Biker Thief, The (2023)

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

I'm here for the location scout,

and I'd like to start

in the back of the house.

[Music]

You can't be back here in security.

[Alarm]

[Music]

Today.

You might wanna back up a little bit.

[Crowd murmuring]

[expl*si*n inside]

[Crowd screaming]

Every right by brazier,

time out says parlan.

[Fight announcer chatter]

[Announcer chatter]

[Announcer chatter]

[Police radio]

License 504, Robert Victor 3.

Bluetooth enabled.

Code 30 ringer. Located

at 2146 burdette St.

Approach as if shots fired at code 30.

Okay, go.

All units be advised

possible vehicle in question

late model Harley buell

Roger, 1 Adam 3.

Requesting air unit support.

Roger. We have one inbound.

Copy that, unit 5.

Base unit, to air 3.

Any further on the black motorcycle?

Air 3 to base, negative.

Air 3 to base, setup visual, heading west.

Earhart and i-10.

Copy air 3.

All units be advised...

Air 3 to base. We lost

visual on the suspect.

I lost him under the bridge.

Base to air 3 possible

carjacking in progress

Jackson and tchoupitoulas.

Roger that. I'm out.

All units be advised

subject last

seen on earhart headed westbound.

ID.

[Music]

That's good.

[Music]

I'll see you later, baby.

[Music]

I found the chin a man.

Where?

New Orleans.

Are you sure?

Let's go talk.

[Music]

Who knows?

Lisa, Norton, kurczynski.

Two, four, six,

ten mil.

How's Lisa's plan look?

How'd you find him?

It's complicated.

Just followed the money, you know?

Casinos.

That's f*cking incredible.

How f*cking happy I am?

You know how big this is?

How is Lisa?

She's older now, like all of us.

But she's still got it.

She's already working

her angle matter of fact.

f*cking chin a man took everything from us.

Look how I'm f*cking living.

I f*cking quit.

Do you know how big this is?

Hell yeah.

I'm so happy.

[Music]

It's easy to find a thief in New Orleans.

Within two minutes some guy took the bait.

I'll get some collateral.

[Motorcycle fires up]

[TV]

Gigi!

I don't hear you playing!

[Piano music]

[Water flowing]

[Laughing]

She answered the iron?

That's how she burnt her face.

[Water flowing]

[Birds chirping]

And I'll get them all back?

Right?

When do we begin?

We got our guy.

If we haven't worked with

him before, he's a liability.

What's his cut?

Every one of you still

gets $2 million each.

We busted our a*s to steal that painting,

and we did a beautiful job.

And I just want it back

now, all for myself.

Why?

Why you wanna keep

it if it's worth so much?

Really?

Does anyone just want their share now

and to run off?

No, no, no.

Good.

Then get me his address.

The stoltzfus?

Yeah, he's got it.

An address?

401 canal street.

Penthouse.

I don't suppose you know how to use this.

Load it.

Well then, a bit of advice.

When this is over, move.

You think I'm joking.

It's the responsibility

of the first magnitude.

I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but you must...

Blast all this discussion.

What good are words? I'm sick of words.

Hang the

repercussions and the responsibility.

If I fail, I am responsible.

Leave the cell door open.

Let him escape. Let him.

It's our only chance...

Sure he can

threaten me with the bottom bits of hell.

And still, I insist, this

obscenity must be destroyed.

You hear me? Destroyed!

Give me your purse.

I saw you at the theater.

The purse.

Do you know who my husband is?

And the keys?

Did she see your face?

If I were you, I'd ditch the bike and

leave town for a while.

[Money]

Okay, I have keys. Did you find cars yet?

[Music]

[Bug zapper]

Who sent you?

You're so gonna die.

Who sent you?

Hong!

Charlotte?

Gigi?

Gigi?

[Music]

Suit guy.

Neighbor dude.

Tux guy.

From the beach.

And... Good old mom.

Villanueve.

That's what his wallet said.

Hong's new partner.

Anyway, her family came in yesterday.

I.D.'ed her.

Said her daughter

was missing or something?

Cause of death?

Steak knife.

Steak knife.

Stake.

Knife?

No, stake.

Iron fence post.

Right through the chest.

Oh, and handgun shot.

He's the first guy that came in.

Point blank range.

Hong's new partner suddenly k*lled?

Don't know why.

Then soon after

our hired g*n offs soccer mom and the

neighbor with a steak knife.

Why?

It's quieter than a g*n.

Houses are close together.

And our mystery man

stumbles on the scene

surprises our pro.

Maybe they scuffle.

It's quite a scuffle.

Mystery man wins.

Who k*lled you?

She made him.

Not our problem.

How do you know?

Did he tell you?

He doesn't speak.

He paused.

What do you mean he paused?

He paused when I asked.

You brought him into this.

And he f*cked it up!

Look, we just need to move a little

faster before they change the locks.

Or they find him.

Need a plan b if they change locks.

We go in this weekend.

Home's out of town and so's his old lady.

Read my lips.

I need time.

And you'll get time.

We'll have him go in and check the locks.

Who?

The guy.

We don't need a peace offering.

We need you not to f*ck up your job.

I appreciate the gesture, but he's

already dead if she saw him.

Oh no, no, I back that idea.

We're gonna need more

lookouts who are good with a g*n.

You said so yourself.

Fine.

Invite him along.

The kid and I stand guard here and here.

We give the

guy the keys and the elevator code.

And he goes in first.

If the locks have been

changed, we call it off.

If he gets in, we all move in.

How about plan b?

If it's locked, it's next

to the theater, right?

Can't I just go in through the top?

[Locksmiths chatter]

We may have a problem.

What?

The locksmiths are leaving.

Looks like they beat us to it.

This place is huge.

Maybe it's a different condo.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

Messy.

What you gonna do old man?

This should be you.

I'm a back door man.

They on to us.

Probably even home.

Hold.

The codes are not working.

I'm taking the stairs.

Told ya.

Yes, take the stairs.

This isn't working either.

Man, that sh*t's bolted.

No. The door to the

service elevator's locked.

Ok, go.

Nice case.

Thanks.

What's in it?

My dinner.

[Audience clapping]

Roadblock.

Take care of it.

Can you go around?

I don't think so.

Try.

Ok.

Clear.

Take position.

You know, when I drop this

sh*t, they might be on the way.

[Music playing]

You gotta be kidding.

[Alarm]

[E.m.p. Turns on]

[Power turns off]

Ok.

Clear.

Open the back door.

[Music playing]

Go ahead.

Time's ticking.

[Beeps]

Who's got the bolt cutters?

I thought you brought the bolt cutters.

You gotta be kidding me.

f*ck me.

God damn

f*cking chin a man! We're this close!

Shh.

Let's just get everything out the boxes.

No.

We're here for the painting.

It can't fit in these boxes.

It's gotta be upstairs.

Julio?

[Grunting]

[Loud bang]

[Grunting]

It's always stairs.

Go watch the door.

[Music playing]

Can you open it?

I can open anything.

My tools.

Hello, assholes.

You.

Uh uh, back off.

Why you all steal from me?

You? Steal from you?

You don't want to mess with master.

I taught you how to fight.

You old now.

That's why I have her and this!

Get away from the safe.

You.

Dumbass.

I've almost got it.

Got what?

What are you looking for?

The painting that you stole.

What are you people, Ret*rded?

You gotta be f*cking kidding me.

We had a deal, Hong.

You betrayed us.

I love this painting.

It's my good luck charm.

How could you?

I know it wasn't right to

hold on to it for so long.

But I did.

It's a sign of good faith, right?

Gentle.

Gentle.

[Music playing]

I was gonna give it

back when my streak ended

and not even take my original cut.

Come on, guys.

How you been?

Where you been?

Why did you run off with it?

Oh, come on.

You want to go there?

Really?

Yeah.

I really want to go there.

What do you remember of that job?

The card game with the security guards?

[Laughing]

All Norton

had to do was let them keep winning

while you stole their keys.

But he doesn't like

to lose, and he got impatient

and k*lled them all.

Lisa, even the little things matter.

You were

caught right on camera, walking too fast.

All of you screwed

up in one way or another.

It wasn't a clean job,

but none of you would take responsibility.

I trained you all better than this.

But you never listened.

You thought you were perfect.

You thought it was a beautiful job.

Once you handed it off to me,

it was a quick switch-a-roo

and out of the city before

you even knew what happened.

Lisa, that painting is a sickness.

It has corrupted your soul.

You would k*ll anyone in

your way for that painting.

Possessing it will not

bring your father back.

Listen, let's make a deal.

I'll give you the money.

It's more than what the painting's worth.

You should've moved on, people!

Get a life.

No deal.

How about this?

My chubby fights Nia for it.

Last one standing, gets the painting.

No deal.

f*ck you guys.

sh**t me.

Tell me.

It's embarrassing.

You.

I loved you.

But I might as well

have been invisible to you.

You were our boss.

My children.

No one loves an old man.

I'm a good guy.

Always around you, I felt so alone.

I knew you'd never love me.

So I took what mattered most to you.

Where's the painting?

And the money?

Really? That's nice.

Nobody was watching that little b*stard?

You go that way.

We're gonna go the other.

We need this vehicle.

Hong? Krczynski?

Okay. You go help kycrzynski.

Little buddy?

Whiskey.

We're never gonna find him.

He loves his motorcycle

he'll eventually come back and get it.

She's gonna put a tracker on it.

I was thinking of

something a little more immediate.

Two things, actually.

Lisa said he had a neighbor girl.

Just take her for a little bit.

Norton, you really worry me, man.

Nobody'll get hurt.

What's the other idea?

Lisa said she already had enough money to

pay us all our shares.

I work for my money.

[Scoffs]

In crime.

Nobody's perfect.

Let's take Lisa's money.

And go where?

She'll never stop until she finds us.

Not if she's dead.

Just go talk to her.

I'm sure she'll pay you off to go away.

This has been such a cluster f*ck.

She doesn't care about you.

She called you fat.

And you're still f*cking in love with her.

Pathetic.

The trick in life is not to panic.

We stick together.

No dumb mistakes.

No bad Karma.

Nothing.

Do you hear me?

Okay.

[Glass crashing]

Take it easy, hey.

I put up with your sh*t for a long time,

Norton, because we go way back.

I put up with these ugly

shirts and your shitty attitude.

And I keep my mouth shut

because I feel sorry for you.

I do what needs to be done.

Ever since the third grade, I've been

covering for you, man.

I know.

Do you remember Julian pope?

I made him kiss the soles

of your shoes, 10th grade.

And you were in the wrong.

I've always protected you instead of just

letting you learn your lesson.

And now this.

You've got a black heart, man.

And you've got this thing inside you.

And it ain't right.

Point being, nothing good

ever came from kidnapping.

And nothing good ever

came from betraying a friend.

Now, you're a smart guy.

Act like it.

Hold on for a second, man.

Yo.

Did you find anything?

Come on, man. I got

this thing on lock, man.

I don't know what that

means. I don't speak jive.

That's r*cist. It means I'm multitasking.

Okay. This one is set and

turned on. Do you have a signal?

Got it. Let you know if it moves.

How much are your memories worth?

What?

I think Norton's gone rogue.

Someone's coming.

You got a piece?

No.

[Muffled cries]

[Tracker beeps]

We got a hit.

The motorcycle's moving east on ferret,

passing Broadway now.

All right. I'm ten minutes out.

Station wagon...

There's a girl in the car!

Why don't you just get in the car and go?!?

I saw a car go... it

was like a station wagon...

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

Who's this?

Don't k*ll him. Do not

k*ll him. We need him.

Get in the Van.

Hey, freeze!

[g*nsh*t]

[g*nsh*t]

Shots fired. Shots

fired. I got a male down.

Corner of annunciation and valence.

[Indistinct radio chatter]

911. What's your emergency?

Uh, right now. We got like a Mexican

Cuban caravan that must have

crash-landed on higgs beach.

There's a couple of dead bodies. There's

one guy alive walking around in a daze.

He looks like he was with him.

Okay, sir. Someone's on the way.

I'm gonna keep you on the phone.

Are you in any danger?

No, no, no. This guy. Picking up photos.

Picking up photos. With

all these dead bodies around.

Now he's just

sitting there. What can you tell me?

My kid found him. There's

another little child face down.

Another one wrapped in a blanket.

Are they breathing?

No, I said everyone's dead.

No, everyone's dead except one.

These people... look like they're family.

[Thunder]

Hey! Hey!

Hey, where are you going?

Hey!

Hey!

How did you know I had her?

The kid told me you lied to him.

How did he know I was lying?

He put a tracker on your car.

I grabbed her when she was sleeping.

Is there something you want to say to me?

Yeah.

If you get a hold of him,

tell him I have the girl.

Give him this number.

We'll make a clean swap

the painting and the money for the girl.

I'll keep her at the boathouse.

You guys don't have to get involved.

When it's all over, we'll divvy

everything right up.

I will take care of this.

I'm the g*n guy. Let me do my job.

[Phone rings]

Talk.

Where's the girl? And where's my stuff?

One of my guys went off book.

I can't control him.

He said for you to bring the painting and

the money to 5422 bayou road.

The boathouse.

If he hurts the girl, I'm coming for you.

[Sobbing]

Geez, you didn't even get out.

I brought Mr. Whiskers.

[Sobbing]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Choking]

[Blubbering]

Stay.

Hello? Lisa?

Let's go have a chat.

Shh.

Where's Julio? The kid?

Dead.

I got this. You go over there, you over

there, I'll go over there, and when he

pulls up, I'll sh**t him. With this.

And what if he doesn't have the painting?

Or the money.

I hadn't thought of that.

Oh.

Yeah.

Of course he's going to bring the stuff.

And what if he brings the cops?

Then she's dead.

Where's his photos?

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

He can't be here already.

That's impossible.

Did somebody follow you?

I don't think so.

Go watch the girl.

f*ck that.

Go that way.

[Phone rings]

Lisa, you've been bad girl.

I'm going to find you.

You have a lot of my cash.

I don't like that.

I'm going to come to get you.

You should have k*lled me when you

have chance.

You didn't know I have brand new crew.

They will come to get you.

They will come to get you.

[g*nsh*t]

[Gigi screams]

[Scream]

[Sobbing]

[g*nshots]

[g*nsh*t]

Oh, god damn it.

[g*nsh*t]

[Crying]

[Scream]

[g*nshots]

[g*nshots]

[Return fire]

[g*nshots]

[g*nshots]

[g*nshots]

[g*nshots in distance]

[g*nshots in distance]

We just want the money.

I'm not here for her.

sh**t her, I don't care.

You bluffing.

And you're too chatty, where's the girl?

She went up the little bridge.

Well, I'm gonna go

that way now and find the girl.

You can go that way and

check behind the first

oak tree on the left side.

We can just go our separate ways, partner.

What about her?

Keep her.

Walk.

I've never shot a woman in the back before.

But there's always a first time.

He said the first oak, right?

Left.

Right. Left. Right. Left.

Let's go get that money.

What if it isn't there?

I don't deal in "what if's."

What if he's playing you for a fool

and you had him dead to rights?

All right, shut your trap.

I bet he's got his

sights trained on you right now.

It's awfully quiet, isn't it?

Did you hear that?

So what's the plan?

Let's go look together.

Hmm.

Jackpot.

Open one.

How much is it?

More than I've ever seen.

Well, don't just sit there, show me.

[g*nsh*t]

(g*nshots)

(g*nshots)

Oh, there you are.

About time.

She's just up ahead.

Help me grab her.

She's gonna be happy to see you.

I wonder who that was up there.

You got my money?

Maybe.

This was supposed to be a clean hand off.

I apologize she's run off like this.

I know you're an horrible man.

I wanna hold up my end of the bargain.

The shoe appears to be on the other

foot now, eh?

f*ck.

Where'd she go?

I lost her tracks.

They ended right about here.

(g*nsh*t)

(g*nsh*t)

(g*nsh*t)