01x11 - Peter Grill and Dueling Manners

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The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Dug myself into a hole with no way out

Back against the wall...

I mean, how could I resist?

"This wasn't supposed to happen,"

I keep denying

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I can't stand myself

Moping around, spouting lies, grieving a broken heart

I hold on desperately to these feelings and shut my eyes

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

I suffocate under its weight

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Always discouraged by my weaknesses,

I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,

clinging selfishly to the hope for forgiveness

Dug myself into a hole with no way out...

Full of regret and powerless to change,

I feel my heart being torn apart

on this night of endless shame and despair

Why can't I get my act together?

Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...

That's it...!

Stay calm, Peter Grill.

If I lose this fight,

Spartokos takes Lisa off my hands
and back to Ogrestan for good.

This is perfect...

All I gotta do is throw the match!

All I gotta do is throw the match!

All I gotta do is throw the match!

All I gotta do is throw the match!

Peter Grill...

Have a look.

She wouldn't dare...!

I suggest that you reconsider doing anything brash.

Losing on purpose, for example.

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

That is, of course, if you'd like
our arrangement to remain a secret...

Sh-She read me like a book...!

Let us begin!

Challengers, step forward!

In the name of the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
and the Ogrestan Armed Forces,

I expect each of you to put your best foot forward
in this fight and defend your honor!

Gentlemen, are you prepared for battle?

Gentlemen, are you prepared for battle?

Gentlemen, are you prepared for battle?

Gentlemen, are you prepared for battle?

Yes, Your Highness!

S-Sure...

Peter Grill...

Do you remember our conversation
on the day we first met?

If your love is genuine,

then I am confident that the gods
shall light your path with their blessings.

'Twas absurd of me to preach the virtues of love

in the presence of a man
who knows naught but lies and deceit.

Realistically, I need not waste my time with a duel.

Announcing your treacherous behavior
to the world would bring about a swift conclusion.

However!

My pride as an Ogre would never allow
such an act of cowardice!

I-I know that stance!

What!? What's he doing, Tim!?

Yup, no doubt about it...

That stance... is the Gigan-style Double Tomahawk,

an unbeatable technique
touted by Ogrestan's fearsome army!

It's said that no living creature on the planet can survive
the crushing weight with which the vortex spins.

I am committed to the pursuit of true love.

The very idea of being defeated
by a fiend such as you is preposterous!

I, Antonio Spartokos,
have adored Lady Lisa since childhood.

So that she might think of me as a man,
I have poured my efforts into honing my skills...

Along with maintaining
a strict code of sexual purity!

Huh?

"Purity"...?

The dude's a virgin!?

With a ruggedly handsome face like that!?

Give the poor guy a break, Peter...

For God's sake, show some compassion!

Lose the fight, Peter.

Lose the fight, Peter.

Lose the fight, Peter.

Lose the fight, Peter.

Lose the fight, Peter.

Lose the fight, Peter.

Lose the fight, Peter.

Lose the fight, Peter.

Trust me, I'd love nothing more!

I've never wanted to lose something
so badly in my whole life!

But...

What else am I supposed to do here!?

Gigan-style Secret Art!

Whirling Blade of Destruction!

I'm sorry...

I'm so sorry, Spartokos-kun!

I'm sorry.

Forgive me!

It would appear...

that the victor has been decided.

L-Lady Lisa!

Th-This isn't what it looks like!

And what exactly does it look like?

Peter Grill's strength clearly exceeds your own.

And I...

Have no interest in weaklings!

C-C'mon...

The guy travelled all this way for you, y'know?

There's no need to be so hard on him...

Sir Peter!

Lady Lisa, I mean it this time!

Please, just one chance!

Won't you give me one more chance!?

Seeing as you're willing to beg,

I shall grant you one last chance
to demonstrate your strength.

Lady Lisa–!

However, the next opponent you shall face is me.

A battle with Lady Lisa herself!?

I shall postpone the match for one week.

A fight in your present condition
would beget certain failure.

Well, I better get going...

Sir Peter Grill!

Huh!?

Wh-What are you doing!?

Please accept my sincerest apologies for the many
transgressions I have committed against you!

Having experienced the power of the man who conquered
the Grand Fighting Tournament for myself,

I now know the truth!

To be honest, back in our homeland,

I was never able to achieve
favorable results in a bout against Lady Lisa...

So, uh... What's your point?

I beg of you!

Won't you consider taking me on
as as your apprentice!?

You're kiddin', right...?

Please!

You're my only hope!

If this duel with Lady Lisa is to be
my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,

I cannot afford to let victory slip through my grasp!

Yeah, but I...

I don't do the whole "apprentice" thing.

Please, I beseech you! I need your help!

Your pleas have been heard.

I recommend that you accept
the pitiful Ogre's request, Peter Grill.

I-I, too, urge you to help him.

Wh-What are you talking about?

It's very simple.

If we were to focus our collective
efforts on training the Ogre,

we would guarantee his victory in the duel.

Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!

Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!

Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!

Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!

Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!

Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!

Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!

I believe that there's no harm in
at least trying to work together!

True enough...

I might not be able to resist
the Ogre sisters myself,

but I could mount an indirect attack
by helping Spartokos-kun.

If he can manage to convince Lisa of his strength, then...

All right, let's give it a try!

However, my lessons won't be easy.

Are you prepared for that!?

Yes, Sir Peter!

Thus, the "Ogre Training Program"
had been set into motion.

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!

Keep going!

Swing!

Swing!

Swing!

Between Peter Grill,
the world's strongest combat instructor...

a forbidden form of muscle-enhancing
black magic passed down amongst the Elves...

and a recipe using ingredients outlawed by
Orc society that amplifies physical strength...

Me strong.

Me win.

Does something seem a little off to you?

Here you are, Sir Peter.

Thanks.

Well, I think it's about time for lunch.

Good work out there today.

That's Mitchie, the Guild receptionist...

Your kindness is most appreciated.

What's she doing here?

Y-You see...

She's been coming around
to drop off lunch like that a lot lately.

I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie

I-If you'd like, I made a little bit extra...

might be in love with Sir Spartokos...

It would appear that you've come prepared
with yet more training under your belt.

Lady Lisa...

Today is the day

that I, Spartokos,

shall prove my worth as a man once and for all!

It started out as a simple crush

Suddenly, you were my biggest source of strength

Till death do us part, let's grow old together

This is my sincerest wish:

Stay with me, stay with me

So long time, by my side for all eternity

Beaten down by our daily struggles

Or soaked by a storm of rage;

If you get drenched, I won't hesitate

To be the umbrella that shields you

It's not so cold... I'm by your side

That's good enough for me

You're my rock, my strength

That smile of yours puts my soul at ease

I could search the whole world over

And find no one like you

You're my rock, my strength

Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy

No matter how much it may hurt,

I pledge my life to protecting you

Dear Sir Peter Grill,

Heard you took on an apprentice.
Color me shocked!

I wouldn't mind goin' a few rounds
with you one of these days.

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