.

Let's go main.

Brakes off.

Little bit more.

Slow down on the engine now
that you've got your momentum.

-Yep.
-You're welcome.

Lock's on.

These sails are ginormous,
holy moly.

I came up at the right time.

Now you can just
keep her steady.

Yeah, that's exciting.

Engine's off,
we're just sailing.

We're not going very fast.

-Okay.
-How fast do we go, like...

Three knots.

Like a turtle.

I was gonna say, he's gonna say
it's in knots, which I don't...

I don't know what a knot is.

In miles per hour,
what's that?

Okay, uh, three and a half.

-Okay.
-Three and a half, okay.

It's almost the same.

Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, good for you.
-Yeah.

Ooh, here's our new
weather forecast.

Warning, afternoon
possibility of sudden storms.

Oh, no.

They expect 35 to


Actually, we're getting a little
more wind now, you can feel it.

-Oh, okay.
-That's not bad.

Oh, you reckon these girls
are gonna be a pain in the a*s,

-or what?
-Not for us, no.

For the girls?

Hopefully they just
get drunk and pass out.

Yeah, that's exactly
what's gonna happen.

Are you guys talking
sh-- about us, yeah?

-What?
-Yeah, you are.

-No!
-Don't play me!

Oh! Busted.

-Busted.
-Jesus.

Mandy, you need to hook up with
Jean Luc while were here, okay?

You okay?

Yeah, I just need to take
a break from the stupidity.

I hear people already
talking about us.

That's not
a fun feeling, you know?

No, don't worry.
Have fun, you're gonna be okay.

The crew are a great crew,
and this is your vacation.

Yeah...

I wonder if Daisy's gonna
let me go on a break now.

All crew, all crew,
please come to the laundry

for a crew meeting.

Go into the laundry.

-Uh-oh, what?
-Uh-oh.

Crew meeting, crew meeting.

So, basically, Jess,
she sat down and I was like,

"Are you okay," and she was,
like, "Not really."

The important thing is
we have to remember

that our job is to make
them feel comfortable.

And she asked what I thought,

and I said genuinely, I think
they're all super lovely.

Mm-hmm.

Whatever, Gary, like, I'm sure
they have opinions about you.

All right.

If you send out positive vibes
you'll get positive vibes back.

-I'm always positive.
-Whatever.

Okay, good crew meeting.

It ends up with people being
angry at Gary, ----ing hell.

Oh, my God, they're such
lovely people.

But the key is to, like...

I just burped
because no one's around.

I give you credit
for the amount you drink,

because if I drink that much...

I have a surprisingly
high tolerance.

I'd be dead.

Soon as I can get over...

just over there, we'll
be dropping starboard.

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna head down

and anchor at a good spot

where we've got good
protection from the storm.

-Ow.
-Do you... ooh, oh, no...

-Ah! It's okay.
-Are you okay?

-I'm fine.
-There you go.

Guys, I need a drink.

I'm just really channeling
Britney on this charter.

Oh, my God, it's so intense.

Ah, you stabbed me with
your toe, you ----ing...

your eagle talon.

We touched her with
our toes at the same time.

I don't even know how
they're eating dinner.

I don't know either,
to be honest.

Damn, you can bend them,
you can make fists.

I'm just doing, like,
three courses for dinner,

because they are
totally hammered.

I hope they don't notice.

I had, like, a
five-course meal planned,

but I don't think that
they would be able

to appreciate, like,
five courses.

They won't remember
what they're eating, anyway.

Roger, girl.

I'm gonna still try my best
to make dinner delicious,

but usually, drunk people eat,
like, anything.

So, yeah, that's it.

The lazy first?

Put the gennie
away first, yeah.

Okay, here I go.

Maybe a little bit tighter.

One of you guys wanna
do the main,

one on the mizzen,
let's get them down.

The mizzen.

-How's that?
-That's perfect.

Good!

At least they got
a little bit of a sail.

Yeah, let's make them
think they're sailing.

Actually, we're getting
a little more wind now,

you can feel it, of course.

Okay, Colin, stand by to drop.

Copy that.

Dinner's at 8:00,
and she said it's,

like, whatever we wanna wear.

So it's, like, everyone
should express themselves.

-What?
-Let her go, let her go.

How many courses
are you doing, Natasha?

Just three.

Big bite, there,
Glenn, big bite.

What should we wear?
Help me decide.

Zip me up.

Okay, don't get horny
in the galley.

Alli, can you change
into your blacks?

Copy that.

Wow, you guys, it's hard to get
ready when its, like, moving.

Hey, Moira,
we had a little incident.

We touched a dock
and we scraped off

quite a bit of the bottom
of the transom.

Are they sitting down
already for dinner?

-No.
-Oh.

Dinner's at 8:00.

It's nothing structural
or anything like that,

it's just cosmetic.

Thank you very much, Moira.

Beautiful weather.

What do you think of
setting up inside,

because it might be
too windy in here.

Yeah, I think
that's a good idea.

Too windy and gloomy, and... oh!

Ah!

[laughing]

So, I guess that's
a confirmation of my idea, yeah.

-That's a yes.
-Yeah, that's a yes.

JL, JL, Gary.

Go for JL.

Hey, man, can you
give me a hand

out on deck quickly, please?

Yeah, on my way now.

Jeez.

-Just got 30 gusts.
-It's gonna get nasty.

There's a massive storm brewing.

So, we've hit the dock twice,

now we've got
a crazy storm happening.

[thunder]

We can't catch a break.

Extend this line and
bring it back.

Okay.

-Oh, my God.
-[bleep]

Whoa, look at the lightning.

This is crazy.

Whoa, look at the lightning.

----ing getting out.

It's getting really bad.
Oh [bleep].

So, extend this line and
bring it back.

Okay.

We're moving a lot.

Colin, could you
let one more shot out?

-Yeah.
-Did you see that lightning?

It's gonna get nasty.

Yeah.

Oh, did I put
my drink over here?

Jesus!

-We're setting up inside.
-Okay.

I'm gonna go above deck,
because I don't feel good.

-Okay.
-I'm seasick.

It's not our greatest work.

We're gonna have
to wedge something

in the corner so it
doesn't blow out.

Where's the best place to
go if I'm feeling dizzy.

Oh, up top...

...definitely up top.

Wait, I haven't met you yet.

Daisy.

Oh, my gosh,
you look different.

Like, oh, my God, I'm seasick,
and I'm just, like, oh, God.

You're hammered,
you're not seasick.

I can't walk, I can't walk.

You can probably
sit though, too.

I'm not okay.
Jesus, take the wheel.

Oh, God, it's so...
I'm literally sliding.

[bleep]

There's ----ing bolts
coming down.

Ugh.

Why are we rolling
in a circle right now?

What's main course?

Salmon with cauliflower,
pureed vegetables.

Get a bridle across here,
tie it down here somewhere.

Think you guys are still ready
to eat in about 10 minutes?

-Yes.
-Yeah, we're ready.

Oi, can I get some help

Ooh!

[bleep]

-Oh, my God.
-Sh--.

Oh, there goes the glass.

This literally reminds
me of "Titanic."

That came outta nowhere.

Glenn, is there any
way you can, like...

She just said it reminded
her of "Titanic."

...regulate something?

I'm very highly seasick.

Sorry about that,
I feel really bad.

Yeah, but not much
you can do about it.

I feel like there
has to be something.

[clears throat]

It's called Zofran
and a sleeping pill.

This is, like,
a popular tapas from Spain.

Tell these ladies this is,
like ----ing hot.

Do you wanna help us, JL?

Yeah, sure.

Go, go, go.

What is this?

Oh, here it comes.

So, ladies, we have
shrimp cooked

in garlic and sweet paprika.

Mm, you guys that's good.

-Thank you.
-Enjoy!

Mm, that's really yummy.

This is the best thing
I've had in a really long time.

It's actually making
me feel better.

I'm running to the bathroom.

-Are they okay?
-They're loving it.

Mm.

This is delicious,
and I love that chef.

Like, I wanna be her friend.

[urinating]

Oh [bleep] it's hot.

Ow.

I ate everything, it's so good.

You guys?

Help, I can't get out.

Oh, it's okay, I'm coming,
I'm coming.

There you go, are you okay?

Yeah, I was, like, help me!

...truffle cauliflower.

Yum.

You said cauliflower, and
I couldn't be any happier.

Yeah.

This is fabulous.

Mm, this is so good.

The salmon is
cooked immaculately.

It's perfect.

This is insane.

It's orgasmic dinner.

[thunder]

Is that thunder?

And lightning.

At 3:00 in the morning,
it's dying down, it says here.

Everyone ate everything,
it's so good.

How many courses have you got?

Three, I don't think they can
make it more than three tonight.

Yeah, I don't think so either.

I wonder what I'm gonna eat
with this little spoon.

-I'm still hungry.
-I am, too.

Oh, that's it, just
besides the dessert, eh?

Yeah.

Natasha, you didn't tell
the guests

that they were having
five courses, did you?

No, I told her three.

Erica seems to think that
she was having five courses.

No.

Dinner tonight is five courses.

Well, we're excited.

Natasha has done
this so many times.

I've heard her tell the guests
that they're getting one thing,

and delivering another.

She said
she's got a candy machine,

and that never materialized.

I'm really sorry.

And it ----ing is
pissing me off,

because I get the brunt of it.

No, this is dessert, I think.

It's a berry tiramisu
with mascarpone cream.

Enjoy.

-It looks really good.
-It's delicious.

-I'm still hungry.
-Me, too, girl.

-I'm still hungry.
-It was fantastic.

Why is it done?
I'm upset.

Yeah, I'm hungry.
We need more food.

Do you think
we should say something?

-I'm still hungry.
-I'm still hungry.

Can I go tell her...

Yeah, Jennifer, can you?

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Hi.

-Natasha?
-Coming.

Oh, I can do something
for you, it's no problem.

I'm so sorry.

No, it's no problem, yeah.

Okay, thank you.

[bleep], I spoke too soon.

What happened?

Yes.

This whole skin here,
have to cut off this.

A bunch of us are still hungry.

She's making you some more food.

For reals.

They're still hungry.

It's coming now.

I just seriously, like,
I'm ready to eat.

Jesus Christ.

She's gonna do some steak.

I'll eat anything.
I will eat it.

Cindi, Jess, and Erica
are medium, okay?

What course is this?

I thought they already
had dessert.

But they come
and say they're hungry.

Seriously, they're asking
for more after dessert?

That's interesting.

So, the first one is rare.

Medium, medium-rare.

-Thank you.
-Oh, God, yes.

Oh, my, my.

I'll finish it,
Mandy, I'm starving.

This looks good.

When I put the sauce, you can
put some black pepper on.

Boom.

Okay, thank you, guys.

Girl!

I don't like working
under stress.

Did amazing.

-So pretty.
-Mm.

-That's really good.
-This is really good.

Oh, my God.

Everybody okay, now?

Does anybody
need anything again?

I'm sorry about that.

No, your food was just
so good, we wanted more.

Oh. Enjoy.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

They're all happy.

I wasn't kidding,
my big a*s was hungry.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Ooh, I don't like this.

Good night, team.

-Good night, guys.
-Good night, everyone.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Thank you, Daisy.

I'll see you guys
on the flip side.

The [bleep] is this sh--?

There's things
that have popped up down there

that are concerning.

I don't think I have
an STD, but [bleep]

Ugh.

I'm thinking to myself,

oh, my God, I got
----ing chlamydia again.

Yeah, you don't want to.

I'm gonna go to bed.

Okay. See you in the morning.

Okay. Good night.

Yeah.

Finding out that Sydney and Gary
had sex changes things for me,

because now I can understand
why Sydney has been so upset,

and I feel really bad for her.

Well, I don't know,
I'm just gonna play it cool.

I think you guys are cute.

I know, so that's what
I wanna say,

but I'd rather speak to her like
I'm speaking to you about it.

Do you like my pants?

I'm sorry, I don't have
heaps for you to do.

It's kinda been a long day.

We did crash the boat today.

Let's not talk about that.

My junk is getting redder,
and, you know, I'm worried.

Good morning.

I don't know what
the [bleep] is going on.

Good night, see you in a bit.

Thanks.

[alarm blares]

-Morning.
-Good morning.

Morning.

Good morning, how are you?

-Good, how are you?
-Good.

Okay, this is ready, go.

Would you like to order
some hot breakfast?

Could I have
an egg white omelette?

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

-Put that in?
-Might as well.

I just wanna go snorkeling.

It's cold, though.

I don't know if I wanna
get in the water in this.

Do we have, like, SCUBA suits?

You're not SCUBA diving,
you're snorkeling.

[bleep], doesn't look
like they wanna do anything.

No, it's not very
motivating, this weather.

If you jump in the water,
it'll be nice.

At least they've all
got flotation devices.

I don't know
if you guys do this or not...

is there any way
we could get massages?

Let me see what I can do.

Let me see if any
of the girls are qualified,

and I'll let you know.

Okay, perfect, thank you.

I appreciate everything.

-You're welcome.
-You're the best.

Question.

Oh, God.

How much do you
wanna earn a tip?

What do you want me to do?

Massages.

Oh [bleep]'s sake.

...but I don't
like doing massages.

I'm not gonna make anyone do
anything they don't wanna do.

No, they have to do it,
Daisy, it's all for the tip.

Yeah, yeah.

Sure.

She'll do it.

I would do it, but I don't have
a ----ing clue what I'm doing.

Okay, you guys,
let's do an impression.

Who am I...
"Hey, guys."

No, everybody
knows who that was.

Who is it?

-You!
-Me?

No! That's not me!

Yeah, you're just,
like, "Hi, boys."

I do not!

"Does anybody
wanna hang out?"

"My name's Bianca."

Well, I mean, what can I say?
I don't know.

The boys just love me!

-I'm so cold.
-Do you want a sweater, Bianca?

No!

So, Bianca, they said
they're happy to give massages.

I'm so happy, thanks, Daisy.

Time to get into
our bathing suits.

Yeah, go get a suit on.

-Hello.
-Hi, how are you?

Good.

You think she's getting pissed?

About what?

She thinks everyone's picking
on her, I can just tell.

She's being catered to on
hand and foot

and demanding people massage
her on the crew.

That's just not how I do things.

This has been the most stressful
trip I think I've ever taken.

It must be hard to spend all
this time with the girls.

If she doesn't wanna be the
center of being picked on...

Yeah.

then she needs to
dial back her, like...

Perfect, thank you.

Hey, who wants to
go on that thing?

The sun's back out.

Sorry, I'm bored of you b*tches.

What is she getting on,
a paddleboard?

I don't know, but I wanna
be a witness to this.

I don't know how this works.

Jean, will you come tell us,
like, what to do?

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

I've done it once before,

but, like, what if I, like,
get trapped out there?

And I don't wanna go by myself.

Okay, fine.

I just need five minutes
to get changed.

-Okay.
-I'll be right back.

Okay.

Lunch is at 1:30.

I will do a
broccoli quinoa salad,

fish, burrata, and sashimi.

Yeah, I think that's
more than enough.

Natasha, I don't think
she's a bad chef,

but she's so insistent on
doing her own thing

and doesn't communicate
with anyone,

that the consistency
just isn't there, and

I don't know what
I'm gonna be dealt with.

It's got me on edge
all the time.

Okay, let's get with it.

-I hope you liked it.
-Thank you.

How was your massage?

-It was amazing.
-Good.

I'm not gonna lie, I needed it.

-Ready?
-Yeah, I'm ready to do it.

All right, let's go.

Bye, Erica!

Look at her.

She's, like, "Can you
paddle a little faster?"

Looks like you've got it.

Good job, Jess.

Looking good, girl!

Oh, she is doing well.

Hi!

Oh, it's starting to rain again.

Jess, turn around,
it's gonna rain.

-Yeah, come on!
-Yeah.

Hurry, come back!

We're going in,
we're going in.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sorry, sorry!

Jess fell in!

-Just, like, look at her.
-Oh, my God.

She fell off.

-Ha!
-Oh, my Lord.

Oh, my God.

[bleep]
Oh, my Lord.

[bleep] this.

Oh, my God.

-Yay!
-Woo!

-I did.
-Hey, girl!

It's like, I saw the
rain coming and I panicked.

Uncover, cover,
uncover, cover...

it's like the Caribbean.

Oh, it's so wet weather.

Look, the sun's
coming out again.

What do you know?

This is, like,
such bizarre weather.

Oh sh--.

[bleep]

I'm just gonna throw on
some pants,

because I'm, like, soaking wet.

Oh, sorry, hey.

You okay?

Uh...

Oh, gosh, do I wanna know?

I don't know.

I'm just not feeling well.

Like, you know, down there.

Oh, no.

He means his p*nis.

-I'm concerned.
-Yeah.

I mean, like,
it's starting to hurt.

Oh...

Gonna make sure that
everything's okay.

Oh, God, great.

Yeah.

What do have that
you ----ing gave me now,

you ----ing as*h*le?

-Awesome.
-Yeah.

Oh [bleep].

I don't know what
the [bleep] was I thinking.

Lunch is at 1:30.

Perfect, I'm hungry.

I'm always hungry.

-JL, you go rest, bru.
-Yeah, yeah.

Go lie down.

Dani, are you okay?

What's wrong?

Anyway, they're sitting
down for lunch,

-so we need to go.
-I don't want to.

Oh, yeah, where's
your dinosaur?

Are you ladies ready
to sit down for lunch?

Alli, you can go on your
break, and take two hours.

Do you want me to take these?

Yeah, you can start
taking it now.

This is such a nice setup.

Beautiful.

So, here we have
ahi tuna sashimi.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Wow.

And here we have broccoli salad.

Oh, my God,
that looks so fresh.

Mm, oh, my God.

That sashimi's so good.

Breathe, girl, breathe.

I'm thinking I'm having
fun and enjoying myself,

and then there you go,
serious sh--.

Like, not only ----ing feelings,
but also ----ing diseases.

I'm ----ing done with
this sh--, you know?

Stress doesn't help,

and then you realize you're
stressing for no reason.

----ing hell, you don't know
even know what he have.

It could be he have, like...

I don't know, hemorrhoids.

It could be something
so total different

than what you're thinking.

Come on, Dani,
you're better than that.

This is, like,
the best lunch ever.

Now, here we have burrata
and rocket salad.

Oh, sorry.

Here.

Are you good?

You're acting really cray, girl.

How am I acting cray?

No, you just were,
like, "Calm down, girls."

That's why I'm asking
if you're okay.

Okay.

-Uh-huh.
-And it's really uncomfortable.

No, it's, like,
mostly the four of you guys.

I feel awkward, like,
when I walk into the room,

like I'm interrupting something.

-Here's some warm bread.
-Thanks, girl.

It's gluten-free.

I don't think any person
here wants to hurt anybody.

I'm not so sure.

You guys have all been
bullying me.

It's ----ing bullsh--.

Everybody has had
my name in their mouth.

Oh, my God,
where the [bleep] is Dani?

[speaking Portuguese]

I honestly feel like everyone
has been completely nasty to me.

Well, please leave me out
of that conversation.

Yeah, no, I don't think
that at all.

I actually do.

I've been sl*t-shamed.

Dani, Dani, Daisy,
can you help us with service?

[speaking Portuguese]

Do you know what it
feels like to be, like...

But I feel like you're
directly saying to me...

Every single one of you.

You guys are really
just making me

feel uncomfortable
on this trip.

This was such a bad idea,
to go with, like,

eight girls on vacation,

because I feel like I don't
have a single ally here.

Well, I want you to feel
like you have me now.

That's how I feel.

Daisy, I know you know how many
people is the next charter...

What the [bleep] like...

I don't wanna talk to him.
I don't wanna talk to anybody.

I don't wanna be here,
I wanna go home.

I'm just thinking,
you don't need this.

You're way better than this.

I just don't wanna be here.

Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

Are we gonna have
a little cuddle tonight?

No.

Something doesn't feel
right between Alli and I.

I really like you,

----ing really?

Colin can be the pirate.

JL, JL!

[shrieking]

It's only worth it
if somebody licks it off.

-Yes!
-Woo!

You did this.

Every time I walk in...

You cause all these problems...

Every time I walk in the room...

...and you sit there
like a victim.

You said that
people are being mean to you

because you're pretty.

-You said that.
-Yeah, I did say that.

Where did you buy your mirror,
because I'd like to get one.

Okay.

Because I'm ----ing ugly,
I guess.