05x05 - Bean Counter

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Woo!
We made it to the party!

Amy wants to celebrate
her 60th birthday.

[gasps]

No, we can't serve that.

He tried to take a shortcut.

He orders a sh--ty cake.

It's horrific.

[banging]

Oh, sh--.

I don't think Emma's taking
this seriously at all.

If you twist it twice,
it'll never come undone.

How can I not be annoyed
about this?

[grumbles]

Every crew can request
one c*ck

and you two
can make them for the crew.

I don't think this
idea was great.

So I'm not going
to do any more.

You left Danni to do them
on her own.

This is sensitivity I haven't
experienced before.

Everyone's literally like,

has the biggest
hard on it for Diana.

- No, I don't think so.
- No, they do.

Help me!
I'm so beautiful!

There's no one against you.

I feel really insecure
right now.

I've already come off
a hard charter

where I felt like nothing
I was doing was right.

And I don't really know where
I belong in this group.

[sighs]

I want a bucket.
Let's get a bucket.

What?

[sighs]

Girls, move up.
Come on.

Are you actually serious?

What?
You got some chicken?

What?

[shouting]

He got a bucket of chicken!

- No.
- Are you going to?

I'm all for flirting.

I'm all for vibes.

But, like, I will never
make the first move

because I know better.

La la la la la la la.

Oh, my God.
This chicken is so good.

Daisy, are you getting
in the hot tub?

I'm going to go to bed.

I'm down.
I'm down and out.

Hello, Cap.
Still awake?

[sighs]

[bleep]

Oh...

[snoring]

Yes, Gary!

Everything is okay.

I am very comfy, currently.

[laughing]

I come in hot all the time.

I know, you've come
in really hot.

Yeah.

That's true.

I have definitely dated
a lot of [bleep] boys.

I have an ex-boyfriend that
was dating my best friend,

and now they live together,

so now I don't speak
to either of them.

And it's sh--.

So maybe I just need,
like, super fuzzy,

like, yeah, wholesome sh--.

Hmm.

But by the time Keith
susses this out,

I'll probably be in a old-age
home, in a wheelchair.

I think we should
all get some----ing sleep.

- Tuck me in.
- Do you want me to tuck you in?

Oh!

Come on.

- Yeah, will you tuck me in?
- Oh, doll.

Yeah, come on, let's go.

Please do not fall
on these stairs.

Yeah, I'm sleepy.

Give us a cuddle.

Good night, doll.

- Good night, man.
- Sleep well.

- I'll see you in the morning.
- Of course.

- ing hell.

You fell on me at one point.

Yeah, I remember.

It's not my fault.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

[bleep]

- Emma, buongiorno.
- [bleep]

Hi.

Start down in the cabins.

The quicker you get it done,
the quicker you finish.

[bleep] bru, just got
wash this boat down.

Rinse and shammy and we'll
see what it looks like.

We've got all of the
last two charters stuff.

I've got to rearrange.

You may want to
- ing disinfect that one.

A little bit.

Gary, Daisy and Cloyce, can
you guys meet me in the mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy for Gary.

Charter number three.
Here we go.

Coolio.

This is a
quick overnight charter.

We've got Tiffany and Daniel,
married couple from Dallas.

She's a Real Housewife.

I am familiar with
the Real Housewives.

I have met and cooked for
a Real Housewife of OC

and she was quite outgoing and

transparent with her thoughts.

And then she divorced her
husband and became a l*sbian.

So... you know.

They're traveling the world
with their friends

on five star vacations.

They're hoping this trip
will surpass

all the ones they have
been on before.

They're going to have
high standards for sure.

Yeah.

The guests would like
a professional photographer

to capture endless memories
before they sit for dinner.

For dinner, the guests request
a Japanese style dinner.

We can do all that.

We need to pull out
all the stops.

That means no swimming
this charter, Cloyce.

Okay.

All right?

- Copy.
- Thank you very much.

These one is done,
just need to be vacuumed.

Okay.
And that one?

Did you do that one yet?

No, just the bed.

Do you want to chat
about the charter?

Sure.

I think the service
went really well,

apart from the cake debacle.

So I want you to
take this opportunity

to be able
to show off your skills.

Just keep, like,
bringing up the bar,

because I know you can do it.

You're clearly really skilled.

We all just need
to, yeah, do better.

- Always.
- We are in this together.

Awesome.

Um...

That should be pretty good.

What's going on?
Rolling towels.

Don't worry about that.
Let's get this boat washed.

That sh--,
that can be done.

What else needs to be done?

[bleep] we need to wash the
whole c*ck, the aft deck.

- Okay.
- Clean and detail.

- Clean and... Nevermind.
- Yeah.

So, I'm slowly starting to
realize that Emma's work ethic

is not all there.

There's no motivation
or there's no drive.

Sorry. I thought you
finished talking,

that's why I walked away.
I wasn't...

Yeah, we still got
to detail the tender.

Moving forward, I guess,
if I can lead by example,

maybe if she sees me
working hard,

she's going to be like,

okay, if my boss is
working this hard,

maybe I should work this hard.

You rinse it.
You soap it.

- Rinse it off. Top first.
- Yeah.

- So it doesn't drip down.
- Yeah.

I probably should talk
to her about it,

but I kind of want to see if
she'll take the initiative

and actually do something.

And you rinse up
there where there's salt, soap,

and then come back.

Where was it soap?

Look on the stainless in front
of you, somewhere up there.

Have a look at this.
You're going to be on lates.

- Yeah.
- I feel bad for you.

- Don't. Why?
- No, it's going to be fine.

A few days in my life,
anyways, I can deal.

I'm excited.

I don't want to be a d*ck,

but if these guests turn
out to be demanding,

it's better for the tip, I would
say, keeping Di off service.

She needs to be a bit more
soft and approachable

and a bit more bubbly.

So yeah, she needs
to work on that.

They're going to get in a fight.

If they fight between them,
I don't care.

All crew, all crew.

One hour till
the guests walk up.

Ah!

The boat looks good, guys.

Nice. Good job.

I'm spraying Downy on my a*s.

All crew, all crew,

can I get everybody in
the c*ck now, please?

- Oh, my God.
- They're walking fast.

They're walking way too fast.

It's happening.

Who's in charge
of espresso martinis?

I need to meet that guy
immediately, or gal.

Hello.

- I'm Tiffany.
- Nice to meet you, Tiffany.

- Nice to meet you.
- I'm Captain Glenn.

Hi. Welcome.

- Nice dress.
- Hi. I'm Tiffany.

- Hi. I'm Madeline.
- Hi, Madeline. I'm Danni.

- I'm Champagne.
- Yeah.

- Jerry.
- Jerry?

Cheers.

Welcome on board.
Welcome to Ibiza.

We're going to get ready to
get out of here pretty soon.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Stand by and we'll
get out of here.

Oh, look at this fab place.

I know.

- Can I sleep here?
- Yes.

We can tell you
that we're orgy people.

Oh, yeah.
That's great.

[laughing]

Uno, dos, tres.
Agh!

Here we've got
the two twin cabins.

A make love bed and a sleep bed.

- Oh, yeah.
- It's cozy.

It's not that easy.

Glenn, Glenn, that's all
stern lines on board.

- Yeah, keep going.
- Yep.

Daisy, how far are we
going to go out?

I think we're going
about 20 miles.

I don't know what
the weather forecast is.

Hold on, we're sailing
out 20 miles

and you don't know what
the weather's like?

Well, I mean, I just checked
how much tequila we had.

That was my job.

That's all we really
need to worry about.

You're all clear on the bow,
Glenn, all clear on the bow.

Got this.

Interior, interior.

We're going to start
putting some sails up.

Here we go.

We'll tack,

come back the other way
and then go back.

Fantastic.

Are you new to this?

- Have you done this before?
- Never done it before.

Please, Lord,
can nothing break.

You're going to
go mizzen first.

Going up.

This is my first
sailing experience ever.

Touch more.

Yeah, good.

Just go up on main.

- I want to go really sideways.
- I know.

Getting windy.

- Yeah, hold.
- Amazing.

Gary, I want to start
coming out on the genoa.

I'm so preventatively afraid.

Hold.

Nine knots.

Wow. It's beautiful.

That is a big sail.

Oh, yeah.

- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.

- Yeah, baby.
- Getting some lift.

- [laughing]
- Woo-hoo.

J Money, you might
fall into the ocean.

[clatter]

Oh, sh--.

What's happening?

[clattering]

- Oh.
- Didn't sound good.

- There goes our dinner.
- We really are sailing.

Hold on.

Did they batten
down the hatches?

[bleep]'s sake.

- Wow.
- You can feel the lean.

I feel like they're going
to dump me in the ocean.

Watch your drinks, Joyce.

[laughing]

It's slow and steady.

[laughing]

Woo-hoo!

Wow.

We'll do a big bear away
and then tack over.

We're going to be port tacked.

That means we're going to
be heeling to starboard.

Everything's going to start
sliding to the other side.

Okay, starboard sheet
coming out.

The wind has shifted
a little bit,

so I need someone to pull out
the lazy sheet

so we can switch
to go on port tack.

We're Fl*ttening out.
We're Fl*ttening out.

Why are we so slow on this tack?

Timing is very important because
you can lose the wind.

If the timing is wrong,
it'll mess everything up.

- We're not moving anywhere.
- Is that it?

Um...

Emma, Emma, did you get to
the mark on that sheet?

I can't bring
any more out at all.

Nothing more is coming out, but
there's a lot of slack still.

Can you check, Emma? I don't
know what's going on up there.

Coming up...

Danni has no appreciation
of work versus play.

Gary seems to be giving me
the attention that I need.

Can you check Emma? I don't know
what's going on up there.

What's happening here?

Nothing's happening.

It stopped coming out.

It was working,
and then it wasn't.

And then go like this, with it.

Yep.

And then hand over hand.

Your body's
still got tension.

Parsifal is the biggest boat
I've worked on.

All the other sailboats
I've worked on,

they don't have lazy sheets.

They don't use hydraulic sails.

Gary comes down on
his----ing big white horse

with his cape flying
in the wind.

And of course,
maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Maybe I'm just a
poor little weak girl,

and I can't do it.

And the boys are better than me, obviously.

And I'm just----ing inept.

- What happened?
- We're going so slow.

- It feels slow.
- About four knots.

Oh.

We're going to start putting
sails away and go back in.

What happened?

- We're putting the sails down.
- We're going so slow.

We're putting the sails down.

Yeah, we got to
put the sails away.

Okay, mizzen sheets clear.

They're short.
They're quick, unfortunately.

Oh...

All right, we'll see you guys
before the photoshoot thingy.

Yeah.

At the moment,
dinner, tennish.

Cool.

Everything got sideways.

Like jumpscare every
time you open a cupboard .

You're like, I don't know what's

actually going to
fall out at me.

- It's kind of scary--.
- Whoa!

You all right?

Davide, you can drop.

- I would drop it.
- Drop it.

- Two shots in the water.
- Copy two shots.

Girls, they're going
just before half nine

to do the photos.

- Danni, I'm going to send you.
- Okay.

Who's doing
service tonight?

Okay, I need to go change.

- Can I?
- Me, too?

Yes.

Great.

I've got a little thing
to chat to you about.

Okay.

So it's come to my
knowledge that...

There's a lack of urgency,
lack of drive.

Who's going to this cliff
thing tonight?

Me.

Lucky, you guys can watch
your a sunset together.

How cute.

That would be amazing.

Like, we have a photo sh**t.

Hey, that's awesome.
All the boys are wearing white.

The beach?

Are we supposed to wear
shoes or no shoes?

I'm wearing shoes.

- Hello.
- Hey, how are you?

You look good.

Glenn, I'm going to go drop
Keith and the photographer

off at the beach.

- Copy that.
- Hey, friends.

- Hey, girls.
- You're gorgeous.

Thank you.

Okay, let's go.

You guys are so colorful.

Just trying
to match the sunset.

I'll wait here.

Gary, Gary, Daisy.
What's your location?

I'm in the tender
on the swim platform.

Copy that. On my way.

Whenever you're ready,
if you want to come down

to the swim platform.

- Yeah.
- Have fun.

Can you carry me?

Yeah.

Can you carry me like that?

Of course.

- I love my job.
- Soaking wet.

So where would you like
some photos?

Here on the beach?

Or maybe we can walk a
little bit on the cliff.

Yeah.

Exotic!

Because this is
everyone's doing this.

- You know, we're not everyone.
- Yes.

Oh, this is not bad.

Do you want a towel
for your sandy feet?

Yes, please.

Is that the boat?

We can have the boat
in the background.

I want to look like skinnier.

- I know. Yes.
- All the girls want that.

Yes, I like it.

- If you play with the dress.
- And look at each other.

A lot of directions.

- He's done this.
- Oh!

Sexy time.

I need him to do a couple
photoshoots of us like...

- Look at the sun.
- That's beautiful.

Yes, play with the dress.

Hey?

Be professional.

Danni has no appreciation
of work versus play.

What does she expect is
going to happen right now?

It feels like we are dating
in like a Victorian era.

We start making out right here,
rolling around on the ground.

The guests are right there.

Time and a place, man.

Whenever he's in uniform,
that work belt that he wears

is basically his chastity belt.

Language.

Coming up...

Excuse me.
Missing something.

Missing one bean.

What the [bleep] is
happening right now?

Whenever you guys are ready.

- We're ready.
- We're all hungry.

- Yeah, we are hungry.
- Oh, yeah.

Gary, Gary, Keith,

we are about to start making our
way down to the beach.

Copy, I'm making my way now.

Well, tonight is Japanese night.

Mmm.

I am not an experienced
Japanese chef,

but sophomore year
of high school,

when we studied
world cuisine,

that honed my craft in the
Asian cuisine department.

Sea bass Mediterranean.

But that was a while ago.

So this is either going
to be incredibly chill,

or this will be the worst thing
I have ever done.

It was very pretty.

Where the [bleep] are you?

It's like Nobu? It's not that
kind of service, right?

- Here, the service.
- Not like this.

Right?

Hey, Glenn, we're
on our way back.

We'll be there in,
like, three minutes.

It's pretty, babe,
perfect lighting.

How was it?

We made it just in time.

Oh, good.

What time do you think
you'd like dinner?

- Now.
- Now? Sure.

Yeah.

Cloyce, the guests are ready
for dinner when you are.

Beautiful.

Hungry.

- Okay.
- What are we having?

Are we having Japanese tonight?

Yeah.



So these are avocado crab rolls.

Crab and prawns.

- That's very pretty.
- Looks so good.

Go.

Whatever you go,
I'll go the other side.

- Yeah.
- Ooh!

- Oh, yeah.
- A little roll.

Thank you.

This is a prawn and
crab avocado roll.

- Mm, it's good.
- It's very good.

Get this----ing oil hot.

This is coming back any second.

Cloyce, we are
about to clear.

That needs some salt.

Can I get you something?

An espresso martini.

I recommend a little
caffeination for everybody.

Tempura aubergine.

And then you're getting
tempura rock shrimp next.

Those can go, please,
along with the sauces.

So here we've got tempura
carrots, courgettes, eggplants,

and rock shrimp.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- The shrimp is good.
- Tempura batter is good.

The tempura batter
is very good.

Usually, he would come out,
the chef, and...

Is he struggling
with Japanese?

Because we're Asians?

- We're gonna be like...
- Is he scared?

- Perfect, all the time.
- Feel the pressure?

Woo-hoo.
Wow.

Mm, this is good.

They seem happy.

Oh, they're about
to be much happier.

I like your confidence.

Oh, yeah, all that.

Good evening.

Oh, yeah, we were wondering
if you were, like, at bedtime.

Oh, not ever.

Our main course for the evening,
a miso glazed sea bass.

- Wow.
- That looks great.

For you.

- Is that for Jerry?
- Yeah.

How did you make that?

- This.
- Yeah.

- Vodka.
- Yeah.

- And coffee.
- Okay, grand.

The rice is delicious.

The rice is exploding
with flavor.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

This is Chilean sea bass.

It's a Mediterranean sea bass.

- It's very good.
- It's excellent.

Beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

I swear, this is
my favorite meal.

There you go.

Excuse me.

This is bad luck.

Why?

- It's missing something.
- It's missing one bean.

Oh!

I love health and wealth,
but I need the happiness.

De--

Oh. Okay.

[laughing]

In the original recipe,
they put three beans.

But to be honest,
I've seen people only put one.

I've seen people put two.

Because it's not going to make
a difference in the c*ck.

You're not going to
eat the beans anyways.

Yeah, she hates you, bro.

- Maybe two?
- Two.

As many beans as you have.

Diana, try, even
if they're an as*h*le.

Try not to let it get to you,
because they didn't--

No, I was joking.
I don't care to be honest.

I know, but they care.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Okay, another espresso martini
for Jerry.

Cool.

We just put our big smile on.

Yeah.

What's up?

It is going to
be cold tonight.

Yeah, I'll make sure
the hull's done as well.

What do you need?

- That to go to the guy.
- Jerry.

- Yeah, I know.
- The guy.

That's what I'm talking about.

Three bean classic.

Cheers to health, wealth,
and happiness.

All right.

To wealth, to wealth, to wealth.

- Health, wealth, and happiness.
- Yeah, I like that.

Is it okay?

Get over here, Danni.
It's the best.

Yay!

Start up top.

You know, you see, come here.

So we're walking by like,
hey, all right, D.

[laughing]

Oh my God, Danni,
this is the best.

It's annoying to my ego.

That espresso martini is good.

Yay!

Nailed it.

- It's highly recommended.
- To get an espresso martini.

For everybody to
at least taste it.

Bravo, bravo.

I think that she's my favorite.

I like Danni.
She's fun.

[grunting]

You got it?

Okay, I'm going to go to
our room.

Everyone going to bed.

I actually love them, they've
giving me so many compliments.

You can go to bed,
get up for nine.

Okay, love, have a good sleep.

See you in the morning.
Have a good time.

Yeah.

I'm about to go to sleep.

You're going to go
to the room, make love?

Babe, I'll be in the room naked.

Cool, night people.

I'm tired, I am
Teddy Tired-eyes now.

What I love about yachting
is interacting with my team,

interacting with the guests,
but on night shift,

just spending seven
hours with no one,

it's not the nicest thing to do

when you're already
feeling a bit

like sh--ty about yourself.

[yawns]

[snoring]

Oh, sh--.

How do you look so good?
What the hell?

I'm just going to roll my back.

- [cracks]
- Oh, yeah.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

I K2Red the whole
c*ck, rinsed it.

Cool.

- Good morning.
- Hi, good morning.

Can I get you anything?

Yeah, I should
probably have a water.

- Okay.
- Coffee with cream.

- Perfect.
- Thanks.

Sh--.

That's annoying.

Davide, you know how
to crack backs?

- Crack backs.
- Yeah.

[cracks]

What the [bleep]?

That was great.

Very, very, very good.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

Oh, really?

I definitely noticed a lapse
in where I would hope

the boat would be
in the morning.

At this point, the boat
should be 100% dry

before guests get up.

She's not getting the
whole boat, you know,

shmick and shpam.

Shmick and shmam?

Shmick and...
you know what I mean.

Oh...

Deck, deck, deck.
You can start picking up.

Copy.

The sausages smell amazing.

Anchor's home.

Here, we've got some
cheddar quiche.

- That's the crepes.
- Oh, yeah.

Pork sausage and bacon.

This is definitely Cloyce's
strongest charter so far.

Well done, Cloyce.

- How's the chorizo?
- It's delicious.

Deck, deck.
We're just entering the port.

Get ready.

Okay, let's do this.

Whoa!

[laughing]

I don't want
to finish packing.

You can start putting
fenders over.

- Yeah.
- Is the bow okay too?

Uh, yeah.

Hey, baby, will you
hand me my Birkin, please?

Yeah, can you give
me one second?

- This thing's heavy.
- Oh, I know.

Glenn, you are about three zero
meters to the yellow buoys.

Copy that.

You need me to do the buttons?

Clear on the bow,
clear on the bow.

Start getting that line
in whenever you're ready.

Hey, you got about four to stop,
Cap, four to stop.

There we go, go,
go, go, make off.

- Lower?
- Yeah.

- All set.
- Okay, that's perfect.

I really like this
little yacht life thing.

I know, I'm sad to leave now.

So, I wanted to ask you,

what happened with rinsing
the boat last night?

I rinsed the boat last night.

Um, yeah, it just took
longer to do...

Oh, really?

If that happens again,
you can start to,

you can pretty much rinse
to the aft deck

while the charter guests are up.

Yeah.

Because they're not going
to walk up the side decks.

They're going to go
from the sun deck

either to the c*ck
or down this way.

Yeah, I will bear that
in mind for next time.

All, crew, everybody on the
dock for guest departure.

- Act professional guys.
- Does this tickle?

[laughing]

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, man.

- Appreciate it, thank you.
- Thank you so much.

That for
the extra five pounds.

It was so lovely to meet you.

- Very nice to meet you.
- You, too.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, thank you.

We were just blown away
by your professionalism

and the level of service
that you provided.

Danni, you make the best
three bean espresso martinis.

[laughing]
Yes!

So this is a token of
our appreciation

for all of you
and your hard work.

Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.

And we hope to see you all
again in the future.

Yes.
Please come back.

- Thank you so much.
- Bye, guys.

Bye, guys.

[ship horn sounds]

- Oh!
- Yay!

All right, guys.

Another good one.
We're on a roll.

Okay, stop having fun,
back to work. Come on.

Wipe those smiles
off your faces.

- Same drill?
- Same drill.

You girls know what
you're doing.

Let's get the rubbish off.
We can all go do that.

I'll start rinsing the hull.

God, I hate these little beds.

I hate them as well.

- Oh, no.
- Ugh.

♪ There once was
a ship that put to sea ♪

♪ The name of the ship
was Parsifal 3 ♪

[phone ringing]

My sister's definitely
one of the best people

that I probably will ever know.

She's a great person to
speak to and get advice from.

Lauren has always
been very clever.

[sniffles]

And I, because I was
always compared to Lauren,

I thought not being as
clever as her I'd act up

and would just
make life hard

for my mum and dad
and for my sister.

Yeah.

You're that person, Laur Laur.

I just call you and stop having
b*tch fits at people.

Yeah, it's not nice to feel
on the outside.

Ooh!

Lauren, I've got to go.

Love you!

Love you millions,
speak to you later.

Bye.

[sighs]

Coming up...

All crew, all crew, can I
get everybody in the saloon

for a tip meeting?

- Copy.
- [bleep] Yeah.

Yeah, money, bros.

Wee!

- Yeah!
- [laughing]

- Yah.
- Yah!

I'm just living the life.

Okay, another charter
in the can.

Deck team, well done on
keeping the guests safe.

On the tender yesterday when
we're dealing with getting them

in and out to the sunset
with the photographer.

Sounded like they really
enjoyed it, so great work.

The food was great.

Lots of compliments,
as you saw from the guests.

So excellent work.

Yeah, I think we're doing a
pretty good job communicating.

I like all the
teamwork always, too.

All right, and the tip,
I think, is a pretty good one.

[imitates drum roll]

- 25,000 US dollars.
- Yes!

[bleep] yeah!

That works out to


Amazing!

Money's cool, but it's
the forever memories

that I'm really here for.

I'm just kidding.

I'm never mad about 3K
in my bank account ever.

- Bring it in.
- Cheers!

Mmm...

[bleep] my back is so lost.

Is everyone ready to go?
Let's go!

Vaminos!

Oh, it's hot in here.

- Ready!
- Whoo!

Oh!

I just----ing
dinged my head.

[bleep], yeah, guys.
It's going to be a good night.

I hope there's hot
people there today.

That's the vibe that I need.

Thank you so much.

Did we miss you girls.

All boys and girls
tonight, all right.

Now we can look deep into
your souls while we eat.

Can I have some water?

Wine?

Are you okay?

Did you check the wine list?

Espresso martini, please.

- You look really nice.
- Thank you.

How are you?

I know I'm over-sensitive
and I know like my anxiety

does get the better of me.

But I feel like
I'm becoming a hindrance.

My advice is to try and let
this stuff go over your back.

The more you let it eat at you,

the more you're going
to find friction

and the more you're going
to ruin your own experience.

Yeah.

Let's go.

Thank you very much.

Avocado salad, please.

The sirloin, please?

Try and drink water,
even though it tastes gross.

It's disgusting.

Where have these two gone?

I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Emma's definitely struggling,

struggling with the workload
and being hard on herself

because I think
she's trying her hardest

and it's still
not good enough,

so she's just all a
bit in her head

and probably feeling a
little bit like

a lonely island
at the moment.

Dais, is Emma okay?

I think she's better now.

I think I personally,
not that I'm a doctor,

but I'm always----ing right.

I think she has
heat exhaustion.

Anyway...

It's a cutthroat industry,
this one.

[laughing]

Here we are, guys.

- Yay!
- Gracias.

Oh, nice grub.

Imagine we had a chef
who could make this.

[laughing]

Of course.

I'm excited for this bar.

- Yeah, I know.
- But I'm upset

because Keith didn't ask me
to be the love of his life

and like marry him
on top of that cliff.

Oh, hello.

Keith, up your game,
mother----er.

Hey, man, guests come first.

Keith, if it makes you feel
better

if you did that to me,

I would have thrown you over
the cliff, so...

Yeah, baby.

Right, guys.
Let's go.

Vaminos.

I think the bar's that way.

Let's go!

[laughing]

Yeah, work it.

Grow some----ing
ba*ls, Keith.

[laughing]

Not safe.

Your hair is going to
- ing go.

There are a few people
in the world

that can make people
laugh the way Gary does.

You and Emma and Davide
helping clean up,

that for me is so refreshing.

You guys have been,
like, next level.

And it just allows us
to be with the guests.

It's so refreshing to see.

I love this.

He's been running to the
outside the entire game,

and they have no way
to stop him.

Oh, interception.

Ha!

I don't know.
Danni's giving me weird vibes.

- I'm not giving you weird vibes.
- No, you're good.

For sure, 100%

- Okay, shall we?
- Yeah, let's go.

- Shall we wrap it up?
- Come on.

- Yes, I do.
- Come on.

I haven't had a great night,
to be honest.

Why, what's wrong?
Tell us, tell us.

No, no, no, no.

Are you mad about Danni?

A little bit.
I shouldn't be this sensitive,

but she's like get it through
your little head.

Are you actually going to make
it to the hot tub tonight?

Perhaps, yeah, I will.

That's bullsh--.

- Come on, Gary.
- Gary...

Oh, I like it.

[bleep]

- [laughing]
- He's liking it, he's liking it!

Keith is such a nice person.

He's good-looking.
He's hardworking.

He's funny.
He's charming.

I think he'll be
a great partner.

That's really unfair.

But nice guys finish last.

Thank you.

Thank you so much
for the lift, senor.

[laughing]

I'm really,
really getting jacuzzi.

Hot tub!

- I'm going to go to bed.
- You're not going to bed.

- I am.
- I really need to pee.

- What is this?
- Drink it.

- What is this?
- Just drink it.

Ooh.

Okay, now I'm going to bed.

Night.

Bro, let's go.

- Good God, some...
- [bleep].

They're jumping in the water.
Yes!

- Oh, my God.
- Let's go join.

Would you actually?

Yeah, if you want to do it,
I'll do it.

I have been deprived
of attention,

and Gary seems to be
giving me the attention

and the banter that I need.

It's quite a long swim though.

I mean, you come after me.

What are you doing here, sir?

[laughing]

Whoops.

Next on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

Andrew has gathered a
group of his friends

to bask in the sun.

It's a play on
a Caesar salad.

I genuinely think the guests
are expecting a bit more,

but maybe you know better.

Well, yeah.

- What's wrong?
- I asked for help.

I was obviously
busy setting this up.

While you're doing this,
I'm doing stuff downstairs.

Oh, what the hell?

It's a bit of a gut punch.