*OFFiCiAL
THERE WAS MEDICAL SUPERVISION DURING THE FILMING
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THE CAST AND CREW.
The army continues to attack on four fronts.
After the fighting in the third fortress, three fighters remain.
3 FIGHTERS REMAIN
Will they be able to change the situation?
THE THIRD FORTRESS - CASTLE UNISUKE
-We're having a good time, aren't we, my lord? Sugar!
-We'll see the Dragon God's Lake. Perfect!
OSHAMU GRAIN, YUKI CHIMERA
-He's coming. I can't wait.
ENOSUKE ICHIKAWA
THE LAKE OF THE DRAGON GOD. PASS THE LAKE BY STEPPING ON THE STONES.
Shall we see how it's done? Start there and come here.
Careful. Yes, like this.
-What a comfort this is! Very good.
He didn't give you a hard time.
As long as the stones don't sink.
-That's right. You're good.
Otherwise, I'd go like this.
You're gonna get your a*s kicked. We're at Takeshi Castle.
-Yeah.
I slept like a baby bird.
Sleep is a good thing.
What?
I'M SORRY.
Him again?
I'm finally a leader...
How?
What's going on?
Hey, guys. Have you seen General Tani?
No, I haven't.
-He was here earlier. Really?
Did he go to another game to play captain? Anyway.
CHIEF KIMURA
Next game is the Dragon God's Lake.
The most famous game in the castle.
It's coming.
Can you make it?
It's going to be slippery with all that water.
Attack!
I'm Nasu, and I'll give you the report from the Lake of the Dragon God.
How many fighters will be able to win?
There's something there.
-Something is lurking in the lake. Who is it? What is it?
That butterfly... It must be Kasuga.
Yes, it's him.
The mermaid is here.
Hi!
THE MERMAID
LAKE OF GOD DRACOU DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 100%
ANDO SHIRASAVA EDITOR OF LIGHTNING MAGAZINE
GO TO THE FINISH LINE BY JUMPING ON ROCKS. IF YOU FALL, YOU LOSE.
He's doing very well.
-He cut his face.
-Cut his face. Oh, man...
CHEWY SASAKI LIGHTNING MAGAZINE EDITOR
Let's go!
Your perception changes somehow when you do the jumps.
-He couldn't stand on the stone. Too bad.
It's a shorter distance, so they tend to jump right.
What matters is picking the right path.
The key is to get past the spots where the rocks are sparsely spaced.
Good luck!
I'll give it my all!
b*llet gone!
Jump into the water.
-She jumped in the water. She was in too much of a hurry.
= SYNC:SSÇÈÂÈÂ
Koga rushed forward at a brisk pace and leaped to a spot without stones.
She fell with force.
TAKAHIRO OGAVA
Ogawa followed. He writes articles about leather jackets
in men's magazines about American culture for 20 years.
I write about leather jackets and boots. Here you go.
-You gonna be okay with these? Sure.
Are they okay? His boots are probably inappropriate.
He writes articles about boots and leather jackets.
He wears his favorites. Boots and a leather jacket worth 260,000 yen.
TAKAHIRO OGAWA
-I'm off! Good luck!
That stone!
-Did he move? No.
-He jumped to the farthest one. Yes, he did.
Everybody does that.
Ogawa chose a route that bypasses the stone-free zone.
I guess it was hard to move in those boots,
and fell into the lake with 260,000 yen worth of clothes and shoes.
I'm dripping.
-Look.
-Nice picture. Yeah.
-Next fighter... Who's that?
I'm gonna finish. Here's how it's done, Takeshi.
It's Tetsuro Degava... No. It's Taa Shimizu who imitates him.
I'll get to the finish line.
TAA SIMIZU IMPERSONATOR
-He's doing a good job with Testuro. -Yes!
-Good. Don't be in a hurry.
-Great! It's dangerous.
-It's dangerous. Okay!
-Be careful! Okay!
-Always that stone! Yes, that one.
I got him.
CANON THE GORGON ATTACKS WITH WATER p*stol
-Is Kasuga sitting there? Yes.
-All the time? Yes.
-He was sh**ting with a water p*stol. He's good!
= SYNC:SSÇÈÂÈÂ
-Are you crazy, Casuga? Sorry, Degava.
Let's go!
YUTAKA KIAN GOLDEN b*mber
-I hope Kian makes it. Good!
-Watch out! Is this stone safe?
This stone! You never know.
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
Too bad!
He sank slower than anyone else.
-Yeah. Not faster than anyone. No.
-It was like being in an elevator. Yeah.
ADD-ON CANAL
We still have an additional rule.
The new rule is, obviously...
That one!
TOGI MACABE
I will hunt down whoever is late!
Makabe!
Takashi's army will hunt you down. It's a tradition.
Two black belt ladies in karate are following.
Awesome! They will move with great skill.
Here's a good opportunity.
Let's go!
MAIKO ARAY - BLACK BELT IN KARATE
There's Makabe.
-He wants to scare her? He's coming.
Is he f*cking too?
He fell in the water.
-His body is... Oh my!
Makabe got involved.
-I lost. It's scary.
-I'm gone! You got it!
RIRIKO KOHINATA BLACK BELT IN KARATE
Oh, good!
-It's fast. Yes, it is.
You can do it!
Makabe!
Perfect!
It's taking too long! How can he catch her?
Both of them together.
Why is he there?
-You almost got through. I'm stuck with the honey.
It was fun that you both fell in together.
You did? I didn't get it.
I knew he was after me, but I didn't change my pace.
= SYNC:SSÇÈÂÈÂ
-Were you afraid he'd catch you? Not at all.
-I ignored him. You ignored him?
-He didn't pay any attention to him. Damn it!
-No! You're afraid of me, aren't you?
No, I'm not. I have a black belt.
I have a black black belt.
He's nice.
Follow
the second winner of the Andorra Ultra Trail,
the world's toughest mountain race.
Really? (laughs)
A top mountain runner, Kenichi Yamamoto.
A mountain runner!
The technique here is similar to that of mountain racing.
I think the mountain and the Dragon God Lake look alike.
I came to see it.
-He said too much, he'll win. Probably.
KENICHI YAMAMOTO
I'm off!
So. You have to be quick.
-Good! He's stable.
What happened? Did he slip?
-No. He screamed.
-I lost. I'm sorry.
-That sucks. You're close. Good job!
Even this top athlete failed to subdue the lake.
= SYNC:SSÇÈÂÈÂ
Will anyone be able to conquer the lake?
There's someone who is ravenous to finish in this game.
EDITORIAL
I've come to try again.
CHIROAKI SINGA OIL COMPANY EMPLOYEE
You're serious?
-After 35 years. He was playing then, too.
I'm Shinga from Simba.
He was 26 years old.
-General Tani is a youth! Great!
I work for a lubricant company.
Hiroaki Shinga participated in the game 35 years ago.
He made it to the finals!
HE LOST IN THE BATTLE OF KARTS 35 YEARS AGO
He made it to the final battle, but lost.
My daughters and my son-in-law.
He came with his family for a second chance.
-Good luck to the Shinga family! Good!
The eldest daughter, Megumi, had participated
in the national school tennis tournament. She'll face Lake first.
MEGUMI ISA
I've got it!
The eldest daughter!
-Did he hurt? He hit his face.
The eldest daughter, her face...
Followed by Midori, the youngest daughter, who joins in to celebrate
her mother's 60th birthday. She wants to impress her.
MINDORI SHINGA
I'm off!
Good luck, second daughter!
This spot... No!
-Why are they jumping there? -Is it because of the load?
-Scary. Awesome.
In the same spot...
They jumped in the same spot. They're sisters.
They're awesome.
= SYNC:SSÇÈÂÈÂ
Megumi fell on the spot where there are no rocks.
Midori also made a spectacular dive.
The family is perfectly timed.
Shall I go now?
Daddy!
-A legend returns 35 years later.
Good luck, Dad!
Nice family.
HIROAKI SINGHA
I got it!
Good luck!
-Dad! He's the best so far.
-He's almost there. He even stepped on a trap stone.
Maybe your momentum will help you keep going.
-That was close. That was close. That was close.
You're almost there.
I f*cking lost!
-He hasn't changed. Great guy.
Determined to get past the first trap stone.
= SYNC:SSÇÈÂÈÂ
But eventually it fell.
Once again, Shinga was defeated by Takeshi Castle.
-Too bad! I'll shut up!
-I couldn't get revenge. I understand.
-Too bad! Too bad!
-Try again. Too bad I lost.
-You were good. Thank you.
No one has crossed the Dragon God Lake.
Three boys from the Boys and Men won the Fighting Award,
because they showed great courage and came very close to the finish line.
It was a close call.
THEY SURVIVED 4
Four fighters who won the Fighting Award
have survived and are still going strong.
Let's go tear down Castle Enoske!
Awesome! The Lake of the Dragon God! My Lord, no one survived
-There is no discrimination. Indeed.
The guy who participated 35 years ago is back.
I was moved.
-He brought his family. Yes.
-That's right. The story of Takeshi Castle.
It's so old, someday someone's gonna come for revenge.
-That's right. "I'll avenge my great-grandfather."
-That'd be great. Yeah.
Throw them all in the lake.
Let's go to the next game. You remember the Rams?
STAY STILL WHILE A GIANT BALL COMES AT YOU.
-The Pins? With Ritsuko Nakayama? You remember.
You have a virtual Ritsuko?
I think Ritsuko is good.
Ritsuko Nakayama presented the Runes,
a famous bowler of the time.
What are the conversions after 34 years?
To talk to them.
It's a lot of work.
SHIGEKI NAKANISHI
-Hi. Hi.
-We're busy now. Really?
-It's called "The Pins."
-I'm 1.63. Well, you're hardly holding on... You're going down!
...balance.
-Is it hard? My knees are bent.
Really? Yeah. So it's tough if it moves even a little bit?
-Don't move me, please. You want me to move you?
No, I don't. No way.
How? Is he shutting me down? What's he doing?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Have you seen a guy with a black cape and a whistle around here?
Over there.
Over there? I don't know which way to go. It's been 34 years since I was here.
-Well, he's over there somewhere. Yeah.
I don't have a choice.
I'm glad to be here.
I'M GLAD TO BE HERE.
This should be fun.
My chosen warriors, you survived.
-Fantastic. He's perfect.
So, the Rams. It's a team game, and you have to help each other.
Nice scene!
Understand?
Attack!
-Go! Go! Go!
PEAKS OF DIFFICULTY: 72%
A huge bowling ball falls on you. If you stay upright, you win.
You're screwed if you're the first horn.
If you stay on your feet to the end, and overcome your fear.
of the ball coming at you, you finish.
-Must be scary. Yeah.
Who's that?
There she is!
-Kyoko Hamaguchi! Yes!
KYOKO HAMAGUCHI, FORMER FREE WRESTLER.
Takeshi Castle!
-The Rams! Oh, she's here.
Are you ready?
-He'll get away again. He will.
The doll...
THE BATTLE OF NAOMI CASTLE
The Dolls,
he had escaped and ignored the rules. He's here again!
This will not end peacefully!
It's not fair!
I want to introduce you to someone.
My dear dad.
Animal Hamaguchi will be our special guest.
-Fantastic! -Great!
-We love Kyoko. Kyoko!
There's her father.
Let's shout our fighting spirit ten times. Let's go!
Fighting spirit!
Fighting spirit!
They're awesome!
ANIMAL HAMAGUCHI FORMER WRESTLER
All right! All right!
-They're great. -Great.
In the first round we have these ten pins.
The coed team has fought in all the battles so far.
The other team playing tennis has a top coach.
-They can help each other. Yes.
-We're gonna have a great time! Let's go!
I'm sorry about number one.
FIRST BOLE - 10 TOPS
I'll push hard. Start the ball rolling!
Roll!
-Go left. Don't stop!
He went out to the side. Lucky them.
Only one horn fell.
MINAMI SUDO
SECOND BOLE - 9 PEAKS
-I'll aim for number 1. Okay.
-He can sh**t twice. Yes, sir.
It's gone!
Come on!
-Okay. He's not going straight.
-The horn back there, it fell off by itself. It fell off!
No way!
How dare you?
Look!
KOTARO AIZABA
I'm out.
HIROMI OKAZAKI
Eat them, boys!
DAISUKE CHURUOKA
THIRD BOLE - 6 PEAKS
Let's go!
Does she decide how many ba*ls to throw?
In the corns, Kyoko throws the ball and makes the rules.
THE BATTLE OF NAOMI CASTLE
In the Dolls, it was out of control.
Kyoko can throw the ball as many times as she feels like it.
You're out!
-It's not fair! It's not fair.
It was only supposed to be two shots.
THIRD BALL - 6 TOPS
-Let's go! It's not fair!
Let's go!
Get them!
It's not fair that he can sh**t as many times as he wants.
She goes to number one.
MIGIOUKO ISAKA
Two pins down!
I'll leave the rest to you.
NAOAKI YAMAMOTO
I don't understand why the players don't complain about the injustice.
Come on!
Number 3, did you say "Come on"?
I like that style.
FOURTH b*llet - 4 TOPS
I'll be relentless again.
-Let's go! Come on!
Let's see you!
-All right! Come on!
-Let's go! Come on!
What's going on? How's this game gonna end?
Don't stop!
Seriously, how do you stop this?
Roll!
Number 3!
KEITA ISAAC BEACH TENNIS
He got me!
Surrender!
Let those three win.
-We want them to win. That's the right thing to do.
Next. Number 2.
He's going on.
Why is that?
Three pins left. Are they going to give in too?
-I hope there's one left standing. Yes.
-I hope so. Good luck.
-Airi! Hang on!
FIFTH BOLE - 3 PEAKS
-I'll hit 2, then 4 and 8. Whatever you say.
Seriously, can he keep sh**ting?
-That's brutal. I agree.
Has this game always been like this?
-Don't stop! It's going well.
He's gonna hit them!
-Awesome! Yeah!
Hold on! He did it!
-Now he'll stop. Yes, he can't!
Only a devil would keep it up.
He's crying. The rule is very unfair.
What's your name, number 8?
Mitchan!
Dad, Mitchan is a star!
Fantastic.
You won the battle against the Hamaguchi family!
WATCH
Finally, it's over.
Finally, it's stopped. Number 8.
Mitsan!
-Congratulations! Thank you.
MITSUHIRO OGAWA
He's handsome!
You're very sensitive. How was it?
The others were losing,
I had to stay strong and win for all of us.
The two pins in front were students.
Back then, the game sucked.
Look at his shirt. He must have boiled in there.
It's a snot. It's like it came out of the Lake of the Dragon God.
He did.
Let's go to the ten pins of the second round.
A bunch of bartenders led by brawny lchikawa.
People on the inside, working on the bikes, wearing the appropriate clothes.
FIRST ROUND - 10 PINS
Take them all at once. Show us how strong you are.
-Number 1... sh**t center, in the bull's-eye.
All right!
On the bull's-eye!
Here it comes, you knuckleheads!
"Hollowheads.
-Don't stop!
-Number 1. Oh, boy! He got them.
-He didn't fall. He fell.
Okay. Okay.
Why did I fall? I didn't get hit.
KINA SIMANDA
SECOND BOLE - 8 PEAKS
Which number should we sh**t? Three?
All right!
-The front pins don't stand a chance. None.
Keep going!
-No! Stay there.
Keep going!
-Number 3 is still standing. Yes, the beast.
-Amazing. He hit on purpose.
He ate me.
TAKAO AOKI
But it was fun.
It was fun, he says. That's a good one.
THIRD BOLE - 7 PEAKS
Number 3 was very good. He took the hit.
Faster.
Keep going!
-Look here. I got it!
-They're trying to lean on each other. I did it!
The ball came at me.
AKITOMO AMY
I couldn't do anything.
He's right.
FOURTH BALL - 4 TOPS
-Get them all. Okay.
Is that the fourth shot?
That's good.
-That's a good one. Keep going.
Hit!
They're all down!
-You got them! I won!
Why did he get them all?
The game is unfair.
THEY'RE ALL GONE!
You all lost!
That "You all lost" sounds like crap.
And now the third and final inning.
Yutaka Kian is an important horn.
BMK, the band of the younger members of Boys and Men, also play,
the boys who did well at the Dragon God Lake.
Fighting spirit!
So. Some decades ago, there was a "Takeshi Castle."
A RERELEASED SPEECH BY KIKI ABOUT THE CASTLE AND DREAMS
There were some people who wanted to go there, but didn't.
Their dream came true, and today they are here.
Those people are here.
What is he talking about?
I used to see Takeshi Castle and I loved it.
And now I'm in the castle with my dad.
-Now the dream is coming true. It's a dream.
Life is a dream! Make your dreams come true.
It's nice that Kyoko Hamaguchi caught this story.
Make your dreams come true!
They'll die of heat.
Enough talk. Let's get started.
IUTAKA KIAN
My feet hurt.
The Hamaguchi's speech is fiery, but it was shot in the middle of August.
In these uniforms, the fighters are losing their strength.
They want to get it over with.
FIRST BOLE - 10 PEAKS
All right, all right. Here we go. First, number one.
-I'll sh**t in the center. I'm scared!
Here we go.
I'm scared!
He's gonna hit Kean.
-He's too light. Kian!
He k*lled them all in one hit?
-He's gonna hit Qian. Good luck, Qian!
-He's too light. Kian!
-Did he get them all with one hit? He hit the center.
Too many fell.
With her best shot so far, Kyoko knocked down six pins at once.
I apologize.
YUTAKA KIAN
I couldn't stay on my feet.
As a referee, I have to say that that shot was foul!
GADHARA SUZUKI (50) REFEREE
SECOND BOLE - 4 TOPS
Next, number 2.
-He's mad. -He's funny.
Dad, you're up.
-Let's go! Let me see you!
They're ready.
-Don't stop. Come on!
They're all gonna fall.
-Number 8 and number 9! I had them all written off.
Number 8 and number 9!
-Perfect. You got two, Dad!
Are they gonna feel sorry for them?
The legend. I'm disappointed.
RYTO SIMIZU
Okay.
The worst has happened. They shot eight pins with only two shots.
I'm going to go see them.
Two more BMK members are standing.
KIOSUKE KOMETANI
KENOSUKE MATSUOKA
Will the game end here? Will they survive?
That will be decided by Kyoko, who has a weakness for handsome men.
So...
What?
Number 8 and number 9, you win!
-They passed the game. It's BMK.
-We did it! They did it.
Two BMK members,
the band with the youngest members of the Boys and Men, won at the Roots!
WATCH
-They must have good balance._-Bravo!
He says "Well done," and the others are crushed.
What can you say?
THEY SURVIVED 3
Only three fighters withstood the relentless Hamaguchi attacks.
The castle of Ichikawa Enoske is getting closer and closer!
The game was very unfair.
-Wasn't it fun? It was fun.
Some of them took the hits.
Maybe it's not just a matter of luck.
Some tried to support the others.
Everybody helps each other.
-Let's call the Count. Yes.
-Sire! I'm having fun!
-The Hamaguchi family is nice. Yes.
Redaro Mikuni and Koichi Sato wouldn't do that.
-They wouldn't do it._-No.
We have three games for the losers.
It's their last chance to get back in the fight.
I'll do my best!
FRANCISCA HOYMAN GERMAN STUDENT AT HOKKAIDO
The first quiz.
Question.
Which country is neighboring Italy?
A difficult question.
Α. France or B. Spain?
-I have no idea. Spain?
Which one?
-It's from Europe. Yes.
-The B. You think so?
England is next to France, right?
It rolls in from there.
It seems funny, but you could get a back injury.
Men can't do that.
Yeah, crotch hurts.
Keep going.
-It goes in the A. It goes in the A.
-Isn't France in the north? Really?
CORRECT ANSWER A. FRANCE
-It is the A. Yes.
RETURN TO THE FRONT
-The C. The w*r Rope.
-Good. He'll win.
JUNE AMAKI - MODEL PINUP
MARK AURA RODRIGO FORMER SPANISH EMBASSY OFFICIAL
Ready, go!
He was lucky.
RETURN TO THE FRONT
Takeshi, here I come!
AKIYOSHI SAGAVA
Let's go!
-Hurry up! Okay, he's fast.
You'll make it.
-Grab a basin. To the left!
You'll get it!
You got it!
He's got it!
-He's got it. He's got it!
I won!
-Well done! She won.
RETURN TO THE FRONT
All right!
DAVID RAMIREZ - TRANSLATOR FROM PERU
SAINT ANGELS - JULIANA NO TATARI
Because I'm a drummer.
Hold on tight!
ALVARO CAMACHO RRIANDO FORMER SPANISH EMBASSY EMPLOYEE
YUKI NAKASHITA - TRAINEE
What happened?
HEY. JJ. RESEARCHES INTERNET INF LUENCER FROM THE USA
RUBEN BARENNA DATA ANALYST
CHUNG SHIN YUAN - ANIMATOR
JULIANA NO TATARI FUJUJIUKI DUNK ASUNARO
Buta!
NAOTAKA YOKOKA YOKOKAWA BODIBILDER
TOMOAKI FAT WRESTLER
Damn!
For Katsumi Yamada, who dreams of the title of "Mr. Takeshi Castle",
this game is the last chance.
KATSUMI YAMADA - MR. SASUKE
-I'm counting on you! Okay!
-I can't help but support him. I hope Yamada passes.
-Left! Hurry up! He's coming!
-Good. In the center. Get her!
He's got her!
Yes!
It's the first time Yamada's ever won a game.
RETURN TO THE FRONT
He's back to the front again.
I'm so glad.
At last, the army that was divided into four parts is reunited.
THE LOSER PLAYS
Winners, plus the losers who won here and got the Fighting Award,
a total of 24 braves will face the sixth fortress
for the final battle.
24 SURVIVORS.
You managed to survive this far.
CHIEF KIMURA
Do you still have strength?
-Fantastic!
-The lady in the blue jacket. Me?
How do you feel?
-It's very difficult. Okay.
I'm lucky I made it this far.
-Lucky, then. Keep it up. Thank you!
-Good. I guess I've spent all my luck.
Spent it all.
Don't say that. You'll do fine!
You'll go all the way. I'm sure you will.
Are you in?
You'll make it to the end?
Fantastic!
Now you're going to play a tough game called Complications.
Let's go!
She's hot!
Attack!
Good luck!
You're doing well!
COMPLEMENTARY DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 92%
-Completes! Attack them! Good luck!
The morale of the army gathered here from the four forts is at its highest.
With this momentum, they can bring down the next fortress!
It's like a festival
I'm the most obsessed fan of Takeshi.
Murphy!
First, he will fight in the Complications.
Joshua Murphy, an avid Takeshire Castle fan from America.
-Murphy. Good luck.
Murphy!
JOSHUA MURPHY, THE OBSESSED FAN OF TAKESHI CASTLE.
-Come on, Murphy! Go to the next one.
Why?
Why? What for?
-Is it that hard? Nice timing.
He quit.
RETURN
-Why did you come? He didn't even try.
He just sat there.
-Good luck! You're supporting the others now.
You'd rather do that than make an effort.
Attack!
-They must be careful in the triangle. You're right.
-How the triangle turns. Yes.
Look at the excitement!
RUBEN BARENNA.
I'll do it for all my colleagues.
-Go, Barenna! Let's go.
CROSS OVER AND JUMP OVER THE ROTATING OBSTACLES.
The obstacles are huge!
-Go! Quick!
Good! Get to the other one!
Watch out!
It's dangerous!
It's a lot of fun.
The next fighter...
She came to Japan because of her love of cartoons.
She wants to promote Japanese anime through her costumes.
ERICA MARTEN SUPPORT ENGINEER
I'll do what I can!
-Good luck! Take care!
Erica! Erica!
-We're having a great time. Great.
You can do it!
Erica!
Stay calm.
That's it! Jump!
What happened?
OH, MY GOD.
SIGH...
-It's hard. No way. What are you saying?
He's right.
-Can anyone get through it? Yes, I know.
Who made the game?
-He's got it. Yeah.
They're nuts.
He called us nuts.
Then...
Isn't that the Boys and Men?
Three members of the Boys and Men
who won the Fighting Award at the Dragon God Lake.
TAMURA, HONDA, CHIRAMATSU BOYS AND MEN
They'll do well.
-Attack! They have good rhythm.
I'll finish!
Good luck!
YUKIHISHA TAMURA - BOYS AND MEN
Tamura!
Don't stop!
-He's good. Great!
-Great! It'll pass.
No! He's going to fall.
Pass the triangle.
-He hurried to the next one. He couldn't.
Why?
Nice try!
You have to jump when it's like this,
-or you don't go up. That's how it is.
Attack!
I've got it!
TAKAFUMI HODA - BOYS AND MEN
Prince!
Prince!
Go, Prince!
Prince!
Show them what a prince is worth.
It's all right.
You're doing great!
-Prince! Well done!
-Awesome! Is that how it went? No!
That was close!
Now I understand.
-I can say what I want as an observer. Yes.
The next fighter is Kendo Hiramatsu.
KENTO HIRAMATSU - BOYS AND MEN
Go ahead!
He's very late. It's a sleeve.
He didn't get past the blue barrier either.
All three failed in exactly the same spot.
They're good friends.
In the same spot.
-Exactly in the same spot. All three in the same spot.
Clearly, the hardest part of the Complications is the blue symbol.
The key to finishing is the blue symbol.
BMK MEMBERS ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE
These brothers will have their revenge.
They are members of BMK, the band with the youngest members of the Boys and Men.
The two winners in Corynes, who withstood the relentless attacks
of the Hamaguchi will pass the test.
Follow the wind!
Young men do that.
Attack!
I'll give it my all!
KYOSUKE KOMETANI - BMK
-Kometsan! Good!
Go to the blue symbol.
You're doing great! You got it!
-He's up. Great!
-He's up. Awesome!
Here comes the star.
Will it pass? No...
If one goes up, they'll all know the way.
That's right.
RETURN
Cometani was the first to reach the yellow star.
A brilliant effort that will encourage those who follow.
-Cometan was very good._-We saw what power he has.
I'm proud as a member of the band, and I want to get to the finish line.
-Let's go! Great!
Go for it!
-I'm gonna kick a*s! Good luck!
KENOSUKE MATSUOKA - BMK
They're going crazy. It's like a festival.
It's taking too long! No, come in.
Get on quickly!
Good!
Okay, okay, okay!
Perfect! He's up!
-Don't stop! Get up there!
Hurry up!
He's getting tired!
He's getting tired!
-Go back to the blue! Get back!
He's almost there!
That was close!
RETURN
Matsuoka came very close to the finish line,
but the spinning star kept sending him back until he fell.
He didn't beat the Complications.
-A little more and you would have won! I'm sorry!
One step short...
-He can't talk. I'm just having fun!
-You've got it! Thank you.
-Well done! Thank you!
Then he fights.
Risa Okuma, the only one who finished in the Bars.
Okuma!
Will she also beat the Cluster?
-She's got a chance. Attack!
RISA OKUMA!
I'm the only one who won the other game. I think I can do it!
We know! Good luck!
Risa!
Good luck!
-Don't worry! You got it!
-Good luck! You got it!
-The obstacles are huge. Yes.
Very good! Stay calm.
Don't be nervous.
-He'll jump to the next one. No... Not like that!
Don't be nervous.
-He'll jump to the next one. No... Not like that!
That was a bad timing.
It was too late.
Is that the right timing? Really?
We've all figured it out.
He seemed to have it carefully calculated, but he collided head-on with the triangle.
Takeshi Castle is no picnic.
I'm so busted!
Was it hard?
I couldn't think straight.
You were in a hurry.
When should I jump?
Qian!
YUTAKA KIAN
One by one, the elite of the military face
this difficult challenge.
MITSUHIRO OGAVA SAND VOLLEYBALL PLAYER
It's amazing.
RIOTA YOSHIDA - WIN AT MUSHROOM
He's awesome.
But they all fail.
The toughest fighters fall into the water.
CHEETAN - FAIRY SCREW
It's very dangerous.
It says "Almost successful".
-Really? Not really!
-Was it almost successful? No way!
Haru Yamaguchi, the high school student
who managed to win the very difficult Manitari.
-Sports guy. Yes.
I want to be the youngest to finish and the others to continue.
-He'll be a hero if he makes it. Attack!
-Good luck! He can do it.
Let's go!
-He's an optimist. He's a fast runner.
Show him what you're made of!
Haru!
HARU YAMAGUCHI - STUDENT
Haru!
-Like this! Great!
-Fantastic! -Continue!
-Go for it! Awesome!
-You got it! It'll pass!
He did it!
-Go for it! Awesome!
-You got it! He's gonna pass!
He did it!
-You got it! He's gonna pass!
He did it!
You got it!
You got it!
-He did it! Really?
Hooray!
There's no such guy!
Fantastic!
Super!
Well done!
Bravo!
WINS
-He's awesome! Seriously.
-He's got drive. The only winner?
How did he do it so easily?
= =-
He passed the obstacles at a smooth pace,
and he made an impressive finish!
Haru Yamaguchi, a high school student,
will advance to the final battle at Enosuke Castle!
Well done!
-Congratulations! -Thanks!
-You're the first to finish. You're incredible!
I said before that I would be the first to finish.
-I'm so glad I made it. You look great!
With that spirit, you can win the final.
-That's what I'm going to do! Congratulations!
Thank you!
Yamada.
-There he is. Yamada!
His time has finally come.
We believe in him.
He came with a dream. The title "Mr. Takeshi Castle".
He didn't do well at all.
It sucked.
His first win was in one of his consolation games.
With this kind of momentum, can he make it to the final battle?
He'll make it!
I'll quickly pass the red, green, blue and go to the yellow barrier.
I'm not afraid of falling anymore. I've fallen so many times.
-Good luck. Thank you.
Good luck.
"Everyone calls me Mr. Saske.
"It can't end here.
"The younger ones love me. My colleagues weep.
"I must live up to your expectations.
"I will prove it to you, here and now.
"Katsumi Yamada is still holding on!".
-Yamanda, show us that you are a legend! -Please!
Good luck, Mr. Yamada!
-Good luck! You've got it!
Will Mr. Sasuke be able to become Mr. Castle of Takeshi?
56-year-old Katsumi Yamada.
Taiming is key.
I'll pass. You bet.
Yamada!
They're cheering for Yamada.
He's a legend after all.
Will these cries give him strength?
Can Mr. Saske cross over once and for all?
He said he'd move fast. He went up to the green.
-Is he all right? He's calm. Look out!
Is he going to finish at the Complications?
-You got it! Is he all right?
He's got to climb that.
Otherwise he's going to drop him.
He's getting slower. Yamada!
Yamada!
How did he fall like that!
-What was that? How he fell like that!
-Can you! It's okay.
We're at the sixth fortress, the Complegades, in the middle of the night.
Katsumi Yamada,
once again plunges into the water at the dark Takeshima Castle.
Here, he gave us no sign of his superiority.
What was that?
He didn't panic at all.
How could he be so calm?
I tried to get past it.
Look at the hair coming out of the holes...
The student will avenge his teacher.
He's coming.
Yoshiuki Yamamoto, Sasuke finalist.
He's awesome.
In the Sasuke finals,
Yamada led him through hard training.
I can do it.
At Takeshi Castle, they always worked together.
Yamada supported him like no one else
and helped each other improve.
For his master's sake,
wants to get to the final battle at all costs.
-He's starting. Attack!
-His student is good. He's got it.
29-year-old Yoshiuki Yamamoto, Sasuke finalist.
I'm going to finish!
The star of the Black Tigers.
Katsumi Yamada didn't get the title he dreamed of.
Now he passes the baton to his student.
YOSHIYUKI YAMAMOTO
As his name is called, he begins to move.
He jumped on the green.
He is calm.
The same green that stopped his teacher.
He must go to the blue plus sign. He's very calm.
He jumped the blue barrier.
He's done it.
He's the shining star expected to win at Sasuke.
He's moving on the spinning blue symbol.
-Clapping and cheering. There he is.
The teacher encourages him.
He entrusted him with the title of "Lord of Takeshi Castle".
He passes the yellow star and hits the target!
PASS
Nice one!
Yoshiuki Yamamoto!
With his steely body and enthusiastic character.
-He looks proud. -Yes, he succeeded.
He's avenged his master!
The second winner!
I won!
I'VE WON!
After this success, we have two winners in the Complications.
It's time for the final battle at Castle Enoske.
Two fighters!
Two passed.
That was the Complications.
I thought I was done, but I have to get to the castle.
-That's right. You have to go.
Two fighters made it to the finals.
-That boy had a great move... Yamaguchi!
-He's fantastic! Yeah!
-Yeah. He's great.
Keep an eye on him.
There is also Yamamoto, the disciple of Yamada and Black Tiger.
-He avenged his master. Sure.
-Komi! Komi!
Will you make it?
We'll have a head-on battle.
You can't afford to lose.
Enoske, make sure you win. You got it?
Of course, I'll win.
I'm going to get ready and get going.
Don't screw up. I'm counting on you.
Trust me!
One says "Trust me" but the Count says "Don't screw up".
This is not a conversation.
The AI doesn't get it...
We will fight for you, our lord.
I trust you. I'm counting on you.
-Shall we go? Yes, let's go!
-Let's go! Yes!
The brave warriors who conquered
the impregnable fortresses and reached the final battle,
will attack Castle Enoske.
I can't help it.
Do you like it?
The lord of the castle!
ENOSUKE ICHIKAWA LORD OF THE THIRD CASTLE
Time for battle!
He was born for this. Excellent.
Excellent!
"We have a w*r."
Well said, Lord Enoske.
You're a hunchback of the theater. Awesome!
Hunchback!
What do you think? Wasn't it fantastic?
Looks like Disneyland.
-I think so, too. I was thrilled.
-Takeshi Castle! It's great.
-Wait a minute! What?
What's going on?
-I finally found you. What?
I should have said that.
-What about them? Something's wrong.
I appointed you chief.
Right...
-I heard some rumors. What rumors?
He says you're fighting this battle for revenge.
You're right. You're absolutely right.
That monster, that Beet Takeshi...
That monster, Bitt Takeshi k*lled my mother.
I will have my revenge.
-No! Shut up!
-Are we in Takeshi Castle? Oh, boy!
-You can't do that! Shut up!
Why can't I do it, Father?
-They're father and son. Yes.
Are you finished?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We got carried away.
-Sorry. Sorry!
Lord Enoske is here.
Shall we begin the battle?
Shall we fight?
Fight?
-Let's fight! All right, let's fight!
-Okay. Here he is.
-The elite of the army. Sorry for the setup.
-Tell us something, please. We're listening.
I'll dedicate our victory to Mr. Yamada.
-I'll give it my all! Good!
I haven't failed so far. I want to win this battle too...
-and move on to the next one. Okay!
Words aren't their strong suit, but they're your stars, aren't they?
-They're good. He's the smallest of them all.
-How old are you? I'm 16.
That young?
-Tender shoots are cut off early. Well put!
He's a bad guy.
I want the little sprouts to grow.
You're so good!
-Show strength and fight. Let me tell you something.
Sure.
Let's go!
-Get ready! Yes!
-We're ready! We're gonna kick a*s!
That's perfect.
YABUSAME
The final battle game is called "Yabusame".
Each player gets into a vehicle, but only the army vehicle will move.
From there, they will aim the target at the other's vehicle.
The army wins if their ball goes into the red basket.
Takeshi's army wins if the ball hits the blue banner.
If they both hit their target, we have a tie.
Bring out the battle vehicle!
At last!
-There it is!
-Perfect! Yes!
Here we are.
Enoske's w*r vehicle is fine!
Powerful tool!
ONE MORE VICTORY FOR THE 1,000,000 YEN!
First to fight will be Haru Yamaguchi.
He has tremendous physical strength. He won the tough Manitari games
and "Complications", and made it this far alive.
That's perfect. I feel like a pilot.
-Can you do it? Of course. I'll do my best.
I'm nervous.
MINORU - THE FATHER
But I think he'll win.
-Great. I know he can.
THE FIRST FORTRESS - CASTLE OENTA
At the battle of Shinya Ueda's first castle,
and Naomi Watanabe's second castle,
THE SECOND FORTRESS - NAOMI CASTLE
the army launched a fantastic attack that took the enemy by surprise.
The day had come to put the ball in and win!
-There's a ball in here. That's a b*tch!
In the first round, the lord of the castle will fight from Takeshi's army.
What will happen?
YABUSAME DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 200%
Yabusame, round one. Let's begin.
Three!
Two!
One!
Good luck!
Here it comes!
-You got him! You got him!
You got him!
He's coming again!
He hit him!
He hit the target!
-Hit him again! You got him!
He's not going in. Is that right?
THE ARMY LOST.
He lost?
-He lost? No!
VICTOR: THE ARMY OF TAKASHI
Well done, Lord Enoske!
Really? What a pity.
Lord Enoske's attack was fierce.
He didn't miss his target for a moment after the third successful shot.
A solid attack.
This one.
On the other hand, the army ba*ls...
A ball went in. That was close.
-Oh, boy! That was close!
-It went well. A ball went in.
He's awesome!
-Good job. Nice try.
-The winner is Lord Enoske. Yes!
-Thank you. Hooray!
Great.
-Too bad. I'm disappointed. How do you like the rules?
They're very unfair. As far as it goes.
Too unfair?
Last fighter in the army
is Yoshiuki Yamamoto, Yamada's best student.
-If you get him, you win. Good luck. Thank you.
The title "Mr. Takeshi Castle" was the dream
chased by his teacher, Katsumi Yamada.
With Yamada's disqualification, the fulfillment of the dream
was entrusted to his disciple, Yamamoto.
Will you say something to encourage him? Any advice?
-I know you can do it! Don't chew! I'll kick their asses!
MARINA, THE WIFE
Attack!
All right!
-Thank you. You can do it!
Osamu Sitara will fight for the Takeshi army.
I get nervous whenever my turn comes.
I watch their attacks. The ball hits the target.
Now it's the guy from the Black Tigers.
I'm scared.
But I'm gonna beat him.
Takeshi Castle doesn't fall easily.
-Of course.
Will the army perform the miracle? Will he win?
The last round of Yabusame.
Let's go to the second round of Yabusame.
Three!
Two!
One!
Attack!
You got it!
-Keep sh**ting. Good!
You got it!
Good! Don't stop!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it! You got him!
You got him!
I got him?
THE ARMY LOST
We won!
He didn't get in.
-Damn it! No!
VICTORIOUS, THE ARMY OF TAKESHI
I'm very happy.
-You k*lled the target! Really!
Before the game started, Sitara was nervous.
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He threw ba*ls into the center of the goal and smashed it.
Takeshi's army had a total victory.
-Well..._-Total victory!
Takeshima's army has won!
We won!
We won!
-BANG! A fine sight!
-We never lose! If I were on the other side,
I'd be thinking, "Damn! There's no way he fits in that hole."
Next, here comes Takeshi!
NEXT: FIERCE ATTACK ON THE MAIN CASTLE
The most powerful army in history is attacking Takeshi Castle.
A group of players chosen from the three previous battles,
will face a tougher test in their quest to bring down the castle.
Here comes a powerful assassin.
Hello, mermaid.
Well done.
WHAT IS CHIEF KIMURA UP TO...
THE ASSASSINS IN THE CASTLE OF UNESCO
TOM BROWN AS WATER SHERIFFS
It's been a long time since I've seen such a funny show.
-Everybody's in a frenzy. Yes.
There's energy everywhere.
YOSHIAKI OUMAGAKI WRESTLES WITH THE UNLIKELY MACHINE
.
It shoots a long distance, but I didn't use it.
HE WANTED TO sh**t WITH THE WATER p*stol
I want to sh**t with it too, but I don't have time.
AUDREY CASUGA, THE GORGON
The mermaid got her!
HE WAS SINKING THE FIGHTERS ONE BY ONE
Sink! Hooray!
That's a powerful little weapon.
THE MONSTERS OF BOWLING
-This one's for Dad and Kyoko. Just the thing!
-You take a ball and throw it at them. Good.
-Number 2 and number 8! Get them!
Get them!
SERIOUS MITIGATION AND PRACTICE.
I was watching it. It was a lot of fun.
THOUGHTS ON THE SHOW
Now I'm here, too. It's like a dream, but it's real.
HE WENT WILD AGAIN ON THE SET.
Love, love, love, love!
We had a great time.
The castle makes our dream come true.
-Let's say "Dream" ten times. - In.
Let's go.
Dream, dream, dream, dream!
It's a dream!
-Love, love, love, love! Dream! That's it!
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, HAMAGUCHI FAMILY
Thank you!
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01x05 - Episode 5
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Features the Japanese comedian Takeshi Kitano as a count who sets up difficult physical challenges that players (or a volunteer army) must overcome in order to reach him in his castle.
Features the Japanese comedian Takeshi Kitano as a count who sets up difficult physical challenges that players (or a volunteer army) must overcome in order to reach him in his castle.