01x03 - There's No Way I'd Believe That

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Bad-Mouth Box

This time there are three submissions!

Shibe Makoto took baths

with his mother until junior high.

how cute lmao

junior high!

ew srsly?

Shibe-kyun lol

Katagiri Yuichi once didn't

take a bath for a week.

bath again?

nasty lol

how dirty lol

crying poor tears

Actually, Sawaragi Shiho

has had plastic surgery.

Of course the plastic surgery

one's a lie, right Shiho?

So what if it is true?

If I'd had plastic surgery,

would you still have liked me?

Would we even have become friends?

Th-That's not

If you liked someone of the opposite

sex who had plastic surgery

Well, I doubt that would

destroy the friendship, too.

I don't think that's the case.

Friendship is even more

calculating than romance.

Oh?

People make friends to have fun together,

to stop getting bullied, to get money

You don't want a friendship

that has no advantages!

Right.

While there is unconditional love,

there's no such thing as

an unconditional friendship.

Fifth Period

Oh? There's only one submission this time.

But this one's a real doozy.

Kokorogi Yutori engaged in

compensated dating in junior high.

Friendship

thief

parent and child crooks

Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That

Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That

Wow! As your teacher, I'm shocked!

Who would've guessed that Yutori-chan

went on compensated dates in junior high?

W-Why? Why did you do this, Shiho-chan?!

No! It wasn't me! I didn't write it!

Liar! Shiho-chan, you're

the only one who knew!

Yutori did compensated dating?

You mean, she sold her body to adult men?

For someone who isn't a virgin,

you sure seem innocent.

Shibe!

What the hell are you doing, Tenji?!

Shut the hell up. Don't say another word!

Yuichi, can you look after Kokorogi-san?

Y-Yeah, but

I don't know what I can do for her.

Don't be stupid. Just keep her company.

Kokorogi

Yuichi, you really are a sinful man.

Let's give Kokorogi-san some

space until she calms down.

Y-Yeah.

It looks like you're in the middle of

something, but here are the results!

Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?

Shibe Makoto

Sawaragi Shiho

Katagiri Yuichi

Kokorogi Yutori

Mikasa Tenji

that's acceptable

lol

How much do you charge?

I can help if you're

in trouble, little girl

I'll become your

savior, Yutori-chan

she did it lol

support

we need photo proof

I'd totally compensate Yutori-chan

she does look so innocent lol

I'm getting kinda excited

heavy breathing

serves you right

hilarious lol

you can call me daddy

more deets plz

Makes sense, given that Yutori-chan

was the only one bad-mouthed.

Oh? And the comments are all unspeakable!

5th place

Katagiri Yuichi

Move 1 space

1st place

Kokorogi Yutori

Move 5 spaces

5th place

Sawaragi Shiho

Move 1 space

5th place

Shibe Makoto

Move 1 space

5th place

Mikasa Tenji

Move 1 space

Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)

Shiho

Yutori

Yuichi

Shibe

Tenji

13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen

9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen

8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen

7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen

5 spaces - 700,000 yen

You're all spread out now,

so look here to see your positions.

Let's review the rules, too.

If anyone reaches the goal,

you all win the game,

+ 400,000 yen

and you each get a 400,000 yen prize.

+ 1,000,000 yen

Those who clear without reaching

the goal get an additional one million reward.

+ 1,400,000 yen

But remember what I said?

In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, the first person

to reach the goal will suffer a massive loss.

All of the debt gained during the game

will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.

Whoever reaches the goal takes on all

of the debt everyone else got during the game.

All of the debt gained during the game

will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.

Debt

For example, if someone

reached the goal now,

four of you would get a

1.4 million yen reward.

+ 1,400,000 yen

Shiho-sama alone would

receive everyone else's debt,

and after subtracting the 400,000 reward,

would be left carrying 5.5 million in debt.

But for right now, it looks like you're more

worried about something besides debt.

Are you okay, Kokorogi?

Y-Yuichi

Yeah?

I really, really needed the money.

The bullying now doesn't compare

to what happened in junior high.

Every day, they did horrible things to me,

but I didn't want to cause

any trouble for my mom,

so I just put up with it,

and kept going to school.

My friends abandoned me.

My teacher wouldn't help at all, either.

But I did find one way

to stop the bullying.

There was only one way

to stop the bullying

You're so cute.

We're friends, aren't we?

We're great friends.

I'm your friend, yeah?

Yeah!

I could give them money.

The people who always

did horrible things to me

would smile when I gave them money.

They'd treat me nicely.

Money's the only thing that protected me!

Kokorogi You

I really needed money,

but I didn't get enough allowance.

I tried to think of a way to earn money

And then, I realized

At first, he just wanted to talk,

but soon, he started taking me to dinner,

and then karaoke

and then cosplay, but that's something

I'd always liked, anyway

Then, he wanted to take pictures

of me in an outfit he liked.

But, I mean, taking pictures of

cosplay is totally normal, right?

And then Then, he said,

"I want to touch you."

I want to touch you

Just touching?

Yeah, just touching.

Have I ever lied to you?

I guess not.

So it's okay, right?

dark past

private photo session

costume play lol

she did it on camera lol

that clears it up

I want to touch you too

Daddy's here lol

Kokorogi

And then, you

No, I was okay. I got scared

partway through and ran away.

Now, that's not believable

at all, Yutori-chan.

un-virgin

old content

obscene

give me back my purity!

how about for 5 big ones?

you were such an adult, Yutori-chan lol

what a b*tch lol

that's dark

no way

was her testimony

trash

un-virgin lol

disappointed!

you did it, right?

compensated dating sucks lol

un-virgin

I-It's the truth!

I did compensated dating,

but I never went that far with it!

I overestimated you, Yutori-chan

no point making excuses now

sigh, guess she was that kind of girl

Yuichi! Believe me, Yuichi!

I-I'm still a virgin! Yuichi!

If you abandon me, too,

I'll be all alone.

A girl's virginity

Do you think it's important, Senpai?

The only people who get upset about that

are stupid virgins themselves.

Well, I am half-joking

Half?

In general, for both men and women,

the more "immaculate" someone is,

the more they fixate on others' filth.

An immaculate human?

Put simply, humans who convince

themselves that they aren't dirty.

Shocking Accusation!

Prefectural Assembly Member

Caught On Compensated Date

Used an online dating site to

They live pure and righteous lives,

Kato

18m ago

Is it fun to be alive?^^

Yoppi

26m ago

Are you insane?

and see people who can't do

that as aberrations,

as filth, and as unforgivable.

give me my money!!

scam artist

you better GTFO!!

Humans who have never once

stepped out of line in their lives,

and who convince

themselves they never will,

can't forgive the smallest

mistake in others.

Ultimately, whether or not

he can forgive or believe her

will depend on how aware he is

of his own impurity.

Kokorogi, it isn't about

whether or not I believe you.

No matter what happened to you

in the past, I'll never leave you.

Y-Yuichi?

Aw!

Because I

And so

hype!!

what?

don't show off

whoa!

what's with the good vibes between those two?

unforgivable!

huh? what? what the heck?

so popular

I give up

totally unforgivable!!

did they kiss?

Sorry for saying something so weird.

But maybe now you'll believe me

when I say I won't leave you.

squeak

Huh? What, what?!

Was that a love confession?

I couldn't hear it!

Given the context, it appeared so,

but it may have been

something entirely different.

Either way, one thing is totally clear now.

He wasn't fazed at all.

He forgave Kokorogi Yutori.

In other words, Katagiri Yuichi

is aware that he is impure.

There must be something in his past

Can you keep going, Kokorogi?

Yeah.

As long as you stay with me, Yuichi.

Okay, I will.

But right now, I want to stay

far away from Shiho-chan.

Wh-Why?! I told you, it wasn't me!

Maybe so. I want to believe that's true

But right now I just can't.

Sawaragi-san. It can't be helped.

But, still

Did you really know about all that?

Well, yeah.

Not everything, but I did know about it.

Shortly after we got into high school,

I saw Yutori surrounded by some

students from another school.

Obviously, I defended her.

But right when I tried

to take Yutori and run

one of them said

She ain't worth protecting.

A chick like that'll do anything for cash.

I was worried, so I asked,

and she told me she did

compensated dating in junior high.

I didn't want to dig any deeper,

and promised I wouldn't tell anyone.

I asked if she wanted to be friends.

I never break my promises to my friends!

I know. Even when you were little,

you were the same way.

Mikasa-kun

You've always been

straightforward and honest,

and you always put your friends first.

I believe you.

Thank you for believing me, Tenji-san!

No problem!

We're childhood buddies.

I know you better than anyone!

Yeah.

Wow!

Everything's getting messy

in so many ways!

It is.

And it turns out we do have one.

"One" what?

A human who's deliberately trying to destroy

the friendships in this group, of course.

Maybe that one didn't start the Tomodachi Game

to bury the others in debt.

The true goal might be to destroy

the friendships between the five of them.

No

In that case, do you think

Shibe's the most suspicious?

He was obviously jealous of the relationship

between Yuichi-kun and Shiho-chan,

and now he's off sulking all by himself.

He certainly does appear to be wealthy,

so he would probably prioritize love

and friendship over money.

Right?

And the next most suspicious

one is Tenji-kun.

It looks like he didn't know about

Yutori-chan's compensated dating,

but I bet he did know that

Shiho-chan likes Yuichi-kun,

and that she'd had plastic surgery before.

If you think about it from that perspective,

isn't there someone who's

even more suspicious?

Huh? Even more suspicious?

Oh!

It's Shiho-chan!

She knew about the compensated dating,

her own time dating Tenji-kun,

and of course, her own

feelings for Yuichi-kun.

Yeah. It's possible to bad-mouth

yourself on a bad-mouth card.

In that case, Shiho-chan is

the most suspicious after all.

Conversely, if you think about

what happened in the first game,

we can't let Katagiri Yuichi

off the hook yet.

Either way, it seems like

Yutori-chan is the most unlikely,

especially after all that crying.

Break

Break

Break

Break

Break!

Break!

You'll break into pieces!

That's why I stole the two million yen.

Independent Study!

Hey, guys. You all turned in

your class trip fee, right?

Oh, really?

That's so crazy!

Hey, everyone!

It's independent study time, not free time!

Can't you be a little quieter?

Who cares?

You're the loudest one here, Sawaragi.

Huh? Quit nitpicking,

or I'll beat you up!

You already did.

I need to hurry over to the teachers' room.

Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope

Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho

Hey, Shiho.

Huh?

Matsuda-sensei's calling for you.

You need to go to the third floor

multimedia room now.

Huh? That's totally

in the opposite direction.

Right now?

It sounds like it.

Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope

Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho

Class Trip Fund

Sawaragi

Oh, well.

I won't be gone long.

Sawaragi

Sawaragi

Itami

Hey, man, would you let me

copy your math homework?

Huh? Ask Katagiri. You're friends, right?

Yuichi? No way.

He's been working his butt off. Look at him.

You wouldn't wanna wake him up, would you?

Fine, then. Here.

Math

Oh! Thank you!

Hey, guys! I need to concentrate!

Don't talk to me!

No one was gonna, trust me.

Ow, ow, ow

Sorry, Kokorogi-san.

No, it was my fault.

Oh!

Kokorogi-san, are you okay?

Y-Yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry about me!

Um, did you see?

You did, didn't you?

I've been drawing manga.

I don't have ambitions to

become a pro, or anything.

I just have a really active imagination,

and I wanted to try drawing

it out, since I love manga.

I was keeping it a secret, but now you know.

Oh, sorry! I talk too much.

Were you doing something?

Sawaragi

It's okay. I'm already done.

Oh, you're bleeding near your eye!

I-I'm sorry! My fountain pen went flying

and must have cut you.

You'd better get it treated

or it might leave a scar.

It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.

Oh, man. What a nasty

face you're making, Shibe!

When you found out the girl you like had

plastic surgery, did you lose interest?

Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?

Shibe Makoto

Sawaragi Shiho

Katagiri Yuichi

Kokorogi Yutori

Mikasa Tenji

no kidding

is she that desperate to be popular?

say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol

plastic surgery, of course

she would, wouldn't she?

she left them in the dust

that's just sad

Shiho-samaaa

Well, she did get plastic surgery,

but it wasn't cosmetic.

She had to do it to cover the

facial scar she got in junior high.

I'm the only one who knows the truth.

Actually, Sawaragi Shiho

has had plastic surgery.

Bad-Mouth

Actually, Sawaragi Shiho

has had plastic surgery.

And the person who wrote that, of course,

is me.

It's not just that, either.

I know it all. Everything.

Did you see the TV drama?

Oh, I haven't seen it,

so don't spoil anything.

See you later.

Bye!

Because I was always watching.

Sawaragi

Itami

I know where you kept

your spare locker key

An anti-theft alarm?

Thanks! I'll keep it on my bag.

Because I was always listening.

That's why That's why I

I had to start compensated dating

Don't worry. I promise to keep it a secret.

Even private conversations

Oh, is that a cut?

You'd better treat it or it'll leave a scar.

Take those off and show me.

Yeah, that's definitely a cut.

My fountain pen went flying

and must have cut you.

You'd better get it treated.

It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.

Yeah, maybe.

Break Break Break

Shiho-chan's relationships

will all break into pieces!

And when you're left alone, all by yourself,

I'll say sweet things to you.

And then, Shiho-chan, how will you react?

What will you say to me then?

Just imagining it makes me makes me so

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