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01x05 - Out For Blood

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Titletown High". Aired: August 27, 2021.*
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Explores the lives of teens at Valdosta High School in Valdosta, Georgia as they strive for a balance between athletics, academics, and relationships.

01x05 - Out For Blood

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[dramatic music plays]

[Propst] Sixteen years old is too young

to be dealing with

girlfriend-boyfriend stuff.

Explain to me why

she makes a statement that

"I'm first and football's not first."

She know football come first.

I'm not sure she does.

- [Robin] That's a problem.

- [Propst] That's a problem.

I'm hearing it from teachers

in the hallway,

of how y'all argue all the time.

That will ruin you quicker than anything.

And And it all boils down to your focus.

If that's draining your focus up there,

in the time you get here,

you're thinking about what happened

third period or second period

or in lunch or in the hallway.

So, we just gotta

get this stopped right now

before it gets too volatile.

Now, I'm not gonna stop it.

All I'm telling you is, again,

you cannot be my quarterback and do this.

So, I think you need to sort of

just start backing out of that.

So, with that being said,

Mom, you got anything?

Well, I'm gonna say this here ends now.

I told you never to start it,

'cause you do not have a girlfriend.

- Yes, ma'am.

- You need to be focusing on school.

'Cause last I checked, you did not have

a 100 average in your classes.

So, therefore, you need to be focused.

- Understand?

- Yes, ma'am.

And the conversations stop.

- I told you that before, correct?

- Yes, ma'am.

[Propst] But anyway,

- we're all on the same page, right?

- [Amari] Yes, sir.

[indistinct chatter]

- [Cameka] What's going on?

- [Morgan] He broke up with me over text.

Amari's coaches and mom

all think I'm a distraction to him,

so they made him break up with me.

What do First of all,

what do you mean, you're "a distraction"?

I'm a distraction.

So, you're the reason he

The team isn't winning?

- I guess. That's how they make me feel.

- How

I'm I'm speechless.

It's just He had no, like

He had nothing to do with it.

Like, he was forced to do it.

So, I can't be mad at him.

It just, like, stopped.

I told him I'd support him all season

even though we're broken up

and go to all his games and support him.

So, you would rather

your feelings be hurt,

and you still protect him,

'cause you want to support him?

But this whole while,

your feelings are hurt?

Completely hurt.

But you wanna run

to a football game to protect him,

and show him some support,

when nobody showed you any support?

Nobody was there for you?

[emotional music playing]

I don't wanna hear

any more taking up for him, at all.

I don't care and you know I don't care.

You are wrong.

There's no way possible, Morgan,

you could think that it is okay

to put your feelings down for him.

It's football.

You can't, sweetie. You can't.

[crying] I'm not trying to protect him.

I'm sorry,

but it doesn't make me feel good either.

Okay?

Because somebody's

not winning at football games?

It doesn't feel good.

[melancholy pop song]

Did you ever really care? ♪

Ever really listen to a word I said? ♪

Were you blowing up the phone

Just because you didn't wanna be alone? ♪

Thought we could have been

Thought what we had would be enough ♪

Oh, but it wasn't, oh, no ♪

But it wasn't, oh, no ♪

[phone chimes]

[Amari] If Coach Propst and my mom

didn't tell me to break up,

I wouldn't have broken up.

Of course I'm not just gonna

not love somebody that fast.

She was a good support system.

That was my dawg.

[Beckham] Well, we've got

Houston County this week,

and if the Cats win,

they lock up a playoff spot

and a chance at the Region Championship.

[players and coaches chattering]

- [coach] Alert! Alert!

- Alert.

Blue-dot bunch, storm right plus. Ready?

[Amari] Let's go! Let's go!

[players grunting]

Good, good, good.

Hey, ace fish,

ace fish, ace fish, ace fish.

Step inside that, Sam!

Nice.

Great look. That's a great fricking look.

[Propst] Good! Let's go, let's go!

[Amari] There's always competition

when you have another quarterback,

so I gotta do what I gotta do.

I wanna be playing.

[Sutton] That's it. Right there.

- [Sutton blows whistle] That's right!

- Roger, Roger, Roger, Roger!

[Sutton] Don't throw it left.

[Sutton blows whistle]

Sam, learn the plays!

[player grunts]

[Propst] I think he's trying.

He's doing everything he can do.

I think there's a lot of pressure on him.

I think that,

you can say what you want to him,

when you break up

with a girlfriend the first time

We can sit there 'cause you and I

are older. We been through that.

But with a 16-year-old kid,

it's just different.

Then Mom's going hard on him,

we're hard on him,

so he's getting it from both ends.

[coach] Go. Sam, back.

[Sutton] No, Sammy!

Get out! Get the frick out!

[Moody] How's Sam coming?

Ah I mean, he's not better than Amari.

I mean, this game is

a two-game swing for us.

I mean, Lee County is

a distant memory until we

- We gotta get through Houston first.

- Yes, sir.

Just gonna boil down with y'all now,

based on how bad you wanna play,

and how bad you want it on Friday night.

Everyone's talking about next week's game.

Hell, I ain't worried

about next week's game.

We gotta win this one.

This is the game you gotta win.

How we handle the trip,

and how bad we want a home playoff game,

and how bad we want to play

for a State Championship,

based on how you approach

Friday night at Freedom Field.

[commentator] Valdosta comes to Houston

with a record of three and three.

A big win tonight

would put them in the GHSA playoffs

and potentially a matchup

for the Region Championship

next week with Lee County.

No matter what, play the next play.

Whether it's good, whether it's bad,

no matter what happens,

play the next play. Okay?

Let's go!

Get it, get it, get it!

Amari Jones takes the shotgun snap,

drops straight back,

throws a deep ball in the end zone.

It's caught by Aalah Brown,

and that's a Wildcat touchdown!

[coach] Way to get us in the end zone!

- Great job by Amari Jones.

- Attaboy.

[Morgan] I feel like coaches

need to stay out of kids' business.

I ain't did nothing wrong.

So, I'm kinda hurt

for the fact he broke up with me.

What a throw! What a fricking throw!

[commentator] The Cat defense

has been strong all night,

forcing another field goal try

for Houston County.

Field goal! Field goal!

Houston County kick is up and it's good.

That makes your score Valdosta 10,

Houston 6 going into halftime.

That's the deal the Wildcats have lost,

is the toughness part.

That's what everybody's talking about.

What everyone

in the whole state's talking about.

How we're not

a tough football team anymore.

We're finna find out.

We're fixing to find out.

[commentator]

And the second half is underway

as Houston kicks to the Wildcats.

You got to win leverage on this.

Don't try to do too much, okay?

Wildcats look good so far.

Let's see if we can keep

the momentum going.

Amari Jones takes the shotgun snap,

drops straight back,

throws a deep ball over the middle.

It's caught by Sherman.

Sherman goes up, strong hand,

pulls that ball down. What a catch!

Let's see if Jones

can take 'em on in the end zone.

Hands it to Chris Wolfe up the middle.

He's in the end zone,

and that's a Wildcat touchdown!

Move. Let's go!

Had a little fun there now,

a lot of fun right there!

Good job!

I dunno what was said or done at halftime,

but these adjustments are paying off.

These Cats are on fire!

[Propst] Mm-mmm. Not bad, though.

Jones takes the shotgun snap,

drops straight back,

looks over the middle.

Got a wide open receiver in the middle.

That's Aalah Brown,

and he walks into the end zone.

And that's another Wildcat touchdown!

Talk about choose your poison.

This sh*t's too easy!

Aalah right down the middle,

nice pass and catch.

Of course,

the game after I break up with Morgan,

I go 13 for 14,

with about 250 yards

and throw two touchdowns.

Coach, he just, like,

"See what not having a girlfriend

does for you?"

It looked like he was right.

And that'll do it from Houston County

with a 31 to 14 win,

but more importantly,

going to 2 and 0 in the Region,

and headed towards

another State Championship.

[Propst] I told you, I been telling you!

The best team in the state of Georgia

is sitting right here!

Next week, I promise

you'll see me happy-as-hell when we win.

When we go on the road

We beat a team

like Lee County, on the road,

that will prove to everybody in the state

that we're the team to beat.

Hey, get your partner

and you split a pizza.

Bus One first!

[players chattering]

- [Lenley] Can I talk to you?

- [woman] Yeah, what's going on?

Yesterday,

I texted Grayson and I was, like,

"Hey, I got invited to Sweet Sixteen,

do you wanna go?"

And he was, like,

"No, I don't really care."

Kind of saying it was stupid or whatever.

So I was, like, "I'll just tell her no."

Then, like, 30 minutes later, he texts me.

He's like,

"I just got invited to Sweet Sixteen."

And he was like,

"Do you care if I just go with Sam?"

And so, I got all upset,

and he was kind of

turning it on me, acting like

"Like, why are you mad about this?

It's not a big deal."

He should have considered

your feelings there, one.

Because to me,

if you're boyfriend-girlfriend,

you should go to a dance

- with your boyfriend-girlfriend.

- That's what I'm saying.

I kinda told him

I was like, "It just seems

like you're wanting to be single."

What did he say to that?

He was like,

"No. Like, it's not like that.

I just thought

it would be fun to go with Sam."

And I was like,

"But that's really not how it works."

Guys, and girls probably do it, too

But I think sometimes in relationships,

a person will do what they want to do,

then act stupid after the fact.

Like, "Oh, I didn't know."

And it's 'cause they're just

wanting to do what it is they want to do.

Yeah.

And, I think, you know, Grayson knows,

obviously, that you like him,

and I think that sometimes

people will take advantage of that.

I just don't wanna make it seem

like he can just run over me,

and I'm just gonna be okay with it.

Nothing ever works long-term

if there's not mutual respect.

Yeah.

There's no reason to be with someone

that treats you poorly.

Pretty sure practice

is not gonna be crazy today.

Boy, you're crazy.

Gonna be full pads, all gas, no brakes.

Where's Amari?

Don't be doing Amari like that, for real.

[Grayson] You got Amari

to come sit over here?

He's sitting right next to you.

- I'm just playing.

- We just playing.

- I don't wanna be by him.

- [Grayson] We gotta talk about sh*t.

[Morgan] I don't wanna talk

about anything.

[Grayson] Why?

He's so fricking aggravating

and stupid, like [groans]

[Grayson] What happened?

I don't wanna talk about it,

'cause I'm ready to go off on him.

[indistinct announcement over PA]

I'm leaving.

No, you not, bruh. Where are you going?

- I'm not sitting near her.

- Then sit here. She's gone.

Seeing Amari around school

after we broke up was heartbreaking.

On the outside, I'm a tough person

'cause I hold in a lot of stuff,

but, like,

in the inside I'm just, like, crashed out.

Like, I don't know.

[Peak] What did you do to her?

Honestly. I saw her

posting about you the other day.

- It's not crazy. What happened to y'all?

- Yeah.

- We broke up, what you mean?

- Why y'all broke up?

She was a distraction.

You still had them females up in the A.

That's not why we broke up.

I swear to God,

that's not why we broke up.

When I broke up with Morgan,

everybody was telling me

that, you know, I made her cry.

I mean, that hurt me inside,

'cause I still love the girl.

But I gotta be a G about it.

You're gonna have to play a lot of kids.

I mean this

We have to be careful with substitutions.

If we're gassed in the fourth quarter,

we won't beat 'em.

Dunno if our kids

can handle what we're doing right now.

[rapping on table]

I don't know.

I mean, I dunno what else to do.

I mean, we're not there yet,

and we're tired.

The Valdosta Wildcats

won their last three contests,

and this week

they will play for the Region title.

Valdosta hits the road to meet Lee County.

A win would give Rush Propst

his 300th career victory.

Everybody up!

[Propst] This is my sixth school.

Going into this season, I won 295 games

in 30 years, so, you know,

I'll be going for 300.

[Beckham] Rush Propst is so egocentric

that everything he does

goes around winning football games.

[Propst] Back it up!

Fifteen! Overtime kick!

It's about getting it to a height

of greatness again.

[man] They're building a tradition

in Lee County.

They've won, I believe,

two consecutive region titles.

Winning the region will assure us

a home field advantage for the playoffs.

Hopefully,

every game leading up to the state title.

[man 2] As far as

the Lee County game is concerned,

these kids are out for blood

when they both get on the field.

- [player] 1, 2, 3!

- Defense!

- 4, 5, 6!

- Valdosta!

Hey!

- [Malia] Is Grayson about to come over?

- [Lenley] Yeah.

Just make sure that he doesn't try to

If he tries to make you feel bad for it,

don't, like, crack.

Like, keep your points

and make sure you get

what you need to get.

Grayson and I, we never really

understand each other in texts,

because we always get confused

and don't know what each other means.

And so, he was like,

"Can we just talk in person about this?

Like, it'll make it so much easier."

- [Malia] Hey, guys!

- Smells good in here.

- Is that Malia?

- Yeah.

- I'm leaving.

- Okay. I gotta go.

[Grayson] Where'd I put my phone?

So, why are you mad about the dance?

- Explain why

- As if I didn't explain this enough.

Okay, I need you to explain it.

I'mma be straight with you.

You sent me a very long paragraph,

and I had 30 seconds to read it

while I was peeing in the bathroom,

and then I had to go.

Why can't I go to the dance with Sam?

Because! I didn't say you couldn't.

I said I wanted to go,

and you don't wanna go with me.

But I do wanna go.

And, like, last night you seemed like

I was really getting to you.

- Like, really, really bad.

- Yeah, really was.

Because I asked you,

and you acted like you didn't care.

Like, "I don't really care,

it's stupid anyways."

I don't really care.

Then Sam was put in,

like, "It does sound"

Yeah! Sam came along, you're, like,

"Yeah, I wanna go with him!"

That's not what you seemed mad about.

You seemed mad 'cause you think

I'm trying to seem single.

Yeah, because you are.

You know how bad that looks on me?

Like, do you realize how that looks bad?

You only go with your guy friends

if you don't have a date.

No, you go with your guy friends

if you already had a plan.

And you didn't think

about how that was gonna look?

Going with Sam?

Having a girlfriend

and not going with her,

and just going with the boys.

I don't even want to go anymore.

You think I wanna go? No.

Then don't go!

Well, you're not going just with Sam, so

You can go on Zoey's guest list, too.

She said, "You and Lenley

wanna go to Sweet Sixteen together?"

- I'm already on the list.

- You're going?

Whose list are you on?

[bleep]

Okay. I already told you this,

because you didn't tell me

that you were already on the list.

What do you need to say?

I don't want you riding with her.

What's so bad about me riding with Zoey?

- Listen

- It's not.

That feels, like, very demanding.

- It is really demanding.

- It's so demanding.

- I don't want you riding with her.

- Why?

'Cause everyone thinks

there's something going on with y'all.

You always ride together in the morning.

- Yeah. She takes me to school.

- And I know

that she probably talks [bleep]

in that car, doesn't she?

No, she doesn't, Lenley.

- She doesn't?

- She has nothing against our relationship.

- You expect me to stop riding with her?

- Yep.

Okay. Okay.

[Beckham] We're headed to play Lee County

for the Region Championship,

with a lot on the line.

If we can pull this win out,

then we'll have home field advantage

throughout the playoffs,

which is an easier path

to that State Championship game.

[Grayson] So how does Sweet Sixteen work?

Uh, for you? I'm honestly not sure.

- Yeah, Lenley yelled at me about that.

- Why?

That girl's getting pissed at me,

because I was on someone else's list.

I literally asked

if you wanted me to put Lenley on my list.

You were like, "She doesn't wanna go!"

- She didn't wanna go.

- Is she gonna go now?

She didn't wanna be on your list.

What's all the animosity between y'all?

There is none.

- Yes there is, clearly.

- When? Where?

- She doesn't want me to ride with you.

- Where's the animosity Well

- Okay, then.

- I wonder why?

- [Grayson] Well, that's crazy though.

- Hmm.

It's, like, two girls dying to be with me.

It's, like, the best fighter wins.

Who is dying to be with you?

Whoever is dying to be with you is stupid.

I feel like

I had to be here earlier today.

I gotta go, bro.

I gotta go, too, bro.

[Sherman] Hey, let's go to work, bruh.

You hear me, bruh? Let's go.

Hey, let's go, bruh.

I want Lee County a*s though, bruh.

Let's go! Four minutes! Weight room.

- This them boys from Lee County.

- [indistinct chatter on phone]

Man, we fixing to whip your a*s Friday.

He said my name, bruh.

- Sherm? You sure?

- He said my name.

He said it like that.

Because sh*t gonna be ugly.

Gonna be the ugliest battle in the world.

Say he gonna put the quarterback

on a stretcher, bruh.

That's the problem right there.

They wanna be on they phones.

- I never

- They should be practicing.

I never saw nobody record themselves

and talk about what they're gonna do.

After we beat them,

I'm gonna post, "What this is about?"

Yeah, I wanna do that.

- "What this about?"

- Yeah, I wanna do that one, too. Yeah.

- Whatever!

- [Sherman] Lee talk trash every year.

Just seeing that, just seeing 'em

talk trash about the Wildcats,

it kind of did something to us.

No, I don't do

no type of Internet talking.

I just handle my business.

- Listen up.

- [coach] Yo! Yo!

Now, I don't mind saying this on camera.

I don't mind saying it.

I went to Lee County, on purpose,

to watch 'em work out,

two days before I got hired.

And they do it right.

But, here's the difference.

They don't act

like you're supposed to act.

If one of you did

what one of them did on social media,

I would suspend you for the game.

Do your talking

with your headgear and shoulder pads.

And I expect us

to play the very best game of the year.

- ["Into the Wild" by Red Means Run plays]

- Twisted metal, concrete, steel ♪

Can you blame me for the way I feel? ♪

We're going into the wild ♪

There's trouble out there ♪

You need the heart of the hunter ♪

We were all making jokes on how you should

put Grayson's number on your cheek,

and then I'll put Sam's,

and Morgan, you should just go ahead

and put Amari's on yours.

[clicks tongue]

I think I shouldn't,

because I'm a distraction.

I'm done crying over Amari.

If he thinks I'm a distraction

like coach says, I mean, so be it.

I ain't stressing over it no more.

There's what you're playing for, guys.

That's what you're playing for.

Everybody.

Everybody's playing for that right there.

Don't need nothing to be said. Nothing.

Let's go kick their a*s!

Now let's go! Let's go!

[commentator] Good evening.

Welcome into Lee County

versus Valdosta High School.

[players grunting, chanting]

So, this one again

for the Region Championship

and the number-one seed,

but there's another

big milestone at stake tonight.

Of course, that's for Rush Propst,

who's gonna go for win number 300.

So, a lot on the line tonight here.

It's gonna be taken in the end zone.

We'll see Lee County

go on offense tonight.

Man in the slot comes in motion.

A little flea flicker, gonna throw it,

got a man wide open!

Lee County's

gonna hit an 80-yard touchdown!

And Lee County strikes first.

It's not y'all's fault. There didn't have

enough people in the scrimmage.

It's ill*gal formation.

Officials didn't see it.

Trip A 33! Low!

- g*dd*mn!

- Left side got plenty of running room.

Magwood streaking down the far sideline.

He dives on a 36-yard touchdown run.

Why are we playing so bad?

We're not ready to play.

And the Trojans lead it 13 to nothing,

7:23 left to go in the first quarter.

Third down and ten for the Cats.

Jones gonna hand it

to the first man through.

Got a little bit of running room

on that right side,

and he's gonna get to the sticks,

I believe It's a Valdosta first down.

[Propst] That's 15! Hey, that's 15!

You can't let him tackle us

in the dang equipment over there!

[Amari] Hey, let's go!

Big play here though,

third down and ten for the Cats.

Amari Jones gonna step up,

and he's gonna try to run

for the first down.

He's gonna be brought down short though.

[crowd groaning]

Third and 11.

Basically, I'm a distraction to Amari,

but, I mean, he's playing the same way.

He'll punt this one away

from around his own 20.

Low snap.

They blocked it! It's a blocked punt!

And they're gonna run it in!

It's all Lee County at this point.

Your Cats trail it 20 to nothing.

Atrocious.

[Amari] Motown, Motown!

Amari Jones trying to step up,

just gets the snap off.

He's gonna be sacked.

[players clamoring]

They giving trouble to the quarterback.

He's digging in my eye.

I didn't see it.

- What's going on?

- [crowd boos]

- [aggressive rock music]

- [punches landing]

[referee blowing whistle]

He slugged him!

- He digging in my eye.

- I know. Coach is gonna argue with him.

That's bullcrap!

That's your butt! You!

If y'all are the A crew,

I'd hate to see the B and C crews.

Second and goal from the five.

JuJu's gonna take it in

for the touchdown.

Lee County now, 27 to nothing.

We can't talk right now,

and it's, like, really bothering me,

but, I mean I can get over it.

I'm sad 'cause they're losing

and I know he wants to prove

to his team that he can win without me.

[Amari] I was getting a play, calm down.

I'll beat the [bleep] out his a*s!

He tried to throw the football

and it fell out of his hand!

[bleep] damn it.

Slipped out of his hands,

and they got it. That's a fumble.

I don't know how

you can even possibly do that.

We've come to the end

of the first half of play,

27 to nothing at the half.

Football teaches you to keep battling,

keep fighting back.

It don't always go your way.

Quit all this arguing and screaming

and all that stuff, guys.

Let's go play the game of football

like it's supposed to be played.

[commentator] Well, I know Valdosta.

They don't wanna panic.

You gotta make up 27 points somehow.

[commentator 2] If I'm Propst,

I'm getting with my coaching staff.

We try to muster something.

The way it's been all year long.

It's mistake after mistake after mistake

after mistake after mistake.

Zoey said she was

gonna get back with Grayson.

No, I did not.

[boy] There's rumors about

Zoey and Grayson attending Prom in April.

- Oh my God!

- Yeah.

- Prom?

- I'm giving 'em

- And we're going to Sweet Sixteen?

- Weren't you with him Sunday?

Do y'all date?

[boy] They haven't sealed the deal.

[commentator] Trying to find

some kind of offense.

Look Oh my God!

It's a fumble. It's a fumble.

Lee County gonna pick it up.

Fifty-four-yard fumble recovery

for a touchdown.

That's the worst [bleep] I've ever seen.

Hey!

What did your friend ask you

about Grayson?

- What y'all doing

- I don't know.

I was like, "Beth-Ann, please shut up."

[Morgan] I was just making sure,

just 'cause if y'all was going

I was gonna tag along.

No, I will not be

anywhere with him tomorrow.

You know that's a lie 'cause she said,

"What are y'all doing tomorrow?"

And tomorrow he's gonna be with you.

Yep.

Next time she says [bleep] like that,

I'm gonna cuss her out.

Has Grayson even played yet?

Apparently, he got in.

I dunno, I didn't see.

When did Grayson play?

[announcer] The pass is incomplete.

That's gonna bring up

4th down for Wildcats.

That's why I never [bleep] come to games.

[commentator] Snap.

Again a running play, JuJu McDowell.

There goes JuJu McDowell!

[crowd cheers]

It's a footrace.

JuJu McDowell takes it to the house.

[Zoey] I think they're all mad at me,

for no reason.

I get irritated

when people wanna be like that.

I feel like I'm nice to everyone,

then people have a problem with me.

[commentator] Well, Daryl, Fred,

I think that might just about do it.

Lee County 41, Valdosta 7.

[player] Some boys said all that trash

and they still whupped our a*s.

- [Grayson] We got embarrassed.

- [Sam] Yeah. More than that, bro.

[Amari] It was bad to be a part of,

if you were a Wildcat. It was bad.

[Nelson] This loss to Lee County

was just embarrassing.

It's just not

Not what I came to see tonight.

[commentator] PA announcer just announces

that Dean Fabrizio

just secured his 100th career victory.

Congratulations.

[Propst mumbling] Win 300 ballgames.

[Propst] Embarrassing. Embarrassing.

We needed to win Lee County.

We needed to, so we could get

the number-one seed in the region.

[Aalah] Now we gotta hit the road

after the first round.

Five-hour drives,

six-hour drives, four-hour drives,

like, back to back to back.

And I know it's gonna be

just draining on us.

Hey, Coach.

You gonna have to get better, son.

Lord mercy.

- What's that?

- You gotta get better.

You were just terrible tonight. Terrible.

It ain't all on you,

but it's just not good.

Stop dressing! Everybody up!

Well, there you have it.

Four a*s-whippings in a row,

by Lee County,

who's won the Region now

back to back to back to back.

Look, I've been in

five high school programs

and I've turned all five of 'em around.

Now I'm at a place

that's supposed to be the best one,

and this is the worst one

I've walked into.

There's so many things broke

inside this program,

I can't even start to tell you.

But this right here

is exactly what happens to a program

with a bunch of wannabes.

You're not gonna like me a lot,

I promise you, these next two weeks.

You're not.

And I don't really give a [bleep].

Any questions?

It's a little dream ♪

But it's the little things

That are big in a small town ♪

My kind of living

Ain't made for the city ♪

No, it don't slow down one bit ♪

And all we got is some mom-and-pops ♪

Smoking ribs in a tin-roofed pit ♪

Yeah, I got a few good friends ♪

Yeah, I got a beautiful wife ♪

Yeah, I got a picket fence ♪

Yeah, it's a beautiful life ♪

Where a little bit of money

Goes a long, long way ♪

And a little bit of seed

Makes a whole lot of grain ♪

A little piece of heaven's

Where I'm trying to stay ♪

'Cause yeah, at the end of the day ♪

It's a tire swing by a river stream ♪

That's running down behind my house ♪

Yeah, it's a little dream ♪

But it's the little things

That are big in a small town ♪

Hell yeah