05x03 - Let the Bottles Hit the Floor

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."

-What happens in Ibiza?
-Stays in Ibiza!

Jesus.

I love Ibiza.

What do you think of
any other girls?

Danni’s fun,
she’s a massive flirt.

I’m Danni.

Danni, nice to meet you,
I’m Anthony.

Nice to meet you.
God, he’s hot.

You can meet my boyfriend.

There’s my boyfriend.

[laughing]

I mean, bloody hell.

Okay.

-[bleep]
-[crash]

----ing crashed!

Hey, Cap, I just hit
a rock on the tender.

What?

Gary knows better.

This is not the way we want
to start our season.

I hate doing the shower.

I’ve been doing showers,
like, for five years.

I really am trying
to go to service.

Lemon drops.
Water.

If you have to choose
between cleaning poop

and serving people,

what would you choose?

Ibiza!
Let’s go!

No, she can wait to go

until we pick
the guests up.

----ing hell.

I’ll remember that one,
don’t worry.

It’s cool.

I’ve always had
your ----ing back.

I won’t throw you under
the bus.

I’m just preparing you.

I will throw you so ----ing
far under the bus this year.

This season, you’re either
in my corner or you’re not.

But I’m not sitting
back anymore.

I’m ----ing done.

You’re not in my corner.

I want to be in your corner.

Yeah, but you’re not.

It’s very difficult,
because you always...

Show it. If you show me
you’re in my corner,

I will always help your
department.

I will always be there for you.

But face it, Gary, you’re not.

It looks positive.

Why would I want to
fight with you for anything?

I don’t know.

I’ve learned fighting
with you is probably

the worst outcome of
what can happen.

That was never my intention.

It might not have been
your intention,

-I haven’t came out like that.
-but that was the reality.

I’m sorry it happened like that.

Being on your side
and being your friend

and standing by your side,
although I haven’t always.

I am looking after the girls.
That is my main priority.

If you want to come along
the train and I carry you...

-I’ll be on the train.
-I will.

But let’s work on the train to
keep going on the train tracks

-and not derail it.
-Exactly.

-Yeah.
-So I’m just letting you know.

That’s what I’m saying.
[bleep] off.

Stop putting words in my mouth.

This is what Gary does.

You know, in the moment
he’s a total d*ck,

then he goes into remorseful
guilt, half-a*s apology.

So I forgive him, move on,

and we’re just in
this vicious cycle

where we’re
never moving forward.

I think Gary needs
to earn my trust

because I don’t want to be the
fool who forgives another fool

knowing he’s going
to hurt me again.

That’s why we pay therapy
to break cycles.

Okay, that was awkward.

Why?

Because, you kissed my ear,
it was so gross, so sexy.

Oh, my God.

-Daisy, stop it.
-Ew.

[laughing]

That’s a big goal,
but all right.

Bro, I’m ----ing
pushing your buttons.

I know you are.

Marcelo, is it possible

to put the first two
bottles of wine on one

and then put the rest on one?

So what we did last season

is we all took a turn
in paying the bill.

It’s worked kind of nicely.

Well, that blows for me

because I’m not going
to drink 10 drinks.

-It’s fine.
-What’s happening?

Basically, we’re all
going to take it

in turn throughout the season.

I agree.

We made $1,400 today.

This is how we do things.

That’s whack, but okay.

At the end of the day,
the chef

is one of the highest-paid
people on the boat.

We’re all drinking.
We’re all having shots.

He’s 22. He doesn’t understand
how it works.

Oh, what a ----er, bro.

Cloyce, come on, buddy.

I work ----ing hard
for the money,

so, like, no offense,

but I don’t want to buy
everybody five drinks

every time we go out.

Love you all.
Here’s to a great summer.

Stay sexy.
Thank you.

Stay Sexy!

I got bills to pay.
I have rent.

I’m literally the one that’s
putting up the down payment

for the house that my
family’s going to move into.

I feel like I work hard for it.

-Yeah.
-I want to invest it.

Drinking my money
doesn’t make me happy.

What the [bleep]?

Cut lose a little bit.
Like, take a load off.

That’s what I’m trying
to tell you.

Can I do tequila for everybody?

-No!
-Pass, Davide.

Jesus Christ.
Boring.

The island of Es Vedra is just
off the coast of Ibiza.

According to Greek mythology, it
is said that sirens or mermaids

lived on the island and
lured sailors to their death.

Hmm...

Oh, my God, I’m tired.

Jesus.
Is everyone going down?

Ugh...
Ibiza’s party’s central.

That’s what I’ve heard.

But the vibe is
deteriorating rapidly.

See you tomorrow.
Sleep well.

See you, big dog.

Where is the party?

Ugh.

-Hey, you all right?
-Yeah. I’m good.

You sure?

Yeah.
I will be.

Don’t let it get
to your head, man.

You want a chat?
I’m here.

-You let me know.
-This situation sucks.

Are you going to go to sleep?

No.

The best way to wind down
for me is to cook.

It reminds me of high school.

I got straight A’s in school.

I had a few close friends.

And I had multiple
people that didn’t enjoy me.

I had some kid come up to me

I had never met before and
said, you are an as*h*le.

I don’t have a problem
speaking up for myself.

But at the same time, I myself
can be quite sensitive.

And I feel like a little
bit like the outsider here.

[sighs]
Okay.

Keith’s ----ing boring because
he just won’t flirt back.

Just ----ing God

But some people...

Anthony, he just bit it, man.

Me neither.
I’m just working.

Cheffy. How’s it going?

Still got hungry.

What would you like?

Oysters.
Have you got oysters coming?

Bottom shelf.
Big box.

God, I love an oyster.

Oysters are an aphrodisiac.

This is quite romantic,
I must say.

You, I’ve never done this
with a dude before.

No, me neither.

That just shows we’re friends.

Yeah.

We should have a glass
of wine here.

-Love you, Daisy.
-Good night.

-Yes.
-Jesus, bru.

What?

Pull it.

Oh, my God.

Twist it.

You were right.
It’s quite tight.

That’s, yeah.

[laughing]

Come on, pull on.

It’s like Tweedledee
and Tweedledum.

Yeah, bro.

-Which one are you?
-There you go.

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

Nice finish on those.

Not bad, eh?

Would you like to accompany
me for a cigarette outside?

Yeah, let’s go.

Keith, come up for one.

Is everyone else asleep?

-Yeah.
-Cheers, lads.

Cheers.

How’s Cheffy not wanting
to pay for the bill?

What the hell?

I might not have hit
my prime yet, Gary.

I don’t think you’d have,
my friend.

You said that too tonight.

-Do you like oysters?
-Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

I would consider myself to
be generally a lone wolf,

and I didn’t sign up
for this job

hoping that I was going
to make friends.

We needed that as
a crew bondage.

-Crew bondage?
-[laughing]

Bondage is when you got
like a gag in your mouth

and someone’s like smacking
your n*pples and sh--.

But there are some
cool people on the crew

that I am getting
to know a bit better.

It was a good night, my friend.

Oysters and wine, baby.

[laughing]

-Good morning, boys.
-Morning, morning, morning.

[fly buzzing]

Yeah, baby!

Another day.

I just want you guys
to do the cabins.

Sweet.

Gary, Cloyce and Daisy.

Can I get you guys
in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy for Gary.

Dais.

Always.

Stay strapped.

Oh. I wasn’t talking
about weapons.

Oh.

I think mine might be
a little bit overkill.

What you packing
that it’s overkill?

[laughing]

Charter number two.

-All lovely ladies.
-Hopefully.

Amy, a realtor from Texas,

is coming to Ibiza along
with her two daughters

and a few close friends to
celebrate her 60th birthday.

Dietary restrictions.

Stephanie, gluten-free,
and this is chill.

Day one, the guests would
like to have

a boho island evening, complete
with paella for dinner.

On day two, the guests
would like to soak up the sun

on a floating lounge oasis.

Oh, that can be done.

We’ve actually got like
this inflatable netting

where everyone can
sit around in it.

Yeah.

I want to make it
as big as possible.

Cool.

On night two, the guests want
to have an under-the-sea night

with a beef and reef
dinner to celebrate

and a professional DJ
to play after dinner.

All right.

I just had an interesting
idea about mermaids.

We’re going to be going up
north

by this really cool island,
Es Vedra.

It’s a mystical place, pretty
similar to the Bermuda Triangle.

And I know that there
are mermaids on the island

that go out to boats and stuff.

What?

So this is like the
greatest thing ever,

Glenn knows mermaids.

We’re in Ibiza, dude.

So maybe we can hire
a couple mermaids.

-Yeah.
-To come on out.

Es Vedra has all these weird
legends swirling around it.

There were mermaids
who used to lure

seamen to their peril
on the island.

There were even aliens involved.

I don’t know.

It’s just an island to me.

But I think it’s pretty cool.

These guys have requested
to be picked up at anchor.

We’ll motor over there and we’ll
be picking them up at 1 p.m.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you.

All crew, let’s head
to the guest pickup spot.

We’re going to pick up anchor.

Go to the bow.

Davide, you’re hatbag
go into gear?

-Yeah.
-Good morning, provisions.

Hi, good morning.

This is Daisy,
calling from Parsifal 3.

I’m just calling
for some requests.

We need, like, a mermaid
to come to the boat.

All stern lines clear.

Emma, if you want to,

we can start picking up fenders
on the starboard side.

Yeah.

You know, I was scared that
you were going to be a b*tch.

I’m actually happy that none
of us are b*tches, because...

I was also kind of nervous.

I was like, oh, please don’t,

like, be somebody that’s
going to, like...

Don’t do anything.

Pretend like
they know everything

and be, like, super, yeah.

Oh, look at us!

I think we’re going
to go straight ahead.

Yeah, copy you.

The cabins look great.

And as soon as you finish
that, girls, we can finish.

I think you can drop, dude.

Okay, going to two.

Here, Emma, I’ll show you this
real quick and just grab it.

But yeah, just run
it like that.

Mm-hmm.

That looked like a pretty
good bite, Glenn.

Okay, mate, if you’re happy,
we’ll make it up there.

Who’s done dinner service?

-Yeah.
-You both have.

Who wants to do dinner service?

[bleep]. That means
I have to do cabins.

Remember, I have to
do cabins in the morning, too,

-because if they stay up late...
-No.

Going downstairs is
a literal punishment.

I don’t ever want to be there.

That is so incredibly annoying.

Just get over it, chill.

Oh, I hate cabins so much.

There’s bitching
and complaining.

I’m not listening
to it all season.

You’re always going to
be doing cabins.

Like, there’s three of us,
and I don’t do them,

so that leaves the two
of you doing cabins.

It doesn’t matter,
you’re going to get it equal.

[groans]

Coming up...

They’re going up!

It’s freaking amazing.

This is beautiful.

Ah! [bleep]

My chair is going.

[crash]

What is going on?

Holy cow.
[bleep]

You guys ready for this?

Yeah, let’s do it.

All looks good.

To get reversed, you put
the bucket down, which is this.

-Clutch in.
-Yeah.

And we’ll start going.

One’s got a propeller
and one’s got a jet.

At the moment, I’m the only
person on this boat

that can drive the tender.

And unfortunately,
only I can crash it, too.

Um...

Yeah.

I know every single charter
the guests

are going to want to
go on the tender.

And I think it’s important
for the safety of the crew,

the boat, the guests,
for everyone.

Now try to dock
by the ladder.

Looking good up here.

Nice.

-I’ll get the hang of it.
-Yeah.

Put on the nautiboy.

Probably needs an hour total.

It’s been in for 30.

There we go.
Perfect.

-Get out of the clutch.
-Swap.

-Yeah.
-All right.

English coffee
to improve my English.

I don’t know if it
does work, but...

Ah.

-So clutch is on right now.
-The clutch is off.

There we go.

See, you can hear it
and feel it.

-Ah!
-Yeah.

It takes a while to respond.

No.

Sorry, I thought
I was in...

Yeah, it’s strange.

I lose my patience
quite quickly.

I do like to be good
at things straight away.

Prior to yachting,
I was a personal trainer,

worked in a gym for a while,

and then I studied
to become an EMT,

and then I went into real estate

on and off for a good 10 years.

If you’re ducking,
you don’t need much speed.

Reverse.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

You guys can head in
in five minutes.

Everybody else in the c*ck,


Thank you.

I feel like I need
to take a nervous poo.

Ha!

Can you check the handrail that
runs down the side of the house?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

Perfect.

-Hello, ladies.
-Hi.

I’m Gary. Do you ladies
want to get on board?

Absolutely.

Okay, guys, let’s go. Daisy,
you and I are on the platform.

Everyone else out here, please.

Ladies, this is going to be
the trip of a lifetime.

-It looks beautiful.
-Beautiful.

Showtime.

They’re from Texas.
I hope they’re nice.

Everything’s bigger
in Texas, baby.

-Thank you. Thank you.
-There you go. Welcome aboard.

-I’m Captain Glenn.
-Hi, I’m Daisy.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, guys.

-I’m Captain Glenn.
-Hi.

-Welcome aboard.
-How are you?

Hi!

Nice to meet you, Stephanie.
Do you want a cold towel?

-Oh...
-Short short legs.

-There you go.
-There I go.

-I’m Davide. I’m the engineer.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi, I’m Daisy.
-Well, hello.

-It’s the birthday lady.
-Yes.

We’re excited to
celebrate with you.

-We’re excited to be here.
-Yes.

Welcome to Ibiza.
Welcome to Parsifal.

We have some great things
planned for you guys.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

We’ll up anchor and
get out of here.

Go find a nice place to anchor.

Oh, how nice.

I can’t risk my back.

Are you guys all
drinking waters?

Yes.

Lily, you’ve already been
in the hard stuff.

So I know there’s seven of you,
so we’ve got two twins.

And then we have the option
of making this into a bed

or pulling out a bunk.

I think my two daughters
and myself can sleep here easy.

-Okay, sure.
-Yeah.

Oh, you guys have a bathtub.

So if you’re very, very nice
and you don’t drink too much

on the trip, we’ll let
you use our tub.

[laughing]

I think you’re back up
at five, I believe.

Okay.

Gary, Gary, Glenn, you can
start packing up that transom.

We’re going to fire up and
get out of here. Go sailing.

Copy.

-D. Can you go and stow?
-Yeah.

Are you guys wanting
to go up top?

Sure.

Oh, my God.

Swim platform is up.

Closets closed.
Main engine is running.

Copy that.
I’m going into gear.

Just start picking up
whenever you like.

Okay.
Good enough.

Anchor is out of the water line.

Anchor is home, Glenn.
Anchor is home.

You want to drive and
we’ll start getting sails up?

-I can.
-I’m ready to sail.

Keith, if you can come up
to the flybridge,

keep an eye on the
mizzen, please.

There’s a bit more
breeze than was reported there.

Oh, it’s 17.

When you do this at
the end, call it out.

Okay.

So pretty.

You can come around to port.

Coming up into the wind.

No.

There you go.

Let’s get straight
on to the main.

Look at that.

They’re going up.

Hello.

It’s freaking amazing.

This is wonderful.

Okay, that’s good.

Hold.

Let me start coming
out on the genoa.

Wow, look at these sails.

Are you... do you need a hand?

That one’s just
sliding everywhere.

These might slide.

[clatter]

Sh--.

Glenn, that looks good.

I just heard something go.

-I’m okay.
-Are you sure?

Yes.

I fix your... oh yeah.

I spoke too soon,
I spoke too soon.

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Oh!

Ah! [bleep].

This has come off the hinges.

Look how enormous this sail is.

It should.

What is going on?

Just letting this.

Oh my God.

Oh, we are underwater.

[shrieks]

This is beautiful.

Don’t come up anymore.

[clatter]

[bleep]

Holy cow.
[bleep].

Oh no.

[clattering]

Oh, I don’t want
to see it.

----ing cupboards.

I closed it.

These don’t lock.

When we’re heeling over,
they don’t usually slide.

It was closed.

My chair is going.

-Ease the main.
-Hurry up.

Grab the chair.
Just grab the chair.

Can you imagine?

Ease the main.
It’s sliding.

I just heard something slide
around down there, too.

Like none of
the cupboards work.

It’s a sailing yacht.
Fix the ----ing cupboards.

Such a weird feeling.

-Did you have fun?
-Yes, this is amazing.

This is stupid.

-I closed it.

You can see.

This is a m*rder.

My aim for coming
into the season

was to be
super zen about sailing.

Enjoy the ride.

And now here we are.

A complete ----ing sh---show.

The guests cannot see this.

[gasps]
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Okay, I’m actually sipping.

As soon as we get past here,
I’m going to bear away

and we’ll put the sails away.

I wonder if there’s
any whales here.

Not an Ibiza, I bet.

There’s just a bunch of
alcoholics on the coast.

What are you thinking
for dinner?

-They’ve requested a paella...
-Oh, that’s right.

For their boho chic party.

Paella is, you know,
quintessential España.

Might get crazy and
sear some scallops.

This charter, I’m really
looking to prove

I am all about being
a team player.

And I want to contribute
to, hopefully, a big tip

at the end of the charter.

Someone’s got to pay the
----ing bills around here.

[laughing]

Okay, dinner at 8:30.

I’m always ready.

Yeah, we have.

You silly goose.

Did you not eat it?

Now, you’re like,
I’m hungry again.

-I need my lunch.
-I’m hungry.

Shall I eat again?

Might as well.

Obviously, I’m into Danni,

but Danni’s definitely
the person who flirts a lot

and not just with me.

She likes to just fish
with her net

and just have absolutely
no shame whatsoever.

But I definitely feel shame.

Shame hurts.
Shame is real.

Keith, Gary.

Hey, bro, it’s time
to put down the sails.

Copy.

How many years
apart are you guys?

We’re two years, two months.

We’re like the closest yet
we argue

about the dumbest sh-- ever.

Yeah, well,
that’s what sisters do.

Yeah.

[laughing]

You do main, you do mizzen.

Will you dry and
put this stuff away?

-Forward a little.
-Looks good, Glenn.

You guys, I just want to say,
if I could have any family

in the world, I would
not replace you guys.

Okay, Grace, are
you recording this?

Gary, I’m happy for
you to let it go.

Two shots, please.

Two at the water line,
two at the water line.

I think we got a
very good bite there.

Okay, we’re done.
Thank you.

So I’ll go down now.

Yeah, and then I’ll see
you at midnight.

Have a good rest, bro.

[belches]
Excuse me.

Go through the fairlead.

-The what?
-Through the fairlead.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

You can start setting dinner.

Oh, I’m about
to boho this b*tch,

so ----ing hard man.

Maybe, like, using sheets.

I’m a bit nervous it’s going
to look like kind of tacky.

-Yeah, tacky’s good.
-You love tacky.

Use everything.

I really don’t care
if it looks tacky.

The tackier the better.

The table’s going to be
pretty, like, intense.

I love decorating sh--.

Anything artsy, I love it.

My dad absolutely hated
that part of me,

because my brother and
sister were quite academic,

but I did art in high school.

And he’s like, what the [bleep]
are you going to do with art?

Like, when you’re older?

Like, it’ll be like a
little centerpiece slot thing.

Okay.

So, I take pride in my tables.

I love finding sh-- on
the boat that’s Bohemian.

-Nice bit of stretching.
-Yeah.

-Can you touch your toes?
-Yeah.

Would you like
anything to drink?

Can you do an espresso martini?

-Yeah, of course.
-Yeah, me as well.

I just want vodka
and pineapple juice.

Whatever kind of juice you have.

Yay, they changed color.

They’re asking for
two espresso martinis.

One vodka pineapple.

Vodka pineapple is just
vodka with pineapple juice.

-Exactly.
-Okay. Fine.

I’m going to go for
a quick shower.

Mmm. Thank you.

Someone ordered
an espresso martini.

I had one.

And then I have
a vodka pineapple.

All crew,
get into your blacks.

So full.

Pretty.

-And one, and two, Ibiza.
-Ibiza.

[bangs]

Did you ever get
your pills from that doctor?

I thought I was going to lose


[laughing]

[banging]

See you guys in 30 minutes.

Oh, sh--.

-----ing hell.
-Sorry.

-Are you guys losing the boat?
-No.

We don’t need it anymore.

What’s going on here?

Okay.
Hold it there.

Never a dull moment.
Pull towards you.

Okay.
Can you untie the stern line?

I’m just going to
check the hull.

Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord.

You can’t leave a tender
banging into the boat.

Scratches all down the hull.

Sorry.

It’s going to make a
noise for the guests.

And worst of all, it looks sh--.

Can I show you...

If you twist it twice, like
so, it’ll never come undone.

Thank you.

I’m so sad about the tacky.

Table’s like it just...

I don’t understand
why she said that’s wrong.

Because we’re making
it too pretty.

I’m like, I’ll do it if I have
to, but it’s still my career.

I’m just telling her how.
I’m just nervous about...

Why?

Tacky and my name
being on tacky.

Okay.
You need to stop.

I know.
I just have anxiety.

I know.
Well, you need to stop.

It’s too early in the season
to start freaking out.

It’s hard.

But why?

Because I’m passionate
about this sh--, Daisy,

and I, I’m being told
to do something--

-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
-It’s not my work.

Okay, stop.
Okay, look at me.

I’m going to cry.

I will never, ever let
you look bad, okay?

I’m so confused.

What the [bleep]

Stop!
You’re doing amazing.

I will make sure
you’re doing great.

Stop!
You don’t have to stress.

Coming up...

Hey, Cloyce, you in here?

Does anyone know where Chef is?

-He’s over here with us.
-What?

What’s he thinking?

It’s too early in the season
to start freaking out.

I’m not upset about,
like, you or anything.

Like, it’s just, if something
looks, like, tacky,

because I’m told
to make it tacky,

and then they see,
oh, sh-- tables.

That’s frustrating, like,

when you’re passionate
about something.

Let’s pretend
I didn’t say anything.

Yeah.

Let’s just pretend
that was nothing.

I used the word tacky,
but I meant over the top.

I just meant so visually,
like, popping.

That’s what I meant.

I mean, it tells
me that she cares,

which is a huge plus.

It also tells me
that she’s hypersensitive,

and I’m going to
have to watch my words.

Please don’t overthink
anything I say.

-There’s always a reason.
-Yeah, yeah.

I understand now.

-You’re going to be great.
-Ah.

[snoring]

-I love this necklace.
-Thank you.

We’re headed up.

-Oh, you look stunning.
-Thank you.

-This is beautiful.
-Thank you so much.

Can I get you guys
anything to drink?

I’ll have a glass of champagne.

Oh, how cute is this?

Everything is beautiful.

Can you let Cloyce know all
the guests are sitting?

-So he can go?
-Yeah, he can start plating.

Fix Stephanie’s crown,
it’s sideways.

She’s being a little bit
a drunken sailor.

There you go.

All the guests are seated.
Daisy’s just doing drinks.

Thank you.

-Yes.
-Okay.

What?

With cheese.

No.

Your hair’s sticking
up a little bit.

I love that.

-Can you go down to do cabins?
-Yeah.

Thank you.

-Yeah, that’s better.
-Perfect.

Cheers, ladies.

Cheers all the way down.

Three minutes.

[gags]
Disgusting.

Okay, those can go.

-Scallops can come with them.
-Nice. Good job.

This is an authentic
experience right here.

Thank you, captain.

Yum.

That scallop looks so good.

Look at Cheffy’s dishes.
Look at you go.

-Hello, ladies.
-Hi.

For dinner, we have saffron
risotto paella style.

Seafood’s on the side.

We have roasted
purple cauliflower.

And we have spinach
alla catalana.

I’ll help you serve.

This looks amazing.

-Thank you.
-Absolutely. Enjoy.

Oh, my God.
It’s so good.

[bleep]’s sake.
Ugh...

Where’s this going?

It’s ----ing hot in here.

Everything is so good.

These just keep growing.

-What’s growing?
-My boobs.

Because I’ve gotten older.

They’re just getting bigger.

And they’ll just pop
out of that swimsuit.

I want them like, to go down.

I can do this if you want
to go down and help.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know, some people pay a lot
of money for that to happen.

It’s a blessing.

How are you serving desserts?

Carefully and warm.

Individual bread and
butter puddings.

Bingo.

[hums]

-Are you okay?
-I’m ----ing hot.

-Are you all done?
-Yes.

Are we doing a dessert?

-Yes, we have dessert for you.
-Great.

They just had to wait
for me to have

my fourth helping of paella.

[laughing]

-Where is it?
-In the fridge.

Oh, it just needs
to be heated.

Eight minutes.

Do you want me to do
the duvet cover?

-Do you like to do it or not?
-I don’t like any of this.

We’re clearing, but it’s going
to take us a minute to clear.

Okay.

Do you want to come help us
clear for a second?

Yeah.

Tonight.
So far, pretty good.

All right.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

Emma, you can tell him if he
wants to start plating, he can.

What?

Yeah.
Please do.

-Cloyce.
-Yes, ma’am?

Would you please put
dessert in the oven?

Yes.

-Daisy said, ASAP.
-They are going in.

I want to take pictures,
but I’ll wait after dessert.

Okay.

Two, four, six.

Sieta.

Have you finished these cabins?

Yeah.

Okay, the bathroom and
there’s the toilet paper.

Oh, yeah, sh--, yeah.

That’s okay.

Oh, I’m going to sleep
so good tonight.

-I don’t know about you guys.
-I don’t know if I will.

Maybe there’s not a dessert.

Have you already
served them dessert?

No.

Hmm.
That smells good.

Quite sexy.

How are we doing?
How many minutes?

-Are we all clear?
-Yeah. Oh...

Hmm.

Yeah, we were clear a while ago.

Okay.

I thought Emma came
down to tell you.

I did.

Oh, my ----ing God.

It’s kind of just not
how things work.

Deck hands should be completely
removed from the scenario.

I need Daisy to
come on the radio

and say, hey, we’re cleared.

A, where do you think all these
big, giant plates came from?

And B, communication
works both ways.

You have a radio.
Ask me.

D, um, Danni, can you
please call for service?

Okay.

-Good morning.
-Bongiourno.

Hot, corner.

With regards to watch...

Obviously, radars
very important.

There’s a few boats in
front of us.

Any concern, come and get me.

-Daisy.
-Yeah.

Okay, so two hours later.

Just wait.

We’ll go down at the same time.

Hmm.

Beautiful.

All right, ladies.

In front of you, you
have bread pudding.

It is a mixture of local
sweet breads

for you,
gluten-free breads.

[gasps]
Really?

And a little vanilla
ice cream to finish.

This is the best bread pudding
I’ve ever had in my life.

Wow. Thank you.
Phenomenal.

Enjoy.

You can help until midnight
and then be up for 8:00.

And then just keep
on top of the guests.

It’s good old Southern
comfort food.

Mm-hmm.

The way the food came out,
is that okay?

You bring out a little bit.
You bring out a little more.

It’s fine.

It wasn’t, like, the first day.

She said the best bread pudding
she’s ever had in her life.

Keep an eye on it.

If you see anything else,

I think I’ll let you
speak with him.

-Yeah.
-Before I say anything.

I don’t want to damage
his confidence.

Good. Thank you.


bread pudding eating.

That’s insanity.

I quite enjoy that part of it.

What happened?

Are you having boxing
matches or are you...

Ooh!

Wait on that, Daisy.


Okay, but this one, he says
it’s too well done for him.

He wants it medium.

Because it sat the whole time.

Oh, [bleep].

We know you’re not going
to take that either.

No.

Cloyce, back the [bleep] up,

do not think that I’m going to
be taking this sh--.

----ing own it.

I’m going to sleep.
I’m so tired.

[sighs]

Tomorrow we’re doing shots.

We’re going all out.

Wow.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that was so good.

I think that’s it for me.

My lady, I wanted to
look at your butt

when you walked up the stairs.

Well, put it that way.

I keep trying to pursue
it with Keith

because whenever we have, like,
a smidgen, a good moment,

it’s really exciting.

[laughing]

I don’t know,
it’s just so attractive.

He doesn’t spill
all his secrets like I do.

He’s just really ----ing hot.

Phone me if you need anything.

That doesn’t stop at a big kiss
on the lips, by the way.

[chuckling]

Okay, good night, ladies.

I’m going to bed.

Me too.

-Good night, guys.
-Good night.

This has been a great
start to the season.

Everyone’s good.

If you could hook up
with one girl on the boat,

who would it be?

There’s something
interesting about Daisy.

Quite honestly.

I have never, in my life,
met anyone like Cloyce.

A 22-year-old that
wears cufflinks

that combs his hair
three times a day.

She would walk all over him.

So are you going to make
move this next crew night out?

No.

-Play hard to get?
-I am hard to get.

[laughing]

Here he is.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

Do you want me to start
bringing stuff up?

-That’d be great.
-Okay, awesome.

Thank you.

I turned the rope lights
off already,

and it’s all ready to go.

-Thank you.
-It’s my time to go to sleep.

-Thank God.
-Yeah.

Thanks, mate.

So, they would like to
start having breakfast.

Danni, Daisy, can you help
with service, please?

Copy that.
I’m on my way.

I’ll just get you some
serving cutlery.

This is gluten-free
lobster bread.

-Ooh, thank you, Daisy.
-You’re welcome.

Mmm.
It’s dangerous.

Hey, Glennjerman, I’m going
to go on a scout

to see where we can
set up this floatopia.

The floaty party must
be before lunch.

Yeah, because after lunch,
there’ll be a mission.

We just want to leave
by five for dinner,

so the earlier we do this,
the easier it’s going to be.

So what’s the plan today?
Now that I’m finally awake.

They’re going to do an entire
island with, like, couches

and canopy bags and
water sports if we want.

I’m planning on
getting a little tipsy.

Yes.

Emma, everything that’s not
inflated needs to be inflated.

-Okay.
-And just tie them together.

And we can leave it out on deck,
so we’re ready to rock and roll.

Sure.

Davide, Davide, Emma,
please meet me on the bow.

Copy that on my way.

Let’s get this show on the road.

Sorry.

I just wanted to speak to you
quickly about the day’s plan.

Can we go on the island and then
have lunch afterwards?

Yes.

It’s really bloody heavy.

I’m going on the
water right now.

I was like, oh, my gosh,
I think I’m gonna sink.

[laughing]

And then we could do around
at four o’clock lunch.

That sounds great.
Let’s go up.

How are you doing with
the floaty stuff?

Yes, it’s pretty much all done.

Ugh.

Oh, this current’s far too
strong for the floatopia.

I’m not meant to be in
the water, though. This one.

Yeah.

So the floaty thing
before lunch.

Okay.

There’s too many rocks
around here.

It’s going to be
flat in the water.

Oh, there’s far too
many people here.

It’s not meant for
a human to lay on.

It’s for a game.

You toss the beanbags
into that hole.

-Ah!
-Cornhole.

[laughing]

Yeah.

Glenn, hey, mates.

I’ve got a perfect spot
for the floating oasis.

All right, man, thank you.

You can go with them.

I can send her the next time.

Hey, Emma, Gary, can you grab
the ladder for me, please?

Copy that, on my way.

I’m going to lay down over here.

Thank you.

How are you going to get lunch
if you’re gone until there?

Okay.

We should get into our swims.

Where’s the other three things?
In there still.

Yeah, I just wanted to keep
this as clear as possible,

so they did want us to...

No, [bleep].
We need to get everything out.

I feel like the flag up there
is like a pirate flag.

Red, yellow, red.

I’m sure it’s maybe Spain.

I don’t think
that’s Spanish flag.

-I don’t know.
-We could Google it.

-Somebody Google it.
-Oh, I have my phone.

I don’t want to sound ignorant.

-Oh, it is Spanish.
-Okay.

Gary, Chef has just
put food out.

Do you want me to
make you a plate?

Quick thing, if I ask you to
do something, please do it.

What do you mean?

Like, take these things out.

Everything that’s not inflated
needs to be inflated.

-Okay.
-And just tie them together.

And we can leave it
out on the deck.

See, then when are we
----ing around doing this sh--?

Mmm.

When we could have
been there, anyway.

I don’t think Emma’s
taking this seriously at all.

I specifically asked
her to inflate these

and tie them all together.

And it’s not even 50% done.

How can I not be
annoyed about this?

Let’s throw this overboard.

I think we’re all going
to have to grab one.

Do you want me to get Daisy?

Well, no, there’s three of us.
There’s three pieces.

Let’s go.
Yep.

Let’s try and land it upright.

Yeah, baby.

I think we’re just about to go.

We are so ready.

Can you undo my bow...

----ing what a rush.

Get these things on.

I don’t know how the
easiest way to lay these...

I thought I was doing
the right thing.

So, the way he’s snapping at me,

I don’t think it’s
necessarily fair.

So, I’ll remember
that for next time.

Yeah.

Well, if you’re happy with
your galley, I don’t know.

-Jump on.
-What a ----ing sexy day.

It’s nice to get some sunlight.

Is the island over there?

I wish I had binoculars
right now.

You need to try and make this
as big as possible, eh?

Thank you.

She can have her next
one at 1:15.

Okay.

I think I’m going to
have a pina colada.

Okay, absolutely.

-How are you guys doing?
-Fabulous.

I think we’re going to be
ready for you pretty soon.

Okay.

Diana, please make
pina coladas to go.

What do you want?

Do you need me
to buy you something?

No, I want you to
stop telling them

not to put champagne
in my damn mimosas.

[laughing]

Davide, you’ve
got to come back.

It’s coming
together nicely, huh?

I am not only stoked to be
able to offer my assistance

to the deck team,

but after quite a
few days of hard work,

getting some of that
fresh Spanish sunshine

is quite lovely.

This thing is not that stable.

Whenever you’re ready,
we’re ready for you guys.

-I think we’re ready.
-Okay.

You have snacks.
These are gluten-free as well.

Ready for that.
There you go.

Thank you.

Finally, I can see sun.

I’m going to go down
for an hour and a half.

Can you refresh the cabins?

-Yeah.
-Do the table,

and then if you have time,
vacuum the main suite.

Perfect.

Lovely. Welcome.

-Look how neat this is.
-This is amazing.

Just a private island.

Cram it under so
it doesn’t get hot.

Whoa!

-Yes.
-Woo!

You look like a dolphin.

-[laughing]
-That is so nice.

Wow.

Cheffy, I need to take you back.

Not necessarily.

Okay.

I mean, he is the chef,

and that’s your
department, but...

He’s meant to be prepping.

It’s like, what are you
going to make?

French fries and
chicken nuggets.

What I’m worried about is we’re
a bit pressed for time now.

-Yeah.
-Guests eat at four,

but we are still
leaving at five.

-Leaving at five, got you.
-Yeah.

Gary, Gary, Keith.

Bye, ladies.
We’ll see you later.

Absolutely.
Chardonnay.

Okay.

Bro, like, I’m
trying to do my job,

and you’re trying to
actually steal my job.

Oh, my God.

It’s his job to be
in the galley.

Ugh.
Just annoying.

I don’t see much prep in here.

-How’s the morning?
-Busy, bro.

They’re having a good time,
at least.

Yeah, they’re having a blast.

Hey, Cloyce, you in here?

Anyone on the boats?
We don’t have sun cream.

Cool. I’ll meet you on
the swim platform.

Does anyone know where Chef is?

Yeah, Captain.
He’s over here with us.

He’s been here since set-up.

What?
What the [bleep]’s going on?

----ing Cloyce.

What time are we eating lunch?
I’m hungry.

Chef’s got to come back
in time to prep.

I agree.

Bring him back now.
Bring him back now.

He’s got to understand.
He’s here for a purpose.

He’s not a guest.

Cloyce, Cloyce, Daisy.

He’s not out there to have fun.

He needs to be ready
to serve at four.

I like strong people around me
that I can trust.

And right now,
I’m starting to worry.

What’s he thinking?

Woo.

Aw, [bleep].

Get him back here. Now.

[Cloyce laughing]

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See the jagged rock over there?

They say it’s
haunted by mermaids.

Ah!

You’re doing cabins tonight.

Why am I doing cabins?

The whole charter I’ve been
in the laundry room.

Alarm bells are going off
in my head.

I really don’t give a sh--.

-Do you fancy him?
-No.

I’m so beautiful.

-Help me.
-She’s stupid.