01x06 - Kris & Cooper's Hot Wings Face-Off

[bunniefuu]

[Lively conversations]

Coops,

I've got your bread,

he's got your milk,

and I've got your sick bag.

Just 10 wing stand between you

and career resurrection, Coops.

And never forget to go

to the body.

Throw short hooks,

short upper cuts, then bing!

Jab to the head.

She'll never make it

past number five.

A Little Death is tough,

but I've seen Silent But Deadly

take out lumberjacks.

♪♪

Mommy.

Cooper, this is

just mind over matter.

You have a clear

and realistic goal.

Focus on that.

Put the pain to one side.

Imagine each mouthful

as a marshmallow.

Ooh. That's that sick

mind-control sh*t, Coop.

I am a clinical psychologist,

Brandon.

Cooper,

take that b*tch down.

♪♪

[Bell dings]

♪♪

[Inhales deeply]

[Sighs]

♪♪

[Lively,

indistinct conversations]

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[Cheering]

♪♪

[Cheering]

Man: Atta boy. Oh, man.

Man #2:

Oh, he's going for it.

♪♪

[Cheering]

Let's go, Kris.

♪♪

Sweet nectar.

[Cheering]

♪♪

Woman: Nice.

Yes!

♪♪

[Cheering]

Come on!

Come on!

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♪♪

[Cheering]

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[Sighs]

[Cheering]

♪♪

You said you've got this.

Sure. One through six.

I've only tasted seven and eight

under the influence.

But 9 and 10?

I've never seen

anyone survive them.

♪♪

Alright, you got it. You're

so there. You're sothere.

♪♪

[Cheering]

♪♪

[Exhales sharply]

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Woman: Come on, Kris.

It's only one wing.

Man: Show 'em who wins.

You've got it.

You got this.

You got this.

[Indistinct cheering]

Man #2: Show that wing

who's boss!

[Breathing heavily]

Man #3: I got all my money

on you, Kris.

[Cheering]

Woman: She's doing it!

She's doing it!

[Cheering]

[Gasps]

Come on!

You've got this!

[Cheering]

Yeah! What you got?

[Cheering stops]

He's struggling.

He's struggling right now.

Look at him.

He's gonna fold.

[Exhales sharply]

He's gonna fold.

Woman:

Come on, Cooper.

[Indistinct cheering]

Come on! Come on, Cooper!

Oh! Yes, yes!

No! No! No!

Come on, come on, come on,

come on, Coop.

You got it.

You got it.

Your dream.

It's everything you wanted.

Somebody call

the ambulance.

Hm.

Pestare.

Pestare.

No!

[Cheering]

Aah!

Woman: Oh, my God!

Are you kidding me?

Man: You've got this.

Kris.

-You've got this.

-One more! Come on!

Don't let him beat you.

You can't let him beat you.

Come on, Kris.

Come on! One more!

Come on, Kris!

Just one more!

Come on!

You got it!

It's nothing to you.

Yeah!

Yeah!

You got it!

You got

No!

[All shouting, cheering]

[Fanfare playing]

And the barman gets the role.

Yeah!

All: Cooper! Cooper!

Wait. His name's? Whatever.

Antonia, contract.

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Alright.

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No! Wait! Wait!

Kris.

It's mine!

You're fired.

Antonia is gonna be

running the show now.

[Men changing "Cooper"]

b*stards!

[Chanting continues]

Can I pour you a

goblet o' Cabernet?

[Chanting continues]

♪♪

Just got greenlit, Coop.

It's just a pilot.

You never know.

Could be on for seven seasons.

Seven more years

in Los Angeles?

[Inhales sharply]

Mnh-mnh.

[Cellphone chimes]

Holy cannoli.

We got the contract

for the bar in Buffalo.

[Laughs]

Oh! A show and a branch of

Cooper's in your hometown.

Your cup

has runneth over.

What are you

talking about?

You signed a deal

with Cyrus Long.

For a TV show.

This is to franchise a bar.

Do you not read contracts

before you sign them?

No? Just

You just sign?

Section 4B.

"Licensee hereby assigns

all ancillary rights herein,

existing or unknown,

including brick-and-mortar

franchises of Cooper's Bar."

"Shall remain

the sole and exclusive

right of licensure herein."

Wait, what?

-What the f*ck does that mean?

The studio owns the bar.

All:

The studio owns the bar?!

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Something in my heart

gone missing ♪

I never thought

I would lose my self ♪

But then there is no denying

The fact I know

I wasn't ready for life ♪

♪♪

Sometimes I feel like I can

turn the world upside down ♪

Sometimes I feel like

I can never be wrong ♪

Sometimes I feel like there

is something more than I want ♪

Sometimes I feel like

I don't have a ♪

Sometimes I feel like I can

turn the world upside down ♪

Sometimes I feel like

I can never be wrong ♪

Sometimes I feel like there

is something more than I want ♪

Sometimes I feel like

I don't have a reason ♪

Sometimes I feel like I can

turn the world upside down ♪

Sometimes I feel like

I can never be wrong ♪

Sometimes I feel like there

is something more than I want ♪

Sometimes I feel like

I don't have a ♪

Sometimes I feel like I can

turn the world upside down ♪