01x02 - If They Wear Watches, They're Straight

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- Did you get a hold of him?

- Yeah, he replied.

He'll be a bit late.

Late?

Are you serious with me now?

Apparently, there was something

about the bus that Yeah.

Ah, f*ck. Isn't that Louise?

Look, I I must go and say hi to her.

f*ck. What the f*ck, Tore?

Hey.

- Where have you been?

- On the bus, okay?

Thank you.

We have gathered here today

to say goodbye to Bosse Holmberg,

a beloved colleague, friend, and father.

Now it's time for Bosse's good friend Linn

to say a few words.

Hey, sit down. Stop.

You're not allowed to talk.

No.

Feels like I'm about to sing.

I won't do that.

Most of you don't know me.

But my name is Linn,

and I'm Tore's best friend.

Bosse has been

like an extra dad to me

the last 11 years or more.

He drove me to the delivery room.

He invited me for taco pie

for I don't know how many Fridays.

It's his fault I gained weight.

Thank you.

Or thank you.

But to see how Bosse was with Tore

Tore was everything to Bosse.

And since Tore's mum died,

it's just been the two of them.

But they have managed so damn well,

I have to say.

They are

They were, I mean.

Yeah, this speech sucks maybe,

but rest in peace anyway.

Hello?

I have a knife!

Tore? I saw you!

Tore?

Hey, where the f*ck have you been?

Can you open up? It's freezing out here.

Do you know how long

I've been sitting here? Hello?

Are you kidding? I I can f*cking see you

through the window!

Hey, I'm warning you! What the f*ck,

for real? What have you taken?

Okay. f*ck you, then! I hope you choke

on your kebab too, f*cking idiot.

The boys' sexual urges

are distracting them

from making an emotional connection.

FLOWERS

ERIK ÅRSTA

953 MATCHES

Hello.

Yes, sorry. I'm Heidi Lidgren.

And my husband Bertil Lidgren's funeral

is at Hope chapel today at 1:00 p.m.

I came in to check up

on the sunflowers. Er

Yes, well,

I've been onto our supplier for you,

but he hasn't got back to me.

- But the funeral is this afternoon.

- Yes.

Uh, can you ring them for me?

Uh, I'm afraid not.

I could head to the flower shop,

no problem.

- Yes, thanks.

- I'll get it fixed.

Oh, that's great!

Uh, so 30 stems, sunflowers. Go big.

- Yeah. Of course.

- In front of the casket.

- Front of the casket.

- No, but maybe you need to write it down?

Yeah, no, it's fine.

I think I'll I'll remember that it's 30.

Uh, that's not mine,

so you don't need to to touch it.

I'll remember. Thirty sunflowers.

30 of them,

in front of the casket.

In front of the casket. Super.

There, I'll check.

- Is that you?

- Yeah.

How sweet.

And thanks for your help.

The sunflowers

NOTICE OF TERMINATION

EMPLOYEE: TORE HOLMBERG

You wanted lilies as well?

Yes, exactly.

It's lovely if you like them.

Yeah, absolutely. We can work that out.

Yeah, of course. Just lilies. Yeah.

Okay, well, for that, uh

- Little Tore! Hey!

- Hey, Gunvor!

Hey! How lovely that you're dropping by.

Can you just check for me,

the order came through

for the sunflowers and stuff?

- The ones for 1:00 p.m.?

- Yeah.

- Yep. I drove out this morning.

- Okay, then. Yeah, just checking.

Also wanted to say hi.

How cool with a guy working here!

It's a bit unusual in a flower shop.

Erik doesn't seem

to have any issues

with, uh, women's professions.

He's a nurse originally.

Hmm.

I lost my father in 1976.

He was a local politician.

Social democrat.

And I threw myself straight into

their youth party after he was gone.

Yeah, and everyone has their idea of

And yes, that that was mine.

- What I'm trying to say is that

- Per.

Mind if I prepare,

and you can do the talking?

Oh, of course. That's fine.

- He has a good body too, so that

- Oh!

You know what?

I think you should rest a while.

I'm not tired. I don't need to sit.

- You look tired.

- I'm fine.

Hey, hey.

What are you doing?

- What are you doing?

- I'm working.

Alfred has started to think

you're the one who's dead.

He asks every day.

You usually see him all the time.

You haven't seen him for weeks.

- Stop! Say hi to Alfred for me.

- No, I'm not doing that. You can do that.

Sorry, is it too late?

- No, it's fine. It's fine.

- Okay.

Because I remembered that

I was gonna buy a flower for a friend.

All right.

- Or it's more for her kid, I suppose.

- Okay.

What are you thinking?

Uh, but that's what I don't know.

I haven't decided which one.

Uh, what would you choose?

What would I choose? Oh.

- That's a big question to ask.

- Exactly.

What am I thinking? Uh

Uh, what is it, a special occasion or

Uh, nah, not for anything Nothing fancy.

Hmm. Okay. Uh

Hmm.

I'm thinking, like, tulips.

- Mm. That's classic.

- Yeah, exactly.

And then you could have

some eucalyptus maybe.

Like this might work as well.

Uh, you can go in this direction too.

Fill it out with that colour.

Uh, three

I'm sorry.

- f*ck! I'm so dizzy. Sorry.

- Are you okay?

- Whoa! Just take it easy. Take it easy.

- My head is really spinning. I think

- Whoa!

- Oh, sh*t! sh*t!

- f*ck, sorry.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine. God, how weird.

- You need to breathe.

- It just goes black.

- Just breathe. Take a deep breath.

Okay.

Even deeper.

Yes. But

Well, you'll be okay. You'll be fine.

I'm just gonna take your pulse.

I used to be a nurse.

Ah, okay. That's good.

Hmm. Your pulse is a bit high.

Do you often have dizzy spells?

Uh, nah. Not, um

Sometimes.

- What's going on here?

- I think he might have low blood sugar.

Oh, Tore! Really!

Yeah, but I'm fine.

I just had to sit for a bit.

- I'll get some cushions.

- Please don't, Gunvor. I feel much better.

- But it was nice to have some rest.

- Erik, can you get my pear?

- I don't need a pear. I don't like fruit.

- I'll get it. Wait here.

- Finally!

- Damn! Hey!

- All right?

- Yeah.

Nice.

So, uh, sorry I've been so bad

at keeping in touch and that.

- I've been working so much.

- I know what happened, actually.

Yeah, but you, uh Skip it.

Now he's here. You can go and play.

Yeah, but I can't stay.

I was just coming to say I'm alive and so

- This is for you.

- Okay.

I went by Gunvor.

That's why I'm a bit late.

Come on, I'll show you.

I've got loads of cash.

Okay, just for a little while.

Hey!

They should be next to each other

so you see the difference.

- I'll easily win.

- You need another one.

- No!

- Stop! It's the rules.

Look! I've got a fan, loads of them.

Come on, take one away.

- Add it on to you.

- Okay.

- One.

- I'll add an itty-bitty one.

You're changing the rules. That's weird.

- Okay. Are you ready?

- Yes.

- One.

- Two, three.

I mean, really!

You're the worst! You're the worst!

Ow! You're the worst! Hey!

Alfred, I'm going to the toilet.

You practise. Be right back.

God! I, uh Alfred, say goodnight.

- You're not the boss of me.

- Oh, really? I am until you're 18.

Uh, night, Alfred.

- Mm.

- Sleep well.

Also get better.

Tore, uh, can you wait in the living room

just while I get him to bed?

- In case Lukas wakes up.

- But I can't.

- Only 15 minutes.

- I've got to go.

Please?

Mmm.

You have to sleep now, darling.

Mummy loves you.

We're just in the living room.

But I want to be with you.

You can't.

Do you remember what Mummy said?

That Tore might be so sad

that his head is broken?

- Yes.

- Exactly.

So Mummy has to take care of Tore

now Bosse is gone,

'cause he doesn't have anyone else.

Mmm, why?

Hmm.

Because he's always been very scared.

And that's made him lonely.

How?

Uh, for example,

he's never met a guy

because he's too scared to.

So, now Mummy has to look after Tore.

Hmm.

- Thanks.

- Receipt?

HIYA

HEY

I ASSUME

THAT THE PILL IS PARACETAMOL?

ABSOLUTELY! I'VE LOTS OF PRESCRIPTION

FREE STUFF UNDER MY VES

CLOSE?

THE BOAT, YOU?

- Hey!

- Hey!

- What can I get you?

- A beer, please.

Hey!

Hey!

- Cheers.

- Just give me a sec, mate.

No worries, no stress.

- It's there.

- Thanks.

- Thanks.

- Receipt?

It's fine.

- Cheers, buddy.

- Cheers.

Having a good night?

- Yeah, okay. You?

- Uh, not bad, thanks.

- Cool.

- Not bad.

Do you, uh

You haven't got any

Paracetamol or anything?

Nah, I haven't. Not on me.

- But didn't you say

- Darling? Are you coming?

Sorry. Do you have

a paracetamol for this guy?

No, I can't give them out,

I'm afraid. Are you feeling sick?

Yep.

Right. Have some water.

If they have watches, they're straight,

and you can discard them.

At last, someone who can dress here.

Serving suit realness.

Um, thanks.

Are we acquainted?

Uh, I don't think Hey. Tore.

Shady Meat.

Excuse me. Sh Is that for real?

What do you mean? Of course it is.

Or did you mean yours? Hmm?

- Here.

- Thanks, Calle.

- Absolutely.

- Oh!

Cheers, Tore! To men without watches.

Uh, cool.

Uh-uh.

I'M ON THE DANCE FLOOR

IF YOU WANT SOME

What the f*ck?

Are you following me, or

- You don't have a photo.

- No. Neither do you.

Well, someone's dressed up.

Yeah.

Or are you out to party?

Yeah?

I'm joking. Joking.

Hey, what went on with you last time?

You ran away.

Did you get angry, or

Nah. So what?

No? You f*cking knocked me down.

You just boof!

Oh, I was just drunk.

That's what happened.

- Do you know how much that hurt?

- Sorry.

I was at home, in bed three days.

- You normally do that when you're drunk?

- Nah, I'm just

Should I punch you now?

Is that what you want?

I'm joking. I'm joking.

- I should tell you my name, right?

- Yeah.

- Viggo.

- Vigg Okay. Hey!

- Hey.

- Nice to meet

Tore.

Tore. Do you wanna share a paracetamol?

- Uh-huh.

- What kind of headache have you?

Uh, well, I have a migraine. Yeah.

But what what do you suggest?

You can decide.

I can decide?

Sadly, I don't have paracetamol,

but I've got some f*cking great acid.

We can get

off our f*cking t*ts together.

- Yep.

- You want some?

Come on then.

f*ck! I have to go home.

I just remembered.

Huh?

I My dog can't be left.

- You have a dog?

- Yeah!

No way! Damn, that's so nice!

I love animals.

Let's go back to yours then.

We'll do it there.

Whoo!

Let's go, Tore!

Let's fly!

Whoo! Let's go!

No, but

Hey! Hello, you.

- Oh, you're so lovely!

- Should we do it, then?

Yeah, just fix a little tea. Come on.

Yeah, but I feel like

I'm not in a tea mood.

- I think we should just do it.

- Yeah, just fix some tea.

Oh! Hey! Coochie coo!

- No more, huh?

- No.

Then you'll never come back.

Drink.

Are you nervous?

Hello?

Are you going for it, or

Tore!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad!?

Tore?

Dad!

Dad!

Daddy!

I love you, love you,

love you, love you