Stealing the Sky (2025)

[bunniefuu]

Maggie!

Hey, can you pass that ball?

Woah.

Oh!

That's a ball.

sh*t!

Sorry.

Uh.

Get.

Hello?

It's Winny and Evan,

we booked your loft

for tonight.

Hi.

Um...

There aren't any keys in the lock box.

I know.

I haven't put them in yet.

Check-in isn't until 4:00.

We know, but we beat the traffic.

Uh, would you buzz us up,

please?

We don't have any money.

- H-- hello?

- That's alright!

Hello?

The buzzer's broken.

Just pull on the door.

- All I'm asking for--

- I can't hear you.

There's a homeless woman

shouting at us.

Is 10 f*cking dollars, which you get--

Pull on the door.

It will open.

What?

I sensed that you got money.

f*cking God.

So, why don't you give me some of your money?

I'll come down.

I know what you're thinking,

but the loft, it's really nice.

Wow.

Is that a shoe?

- Jesus!

- Are you all right?

Christ!

Oh, hey, Gloria.

Oh.

Alright.

Very nice.

It's very Flashdance.

- I was not expecting this.

- Mm-mm.

Darling, look.

- Look at all the teacups.

Is there one

with Meghan Markle on it?

Oh, babe, look.

No.

Yes.

That is so adorable.

You're like a little frog, huh?

- Oh yes.

Oh, you're so naughty.

She's still there.

She's looking...

We saw the demolition notice

out front.

Are they knocking down

the building?

I'm still hoping

it won't happen.

I count like, six cranes.

Darling, look.

Who were all those people

hanging around outside

when we got here?

It's a refugee centre.

Oh.

Is it safe?

It's a lot of families.

See, you don't have

to live like a refugee...

I-- I probably wouldn't do that.

It's good.

Oh, darling, look.

You can see right into

their windows.

Oh.

- Mm.

- Kinky.

They actually--

Ugh. They come here

and all they do is pray.

Boring.

Oh well, maybe he's lonely, huh?

Lonely?

Those guys all have

like 10 wives.

10, wow.

What is that noise?

It's like Chitty Chitty

Bang Bang in here.

The heat's clanking on.

It just-- it just clamps

for a few minutes.

Oh.

Um, do you live here?

Sometimes.

I have another home I go to

when this is rented.

So bad.

She's right there.

- She likes it.

We're the most action she's had

in years.

- Truly.

Oh, God.

- You're still here?

I'm going.

- Just making it perfect.

- Sorry.

It's lovely.

Have a good night.

Oh, we will.

I don't know how you do it.

Have all these strange people

in your home,

sleeping in your bed.

I try to do that Buddhist thing

and I think of it like

we're all one.

Most people who stay here

seem pretty normal.

Who wants a carrot?

Oh.

I got the eviction notice

yesterday.

How long do you have?

60 days.

Why aren't you freaking out?

I am inside.

Well, what are you gonna do?

I don't know.

I don't wanna talk about it.

I just-- I kinda just hope

I die in my sleep.

Well, you might.

I mean tonight.

Well, it's not like you

didn't know this was coming.

And you're lucky, you have

David's to go to.

Do you want some?

How can you eat leftovers

from people you don't know?

This one hasn't been touched.

Okay, this bass is

driving me nut--

Just bang on the wall

and she'll turn it down.

I heard you the first time.

So, how is it working out,

staying with David?

Mm.

Lugging stuff back

and forth was a little tough.

Was?

What do you mean was?

Aren't you still staying

with David?

Holly?

Holly!

I found another stash of USBs.

No, I know you said that

as long as he's having sex

with me I have nothing

to worry about,

but I can't stand it anymore.

Is it still mostly Filipina?

Ish.

Oh, it's fine.

When she's on my phone,

I can say anything.

Watch.

Hey, Gia, I cooked Scooter.

That's her new kitten.

Hey, Gia, I cooked Scooter

and ate him for breakfast.

I don't even know

why he's with me

when I'm obviously not

what he wants.

Every man has a fantasy

f*ck time.

Ugh.

It doesn't mean he doesn't

love you.

Every time I see an Asian woman,

I get these flashbacks.

What if David had a thing for unicorns?

Would it still be an issue,

because they aren't real.

Oh, God.

What am I gonna do?

I'd-- I'd let you stay

in my guest bedroom if I could,

but Grant's funny about

people staying over.

It's okay.

It has nothing to do with you.

He-- he was so drunk that night.

Okay, can we talk about

something else?

Is Princess Marilyn still

in town sh**ting?

Well, she wrapped a few weeks ago,

but she's staying at the SoHo

until her Dad dies.

Why aren't you staying

with her?

Honestly, I felt like more

of a loser staying with her

- than I do in my storage room.

- Ugh.

But she said if I put myself

on tape,

she'd try to get me on

the next season.

Really?

Yeah, I guess they're giving

her a-- a sister

who shows up on Tara.

That's the planet

she discovered in season two.

Oh, are you still having

those insane fights?

Yeah.

She's famous now, right?

Well, Canadian famous.

Oh.

Forget it then.

You know, I don't understand

why people have to use

every single friggin' towel.

- Oh God.

- Excuse me.

Coming in.

When did you find the porn?

A few days ago.

A few days?

Why didn't you tell me?

Because I knew you'd say

that it wasn't a big deal.

But you don't understand

how much there is

and how bad it makes me feel.

Where have you been staying?

The last few nights back

in my storage room.

Oh, for the love of God.

Well, Bryce said I could

stay with him.

No.

You think he still likes me

that way, but he doesn't.

Okay.

It's just that his--

his place is so cluttered,

and chaotic, and crazy.

The porn is one thing,

but it's-- it's--

it's all the lying.

It's all the lying about it

I don't know if I like you

watching that.

Thank you, ladies.

Well, it's, it's like

I'm looking at the sky

and it's blue,

and I know it's blue,

but then he tells me

that I've got it wrong,

that the sky's red.

And I wanna believe him,

because we're supposed

to be getting married,

than believe that he'd lie to me

and let me go on thinking

I'm the crazy one.

It's obviously blue.

Anybody can see that.

I wish I would've set you up

with Kageepan.

The short guy who works

for Grant?

He'll look a lot taller when

he's standing on all his money.

This is the third engagement

you've broken off

in the 22 years

I've known you.

I think you should try

to work it out.

Okay, just doesn't matter,

because I don't think

I'm in love with him anymore,

and I need to be in love

with the man I marry.

I'm not like you.

Oh, I didn't love Grant

when I married him?

Of course, I loved him,

and I'm not the one renting

out my home to strangers,

so I can pay my bills.

Well, it's not like you...

What?

Say what you were gonna say.

Say it.

Fine!

Our house is paid in full.

But who pays for it?

Oh, I see.

So, you're the better person now

because you struggle

and starve.

- I don't wanna fight.

- We're not fighting.

I just happen to think

martyrdom is overrated.

It's called being true

to myself.

Oh, here we go.

No. I don't need a man

to complete me.

- Whatever.

- No, not whatever!

And if it means I let

strangers f*ck in my bed

and I eat perfectly good food

they leave in my fridge

rather than wasting money

on Grubr friggin' Eats

and ding-dong dumbbell

door crash,

that is my choice.

Your gig is up when the

building comes down,

and then what?

I'll burn that bridge

when I get to it.

- You have 60 days.

- Excuse me.

I know.

David adores you.

He would've taken care of you for the rest of your life.

You haven't heard a thing

I've said!

Stop pretending the writing

isn't on the wall.

It's perfect.

Good evening.

We book room for the night.

Gia.

Mommy, when you die,

will I get your phone?

Ugh, let's go.

You're a little early.

I-- I-- I charge extra when

people come early.

No, no. No pay extra.

Where is the key?

Nothing in lockbox.

You're very early.

I haven't put them in yet.

You can go now, please.

We will take good care of home.

- Where is the key?

- Key.

Nice.

You are here to enable the divine purpose

of the universe to unfold.

That is how important you are.

The more you're identified

with your thinking,

the less present you are as

the watching consciousness.

The stronger the emotional

energy change will be,

whether you're aware of it

or not,

if you cannot feel

your emotions,

You will eventually experience

them on a purely physical level,

as a physical problem

or symptom.

A great deal has been written

about this in recent years.

may even manifest

as an external event

that appears

to just happen to you.

Observed that people who carry a lot of anger inside,

- not being aware of it.

- f*ck off.

And without expressing it, are more likely to be attacked.

...for no apparent reason.

They have a strong

inclination...

If you have difficulty

feeling emotions...

f*ck! God!

What?

Who the hell are you?

...peace are possible,

whenever a gap occurs

in the stream of thought.

f*ck.

For most people,

such gaps occur rarely

and only accidentally.

In moments, when the mind is

rendered speechless,

some things trigger

extreme physical exhaustion,

or even...

Ah!

What the hell?

Turn your music down.

It's not music.

It's Eckhart.

Oh, Jesus.

You scared me to death,

Marilyn.

Do you know that when you Google

this place,

the first thing that pops up

is a bedbug registry?

I know.

Oh my God.

Why didn't you tell me?

Oh my God!

All the reports were from 2017.

Everywhere in Toronto had them.

I'm itchy just thinking

about it.

Oh my God.

That is all in your head.

The sooner they knock that

sh*thole down, the better.

It's fine.

Okay, I finished Dad's

obituary.

I need you to uh, check it

for typos

and sign off on it.

Dad hasn't died yet.

I know, but when he does,

it'll be one less thing

to worry about.

Okay.

Oh, and I was thinking

about the hymns.

Yeah, well, as the executor--

When are you gonna stop with

the I'm executor bullshit?

I personally happen to

believe in open

and honest communication.

You started talking about

a funeral right in front of him.

Yeah, that's 'cause he has

no f*cking idea--

Asking him what songs he

wants sung--

He thinks we're from the church.

In the-- in the service,

what kind of food

he wants served

at the reception.

Who does that?

Okay, I get it.

I'm sorry about David.

Your texts.

Your phone was lighting up

when I came in.

What?

Did you read this?

No.

When's the last time you

actually visited Dad anyway?

I was there two days ago,

and I'm going again tomorrow.

Yeah. And what's with all,

the uh, yellow sticky notes

- stuck to everything,

- "For Marilyn" written on them.

Well, I don't want to talk

about this either,

but I have started going

through Dad's things.

I'm sure you have.

You know, if Dad owned his house

instead of paying off

all of your credit card debt,

then we could take

all the time we want.

But he doesn't, so we can't.

You really need more stuff?

If there is something

that I've already marked

that you feel strongly about,

I'm-- I'm open to discussing it.

Nan said before he even got

sick you started taking stuff.

Nan also claimed that Dad

promised her the French Limoges.

I mean, as if a cleaning woman

has any use

for French Limoges.

You know hoarding?

It's officially recognized

now as a mental illness.

Wow.

You still sticking your finger

down your throat

every time you eat a carrot?

I haven't done that in 20 years.

You know that.

You're always jealous, because

I've always been thinner--

- Than you!

You keep bringing it up

all the time.

Do you know what you put

our parents through?

Do you know how many times

I came home

and Mom was crying,

"What's gonna happen?

Where's Holly? Is she okay?"

Dad? "h*-- Holly?"

Nobody gave a f*ck where

Marilyn was.

Nobody.

You always have to do that

because you're not even--

- What do you want?

I love that boat.

What stupid boat?

Because I was with him

when he built it.

Oh my God, the boat.

First, uh...

Where do you put all the stuff?

Where?

Do you have a separate,

like--

I have a couple storage

rooms myself.

Yeah, no kidding.

I hide it.

What is wrong with you?

All right.

All right.

I got other coloured

sticky notes if you want.

Just don't use yellow.

There-- there's some pink ones.

I think I have a few left

of those.

I don't wanna fight with you anymore.

But you're mean sometimes.

You bring out that in me.

And you always take

everything.

Why do you do that?

You're losing everything.

Where would you put it anyway?

Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry, I was on a call.

I'm no limousine service.

Nobody's paying me to wait.

It's not baseball, two strikes, you're out.

Oh, hey.

Are you my reservation?

I can't get any of these open.

No.

You have the wrong lock box.

It was the one around

the corner.

- Oh.

- I have the keys.

Sorry.

I'm just gonna show you in super quickly,

and then I'll take off, okay?

Your name's Tom, right?

Oh, uh, yes.

- Holly.

- Hi, Tom.

Why is it making that noise?

The-- the buzzer's broken.

Is it always just unlocked

like this?

No.

It'll-- it'll be fixed tomorrow.

It's...

It's safe.

Okay.

Can I carry something?

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm fine.

Really just the-- whoa.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm...

I'm sorry it's a brand new suit

and I just bought it

for tonight.

Uh, I have a date.

- Oh.

- It's my birthday.

Oh, happy birthday.

Thanks.

One of my arms is longer

than the other,

and I was--

I was just really worried

that they wouldn't have it

altered in time.

But they did.

Yes.

Yes, yes, they did.

I know what you're thinking.

but Rome wasn't burnt in a day.

Built.

What?

Nothing.

Uh, well, I'm uh...

I'm cooking dinner for my date,

and then uh,

I'm uh, taking her flying.

Oh, you're a pilot?

Uh, I have a couple of planes I fly on a regular basis.

That is so cool.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh, no.

We're-- we're not allowed

to use it.

It's-- it's kind of my fault,

so, I-- I can't really complain.

See, my-- my boyfriend--

I mean, my ex-boyfriend,

he got stuck

And he-- he's claustrophobic,

so he got a little freaked out.

Get me the f*ck out

of this elevator!

He used to get bullied in school.

They'd lock him in lockers.

Humans are the cruelest animals.

Long story short.

Oh.

Sorry, I'm rambling.

Oh. I-- I-- I'd rather

listen than talk.

Really?

You must have a lot of friends.

Not really.

Oh, sh**t!

Oh. Are you okay?

It's okay. Sorry.

Hi, Gloria.

Come in.

Okay.

- Have a good birthday.

- Thank you.

Uh, checkout's at 11:00.

I'll uh, leave the keys,

and if you can put them back

in the lockbox?

- The one around in the corner?

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, and have fun flying.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

Oh, hello Zena.

Um, may I-- may I take

your coat?

You certainly look uh,

scumptious.

Sorry.

You look-- you look--

you look nice.

Oh, hello there.

Come on in.

Can I uh, about a--

Can I-- can I take your coat?

Just finishing up this cucumber.

Uh, hi, hi, Zena!

Hi, Zena.

Hey, come on, come on in.

Can I-- here, let me--

I'll take that.

You look uh, yeah,

you look good.

Huh.

No.

Hey, girl.

This whole area needs

to be done.

That's not enough.

And Kevin, you missed one.

Bryce?

Bryce?

- Hey.

- Hey.

It's so dry in here.

That could be why you get

nosebleeds.

Could be.

What are you working on?

Calculating the biometric air pressure

in relation to the preloaded

measurements

that will surpass

the physical limit

of my turbine's main

force field.

Cool.

Oh.

When did you get a fish?

Right after you left me.

Hello.

What's his name?

Her name...

Is Family.

Oh, the train set looks great.

Thanks.

But where are all the people?

Actually, I prefer it without people.

Why?

Well, people hurt.

Hey, you know what?

I think we should do

your audition.

Uh, no.

No, I don't-- I don't--

I don't want to.

I don't feel like it.

Holly, Marilyn's gonna put you

on her show.

You gotta knuckle down.

You gotta be serious.

This is a good chance.

You-- you need a plan B.

Plan B is suicide.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

I don't like it when you talk

like that.

Come on.

Where are all your clothes?

They're around.

Most of them are in the bathtub.

I set everything up for you.

Did you bring your sides?

No.

- Come on.

- What?

Let's go.

It'll be fun.

Can we have quiet time?

Sure.

or a hummus or something?

Hello, Family.

Man, you're k*lling me

with smell.

When last time you wash feet?

Would you please either just

tune that in

or shut it off?

It's a piece of sh*t van

Only way keep it quiet,

turn the dial.

Give you tunnel carpal syndrome.

Many men can do this job.

And the radioactive plutonic particles divert

paradoxically from Neptom's

solar atomic nucleus.

Pow!

Pow!

You need to come in as soon

as I say my line.

Huh?

Press stop.

Okay.

But why did we stop?

That was such a good one.

Believe me, you're fantastic.

You're doing such a good job.

Except don't do that googly

thing with your eyes,

that's not good.

But we need another one.

Good.

And let me be the judge

of the cutting.

I'll be the judge of

the cutting.

You need to cut as soon as

I say my line.

Alright, Holly, show me.

Which line?

"The radioactive plutonic

particles divert

paradoxically from Neptom's

and solar atomic nucleus."

Oh, okay, that line.

Okay.

You know what?

Like, let's do another one.

What the...

Sorry I got mad at you.

Yeah, I'm sorry I messed up

your audition.

You are so talented,

you know?

Thanks for letting me stay.

You're welcome.

You know what?

What is all this crap?

This is my crap.

It's my--

Don't poke me.

I'm not poking you.

- No, don't.

- Okay.

You know, I don't like that.

Alright, alright.

I'm going inside.

Okay, alright.

Don't lock me out.

Can you help me with this?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

so I don't have to do what

you say anymore.

Don't make a French fry

sandwich when you're on a date.

I'm not on a date.

No, I-- I mean,

if you ever are again.

I'm never going on a date

again as long as I live.

Might get lonely.

Get?

Come on.

Hey, it's your favourite.

Knew you were gonna...

You know you want it.

Come on, honey.

- No.

- Why not?

I might not have to stay

here the whole night.

Kevin said that if I uh,

gave it eight hours,

I could go back.

Wow.

What's it like?

What's what like?

To live in that solipsistic

brain of yours?

I don't know what that means.

Self-cantered, self-absorbed,

self-egotistic.

Wow, okay.

You know what?

All you ever think

about is yourself.

What?

That is so not true.

This happens to be a very

difficult time for me.

What? I'm losing my home

and my income,

and the man that I thought

I was gonna marry

is obsessed with Filipina porn!

I have a lot to figure out.

Yeah, well, you know what?

Do you ever think about what

I do for you,

how long it took me to set

this place up for you?

Y-- yes.

Right.

Not to mention the two

and a half hours spent

on your stupid audition.

Oh, well, I'm sorry

that I'm such a burden

on your lonely life.

Hey, what are you doing, Holly?

- What?

- Those are my turbines.

It took me a month just to

get the balance right.

And you're just bashing

them around.

It is so cluttered in here, it's totally crazy.

It's not crazy.

Everything is exactly where

it needs to be.

If anyone saw how you live,

they would think

that you were totally insane.

That's hilarious coming

from you,

who lives in a closet

and pees in a jar.

I'm my own boss.

I can do what I want.

I don't have to answer

to anyone.

Yeah, well, I'm an inventor.

I see the future.

I see things people don't see

right in front of their eyes!

Global Federation

of Atmospheric Regeneration?

I'm saving the planet.

What planet?

Planet Bryce?

You live in a fantasy world.

Peter friggin' Pan.

Oh, well.

Bryce.

Bryce, open the door.

Go away!

Bryce, open the door.

No.

Bryce, I'm sorry.

Leave me alone.

...whereupon the interior minister ordered

as an assassination attempt.

There have not been any arrests.

Either...

The International United Federation of Journalists

continue to voice grave concerns

over the violent attacks

against those in the press

who dare to speak out

against the government.

Over the past year,

authorities have further

tightened control of the media.

Journalists across the country

have faced increased--

Yes!

Yes, of course!

Thank you.

Uh...

Okay.

Uh, yes, hi.

Uh, emergency, please?

Are you awake?

No.

Hello. Yes, um, I was wondering

if you could check

for me, please,

if-- if a-- a woman was brought

in there tonight?

See, she's uh, she's--

she's missing.

Well, no, she's-- she's not

missing, she's...

I fear she may have been

in an accident.

Um, Zena?

I-- I-- I don't know what her

last name was.

Is. No.

No, I meant...

No, I, I meant, I meant is.

She can't be dead.

That would be uh, that would

be too awful.

Oh yeah, she was--

she was supposed to meet me.

We had a date.

A date?

Oh.

But I-- I really can't see her

not showing up.

We uh, we had this--

this connection.

I'm sorry that I hurt you.

You're forgiven.

I'm gonna try to be

a better person.

Mm.

Good luck with that.

Yeah. No, I--

Yeah, I know--

I understand--

I understand that.

Yes.

No. Uh, I understand.

But s-- yeah, but, but see,

I-- I-- I-- I-- I prayed.

Yes, I was-- I was praying.

I was praying on my knees

to God,

and...

Um, yes?

God?

Hello?

Hello?

Mom, it's Tom.

Hello?

Uh, pardon?

Can you call my number,

please?

Hel-- who is this?

It's Tom.

Huh?

- Tom.

- Who?

Tom, your son.

Who is speaking, please?

I don't think anybody is there.

No.

God.

Yeah, hello?

Mom.

Yeah, uh, somebody has just

called me from this number.

Oh my God.

Bryce?

Hmm.

I-- I need to talk to you.

What?

What am I gonna do?

Everything's gonna be alright.

It's not gonna be alright.

It's-- it's g-- it's--

it's just gonna be,

it's gonna be horrible.

Come on.

I thought I was doing okay

with-- with how I was handling

everything,

like you said, so that I could

live in the present

and not worry so much about

the building coming down,

and what I'm gonna do,

and how I'm gonna live,

and how I'm gonna survive.

No, no, it's okay.

And no, and even when all

that went down with David,

I didn'-- I didn't freak out

or-- or s--

or-- or yell or scream

or break stuff.

Well, that's great, right?

Isn't that great?

Yeah.

I sent him a text when,

when-- when-- when--

when you were in--

- in the bathroom.

- Mm-hmm.

Will-- will you read it

and-- and--

and tell me what you think?

I don't think

that's a very good idea.

Please?

Alright.

Let's see this text.

Okay.

"f*ck you, David."

No, out loud, so I can hear.

"f*ck you.

f*ck you, David."

Did you send this?

Just keep reading.

"f*ck you for wasting

two years of my life.

f*ck you for lying over,

and over,

and over, and over

about your stupid f*cking porn."

Are you sure you want me

to keep reading this?

Just keep-- please.

"f*ck you for following

stupid b*mbos on Instagram

who spend their life posting

photos

and videos of themselves

for dumb f*cking f*ck

like you."

He did that?

That is so dclass, man.

"f*ck you for making me

listen to you drone on,

and on, and on about your

stupid f*cking boring life."

You know what?

Like, boring.

"f*ck you for being a selfish,

self-absorbed f*cking

selfish as*h*le.

f*ck you. f*ck you."

Okay, okay. Come on.

- "f*ck you."

- No, no, no, no.

"f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck--"

Okay, just stop.

No, stop.

"I hate how you made

my life so dark."

Hey, here.

At least I tried to make your

life a little bit brighter,

didn't I?

- Didn't I?

- Yes.

And you know...

...you know,

you know what the--

the doctor thinks, don't you?

The doctor thinks that you're

going to be okay.

You're an interesting case.

You're so happy on the outside

and so dark on the inside.

But you're still one of

my absolutely my favourite,

favourite person, Holly.

- Aw.

- Just know that, okay?

I think you're the best.

Really?

Honestly.

You're-- you're gonna be

alright.

Don't say that.

Okay.

Prairie voles, turtledoves, and certain species

of lizards mate for life.

This lizard couple was

monogamous for over two years,

until the male was k*lled

by a motorcar.

For five days, the female

stayed by her mate's side,

until she died herself

from dehydration.

Oh, f*ck.

Hey. Maggie, did you see

my guy from last night leave?

Oh.

I'm so sorry.

Uh, I-- I slept in.

It's okay.

Don't worry about it.

Um--

Uh--

- Oh.

- Oh.

Yeah, I was just about to

put the keys back.

- I'll take them.

- Sorry.

Thanks.

Oh, how was your birthday?

Wonderful.

Okay.

Miss.

Hey, miss.

Miss.

Hmm?

What are you looking at?

My building.

That's your building?

- Yeah.

- Aw, f*ck.

Nice building.

I think so.

Got any change?

Uh, no.

Sorry, I don't carry money.

You know what?

Actually, that's my building

right now.

You know how I know

it's my building?

'Cause I pissed on it,

and I gotta get back.

It's my mom's birthday

tomorrow--

- Not my problem.

- And I'm going--

I know it's not your problem.

I'm not saying

it's your problem.

Why do you gotta be such

a stuck-up twat, right?

All I'm asking for is $5.

You got a car.

You got a building.

I need $5!

And so you know what?

You need to give me 5 bucks

if you wanna look

at my building.

Go away.

What is all this racket about?

Sorry, I didn't realize

I was making so much noise.

Um, I'm here to meet Tom.

He's not answering.

Who?

Tom.

What is that in there?

It's a cake.

How long are you going to

keep this up?

I'm sorry.

I just, um...

...he should be in there.

We had a date.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Just get in.

Yes.

Yeah.

Get in.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

What are you watching

over and over and laughing?

Nothing.

Here, see.

That's-- in the green hat,

that's my-- my brother's son,

uh, Shafiq.

That's him dressed

as Luke Skywalker.

We didn't really know

what Halloween was

till we came here, you know?

Where is he now?

I sent him back,

and my brother, too.

Uh, it's been a year now.

We haven't heard anything.

Ugh.

Holly, is it your birthday?

What?

No.

Thank God.

Okay, where have you been?

I have been knocking

on your storage room door

for like two nights.

Gloria made Kevin spray

the basement.

I was-- I was here last night,

and the night before

I slept at Bryce's.

Ooh, slept with

or slept-slept?

Slept-sleep.

Mm.

Well, I've been texting you

all morning.

Oh, God.

Stop acting like this!

- What is wrong with you?

- What is wrong with me?

I'm losing my home

and my income,

the man I thought I was

gonna marry is--

is obsessed with porn

and my dad's dying.

He's not dying.

Oh, now he's not dying?

He died.

What?

Well, I sent you a text,

so you could come in time.

Why didn't you call?

Because I thought you'd get

the text in time.

Well, I would've gotten

a phone call in time.

The phone would, wou--

would ring, I'd hear it,

I'd answer

and I'd come right away.

I'm sorry you didn't check

your texts.

I thought everybody did.

Look, he wouldn't have died

with you in the room anyway.

He wouldn't have wanted you

to see him that way.

When?

I don't know,

about an hour ago.

They're-- they're gonna

pick him up.

They said we can visit him

when they clean him up.

Why is there a clock

in your tub?

I don't know.

Oh, hey, someone left

you a cake.

Where are you going?

Holly, where are you going?

I don't want him to be alone.

He's just a body now.

Oh.

Holly.

Holly!

Ah!

Ah.

What is all this racket about?

Why don't you get

a normal-sized mat?

Oh!

Yeah.

Alright.

That's great.

Um, do you think I could just

borrow the leaf blower

for a second?

I'm paying you to do the work.

Not to build tree castles.

No. It's-- Please.

It'll really make the boy's day.

Please?

- Yes?

- Then take it.

Yes!

Thank you. Thank you.

He'd be really happy, you know?

Sorry.

Ah!

You wanna try it?

- Try it, try it, try it.

- Whoo-hoo!

Do it here.

Yeah, when you do it,

there's like a...

Aww.

Hm.

Smells nice, huh?

Thank you.

Keep them here safely.

I will cherish this.

Thank you.

Why don't you have

your work boots?

Uh, I guess I don't have

any right now.

You need boots if you're gonna be a tree buster.

I am a Jedi.

I'll fight the dark side.

Why do you look sad?

I'm not. My...

My eyes are cold.

Can eyes get cold, like noses

and ears do?

Yes. Yes, they can.

Where's your home?

How come you don't know

where your home is?

Well, uh, I live in a building

that is not my home

and they could tell me to

leave at any time.

When I'm finished,

that can be your home.

Thank you.

Now, come on. Are you

gonna help me with this or what?

Yeah, let's do it.

I am so sorry for the delay.

Uh, there was a slight

mix-up.

Uh, we both thought the other

was coming.

Wait. Uh, you rented my loft.

Yes. Hello.

Was this your father?

My sincere condolences

for your loss.

What happens now?

Um, I have a stretcher out

in the hallway

that I will transfer him onto.

And then, I will put him into

the back of my car

and I will take him to

the funeral home.

Do--

- Do you want some help?

- Oh, no.

It's um, it's much easier

if I do it myself.

Thank you, though.

Okay.

And there we go.

Okay.

There.

I was expecting a hearse.

Oh, no.

We don't use those anymore.

Bye.

Oh my...

Okay.

- Oh.

Okay.

There wasn't a mix-up.

What?

There wasn't a mix-up.

- and pick up your father.

- Okay.

I just didn't wanna go out

in the world today.

I know that feeling.

I slept so soundly

in your loft.

See, I live with my mother,

and uh,

she can be a real handful.

Anyway, I'm so sorry I kept

you waiting all this time.

No, it's okay.

It-- it-- it gave me more time

with him.

She didn't show up.

Who?

My date.

I bought this new suit.

It's a-- it's a nice suit.

She never showed up

to my birthday.

Oh my God.

Yeah, I know.

It's terrible.

No! No!

There-- there-- there was

a knock,

but I didn't wanna talk

to anyone.

Then in the morning,

my sister came in with a cake.

I think it was your

birthday cake.

Why did your sister have

my birthday cake?

She brought it in from outside.

I think your date left it.

She must've had the wrong day.

You have to call her.

I can't.

She probably thinks you

stood her up.

- Really?

- Yes!

- Call her.

- No, no, I can't.

My-- my sincere condolences

for your loss.

- Okay.

No, it's...

Please call her.

Please.

It must've been her.

It's the only thing that

makes sense.

Will you call?

Uh, sure.

Give me your phone.

Will you call from yours?

Uh, uh, well,

but wouldn't that be weird?

'Cause like how would

I have her number?

Please call her.

Just take a deep breath.

Okay.

Okay. Uh...

Hi, hi, Zena?

Hi. It's-- it's Tom.

Tom?

Oh.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Yes, yeah.

The-- the-- the B&B lady.

She uh, yeah, she found

your cake.

You must've felt terrible.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Yes, yes, of course.

Holly.

Oh my God, there you are.

Oh.

I have been looking for you

everywhere!

Do you have any idea

what time it is?

Come inside!

Oh, God.

Whoa.

Oh.

I have been calling

and calling you.

Now you called.

Come on, it's freezing.

Come inside.

I hope there's a heaven

or something.

I'm sure there is.

Come inside.

You know you don't believe

any of that stuff.

Did you close his eyes?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I thought that's what

you're supposed to do.

I opened one.

Oh, that is f*cked up.

- Come on.

- No, I did--

I wanted to see it

one last time,

but it just looked--

It looked white and dead.

Is that Dad's ring?

Yeah.

Did you see his soul leave?

You know how, how they--

they-- they say that afterwards

you-- you can--

you can feel the soul leave

or-- or-- or see it?

Did-- did-- did you feel that

or see anything?

I don't think so.

Well, it would be something

that you would know.

It would be--

Yeah, I think I had a few other

things on my mind.

Obviously.

Uh...

Don't do that.

Don't bug your eyes out at me.

I'm sorry,

but I just think it's weird

that you would say

it's f*cked up that

I closed his eye.

It is f*cked up.

Oh, and it's not f*cked up

that you stole his ring?

I didn't steal his ring.

Did you take it before

or after?

- After.

I didn't want anybody else

to take it.

You know what?

Yeah?

f*ck you. I'm--

You know what?

I wasn't-- I'm not hiding it.

Um, I'm wearing it.

Yep, you sure are.

And this was in the drawer

by his bed.

I want you to have it.

- Thanks.

I don't want you to have this.

You know, by the time the

funeral guy arrived,

Dad was already stiff.

It was super weird.

He wasn't when I took the ring off of him.

Ew.

Oh, God.

Come on, let's go.

You're freezing.

Let's go, come on.

- I did your laundry.

- What?

Yes, I did something nice

for you.

When's the last time you did laundry?

I don't even remember.

When I'm honest with myself, I'm in a bit of a rut here,

obviously.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

Sorry, are those Mom's pearls?

What?

You know they are.

She gave them to me,

because you took all the rubies

before you put her in that home.

Thank you for coming today.

I always loved your dad and I can never stay mad

at you for more than a day

or two.

But really, don't you think

she should find herself

a husband?

I better go to the bathroom.

I did not put our mother

in a home.

Hello?

It was a retirement community.

The keys aren't in the lockbox.

She loves golf.

And she gave me the rubies.

Check-in isn't until 4:00.

Now I'll be down in 10 minutes.

Oh, sh**t, sh**t, sh**t.

- What?

- Oh, sh**t!

Wait a minute.

So do you have somebody coming

right now?

Apparently, she does.

Totally forgot.

Oh my God.

Stop buzzing!

I know you're there.

Oh, God.

Did I sound like a b*tch?

No, not at all.

You sounded like a librarian

who hasn't had sex

in 400 years.

Oh, God.

Get up.

- We gotta go.

- Wait, where are we going?

I don't know.

I'm not going anywhere.

Bryce!

What?

What did you do to the toilet?

Oh, um, you know what?

Close the lid,

pretend you don't know.

No, I can't do that.

You have to get it out.

No.

It's yours.

Oh, God.

Hello.

Hi!

You must be my super host.

Hi.

saving you having to come down.

Ooh, a swing!

Whee!

You are walking on

a very thin line, little lady.

I told you, you're not allowed

to rent to third parties.

Why do you care?

We're all outta here

in a few weeks.

This is your final warning.

Or what?

- Don't push me.

- You--

I am just trying to

make a living!

- Hmm.

- I'm not hurting anyone.

Well, don't you talk about--

so she won't tell the owners

that I sleep

in my storage room.

What?

- Oh! You are such a liar.

- Hmm.

And I know that you knew I was in there

when you made Kevin spray.

- Wait, wha-- what?

- No!

I am tired of her-- her Spanish

mafia blackmailing bullshit.

Alright.

That is r*cist.

You're just this pathetic,

invisible, lonely woman

everyone feels sorry for.

Holly, that is enough.

Oh, here we go.

"Oh, my life's so terrific.

I-- I love my husband.

Everything's so great.

Meanwhile, we all know

he can't stand you.

Okay. I'm so sorry that you

watched my sister lose her mind.

Oh, Miss America here.

Pretending to give

a flying f*ck about somebody

other than herself.

Limoges.

You know, ugh...

This, please.

You prance around here like

the Queen of Sheba.

that nobody even watches,

we should all bow down

and worship you.

I watch it.

I love it.

Thank you.

I loved when you k*lled

the rebel base.

I thought that was

the best episode.

Thank you.

Like your audition.

Oh, that dialogue is

impossible.

Nobody talks like that.

"Penelopiad, radioactive,

plutonically?"

The radioactive plutonic

particles divert paradoxically

from the Republic of Neptune.

Okay? Okay?

And all inhabitants on Tara

will suffer a fate unknown

and unseen by mere mortals

since the time

of the Nucleonic Wars that

had severed the solar system.

But be brave,

my fellow Tararians,

for we shall overcome.

We few, we happy few,

we band of brothers.

Ah!

You always have to be the

centre of attention!

Dumbass jumpsuit.

Look at what she's wearing!

What are you,

the f*cking fashion police?

Who wears that to a funeral?

I wore black!

f*ck you.

Unbelievable.

You know what?

- Whoa, whoa!

- You wanna know what's in here?

You wanna know what's in here?

French--

French friggin' limoges.

Scavenged from my Dad's

china cabinet

while his body was still warm.

- Can I have that, please?

- No!

You care more about these

friggin' dishes.

Holly. Uh-huh.

h*-- Holly?

Don't, don't.

Opa?

Excuse me.

Bye, Holly.

Hey! Marilyn!

Wait up!

Oh my God.

Did you come here to break

something else?

Look, I'm sorry that I didn't

call you when Dad died.

Ugh, no, you're not.

You know, this happens to be

a very difficult time for me.

Unbelievable.

You have no idea how hard

life is,

Miss "I'm-a-famous-actress

and I have two cars

and I have a driver,

and I--

and my makeup done,

and I get my toes fixed--"

And I work my f*cking a*s

off just to stay in the game.

Yeah, well, good for you.

- What? What is wrong with you?

Wake the f*ck up, Holly.

- Stop hitting me!

You live across the street

from a refugee centre.

Yeah, I know.

- Do you?

- What? What is it?

- Ow!

- Do you? Look out your window.

Little Miss

"Oh-my-life-is-so-hard."

Okay?

Stop hitting me!

You need to have gratitude!

Oh, stop it!

You're not sleeping

in a b*mb shelter

and having to cook squirrel

for breakfast.

You have everything that

means anything in this world.

You have your health.

You're funny.

You're smart.

You have friends who care

about you.

Like Bryce.

He'd do anything for you.

He's my best friend.

And you have me.

I know.

Do you?

Don't get sentimental on me.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Okay.

Move your skinny a*s.

Help me get this sh*t

into the car.

Oh.

Why do you need more

toilet paper?

The apocalypse.

It's coming.

This is insane.

Okay.

Okay. Keep going.

- What?

- Back up, go.

Oh my God.

I love you, too, man.

Hi.

Hi.

- Stop!

- Okay.

No, you're gonna scratch everything.

I got this, Marilyn.

I'm pretty good.

Pretty-- I got it.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

- What?

- Hey! Slow down!

Whoa, no!

What?

- What's wrong?

- You knocked that!

- Bryce!

- I got it!

Let me take it out

and I'll repo it.

- No, why would you do it?

- I'll repo-- I can do it.

- Marilyn, I--

- Wait. What?

- Whoa.

- How are you putting this in?

Oh, f*ck's sakes, man.

Okay, hang on. Hang on.

I know-- I know what to do.

I know what to do.

- There, that's better.

- Yeah, that's pretty good.

Whoa!

Can you put that all the way

in the back of the truck?

Sure.

Uh, Marilyn?

Oh.

Hey.

No, no. The-- the piano guy

is running late.

Um, no, no,

I'll meet you there.

Yeah, no, no, you guys

go ahead.

Sure.

I can see you.

Okay.

Yep.

Thank you.

Okay, dip it down. Dip it down.

No, up, up, up.

Good.

Good.

Zena.

This is amazing.

This is amazing.

- Oh!

- You're good at this.

Wooh!

Ah.

Excellent!

God, help me.

No!

No!

Just, hey!

Okay.

I love it.

No, I know.

Yes.

- Oh, you're still here?

It's funny, too. Yeah.