02x05 - Operation: Seal Team Debra

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Narrator: Every
person needs an outlet

to release their inner spark,

but for the Three Busy Debras,
outlets are the one place

you don't want to stick
your fingers into.

Say when, Debra.

When, Debra.

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[ Snorts ]

Whoa, whoa, easy girl.
Whoa, there. Shh.

Sorry I'm in such
a rush, ladies.

I've got to get down
to the coffee shop.

They're letting me
hang my art there

for the entire afternoon.

So you've been cheating on
brunch with other hobbies?

I'm not cheating at all.

I've been talking
about my art for years.

But let me take it from the top.

Ah, five, six, seven, eight.

♪ When I was 9 years old,
I first picked up a brush ♪

♪ I'm not amazing at it,
but I have a lot of fu-u-n ♪

Oh, you know, hearing
your voice reminds me

that I want it to stop.

[ Watch beeps ] Oh,
look at the time.

I've got to get
down to the shop.

I know It's just a stupid hobby,

but promise me you'll come by.

Of course we won't.

[ Chuckles ] What
are friends for?

[ Laughter ]

I don't want to live in a world

where Debra enjoys something
that we don't care about.

Debra thinks she's so happy.

Let's go find things we like,

whether we like them or not.

Hmm!

♪♪

You know, I'm actually
an amazing figure skater.

I went to the ice rink
one time in third grade,

and I was such a natural,

the government
said I had to stop.

♪♪

Take out your notebooks, kids,

'cause you're about
to get schooled.

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[ Laughter ]

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So what's the prognosis?

He's been blind since birth.

You're our only hope.

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[ Blows ]

[ Ding! ]

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[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God.

I can finally see. [ Gasps ]

No one in the
history of Lemoncurd

has ever restored sight to
the blind, Doctor Debra.

You just have to blow on it.

I am forever grateful.

You changed my life.

Hobbies are supposed
to fulfill me,

and all I did was change
your life for the better?

[ Sighs ] What a waste.

Oh.

This is awesome.

♪♪

Well, the hobbies didn't take.

This is all Debra's fault.

She got a lifelong
passion just to spite us.

I knew this was all about us!

She's probably brainstorming

new ways to hurt us as we speak.

♪♪

We have to stop her
before she strikes again.

♪♪

Welcome to Curdle's Coffee,
home of the cupless coffee.

[ Sizzling ] Hi, I'm Debra.

I'll be hanging
my art here today.

We're excited to
have you, Debra.

We've assigned you
prime real estate...

The wall right above the bucket.

♪♪

The bucket?

Somebody pinch me...
I must be dreaming.

[ Laughs ]

Perfectino.

♪♪

You're an amazing artist.

And you're very hydrated.

[ Ding! ]

♪♪

I would like one
coffee bean, please.

Can I get a name for the order?

Longdaya... Purseman.

Here's a tip.

Stop, drop, and roll.

♪♪

No!!

Coffee, consider
yourself roasted.

♪♪

[ Sobbing ]

My art! My beautiful art!

My beans! My beautiful beans!

[ Both sobbing ]

♪♪

[ Tires screech ]

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

Brilliant.

The burned edges, the
soot, the scars of w*r...

A masterpiece pulled from
the wreckage of devastation.

Who is responsible for this
work of unmistakable genius?

Me, Debra.

Last name? No.

Chic.

The name's London...
London England.

I'm the curator of Lemoncurd's
Gallery of Fine Art,

and I'd k*ll to have your work

shown at tonight's exhibition.

[ Chuckles ] Thank you.

That means so much coming
from someone that I just met.

Well, guess what.

I'm about to change
your g*dd*mn life.

Come on.

We're off to downtown Lemoncurd.

Oh! [ Chuckles ]

♪♪

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Gasps ]

I can't believe

our friend is happy
because of us.

This is a disaster!

Did you see that weird thing

Debra's mouth was doing,
turning up at the corners?

It's sick!

[ Creak! ] [ Boing! ]

If we can't destroy Debra's art,

we must destroy her spirit.

And I have the perfect scheme.

[ Hatch creaks ]

♪♪

Debra #3: Welcome, everyone,

to the pulsing epicenter
of my self-expression.

This is my initial foray into
[Speaks foreign language]

What I like about you

is you're not afraid to
just do the damn thing.

Will it be white or red
this evening, Madame?

[ Chuckles ] Red.

Ooh, yummy. So good.

Cheers. To the best
night of my life.

[ Applause ]

Debra #2: Ever since
Lemoncurd abolished privacy,

I took it upon myself to
install surveillance cameras

in every square foot of town.

So does that mean you saw

what I ate for
dinner last night?

I did, and a word to the wise,

you're supposed to k*ll the
lobster before you eat it.

Well, enough about me.

Let's remember who are
actually mad at here.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

It's time to deploy
the ultimate weapon

of psychological destruction.

Initiating self-esteem
strike in three, two...

Blue, green, red...

Those are just some
of the colors I know.

[ Chuckles ]

Mom?

Is this your little project?

Looks like you had fun.

♪♪

[ Both cheering ]

Target hit!

Condescension this nuclear

will have lasting
effects for generations!

[ Cheering continues ]

On any other day,

a comment like that would
completely destroy me.

But a couple of hours ago,
I almost burned alive,

and it showed me what's
most important in life.

I love you, Mom,
and I forgive you

for getting engaged
during my wedding.

I love you, too.

Despite your choice
to get married

in the middle of my engagement.

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

No!!

[ Both screaming ]

Nothing's working!

[ Grunts ]

[ Computer beeping
] Of course!

Debra's had too many concussions

to be broken down
psychologically.

We must destroy her physically.

Do you know what
time it is, Debra?!

No, I don't!

It's time to wipe Debra
off the face of the earth.

[ Both laugh ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

gather round for her
groundbreaking new work.

I am pleased to
honor Debra with...

the Golden Splotch.

[ Gasps ]

[ Applause ]

Thank you so much
for this honor.

I have faced so many
hardships in my life,

and none of them matter now
that I own one more item.

So now, without further ado,

I would like to unveil
my magnum opus...

Debra #1: A little to the
left, little to the right.

I'm really disappointed in Debra

for putting us in this position.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am the best artist
who has ever lived.

[ Applause ]

This piece is entitled
"My Reason for Living."

[ Both crying ]

♪♪

Soldiers, lower your weapons.

Stand down... I
repeat, stand down.

♪♪

[ All gasp ]

Debras, you came!

I made this for you.

Do you like it?

The technique needs work,

but the subject is beautiful.

I hate everything else,

but you're really
on to something...

on this side of the canvas.

Hey, Debra...

keep creating.

[ Chuckles ]

Your support means the world.

[ Ding! ]

So what did you
ladies get into today?

Oh, this and that.

[ Laughter ]

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