03x16 - Parsifal’s First Wedding

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

She's ready for it.

- Ah!
- Oh!

Are they doing the relay?

- I'm in, if I can.
- We'll see, Ashley.

I'm already in trouble because
I was like,

"I wanna do it, I wanna do it."

And especially
in front of guests.

You really do need
to work on that.

This is the biggest tip
of the season, $23,000.

- Woo!
- Wow.

The bad news is we
pick up charter tomorrow.

[bleep]

Oh, my God.

Are we loud?

I think she's
just maybe jealous.

It's easy for Gary
not to care

about doing these
things in public,

because Daisy isn't Gary's boss.

- Don't let Gary distract you.
- Sorry.

Allegra and Gabe decided to get
married by Captain Glenn...

What? What?

Laura...

She says that she wants...

the entire kitchen
to go gluten-free.

Gluten-free, dairy-free, and
a ****ing wedding cake?

This is too much.

You're an incredible chef,

and to see you so low
makes my heart break.

Hey, hey, hey.

This is the first time the whole
season that I'm thinking

that I'm not gonna
pull it off.

[font color=#FF00FF]*BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT*[/font]
[font color=#00FF00]Season 03 Episode 16[/font]

Episode Title: [font color=#FFc30f]"Parsifal’s First Wedding"[/font]
Aired on: [font color="#00ffff"]June 13, 2022.[/font]

So, how ready are we
for the last charter

of the season, guys?

Can you believe
it's coming to an end?

Honestly, no.

That was the funniest
preference sheet meeting

I've ever had in my life.

This chick doesn't eat anything.

They look phenomenal.

Yeah.

- Do you want something else?
- Cheers.

No, no, you take it.

Yep.

Yeah.

[sighs]

Oh, Kelsie!

Shut up.

Okay, cool.

Did we let you guys
know there's a wedding

on the beach for this charter?

I got the décor.

I feel like the set-up is
gonna take us longer, though,

- on the beach.
- It's gonna take so long.

Yeah, but, like,
a really heavy one.

Oh, really?

She can't have pasta
or rice or any potatoes.

- Yeah.
- Jesus.

No, the situation...

I don't think I've seen Marcos
like this for the entire season.

I need to just
be there for him.

I'm gonna make it happen,
that's it.

- You can do it, right?
- Yeah.

I will help you, and you've
gotta learn to delegate.

I wanna see him finish strong.

I want that for him so bad.

It's been hard to realize
that people can actually help.

And I have a passion
for this, so...

It's the last charter.

You wanna leave on a good note,
you wanna leave on a high note.

I get it, man.

I understand.

You coming upstairs?

Would you like to join us?

No, I have to ****ing
do the cake thing.

Barney's my toy.

Don't call him "Barney,"
he hates it.

- Barnaby, Barns.
- I've learned that.

- Are you done?
- Yeah.

Wanna go up?

No, no, I'd rather
stay here with you.

Are you...

I just wanted to give you
a kiss on the cheek.

- Thank you.
- That's it.

- Sh...
- Thank you.

Okay, let's go up top
and socialize.

Okay, on my way.

You want a real wet Wendy?

Now you need
to go get me a shot.

Meh meh meh.

Ow, not again!

Go get me a ****ing
shot of tequila, boy.

Hurricane...

[laughing]

Dribbling.

Cooking for a charter guest
which have celiac's disease,

it takes a little
bit more effort,

more hours of preparation.

I won't mess up
this last charter.

Ah!

Can you stop working?

Sh...

- A drip.
- Eew!

- Eew!
- Come have a drink with us.

Yeah, I have to...

I know you're busy, bro,
but [bleep].

Gimme one second,
gimme one second.

C-dawg!

I tried to kiss Scarlett,
and she pulled away from me.

[laughs]

One second...
she pulled off?

Yeah, she wants to have a good
relationship with everyone.

Too late, mother... er.

b*tch.

- Where do you want this?
- Here.

Bro, this is ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure this
is not everything.

Okay, do you know what
frustrates me a little bit?

I'm gonna say it out straight.

Why do I have
to hide my affection for you?

Gary, shut up.

No, but do you know...
do you... it's...

do you understand
where I'm coming from?

- No.
- Okay.

No, no, no.

I hate when you go in for
the kiss and you pull away.

I'm like, oh, gosh. Woo.

[chatters]

I don't want Daisy
to get angry at Scarlett,

so maybe I should
just let it be.

Wow... hey, who
would have thought?

- Would you like a drink?
- Aw, Marcos!

Marcos, what do you wanna drink?

Tequila shot?

Hey!

- Yes!
- Marcos!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.

- Hey, hurricane shots.
- Yeah!

Okay, what does everybody
want a shot of?

- Four tequilas.
- Let's go.

Okay.

Oh, no.
[bleep] it, man.

Hello?

Who are you looking for?

I just need some toilet
paper, if possible.

[laughing]

Use your tip.

You got change for a hundred?

[laughing]

This is what I've got left.
It's a bit too small to use.

Here.

No, no, I can't use that,
it's tissues.

Yeah, it's tissues,
it's the same sh...

Okay.

Wow, I really eyed
that perfectly!

Yes, you see?

♪ Get out of those,
step into these ♪

♪ Oh

We're doing this.

- Okay. You ready?
- Okay.

I'm nervous.

I think I'm more
nervous than you.

I'm not gonna punch you back.
Don't be a p*ssy.

Okay.

Okay, go!

Kelsie, go.

Yes!

Yeah!

Ah! Oh, hey!

Are you ready for this?

Here we go, here we go!
Make it rain!

Yeah!

Take that, Daisy!

That's for being up in
my business all the time.

And now it's up my nostrils.

[bleep] that's funny.

- That was not funny.
- It was funny.

That was sh...

- Good night, darling.
- Night-night.

Gary, come on,
give us both a dare.

I dare you to have
a crawl race...

Yes!

- The worm?
- Let's try and do the worm?

Oh!

What the [bleep]?

[chattering]

- Marquitos.
- Slurp it.

- Oh.
- Yeah!

Ooh, yeah.

[laughing]

I know it's a school night, and
we shouldn't be going crazy.

Oh, God.

[vomiting]

I know it's naughty, but
that's tomorrow's problem.

Three, two, one.

[shrieks]

Oi, okay, I'm gonna
go to bed.

I feel like Ashley,
you should go to bed.

I'm ready to go to bed.

Okay, I have one hour
to have to enjoy.

No, bro, it's only midnight.

Yeah, but I have
to wake up early.

No, you said 3:00.

Three o'clock wake up.

Yeah, so it's 1:00...

it's midnight, so you get
three hours' sleep.

If I go to bed now...

Yeah, which you're not going to.

Yeah.

Oh sh...

- Get out of my bed.
- Okay.

No, not on my bed.
Not on my bed.

Not on my bed!
Not on my bed!

[laughing]

[laughing]

Ugh, why?

[snoring]

All I can smell is tequila.

I don't know if it's my hair.

People already up?

They said they were
starting at 7:00.

I have no idea.

[alarm sounds]

Last night is very fuzzy.

We were having fun, so I guess
that's all that matters.

Good morning.

Wait, so who's getting married?

- The last group.
- Oh, Allegra.

- Hi, sunshine.
- Good morning.

- How are we doing?
- We're living, how are you?

You're living?
That's good.

- Kels?
- Yeah?

What you up to?

Cleaning up all the bottles
and sh... up here.

Are you?
Okay, cool.

How are you feeling?

[laughs]

Let's clean this boat up, then
put all the cushion covers on.

- Morning, morning.
- Morning, how are you?

Good, did you have
fun last night?

It was a lot of fun.

Holy hell.

I actually wanna cry.

Silly idea last night,
getting so drunk.

[chuckles]

Get all the dishes
downstairs done.

I'll do that, yeah,
if you girls...

- All right.
- Start downstairs, please.

[alarm sounds]

I can't, I need to sleep.

Oh, our last group wash-down
day, how exciting!

Marcos and Colin
aren't even awake yet.

Oh...

Marcos is gonna be stressing.

Where the [bleep]
are these guys?

[knocks]

You guys getting up?

We got charter starting
in, like, three hours.

Oh, my God, I'm not their dad.

Colin, you all right?

It's like, dude, if you're
hungover, that's self-inflicted.

I don't give a sh...

- You have fun last night?
- Oh, yeah, more than I should.

Well, 52 hours,
the season's gonna be done.

All right.

So, I had fun last night,
what about you?

- So much fun.
- Yeah?

I really can't find that walkie.

That walkie, really?

Mm-hmm.

I was hoping to fall
in love this season,

but clearly,
that's not gonna happen.

What did you do when you
finished work yesterday?

I don't know.
[bleep]

You're gonna need it.

I know.

No!

All crew, all crew.

All crew, this is
Barnaby speaking.

Turn it off, [bleep] me.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, copy,
be out in a minute.

I don't think I can do this.
I'm really ****ing hungover.

I know,
me and Marcos just woke up.

- How you doing, Marcos?
- Ugh!

All right.

Enough with the dramatics.

Oh, is this for our wedding?

Not our wedding.

Is there much more?

Is that all of it?

Cool, thanks, guys.

You wanna go up,
or you wanna stop here?

- Yeah, I go.
- You'll go?

Twelve o'clock pick-up,
or 12:00 on the boat?

Twelve o'clock, 12:00.

And then Glenn, are we
gonna leave straightaway?

Believe so, yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

If we're gonna have
a chance to sail,

it's gonna be very
likely only today.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

How's your vow going,
how's your speech going?

Oh, they're not going at all.

To be honest,
weddings give me a rash.

Just the thought of them.

- Yeah.
- No...

You're gonna marry these people?

- Yeah.
- You done that before?

No... almost, two years ago,
first charter.

And then luckily they
had a massive bust-up,

and I didn't have to marry them.

Darling, fancy getting married?

You were getting...

Is everything okay?

Okay.

- Are they still getting married?
- I don't think so.

They probably broke up right
after the charter.

Seriously.

Boat's looking good, guys.

Yeah.

Looking good, girls.

So are you.

Hey, guys, the plan is we're
gonna pick up the guests.

Big B, you're on nights
this charter.

As soon as the guests come
and the luggage is on board,

you can go down.

Where do you want
the lobsters, bro?

What am I doing?

Drying this b*tch.

Good job.

I don't know how we did it.

Yeah.

Okay, all crew, all crew, guests
are ready to be picked up now.

If anyone is not dressed,

get dressed right now,
thank you.

Copy.

Ooh... ooh!

Oh... oh, my God.

No!

Oh, God, [bleep] my life

You don't need help
with anything?

I still don't know
what I'm gonna cook.

I have zero ideas.

Normally, I'm very
confident of myself.

But to deal with that
kind of strict diet...

This is intense, man.

I'm not thinking anything.
I'm blank.

So blank.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey!

No garlic, no onion, no parsley.

So, plain food for them.

All righty, then.

What is your hair doing?

Oh, I don't even bother.

Like Albert Einstein.

- Thank you.
- Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn.

- Oh, thank you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Ashley.
- I'm Barnaby.

Hi, I'm Daisy,
nice to meet you.

Welcome aboard,
formally, to Parsifal III.

We've got a great
trip planned for you.

I think we have some interesting
events coming up on this trip.

You're officiating it.

What?

We hope to do a little bit
of sailing to start off,

and then we'll find a nice bay
to anchor for the afternoon.

- Okay.
- Cheers, thank you.

If you wanna follow me
up these stairs here.

So, up here
you've got the sky bridge.

Then behind you, obviously,
you've got the hot tub.

- Fantastic.
- Great.

Definitely gonna get sunburn.

It's very sweet, everyone's
got matching suitcases.

So, then down here we've
obviously got the main saloon.

- We have the bar area.
- Oh!

Man, oh, man.

What happens when
you guys break up?

Who keeps the suitcase?

Here's the master cabin.

- Oh, spacious.
- Dibs on this.

So, we have two twins
and a double... big space.

Yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah.

Ugh... oh, I want
that to roll.

How's the wedding cake?

You haven't started?

It's gonna be tonight.

After you finish dinner?

[whistles]
Late night.

Yep.

Scarlett, would you do up
my hair real quick?

Yeah.

Colin, if you wanna fire up,
we'll get going.

Okay, copy that.

I honestly would shave my head

if it wouldn't
look completely ridiculous.

- Okay.
- Dibs on top bunk.

- Lovely.
- Yay, thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- Daisy?
- Oh, yes?

Do you guys have
a steamer on board?

Yeah, we can... yeah.

Okay, I brought my wedding
dress, and it's, like...

Oh, yeah, of course.

...giant, and I folded
it up into...

Okay.

Like, an origami swan
to fly it, so...

Okay.

How long have
you guys been together?

Oh, cute!

- Okay, just wanted to know.
- Okay, sure.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Ahoy there.

Copy that, thank you.

- Hey.
- Can you help me, I'm so sorry.

Sure, yeah.

I brought my wedding dress.

I don't know where to hang this.

Oh!

I know, I...

We can bring it downstairs
for you.

Oh, I'm so excited
to see a wedding dress.

All I wanted this whole season
is to prove to Daisy

that I am good at my job

and I really can be
good with the guests.

I just wanna finish
this season strong.

What time do you think
you'd like lunch at?

Three is about a good time?

Sure.

Yeah, absolutely.

I'll bring you those now.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Yeah, baby,
we got a bit of breeze, too.

- We're moving.
- Just start stowing.

Okay.

Don't forget the
flowers, candy...

just put them in there.

I'm so excited
for the wedding tomorrow.

I know, me too.

I mean, this is basically
your bachelorette party today.

It's sickening.

Deck, Glenn,
we're gonna hoist sails.

- Copy.
- Yay!

Okay, Kels, we'll get you up.

You can walk the mizzen.

Copy.

- Sailing time?
- Yes!

There's a bit of breeze, Glenn.

I know, it's gonna be
a good sail.

It's gonna be a great sail.

Here we go, coming out.

- We can trade.
- Oh, yeah.

- Lunch at 3:00.
- Perfect.

- How high to the lashing?
- Maybe a foot.

All right,
that's perfect, thank you.

- Ready on the main?
- Sail going up?

Yeah, we're putting the main up,
the mizzen's up already.

- Turn the engine off and sail.
- Awesome.

Woo!

Okay, hold.

- That's it?
- Yeah.

Okay, Gary, I'm gonna
come out on the genoa now.

Okay, hold.

We're, like,
properly sailing now.

[slurps]

Oh, my God, this is the best.

So, we're just sailing now,
we're out of gear.

It's so beautiful.

Yeah, this is nice.

Ow!

I keep running into sh... too.
I'm like, oh sh...!

Glenn, how high is the mast?

Sixty-two meters
from the water.

Oh, wow.

Honestly, Kelsie,
I think this is

the worst hangover
I've had of the season.

I can tell
you're hungover

because in the middle of the
night you'll be, like, ugh!

- Do I do that?
- Mm!

- Yeah.
- How you feeling?

I put lunch out, I can
cook dinner for them,

and then in between make a cake,
and I don't know.

When somebody have
celiac disease,

they cannot have any
cross-contamination with gluten.

I wouldn't risk that
charter guest,

so everyone is gluten-free.

Lunch is about ready, whenever
you want to sit down.

- Yes!
- Okay, I'm hungry.

- Lunch.
- Lunchtime!

We're gonna take a peeps.

- How you doing?
- A little dusty.

Did you have
a rough night last night?

[laughs]

Hey, Marcos, we can go.

Okay, Kels, you wanna do the
mizzen, Gary can call the main?

- Yep.
- Going down.

- Cool.
- I can take it?

- Yeah, yeah.
- You happy, Kels?

Yeah, hold.

He's gonna come up
and explain everything.

All right.

Yeah, that's good.

- Hello, guys.
- Oh, hello.

We have sashimi, tuna.

Brown rice...
there's no garlic, no onions.

And some pan-seared salmon
with paprika oil.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Yeah, enjoy.
- Cheers.

Yeah, it's hot.

You know what I might do?

I might put this awning up.

I would love all of them,
thank you.

How's the tuna, is it fresh?

It's pretty good.

- Gluten-free.
- It's gluten-free.

Okay, let her go,
let her go, let her go.

That's three shots, three shots.

And that's us,
thank you very much.

You guys excited,
ready to get in the water?

I was told there was
a rope swing,

so I'm pretty
pumped about that.

Gary, Gary, Ashley.

The guests would
like the rope swing.

Yeah, copy.

I'm not gonna just
jump in the water,

I'm gonna jump in the water.

We need some dryers
up in this b*tch.

What time do you think you
would like dinner this evening?

Yeah, sure.
No, that's fine.

- Can I come up?
- You can come up, yeah.

Okay, so, what you wanna do,
run, from here, jump.

- Do not hold on.
- Do not hold on, yeah.

Look up!

- You going, Malee?
- Woo!

No, thanks.

Oh, the water's beautiful, May.
Get on there, baby!

- You wanna have a go?
- Yeah.

- That's it.
- Whoa!

- Are you okay?
- Are you all right?

Yeah.
Yeah, I'm good.

Oh! Ow.

[bleep]

When you get to that
end of the swing,

that's when you let go and drop.

- Okay.
- You'll be fine.

Whew, this is high.

All right.

There you go.

It's too high, it's too high!

Let go, let go, let go...
oh, my God, dude.

Ooh!

Let go now.
Let go now... oh [bleep].

- Oh, jeez.
- It's too high.

Are you okay?

- Really?
- Yeah.

You're lucky, dude,
you didn't clip that thing.

I know, I know.

That's the first...

that's the first time
I've seen that.

Are you all right,
you didn't hurt yourself?

No, I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine.

- I'm so sorry.
- I thought he was joking, too.

Coming up...

Do you think you'll
get married, Gary?

I don't believe that, unless
she's a yachtie, Daisy.

What are they talking about?

Sometimes they're right
under your nose.

You guys should go
and maybe go and explore.

I would love that.

I think we can organize
to go over in the tender.

Yeah.

Gary, some people are thinking
about going over to that cave.

I think they're taking a dinghy.

I'm wondering if we should
pack a bag for them.

Yeah.

There's more of those
topo chicos

in the crew fridge
downstairs and laundry.

- Perfect.
- Let's go!

- It's hot.
- It's nice.

- It's fueled, it's perfect.
- Yeah? Well, that's good.

Ee!

What's going on?

They're about to go on
the tender to see the cave.

We're packing a
drinks bag right now.

Easy-peasy.

Does anyone wanna swim in here?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, go, jump.

- Cannonball!
- Cannonball!

Woo!

That is so cool.

Kels on the job,
looking fab.

Looking fab... it's more
of a silhouette

than anything else, but...

Hey, dinner at 9:00.

- Does that work?
- Yeah.

We're gonna go when
the guests get back.

We'll be down to the lighthouse.

It's kind of a
really nice setting.

- Is that were the wedding is?
- Yeah, I think that'll be good.

Lactose-free, okay.

It's great.

Everyone's hands
and feet inside.

Ow, ow!

I think you're gonna
do dinner with me today.

Okay.

What I was thinking was doing
a nice table setting,

and then maybe we will
put on glitter makeup.

Cute!

And then we have the fairy
lights, which...

Yeah, love.

Tomorrow's gonna be busy,
with the wedding.

Have you ever made
a wedding cake before?

Yes.

Just this dinner,
two more breakfasts,

a ****ing wedding cake,

a ****ing wedding
reception dinner,

and that's it... I'm out.

I feel like that's,
like, a specialty.

Like, a niche thing.

You think you'll
get married, Gary?

I don't believe in it,
but I wanna get a girlfriend

and I wanna have kids soon.

But I don't like
long-distance Dais,

so unless she's a
yachtie... Daisy.

What are they talking about?

I would never hook up with him.

I don't want to be single
for the rest of my life.

Sometimes, they're
right under your nose.

What's her name, Daisy?

- Yes, we should.
- Ooh!

Looks pretty.

Colin, let's start picking up.

Tonight you'll do turn-downs,

but I'll send Scarlett down
to help you in-between each.

- Okay.
- Cool.

Gary, is that laz closed?

Yeah, it's closed.

This green sucks.

It looks like the symbol.

Oh, God.

- Anchors are secure.
- Thanks, mate.

Ooh, I love it!

- Think of, like, blue...
- Aquarius?

- Yeah.
- And you're a...

Gemini... two-faced.

- Yeah.
- I love it.

Can we sit down for dinner?

Yeah, we're ready for you.

Marcos, the guests are sitting.

Copy that.

What a presentation.

All right, let's go.

Let Scarlett go in
front of you, Ashley.

Nice.

You guys look so cute!

We should, like,
get married or something.

- Marcos, hi!
- How you doing, guys?

So, we have a vodka tomato soup.

The relish in the middle
is a little bit spicy.

You're gonna have a kick.

Yeah, what's your sign, Marcos?

Capricorn.

Oh, very hard-working.

Ah.

Deck, deck, deck,
we're here, standby, standby.

Enjoy, guys.

Oh, my gosh, it's powerful.

- It's good, yeah.
- Oh, wow.

Colin, okay, mate let her go,
let her go, let her go.

Take this is for you.

Yeah, three shots.

That looks like a good bite,
we're done.

I'm off to bed.

Do you want me to go down
at 9:00,

because I didn't take a break?

Yeah, we can go.

That's really gross,
ew, ew, ew.

Some shishitos.

Yeah.

So, we have shishito peppers,

and I made strawberry and
red pepper coullis.

Enjoy, guys.

God, that was so good.

No, it's fantastic.

He's a great chef.

Morning.

Hey, Big B!

Can you put
the parmesan, please?

Yeah.

Can you tie the tender up,
bow and stern line,

- and the windlass?
- That's fine.

All right, gluten-free.

You kinda look like Carrot Top
from the side.

So, we have spaghetti,
gluten-free, zucchini,

cherry tomatoes, truffle oil,

basil oil, and
paprika oil... enjoy it.

Thank you.

He's really outdone himself.

That crispy zucchini's dope.

- One for one?
- Free shot.

Oh!

Oh, right on the ****ing leftie!

Sorry!

You did say
free shot, though.

Colin, tomorrow
for this wedding,

do you think you could
play music

while she's walking
down the aisle?

I just thought it might be nice.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

What about something like this?

- Yeah, that's perfect.
- Is it?

Yeah, I think that's so...
I would love that.

Sh..., better practice.

This is too small, bro.

I don't know,
once you put

decoration on the top
it looks much bigger.

Can I borrow you for
a photo real quick?

- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.

Oh, you look so good.

Daisy, you're the hype woman.

No, you really do.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

- Oh, it's late.
- I think I'm ready.

- So, everyone's going to bed?
- We do need to write our vows.

One cup of sugar,
plus the eggs, plus the oil.

- Good night, Scarlett.
- Good night, sleep tight.

- Good night.
- Ciao.

All right, brother.

Because the oven is too small,

I can only put
two cakes at the time.

So, I have to wait for the first
two cakes to put the third cake.

And on top of that,

somehow I have to bake
this gluten-free cake moist.

So, I'm gonna treat this
cake like a woman...

With a lot of love,
a lot of passion,

a lot of touching here,
touching there.

You know, like...

So, it's gonna make it
really moist and perfect.

Are you not bothering
with bed tonight?

Oh, because you're...
Yeah, man.

There is two in the oven,
one more to go after this.

[alarm sounds]

- It's cold out here.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm feeling it.

Good morning, Daisy!

Whew, you did it.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

Yo.

- How you doing?
- Good.

Can I get you
a coffee or anything?

Yeah, sure.

Perfect, I'll bring you those.

- How'd you sleep?
- A little.

I went to bed at 2:00.

What time you get up?

Six-forty-something.

So, a couple of hours.

Yeah, but the cake took so long.

The biggest pressure
I definitely have today

is decorate the cake.

I have to manage myself
in between meals,

which is really stressful.

There's no time.

Pretty much it's like a race.

We got this, buddy,
we got this.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Yeah.

What time is breakfast?

- Nine-thirty?
- Sure.

Yeah?
Okay.

So, we gotta write
our vows today.

I took a crack at
them last night.

- You did?
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- Breakfast at 9:30.

Okay.

- No!
- I know.

You can't see it.

Oh, wow, so pretty,
oh, my gosh.

Cool.

Scarlett, Daisy.

Can you please come and
help me serve breakfast?

Copy that, on my way.

Hash browns, scramble.

So, here we have
zucchini muffins.

Wow!

Lobster Benedict,
regular Benedict.

- Perfect, thank you.
- All right.

The back side
is lobster Benedict,

and the front is just regular.

- Cool.
- Whoa.

- We got it all?
- Got it all.

Perfect, thank you, Marcos.

Okay.

So, the plan is
gonna be at 7:00,

we're gonna go over
to the beach,

be there for a few hours,

have some drinks,
and then come back here

for dinner for 9:00 p.m.

- You wanna go swimming?
- Yes.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Let me to and speak to Glenn.

How could life be
any better right now?

So, Glenn, they're asking
about they wanna go swimming.

- Can they go?
- No, they can go.

Okay.

Kelsie, you may have
swimmers coming down

- to the swim platform shortly.
- Copy.

Green to go faster,
red to slow down,

you push the trigger to go.

Hi.

Woo-hoo, there you go.

Is there a bouquet toss?

Should I toss it
at anyone in particular?

- Daisy.
- Toss it to Daisy.

But I have to be
casual about it.

I can't just be like...

Yeah, yeah,
just baseball throw it.

Looking good, bruü!

I'm running.

Yeah?

- Want me to spin?
- Yeah.

My mom is a pastry chef
and a baker,

so growing up, my house
always smelled like sweet.

That's why for me,
it's so important to separate

a normal cake versus
a wedding cake.

So, how many layers are there
gonna be... three, I take it?

- And it's all the same cake?
- All the same cake.

All the same cake, yeah.

A wedding cake can't be,
like, a sloppy thing,

just throw some sh... on top.

No, for me,
it has to be elegant.

So, I'm trying my best
to make this cake beautiful,

so I can make my mom proud so
she don't give me sh... later.

- So, that sets.
- Let it cool down.

[snoring]

- You finished?
- Yeah.

- Is Captain Glenn busy?
- Nope, he's right here.

Me and Allegra
wanna talk to him.

- How you doing, mate?
- Good.

Hi... oh.

At 5:00, you are gonna go
over to the beach to set it up.

Try and make that
look as nice as possible.

We figured we'd
just talk logistics.

I think we were gonna
do our own vows.

We're gonna keep it
short and sweet.

- Short and sweet.
- Yeah, that's fine.

- Then we'll swap out.
- Yeah.

You'll come back here and
set up for

the dinner up
on the fly bridge.

I am hoping that Ashley
can show to me her growth,

show that she can delegate,
organize, and be professional.

Planning a wedding
is ****ing stressful,

so if she can do this,
she can do anything.

Loads of flowers, loads of fairy
lights, loads, loads, loads.

You open it like
a hi, we're here today,

you know, and then you hand
it to us to do our vows.

And then you read this.

Okay. I think that works.

The guests go over at 7:00,
come back, dinner at 9:00.

You can do
dinner service with me.

Any questions, anything
that I'm not clear about?

- Okay, cool.
- You nervous?

Oh. A little bit.

It's a really nice place.

- It's got a lighthouse.
- Okay.

So, what do you reckon,
we have it down?

- I think we're good.
- Excellent.

- Perfect.
- Thanks.

- Thank you, I'm excited.
- Yeah.

I just want a better visual
on what I have.

What's happening, wedding-wise?

You're going to
the beach to help set up.

I need tape.

Can I go help the guys set up?

It's up to you, if you want to.

Ashley's gonna be
there, also.

This is stressful.

We have everything I need.

- These are good, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

Should we start
loading stuff?

We can start bringing
stuff down to the laz.

Yeah.

You need me to
bring some stuff?

Those bags.

Oh, oh, oh!

When you guys go over there,
set up as wide

an area as possible
to discourage people

from coming too close.

Okay.

I'm so glad I get to add

- wedding planning to my résumé.
- Yeah.

All in all, it's been a
pretty good charter so far.

Let's end it with
a ****ing bang!

Are we going to this beach?

Yeah, I believe so.

What the [bleep]?

Oh [bleep], here we go.

Ing hell, where do I go?

And there's kids swimming,
oh, my God.

Oh, Lord.

There's a [bleep] load
of people on this beach,

and I don't wanna [bleep]
up these people's wedding.

Ing hell,
this is the worst day.

I hate this.

[laughing]
Oh, yes.

They will leave
by around 6:30, I reckon.

Doesn't give us much time
to set up,

but 6:30's pretty late.

Can anybody inside tell me what
time are we planning to go?

I think if you aim to be
ready for, like, 10 to 7:00.

So, yeah, we should probably...

I'm gonna get dressed, I guess.

Just put the decoration.

Oh, my Lord.

Bro, they should just
get married on the boat.

Oh, this is embarrassing.

We can't go in the master,
the bride's in there.

Cake done... yeah, mother... er!

So, I'm coming back at,
like, 20 past 6:00

to drop Kelsie,
pick up you and Barnaby.

What's the tent for?

The tent is for drinks.

We could put the tent
back there, maybe.

The tent needs to be
out of the way.

I think the tent
needs to go here.

They were nice.

- Flowers and stuff...
- Okay.

- -line the aisle.
- I can do that.

I definitely have to be the
one to take charge right now.

These boys have no clue what
the [bleep] they're doing.

Okay, what's next, Ashley?

Hang decorations off of this,
and then move it.

- Yeah.
- I have to step up right now.

Like, this is make it
or break it.

Over the whole thing?

- Yeah.
- Looks terrible.

Yeah... no, we can do a... we can
do it like a curtain opening.

A Halloween prank.

There's cake, you know,
in the laundry.

Yeah?

I put a plastic bag on top,
because the humidity.

Okay, we won't smash it.

Something like just cloud
around that.

Something like this?

I'm glad we brought
a designer.

I think this part
looks really nice.

This is actually
looking really good.

All right, Gary, come on now.

I'm gonna pick up Colin
and Barnaby, drop Kelsie.

Colin's gonna come back, shower,

and change into his blacks,
get his guitar,

and I'll come back,
pick up the guests,

and then come straight back
and pick up the bride.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh!

- Is there anything you need?
- Is Gabe okay?

- Yeah.
- Is he in his tux?

Yeah.

Kels, you mind meeting me on
the swim platform, please?

Yeah.

- Are you missing your vows?
- Huh?

Are you missing the ring?
You need those.

I've got them.

Their wedding's gonna be
awkward with a [bleep] load

of people in the background.

That's so funny, there really
is gonna be a huge audience.

Every time I'm
trying to make something,

some of them don't eat it.

I wanna make the oysters...
She don't eat raw shellfish.

I finished the cake, thank God.

But at the same time,
I have

this wedding
reception dinner tonight.

Well, what about if they all
eat salmon, salmon tartare?

Oh boy.

Am I good to go straight down?

Yeah, see you at 10:00.

Ashley, I'm gonna go over
to the beach now.

While I'm gone, can
you get into your blacks?

Scarlett should do turn-downs,
and you set up for dinner,

open the sundeck, and if you
can have a tray

of champagne for the guests
when we come back.

Yeah, in two hours.

Two hours till dinner,
but, like...

Yeah, okay.

An hour and a half
until we're back.

- Okay.
- Stunning!

It's very subtle, right?

I'm gonna hang back here
with the entertainment.

I'm with the band!

Cheers!

Yes.

- Wanna get married?
- Yeah, let's do it.

Okay... oh, I gotta get
my vows.

Is that everything?

Yeah, so now you
can get the boys.

The boys and the girls.

Boys and the girls,
yeah, just not Allegra.

- It's happening.
- Oh!

Beautiful ladies.

- Welcome aboard.
- Hello.

So, Dais, how is
this gonna work?

It's making me think
about getting married.

We're going to walk around
here, walk up the aisle.

How about you, Colin,
is this making you wanna...

[laughing]

Hold your horses, Glenn.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey!

- You guys look lovely.
- You're welcome.

Nicely done.

Have a good evening.

- Ooh, you look so pretty.
- Thank you.

Okay, ladies, ladies,
if you wanna let Allegra know

that I'm at the back
of the boat, thanks.

- Hi.
- Wow.

So, I went with a
very subtle look.

- You look beautiful.
- Thanks.

For the lovely bride.

- All right.
- Bye!

Good luck, have fun.

Okay.

I'll just be down there.

Yeah, try to go
as fast as you can.

Okay.

Marcos, can I talk to
you about the menu,

what plates you need,
what silverware?

Surf-and-turf, steak knife,
and a fork.

- A cake fork, and then...
- Yeah.

And then cake knives.

Don't worry, he doesn't
have any running shoes on.

Oh, you're adorable.
Oh, gosh.

Ooh, look, here they come!

Someone's gotta grab her dress.

I'll get your train.

Yeah, yeah, just set down there.

Gary, just hand it to me.

That's so cute.

Thank you.

- That's it.
- It's time to go.

Okay, we're on.

[guitar music plays]

You look so great.

Okay... we've come here
today to celebrate

the coming together
of two lives.

To share with you, Allegra,
and you, Gabriel,

this occasion of making a
total commitment to each other.

Gabriel, please now
say your vows to Allegra.

Well, I don't believe
in love at first sight,

but I was struck the
moment I saw you.

Allegra, I care more about
you than anything

in the whole, wide world,

and wherever this winding
path of life takes us,

I vow to always be by
your side, holding you up.

- Oh...
- Nice.

Allegra, please now say
your vows to Gabriel.

Gabe, you're the
smartest person I know,

and most thoughtful,
and the kindest.

You make me feel like
the most beautiful person

in the world every single day.

Gabe, it's always been you,
and it will always be you.

I love you.

I just wanna say may you
be poor in misfortune,

rich in blessings,

and may you live out
the meaning of this moment

all the days of your lives.

Wow.

And I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

You may now
kiss the bride.

Woo-hoo!

[cheering]

[cheering continues]

Your chariot awaits.

I think it's nice here,

like, if the girls
maybe go behind you here.

Girls and boys.

I've never been part
of one of these.

Okay, ready?

- Yes!
- Woohoo!

I'm not marrying you, Daisy!

You're such a d*ck.

On the season finale of
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht."

No, like, lead service.

I'm in full panic mode.

- Is that them?
- Yeah.

Sh...

We're partying hard tomorrow.

You're gonna cause some trouble
on your last night tomorrow?

What I wanna know,
is Gary gonna shag Scarlett?

Gary's either gonna [bleep]
Daisy or Scarlett.

No, Gary is never gonna
[bleep] Daisy.

Mm.

- Hey!
- Woo!