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01x11 - Doing Business for the Missus

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill". Aired: January 11, 2023 – December 24, 2025.*
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Three Japanese high school students are magically summoned to a parallel fantasy world by the Kingdom of Reijseger, who asks them for help in their w*r against the demon folk.

01x11 - Doing Business for the Missus

Post by bunniefuu »

Was it comfortable?

Well, it was not bad.

Right?

What do you plan to do today? Hunt?

I already went up in rank, so there's

no need to force ourselves to hunt.

I do not mind hunting every day.

My body won't be able to keep up.

Well, why don't we deliver

the Black Serpent you hunted to Lambert?

How boring.

I'll make food once we get

the rest of the meat from the guild.

Hello.

Oh, Bro! I'm finished.

Here's the bloody horn-bull meat

and the money for the other parts.

Wait a bit longer on the Mithril Lizard.

The guild master went to talk

to the city lord about it.

I'm not in any rush on that.

There something else?

Yes.

Uh, can I ask you to take care of this?

A Black Serpent?

Ya know, that's not something people

pull out like it's no big deal.

You're messing with my common sense!

Sorry.

I'd like to sell everything

except the meat and skin.

Got it.

I'll take care of it right away.

Thank you very much!

Master, is it time to eat?

Let's eat when we get home!

CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD

WITH MY ABSURD SKILL

EPISODE 11

"DOING BUSINESS FOR THE MISSUS"

All right! Let's do this!

You seem quite motivated today.

I'm going to make something new today!

I'm using this today!

I found it in the Online Grocery!

What is that?

This is called a meat grinder.

You add meat at the top

and turn it into ground meat.

Let's start with bloody horn-bull meat.

Wow!

Pretty interesting, right?

Sui wants to do it, too!

Let's mince Orc General meat next

All done!

Thanks, Sui.

Ouch

We'll use six parts bloody horn-bull

and four parts Orc General!

First, soak some

panko bread crumbs in milk.

Add the meat. Eggs.

Sautéed onions.

Salt and pepper.

Then, knead!

After that, divide and shape the patties.

I should add a surprise.

I'll wrap up the extra ones

and store them in the Item Box.

All right! Time to grill them!

Yes!

Add water once both sides are charred,

to steam them.

Plate them

once they've been cooked through.

Then, add some ketchup and Worcestershire

sauce to the used frying pan.

Pour it over the patties and

It's finished!

Bloody Horn-Bull

and Orc General Hamburger Steak!

This is excellent!

This one has something gooey in it!

I added cheese inside some of them.

So yummy!

This is the best!

Hey, now.

This soap doesn't bubble up at all

This is a great idea!

Since this world already has soap,

they probably won't be too suspicious!

Are you going to make something new?

No.

I haven't worked

as a merchant for a while.

It'll be perfect, since we're

already going to meet Lambert.

I'll transfer them over to other

containers, just like I did with the salt.

All right!

Master.

The water feels super nice!

Is that so?

Now I really want to take a bath.

Come to think of it,

I haven't taken a bath in a long time

It's really a Black Serpent skin!

Since I promised you before.

It's exquisite!

It's hard to get an undamaged

fully intact skin like this!

Will you sell this to me

for 50 gold coins?

Huh? That much?!

Thank you.

I came today because I'd also like

to get your advice on something.

Actually,

I'm a part of the merchant's guild.

Oh, my. It's rare to see someone

registered with both guilds.

This is what I wanted to ask you about.

Do you think that items

like this would sell well?

Let me take a look at them.

Oh, this is

Soap?

For soap, it smells quite nice.

Like a blooming flower!

It bubbles up quite well, too.

This is used to wash your hair.

It will make it silky smooth.

If used together with this,

you'll get an even greater effect.

You apply this medicinal cream

to washed hair

and rinse it off after a few minutes

to make your hair shine!

And this is hair mask!

Just using it and washing it off,

will make anyone's hair beautiful!

Like magic!

Huh?

To think I'm acquaintances with you.

I am truly thankful!

Huh?!

Actually, my wedding anniversary

is in two weeks.

I may have gotten a stomach ulcer

worrying about what to send her

Is that so?

She told me she didn't want any bags

or accessories this year,

since she had too many.

But these items are perfect!

Since my wife loves to take baths,

this will definitely make her happy!

Now I've escaped the possibility

of getting the silent treatment

The married life is tough, too

You have a bath?

Yes, my wife wanted one.

They have baths here! What kind of

bath tubs does this world have?!

Can I buy one, too?!

Um, this may be a rude thing to ask,

but may I see your bath tub?

Of course.

It's a real bath tub! How wonderful!

We're really proud of it.

Colorful and painted tubs

are more expensive.

Adding magical tools

to purify the water and

hiring earth magic users

for its construction is also quite pricey.

Altogether, it can cost

a few hundred gold coins.

A merchant owning a bath tub

can be considered a sign of their success.

I want one.

I really, really want one!

Thanks to Fel,

my wallet is a lot fatter now

If you're interested,

I can introduce you to a shop.

Please!

I'll leave one of each kind

with you for now.

I will use them tonight!

It makes sense that

you would like to try them first

before giving them to your wife.

She would be so angry

if I gave her anything strange

Then, I'll come by again tomorrow.

I will be waiting for you.

Hello!

Mukoda!

You're finally here! Thank goodness!

Mukoda!

Huh?!

We've been waiting for you!

Oh, my!

Allow me to introduce my wife to you

I'm Marie. Nice to meet you.

Lambert has always

been a great help to me.

By the way!

About these items

Actually, last night, my husband exuded

a very nice fragrance after bathing.

On top of that,

his hair gave off a brilliant luster!

He never cared about his hair before!

How could any woman stay silent

in a situation like that?!

I wanted to keep it a secret

until our anniversary!

Oops.

Of course, I wanted to test

them myself immediately!

And look at the result!

The flower-scented soap

left me with silky skin!

The hair soap left my hair cleaner

and more refreshed than ever before!

And, most importantly,

the dry and frazzled hair

that's been troubling me for years

has turned into this!

I was surprised myself.

The items allowed Marie's beauty

to shine even brighter!

Goodness, honey!

And so, Mukoda. These items

He wants to buy a lot for his wife, right?

Could we sell them for you in our store?

Huh?

As you know, we are a leather shop.

I was originally against the idea, but

Honey! These items will definitely sell!

How can you call yourself a merchant

if you allow him to sell these

through another store?!

Not just the noble ladies.

I'm sure my friends and other commoner

women will fight for these items.

There is no woman who wouldn't be

interested after seeing this hair!

Mukoda.

If you plan to sell,

please use our store! Please!

Of course! I don't have a store

of my own, so that'd be perfect.

Thank you very much.

Now! Let's talk about the details

in the back room!

Thank goodness!

This'll guarantee my share, too!

Huh?!

I'm home

Master, welcome home!

Did you finish the delivery of your goods?

Yeah, finally.

I dropped off a lot, so I'm sure

they'll be fine for a while.

It was rough spending an entire day

filling up bottles, though

What are your plans for the day?

We can look for a dungeo-

I'm not going.

Someone from the guild came by just now.

Seems the guild master is back.

Then, after that, we can find a dun-

Hey, these stray wyverns

haven't been hunted down yet?

There's been more sightings of them

lately. I wish they'd give us a break!

More boss-level monsters? No way!

It's me, Mukoda.

Oh! Come in.

Things finally got settled.

5,800 gold coins.

The city lord was really grateful.

You found him a Mithril mine, after all.

This is crazy

With this much money,

I can definitely buy one

My dream tub!

Terrible news!

There's a swarm of wyverns!

What'd you say?!

Huh?

Weren't the adventurers a second

ago talking about wyverns?! But

What's this about a swarm?!

A low-ranked party was attacked by a swarm

while hunting in the western plains!

We had reports

of stray wyverns in the area.

They must've been scouting

the bloody horn-bulls!

You mean the ones we hunted earlier?

What's the damage?!

Everyone managed to escape,

but many of them are poisoned

on top of being heavily injured!

At least they still have their lives!

Hurry!

Hand that over!

Found it!

You all right?!

Seriously?

We're already out of antidotes!

I don't know if we have enough potions!

Ask other adventurers for help! Buy up

everything we can from nearby shops!

Please help us gather potions!

We need potions!

Excuse me!

I have some high quality potions with me!

Sorry for the trouble.

We owe you one.

What the hell is this?!

It's not just healing!

It's also detoxifying!

Okay! Take them to the beds!

Yes!

You'll be fine.

Thank goodness.

This way!

Listen up, everyone!

We have to hunt down the wyverns!

This is an emergency quest from the guild!

All adventurers C-rank and higher

are required to participate!

Me, too?!

I get that the idea of hunting wyverns

makes your knees feel weak.

But at this rate, it'll only be a matter

of time before the city gets attacked!

Let's put our pride as adventurers

on the line and save the city!

Huh?

We'll be heading out immediately!

Wait, humans.

Fel?!

I will take care of those wyverns.

The great wolf that was outside?

Hey! What are you saying?!

Why not? It will be good exercise.

Like hell!

And, wyvern meat is delicious.

Uh, that's not the point here!

Human, the wyverns I hunt

are mine to keep, correct?

Of course. We'll pay reward money, too.

Then, let us depart immediately.

Hey!

Master, are you going to fight?

Sui will fight, too!

We'll join you!

Unnecessary.

You will all be in my way.

Hey, Fel!

Then, Lord Fenrir.

Please protect our city!

Yes, I understand.

You, as well. Please take care.

Yeah

There they are.

Those are wyverns?

Those things are pretty dangerous.

[WYVERN] THEY FLOCK TOGETHER AND ARE

EXTREMELY VIOLENT.

THEIR TAILS

ARE DANGEROUS POISONOUS STINGERS.

They're flying in the sky

like they own it.

Are we fighting that?

This is a great opportunity.

I will teach Sui how to hunt flying prey.

Yay!

Hey! Don't teach Sui weird things!

Sui. Get on.

Okay.

Hey! Hold on!

Don't let Sui get hurt!

Listen, Sui. Always aim for the head

or wings of flying prey.

They will die immediately

if you hit their head,

but it is easy to miss

such a small target.

That is why you aim for the wings.

They will likely fall to the ground

if you damage their wings.

Got it!

Head shot!

Sui missed.

I told you

hitting their head is difficult.

However, you did well.

Since we plan to eat them,

try not to damage the main body.

Got it.

My little Sui is becoming like Fel

No! No way! Impossible!

Sui is cute no matter what!

Sui!

One managed to slip by.

I have grown hungry from the exercise.

Sui, too!

Okay, let's do this.

I'm glad I made extra ground

bloody horn-bull, Orc General,

and their combo last time.

Are we eating hamburger steak again?

No, we're adding breading to these.

I've been wanting to eat that

under the blue skies for a while.

Coat these in flour, egg, and

this part is important:

untoasted bread crumbs!

That's what gives you

a restaurant-quality result!

Then, fry it until it's crispy!

It tastes completely different by

preparing it in a slightly different way!

Three types of ground meat cutlets!

100% BLOODY HORN-BULL

100% ORC GENERAL COMBINATION OF BOTH

The untoasted bread crumbs

are so crispy and the inside is so juicy!

You don't even need sauce

when they're freshly fried!

They all taste great, but I love

the combination one the best.

I enjoy the bloody horn-bull most.

Their meaty flavor is strongest.

Sui likes Orc best!

Looks like we all have

different favorites.

They all taste delicious.

It cannot be helped.

They're all tasty!

Is that so? They're tasty! I'm glad!

Do you think Mukoda

and the others are all right?

I'm not sure if even Fenrir can

handle so many wyverns at once

However, we just need to

believe in them and wait!

ANOTHER WORLD THEATER: SECOND SERVING

I wonder how that salaryman is doing.

Online Grocery?

You shouldn't laugh, Kanon.

He had super low stats, too.

If he ran into a great wolf

He'd definitely die.

I don't think he'd even

make it to the next town.

I hope he doesn't push himself too much.

We shouldn't be careless ourselves.

We need to become

a lot stronger in order to

defeat the demon king

and go back to our world.

I heard that there was even an adventurer

that made a legendary fenrir his familiar.

Isn't that just a rumor?

You're worrying too much.

You're too optimistic, Kaito!

Don't worry. We're heroes, aren't we?

And this world is pretty fun, too.

If only the food tasted better

The food looks pretty good today.

All right. Let's eat.

Disgusting!

-This is Mukoda.

-And Fel.

Looks like our adventures

are almost over for now.

I'm starting to feel a bit lonely.

Next Episode: "Adventures Are as

Countless as Varieties of Food."

I have not yet eaten enough!