01x06 - Peter Grill and the Orc's True Character

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Sir Peter...

Piglette...

Our guest has consumed the aphrodisiac, sir.

It's the end of the line for that impudent b*stard.

Once his relationship with the Orc turns physical,
his engagement to Luvellia shall crumble to pieces...

And I shall do him the honor of slicing his head clean off!

Forgive me, Peter-kun...

The Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
is on the verge of financial ruin...

Please, for our sake...
Take one for the team!

Sir Peter... I-I...

My mind is made up...!

Boobs!

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Dug myself into a hole with no way out

Back against the wall...

I mean, how could I resist?

"This wasn't supposed to happen,"

I keep denying

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I can't stand myself

Moping around, spouting lies, grieving a broken heart

I hold on desperately to these feelings and shut my eyes

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

I suffocate under its weight

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Always discouraged by my weaknesses,

I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,

clinging selfishly to the hope for forgiveness

Dug myself into a hole with no way out...

Full of regret and powerless to change,

I feel my heart being torn apart

on this night of endless shame and despair

Why can't I get my act together?

Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...

Boobs!

Peter-kun!

Focus!

W-Wait a minute!

Don't do anything rash...

Besides, weren't you against this whole marriage proposal thing!?

No!

You are mistaken, Sir Peter!

If it means being with a noble man like you...

Not again!

Don't let her pull you in...!

Listen to me, Piglette!

The truth is...

I'm already engaged to another woman!

So, y'see... it wouldn't be right for us to...

Th-That's fine with me...

Sir Peter!

Orc relationships are different from Human relationships.

Polygyny is the norm!

Not good...!

Take it easy, Piglette!

This entire thing is a setup!

A conspiracy between Orcland and the Guild...

They're trying to lure us into a trap!

I-I'm glad you understand...

I knew it...

I'm not good enough, am I?

I'm far too ugly...

That's why...!

N-No!

That's not true!

You're the furthest thing from ugly!

In my opinion, from a Human perspective...

You're beautiful exactly the way you are!

Sir Peter...

This is bad...

Giving in is exactly what the Guildmaster wants...

At this point, I can't afford to do any more damage!

Then again, I...

Absolutely not!

I won't be swayed by an Orc!

Good.

Just take a deep breath!

Tap into the Eastern art of Zen
and clear your mind...

Remain calm...

Remain calm...

R-R-R-R-R-Remain calm...

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Boobs!

Why...

Why!?

Why am I like this!?

Defeated by a pair of boobs...!

Oh crap...

I'm screwed...

Everything up 'til now doesn't even come close...

If Piglette reports back with the
truth about what happened...

How dare you betray the trust of my darling Luvellia...!?

He's gonna k*ll me for sure!

Anyone with eyes could see that it was a trap...

What's wrong with me!?

What's done is done.
There's only one choice left.

Convince Piglette to keep quiet!

Good morning, Sir Peter.

Last night was wonderful, don't you think?

And now I can deliver the good news to Master Babe.

Sir Peter and I have successfully
consummated our relationship.

H-Hold on!

You can't tell anyone about this!

What!?

B-But...

Why not, Sir Peter!?

Y-Y'see...

Think fast, Peter Grill!

By all accounts, there's no way outta this, but...

"When you give up, that's when the game is over!"

S-Sir Peter...?

Are you...

Are you content with living the rest of
your life like a puppet on a string!?

The motive behind this marriage proposal
was political from the beginning.

One of the most important decisions of your
life is being controlled by the national interest!

Are you truly satisfied with that!?

W-Well, I...

What do you really want!?

Deep inside your heart, what is it you desire!?

Don't you think you oughtta stop and take
the time to consider your options!?

Well, you can't say I didn't try...
Question is, did she buy it...?

What I really want...

What I desire, deep inside my heart...

L-Let me think it over...

Let's hear it, you two!

How did things go last night?

Our hope, of course, is that you were able to establish
the foundation for a positive relationship.

Lady Piglette...

Were there any interesting developments
after dinner last night?

H-Help me out... Please!

A miracle... Gimme a miracle, just this once!

L-Last night...

Sir Peter stood firm.

He didn't lay a single finger on me!

C-Come again!?

Are you telling me this b*stard managed
to resist the Orc's ample assets!?

It's a miracle...

My prayers have been answered!

However...

Th-There is one small favor I'd like to ask...

P-Piglette...?

A-Although the events of last night
did not result in physical intimacy...

I-I felt an undeniable connection.

Therefore, in the name of cultivating a better
relationship with Sir Peter from here on out...

Stop! Don't do it!

I'd like to request your permission...

...to transfer to the Guild so as to remain by
Sir Peter's side and attend to his needs!

A-Are you serious!?

Rest assured, I shall go to great
lengths in order to gain his favor!

All for the sake of our great Orcland's future!

Piglette...

What's gotten into you...!?

Ever since our talk, I've been doing some thinking.

About what I really want...

About the desires buried deep within my heart...

I came to a conclusion...

I shall do everything in my power to prevent
Orcland from acquiring your sperm!

Huh?

Once you and I have conceived a child
who possesses your unrivaled strength...

I shall raise them,

train them...

and harness their power to crush those
Orcland pigs who made my life a living hell!

She's got more issues than I originally thought...

Something tells me I might've created a monster,
one with a terrifying dark side...

And if nothing else,

it means I get to stay by your side forever!

I promise to do my best to carry your child, Sir Peter!

I may not seem like much of an Orc...

But my reproductive abilities
are on par with the best of them!

Let's enjoy each other's company, Sir Peter!

Dear Sir Peter Grill,

Does your roommate Tim still
like throwin' back the drinks?

Man, I'd love to party with you guys sometime!

It started out as a simple crush

Suddenly, you were my biggest source of strength

Till death do us part, let's grow old together

This is my sincerest wish:

Stay with me, stay with me

So long time, by my side for all eternity

Beaten down by our daily struggles

Or soaked by a storm of rage;

If you get drenched, I won't hesitate

To be the umbrella that shields you

It's not so cold... I'm by your side

That's good enough for me

You're my rock, my strength

That smile of yours puts my soul at ease

I could search the whole world over

And find no one like you

You're my rock, my strength

Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy

No matter how much it may hurt,

I pledge my life to protecting you

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