01x43 - ThunderDogs

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[growling]

All right, everyone,

just stay calm

'Cause it's time

for someone's snack!

- [chomps]

- [growling]

And that,

my Thundarian friends,

is how you feed

a Gaw-Rak-Rak!

Oh, man!

This Astral Plane

Animal Shelter is the best!

[whale howls]

I'm so happy

you volunteered

to help out, Lion-O.

Are you kidding?

I love feeding these guys.

Tygra, we should

adopt this monster.

Ugh. We're not going to adopt

the monster, Lion-O. [gasps]

Okay, what about this

venom-spitting weasel fiend?

He's so cute.

I wanna take him home.

C'mon, Lion-O.

We can't

Ahhh!

Tygra! What about this

mega hissing-demon crab?

[hissing]

Lion-O, we talked about this.

We're here to help Jaga.

We're not adopting

anything today.

- But he's so hissy!

- [hisses]

Don't worry, Lion-O.

All of these astral beasts

will find loving homes

in no time.

Except that one.

No one wants that dog.

[sentimental music playing]

[whimpering]

Oh, my gosh!

This dog is the cutest dog

I've ever seen.

Yeah, who wouldn't want

an adorable dog like this?

Nobody would want him.

He's terrible.

But don't feel bad,

he'll just stay here forever.

Alone. Being lonely. Forever.

[sentimental music playing]

[whimpering]

Tygra, we have to give

this puppy a home.

We're not going to

By fostering him.

We'll take him back

to Cats' Lair

and find him

a perfect forever home

with someone on Third Earth.

That way, he doesn't have to

stay here in the shelter

and we get to spend some time

with his adorable cuteness.

That's

actually a very

responsible idea, Lion-O.

Wonderful!

And if you can't find

a home for him,

which you won't,

you can send him back here

to be alone forever.

That won't happen!

As Lord of the ThunderCats,

I vow to find this puppy

the perfect home!

- [screams]

- [laughs]

I told ya.

[male announcer on TV] And so, the

challengers have completed baking.

It's a tense moment

as Todd removes his pie

from the oven.

Told ya this show was good.

[all scream in horror]

Oh. It's just Lion-O and Tygra.

Yep! We're back

from the Astral Plane

- and we brought this puppy!

- [drools]

[all screaming in horror]

Oh. Actually, it's not so bad.

Yeah, he's kinda cute!

- [barks]

- Whoa!

[barks]

[barking]

Yeah, yeah, he's real cute.

Anyways, back to my show.

[male announcer on TV]

And the votes are in

- [thuds]

- [barking]

[sentimental music playing]

[barking]

He's perfect! Can we keep him?

Sadly, no.

But we will find him

the perfect home.

Speaking of which,

I'm gonna go put up

some posters, like, right now.

- [growling]

- Who wouldn't want a pet like this guy?

I know, right?

Oh, my shows.

And there we go.

These posters are sure to get

a lot of attention.

[laughs]

[scoffs] Look at dumb Tygra

putting up dumb posters

with his dumb hair

on his dumb head.

[mockingly] "Uh, I'm Tygra.

I own a stapler. I"

[ancient spirits of evil]

Mumm-Ra!

Are you just watching Tygra

do stuff?

Me? No.

Ooh, look! A penny!

I was, just, uh, formulating

a new, evil scheme!

[laughs]

[hesitantly] A super good

one of them. Uh

Well, what is it?

Uh well

I was thinking that

through my powers of disguise,

I could, uh, pretend

to be someone

who wants to adopt that puppy.

[ancient spirits of evil] And?

And then the DunderCats

would invite me

into their lair,

and then I can, um

Uh

Steal the Sword of Omens

for us?

You want that?

I had that sword,

It just gets bigger,

or whatever.

You may have not done

much with it,

but with the Sword of Omens

in our hands,

we could destroy

the ThunderCats.

Yes!

And then Third Earth

would be ours!

[laughing maniacally]

[sighs]

No? Not gonna laugh with me?

Do you even enjoy being evil?

Now, to blend in with these

ordinary pet enthusiasts.

[laughs]

- [growling]

- [Berbil] Help! Help!

Oh, no! He's biting!

[chuckles] As you can see,

he's a little rambunctious.

I'm not sure

this puppy is for us.

Ow.

But but, you Berbils

love rebuilding things,

and the puppy

is always breaking things.

It's a perfect match.

You do raise a good point.

But the thing is

Aww, toots.

The Berbils were a no, huh?

[barking]

He was a tiny bit

too intense for them.

But don't worry.

Surely this adorable puppy

will be perfect

for one of those people.

And perhaps

I am that people.

Did you say,

"I am that people"?

Yes, and that's

a normal thing to say.

I'm Steve Hutchinson.

A normal man.

I'm here to inquire

about the dog.

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

Whoa!

[slurps, sighs contentedly]

[gasping in awe]

Aw! I think he likes you.

Oops! [chuckles] Sorry,

other regular people like me.

I forgot my apartment

doesn't allow pets

and I'm allergic

to dogs anyway.

[sneezes] Ha-ha.

Oh, by the way,

can I use your bathroom?

Thank you!

Huh. I guess this puppy

has a thing for normal people.

[howls]

Aw, there, there.

We'll find you a home,

- I promise.

- [growling]

See, he's cheering up already.

What's up? I hear you're

giving away a cool guard dog.

- Yep! Here he is!

- [barking]

[grunting]

[all screaming]

[chuckles] That was easy!

People get so dumb and gullible

around puppies!

But not me!

I won't fall for some mutt

just 'cause it's cute and soft

and its face

makes my evil heart

bloom like a flower on a

Ah!

What's this?

Weapons vault, eh?

[grunting]

Aw, mummy wipes.

My magic is terrible

at picking locks.

- [dog barking]

- Oh, no! They're coming!

[Lion-O] Okay, so the puppy

doesn't like Warrior Maidens,

that doesn't mean

we should give up!

Stop him, Lion-O!

Oh, what wonderful,

evil havoc

that precious puppy wreaks!

Such a dazzling

little creature

Is what I would say

if I liked dogs

but I don't.

Dogs are dumb.

[gasping]

Behold!

That stupid sword

is way up there. Ugh.

I guess I'm

climbing this thing.

And that's when Dippie,

not Dappie, my eldest, Dippie,

Dippie said,

"Papa, it is we

who should adopt the puppy,"

said Dippie.

Uh, and I said "Dippie"

Sorry about the wait, everyone.

[strains] Easy there.

[chuckles]

Why don't you take the reins?

The pup may not look like much,

but he

can fly apparently?

[screams] Whoa

Dippie!

Shoulda seen that coming.

Come on,

we gotta save that Bolkin

and see if he still

wants the puppy.

- All right.

- Let's go.

[cell phone dialing]

Mama, it's Dippie.

Somethin' happened to Papa.

[screams] Dippie

Down. Down, boy! Down.

[grunts]

Almost there

- [rumbling]

- Whoa!

- [tense music playing]

- [barking]

No! Not the weapons vault!

[screaming]

Tell Dippie I said

[softly] "Hi, Dippie."

ThunderCats! h*

[WilyKit and WilyKat]

We got him!

[both grunt]

Hey, puppy! Fetch the stick!

Ha! Gotcha!

[laughs] You burnt.

Eat capsule bombs!

[farts]

Dippie!

Ooh. Stinky.

This oughta hold him!

[laughs]

You guys, I got him.

- I got Whoa!

- I got you, buddy.

[chuckles]

That's teamwork

- [whimpers]

- Huh?

[sentimental music playing]

[barking]

Hey! Stop!

No, no, no!

Come back here! Whoa!

- We got this, Lion-O!

- [WilyKat] Woo-hoo!

[laughs]

That dog is just so

perfectly evil.

Whoa! What am I doing?

Keep your head

in the game, Steve.

Time to get me a sword.

- [laughs]

- [barking]

Just gotta jiggle it

outta here and then

Whoa what's happening?

[barking]

That dog is gonna

blow my cover!

Huh? Not the big grenade!

[tense music playing]

- [whimpering]

- [grunting]

[whimpering]

[sighs in relief]

[expl*si*n]

[all groaning]

[screaming in distance]

So

Wanna adopt the puppy?

Well, it's like I told Dippie,

not Duppie, my middle

child, but Dippie.

- I said, "Dippie"

- [Dippie] Papa.

Come, Papa.

[excitedly] Dippie!

Hi, Dippie.

I'm not adopting the dog.

- [growling]

- Well, that Bolkin was the last person in line.

That means no one wants

this wonderful little angel.

[grunts] The sword!

We'll have to send him back

to the shelter,

where he'll be alone forever.

- [whimpering]

- [all groan]

- I feel terrible.

- It's so sad.

[grunts] I'll take

the darn dog, okay.

Mumm-Ra?

How did you get in here?

I've been here the whole time.

Try to keep up, Tygra.

This is great!

The puppy [chuckles]

let's admit it,

is a little bit evil.

[yelling] A little?

He broke my big grenade!

Come on, Panthro.

You still have

your tiny grenade.

Oh, yeah.

[sentimental music playing]

Anyway, I promised the dog

a perfect home.

And that's Mumm-Ra!

Gross. Stop it

Yeah, makes sense to me.

There's just one question left.

What are you gonna name him?

I hadn't really

thought about it

I know!

You could call him, Mutt-Ra.

- I like it.

- Makes sense.

Mutt-Ra?

What? No! [laughs]

That's dumb.

I'll call him

Ma Mutt

Ma-Mutt. Yes, Ma-Mutt.

[laughs]

Really?

It feels like

you just picked that

to not use Mutt-Ra,

which was obviously better.

Until next time, ThunderCats.

Ugh. Used up all my

stupid magic on this

Looks like everything

worked out just fine.

Lion-O, you gave

an evil demon dog

to our worst enemy.

Hmm

Oh, yeah. I guess I did.