05x11 - Much Ado About Crushing

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Previously on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

I'm gonna go get
- ed up

and be the life of the party.

Ready, Chupa Chup.

- Here, go.
- [bleep]

I hope that left a mark.

Look, no!

Gary, what did you do?

I can't even remember it.

My problem is I drink
to get drunk,

and I realize that's a problem,

but then why do I keep doing it?

New deckhand.
Someone that you know.

It's Chase.

[bleep].

This group's been
pretty hard to get going.

Oh, you ain't got
to worry about me.

Yes!

Danni has had
her chance with,

I don't know
how many guys.

Just step aside
and give me a chance.

Ronnie is chartering Parsifal
to celebrate her 50th birthday.

Always focus on me.

[laughing]

- Cafe latte?
- Yeah, for sure.

Can I have that sweet?

Sweet milk, sweet.
Not too sweet.

Ugh.

[groaning]

Are you all right?

Ow!

Oh, whoa, whoa.

I reckon that Chase and
I do make a good team.

What have the nights
out been like?

Well, Danni and Gary kissed.

Ooh!

Danni almost had
a thing with Keith.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is petty sh--.

Ooh! I've got to go work.
Bye, guys.

That's a lot better.

Yeah, okay.

It's gonna hurt for a bit.

Seabob's charging!

I've kind of learned
with this group in general,

even if you're offended, just
shut the [bleep] up anyways.

We've got two more weeks
and we just want

to enjoy
each other's company.

Exactly.

I feel like Daisy is just always
finding a way to sh-- on me.

So you don't want
to be with Keith?

I wanted to, now I'm like,

I've got the ick.
You're so insecure and weird.

I just can't.

Danni, I think that's
really mean.

What is this?

It's a fun thing.

Danni, please, can
we please get this done?

She's just constantly finding
the need to have a go at me,

but like, I've been working
my a*s off

this whole season
so respectfully,

[bleep] off.

You can go on a
three-hour break.

Oh, baby, all right.

Let me carry your water.

Let me get that for you.

Plans for today?

The procession is 8:15.

On day two, the guests
would like to experience

that St. Carmen boat procession.

We should go in in the tender
and have a look around.

Probably do dinner as
soon as they come back.

- 9:30, 10.
- That's what I think.

When they're going
to go in at 12,

they say they want
to come back at 5.

Ronnie, do you want a drink?

Double tequila, probably.

They want to leave
the club at 5.

- Yes.
- Okay.

We're presuming they're going
to eat when they get in.

These guys specifically
requested midnight snacks.

It's going to be a
really, really long night.

Hey.

You're awesome.
We love you.

Thanks.

Ah!

Gary.

Obviously, the primary
had a shocker of a birthday.

Yeah.

Maybe you could do something
stupid to make them laugh.

Some, like, kind of
sketch or something.

- Thank you so much.
- That looks good.

What's up, brother?

Because this charter
is going so sh--

Daisy thought we could
cheer them up

and do the stupid dance
in front of them.

You up for a
jellyfish reenactment?

I just write, like, a
bit of bullsh-- intro.

And we act it out.
Yeah.

Like a comedy sketch.

I can't sing and dance well,

but I ended up doing musicals
in high school.

I'd call it a brief soiree
and a song and dance.

I think I do have a
creative side,

but I just don't
ever really exercise it.

But after parties
were a lot of fun.

People would be singing and,

you know, some people
would be dancing.

Well, we can do that
after dinner,

but I love that idea.

Are you making pizza now?

When they get back from
the club, they want pizza.

- ing hell.

Fresh pizza for
five o'clock in the morning.

Yes, sir.

Would you want to help me put
together fresh pizza dough?

I can definitely do that.

Asking an Italian if
they want to make pizza

is, like, asking
if the sky is blue.

Of course I want to make pizza.

Do you guys have, like,
your own style of pizza?

- You had three hours of break.
- Yeah.

'Cause I'm going to be awake
till 5 a.m.

Until 5 a.m?

I'm have to stay up till 5 a.m.

Am I correct in saying
I have to stay up till 5 a.m.

and then if they come back...

No.

You'll probably be
up til about 2:00 cleaning up.

Then, Dianna,
you can go up at five,

serve the late night snacks,

and then when I get up,
you go back to bed.

You're going to go back
to bed, Dianna.

You're going to work
like two hours tomorrow.

Dianna's reaction
is really over the top.

I've worked seasons where

I've had five hours of
sleep the whole season.

I mean, I can get up at five,

but that's pointless when
I can send you back to bed.

I got to the position
that I'm in now

by doing what I was told
with a smile on my face.

These girls, they're not going
to progress in yachting.

They're not going to progress
in any of their careers

if they don't adjust
their attitude.

Anyway, is that my fault?
That's happened.

How does she feel?

Very elastic now.
Look at that.

Does anyone need anything?

We're looking for,
like, a boozy sorbet?

Okay, cool.

So, like, lemon and tequila?

Yeah.

I'm annoyed.

Like, I've been working
for three hours straight...

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you know the feeling, right?

Oh, yeah.
You're doing great, sweetie.

Cloyce, may I have lemon sorbet

- or some sort of sorbet?
- Yes.

Yeah, it's for a
tequila sorbet slushies.

You're going to be able
to dance tonight?

- Talking about dancing?
- Yes, we are.

That was just like, you know,
that was my main concern.

Yeah, mine, too.

Take the leg,
but I need to dance.

Can you bring these to the bow?

And I'm going to get
changed real quick.

- ing smells good in here.

Tea tree oil.

You can start
setting dinner.

- Use everything.
- Yeah.

Wow.

Busy desserts.

- Amazing.
- This is so good.

[sighs]
Big night tonight.

Big night.

Sorry to freak out
about the decor.

I love sharing
a cabin with you.

for so many reasons,

but I think my all-time
favorite reason

is that I don't have to share
the bathroom with anyone.

Except that you take
a lot of sh--s.

I think you are
lactose intolerant.

I think I am.

That's not normal.

No relationship doctor,
here, but

I feel the chemistry
that I have with Daisy

is like a chemistry you
have with your best friend.

And I think ideally,
if you marry someone

or you get together
with someone,

you want them to be
your best friend.

When we're in the same room
together,

it just feels better.

Are you dressed?

Oh.

I'm overwhelmed.

I'll help you on stuff you need
for this sh--.

I can't wait to see what
they've done upstairs, too.

I don't even know what
studio 50 is, bro.

Me neither.

Are they going in the tender?

They're going to go soon, huh?

Who's going in the
tender with them?

Probably Chase and Gary.

Okay, so two people,

so a girl doesn't
have to go with them.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Gary, Gary, Glenn,
get the tender ready

to take the guest
to the boat procession.

Copy.
I'm on my way.

Cute.
Super cute.

Looking nice.

- Aw.
- Aw.

Gold. I love it.

Yeah.
No, no black.

No black.
I can't, no.

Sorry.
I don't like black.

Okay.

I hate gold and black because
gold and black is like,

oh, you're over the hill
and all that bullsh--.

No.

So thank you.

I do not like
the black and gold

because when you go to
Walgreens or anything,

over the hill,
and what are the colors?

Gold and black.

Who the [bleep] hates black?

It's just----ing
pissing me off.

I'm not dead.
I'm alive.

Let's celebrate with glam.

- Sorry.
- Gold. White.

Rose gold would
have nailed it, right?

- [bleep]'s sakes.
- [laughing]

Coming up...

You can go to bed.
Get back up for 8:15.

I thought you said 5.

No, no, no.

You made it very clear
how you felt about it.

But now I'm going to get
very little sleep.

I'm----ing pissed.

No, no black.
No black. I can't.

I hate gold and black.

Can we change the placemats
to white

- 'cause the birthday girl...
- Yeah.

I'm not dead. I'm alive.

Yes, of course.

Chase, do you want to take him
in the tender on to the port?

Yeah, I'd love to do that.

Where are you going tonight?

Going to see the festival.

We can't wait.
We're excited.

I think it's gonna be amazing.

A little bit swell,
but not too crazy, yeah?

As sailors, because the sea
can be dangerous,

it's always good to have
a patron saint,

Saint Carmen,
looking out for you.

So the ceremony is
all about asking her

for protection when we venture
out on the high seas.

Should we just go
get in the boat?

Yeah.

If you were just one at
a time, ladies, go ahead.

I don't know if
I'm a true believer

in all that kind of stuff,
but why tempt fate?

With the jellyfish thing,

these ladies need a little
blessing from Saint Carmen.

Hey, how are you going?

Not good.

She hates black, so
we've had to change

all these black
decorations.

Is she drunk?

No, she says that
it makes her look old.

The truth hurts, b*tch.

- Bye, captain.
- All right, man, have fun.

You ladies ready for
the ride of your lives?

Woo!

Yeah!

It's like a weird ball
sack of balloon.

We're gonna go into port

and then drive around, there's
a whole procession going on.

This looks like
a----ing grandma.

Are you kidding?

So where is the big thing

that they're supposed
to be parading down?

I think it's coming here.

Is she up there?
Where is she?

Where is she?

Oh, my gosh, she's on
the front of the boat.

She's on the front of it.

- I don't see her.
- Where?

She's waving.
She's waving.

I cannot see it.

Security!

Can we ask a lady
to move aside, please?

Ma'am, can you move aside?

Can you move aside, ma'am?

- Oh, there it is.
- Is that the Virgin?

- Is that Carmen?
- Yeah.

- On the boat.
- In the front.

She's in the front.

I have no idea what's going on.

Saint Carmen, apparently,
very popular lady.

She's just very hard to see.

See, this is good luck.

I mean...

[laughing]

Are you getting up
for the food in the morning?

I don't know that I have
any way of not getting up,

given all of the stuff
that they want.

[cheering]

God, this b*tch.

Stop it!
You didn't have to.

Thank you for bringing
all of Spain out for me.

That was really special.

Even though I don't know why

they kept saying Carmen
when my name is Ronnie.

I was so confused.

The interior guests will be
back on board any second.

Okay, that's the guests
coming back on board.

I'd say still 10 P.M. dinner.

- Beautiful.
- It was so much fun.

Oh, I'm so glad to hear that.

- Thank you.
- That was awesome.

Oh, they nailed it.

Studio 50!

Guys, you----ing missed it.

- It's 45.
- Oh.

Sorry.

I love it.

And look, just a hint
of the black.

Sorry, what are the courses?

For the first course,
it's a beet salad.

- It's a smoked steak.
- And cake.

It's timing
I'm nervous about.

It's gonna be tight.

Yeah, if you can, that's
awesome, but I am ready.

Last night, I had some
communication issues with Daisy.

If you have
a problem with timing,

you need to speak to me
about it, not to the girls.

You need to tell me,
I need a two-minute call,

a five-minute call.

The chief stew and
chef relationship

is quite a bit like a marriage.

You have to adapt to
each other's differences

and overcome to accomplish
whatever mission it is.

Happy wife, happy life,
as they say.

Dude, tell me about some
of the nights out, man.

Would you guys go
clubbing and dancing and sh--?

We have been, yeah,
most of our nights have.

- Do you get wasted?
- Bro.

Like too----ed,
and my mouth gets worse

when I've had a few drinks,
you know.

Yes, it seems like
I've offended

a few people in
this boat already.

- Really?
- Quite badly.

It's tough.
It's tough, tough.

I love looking in the mirror.

I'm kidding.

Oh, yeah, it's gonna
be a long one.

Do not say that.

You know, what time
I have to wake up tomorrow?

- Same as me, probably.
- Like five.

It's not even eight hours.

What time are you waking up?

No later than five.

Okay.

- You ready?
- Studio 54, here we go.

Let's go.

Sick.

Your outfits look great.

No, you look absolutely
gorgeous.

Wait 'til you see these.

Yes, I love it.

- Beetroot, eh?
- Yes.

My mum's favorite.

I'm just warning you now,
it's a tequila night.

All six guests up there.

- Are they sitting?
- Yes, they are.

All right, I'm ready
when you are.

Every time I go into
a meal with Cloyce,

honestly, it's a
bloody rollercoaster.

I'm just praying,
please let this be a good meal,

please let this be a good meal.

Wow.
Look at this.

- Yes!
- Woo!

Wow!

For the first course,
it's a beet salad,

burrata and lemon,

and you have a fried beet nest

around the edges there,
please enjoy.

- So good.
- So flipping good.

Amazing.

How's your skit coming along?

Do you know what
you're gonna do?

Oh my God, you----ing
typed it out?

Yeah, I did it in
like 30 minutes on my iPad.

Five gold stars.

Read it.

"It's a hot summer's day in
the blue waters of Ibiza.

When all of a sudden,
a great beast does emerge."

That's----ing good.

But listen, it sounds like
a horse galloping.

A dying horse.

Cloyce, Cloyce,
we're gonna clear.

I would tear that cake up.

That cake,
I'd be that cake's daddy.

Cloyce, Cloyce, we've cleared.

We're either very glamorous
or we're very sexy bugs.

[laughing]

Mmm.

They're good.

Okay, when Daisy lifts,
everyone lifts.

Holy smokes.

Whoa.

For your main course, it
is a play on steak frites.

Grilled filet mignon,
a red wine butter,

and it's all smoked
with the cherry wood.

Oh, that's what it was in.

Wow, thank you so much.

Please enjoy.

Okay, the fries
are fantastic.

Magnificent.

Thank you, guys.
That was sick.

Smash dinner service.
Let's go, boy.

- Isn't that unbelievable?
- So good.

- So bad.
- I have to become a jellyfish.

When do I come out?

Well, I'll say "a
great beast does emerge,"

and then you'll come
out and attack Gary.

Okay, sick.

In that period between
jellyfish sting,

and the birthday dinner,

we're trying to figure out
how to salvage this chart.

If we can make them laugh
in a terrible situation,

I think we'll turn this around.

How's that leg doing?

You know,
here's a song and dance.

Captain, do I look
like a jellyfish?

You certainly do.

The guys have organized
a little skit.

Oh.

Bro, what a job.

- Good evening.
- What?

This is a story just
a bit about something

that happened on this trip.

Oh, great.

"It's a hot summer's day.

"Across the water
surface appears

"a most majestic figure.

Introducing Ronnie!"

[laughing]

"...gliding seamlessly
on a flight board,

when all of a sudden
a great beast does emerge."

[laughing]

"There's a burn and a sting
and her ears begin to ring."

[laughing]

"But our hero, she sings.

Not today, you disgusting
invertebrate!"

This sh-- is next level.

"She cries, get back!

"It's my bloody 50th
birthday, you twat.

"Ain't nothing gonna stop me
from dancing all night.

"Don't you get that?

"Now look at her,
glamorous and smiling.

"She's ready for a
night on the town

"with her group of
absolute diamonds.

Happy birthday."

Aw...
That was amazing.

Thank you.

[laughing]

You guys have truly
outdone yourself.

I think we've really
turned today around.

Who knew your boy had it?

A modern day Shakespeare.

Dr. Seuss of the Seas, baby.

Happy birthday.

Now you can go to bed.

You can get back up for 8:15.

Well, if you let me
finish the conversation,

Now I'm gonna
get up tomorrow.

I can go.
I can get up.

No, no, no.

You made it very clear
how you felt about it.

Dianna has this
entitlement of, like,

why do I have to do this?

Like, that's your job.

I also want to show her
that I am willing to do

what I ask people to do.

That being said,
I'm----ing pissed.

And I would have let you gone
for a nap tomorrow.

Now I'm gonna get
very little sleep.

That was the best
part of my day.

- That was awesome.
- That was so good.

That was a really good skit.

I can go.
I can get up.

No, no, no.

You made it very clear
how you felt about it.

And I would have let you
gone for a nap tomorrow.

Now I'm going to get
very little sleep.

This is bullsh--.
I was going to do the job.

She's just trying
to be a martyr.

Even though I was
going to do the job,

it doesn't make it right.

Daisy is making me feel
like she's doing

this huge favor when she
was the one making a mistake,

like making me sleep
five hours or less.

It's just stupid.
It doesn't make sense.

Ai yi yi.

Goodbye.

- Are you off?
- Yeah.

Are you okay?

So whenever you guys are ready,

we'll get you in the tender
and we'll get you ashore.

Perfect.
Thank you so much.

You should go very quickly
without having to do drinks

and stuff and then
just go to bed

- and I'll get up for 5:30.
- Okay.

I'm going to change.

Oh, we got to pull
the pizza dough out.

[bleep] yeah, Davide.

Going out.

You guys look great.

Ready to party party.

I wish you guys could come.

Ah, so do we.
Trust me.

So do we.

Goodbye, ladies have fun.

We're going to
tear it up tonight.

Oh my God.

- Feel that sh--.
- Pretty good.

It's glorious.

I hope you have
an amazing evening.

Cloyce I'll see you
at 5:30.

All right,
take me home, Keithy.

Great job today.
You smashed it.

All right.
Good night.

Good night, bro.

[snoring]

[alarm sounds]

Hey, Melanie, are
you hopping in a taxi now?

- See you in a minute.
- Okay. See you soon.

How was it?

Good.

Well, [bleep] that's not,
a lot of leadtime.

Gooey.

How was your evening?

- It was really fun.
- Yeah.

And I lost my voice.

Oh, well, then
it's definitely a sign

of a good night.

- Going back to sleep.
- Go back to sleep, man.

Yeah.

How's the vibe?

[sighs]

Quiet.

Oh, [bleep] yeah.

Bread crumbs.

I was a drunken hot mommy.
I'd be happy.

Oh, I'm so sleepy.

Is anything almost ready?

Yeah.
The mac and cheese.

No, for the first course,
no joking.

Oh, my goodness.

Do you want to take
these queso-dillas?

Yeah.

I had big noodles.

Quesadillas.

It turns out Davide
wasn't lying.

He might actually be Italian.

Sick.

- Is this the final thing?
- That is it.

I managed to make
you some pizza.

Oh, my goodness.

It's done and done.

Almost getting the impression
they're regretting the food.

I'm cold and I'm sleepy
and I'm ready for bed.

[laughing]

- Good night, ladies.
- Good night.

Good night.

[alarm sounds]

I don't know,
I'm going to have fun

and anybody who want to get
on the fun train with me,

we go on a fun jam.

I am the one who has never
been in caught in any drama.

A little bit with Gary,
but that's just

because it's been a lot.

Yeah, that is true.

Well, to be honest, that's just
you and Gary, I feel like.

Your relationship's just got one
of those construction signs.

It's just like
still being built.

I love Gary.

I think he just needs to know...

I think Daisy needs
someone a little bit

more mature, you know?

[urinating]

I'm going to get Chase
It's 8:00.

Really?

Boat looks good.

Can you grab some K2R and get
tons of K2R on that table?

- Yes, sir.
- Cool.

- Thanks, man.
- Easy.

Davide, mate as soon as you're
available, you can fire up.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

Did you have a
fun night last night?

Yeah, not bad,
for three hours sleep.

Amazing.

How do you feel right now?

Oh, good.

Would you like some coffee
or something, then?

Can I have some tea?

Black tea with milk and sugar.

- Okay.
- Please, thank you.

Okay, Davide, you can
start picking up, mate.

Ronnie wants black tea
with milk and sugar.

Yeah.

Anchor in place.
Anchor in place.

Copy that.
Thank you.

How's it feel?

Itches, crap, yeah.

She looks like she's
in a foul mood.

Really?
[bleep] off.

I'm afraid of her.

She is scary.

I was saying she gives me
like PTSD with my step-mom.

- Does she?
- Yeah.

Just when someone, you know,

it doesn't matter what
you do, they're unhappy.

Yeah, that's, oh my God.

We should probably get going.

I mean, I'll have to
go pack before then.

- I have to pack for sure.
- I suppose.

Berth number 20.

Copy you, sir.
Heading into berth number 20.

Dear God, please
let this go smoothly.

Okay, here we go.

How's this height, Gary?

Perfect.



Thanks, Chase.

[speaks Spanish]

Nice one.

Port bow line is on.

Gracias, senior.

- It's one of your easier ones?
- Yeah, not too bad.

That was perfect.

I'm out of gear
and main engine off.

Oh my God.

Where do you go back to
when this is all done?

- I'm going to Portugal, so...
- Very cool.

That's the thing,
like in Portugal,

there's almost no yachties.

You make friends, but then I
don't see them for two years.

It's a tough industry
because you make good friends

and then you like
live with people.

- Yeah.
- And you form this bond.

And then you lose
friends at home.

At least I did.

I think that there's more
to Diana than meets the eye.

I haven't been in a serious
relationship for some time now.

I briefly dated Chef Ilesha,

but she lives in Sydney and
I live in Charleston

and they didn't work.

I did not come into this season
looking for a boatmance,

but Diana is stunning.

So I'm excited
to see what happens.

I need to work on my glutes.

That's what I really need.

That's basically what I do.
I just do glutes.

Hola, have you seen
that little knife.

- Little knife?
- Tiny knife?

Actually, no.
It's pretty good, actually.

Which way?
That way?

Which way to the g*n show?

Do you know where the
big plastic jug is?

Yeah.

It's being used with
orange juice in the fridge.

Can you tell me where
I can get another jug?

What the [bleep]?

I... The thing is, like, I think
we only have the little one.

Sh--.

Sorry, I keep interrupting
this conversation.

So pissed.

I know what you're doing, Danni.

She has worked on this boat
as long as I have

and out of nowhere, she just
forgets where things are.

Do you need a hand?

- Do you want to slice fruits?
- Yeah, sure.

Come on.

Coming up...

I do like your hair like this.

Oh, thank you.

I bet you get a lot of
people interested

in a taste of Ireland,
for sure.

- Oh, God.
- Jesus Christ.

I think that's the worst thing
you've ever said.

All crew, can we get
everybody on the dock now?

Thank you.

- Is that sweat? Ew...
- Guys, I work hard.

- Give me a break.
- You sweat too much.

This is a lot of sweat.

It's hot and I've been
running around all morning.

I know.
It's a bummer.

I'm so excited.

There she is, our hero.

Thank you so much.

The person who runs it all!

- I so enjoyed your energy.
- Oh, yeah!

- Thank you so much.
- Pleasure having you guys.

No, I mean, it was marvelous.

You made it one hell of a trip.

You did.
Thank you so much.

I appreciate all of you.

- Thank you.
- Bye-bye.

Yeah.

[ship horn sounds]

Guys, I think that charter
went really well.

Let's go get changed.

It's yours?

- Yeah.
- Not anymore.

Yeah.

You okay?

I'm sleepy.

You're sleepy?
You didn't sleep much.

I think I just had
a long day yesterday.

I'm just tired.

So what do we think
about the charter?

I think it was good.

It was a little bit crazy,
but I think we managed.

- So much at once.
- So much going on.

But we managed it all.

They seemed really stoked.

Keep that energy.

I know I spoke
to you yesterday.

I know I've spoken
to you before.

If I say breaks,
I always have a system.

Yeah.

But I'm annoyed that,
like, I try so hard

to get you guys' breaks.

And then it's like,
why did she get three hours?

Or why did she get to do it?

What I understood was, I was
going to finish at midnight,

sleep until five,
which is not ever five,

because you have
to wake up early.

I know I got
[bleep]-all sleep last night.

It's just, I guess,
it's the attitude in the moment.

I know all the decisions
I make don't always make sense.

But there is actually
thought behind it.

Do you want to
go do the cabins?

I'll do the dishes.

I'll come and help you
in the crew mess.

All right.

Chase, will you start
covering up the sun deck?

Done.

Ugh!

All crew, all crew.

Can I get everybody in the
saloon for the tip meeting?

Copy.

Oh, I missed this couch.

It's the money couch.

Hello.

Okay, so unfortunately,
the primary

got attacked by a jellyfish.

But way to go, everyone.

Handling the jellyfish sting,

and especially
the apology performance,

which was phenomenal.

Gary, overall, deck
team seems to be jelling

and working together very well.

- Yeah, welcome, Chase.
- Thanks, buddy.

Yeah, very actually
glad to see you.

That takes us to the tip.

All right.

Looks like a thick one.

And the amount is, wow.

Stop.

$24,000 US dollars.

- Let's go!
- No way!

Yeah, babe.

- $2,296 euros each.
- Wow.

That's really
good considering.

She got attacked by a jellyfish,
and----ing...

There you go, Gary.

What?
Are you feeling okay?

- I'm good.
- And that's it for me, so.

Well, thank you all!

Woo!

Cheers.

Mmm.

Here you are,
my beloved friends.

- Cheers, my boy.
- Cheers.

Oh!

- Cloyce?
- Thank you.

He's in bed.

We're gonna party!

Oh, I wish I had
your energy right now.

Do doo...
Ca-chow!

How do you think
tonight's going to go?

Are you going to be
on your best behavior?

Oh, yeah, I'm not
drinking tonight.

- Shut up.
- Serious.

Really?

Yeah, I wouldn't even have
champagne at the tip meeting.

Is this new day, new you?

Mm.

Yep, I think so, Dais.
I think that's it.

So you're just not
going to drink

for the rest of the season?

Yeah, pretty much.

Because every time I drink,
I seem to offend people,

and that's just not
what I want to do.

I think I am very
different when I drink.

I don't think alcohol
is my friend.

I do it as an escape, I guess.

Maybe I do it just because
everyone else is drinking,

and I don't want
to feel left out.

I am fully behind this if

he is genuinely trying
to grow and change,

but I don't see
this lasting very long.

I've got to take some
time off and reflect

where I want
to move forward with my life

and whether I'm going to let
alcohol control my life

like it has been for
the last 14 years.

Honestly, I'll be surprised if
he even makes it through dinner.

So let me just try.

I'm going to try
and not drink at all.

- See what happens.
- Okay.

Coming up...

Recreate your favorite
movie scene make out.

Yes!

- Oh, raining!
- Make out with her!

- I will be your rain!
- Wait!

What the [bleep]?

h*-h*-h*!

Oh, my God, you look
like Siegfried and Roy.

You look like you're
about to tame tigers.

Let's go have fun,
engaging,

and friendly, positive
chats upstairs.

- Who is that?
- It's me and my grandpa.

You and your grandpa?

We had a picture and
I did the outline.

How old were you there?

Probably five or six.

- Aw.
- Yeah.

I did it one year after he died.

It's a memory still.

Chase is hot and nice,

but I usually date people

that end up treating
me like sh--.

What'd you call your granddad?

I call him avol,
which is like grandpa.

Avol.
That's cute, though.

I like that.

My ex-boyfriend was a
little bit of a narcissist,

and when we broke up
four years ago,

I just put, like, huge walls
so I could protect myself.

To be honest, I'm still
a little bit guarded,

but Chase doesn't
seem like a [bleep] boy,

and at this point, I'm ready
to be treated like a human.

Let's----ing go, guys!

Follow the leader,
leader, leader.

I just love you.

Cheers to the fun van.

- Cheers!
- Whoo!

I don't have a drink,
but cheers.

This is a
- ing cool spot.

Go!

All right, folks.

Gorgeous.

This is freaking chill.

- Very nice.
- Yeah, baby.

- This is very nice.
- Restaurants?

- Literally, that was bad.
- It was bad.

Welcome, guys.

Would you like to drink
something first?

Can I please get a margarita?

Margarita, yeah.

Maybe we should
order some shots.

I'll do a shot.

We'll do one round, and then


- Chase.
- Keep 'em coming.

I want to go adequately crazy.

Can I try
the watermelon cooler?

Yeah, go on.

Go wild, Cloyce.

Cloyce is living his
best life.

What do you have?

- What?
- Whoa!

I think it's amazing.

I'm going to be your
number one supporter.

This is beef tartar.

- Oh!
- Sexy.

- Warm burrata.
- Burrata!

Yay!

Your new favorite, Danni.

Oh, yes.

I do like your hair like this.
This is nice.

Thank you.
I hate my hair like this.

I bet you get a lot
of people interested

in a taste of Ireland, for sure.

Oh, God.

Jesus Christ!

Cloyce, lay off this c*ck.

Oh, my God.

- Cheers.
- Cheers!

Cheers, mother----ers!

Oh my [bleep],
a taste of Ireland.

I think that's the worst
thing you've ever said.

One, two...

Four, five.

Well, that's my exercise
for the year.

[cheering]

Bodegas Naranjo.

To the fresh air.

Scull it, scull it, scull it.

Yeah, baby.

[cheering]

Drink, mother----er.

Where is the toilet in here?

I'm coming, too.

Please excuse me from
the table to be right back.

Oh, [bleep] off.

You vibe well though,

Come on...

I like it.
I think you're sweet together.

I think you get on.

Yes!

Gary, how do you feel
being sober?

Is it enlightening?

You guys aren't that bad,
actually to be honest.

Great dinner.

Yes, Chase.

Great dinner
Vibes! Vibes!

So being sober around a whole
bunch of drunk people.

Yeah, it's something
I haven't experienced before.

Everyone's sloppy.
Everyone's slurring their words

What ended up happening
with your chicken?

[bleep], normally, I'm probably
even worse than these guys are

so I can only imagine.

We should go back to the boat.

You have liquid, pound it.
Let's go.

Gracias!

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, gracias.

It's very chilly willy.

- Hwah!
- Oh my God!

Are you gonna hold hands?

You wanna hold hands?
We can hold hands.

I actually feel like
we're like kindred spirits.

I think so, too.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.

You guys are legends.
Love you.

Vaminos!

Woo!

I gotta drain the
little Wayne, baby.

Drain the little Wayne!

I love that!

The pretty big Wayne, honestly.

Thank you.

Are we playing or not?

Um, Daisy?

Are we playing or not?

Yeah, let's play

So we're prepping a
game for later.

We put all these into a hat

and then you pick one out.

So it's like pick your favorite
person and go take a shot.

- Yes!
- Jump in the marina.

You have to do it!

How's this guy
bringing up shot?

[bleep] yeah, Cloyce.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Do it!

[shouting]

We need to wax this sh--!

Pick someone and show us
how you'd approach them

and throw your
best pick-up line.

I'll be your person.
I'll be your person.

Yeah, you got it.
I'll pick Daisy.

Yeah, come on, stand up.
Give us a show.

- My man.
- Hey, my man.

What the [bleep]
are you doing here?

I'm just going to
chill out tonight.

- You're going to chill out?
- How's it going out there?

Hey baby, are you
Irish by any chance?

Because I want to
churn your butter.

Wow.

Now I want to [bleep] you.

Oh...

Good. You know people
asking of you, so.

- Oh, really?
- You know.

Let me just chill.
You guys go have a good time.

I know deep down inside
I'm a loveable person

and I don't need alcohol
to prove that.

It's just because I've never
learn my lesson, it seems.

Maybe my lesson being
learned

is come and just have
a lovely dinner

because dinner was lovely

and then come back and chill.

I've got a problem and I think
I need to learn

when to say no or
how to stop myself

from continuing
down this road.

It is abuse.
When I start, it doesn't stop.

That scares the sh--
out of me, to be honest.

My friend, thank you
very much, Davide.

Have a lovely night.

Don't do anything too stupid.

- Okay, Davide.
- Body shot.

[screaming]

You have to body shot Cloyce.

What that means?

So we have to pour alcohol
into Cloyce's belly button.

And you have to take a shot.

Lie down, lie down.
Lie down!

Jesus!

More! I want more!

Okay, Cloyce.

Start a game of suck and blow.

Yeah!

You just gotta want it.

Bro, that's the thing.

Go blow, Cloyce!

Yes!

[laughing]

All right,
that was almost a kiss.

[snoring]

Recreate your favorite
movie scene make out.

That's actually a
really good one.

But I don't know what...

What's your favorite movie
scene, make out?

- Yes!
- What do you want?

It's not raining!

Make out!
I will be your rain.

Wait, wait.

Yes!

Oh, my God.

Yes!

Get it in!

What the [bleep]?

Get it!

- What do you want?
- What do you want?

Can we put some
jeans on, please, Mr. DJ?

Woo!

Yeah, take it off!

[vocalizing]

[bleep]

Is that it?

[shouting]

Oh my God.
Oh, God!

That does sound fake,
she's right.

[chattering]

Daisy...

Oh, yes!

Everyone just left?

Diana...

Oh, no.

When you're in a boat

and all your life
is these people

and you only connect
with someone

basically like Chase

and now that person is
connecting with someone else

and now you're alone.

No, she is.

It's very frustrating.

It's like you
don't belong anywhere.

[slapping]

Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

Do you see a
relationship with me?

I'm just asking for
a friend here.

Find Daisy to be
the most attractive.

Jillian and Sharie are
on to enjoy fun in the sun.

Do we have help
unpacking our bags?

Yeah, we can organize
that for you.

Can you go get my
champagne from my bedroom?

Daisy!

They're going to be
quite high maintenance.

She didn't tell you to make
us half the drink, huh?

Everything okay?

- Why is Glenn in there?
- I don't know.