THERE WAS MEDICAL SUPERVISION DURING THE FILMING
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THE CAST AND CREW.
THE CASTLE OF TACESI TOWER OF THE COUNT
At last! The final battle!
We've reached the final battle,
and we're still talking to the virtual count?
We have no choice. The Count has disappeared.
We both know the virtual one is Matsumura.
Don't let them hear you say that. Maybe some people don't know that.
Are you sure we're gonna be okay?
Should we call Munchkin?
The virtual Takeshi.
Don't make fun of me.
He's pissed.
The Count is missing.
But can we go on like this?
What?
What's the matter?
The artificial intelligence is out of control.
Oh, my!
It blew up.
That's not good. We've lost the virtual Takeshi.
What are we gonna call the castle now?
What's happening?
What happened?
Sorry for the delay, you fools!
What?
-Watch out, please. What are you doing, you idiot?
What's going on?
You're kidding me.
What kind of suit is that?
Count! Finally, you're with us!
COUNT TAKASHI'S CASTLE'S BEAT TAKESHI
I'm not a singer in fancy clothes.
-How come? What the hell is this?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What am I supposed to sing like that? Whatever,
I heard the attackers advanced while I was gone.
They attacked with all their might.
We are deliberately misleading them.
-Yes, sir. It's a plan.
-I understand. We'll bag them all.
-Yes. We'll bag them. Sure.
We'll bag them!
RABBIT'S RABBIT, BLACKBERRY, THE COUNT'S BODY.
Don't wait for me, say your line.
Hunchback!
THE ARMY WAS DEFEATED AT THE THREE PREVIOUS CASTLES
In the previous battles, the attackers had bravely challenged
the lords of the three castles, but were ultimately defeated.
The third time was not poisonous. But it could be the fourth.
The strongest fighters gathered for the final battle.
Their target is Count Bit Takeshi.
That's who they're after.
The final battle begins!
ARMY AGAINST TAKESHI
The Castle of Takeshi.
Takeshi Castle (Japan)
Ladies and gentlemen, the army has lost three battles so far.
But God has blessed them or Buddha has spared them.
And what a surprise! They found a way to get to the main castle.
They've gathered for the greatest battle of our time.
THE DAY OF THE FINAL BATTLE
We'll get them!
Time to round up the fighters who fought in the other three castles.
It's the water p*stol that was sold when Takeshi Castle used to be played.
-He says the games have gotten harder. That's bad.
Nobody won.
-What was it? The Lake of the Dragon God.
How many times have you participated?
-This is the fourth time. No absences.
STUDENT GROUP.
My grandchildren learned to cheer.
by watching DVDs of my participation 35 years ago.
Fantastic!
Attack!
All the finalists are here!
This time...
MONOZYGOTIC CLUB HIBIA
THE ABSOLUTE MASTERS OF THE CASTLE
-This is how we show our determination. Good.
I'm Raimu Sengoku!
RAIMU SENGOKU!
We have two finalists.
TEAM SASUKE
Thank you.
He's one of Sasuke's best.
And now, some training to get ready for battle.
I can't reach my fingers, so I'm touching my knees.
-You haven't started yet and you're sweating._-I'm going to lose a lot of weight today.
This army is made up of the best of the best.
Their goal is the fall of the castle! A fall they've been waiting for.
And on the other side, Takeshi's army is stepping up its efforts.
TAKU SUZUKI - THE TOUCH
-I'm melting in this uniform._-I can imagine.
It's boiling.
Since they made them for you,
you shouldn't badmouth them.
I didn't mean it.
They didn't mean it.
The first fortress is the Super Border Wall.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 20%
Gaseous human spiders block the army's path.
In addition, there is a wind moving at a speed of 40 meters per second.
The wall is now much more dangerous. Will they make it?
The wind has the force of a hurricane.
-Tani. General Tani.
My chosen ones! You have done very well.
His face is swollen.
We will face many obstacles. I want you to give it your all!
-Understood? Yes!
What a body!
You're Kasuga, aren't you?
-What? Is Kasuga there? Kasuga.
Hi!
-Who are you? He's a spy!
Relax.
Hi!
For some reason, Kasuga
who was tormenting the fighters, changed sides and joined them.
I thought it would be more fun to take down the castle.
He betrayed us. He's a traitor.
I'm more fulfilled by this job. That's why I came with you.
What are you doing?
The game hasn't started yet.
Traitor!
-Who are you? Who are you?
I won't let you have it! Wait a minute!
Good. They sent their message.
No one's getting through!
-Get ready! I'm going to tear you all down.
Good. You done?
Get over the Super Border Wall.
Attack!
At last! The final battle begins at Takeshi Castle.
Very spectacular.
It is.
PASS THE WALL IN FIVE MINUTES
-I like show-offs. Good luck!
TAKERU & SOGO - REPORTER
-It's on. Great sound!
-They're fast! They're coming.
You're the first. Good.
RIVATARO AICHARA - SPARTAN RUNNER
You're so fast!
Can you get up?
Can you?
The fighters are attacked by the gale force wind.
The wind is raging!
Kasuga is the only one to fall.
It was much harder than before.
KENIA FURUKAWA - ASUKA TAKAGI
The spiders were blocking us.
I was helped by a doll.
MYTEL - FORMER WAITER
They set their sights on a human spider who was blocking their way.
There's Cheetan who fought in all the battles.
Chitan is on fire.
CHEETAN - FAIRY SNAKE
As expected from the giants involved in the final battle,
most of them made it through the obstacle in no time.
RAIMU SENGOKU
It has been incredibly difficult on the track.
-It was harder than I expected.
There will be more games to come. Are you sure you're up to it?
You bet I am.
AUN - KADA VIDEO PRODUCER
It's much more impressive than it used to be. I feel like the real thing is about to begin.
Hold on tight!
2 MINUTES LEFT
TOSHAKI KASUGA - COMEDIAN
-Kasuga's having a hard time? Kasuga...
What happened?
-Are they helping each other? Yes. From now on.
More and more familiar faces are coming to the end.
-Congratulations! Well done!
Thank you!
Are you celebrities?
We worked together and got through it, didn't we?
-We'll do the same thing afterwards! Yes!
Was anyone excluded from Team Sasuke?
No!
30 SECONDS LEFT
Nice.
I destroyed the traitor.
Well done.
Kasuga is the only one left.
Kasuga is showing off.
That's it.
You all passed. Bravo!
I'm glad.
ALL PASSED
In the first battle of the final round, all the fighters survived.
They all passed.
Yes, sir.
You let him through. You didn't do well.
-I thought we were gonna stop him together. You should have stopped him!
-No. You should have stopped him. No, you should have.
-You should have stopped him good. What?
-What? What?
-Thank you. Thank you.
The fighters are through the first round.
Next, they'll split into two groups to attack Takeshi's army.
In the old days, at least five people were k*lled there.
No! No one was k*lled.
Kasuga was in our army,
-but he betrayed us. Yes.
Maybe he thinks if he's with the others, he'll be in the air longer.
Only Tani is in the air.
Maybe he's mad because he spent too many hours in the water last time.
Count, the next game is a classic and it's called "Pound the Wave".
The one with the windsurfing board that moves in a circle. Remember that?
-Yes. We made it unimaginably difficult.
What if we increased the spin speed to 5,000 rpm?
No one would be surfing.
SUPER JUICE ON THE WAVE.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you.
I am Katayama, the producer. Thank you for coming.
Is he real?
Is it really him?
Change the place.
Watch where you step.
Here comes Mr. Tossle.
It could be someone who's impersonating him.
The second fortress is the Super Pound in the Wave.
For the final battle, another route has been added.
Amazing! It's got two cycles now.
If you jump over the bars and hit the green layer, you pass.
Oh, my goodness.
No one's getting through!
The Touch.
Super Pudding on the Wave. This is the toughest fortress!
-Let's go! The Castle of... Takeshi!
-The Castle of... Takeshi!
Get him!
The students!
It's the student group.
The girls participated in all three previous battles,
and were awarded for their unstinting presence.
They are tough fighters
and have left their mark on the b*ttlefield.
I have the impression that you have not had any major victories.
This time we're going to kick a*s.
Good luck!
I'm going!
Get them!
AIRI MATSUZAKI
-You're getting nostalgic. You can say that again.
Scary! It's dangerous!
-You have to at least pass this. Yes.
MINA SUDO
It's scary to jump up there.
Now!
She's good.
-No! Hurry! Run!
Oh, boy!
-Yeah... Scary!
It's...
The surfboard's moving fast.
It's too late.
Oh, no!
You can't catch your breath.
-I'll give it my all! Good luck!
I'LL GIVE IT ALL I'VE GOT!
-This jump scares you. It's a high bar.
-Okay! Good!
-It's slipping with the water. Yes, hurry!
-They're getting in the way. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Look out!
-Good. It's slipping.
It's coming. It's too high.
You're doing great.
Well done.
-Aneva! No, he can't!
We're bad.
I'm the leader.
MIRI CATO
Last to play is Kato, the team captain.
A CHEERFUL MEMBER ACCEPTING A CHALLENGE
Is she going to finish?
Good! Captain!
I won't hurt you. Come here!
He's turning too fast.
-Her jump... She gets in the way and the water.
-Hurry! Don't stop!
-Good. You're scared!
-She has to cross to the other side. I can see it.
-Jump now. No!
-Why? He's probably tired.
I see.
He didn't stand a chance.
-Because it's rotating in reverse? Yes.
We have the Resurrection of the Lost One next.
-We'll keep trying. I'm afraid so.
-Rope of w*r. No!
A traitor follows.
Kasuga.
Let's see you!
Hi!
TOSIAKI KASUGA - COMEDIAN
There he is.
He's doing aerobics, his legs are toned.
He's not as good as we expected.
-He's a mess. He can't jump.
He can't jump.
He doesn't jump well.
He fell right off.
That was fast.
The traitor Casuga's ordeal...
He can't jump.
...was over in a matter of seconds.
Are you going to do something to change this climate?
-Look... Please do something.
I made a mistake that I'm ashamed of.
You idiot!
What is he doing?
Now the mood is grimmer than when I fell into the water.
-He's putting on a show. Good.
And now, Maya, who is looking for love, will pass the test.
Rather unlikely.
I'll seek the god of love in the Wave.
She's looking for a man.
I hear the show's going to be shown all over the world.
Hello, wherever you are. I'm Maya.
I am Maya and I will win!
Maya!
You can do it!
She's dancing. She has stamina.
Mayaya.
She's fine.
-I'm afraid! Is she all right?
Maya, jump it.
-He can't jump. No way.
He's got a good grip on the wall.
How does one fall with the bar?
On the wall...
Jump!
Maya!
She fell with the bar between her legs. Maya.
MASANUKI SUNAKOMA
-Man. -Yes.
I feel better!
Good luck!
"I feel better!".
Easy.
Watch out! He's down.
What's he doing?
-Nobody passes this part. No.
Scary.
Don't stop!
DAHI OJAI IRISH GRADUATE STUDENT
He cut his face.
It's scary, Takeshi Castle.
-Boys. Here.
Is the water pressure too high?
No one's crossed the dance floor yet.
-He's going too far. No, you're going too far.
-You're overdoing it. No, you!
What, you idiot?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
YASUJUKI HATORI PRESIDENT OF A COMPUTER COMPANY
-The "Presidents" group. Yes.
-Go, President. He's 46 years old.
They picked a good name!
-Presidents... Good.
-He can't jump. No.
No!
What's he doing?
No!
What is he doing? There's no point in standing there.
-He can't get on the mattress. His knees don't bend.
-What? He can't get on the mattress. It's dangerous.
It's weak knees.
President. President!
MACOTTO TANIMURA PRESIDENT OF THE MARKETING COMPANY
Come on, President!
The "Presidents" have been hanging out for a decade.
They have great timing. The end.
They made exactly the same mistake.
Great skills.
The military is fighting a tough battle against the moving surfboards.
-A high school student._-No!
YUMA NODA
Huma in the Wave. The harder, more opulent version.
The attacking forces are in danger of being wiped out.
SHIHOMI SUEOKA DEALS WITH IINDO
It's not easy to succeed, is it?
It is.
I'm not showing enough enthusiasm, I'm told, so...
I'll be more enthusiastic and supportive.
-I'm sorry. But you're showing enthusiasm.
Yeah, I'm hoarse. But they say it's not enough.
-No... The producer told me.
The army must now stand up for itself.
Not to give up! To go all the way!
We're going to tear them apart!
SIZUKA KAVANAUGH NARRATOR
I will win!
HIDENORI YAMASHINA JOURNALIST
ASUKA TAKAGI GROUP "TAKAGI BAKUFU"
KENIA FURUKAWA TAKAGI BAKUFU GROUP
An out-of-body experience!
Acrobatic pole dancing!
AKINKO DANCE DUO
I like girls!
-Are you okay? Sorry.
These bars...
I see them as iron bars.
-They're thin, aren't they? If you see them as iron bars...
-I get it. It's how you look at it. Like this.
Every day at lunch break, they go to the park to do a one-on-one.
The Hibilla Singles Club.
We'll show our skills in the second half.
-You're wet. Yeah.
I lost my voice.
I don't believe, like the younger guys, that good performance is enough to win.
I think we have to use our brains.
I'll give it my all!
TOSITAKA HOSOY
The first fighter is 55-year-old Hosoi.
Jump!
He's followed by the finalist at Castle Ueda, Masaru Ikeda...
MASARU IKEDA - CLUB HIBIA
The power of love guides me.
IPEI SUIYAMA - CLUB HIBIYA
I'm going to lower the water pressure a little.
We all failed.
-Useless! Useless...
-What a shame... I asked for a leave of absence for next Monday.
Then the Nakamura family will face the test.
Family?
He has good balance because he used to dance.
-He has girls here. If my father falls quickly...
-Why? I'll be more relaxed.
Yes, sir.
I'll be more relaxed.
TOMOYA NAKAMURA
I'm coming in!
Dad's turn.
He can take the girl with him on his way out.
You think so?
They'll stop him on the way out.
-Good boy. Yeah.
He's fine!
Look out!
-They know where they're going. Yes.
He made a good dive.
I wanted him to succeed, if he could.
Will Tomoki be able to avenge his father?
-Good luck!
TOMOKI NAKAMURA
Get them!
Revenge!
He would have laughed if the shark suddenly shut his mouth.
We'd wonder if it was a trap.
-Watch out! He's a young boy, he's got good balance.
-The mattress has elasticity. Come on!
He's good.
Perfect! Keep it up!
-He went to the second cycle. With the soft one.
-Quick, isn't it? From now on it's hard.
Another jump. She's high.
-She can do it. Go on!
Come on! It's in your pocket!
I'm gonna cry.
She'll make it!
-He will! Here comes another one.
Two in a row, but he passed them!
-We've gone too far. It's impossible.
It's absurd. One bar on top of the other.
No way!
-Those bars... Like a hot dog on a straw.
-It's hard. Tossle's laughing too.
Tomoki, the 35th fighter of the attackers,
was the first to get close to the finish line.
-He was good._-Yes.
He failed to make it past the last few bars.
He was tired.
Unfortunately, he lost.
-It's too high. Yes.
Oh, God...
Stop sweet-talking the girls!
I heard!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-You two aren't wearing life jackets. Yeah.
We failed.
The AUN make stunt videos, and as fighters, they hope they don't get wiped out.
The first fighter is Ryu,
who impressed with his performance in the battle of Castle Ueda.
He is the only one of the group who could be a finalist.
HE DEFEATED YABUSAME AT CASTLE UEDA
We did it!
AUN-RIU VIDEO PRODUCER
Power to the women!
Go for it!
This sucks.
How's Kada in the team?
-He's our face. I am.
Show us your best.
Kanda, with his exceptional skills, played an important role in Castle Ueda.
Come in!
He will show us the same charismatic ability
that he used to pass the Huma in the Wave the first time?
AUN - KADA VIDEO PRODUCER
-Another five! Girls! All the money!
Let's go!
He's the last fighter in the army. Will he prevent total annihilation?
Don't salute!
You're having fun!
-Keep going! Let's go!
Watch out!
Good luck!
He made it!
You've got it!
If he passes the last two bars, he wins.
Jump!
That was close!
Although Kanda has shown us his excellent physical skills,
while waving to the girls,
he failed.
You're very good, but are the last two bars too high?
It's higher than I thought it would be.
NO ONE SURVIVED
-If it weren't for the girls, would you have won? Sure.
I feel like I'm dreaming I'm here.
I'm so glad.
When I lived in Los Angeles,
they used to send me videotapes of Takeshi Castle from Japan.
It helped me get through difficult situations.
-Really? Yeah.
That's why I'm so happy.
-So it means a lot to you. Yeah.
-It reminds me of things. Yeah.
Yeah.
One of the two teams was wiped out. What will happen to the army?
It's gotten a lot harder.
The last bars, which were on top of each other, were not a good thing.
It wasn't fair.
But, Count, I was told that you gave the order.
Even the most athletic types lose their strength.
Indeed.
And Tossl is real, not a double.
He looks like a ceramic.
He's not.
-He has beautiful skin, you mean. Right.
Here are two games you know.
The Lake of the Dragon God and the Strait of Gibraltar.
I hear that Himura tried to show what it's like.
I went to try it first.
But you're fat.
-Yes. But you're fat.
Are you all right?
-It's amazing. Yes.
-I liked the Dragon God Lake. Yes.
He loves the Dragon God Lake.
How much further will 50-year-old Himura go?
You're leaving in five seconds. Four, three...
-I can't help it. ...two...
-You like doing this, don't you? Yeah.
"YUKI CHIMURA
Very good.
That's good.
These are too far away.
-You don't jump easily there. No.
You've come a long way.
-No! He fell.
Somebody!
I was scared.
If you were scared, he says...
-You can't go out alone. That sucks.
I'm too heavy.
This video needs some editing.
That's the problem right there.
I don't think anybody's gonna be able to get through it. Don't worry.
-Anyway, you were too slow. Yeah.
It's more fun to watch them run across the lake.
They'll laugh at you if you fall or watch you win.
-You have to take your chances. Right.
If you don't do one or the other right, you're not on TV for long.
-I'm sorry, sir. You're not on...
SUPER LAKE OF GOD DRAGON AND STRAIT OF GIBRALTAR
DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 140%
MASARU HAMAGUCHI
That's expensive!
Hamaguchi.
I was watching it on TV. It's awesome!
Awesome scene! What's this?
I don't want to fall because I'm afraid of the water.
-The Obayashi. My only choice is to win.
MOTOKO OBAYASHI, FORMER VOLLEYBALL PLAYER.
I'm afraid of water.
Next game,
we combined two games into one. And it's much harder.
Two huge, spinning bars were added to the alley.
In addition, the fighters will face the...
SHERIFF OF THE WATERS
We're ready!
-Amamiya. -And this one.
I am Amamiya!
The other reporters are at Tokyo Hoteison!
-We are Tokyo Hoteison! Did you hear how Amemiya speaks?
Super Lake of the Dragon God and the Strait of Gibraltar.
First fighter is...
I thought you came here to support me.
You don't do that at all.
Watching him fight the other day, you could hardly believe he was 62 years old.
He is a strong fighter, who 35 years ago reached the final.
Mr. Tani is a youth.
I lost in the cart game, and I couldn't take down Castle.
This time, I want to succeed.
It's great to see those who have participated before.
Grandpa! Come on!
I'm off!
HIROAKI SINGHA
-He's amazing! Indeed!
Go ahead. Don't stop!
Perfect! How did he do it?
Go on!
-He's strong! Go for it! Get the living!
Good luck!
Good luck! Stay there.
-Catch the ball. Okay!
You have to move forward, avoiding two spinning bars.
It's much harder than before.
He's very calm. sh**t him!
Makabe.
TOGI MAKABE - WRESTLER
-It's too hard. It's impossible!
No way!
No way!
You can!
Almost!
Makabe! You're a lord!
Masaru! Masaru!
No one can get through.
In the Strait of Gibraltar, the water sheriff's attacks
and the shaking of Makabe wreak havoc!
And then there are these obstacles.
No mercy.
Grandfather!
I'm sorry.
Grandfather fell into the water.
They hit them with water and ba*ls.
RUBEN BARENNA DATA ANALYST
It went right over him.
Let's go!
MARK AURA RODRIGO, FORMER SPANISH EMBASSY EMPLOYEE
Next, the traitor Casuga.
When I was a kid, I was crazy about Takeshi Castle.
-I am deeply touched to be here now. -Casuga.
I think so too.
Mr. Takeshi, wait for me.
-Why? I, Kasuga, will come to find you.
What's this bullshit, you fool?
-What about Kasuga?_-He has a chance to pass.
I hope he gets a strong pitch.
Hey!
Come on, Casuga!
-Run! Run! Run fast!
He doesn't make a move when he gets hit by ba*ls.
Why is Kasuga looking at us?
-He got it. He got it in the head.
What a shot!
That's funny.
Defying the flying ba*ls, Kasuga crossed the Dragon God Lake.
-He did it. Is it that easy?
Easy.
He walked across the lake.
-Run, Kasuga! Run!
Relax.
Come on, Casuga!
Wait.
Will you go, already?
Good luck.
-Ready? Catch the ball. You got it.
All right!
Let's go.
It's hard.
-Even Kasuga... Awesome, as expected.
He did it.
He's resisting.
Will he fall? It's a tough spot.
He's been crushed by the water.
-Come in. And now he's falling! Watch out!
-It's difficult. No!
He fell with the stone!
He can't take it with him.
He can't take it with him.
-What do we do? We'll fix it.
We'll fix it.
What was that!
Hey!
That was unbelievably exciting.
Did you enjoy it?
Yeah, it's the Takeshi Castle I was watching on TV.
I know what you mean.
It's gonna take, like, 20 minutes to fix the bridge.
Sorry about that.
Next fighter,
Motoko Obayashi, former volleyball player for the national team.
I'm scared.
What made you more nervous, the Olympics or this?
I'm more nervous here. At the Olympics I was confident.
Here I have no confidence.
How's he gonna do?
-I hope Obayashi passes. So do I.
The 55-year-old Obayashi masterfully crossed the Dragon God Lake,
and moves on to the Strait of Gibraltar.
Will she make it to the end?
I'm afraid so.
-She can go far with a dragon's breath. Really?
Why?
He threw it back very well.
Don't hit her!
I learned not to catch ba*ls.
I understand, but you have to catch it here.
-Okay? Let's go. Okay.
Good luck to her.
Duck!
All right.
She's good.
Another problem with the shaking.
It's not an easy stone to get around.
Makabe has no mercy.
He rode it.
He's got long legs.
No!
-Difficult stone. Yes.
No!
-You almost finished. Yes.
I had a hard time getting past that rock.
-But you got it all at once. Yeah, but I didn't get through it.
About the volleyball team and Makabe,
I started to improve my coordination.
It's impossible for them to resist us.
The attack will be stronger now.
We managed to work in a more coordinated way.
-Good luck. That's what we'll do now.
The army is fighting against the fierce attacks of the enemy.
EMIKO KANO - HOSPITAL
He's come a long way, though.
ALVARO KAMACHO RIANO RIANO FORMER EMBASSY EMPLOYEE
-He's getting too relaxed. No!
No!
We haven't achieved anything so far. We've come all the way from Nagoya.
-And today? Of course.
Yes, we came in a van from Nagoya.
Yes, by road.
The Boys and Men almost finished at the lake at Castle Enoske.
They won the Fighting Award and are the next to compete.
We came from Nagoya. I am determined to win!
YUKIHISHA TAMURA
-You got it! Yes!
Did you like it? Yes!
Let's go!
Don't be nervous. Go get them!
-Let's go! You won't get away with this.
-You got it! Thank you!
Let's go!
An extra guard, Kurochan, was added just before the finish line.
KUROCHAN - YASUDA DAI CIRCUS
Get down!
Get down!
All right!
I got him!
I did it! You're going down!
Go home!
He's very bad with handsome men.
The Boys and Men succumbed to Kurochan's relentless attack.
YUHI - BOYS AND MEN
Kurochan spares no one.
YOSHIHARA MASATO - BOYS AND MEN
Good luck!
Is something wrong with you?
I did it!
"Ugly men" is what we said they call you?
No. "Boys and Men."
Kurochan is very tough on the Boys and Men.
Yeah. He called you "ugly men."
-Really? Yes.
He's gonna get me.
That's the way it should be.
He was mean.
Mr. Takeshi!
SATOSHI MAEJIMA - MUSEUM DIRECTOR
Mr. Takeshi, we're coming for you. Ready?
Harulas!
-Do they still exist? Yes.
sh**t!
JULIANA NO TATARI YAJIMA GUIDARO
I won!
CHITAN
"BOYS AND MEN
Fall!
Good luck!
RAIMU SENGOKU - FORMER FOOTBALL PLAYER
YUME MOSES - ATHLETE, TELESON
I'm going to die!
RISA OKUMA - IDOL
Throw down Takeshi Castle!
Then...
At last, the Sasuke team that was torn apart in the previous battles appears!
-The Sasuke team! -They're coming!
Will there be a winner for the so far undefeated game?
Amazing.
We'll conquer the castle as a team!
They're tough nuts.
Here comes Sato, president of the Parkour Association of Japan.
I'll do my best!
-He's good-looking. I hope he passes.
YUN SATO - PRESIDENT OF THE PARKOUR ASSOCIATION
-Bolt gone! -Fantastic!
Like he's running on a normal road.
-Did he fall? He fell.
-You were doing very well. Yeah, I thought I was gonna make it.
And suddenly, I couldn't see in front of me. I failed.
-In the end? Yeah.
Dad, if you win this one, we'll call you Mr. Takeshi Castle.
-If I win? Yes.
Hioki tried hard. His guys always there.
And he took an active role in the battle at Naomi Castle.
Will he be the first winner of the game?
I'll give it my all!
MASASHI SNOWY - STORE MANAGER
Daddy, hold on!
Take it easy!
Okay.
-He did it! He did it!
You got it! Don't stop!
Ready?
All right!
He's wobbling.
He hit him in the face.
-Go too far. Good.
-Over the stone? It failed...
We won!
Then, Yoshiuki Yamamoto, a disciple of Katsumi Yamada,
will be thrown into battle.
His master left Takashi Castle,
having performed poorly.
I still haven't shown you anything good.
Mr. Sasuke is not with us in the final battle.
Mr. Yamada has left Takashi Castle.
I will do my best to comply with his wishes
and bring him good news.
We're counting on you!
YAMADA SQUAD YOSHIHUKI YAMAMOTO
I'll show you what Mr. Saske is worth.
He's good.
He's good.
You were our hope!
Even Team Sasuke is struggling.
Sasuke fans all over the world are counting on you.
I know.
I want to win.
Yusuke Morimoto, Sasuke Junior, is the toughest player on the team.
He won twice and is considered a hero in the circle of athletes.
At Naomi Castle, Saske Jr. crossed the Strait of Gibraltar.
I won!
Will he be the first to win in this much more difficult version?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm going over the stone in the middle of the bridge.
I'll give it my all!
YUSUKE MORIMOTO, SASUKE JUNIOR WINNER OF SASUKE
Fight!
-He's the toughest of them all. Yes.
-Don't stop! How does he do that?
Fantastic!
-Great! He didn't fall.
He did.
Jump!
-Awesome. He's a star. Yeah.
They can win. He almost went down, but in the end it's Saske Jr.
All right. All right.
Make it better!
Tough guy.
-He can do it. That's what I say.
He's got great balance.
That's good.
-Come in. He did it.
Although the bridge is shaking,
-his torso is always stable. Yeah.
-Careful! Really?
-He did it! Great!
Hang on!
Fantastic!
I won!
Damn!
He won again.
-He's great. Yeah, he's great.
I lost.
Saske Jr. withstood Makabe's shaking.
and got to the end zone with gusto.
He's awesome.
-Fantastic._-That's why he won twice at Sasuke.
Next, we'll fight this guy.
Haru Yamaguchi, the finalist of Enosuke Castle.
A formidable high school student who won every match he competed in.
Will he be able to win like Saske Jr.?
I will win!
Good luck!
YARU YAMAGUCHI 16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
He's awesome! Fantastic!
-Calm down. Let's go. Okay.
Okay!
All right!
You got it!
Don't stop!
All right! (grunts)
Awesome!
It's not my fault!
And now Fugitaka, the world's best cheerleader.
Only three survived.
-All in all, three fighters..._-Of the 300 we went down to three.
...of the attacking force survived.
THREE SURVIVED.
Miraculously, the attackers avoided total annihilation and will continue!
Count, what did you think?
Some came through.
Like Morimoto, a.k.a. Saske Jr., who triumphantly won twice.
He's got great balance.
-Three people made it? Yeah.
Let's get three packs of food ready for tonight.
That's a cheap way to explain yourself?
Our staff is worried.
Don't worry. We've got plenty of money.
Now, we have the Resurrection of the Lost One.
Really? Yeah.
Yeah. Otherwise no one would stay.
In the Resurrection of the Lost Man, the army tries to return to the front.
Kasuga, with his constant failures, has made a poor showing.
Will he be able to return to the front?
Sorry about earlier.
-This time, I'll do my best. Let's see.
He'll have shut up that earlier he lost immediately.
Cassuga! You got it!
Is Kasuga going back to the front?
That way, right?
Is that what I have to do?
You're all right. Go for it!
Too bad, Kasuga.
That was fun!
Meow!
CHIROSI NEKO - COMEDIAN
Don't put that thing on my head.
MAYAYA DANCE DUO
MARK AURA RODRIGO FORMER SPANISH EMBASSY EMPLOYEE
-Don't throw it away! Don't throw it away!
ONOJIMA & MOSIDA
I'm anchorwoman Kato-Pan.
MIA SIMBAYASHI - GRADUATE STUDENT
We're here for support.
What are we going to do?
This is what we'll remember from the summer.
Ready, go!
TOMOAKI FAT - PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER
We did it!
Hooray!
TATSUYA TANTA - ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT
Big breasts for all!
NANOKA ITO - PIN-UP MODEL
-This way! -Right!
NATSU - TELESON - TELEPRESON
Here we go.
ALBERTO DE CELLIS ROMERO - AERONAUTICAL ENGINEER
MAYTEL - FORMER WAITER
I'm going to win the Slime Quiz!
SIZUKA KAVANAUGH NARRATOR
Those who fail to return to the front through these games,
are completely excluded from combat.
The winner is Takeshi's army!
Well done.
AUN-RIU - VIDEO PRODUCER
I'm done.
IMARI HIRAOKA - HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
-I'll shut up. I understand. You came very close.
Resurrection of the Lost One should have been a little harder.
-Did they look easy to you? Yes.
-They didn't say anything? No.
But we want them back at the front, don't we?
All right, then. There are enough losers in the losers' games.
That's right.
THE FINAL BATTLE AT THE END OF THE FIRST DAY
Thank you all for your participation!
THEY'RE MOVING ON TO DAY TWO OF THE FINAL BATTLE.
I hope you enjoyed the games and the company this summer.
You guys are coming back tomorrow,
keep up the good work.
-Thank you very much!_-Thank you!
NEXT: THE LAST CHAPTER
Are you sure about what you're going to do?
Come in if you can!
"INVINCIBLE GAMES BEYOND THE BOUNDARIES
In the last chapter of the Castle,
the degree of difficulty of the games goes beyond the limits!
What's more! A great athlete is present!
It's too bad you didn't cheer them on.
-Is it my fault? Yes.
-Is that why they all lost? Yes.
I didn't show enough enthusiasm.
-Give it a try. It's hard.
That was close!
Mr. Makabe, you're not wearing a chain today.
I forgot.
-Why not? I forgot.
-It's too hot. Sure.
-Do your best. You don't sound very convincing.
In this heat? Of course I'll do my best.
I'll beat them!
We can see your legs, Cheetan. How many uniforms do you have?
You scare me.
Did you see the Castle of Takeshi
-when you were a boy? It was my favorite.
And now look! I work here!
I used to see it every week. I wanted him to tell me
"My chosen ones, you survived." And that "Attack!"
I grew up with those lines.
I did.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did it again.
Good luck!
-Are you going to Sonan Beach? It's great.
-It's a great place for a pickup. You don't do that, do you?
Go get 'em!
We're yelling "Girls!" like it's the '80s.
-You guys going to the loser games? Yeah.
I hope you lose!
-The sh**t is over. Thank you! Thank you!
All right. Thank you!
The water pressure was so strong that it pushed me back.
-It was great fun. Thank you!
-Thank you! Thank you!
Takeshi Castle is kicking a*s!
There goes my voice.
We're sorry about your precious voice.
-Thank you. We thank you.
They're leaving.
*OFFiCiAL
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01x07 - Episode 7
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Features the Japanese comedian Takeshi Kitano as a count who sets up difficult physical challenges that players (or a volunteer army) must overcome in order to reach him in his castle.
Features the Japanese comedian Takeshi Kitano as a count who sets up difficult physical challenges that players (or a volunteer army) must overcome in order to reach him in his castle.