01x08 - Der Morgen danach

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We've all...

I mean I...

I've failed.

And...

I really thought we were making progress.

Why were you there?

It was an emergency.

Easy. It's me.

There it is again.

What?

Yes.

What?

I don't know. You tell me.

Maybe I wanted
to assure myself I'm doing a good job.

Do you doubt yourself?

I don't doubt. I know.

Now I know.

What?

What do you know?

That I'm a therapist
who can't help her clients.

Anja?

We need you.

Nele found the shittiest position ever.

Come as fast as you can.

Or we're f*cked.

Again.

Why were you there?

Out of curiosity.

What happened at the party?

It sounded like an emergency.

It sounds worse than it was.

-What's going on here?
-Nothing.

-Zoé.
-No, really. Anja.

First, I thought that Ben and...

Is that Nele?

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes. She's having sex.

No. She's dreaming.

Anja?

Okay. You got me.

Denial is pointless.

I don't know how it could happen.

I forgot Nele and Ben...

too.

Nele and Ben?

Weren't you leaving?

Wow. What a start to the day.

I just had the first
meaningless sex of my life.

Yes.

And I feel nothing at all.

I don't know how it could happen.

To be honest, I can't remember.

I'm going to leave now. I was never here.

Morning.

Yvonne?

That's Yvonne?

And you all know each other?

Yes, from Dennis's grandma's funeral.

This is the women who
showed me the door to real life.

What door?

The door to Orgasmland.

What?

Excuse me.

It was you?

You slept with Yvonne at the funeral?

Listen. I...

If I had known that,

I'd have done it much earlier.

Anja.

Hi.

No. Seriously?

Aren't those two from your swimming group?

-I think it'd be good to talk...
-I'm cured.

What are you doing here?

The door was open.

I feel like there's something
very edgy in the air. You too?

Hey.

Nele, sorry. Zoé probably already...

-I actually want to explain...
-Me first.

It's totally fine
that you didn't show up yesterday.

Louis. I see Anja for a reason,

and I made a lot of progress,

which may seem like regression to you...

Nele. Stop.

This isn't what you think.

It was you with Yvonne.

Zoé was the car horn?

-Yes.
-You can't...

You and...

Hey, Nele.

You have every reason
to be mad at me. Okay?

Because...

-What happened yesterday was...
-That...

might seem like a big deal to you,

-but it was nothing.
-Nele.

-It was magic and fire.
-Louis.

-It was a perfect...
-It was meaningless.

-It was nothing.
-Yes.

You're getting your wires crossed.

-I have to tell you something.
-The kiss with Zoé blew my mind.

sh*t.

It's true.

The kiss with...

You kissed Louis?

Yes.

Wow.

I can't be your therapist anymore.

Zoé was right.
This circle jerk is pointless.

Please leave Dennis's apartment.

He's very hurt.

I don't think this is fair to Zoé.

-That's not okay.
-Dennis and I have just been betrayed.

Once by our partner

and once by our so-called friend.

Exactly.

And that's four cases
of betrayal altogether.

Three. We were broken up.

Whatever.

Zoé and Louis

only kissed.

-We, on the other hand...
-Ben, stop.

Your group was doing
much better before I showed up.

Well, you just keep screwing up.

Hey.

Get lost.

Get lost!

It hurts like hell!

No ice cream will help.

-Anja?
-Yes, Anja.

What about Anja?

Anja is gone.

Yes. But we need her.

So, come on.

She can't be far.

Nele?

Juice?

Zoé's right.

Before her, everything was better.

It wasn't.

Before her, we hardly made any progress.

I reached my goal.

Yes. I'm happy for you.

I reached my goal too.

But this morning, I...

I'll help you, okay?

Yvonne. No.

-We need...
-To find your swim therapist.

Have you tried calling?

-Nothing.
-Her address?

Look. There she is.

We have to catch up with her. We need her.

ADULT MOVIE THEATER

TO THE SILVER SACK

There she is.

Over there.

-Sorry, we thought you were someone else.
-Yes.

Great hair. Nice hairstyle.

Bye.

-Bye.
-Bye.

GAMBLING HALL

REEPERBAHN

SEX HOTEL

I brought something nice today.

You hang out at the Reeperbahn?

Yes, the Love Palace
is like my second home.

I have an idea.

Why?

Seeing this could really unsettle you.

Dennis! I've changed. Okay?

When we're out of here,
I'll talk to Louis.

I'll have my first proper relationship.

Now, I want to watch her.

Ben?

Why exactly are we here?

To research.

Hey, cutie. I'm Nadia.

Ben. Hi. Nice to meet you.

-What do you want?
-You don't have to.

I mean it. We're here for you.
We need Anja.

We need her.

Dennis, look!

Talk to Theo.

And you're sure you want her,

not someone more...

exciting?

This really isn't the right moment.
Think about your feelings.

Your girlfriend's jealous.

I'm not his girlfriend.

We had a one-night stand,

but it meant nothing.

I have a boyfriend.
I'll work things out with him.

-I see.
-Yes.

What am I saying here?

Okay, honey. You need to talk to Theo.

And be warned.

He's in a bad mood today.

Thanks for your help.

Bye.

You probably remember this one?

No.

Anja's dolls from therapy.

-I see.
-She got them here.

Maybe Theo knows something.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Horror Sister Hildegard.

sh*t, Louis. This...

This thing between us really

is not...

Boss,

it won't happen again.

It was a slip-up.

Okay.

Calm down, Theo.

Calm down.

All excuses.

Excuses.

It's really driving me crazy.

How often have you told me this?

Stand up straight.

So, you two dolls. Close your eyes.

Close them and don't blink.

Now put your hands on your chest.
Like a pharaoh.

Like Tutankhamun.

And now lift your right leg.

Bosko, the other right. Unbelievable.

Now draw an eight with that leg.

A nice, wide eight.

You're wobbling. And why? Stop it.

Because you're in defense mode.

Always against it and saying no.

You have to open up.
The world is changing.

Gender inclusivity is not hard!

Employees,

he, she, they.

Hooker... he, she, they.

Exactly. Good job.

-Now you, Bosko.
-Yes.

Say something.

-Hercules... he, she, they.
-Awesome. That's it. Arms down.

Come on. Get out now.

Good boy, Bosko.

He, she, they!

Here for me?

Yes.

Are you Theo?

I think he is Theo.

-Do you maybe know her?
-No.

Maybe Anja?

Of course.

You're from her group.

Yes, we are.

Awesome. Come in.

-Cool.
-Yes, hello.

-Hi.
-We're looking for her. We had a fight.

And...

we want to talk to her.

And maybe you can
tell us where she lives, or...

Have you got sh*t for brains?

I don't give customer information.

-Who is this oddball here?
-Listen to me very carefully.

You can't just blow us off like this.

My friend and his team need your help.

And I expect a clear answer now.

Got it?

My ex.

Ask Gerda.

-Gerda?
-Gerda.

One of the girls?

Gerda would never come
to a place like this.

Gerda is the most romantic person ever.

Gerda.

Q and A session is over.

Piss off. Get out. Come on.

If you find Anja, tell her I said hi.

Get out.

If you're looking for a job,

come by. You're a dancer.

I recognize a dancer when I see one.

Dennis.

Bye.

You're a dancer. I see it.

"Gerda" rings a bell.

-Will it come to you at home?
-Yes.

There's nothing online. "Gerda"
and "romantic" remind me of an event.

I have to look in my records.

Did you think
I was really gonna hit on a stripper?

Nele has progressed.
You surely can do the same.

Maybe you could try it again
with Stella or Milla.

Or with the seahorse party girl.

-Maybe. And you with Louis.
-Yes.

With Louis.

Did you find anything?

Yes. I found something.

Like big time.

Gerda.

I remembered my marriage proposal.

Come on.

Yvonne, come.

Everything okay?

It doesn't feel good?

No, quite the opposite.

I never had that before.

But?

You and me...

As long as I don't know
what Nele thinks...

I can't do it.

I don't know what's right.

But Nele and the others are

so important to me.

I can't risk it.

We've had sh*t timing from the start.

Can you kick yourself out now?

Because I can't do it.

When were you proposed to?

I wasn't. I just wished
that he would do it here.

Who is he? Louis?

No. Just "he."

Like, the guy I marry.

And where does Anja fit in?

Gerda is the only female gondolier
in Germany.

I spoke with her once.

A trip over the Alster, candlelit boat

and Venetian music.

Hamburg's most romantic place.

HAPPINESS ON THE ALSTER

Excuse me.

Are you Gerda?

Gerda the gondolier?

Children, three people maximum.

It's not a cruise, okay?

Four people...

800 euros.

Eight hundred bucks?

Well, 400 because it's you, okay?

-That's still a lot.
-We don't want a ride.

We just have a few questions.

Do you happen to know an Anja?

Yes, I know lots of Anjas.

But I'm not available for a quiz show.

So do you want a ride or not?

Two hundred euros.

For one hour.

Fifteen minutes for two people.
That's 25 euros.

Me and my wombat have to talk anyway.

All aboard then, okay?

Hey.

Just because you had sex,
doesn't mean you're back together.

Got it?

Are you coming?

I can do this.

You guys talk.

Nele?

I hope you and Louis
can sort out things out.

I saw Zoé making out with Louis
in the apartment today.

-I'm sorry. I didn't know...
-No. It's fine.

It somehow opened my eyes.

-I'm sure Zoé and Louis...
-Ben, it's not about them at all.

It opened my eyes
because it didn't hurt to see them.

-I don't understand...
-I saw you with someone.

At least that's what I thought.

And that did hurt.

What happened this morning...

it wasn't distraction sex, right?

It wasn't for me.

Not at all, Ben.

It won't work, Nele.

What won't work?

I'm not the right man for you.

We still need Anja.

Anja.

Do you mean that crazy therapist?

Your new friends do you good.

But,

what about me moving in?

No.

From now on I'll say no.

But,

I can't sleep on the street.

No. Yes.

I think it's kind of sexy
when you're like this.

Yes.

I know quite a lot about that Anja.

A bit too much for my taste, okay?

If anyone in our group knows, it's Ellen.

-Your group?
-Ellen?

Yes. Ellen de la Berge
or however you pronounce it.

-About the rooms...
-Yvonne.

Even if I didn't say no to sex it...

No to what?

To sex.

Pooh-bear.

Everything happened last night.

But there wasn't any sex.

Because you did say no.

And you fell asleep.

You mean,

-last night we didn't...
-We didn't.

I undressed you
because you always sweat so much.

I get it, Dennis.

You don't want me.

You know what?

I have a date.

If it's goes well, can we use your room?

No.

My No-Bear.

I'm proud of you.

Couch it is!

ZOÉ
Ellen, can you contact Anja for me?

ZOÉ
It's urgent. Please.

-Anything?
-Yes.

Hey, have you ever heard of tipping?

Sorry.

Twenty euros, please.

You can't tell me how much to tip you.

I provided you with information.

Thanks.

What did you find out?

We need to ask Ellen de la Berge.

-Zoé's boss?
-Yes.

But I won't call Zoé.

She has to do it.

Please give me
one last chance to make it up to you.

We need Anja, and I need you.

Please come to the gym.

Anja will be there too.

Zoé found Anja.

What is this?

A slide show?

Where is Anja?

Please, sit.

Anja won't be long.

Please.

When I met you,
at first I thought, such losers.

Freak club.

Your words exactly.

Yes.

But I was the biggest freak.

But you had your circle jerk.

I had no one.

Thanks to you, I realized that
I'd rather alienate the people I love

than let them in.

That's a compliment.

You know,

it's not easy

to listen to your heart
when you've locked it away

your whole life.

I've grown really fond of our freak club.

You guys are

something like family to me.

Like,

the family I never had.

Whatever.

I just wanted to tell you...

Even though it's too late,
and you all hate me anyway.

That's all well and good,

but you didn't have to babble so much.

You had us after the first sentence.

It's not that we hate you.

We just have to work through what happened

and sort it out.

And the best way to do that
is with Anja in therapy.

I won't let you lose your family.

Where is Anja?

She wanted to come, right?

I'm really glad you're doing better.

Working on ourselves...

That never stops.

We're all at the beginning.

Anja?

Please tell us again why you are here.

I'm Anja.

We discovered that
due to a bad relationship with my mom...

I have difficulty allowing closeness.

And I compensate...

by provoking frequent

and random sex with strangers.

And it happened again?

How does it feel?

Not good.

And I can't help anyone,
if I don't accept help myself.

I'm sorry that I just stopped coming.

I want to ask the group

to take me back.

Welcome back, Anja.

Trust me.

Anja will be there.
She was so wowed by my speech.

She said herself,
therapy is a lifelong thing.

This is the beginning.

I'm not at the beginning anymore.

Denny-Bear, you live with me now.

You're totally at the beginning.
I'm the new Yvonne!

Speaking of Yvonne. I talked to her.

Her name's on the lease too.

I think it's only fair, if...

-Dude.
-You can't.

Where is Anja?

"The love, lust and sex addicts group
is cancelled until further notice."

What?