01x13 - Mandora – The Evil Chaser

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[sighing]

[rustling]

Careful, Snarf.

Butterflies scare easy.

So we have to be super,

super-duper quiet.

[vocalizing]

Butterflies, h*!

[grunts] Wait.

Gotcha! Never mind.

Gotcha! Never mind.

Ah-ha!

I like that one!

Never mind. Whoa!

[Snarf] h*!

- [groans]

- [Lion-O] Gotcha!

You're mine now, punk.

[meows]

[butterflies laughing]

Wow! Looks like we're both good at

catching butterflies. [rumbling]

Whoa! Sweet. A thing.

I love things.

That's metal. Definitely metal.

[male voice 1] Help us.

[voices clamoring indistinctly]

That's scary voices.

Definitely, scary voices.

[male voice 2] Just pull

the red lever.

- [male voice 3] It's right over there.

- [male voice 4] It's red.

Hmm. "Open this now."

Well, who am I

to second-guess a wall.

[rumbling]

- [Snarf exclaims]

- Hmm. Who

[all grunting]

- [all yelling]

- [tires screeching]

[creature grunts]

Thanks, hot stuff.

You're welcome!

Boy, Snarf, it sure feels good

to be helpful.

- [Snarf gulps]

- [distant whooshing]

Whoa! A cool motorcycle.

Whoa, a cool motorcycle person.

- [engine revs]

- [beeps]

[tires screech]

Whoa! A cool

motorcycle landing.

[straining] My eyes can't go

any wider. There we go.

- [communicator beeps]

- Calling the Interplanetary Control Force.

I've recovered

the downed prison satellite,

but the inmates

have been released.

What kind of sick freak

would just let them all go?

[laughing nervously] Hi.

I'm Lion-O.

Mandora. Intergalactic

Evil Chaser, first class.

You know,

your picture's upside down.

Whoa! Whoa! What?

- Snarf, help.

- [Snarf exclaims]

[grunts]

[Mandora] Stop right there.

As a Snarf, you are beholden to the

Interplanetary Policing Charter of 40008.

- [beeping]

- Hmm. You know Snarf?

You're under arrest for the biggest

jailbreak in the known universe.

See what you've done!

Even Molly Lava is free now.

Not that a criminal like you

would care about that.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I think you're mixing me up

with someone else.

I'm not a criminal.

I'm an evil chaser, like you.

Like, ooh! Do you know

these guys, the mutants?

- [creature laughing]

- Super evil, and I'm always chasing them.

Evildoer, halt!

Don't worry, Mandora.

I'll get him.

[panting]

- [groans]

- [Lion-O grunts]

- [Mandora] Hmm.

- Oh, come on!

All I did was cheat

on my taxes.

Oh, well,

that's not so bad, right?

You don't think the galaxy should

have good roads and schools?

You deserve to rot!

- [creature groans]

- I mean, yeah, rot.

- [Mandora] Hmm.

- [handcuffs clicking]

- [creature yells]

- You stand guard, Snarf creature.

- [electronic scanning]

- [crying]

We did it! One more bad guy

off the streets.

- Go team!

- [Mandora] Hmm.

Go team, go!

Hmm. I guess you're not

a criminal.

- [handcuffs click]

- You're just an oaf.

Oaf?

[voice repeating]

[voice singing]

That's right. I'm an oaf.

I'm the biggest oaf

you've ever met.

Guess what, oaf,

I need a deputy.

And you're the only warm body

in my field of vision.

You're going to show me around

in this backwater rock,

and help me track down

all the criminals you set free.

Deputy Oaf!

[all cheering]

All right, I'm ready!

Wrong.

Now you're ready.

[engine powering up]

[whooshing]

[laughs evilly]

[upbeat music playing]

[engine revs]

M-M-M-Mandora ♪

- She's an evil chaser ♪

- First class ♪

Mandora

she's firing a laser ♪

- Real fast ♪

- Mandora ♪

- When you know space crime ♪

- Space crime ♪

Mandora

you can see her face ♪

But only the bottom half ♪

Calling all you

space law-breakers ♪

Looks like you made

some big mistakers ♪

Boomerangs and slick g*ns

and face lasers ♪

You're gonna wish

that she had tasers ♪

Just watch 'em charge ♪

[guitar solo playing]

M-M-M-Mandora ♪

M-M-Mandora ♪

She's got her list

and she's checking it twice ♪

So you better only hope

you ain't on it tonight ♪

Mandora

and her sidekick Oaf ♪

Mandora and Lion-O ♪

Mandora, can we pretty,

pretty please ♪

Be officially awesome

friends? ♪

[Mandora] Good job, Snarf.

[all grunting]

Well, you made my job

marginally easier.

Which is actually

the highest compliment

I've ever paid anyone.

Thank you, oaf.

[exclaims]

Ha-ha. Yeah, nice job, oaf.

You're just jealous that she

doesn't consider you an oaf.

[scoffs] Kid, do you know

what that word even means?

Of course, I do!

Unless, I don't.

Snarf, what does oaf mean?

I mean, I know what oaf means,

but Hmm.

[whispers] I just want to double-check.

[Snarf grunts]

O-A-F. Oaf.

[machine] Oaf, noun.

An uneducated, clumsy person.

I'm not clumsy!

That's it. I need to prove to Mandora

that I'm not what she thinks I am.

Hmm. Bug Man, check.

Cyborg, check.

Burly Warrior, check.

Molly Lava. Probably headed

to the nearest volcano,

you little molten menace.

Aw, that tiny little cutie?

You think Molly Lava,

destroyer of worlds

and stealer of ice cream

is cute?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh, quick question here.

Uh, if I were to say, I don't

know, capture this criminal,

- it'd prove I'm not an oaf, right?

- I suppose so. Yes.

But, as a deputy oaf,

you just don't have the

qualifications necessary to

- [engine revs]

- [Lion-O] Sorry, Mandora! I'll fix it!

[grunting in anger]

I know stealing is bad, Snarf,

but if we get there first,

and capture Molly,

she'll see what not-oafs we are.

[slurping]

[exclaims and sighs]

That ice cream was super-duper,

yummy-nummy.

But now, it's time to

[in evil voice]

fulfill my evil destiny!

[grunting]

We're almost there.

- [electronic beeping]

- [Lion-O] Hmm. We just got a reading.

There she is. Faster, Snarf.

[grunts]

La, la, la, just climbing

Some rocks ♪

Before melting everyone

In lava ♪

Hmm? [shrieks]

I swear I saw her here.

Maybe, over here.

[laughs]

[Lion-O] I lost her.

- [tires screech]

- [engine stops]

[grunting]

- Hmm.

- Looking for me, handsome?

- Evildoer, halt!

- No.

- [liquid splashes]

- Ah, man, that really never works.

[rumbling]

[Lion-O] Whoa!

Behold my true power!

Now, watch me

destroy your planet!

Oh, so that's why

you're not cute.

[panting]

What did you do, oaf?

Don't worry!

I've got it all under control!

Don't move a muscle.

I'm coming to save you.

Oh, no, you're not!

[grunts] I'm trapped!

I'm coming, Mandora!

[grunts] Got your arm!

[Molly Lava] Oh, yeah?

Whoa!

[grunts]

[grunts]

Oh, man. Not enough. Thunder.

[grunts]

Still no good. Thunder!

Gonna scorch ya.

[grunts]

I'm gonna burn you up.

[Lion-O grunts] Whoa!

[gasps and laughs]

[engine revs]

- [Molly Lava groans]

- [Lion-O] Chop, chop, chop, chop!

- [Molly Lava] My arms!

- Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop! [vocalizing]

[yells]

[grunts] Yeah!

[grumbling]

- Gotcha!

- Uh-oh.

[Molly Lava grunts]

- [Molly Lava laughs]

- [Lion-O yelling]

Time to destroy another planet.

I told you,

you weren't qualified, oaf.

I'm not an oaf, Mandora.

I'm Lion-O,

the Lord of the ThunderCats!

King of all Thundera!

That guy was a king?

He sacrificed his life

for the sake of the planet.

That dummy!

That incredibly brave,

respectable,

apparently regal dummy.

I could cry right now,

but I don't show emotion

while I'm on duty.

[sniffles]

Mandora

Looks like it's down

to me and you, Mandora!

- [laughs]

- Bring it!

With pleasure.

[laughs]

Oh, I feel kind of funny.

[groaning]

- [yells]

- Helicopter shield sword move!

[crying] Goodbye, my big,

beautiful lava buddy.

[chuckles] Not too bad

for an oaf, huh?

You may be an oaf,

but you're one incredibly

tough oaf.

[Molly Lava shrieks]

You know what, Lion-O?

I've been in the field

a long time,

and I don't think

I've ever seen anyone

as brave as you were today.

You're not a deputy oaf.

Really?

You're an officer oaf.

Junior officer oaf.

With restricted privileges

and duties.

Oh. By oaf, do you mean,

officially awesome friend?

- No!

- Hmm.

[chain rattling]

If I ever need help

from an oaf,

I'll know who to ask for.

Whoa! What's going on here?

We're hugging?

[joyfully] We're hugging!

- That means we're best frie

- [handcuffs click]

Even though you

did a great job,

that doesn't discount the fact

that you stole my motorcycle.

The law's the law,

and I've gotta take you in.

[engine revs]

[chuckles] You're right.

- I did do a good job.

- [camera shutter clicks]

M-M-M-Mandora ♪

M-M Mandora ♪

Can we pretty, pretty please

be officially awesome ♪

Friends? ♪