01x01 - Pizza vs. Fireworks

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Way underground

We start our story

In a Disney laboratory

Super-duper confidential spot

Where a bunch of scientists

Said, "What the heck

We're trying this"

And grabbed up every story

That we've got

They threw 'em all together

In a massive machine

Produced a glowing orb

About the size of a bean

Slid it underneath

A microscope and found

A bunch of cutesy characters

Just futzin' around

-Futzing around

-Futzing around

They're Disney Chibis

With their own TV show

-Hilarious

-And very well rehearsed

They know their logic's murky

But who cares, they're quirky

Welcome to the Chibiverse

They're Disney Chibis

With their own TV show

So stinkin' cute,

Your heart is gonna burst

Ready, set, let's go

Time for the show

Welcome to the Chibiverse

Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?

Uh

Chibiverse!

ALL: Hello, Chibis!

I'm Molly

and this is my best friend, Scratch.

Best friends don't force

each other to host TV shows.

I'm Tilly, and this

is my sweet brother Cricket.

What up, dorks?

And we are thrilled

to be hosting the first ever

ALL: Chibiverse!

It's the only show where you can see

the most exciting adventures

from every corner

of our strange, tiny planet.

And to celebrate

our most magnificent debut,

we're ending the program with

-Fireworks.

-SCRATCH: Pizza party!

Did you say a pizza party?

Oh, don't get me wrong,

I'd usually be all about the 'za,

but I feel like these Chibis

want to see fireworks.

Trust me, kid,

these Chibis want a pizza party,

with ooey-gooey cheese,

maybe a little pineapple on top.

Pineapple? Ew!

Let's just stick with me

blastin' off rockets!

Don't need advice

from some weird dead guy.

I prefer the term "post-living person."

And I don't need advice

from a 10-year-old

who doesn't even wear shoes.

Hey! We're one big

happy Chibi family, right?

It's not like you wear shoes.

I would if I had feet, ya dingbat!

-Why you

-(BOTH GRUMBLING)

While we sort this out,

let's see what happens

when the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz

tries to win the heart

of my sweet Gramma!

(SNIFFS)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(SQUEAKING)

(SCREECHING)

(SCREAMING)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(HORN BLOWS)

(BUTTON BUZZES)

(expl*si*n)

(SIREN BLOWS)

Oh! You better warn Gramma

about platypus identity theft.

Ah! He got you, too!

All right, by show of hands,

who here is gettin' hungry

and wants to end the show

with a pizza party?

(SQUEAKING)

And who here wants to

end with fireworks?

-(SQUEAKING)

-(SQUISHING)

Fifty-fifty split, huh?

How narratively convenient.

Well, now it's time to enhappify

your day with Chibi DuckTales!

-(QUACKS)

-(DOOR BEEPS)

(GASPS)

(ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(QUACKS)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(DOOR BEEPS)

(QUACKS)

(ENGINE REVS)

-(QUACKS)

-(BOTH EXCLAIM)

(SHOUTING)

(AIRPLANE WHIZZING)

(SPLASHING)

(QUACKING)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

-(QUACKS)

-(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(WHIRRING)

(QUACKS)

-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

-(QUACKS)

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

(SQUEAKING)

(BELL TOLLS)

(BELL RINGING)

(INHALES)

(GRUNTS)

Attention, Chibis.

Scrooge's Number One Dime

has been reported missing.

If spotted, please return it

to the Chibiverse Lost n' Found.

And now it's time

for more Chibi adventures,

so we can finally have a pizza party!

Boo!

Let's leave the booing to the ghost.

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(BELL RINGING)

(MANIACAL LAUGH)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(SOBS)

(BELL RINGING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(THUDDING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(SQUEAKS)

(WHISTLING MUSIC PLAYS)

(SIREN BLARING)

(SIREN STOPS)

(GROWLING)

(SQUEAKING)

(ALL BLOWING RASPBERRY)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALARM BUZZING)

(SQUEAKING)

If anyone wants to take us to space

to adopt a baby asteroid,

don't ask us twice.

We're lookin' at you, Lord Hater.

(SQUEAKS)

And now it's time

for more Chibi adventures

so we can finally have a fireworks show!

Boo!

See. Much better when I do it.

(GRUNTING)

Whoa.

(CHUCKLING)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

Aha!

(GROWLING)

Mom, look! Mom!

Huh?

Ah! (GROANS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Huh?

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

-Eh!

-(GRUNTS) Boo!

Mom! (GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

(PANTING AND ROARING)

(CHUCKLES)

(GROANS)

(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTS AND SIGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

-(SQUEAKS)

-(GROANS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(EXCLAIMING)

Mom! Mom!

(GROANS AND GASPS)

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

AUTOMATED VOICE: Three, two, one!

-(GROWLS)

-(EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

-(YELPS)

-(LAUGHS)

Huh?

Oh!

My favorite part

was when Perry gave him ice cream.

Aw! He just gave us ice cream!

Speaking of food, my dudes,

are we doing a pizza party

or fireworks? What's happenin'?

Ah, man, looks like it's snowing,

so I guess those fireworks

are a no-go, huh?

(SCREECHES) That's not fair!

He's got a sorceress!

(CASH DINGS)

Brother Apparition

Do you even have

the supplies for fireworks,

or the ingredients for pizza?

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

Let's show some more Chibi adventures!

Quick! Do the whip-panny-thing!

(TIRES SQUEAKING)

-(SNORES)

-(CAR CRASHES)

ALL: Ah!

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(SQUEAKING)

(SQUEAKS)

(BUZZER DINGS)

(GRUNTS)

ALL: Yay!

(SCREAMING)

(RATTLES)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHS)

(PUNCHING)

(SLURPS)

(GROWLS)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(GROWLING)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(GROWLS)

(HORN BLARES)

(GROWLS)

(ALARM BLARES)

(SCREECHES)

(SQUEAKING)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(SQUEAKS)

-(GROWLS)

-(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(SCREECHING)

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

(EXHALES)

Molly! You gotta come spruce up

my Gramma's house.

What are we thinking?

Kittens or unicorn kittens?

Hey, Dr. Doof, think you could

hook me up with a fireworks launcher?

Uh, no. But I can let you borrow my

Fireworks-launch-inator!

How is that different

from a fireworks launcher?

Go with it. It's a branding thing.

And now it's time

to switch things up with a

High School Musical parody song!

Love that harmony.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Troy Bolton

And Gabriella

Met at a ski lodge party

On New Year's Eve

(HORNS BLARING)

He plays basketball

She does decathlon

But, like, for science and math.

Deep down

They both want to sing out

They inadvertently try out

For the school play

Ms. Darbus offers a callback

That really ticks off Sharpay

We'll come back to her later.

Now everyone in school's inspired

To follow all their dreams

Then Chad and Taylor

Say no, no, no

Stay in your lane, yeah

Stick to the status quo

Then they hatch a scheme

To make Troy talk trash

How did he not see that webcam?

Gab gives up on the callback

Subsequently, Troy's

Basketball game's all off

They make up

But Sharpay tells Ms. Darbus

Schedule the callback

At the same time

As the basketball championship

And scholastic decathlon

But through hacking the gym's power

And some weird chemistry

They make the callback

Get cast as leads

Even though Sharpay

Arguably earned it more

Wildcats win their game

Then they sing and dance

We're all in this together!

Cricket. Scratch.

In the spirit of High School Musical,

couldn't we try

to be all in this together?

You bet, and together

we're definitely

sticking with fireworks!

So now we just need some rockets!

On the contrary,

we're sticking with a pizza party.

And unlike Cricket,

I got everything needed!

I got the dough from Mrs. Beakley,

the finest cheese from Marco

and fresh vegetables from Tilly Green!

What? Sister, how could you?

I'm sorry, Cricket,

but dogs don't like fireworks.

And we've got a lot of dogs

in the Chibiverse

Welp, it's finally time for

A pizza party!

(SOBS)

Hmm. Me thinks I have an idea

Coming up after

three final Chibi adventures!

(ROARS)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(CLAMORING)

(LAUGHS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(SHUSHES)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(SNORING)

(EXHALES)

(SNIFFS)

(EXHALES)

Yeah.

-(SHRIEKS)

-(LAUGHS)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

-(GROWLS)

-(BOTH SHRIEK)

(BUZZES)

(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)

(BUZZING)

(SCREAMING)

(BUZZING)

(SQUEAKS)

(GROWLS)

(SOBS)

-(BUZZING)

-(SCREAMS)

(HORN TOOTING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Hmm.

(GROWLS)

(BUZZING)

All right, Beakley!

Let's smother these pies

with sauce and cheese and

Wait. Where are my ingredients?

Change of plans, y'all!

Instead of a pizza party,

we're having pizza fireworks!

Aw! What a possibly unsanitary

but sweet compromise.

-What? No!

-What are you doing?

This is happening!

Hey, look!

Scrooge's Number One Dime!

Calamity Girls, play us out!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Hey, these pizza fireworks

taste amazing.

I'm in no way admitting I was wrong,

but nicely done, Cricket!

Thanks, Scratch.

You're not so bad

for a "post-living person."

Ah, don't be formal. Call me "dead guy."

That's our show!

We hope you'll join us next time

for more exciting

adventures here in the

Ew! Who put pineapples

in the fireworks launcher?

Chibiverse!

(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)