02x16 - Last Call for Parsifal!

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Previously this season on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

The feelings I have for Alli
is not the same feelings

I have for you, and I'm so sorry

to put that out
bluntly like that.

Just leave me alone.

I found out you
and Sydney had sex.

I feel like I've completely
disrespected her.

I'm sorry for treating
you the way I did.

-I know you are.
-And you don't deserve that.

He's working with me now,

and it's making me see him
in a bit of a different light.

We're starting
to be more serious.

It's just, like, a lot
of feelings going on.

That's what you get when you get
with 30-plus-year-old women.

At the end of the day,

if you have two people who
really care about one another,

then they'll make it work.

Let's have sex tonight,
and if I get pregnant,

that's God's will.

Just try to keep
the portions small.

I think they thought
they were...

All the portions
were small last night.

Okay, I'm just giving you
some positive feedback.

No.

Natasha clearly isn't
responding well to feedback.

Natasha, we really need to do
crew food earlier, because...

We were sailing, there's
no way I could have done it.

Oh.

What the [bleep]
is going on on the boat?

No sense of urgency.

We have to get this sorted.

We've got 48 hours left.

We've just gotta smash
this one out.

-Yeah.
-Go team!

-[bleep]
-Yay!

We have to bring this
boat back to Spain.

I need a crew chef.

-That sounds amazing.
-All right?

I'm just wondering if
you'd consider staying on.

I'd love to, yeah.

For this next charter,
motor yacht Lady Michelle

has graciously paid
for a 24-hour charter

for the hardworking crew.

-Oh!
-You're kidding me.

-No!
-No!

All right, guys, here they come.

Well, here we go.

All right, guys,
here they come.

Oh, my God, my stomach is,
like, in knots.

That's a nice boat, yeah?

Are they hot?
Any guys hot?

That's a beautiful one.

I would honestly rather
watch Dani and JL make out

all night than serve my peers.

Okay, I can do it,
I can do it, okay.

Let's get this over with.

-Hello.
-Hello!

-Hi.
-How you guys doing?

-I'm Ben.
-Hi, I'm Daisy.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Captain Glenn,
nice to meet you.

Could the chef be like,

oh, my God, could you
tell the chef, like,

do the steak, like,
medium-well, please?

-Like, ugh.
-Brah...

Okay, you guys can
start going up.

-Don't be shy.
-Hi, welcome.

My name is Alli.

-Jack, nice to meet you.
-Jack, nice to meet you.

Hey, mate, Gary.

All right, is that
the end of the charter?

Oh [bleep], it hasn't
even begun.

Gary, nice to meet you.

These guys are gonna judge
everything, they're yachties.

Gary, nice to meet you.

It's very hard to give it
your all when you know

you're just serving someone
from the boat next door.

Nice to meet you, Christian,
have a champagne.

-Thank you.
-Welcome aboard Parsifal III.

It's nice to have
you guys here.

This is Daisy, our chief stew.

She's gonna take you guys on
a little tour of the boat.

-Great.
-Exciting.

If you want to follow me,
I'll show you around the boat.

Down here, we have the c*ck,

which I'm sure you're
all familiar with.

Okay, let's get all
the luggage on.

If you'd like to follow me up
to the fly bridge.

I don't wanna touch the
stainless.

Don't touch
the stainless, Paul.

Oh, yes!

Up here, we have the bunny pad
and the hot tub as well,

which we can get fired up
for you tonight.

This is such a nice deck here.

It's awesome.

That'd be a good look.

This is obviously
the main saloon.

There's so much
more stuff on here.

And if you wanna follow me,
I'll show you the guest cabins.

Down here we have two twin
cabins, they're both matching.

Oh, wow.

And I don't know if any
of you are a couple or...

Oh, well, maybe they'll
have the master.

Maybe you can fight over it.

This is your master cabin.

We can always form a couple.

Nobody knows what to do,
nobody knows what to say.

No way!

This is if they have makeup...

That's such a good idea, wow.

Kinda wanna fall
into a hole and die.

Ugh, this is awful.

Thank you.

They took their own bags.

Did they really?

It feels weird,
drinking on a Monday.

Feels weird drinking on a yacht.

Okay, Gary, you can
draw in both those lines.

Let me know when
they're on board, please.

We're gonna get outta here.

Feels weird not
having a radio, too.

All lines clear.

Yes, Gary, get it.

[laughing]

Three champagnes, I'm starting
to [bleep] with people now.

Colin, you can start picking
up whenever you like.

Is there anything left in there?

No, I'm gonna get you
another bottle.

Okay, sweet.
I'll be back in a second.

Don't worry, I haven't
forgotten about you.

I wanna get steaming drunk.

Okay, Glenn,
anchor's in the pocket.

-Copy that.
-Bye-bye, Lady Michelle.

Oh, I'm so glad
you're here, then,

you can, like, just chill
and be looked after.

Well, you guys have
drank the most champagne

so far this season.

We've only been here
for an hour.

I know, and you've gone
through, like, six bottles.

Everyone else had,
like, one bottle.

-Oh, my God.
-That's so weird.

I know, right?

I just wanna be, like,
no, I'll do it, it's fine.

Where's our ship from?

She's from Trinidad.

This is our time to shine.

It's always...
it's my time to shine.

Okay, so the steak
and the lobby is finished.

I like how I'm working.

There's not a lot of breeze,

but we're gonna try
and get the sails up.

Oh, yeah!

Can you give us a tutorial?

You ready to go? Good.

Let's get this b*tch sideways.

Going up.

I was on the motor yacht
for I think nine months,


I first joined,

but I've been in sailboats
ever since then.

It's easier to drive
a motor yacht, for sure.

-Head into wind?
-Head into wind, yeah.

Okay, let's go main.

Yeah!

They're a motor yacht crew,
so I'm hoping

by showing them how we do
things on a sailing superyacht,

to maybe convert a few of
them away from the dark side.

How's that lop, it's okay?

It's perfect, yeah.

That's main engine off.

We're sailing!

Yeah.

This is incredible.

It's so mesmerizing.

This is free traveling,
right here.

-That's cool.
-So cool.

I wanna work on a sailboat now.

-Woo!
-This is so cool!

Coming up...

They're asking us
to do a shot with them.

I don't mind if you guys
do one shot.

-Cheers!
-Woo!

The minute I agree to
let them do that shot,

I instantly regret it.

I'll never say no to a shot.

Oh, we know.
Cheers!

Right now we are


-Really?
-Zero under engines.

-So cool.
-JL, you can go down, eh?

Okay.

Yeah.

No.

It's hard, because
we're sailing, like,

we can't set up for dinner.

But on the up side,

your clientele has
to be more understanding.

I feel like you're more...

♪ Working on
the night shift, baby ♪

Are you guys gonna have
some beers with us tonight?

Not allowed, man.
Gotta look professional, man.

You gotta look professional.

Hey, gorgeous girl.

Hey.

-How's it going?
-Great.

Gary and I,
we're back on track.

It's so much better than being
broken up, and the awkwardness.

What a mistake
that turned out to be.

Oh, that's nice.

Okay, shall we put
this gennie away?

Syd, you wanna call the main,
as you're already up there?

This is our last night,
our last dinner service.

Ah!

The last time I have
to wear this ----ing dress.

Glenn, forward a little bit.

Okay, Colin, let's go to four.

Drop the anchor.

One shackle, two shackles...

How many meters is one shackle?

We've got four shots at
the waterline right now.

Excellent.

Glenn, you've really
nailed it here.

This is a lovely spot.

Not bad, eh?

Guys, what do I write?

Ooh, I like it.

Oh, really?

There we go.

P3 city?
That's lame.

We're in the city, P3 city.

Yeah, that was
a very mom moment.

Because this is
a last-minute charter,

we're gonna stick with the
previous guest preference sheet.

They ordered an elegant
steak-and-seafood dinner,

followed by a nightclub
up in the fly bridge.

I love dressing up.

I ordered this sh--,
we're using it,

and they will have fun.

I'm thinking to serve
dessert in this.

I'll, like, crumble thing below,

with some berries and stuff,
and stuff.

Yeah, that sounds nice.

Aren't you guys
gonna go for a swim?

Woo!

Last one in buys
the first round.

I'll pay.

You wanna work on
that thermostat, eh?

-Bring your tools in or what?
-Yeah.

Did you guys bring some--

I'm pretending I'm crew now,
look at my shirt.

Yeah.

Go on, Chris, you can do it!

That was bad.

This is ready to rock and roll.

I'm gonna get changed
for dinner, have a shower.

Yeah, I'm gonna shower, then,
if you guys aren't showering.

Daisy, could you taste
this for me, please?

-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

I think it's really nice.

It's got, like,
a tiny kick at the end.

Right, yeah, that's good.

Yeah.

Hey, you realize you're
late for dinner?

-Yes.
-The thing that you hate.

-Yeah.
-Come on.

[bleep] me, that smells good.

I'm demanding that
the crew do a shot with us.

Daisy, Alli.

They're all sitting
at the table.

What is this again?

Coco-loco,
it's a crazy seafood...

Coco-loco seafood curry.

Ready?

Oh, yeah!

Thank you so much. Wow.

-Here you go.
-Thank you so much.

Holy Moses.

Okay, so, guys, tonight
you're gonna be eating

a coco loco curry.

-Oh!
-Yeah!

Bye!

Oh, my gosh, this looks insane.

This is so good!

This is unreal.

-Okay.
-Are you doing surf-and-turf?

Yeah, boi.

-How is it?
-Delicious.

-It was so amazing.
-Don't even get me started.

-Amazing.
-It was so good.

-Wow.
-That was so good.

Yeah.

They are absolutely
frothing it.

How is everyone feeling
about a round of shots?

Oh!

How's Daisy feeling
about a round of shots?

I think it's a great idea.

Oh!

I will, I promise
I'll do one later.

That's very artistic.

It's the chef blood and sweat.

Oh, I love it.

Okay, I'm gonna start
setting up upstairs.

Okay, sweet, thank you.

For tonight's main course,

you are having surf-and-turf
on a bed

of garlic mashed potatoes
and cherry sauce.

Is this the chef's actual hand?

It's the chef's
blood, sweat, and tears.

Wow.

-That looks so nice.
-I love it.

Cheers, Dais!

You're welcome, enjoy.

No, it's...
it's this way.

Sorry.

Mm! This is exceptional.

Oh, my gosh, this is...
I'm in heaven right now.

This is so good.

Yes, you wanna do it?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's so cute.

I like it.

What do I call this,
like a chocolate forest?

Yeah.

I'm very impressed.

After the last charter,
we really turned it around.

I mean, the camaraderie among
them is what amazes me the most.

They just roll on with it and

let it slide down their backs,
like any good yachtie.

I think this is a fantastic way
to end the season.

So, these are homemade
chocolate truffles.

This is mascarpone,
chocolate mousse,

and ice cream sandwiches.

Wow.
Oh, my God.

That is the most insane piece
of chocolate I've ever had...

-Mm!
-Mm!

Ooh!

Cheffy, Cheffy, Cheffy!

I kind of look like a fairy.

I've brought another
one for you guys.

No way, here she is!

I wish you could have been
here to hear the reactions

when we were eating this.

-Well done, well done.
-You're welcome, thank you.

-Thank you.
-Phenomenal.

Excited for breakfast.

Oh, here, Natasha, you
can take a photo with us.

Should we get some more shots?

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh!

Christian, you look so
----ing drunk.

You all look like a
----ing Christmas tree.

Oh, my God.

-Hi, Glenn!
-Bottle service at the club.

You look like little fairies.

-Guys?
-Yeah.

What do you reckon about
a little round of Patron?

Tequila!

And maybe a couple for you guys.

Sure, I can ask Glenn.

Gimme a few minutes,
and we'll bring you upstairs.

You can take as long
as you need, Dais.

Glenn, they're asking us
to do a shot with them.

I don't mind if you guys do
one shot, end of the season.

One shot... that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

One shot only.

Let's do it.
There's a disco ball.

Woo, it looks like
a little party.

-Oh, here come the shots.
-Oh!

We brought some shot buddies.

Yeah, I'll never
say no to a shot.

-Oh, we know.
-Cheers!

Woo!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

The minute I agree
to let them do that shot,

I instantly regret it.

Oh, that's nice.

We have to treat them
like charter guests.

That's right, you work here...
thank you.

It can't just be a party of
a whole bunch of yachties.

I would have just brought
the bottle up, but hey.

I do not want this
to go off the rails.

I'll just have that one also...
a double shot.

-Woo-hoo!
-Great.

Coming up...

I have something to tell you,

but I don't wanna be this
person to stir sh--.

Oh, my God, just tell me.

Gary said, "I'm gonna [bleep]
Sydney to get Alli's attention."

No, I feel sick,
I feel embarrassed,

-I feel stupid.
-No, no, no...

Let's get the party started!

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, that's nice.

-Thank you, guys.
-You're welcome.

That's nice tequila.

It's dangerous,
it's too delicious.

Ah!

Yeah.

-Yes!
-Woo!

Is it okay if we
had one beer up there?

They've already had a shot,
that's enough.

Leaving 16 yachties together

without my supervision
is a bit terrifying.

Ah!

Oh, my God, I love it.

Woo!

I don't believe you guys
are jumping.

Oh, you as*h*le!

-Oh, that's me!
-Oh sh--!

[laughing]

I don't wanna end a season
with a drunken orgy.

They're guests, we're crew.

Woo!

-Oh!
-He's alive!

Girls, you can come up.

Come.

Okay, suck it in, girl.

We're hype girls.
We're making everybody have fun.

That is our job, I think.

I haven't really been
given a full description.

I was just told
to dress up, so I did.

Okay, go.

Woo!

Yeah!

Let's go!

Oh!

-Woo!
-There we go!

Yeah!

Sorry I'm not dressed up.

I thought they were
gonna be hard work,

but these guests
are really cool.

They're like, please, thank you,

and they appreciate everything
you're doing for them.

Makes our life easier.

I feel half like a guest
with these guys on board.

Yeah, cheers!

All right, I think
I just fell in love.

Feels crazy that it's all over.

There you go, party!

Yeah, I do!

-Hello.
-Hey!

Oh, my God.

[bleep], it went so fast.

[bleep] tomorrow night
I'm getting pissed again.

I can't wait.

We had our boys dress up like
mermaids the other day, so...

-Yeah.
-It's our turn now.

You can make the boys
do things tonight.

Glenn's, like, supervising us.

Well, I know you guys too well.

Oh!

Are you guys finished
work now, or what?

-We're never finished working.
-We're working for you.

This is a proper school night.

Yes.

I feel like it's imperative
that I tell Alli what I know.

She's hurt me so badly,
like, playing with my feelings.

I... ugh.

It's so dark and so twisted,
but this is way too delicate.

Timing is key.

At the end of the day,
we've a job to get done.

Something's falling in my butt.
Eee!

It's cold.

Are you guys
finished up there?

Yes.

We're just gonna
put some clothes on.

Oh.

Cool.

Ugh, gross.

Take a photo.

Not about it.

Shame.

You going to bed?

Yeah, I'm running away
from these people.

Good night.

Oh, great, thank you.

Yeah, we honestly don't mind.

Insist on showing me your a*s
every ----ing day, huh?

-Sad.
-I know, it's so sad.

-Oh!
-Oh!

I couldn't have done it
without you.

You made it very easy.
You were...

I loved my team.

I totally agree, you and Dani.

-Oh, here she is!
-We're having a moment.

We're having a moment!

It's the last time
I'm going to bed.

See how far she's come.

You...

You did go really far,
little chickie.

Oh, stewardess chickie.

Yeah.

She's our mum hen... hen.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah.

Okay, I'll just show you
where to write down.

There's not much to do, really.

Wow, look at this thing.

c*ck table is quite bad.

Okay.

Woo!

You got it.

Is he coming up?

He's alive?

-I was wondering.
-Good night.

Thank you.

-Good night, you're welcome.
-You're very welcome.

You guys have been super lovely.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Okay.

-Good night.
-Good night.

See you in the morning.

No, no, no, a kiss
doesn't give me a b*ner.

Mm.

Real fast.

Definitely.

No.

Quite happy that this
is the last charter.

But it's bittersweet,
because I like our situation.

-Good night, girl.
-Night.

Once the season's over,
we're going to spend

more time together, but I'm
in Australia, he's in America...

Where is this gonna lead?

Life is so hard right now.

Coming up...

Where my Guccis, where my,
where my Guccis.

What the hell?

Like, what...
this is weird.

Sorry for our obnoxious guests.

-Woo!
-Mwah!

-Morning, morning, morning.
-Morning.

Morning, Cap.

Are you ready for
the last one, b*tch?

b*tch, I was born ready.

Time to get all warm and cuddly.

You guys didn't sneak up last
night after I went to bed?

Only for a couple.

Like, yeah, two, three...

Two, three bottles each.

How are you?

Good, did you sleep well?

-Yeah.
-Good.

Waking up was the trouble.

I know, that's sad.

It's the end of
the season party.

What did I do with the...

Oh, it's right here.

Natasha, stop going crazy.

Morning.

All ready for some
seabob action?

Okay, cool.

We look like sailor
prostit*tes, but whatever.

Love it!

You have to kinda start
with your weight back...

Ooh!

I like how
you're thinking ahead.

Obviously.

I'm ready for you to
start taking things up.

Cool, thanks.

Go sit down.

You're late for brunch.

Party, party.

Bruschetta.

Oh, look at this.

Thank you.

Banana and chocolate muffins.

-Ready?
-Yeah.

-Whoa.
-Whoa.

Oh, my God.

Mm, yeah.

Banana and chocolate muffins.

What?

No, it does not.

Thank you so much.

Coconut and pineapple dessert.

-Oh!
-Oh, my gosh.

All crew, all crew,
we're going

to sail back to Lav Marina,
so make sure we stow well.

Thank you.

Our last sail!

Let's fire up and start
picking up immediately.

Okay, I'm on it.

Yeah, keep going,
Glenn, Glenn.

-Anchor is home.
-Coming ahead.

What's the plan, Glenn?

-We're gonna get the sails up.
-Woo!

Okay, if you guys pull out
that forward lazy sheet.

Get 'em up.

Stretch your muscles.

Definitely feels good to get
in one last sail with this crew.

Okay, let's start
going up on the mizzen.

Coming.

I'm really sad to see them go.

I always joke,
"I never wanna have children,"

because I have children already.

You got like a little twist,
like a quarter twist?

No, that's okay,
it'll come out on its own.

And it's an ever-evolving
family of children.

And I love it, it's great.

Okay, I'm gonna come
out on the gennie.

That's main engine off.

Doing six knots.

Insanely good.

This is a nice angle,
though, eh?

-Yeah.
-This is great.

Oh!

It's super dramatic,
having the sails up there.

It's, like, so powerful.

What's the fastest you've had
this thing going under sail?

-Seventeen.
-Really?

-That's nice.
-Yeah, that's very nice.

We do a lot of regattas.

We've done well
in the regattas, too.

-Oh, yeah?
-A lot of podiums, yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna go away
on the genoa.

I know some of them have
other things to move on to,

but I'm really hoping
that I can keep

a few more crew on board
for the crossing.

Good?

-Okay, let's get ready.
-Roger, roger.

Last hour, last hour, last hour

-Yeah.
-I know, yeah, this is...

Okay, Colin, you can let
port go,

let port go, please.

Dropping port.

Let starboard go,
let starboard go.

Fifteen to the dock, Glenn.

Starboard spring
line ashore now.

Copy that, just count down
the last five for me, please.

Five, Glenn...

Okay, Glenn, hold us here,
it's looking good.

Where my Guccis,
where my, where my Guccis.

Sorry for our
obnoxious guests... sorry.

Can't do anything
with these guys.

Where my Guccis... mwah!

What the hell?
Like, what?

This is weird.

You're gonna have red lipstick
on yourself now.

Excellent, main engine off.

-You guys are amazing.
-Aw, thank you.

Daisy's gonna get laid,
Daisy's gonna get laid

All crew, all crew, guests
are getting ready to depart.

Can we get everybody
on the dock?

You can come closer,
I don't smell that bad.

Come on, a little bit
closer, guys.

So nice to meet you.

Glenn, thank you so much.

All right, man,
thank you.

Ah!

I just wanna say thank you
again from everyone,

because we know what
it's like from your side.

And if you guys were upset
about having

a last-minute surprise charter,

you definitely didn't
show it at all.

Thank you so much,
you smashed it.

-Thanks.
-Thank you!

-Cheers.
-Thanks for being there for us.

All right, thank you, everyone!

-Bye!
-Thank you so much.

-See you later, thank you.
-See you guys, thank you.

Bye!

End of season, woohoo!

[cheering]

Who's gonna be
the first to cry... Glenn!

So, what do we need to do?

-I don't think much.
-Strip the beds?

Like, strip the beds,
yeah, and that's it.

Ready for some
surefire action?

Yeah, I thought
I'd have a ciggie real quick,

but I can manage.

Surefire it is.

Sydney, do you have a second?

Yeah, I do.

Is anyone there?

Am I in trouble?

No, it's actually
the opposite.

I've gotta bring
the boat back to Spain, right...

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Because we have lots of
work still to do.

Yeah.

I need some delivery crew,

and if you're not busy
right after this, I'd like you,

if you can, stick around
to deliver the boat back.

-Yeah.
-And if you're interested.

Yeah, for sure, for sure.

-Cool.
-If you'll have me...

-Yay!
-I'll give you one of those.

Being asked to stay on
by Glenn

is the biggest testament

to how hard I've worked
this entire season.

Like, I'm stoked on this.

I guess that means I did
an okay job this season, then.

You did a great job
this season, you know that.

All crew, can I get
everybody together

in the saloon
for a tip meeting?

Sh--, the last tip meeting.

Whew, we did it...
we pulled it off.

I know many of you guys
weren't too happy

when we heard that we were
gonna have charter guests

that were our peers,

but I'm proud of how
you guys handled it.

I think you did great.

The charter broker organized
us a tip, and it's $7,500.

Wow.

So, 830 apiece.

-That's really good, yeah.
-For a day, yeah.

-Yeah, that's great.
-Nice, eh?

That's very generous.

I think we had a great season,
you guys were amazing.

Here are our totals, which is
a testament to how well we did.

This season,
we've made $106,450,

or $11,830 per person...

-Good season.
-[bleep] yeah.

That's a sh--load.

First round's on me.

I'm stoked, I'm happy.

To celebrate, tonight
we're all gonna go

to a place called
Klis Fortress.

We're all gonna go there

and have a spectacular
dinner, all right?

-You're gonna come?
-Yeah, I'm gonna come.

Yay!

Here's to a fantastic season
with a fantastic crew.

-Woo!
-Thank you very much, you guys.

-Woohoo!
-Yay!

Thank you very much, guys.

Don't forget...
be ready, 7:00 p.m.

Hey, Daisy,

I know a boat looking
for a chief stew.

I would do it,

but I'm going
straight to another boat,

like, the day I leave here.

-Oh, are you?
-Yeah.

Ah, where?

I'm going back
to my old boat, and...

How long were you on that boat?

Two and a half years.

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

It's been a ----ing
blast, brother.

It's been a pleasure,
yeah [bleep] yeah.

Gary and I are gonna stay on,
and Natasha's staying on, yeah.

Definitely the three of us.

Alli, Alli, Glenn.

Can you meet me up
in the wheelhouse?

Copy that, on my way.

So, I just wanted to have
a quick word with you.

Yes?

I don't know if you've heard,

but I've gotta deliver this
boat back to Spain,

we gotta go back
to the shipyard.

I need a junior stew
for the crossing.

Are you interested?

Would you consider staying
on for a little bit longer?

-Yes!
-Yes, you would?

I would love to,
yes, I would love to!

Excellent, excellent.

I'm so grateful to be
working for Glenn.

I'm not thrilled about staying
on with both Gary and Sydney.

I wish it was
just me and Gary...

Thanks, Glenn!

Excellent, I'm glad
you can do that.

-Thank you very much.
-Yes, thank you so much.

All righty.

I think I'm better than that.

I hate to break it to you.

Ah!

Coming up...

Okay.

Sorry.
Yeah, I'm just...

Fine, yeah, I'm fine.
I am okay.

-You're fine?
-I am okay.

[bleep], what have I done now?

[bleep]

Why does there have to be
drama on our last dinner?

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Boy!

What a season it's been, y'all.

That's juicy, b*tch.

I'm coming with you!

Yes.

Oh, I'm so glad, you'll have
such a good time in Palma.

Oh sh--,
Alli and Gary and I...

Ugh, one big, happy family,
it's great.

No, it'll be good,
I'm glad to just keep working.

I don't know how you...

This leather jacket
I'm gonna bust out.

Leather jacket, yeah.

Ooh, very glamorous.
Daisy, who are you?

-Hello.
-Hello.

Lady in red.

Are you guys ready to go?

Let's get some booze.

-I'm right behind you guys.
-Okay.

Try to be good
for 20 minutes, eh?

-No promises!
-No promises!

-Without supervision.
-You wanna hold my hand?

Yeah.

End of season, bro.

Did it.

Oh!

I'm okay, I'm okay.

Bye!

-Do you like my new hat?
-It's beautiful.

We're going to a fortress.

Going to a fortress!

-[honking]
-Woo... whoa, oh, my gosh.

We all okay?

How much does a
pint of beer weigh?

How much?

Enough to break the ice.
hi, I'm Gary.

Oh!

That's good, come on.

Surely that's never
worked for you.

Well, it's working right now.

Alli and I,
we're in a good space,

and it just feels right.

I'm quite happy about this.

It's how I wanted to end
the season with Alli.

So irritating...
it's fine.

Well, here we are,
check where we are.

This is sick!

Yay!

Oh, no worries, we're fine.

[laughing]

-Go on, guys.
-Whoa.

This is so pretty!

[bleep] me, this is so nice.

Holy sh--.

We have come through
so much this season

to have our final dinner
at this fortress.

It's just the coolest thing
ever.

-Good evening.
-Good evening.

Good luck to you.

Yes, please.

It's nice, isn't it?

There he is!

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn!

Woo!

-How you guys doing?
-Hi, Glenn!

Wow, isn't this incredible?

It's incredible.

I'll do one...
you got a wide-angle?

[chattering]

Cheers.

Guys, should we do our high
and low for the whole season?

Yes, let's do a high and low.

Yeah, start with JL.

The high was sliding off
the dessert table.

[cheering]

That was worth it.

Dani?

My low is sailing...

-Oh, I know!
-Oh sh--.

Looking back,
my defensiveness

is what caused
a lot of problems.

But we understand
each other better now.

I think we could ----ing
rock a boat now.

I can be so egoistic at times.

It's a chef thing, but it
don't have to be a human thing.

And for me, I'm leaving
here with a team

that I think will
leave something in my heart

that I will remember
for the rest of my life.

Oh, I love that.

Cheers!

Okay, my low is
my pa passing away.

My high is all the laughs.

I have not laughed
so much ever in my life,

and it's because of you guys,
and I'm so happy for that.

-Aw!
-Oh!

Glenn, it's your turn...
your high and low.

Oh, okay...

my low was when
that dock hit us.

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

Ahead, ahead, Glenn!

[bleep]

-Ahead!
-Ahead!

Ahead!

Yeah, obviously, that's a low.

But my high is meeting you
guys all the first day.

I was a bit nervous,
and then once I met you,

I immediately knew that
I had a great team

and I was so relieved that
I could tell immediately,

before we even got started,
that you're all gonna nail it...

I knew it.

Oh, Glenn!

I need a minute, please.

Honestly, this
is the dream team.

-Aw!
-Yeah!

-To a great team.
-Cheers to the dream team!

To the dream team!

Woo!

Thank you for an amazing season.

I'm gonna dock out, because...

-No!
-I want you guys to let loose.

No, Glenn...

It's not a school night,
get crazy, all right?

Take care.
All right, mate.

All right, we'll
see you soon, Glenn.

See you later, have fun.

-Thank you very much, Glenn!
-Thank you!

We're going for a cigarette,
nobody get upset.

No, you all come back here,

you can't be away
from the table this long.

Whatever, kiss my ----ing a*s,
Natasha.

Okay, I'm coming,
Daisy, to kiss your a*s.

This is ----ing lovely.

I wanted to say my other
high was meeting you.

Dani's opened up my eyes to what
a good relationship could be,

and I'm not willing
to let that go so easily.

I wanna say,
while I'm still sober...

Mm-hmm?

I really do.

In my life, I just like
to tell people

how important they are
to me, when I can.

Because you never know
what happens tomorrow, so.

I have something to tell you,

but I don't wanna be this
person to stir sh--.

I've tried to put myself
in your shoes, and...

Oh, my God, just tell me.

-Ugh.
-What?

The other night when Gary
was flirting with Sydney,

I know for a fact that he said,

"I'm gonna [bleep] Sydney
to get Alli's attention."

How much can I carry
on chasing a girl that I like

that doesn't want anything
to do with me?

All right, so what are
you gonna do about it?

I'm gonna pump the other one.

That's pretty ----ing savage.

I know, I know.
Sorry, Alli.

Here we go, here we go...

Okay, now I'll have a photo,

because we're like
boys, bro.

It's ruined.
It's, like...

It's, like, yuck now.

I honestly feel like someone's
just kicked me in the stomach.

Okay, my advice
is leave that behind.

Just do the dinner, and then
the two of us hang out.

And not only that, I have to go

and sit at the dinner table
and try and, like, act normal.

Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry,

don't hate us.

Ugh, it sucks.

Uh-huh.

Awkward silence.

-You okay?
-Mm-hmm.

I am, I'm just feeling...
yeah, I'm...

It's fine?

I am okay.

I'm ----ing great,
I'm good, yeah.

Okay.

...and I was terrified.

[bleep]
What have I done now?

Maybe later.

Oh my God.
Oh, I can't.

Why does there have to be
drama on our last dinner?

Alli?

Okay, what...

You sit here, or you...

No, I'll sit here,
I'll sit here.

This is making my heart race,
please, I can't...

No, I feel sick and I feel
embarrassed and I feel stupid.

No, no, no, stop!

I can't, like, sit there.

Okay, what...

-I feel stupid.
-No, no, no, stop!

I shouldn't have ----ing
told you, I regret it so much.

No, it's okay,
it's not your fault.

Ooh, yes.

Is that everybody?

That's perfect, thank you.

Bon appétit, guys.

...that you would say
something like that?

How do you need to chat so much?

Missing the first course,
missing the second course.

You talk a lot.

Why are you worried about it?
It does not matter.

I honestly just want him
to ----ing leave me alone

and just stay away from me,

but I can't say that to him,

because he's gonna be
like, why, why, why.

Just breathe through this.

I swear to God, I will lose it.

I don't understand
how he could be that cruel.

Sorry if we're being rude.

I'm not.

Ugh, what the [bleep]?

All right.

[fireworks exploding]

Ooh!

Oh, my God!

Yay!

[shouting]

Oh!

What a way to ----ing
end the season, with, like,

a firework show at a castle.

Like, the best way to go
out, without a doubt.

-Woo!
-Yay!

Yeah!

-It's been a pleasure.
-Let's do it.

Children, we have to go.

-Let's just move on.
-We're going with them.

Yeah.

The four of us getting
a taxi, it's fine.

We'll get through this together.

Are you guys okay?
You guys were talking about?

Yeah, we're okay.

Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary,
Sydney.

Ah.

Oh [bleep] they're making out.

Natasha, you are amazing.

You too, girl.

-Mm, me too.
-I've grown to really love you.

I can't talk to them,
I can't talk to you,

this is a sh-- car ride.

Just continue making out,
I'll just sit here, it's fine.

It's our last night,
guys, [bleep].

Yay!

You guys obviously
know something

-I don't, because you...
-Oh...

-Mm.
-I told you...

Ugh, I told...

Ugh.

...that he said that
he wanted to [bleep] Sydney

that night to get back at her.

Why did you do that?

Because I couldn't keep it in.

They're, like, doing
this crossing together.

It's ----ing weird.

As soon as I said those words,

and you were, like, getting all
worked up in the laundry,

I was, like, sh--,
what have I done.

I just couldn't deal with it.
Like, I'm sorry.

Like, I felt like I needed
to tell my friend.

Don't take the moral
high ground here.

-I'm not angry at you.
-I'm not taking...

-I'm not angry at you.
-But what are you angry at?

How many times do you
want me to say it?

-I'm angry at myself.
-But why are you...

It's not like me to ----ing
say something about a mate

that I probably
shouldn't have said.

I think if I told him
something in confidence,

I think he'd be able
to keep that to himself.

----ing am I involved
in this sh--?

-What?
-Gary, come.

There's only one explanation,
and it's that I ----ed up.

So, I said something to Daisy,

and we were just talking,
and then I was, like,

"He told me that he wanted
to [bleep] Sydney, ha, ha, ha,"

like, just joking about it.

And it's influencing
how Alli is treating you.

I just had a ----ing
brain lapse.

-But we're boys, mate.
-I know, bru.

We're ----ing boys.
We stick out for each other.

I feel like a ----ing puss.

Yeah, you should feel
like a puss.

It is what it is,
it's happened now.

But I will say one thing...
you put me under the bus there.

You wanted the drama,
you got the drama.

That's not how it is, but...

It seems like it is, though.

I think it's a bit of a stab
in the back, to be quite fair.

This is not how
I expected a great night

and a great season to end.

[bleep] this, really.

Guys, literally,
this is our last night.

Would you all come up and
just ----ing hang out?

And what Dani's saying
right now is ----ing right.

This is what we asked for

Gary. Shots. Come.

Let's get together as a crew
for a last night.

Woo!

If I have sex in the fly bridge,
it's your guys' fault.

[laughing]

Hey, hey!

Time to get in the Jacuzzi.

Let's go get changed.

Ugh, I'm over this sh--.

These are all my bathing suits.

This one, because
then we can match.

Daisy, that swimsuit
is ----ing amazing on you.

Oh, my God, I'm not balanced.

Me, too, I'm not
balanced at all.

I will not get naked tonight.

That's a good thing.

Where's Gars at?

Don't know.

Ow, that's my butt,
stop hitting it.

Where has Gary gone?

I'm gonna go in.

-Oh!
-Are you all right?

Are you okay?

That hurt, [bleep].

What the [bleep]
did you just do?

-Are you okay?
-I slipped down the stairs.

It's because you're
----ing soaked.

Ow!

...your hands really badly.

Your eyelash came off.

Woo, ow, that ----ing hurt.

You don't wanna have a drink?

Gary, what are you sad about?

Everybody wants you
to come out and have a beer.

-Except for Alli.
-I'm scared of steps now.

Look at me.

Why she fell down the stairs
is to come down after you.

Help is on the way!

-Hey, this is actually...
-Help is on the way!

-Oh, my God.
-Help is on the way!

-Woo!
-Hey!

[laughing]

All right, I'm going to bed.

Both of you?

No, I'm not going
to bed with him.

-Oh, wait, you're not?
-Am I?

Oh, wait, I missed that part.

Who cares?
Come on, let's go.

The fact that I feel I should go
and hurt her intentionally

because she's hurt me,
it's just hands-down wrong.

I shouldn't have said that.

That's not who I am,
and I feel sh-- about it.

Come on, let's go.

-Ah!
-Oh!

Jesus [bleep].

Oh, my God!

Let's go, let's go be civilized.

While everybody fights,
we make up.

I just wanna enjoy
this last night with JL,

and make some love in
our special bedroom...

a.k.a., the master.

Ah!

This is our last night,
there's no going to bed.

Ah!

Woo!

I still have my clothes on.

Anything just to
turn this night around,

because it has been a
----ing sh--show up until now.

Don't put that in...
oh, you idiot!

You all need a wash!

Give me some bubbles!

Colin, just ----ing get in...
no one's naked!

We all have our outfits on.

We get it, Colin, we get it.

We get it,
you've got a girlfriend!

Lover!

[bleep]

Fine, let's go!

-Ah!
-Woo!

[shouting]

You ruined it.

Ah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, Gary.

I can't deal with it.

Best day ever!

Yay!

What a night.

He expressively...

Look at this...
how is this panning out?

It looks like
everything's gonna be okay.

It's the last night,
we've had a super hectic season.

There's no point
in holding a grudge, eh?

Attaboy, Gazzer.
Go get it.

Wait, wait, wait...

-Ah!
-Oh, bottoms off.

Okay, I'm naked.

This is where Colin
has to leave.

Colin!

I don't ----ing need
a naked person.

Yeah, I don't really
need one, but I've...

we've ----ing got one.

Every time...

Sydney, put your
clothes back on.

It's okay, we get it,
you have t*ts.

I'm the only one naked.

Oh, my God.

Should we discharge the hot tub?

Off, off, off.

I need to go to bed.

Don't let me fall down
the stairs, please.

Okay, bye.

I need to get this
wet outfit off me,

get it off me.

Just take it off, take it off.

I'm trying.

So I can remember.

Remember what?

[bleep].
Jesus Christ.

Just me, you, and
Gary and Natasha.

Great.

I ----ing can't
remember anything.

All I know is that
I fell down the stairs, ah!

All right, where to
even start? [bleep]

-Morning, Glenn.
-Morning, how are you?

I'm a little sad.

Yeah, I think we all are.

I need to pack.

Mm!

I'm so happy that
she was my roommate.

I don't wear my emotion well.

Dani have been a person for me,

it's like somehow we
could talk about stuff.

I wish she can see beyond her
beauty and everything she is,

like, one of the most amazing
person that I've ever met.

Personally, I've grown a lot.

I definitely know that
sailing yacht

is more difficult than
motor yacht, for sure.

So, that's why
I'm gonna be sticking

more towards
the motor yacht scene.

But no, if I ever,
ever have the opportunity again

to work with Captain Glenn,
I would in a heartbeat.

I don't wanna sleep with Gary,
I wanna have my own space.

That would be nice.

Hi, Glenn.

What the [bleep] happened here?

Don't know.

There's something
sticky here on the floor.

Okay, yeah.

Do you mind
just grabbing something

and before we
track it everywhere?

-Oh, of course.
-Thank you.

You guys gotta tidy it up.

How am I supposed
to pack my stuff?

Maybe I should get dressed.

You're such a b*tch.

Jesus Christ,
what happened here?

That's exactly what Glenn said.

What are you cleaning right now?

Yeah.

Our ----ing boat that
we have to live on.

They didn't even
finish the shots.

What a ----ing mess.

I'm rolling out.

[bleep], it's been
unreal, brother.

Take it easy, eh?

I'll give you a hug.

Good luck with everything.

I see you're almost packed.

It's so stressful.

Ready to go?
I have to repack everything.

JL, what's happening?

I have all my stuff up there.

Do you wanna help with mine?

Yeah, gimme the heavier one.

When I started this season,

I just thought I'll come here
and do my job.

And now I'm full of hope, maybe
even started a relationship.

Do we all wanna line up
outside on the...

I'm just waiting for the tip.

JL and I have
a lot going against us,

you know, like age, distance,

where we are
in our lives right now.

Stay in touch.

We will!

Have fun.

I mean, I will.

Jesus.

But I appreciate the fact

that we understand
each other so well.

I think next now for me and JL
is just see where this goes.

-Love you!
-Bye!

See you, bye!

Keeping an open heart
for whatever is to come.

-Are we off?
-Road trip.

I came into this experience
just to make some money,

go back to my boat, fix it,

and then continue my life
with my girlfriend.

-Is that you?
-Are you leaving, Colin?

I'm out.

But what I've experienced
throughout the season

has been a lot more
meaningful than that.

I've been around the block,
and you're one of the best.

Thanks, man.

-I'll give you a hug, man.
-All right, man.

And if Glenn
ever needed an engineer,

I'd be there in a heartbeat.

-Mate, this is sad, eh!
-Yeah.

You're the only one
I don't wanna see leave,

to be honest with you.

Yeah, I'll say it one last time,

I'm sorry for ----ing
spilling the beans

about that sh-- man.

That was last night.

Gonna miss you, brother.

I'll miss you too,
sea doggy-dog.

Regardless of what's happened,

Colin has been my Godsend
in this season.

[bleep] I can't
believe it's all over now,

man, this sucks.

I didn't think I'd feel
this ----ing sad to leave.

-Mm.
-[bleep]

He's a genuine guy.

We're gonna be friends
for ages after this.

-I'll be in touch.
-Mm.

-Bye, guys!
-Bye, Colin!

-Bye, mate!
-See you, man.

-Look after yourself, sea dog.
-Fair winds, mate.

Safe sailing.

I'm a little bit sad,

because he's the only one
that loves me, sh--!

----ing hell.

This sucks.

Now you're stuck with us.

Ah!

I think relief is the main
thing I'm feeling right now.

We actually pulled off
all these charters.

I came out of it unscathed.

Well, semi.

-Oh!
-Bye, Glenn!

I think the girls
are incredible,

and they're both great
at their job.

But I also think I helped
bring the best out in them.

Mm!

I'm not perfect, and me and
Natasha had a rough season.

-Bye!
-Goodbye!

We made it happen,
we still got our awesome tips.

I'm not gonna be able
to carry my bags, this is B.S.

I need someone
to carry them for me.

This was fun,
but I'm gonna go to Antigua,

take my top off, and drink
copious amounts of rosé.

Take care, girl.

Sweet, thanks, guys.

-Bye, Daisy!
-Bye, Daisy, all the best.

Love you!

-Don't walk into the pots!
-No.

That would have been brilliant.

She was like, whoop.

All right, y'all.
Just us.

Okay, crew for the crossing,

let's go have a meeting
in the saloon.

First thing is we need
to get the boat ready,

because we're leaving
in two days.

I've got two more crew coming
on board for the delivery,

and we need to figure out

who's gonna be staying
in which cabins.

-So, and...
-Alli will move in with me.

In there, yeah.

Okay, so we need
to figure out what cabin

you guys are gonna be in.

Mm-hmm.

Because the other two that
are coming

will probably be in
a cabin themselves, so.

Okay.

-I mean, I don't care.
-Yeah, that's fine.

Okay.

Like, have we not just,
like... really?

Let's just start getting the
boat ready to get outta here.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I don't have
to move, sweet.

-Thank you.
-Just move in with me, then.

I am gobsmacked.

I can't ----ing believe it,
after everything,

they think that
it's okay to share a room.

You okay?

Not really, because you and
Gary sharing a room.

Oh, oh.
It'll be fine.

This is, like, exactly why
I wasn't looking forward

to doing the crossing,
because I knew...

Yeah, you can move in with me.

that these situations
were just

gonna keep happening
again and again.

It's, like, I mean...

Daisy!

[laughing]

I think it should take
about four and a half days

to reach Palma from here.

You can see over here somewhere,

that's Sicily,
and then over this side,

that's Italy,
that's the toe of Italy.

Yeah, Alli and I have resolved
a lot of our differences,

and we've become
really close friends.

We've talked a lot
of sh-- out.

So, Gary and I now
share a cabin together,

and that's been good.

----ing great team, I must say,
looking strong.

-Woo!
-Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Got the Jacuzzi filled up.

I'm gonna go for a
little dip later, ha ha!

I feel like I'm looking
after, like, a child.

Say hi, Gary.

Hi, Gary.

I think that I need a little bit
of, like, space from Gary.

Ah!

We were amazing for a few days,
and now it's just, like...

it's not going well.

Oh, oh!

I think I need --

[laughing]

Ah!