01x02 - Liar / Himekawa Nene's Ears Give It Away

[bunniefuu]

What's this? A tongue twister?

Please, no!

Leave the tongue twister to me.

Thanks! You're a lifesaver!

It's got a lot of big words, though.

This is a message from Apollo.

Ugh!

Okay, take turns and let's keep going.

By streaming this, she's telling me

she's in the broadcast club.

Okay!

This is from "Love You All."

So why?

Why won't she reveal herself?

Thanks for writing in!

"I'd like to know how to join

the Shinobu-chan fanclub," they say.

Hey, wait! There's no such thing!

BROADCASTING ROOM (TEMP)

Sure there is.

And boys aren't allowed to join.

I wouldn't do that.

Oh, so boys are welcome, too?

Huh? Uh

Urk

Hide all you want. I'll just find you.

And then

I'll fulfill our promise.

Yeah! Peaceful is best!

I'll make professionals out of you all!

That's our vice prez for you.

Way to wrap up the topic.

ARISU: I'LL FULFILL OUR PROMISE.

I'LL MAKE PROFESSIONALS OUT OF YOU ALL!

Give me a break!

A healthy voice dwells in a healthy body!

These early morning runs should help

your voices advance to the next level!

Okay, but 6 AM is way too early! Jerk!

I want ice cream

Hey, that seagull

has something in its beak.

My word!

Is that the earbud I lost yesterday?!

How are you faster than all of us

in reverse? That's freaky!

Well done!

That should do it for the warmup.

My heart's about to explode!

Oh? An irregular pulse?

A rapid heartbeat can be caused by

nerves or excitement, you know?

How the heck is he perfectly fine?

Wait, never mind that!

Why are you acting like our coach?!

Are you serious about making us pros?

I have never not been serious.

Rest assured. I am the very definition

of a man of his word.

Drop the smug act!

Now, now, Nene-chan.

It's true that we've been slacking off.

And we did talk about exercising,

so this works out perfectly.

Isn't that why you're here, Nene?

You sure talk a big game, though.

Why're you so set on making us pros?

Is it really just

your perfectionist nature talking?

Can we really trust you?

Of course. I am the rising tide

that will lift all your boats.

How about you back up

your claim, errand boy?

Gladly, but before that

breakfast comes first.

Huh?

We're going to a restaurant.

N-Not sure that's the best idea

I-I want to stop by our club room first.

Me, too.

What's with you all?

Why are you running away?

You moron!

We're all sweaty, so we wanna change!

Have a look.

TRAINING REGIMEN - UZUKI SHINOBU

What are these?

They detail your issues

as well as training regimens to fix them.

I've also listed reference materials

and works that might help.

They're all perfectly tailored

to each of you.

Take a look and marvel at

the depth of my knowledge.

Wow, this is really detailed.

Why am I the only one with a huge pile?!

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KANJI

Because kanji drills.

You need to get better with them first.

It says my goal is to take

a VTuber agency audition.

Oh, and mine's to complete

an Anchor 101 course.

Mine's to pass the Level 3

Kanji Aptitude Test?!

And you, Rikka?

Sell 50 copies of my own CD

at a street performance.

Indeed. It's a good way to gain

confidence and experience, right?

What's the matter?

Say, Yamabuki-kun.

Have you ever played an instrument?

Never.

But if I stretch the definition a little,

I do enjoy whistling after a bath.

That's one hell of a stretch.

Do you have any idea

how much courage it takes

to play and sing in front of a crowd?

I don't, but it's a bridge you'll

have to cross if you want to go pro.

ROAD TO BECOMING A SINGER

ULTIMATE GOAL: CHART ON THE BILLBOARD

Surely you've felt your hands

shake from nerves, at least?

Never. Nervousness is not

in a Yamabuki's dictionary.

You've never been nervous in your life?

Liar.

You're all talk.

"All talk"?

I don't see why I should listen to you.

Wha? H-Hey!

Hoo boy, he made her mad.

Off with his head, I say.

Excuse me! I'd like an ice cream!

What's gotten into Inohana?

She's mad, and rightfully so.

She's good enough to write her own songs,

but some jerk who's all talk—

who can't even read sheet music—

thinks he can order her around.

Stop it, Nene-chan.

Don't kick him when he's down.

What? I'm just stating facts.

Huh?

Bucky's gone.

A All talk?

Who, yours truly?

Whoa, you brought him to his knees!

What a massive insult.

Nobody has ever said that to me!

Only my big sis, little sis, and mother!

That's quite the list.

She must be an amazing musician

to have the gall to say I'm all talk!

I need to hear for myself

just how good she is.

Bye!

I'm starving!

Inohana Rikka does mini-concerts

every Wednesday after school.

She performs in the school courtyard.

Her female fans camp out there,

making it hard for boys to watch.

Thanks for joining me again this week!

Th-This is a bigger audience

than I expected!

Huh?

There's a boy here!

Keep your skeevy eyes off our Rikka-chan!

Wait! I'm a member

of the broadcasting club!

This still makes me nervous every time.

I wonder if you all can tell.

WAITING FOR THE STREAM TO BEGIN

This still makes me nervous every time.

APOLLO HAS STARTED STREAMING

"MIDNIGHT HEART TUNE"

I wonder if you can tell.

Sorry if I miss a few notes, okay?

Whoa, yeah

Ah, when did I start yearning for a goal?

I was happy just walking down my path

I hear voices telling me I can't do it

But I keep going with my head held high

Because burning deep inside of me

Is a dazzling light, a soaring heartbeat

They never let me forget

I run, and I run

As my heart wills me to

And I write, and I write

My tell-all life story

I break, and I break through

All the walls fate puts before me

I crumble, and I fall

But I still reach out for what lies ahead

That's my own personal theory

That was awesome!

When I heard Inohana sing,

I saw a glimpse of Apollo.

The next song will be my last.

If you don't have any requests,

I guess I could—

Play that new KinFri song!

Me, too!

NEW SONGS - LYRICS 2 FOR CONCERTS

I love the dance!

Can you do that one, Rikka-chan?

Yeah, of course.

Why'd you have to come?

I didn't want you listening to my songs.

FURIN HIGH SCHOOL

Thank you!

Bye.

Can't wait for next week.

Hey

If it isn't Mr. All-Talk.

Stop calling me that!

You came to hear me sing, huh?

Well? Is your heart mine now?

Yes, that was incredible!

You took my breath away!

Allow me to apologize!

I have no doubt that your

street performance will be a hit!

Kiss my a*s all you want,

but I'm still not going to do as you say.

See ya!

Yamabuki-kun's stopped coming to watch me.

He hasn't been showing up

for club, either.

I guess I went too far.

I should apologize when I see him.

Give us Rikka-chan!

We're not here for you!

Get lost!

Thank you all for coming to see

yours truly's first-ever concert!

Screw you!

Nobody came to see your sorry a*s!

You suck!

Sell your guitar!

Tough crowd, much?

I've only played one song!

Hey, Inohana. Long time no see.

What are you doing?

Putting on a show, that's what.

Remember what you said?

You said that I was all talk.

That's why I secretly worked

on my guitar and vocal skills

All to prove you wrong!

Prove me wrong?

You learned to play

the guitar just for that?

Mhm!

Sheesh.

You're crazy.

Sorry!

I forgot to tell you all that

I'll be performing with him today.

Huh? What the heck?

Wha? How's that going to work?

Don't worry about it.

Play however you like. I'll back you up.

O-Okay? Okay!

Way to make a mess out of my show.

My apologies.

So, how was it?

You had to have been nervous.

Was your heart pounding?

Like I said before, I don't get nervous.

Yours truly has seen

not just some, but all the sh*t.

I've got nothing but ice in my veins.

There you go again.

You sure about that?

Sure as the sun rises.

Uh-huh

Whoa! What are you doing?!

LIAR.

I'm heading out. I've got plans again.

You've sure been busy lately.

Someone's up to no good.

And someone's wrong as hell.

Hold it.

At this rate, passing the Level 3 Kanji

Aptitude Test will remain a pipe dream.

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KANJI

That's your dream, not mine!

Nene-chan's been

kind of a stranger lately.

Those were the eyes of

a girl with something to hide.

She must be up to no good,

like Kirino said.

Oh, you don't have to worry about that.

How can you be sure, Uzuki?

I mean, it's super obvious.

When Nene-chan's lying

I know what Uzuki said,

but I'm not so sure.

"I'm sorry for summoning you here."

She's practicing in secret?

A soft, pleasant voice, much like

a cat that wants some love.

"Before you leave me,

It really does feel familiar.

there is something I must tell you."

However

However, I say!

Your acting downright sucks!

E-Eek!

Can you try to put some emotion into it?!

It's nothing like what I heard

from you before!

Don't spy on me, you freak!

"Knightly Love"?

Don't you know?

It's the hottest manga right now.

KNIGHTLY LOVE

Knightly Love.

A tale of forbidden love between princess

and soldier, and it's got all the feels.

The princess rushes

to the fallen soldier's side.

How she wants to hold him, but

nobody can find out about their romance.

So she pretends to brush

the dirt off him

and secretly plants a kiss on his helmet!

Is this what you're into, Himekawa?

Dude, your face!

Admiring my flawless

complexion, are we?

I meant it was too close, dumbass!

KNIGHTLY LOVE: ANIME ADAPTATION CONFIRMED!

AUDITIONS FOR PRINCESS ROLE OPEN!

An audition?

Get out. I need to practice.

You're trying out?

It's not any of your business.

Stay out of it.

Oh, but it is, so I'm staying right here.

I promised to make you

all pros, after all.

Well, I didn't ask you to.

I'll have you know I wet my bed

during my middle school trip.

Wha?

I've also wet myself

from pain at the dentist.

Why are you sharing this?!

I've also been scolded for overfilling

the containers for urine tests!

Just how messed up is your bladder, dude?!

If you're embarrassed,

I'll be embarrassed with you.

Well? Feel like speaking up now?

I am trying out.

It's just, I've never

Huh?

It's just, I've never been

in a relationship.

I don't know how to act out

a confession scene.

What, that's it?

I'm being serious here!

"If you lack experience,

go out and get some."

That's Yamabuki Family Tenet Number 23.

Nene

Let's be lovers.

Wha?!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you saying?!

The line from the scene where

the soldier asks the princess out.

Starting today, I'm the soldier

and you're the princess.

Act as my lover until the audition

to get used to the role.

I'd rather die!

When is the audition?

In three weeks, why?

Oh, yeah? So, in your eyes,

your dream's not even worth keeping up

a pretense for a mere three weeks.

All that love you showed the manga

earlier must've been fake, too.

DAY 1 AS LOVERS

Nene-chan has a boyfriend?!

Yamabuki!

Ugh, look at that punchable face!

But she said she had no time for love!

A breeze most pleasant,

wouldn't you say, my princess?

Y-Y-Y-Ye-Yes, I suppose.

Oh, dear!

Are you all right, my princess?

Huh? I'm fine?

Your heels are broken.

I'll give you a ride on my back.

This guy

He's copying the manga beat for beat!

Is he gonna act out the story

for three whole weeks?

Huh? Wait, the manga's

final chapter has

Is he planning to do the kiss scene, too?!

DAY 3 AS LOVERS

BROADCASTING ROOM (TEMP)

What the heck?

You two were an item?

Your faces are sheer horror.

Okay, say, "Aah."

Aah.

DAY 10 AS LOVERS

How beautiful the moon is tonight.

All I see are clouds.

DAY 15 AS LOVERS

Whoa, slow down!

DAY 19 AS LOVERS

Hey, I'm wearing a skirt, you know?

So was the princess in the manga.

It's all right.

You're not heavy at all, my princess!

That line's not in the manga!

They're sure not acting like lovers.

If anything, they're bickering more.

Why can't you put more heart into it?!

Because I have to look

at your stupid face!

Now, now. It just shows

how much closer they've gotten now, no?

DAY 20 AS LOVERS

The audition is tomorrow.

We've perfectly acted out the manga's

story over these three weeks.

So, do you have a better

understanding of the role now?

Don't ask me.

We did pretty much all the events

the princess experienced.

The boat ride, the feeding scene,

and the princess carry

All that's left is

the final chapter's k-k

Kiss!

The way this is going,

we might just kiss for real!

What do I do?

My lips are all chapped right now!

Wait, was the coaching just an excuse?

He just wanted to kiss me all along?

Ugh, disgusting. Why are boys like this?

I don't think we missed anything

Nah, even I can tell that's not true.

He was seriously trying to help me.

He read the manga more than me

and played the role

of the soldier to perfection.

My acting has gotten way better, too.

All right. Now you just need

Yep, called it. "Now you just need

to practice the kiss," right?

I'm not happy about it,

but practice is practice.

Himekawa.

Now you just need to rest up

before the audition.

What?!

We're not practicing the kiss scene?!

Obviously not.

But you were so into the lovers thing!

Save that kind of thing for someone

you're actually in love with.

Stupid! You'll regret this forever!

I am not stupid.

I got top scores on my exams.

You stupid idiot!

Hey, Himekawa.

Believe in yourself.

I know you'll ace the audition.

It was just a tiny bit, okay?

These past three weeks

I may have had

the tiniest bit of fun, okay?!

Glad to hear it. Good luck.

I got rejected.

Why? My program was perfect!

They're saying online that

the author handpicked his favorite.

That's not fair

No, I should've seen it coming.

Forgive me!

If only I had more foresight

The princess rushes

to the fallen soldier's side.

How she wants to hold him,

but nobody can find out

about their romance.

So she pretends to

brush the dirt off him

and secretly plants

a kiss on his helmet.

Hmm? Did you do something just now?

Not really.

I'm heading out, okay?

No, wait.

You just kissed me, didn't you?

I could tell from

your breathing and posture.

I'm guessing you reenacted that scene

you said had all the feels?

I apologize if I'm mistaken,

but Himekawa

Are you in love with me?

And here I was trying

to make you feel better.

Get over yourself, you dumbass!

I hate you!

Whoa.

Wh-What's wrong?

Yamabuki-kun?

What could've possibly brought

a boy down to one knee in here?

Did you miss a penalty kick or something?

Y-Yours truly is now a hated man,

and it's all down to my hubris!

Huh

Well, I'm pretty sure

the "I hate you" was a lie.

Remember what I told you before?

It's super obvious.

When Nene-chan's lying

HIMEKAWA NENE'S EARS GIVE IT AWAY.