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01x10 - My Two Familiars Are Too Overpowered

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill". Aired: January 11, 2023 – December 24, 2025.*
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Three Japanese high school students are magically summoned to a parallel fantasy world by the Kingdom of Reijseger, who asks them for help in their w*r against the demon folk.

01x10 - My Two Familiars Are Too Overpowered

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Is that the mountain

with the little lizard?

Little lizard? You mean the metal lizard.

That's what the guild master said.

I wonder where it's made its nest.

Wait a moment.

This way.

A cave!

Is that where the metal lizard is nesting?

Presumably.

Then, I'll wait for you around here

CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD

WITH MY ABSURD SKILL

EPISODE 10

"MY TWO FAMILIARS ARE TOO OVERPOWERED"

There it is.

Why do I have to come, too?

It looks like a regular lizard

But isn't it kinda shiny?

Is it supposed to be doing that?

Mithril?

Isn't that the legendary metal

that appears in fantasy stories?

Wasn't this supposed to be a metal lizard?

Hoh, mithril.

This is the only metal lizard

I sense in the area.

It must have mutated

after eating mithril ore.

That means magic will not be

very effective against it.

Huh?

Mithril is light, hard,

and quite compatible with magic.

In other words, it can easily

absorb and diffuse magic.

The effectiveness of magic will be halved.

Wouldn't that be troublesome,

even for you?

No.

What?!

I merely need to cast a spell

strong enough

to overpower its ability to disperse it.

Rest in peace.

An instant death

in the middle of eating

I feel sorry for you, mithril lizard.

So, this is mithril ore?

A mithril knife or mithril sword

is so romantic!

A weapon made of rare fantastical metal!

It wouldn't hurt to take some.

Sui will help, too!

Thanks!

Hold on a second.

Since mithril is so good at diffusing

magic, wouldn't it make great armor?

Would it be better to make armor using

flexible mithril lizard skin than the ore?

Do you wish to make armor?

Oh, did you overhear my thoughts?

I was just thinking it'd be a good idea

You have no need of armor!

Whether it be mithril ore

or mithril lizard,

nothing is stronger than my barrier!

Do not waste your time!

Okay.

This cannot even be considered a warm-up.

Let us take care of the next request.

Right now?!

I have already told you that bloody

horn-bull meat is delicious.

Let us hunt it immediately.

Hold on a second!

My heart still isn't ready

That matters not.

A herd of bloody horn-bulls have

taken over the western plains here

They're as big as rhinoceroses

and are violent in nature.

So scary!

They are in that area.

Huh? Where?

Sui and I will wait here,

so they don't notice us.

Yes. That will be faster.

I shall be back.

Master, where did Uncle Fel go?

He went to defeat the big cows.

Let's wait for him together here.

No fair! Sui wants to defeat cows, too!

-No! No! Sui is going to defeat cows!

-Hey! So fast!

And, Sui's gone

Where'd they go?

What the heck?!

What are you doing there?

Master! We defeated the big cows!

At first, Uncle Fel went bwap

and made a lot of wind.

Then Sui went pew-pew

on the cows that were still standing!

Yes. Sui moved quite well.

That so?

Well, this is a really large herd.

Will they all fit in my item box?

Master, are you collecting the cows?

Sui will help, too!

Heave h*! Heave h*!

Anything goes, huh?

We promised to sell

half of the herd to the guild,

but there will still be a lot left over.

I'll have to think of different ways

to cook it,

so we don't get tired of all this beef.

NIKUJAGA - STEAK - BEEF STEW

All right.

Now that we've cleaned up, let's eat.

So yummy! It's crispy inside!

Quite delicious.

I made them

with the cutlets I fried yesterday.

Orc and rockbird katsu sandwiches!

It feels great to eat katsu sandwiches

under a vast blue sky.

The mustard is a perfect accent!

I should forget

about the bloody horn-bulls.

This is just a picnic.

A fun and normal picnic

What's that?

This is drink called cola.

It's a carbonated It's a bubbly drink.

Bubbly?

Hold on a second.

You're right! It's so bubbly!

It's so sweet and delicious!

Please give Sui more!

No problem.

Is that delicious?

It's sweet, but it's surprisingly good.

Try some.

Here.

What in the world is this?!

It's exploding on the tip of my tongue!

That's a new reaction

Yes.

I did not dislike it.

That's what you say after drinking

one and a half liters of it?

It was a new experience.

To think that your world would

have such a strange drink as this.

It's because you drank

a carbonated beverage!

It's delicious, but it makes you burp.

Burp? I would never do such a

But you are! You are!

Uncle Fel is amazing!

What is amazing about this?!

Amazing! Amazing!

"TRADE IN PROGRESS"

A mithril lizard?!

Looks real

No mistake. I can't imagine

it's scales to be anything else.

What's wrong?

You always bring us unexpected things.

You only bring crazy things!

As I thought,

is this a really rare creature?

Bro, a mithril lizard itself

is a super rare creature.

The last record of one was probably

about 400 years ago.

Four hundred years ago?!

The fact that a metal lizard

evolved into a mithril lizard,

means that a new mithril

vein has been discovered.

Mithril itself is a rare

metal amongst rare metals.

There are only three mountains

in the world where you can mine them.

That's a big deal.

This is a godsend for the city lord.

Sorry, but you'll need to hand this

mithril lizard over to the guild.

The city lord will probably present the

skin of this mithril lizard to the king

along with the news about

the newly discovered mithril mine.

King?!

Not for free, of course.

I'll make sure to get a reasonable price

from the city lord.

Including the original hunting reward,

I'm sure it'll be at least

5000 gold coins.

Five thousand

I'm jealous about your income!

You'll be able to play around

the rest of your life.

The amount of money entering my pockets

is starting to terrify me!

That sure is an

extravagant problem to have.

Either way, we won't ask you to sell it

until we have the funds prepared.

Please keep this discovery a secret.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Well, we'd like to you finish the bloody

horn-bull hunt as soon as possible, too.

Oh. We finished that quest, too.

I'm so worried!

What if this whole thing

messes up my peaceful life?!

Why bother about it now?

More importantly, did we not get

the blood horn-bull meat we desired?

Hurry and make our meal.

Sui can't wait to eat Master's cooking!

Sui

You're right.

We got such high-quality meat.

All right!

We're going all-out today!

Yeah!

All right!

First, slice some thick cuts of red meat.

Then, heat an oiled pan up at high heat.

Sprinkle some salt and pepper

right before grilling.

If you salt it too soon before grilling,

you might lose some of the umami.

Grill on high heat for one minute,

then decrease the temperature a bit

and grill for another minute.

Do the same for the other side.

The result should be medium rare.

After grilling, wrap it in aluminum foil

and let it rest for about five minutes.

It helps the heat disperse

evenly into the meat!

It should be ready soon

It's finished!

Bloody horn-bull steak!

Okay, then! Thank you for the meal!

So good!

The umami keeps overflowing

with every bite.

As expected, beef steak is the best!

The meaty juices from the steak really

makes you feel like you're eating meat!

Yes. The meat you called wagyu

was also delicious,

but this is delicious in its own way.

Take that out next.

That! Right!

Ta-da! Totally worth the wait!

STEAK SOY SAUCE

It's your favorite

garlic-flavored steak sauce!

This is the flavor I was craving!

It enhances the deliciousness

of the bloody horn-bull meat!

So many different flavors! Amazing!

I still have truffle flavor, onion flavor,

and grated daikon flavor!

With all these flavors,

I could keep eating forever!

It was super-tasty. So full.

I am satisfied, as well.

However, it seems I can no longer eat raw

meat unless circumstances force my hand.

Everything tastes better

with your cooking.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Sui loves Master's cooking, too!

Well, it's thanks to these two that

I'm able to enjoy my otherworldly life.

I'll work hard

to feed them delicious things.

Now, then.

I should prepare my offering soon.

Have you been praying

and sending offerings

to the goddess Ninrir diligently?

I'm sure things will be fine

as long as I send her a lot.

CHOCOLATE PLACE, FRUIT GUMMIES

CHOCOLATE COOKIES, BUTTER COOKIES

Not enough!

You should offer me more sweets!

This still isn't enough for you?

What else would you like?

I was waiting for you to ask.

I wish for cake, pudding, daifuku, and

Goddess Ninrir, I offer these to you.

Please accept them.

Wonderful! Come quickly my sweets

What?!

What are you all doing here?!

Hello, Otherworlder. Nice to meet you.

Hey, Otherworlder!

Hello.

Huh? Who?!

We just happened to catch Ninrir

getting a bunch of delicious-looking

sweets from an otherworlder.

You're terrible for hogging it all.

Shut up!

I bestowed my blessing on him.

I'm merely accepting his offerings!

Their voices are ringing

so loudly in my head.

What's going on over there?

Otherworlder.

The three of us will bless you now,

so please send us sweets

as offerings, as well.

What?! You can't!

Huh? Huh? Huh? Blessings?

But I already have Ninrir's blessing

Oh, my. Ninrir only gave

you a minor blessing.

How stingy.

You aren't completely protected

from all status effects this way.

You have no wind affinity to begin with.

You need to receive a blessing

that matches with your affinity.

Does that mean that a blessing I have

an affinity with has a greater effect?

It looks like you have an

affinity with earth and fire.

In other words, with me,

the Goddess of Earth, Kisharle.

And me, the Goddess of Fire, Agni.

You'll be invincible with our blessings!

You'll be able to cast

powerful spells for less.

Sounds pretty good, right?

What are the two of you saying?!

The two of you hand out so many blessings

that you've been scolded

by the God of Creation already!

That's why I held back

and only gave him a minor blessing!

Then, we just need to give

him minor blessings, too.

Our blessings would be more useful to him.

It sounds like I'm getting blessed

whether I like it or not?

Would it be bad to decline?

Hey! Did you just say

you wanted to decline?

Are you saying

you don't want our blessings?!

Well said! Tell them that

my blessing is enough for you!

Well, there aren't many people

with multiple blessings, right?

I can't really think of anyone

Just like I thought!

Someone might look

at my stats in the future!

One divine blessing is enough!

A man shouldn't argue so much!

There!

GODDESS OF FIRE, AGNI'S BLESSING - MINOR

Oh. I'll bless you now, too.

GODDESS OF EARTH,

KISHARLE'S BLESSING - MINOR

You two! Stop doing whatever you want!

I look forward to our offerings.

Send us a lot of delicious things.

What about me?

Oh, yeah. I heard the voice

of another goddess earlier.

I am the Goddess of Water, Rusalka.

Otherworlder,

you have no affinity to water.

There is no meaning

in giving you my blessing.

If that's the case, I don't need it

If I don't give you my blessing, I'll be

the only one without any offerings.

I can't get any sweets.

It's not fair.

Don't cry, Ruka.

Otherworlder! Do something!

That's right! Come on!

That's right! That's right! Be a man!

Huh?! What kind of unreasonable

demand is that?!

You guys should do something

about it yourselves!

Uh, what should I

Master, are you okay?

Should Sui make medicine?

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just

talking with some goddesses

That's right!

Um, how about

giving Ruka's blessing to Sui?

Can you bless my familiar instead?

That's a great idea!

You're right! Let's do that!

Sounds great! You should do it, Ruka!

Yeah, it looks like this child

has an affinity with water.

I blessed it.

Ah, thank goodness!

Ruka, this doesn't look

like a minor blessing?

GODDESS OF WATER RUSALKA'S BLESSING

I'm good with this.

Everyone else gives blessings

too carelessly.

Hey, that's a little harsh.

I only bless one person

every hundred years or so.

The God of Creation is mad at all of you

because you bless people every decade.

They really don't learn

Well, I'll send

everyone offerings equally.

Great! Please satisfy us

with your offerings, as well!

This is why I tried to keep it a secret!

I'm the first one

who gave him my blessing!

It's not a race.

You should be satisfied with

getting to eat so much before us.

These are additional snacks!

Please accept them!

Please share them without fighting.

Good job!

I'm so tired.

The goddess association is way too noisy.

The blessings have really increased

I have to make sure no one finds out!

Blessing? What's that?

It means that the goddesses

are protecting me.

You're being protected, too.

Sui doesn't get it.

Then, why don't we test it out tomorrow?

Okay!

Fireball!

Stone b*llet!

Wow, I can really tell the difference.

Master, you're amazing!

You were too weak to begin with.

It seems multiple minor blessings

have worked in your favor.

So blunt!

I speak the truth.

I'm not tired at all after

using so much magic.

Minor blessings are more useful

than I thought.

Thanks, goddesses!

Sui, you should be able to use water magic

after being blessed by a goddess.

Water?

That's right. I want you to see

what you can do with it.

Okay!

Water magic.

Water magic

You created so much on your first try!

That's right! Sui!

Try hitting something far away with it.

Sui will try!

Wow! Amazing! Amazing!

Sui

Oh, what about this?

Yay!

Sui.

Your acid and water spells are amazing,

but you can't aim them at people

or use them in towns, okay?

Got it.

Sui will listen to Master properly.

Good. Good. What a good kid.

How impressive.

How about a sparring session with me?

No way. Sui can't hold a candle

against you yet.

I thought I found a good opponent

to test my skills

Goodness.

Let's see,

now I want to try

Stone Wall!

Oh! This is perfect!

Stone Wall!

I shall go hunting.

Grow!

Have a good trip, Uncle Fel!

I did it!

Sui! Fel! Look!

A house made of earth magic!

House?

Yeah.

I thought maybe I could make one since

I could make walls using earth magic.

It's a little crude, but it's still

better than sleeping outside.

Is that so?

Everyone likes sleeping

in a place they can relax, right?

More importantly,

I hunted a black snake for you.

Did you not promise one to that merchant?

Oh! Thanks.

But why is that more important?

I have grown hungry after hunting.

I hope you treat me to a good dinner.

I worked pretty hard on this

Sui is hungry, too!

Yes. It seems we cannot wait

until returning to the inn.

Dinner! Dinner!

I'm really proud of this.

Can't you guys

say a single word of praise?

ANOTHER WORLD THEATER: SECOND SERVING

Honey.

What is it, Marie?

I was thinking of giving the bag

you gave me last year to my little sister.

I already have five similar bags.

Huh? But they're all a little

different from each other.

They're all carefully designed

and use quality leather.

I think they all

look good on you, Marie

I know.

But you get me

bags and accessories every year.

I don't need any more

I see

What should I give her

for our wedding anniversary in two weeks?!

This is Fel.

And Sui.

It was so fun to go pew-pew!

Yes. I enjoyed letting loose.

Next Episode:

"Doing Business for the Missus."