01x04 - Episode 4

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This programme contains strong
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I don't...
I don't know what else to say.

I think we just need some help
figuring out what to do...

..to be honest.

Just need to get this big job
out of the way so I can...

She always have a big job.

Well, we're not here
to talk about my big job,

we're here to talk about
the nanny from the school.

Maybe you should tell Suzanne
about the nanny from the school.

Do you want to talk about
the nanny?

I had an affair with...

..one of the nannies.

She was kind to me.

How does that make you feel, Bobby?

Well, I mean, he just wants someone
to be kind to him.

It's not a lot to ask.

Erm...

I don't think I have been
that kind to you.

I'm not blame...
I'm not blaming you.

I can see you're feeling something.

Do you want to talk about that?

Well, I feel
quite constantly guilty.

I don't...

I'm not trying to make you
feel guilty.

We've talked a lot about guilt
and shame.

I'm just so tired of feeling guilty
about everything. But why?

I don't know.

You haven't done anything wrong.

Is there something you want to share
with Aston?

I just think we need to get
to the ocean.

That's all we need. A bit of ocean.

Are you OK?

What? Are you all right?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just wondering
what we're doing here.

Well, that's a big question.

You know what this tastes like?

What does this taste like?

Fig?

It tastes like knowledge.

Yeah, they say if you eat
from the fig tree,

you eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

I tell ya, I don't need
to eat this fig

to know that what you folks have
created

from this soil to the fig tree
to my mouth

is something wonderful.

And it keeps you regular.

THEY LAUGH AND APPLAUD

You know, it really is an honour
to be standing here,

side by side
with my brother, Ron Finley.

It's my honour.

Cos you know, Ron and I,
we're both fighters.

Yeah, Ron is down here fighting
the weeds to feed our people.

And I'm up there in Hollywood,

fighting the system to tell
our stories.

It's the same struggle.

Wow.

So, Ron...

..I did a little gardening

and I was able to prune something
from the studio garden.

And I would like to present this
to you

and to the LA Urban Community
Garden. Wow, thank you!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

This is $100,000! Yes.

Whoa, we gonna do some damage
with that.

We gonna really change
some people's lives,

We gonna make some things happen
with that.

What is she doing here?

I don't know, but it can't be good.

That's right. Plant some sh*t.

Freedom! Freedom! Freedom.

Photo op.

Thanks for coming.

You have to do this stuff.

You guys should do more stuff
like this.

Well, Cameron helps people.
Diary permitting.

That's very impressive, Jean.

If I didn't know you better,
I'd say you had a heart.

Do I need to do this?
Do I even care about figs?

No, I like blueberries.

But this is my school in Africa.

And it ain't a school,
and it's much closer than Africa.

You know what I'm saying?

You gotta build up the insurance
in the charity bank.

So when the haters try to take you
down, you cash in the cheques.

Yeah, I think the Dalai Lama
said something similar.

Nice to have you back, Bobby.

Gotta go make some rich guys cry.

You know the scene with Hans in his
SS uniform, in the bedroom,

with the...the...the
jacket open to the waist?

Yeah... Where you can see his abs.

I've been...I've been thinking
about it

and I am worried that it's
a sexy n*zi.

And I'm worried that that will...

Sorry, Cameron, I just don't have
time to worry about sexy Nazis

right now.

You sound...
You sound a bit stressed.

I am a bit stressed.

Well, do you know what I do
when I'm stressed?

I don't pass it on to other people.

I just switch the phone off,
cancel all my meetings

and I go and I look round
architecturally interesting houses.

OK? Frank Lloyd Wright, Frank
Gehry... What're you laughing at?

So that's my "thang".
And, er, you need...you need one.

You need a hobby.

I have a hobby. Being a mother,
that's my hobby.

Oh, come on, the way you say...

There's something, there's
something, gendered about

hobbies that I'm not woke enough
to understand...

Well, yeah, in that women
don't have hobbies.

Oh, come on.

Oh, we'd love hobbies.
We want hobbies.

I'd like to learn a language.
I would like to...

I'd like to play the harmonica.
No one's stopping you.

And I'd like to ride a horse. Go and
ride a horse and play the harmonica

and learn to say giddy-up
in Espanyol.

I don't want to do it at
the same time.

I'd like to do one but I can't
because I've just spent

every shred of every waking moment
hacking through this jungle

that most average men
just stroll into.

Average? I'm not average.

You know I'm...I'm behind in life.
I'm behind.

I'm behind in collecting
the vat of rum

for my husband's 35th
birthday party,

I'm behind in collecting my kid
from school

because I forgot it was a half day.

So no, I don't have
a f*cking hobby, OK?

Well, I'll collect the rum.

Really?

Yeah, go and... Go and...
Go and pick your son up.

Seriously? Yeah.

Yeah, I'll get a taxi.

You're insured if you're over 25?
Just, yeah.

Well, put the roof down,
some sunglasses in the glove box.

Go on. Off you trot.

Thank you.

Come on, Noah.
Let's grab your things. Let's go.

Hi, so sorry I'm late.
I'm Noah's mum.

Oh, hi. I've only ever met Aston
before.

I mean, he's so wonderful. Yeah.

So hands on. Yeah, he's great.
He's really great.

He's...he's... I'm very lucky.

He's very supportive
and encouraging.

He's encouraged me to pursue my
career while he looks after Noah.

It's good, but I support his dreams,
you know,

and I think his start-up's
gonna be a huge success. OK.

Noah. Let's move, let's move out.

Ooh, ooh! I just wanted
to let you know that Noah

used his teeth on a friend today.

Wh.. He, as in he bit someone?

Yes. He used his teeth
on a girl's face.

Erm, I was just wondering, do you
maybe have some time to come in

and discuss how we can support him
through this?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah? Great.
You're...you're welcome to...

What now? No, I can't now.

I'm working. I work.
I'm the breadwinner.

And a parent. It's 60-40, you know?

But on the weekends I do, like,
much, much, more.

Probably nearing 70-30 to me.

And then...and then at night
I...I get up.

Aston never gets up at night ever.

He's a very, very heavy sleeper,

so I'm always up at the night,
so if you probably lump the nights

with the weekends, you know,
I'm...I'm probably

primary care giver and breadwinner.

OK. Thanks so much. Thank you.

Noah, let's go!

Erm, e-mail Aston about
that...thing. He'll sort that out.

OK. Let's go, let's go.
Quick, quick, quick! Whoo!

CHILLED MUSIC THRUMS

That's right, dribble it in.
That's right.

Grandma!

Darling! Noah.
I miss you so much. You miss me?

Ah, thanks! Yeah, this is great.

Who do your hair? My mum.

Yes? Yeah. And you look fantastic.
Thank you.

Nice to see you,
thanks so much for coming.

Let's go.

So sweet, my darling, I miss him...

Hi, Bobby.

How are you? I'm well, how are you?

Good. Thank you for doing
all the drinks.

Looks good. And the cake.
And the decorations.

Yes. And the music.

And the barbecue.

And the barbecue, thank you.

Yeah, I did...I did bring
the charcoal.

Thank you. See you in a bit.

Punch?

Bobby?

Oh, hi!

Oh, yeah. Get grandma, get grandma,
go for it. Yes!

How are you? I'm good.

BOBBY'S PHONE RINGS

Your phone? No, it's fine, it's...

They don't give you a day off,
do they, eh?

BOBBY'S PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

Hi. Hey, favourite client.
Got some good news.

l*sbian Vampire K*llers. Yeah?

Big offer. They want you on board.
What do you think?

I think, let's do it,
it's a great opportunity.

They want you in London
to start soon. Eeeeh!

So, think about it.
Mummy, come play football.

OK, I gotta go, thanks a lot.
Thank you, bye.

Yeah, coming. I'm coming.

Are you Cameron?

Yes, how do you know who I am?

Wild guess.

Oh, yes, of course.

MUSIC CONTINUES

But the whole thing about
colonialism is that we're living it,

right now.

Yes, no, no, I mean, 50 years ago...
Mm-hm.

..erm, the landlords had signs
saying no blacks, no dogs, no Irish.

And I'm half Irish, so I...I am
by no means a fan of colonialism.

Na, you no see who pull up.

I think he'll get there.
I do. He will.

He'll get there.

Yo.

What are you doing?

I'm just here to party.
No, you and your friend...

INAUDIBLE

Hi.

He's so tired.

He's gone.

He's drifting.

Well, he's had a long day.
He did really well.

I don't mean Noah.

What do you mean?

I'll take Noah home.
You should talk to Aston.

Go with Grandma, Noah. Come on. Yes.

Yeah.

Right.

You need to pay attention.

DANCE MUSIC STRIKES UP

Aston.

I did not invite her.
That's a f*cking insult.

I did not invite her -
what do you want me to do?

It's right in my face.
So what do you want me to say?

I can see you looking at her.

Obviously because I've just
noticed her.

Your own mother is telling me
to keep guard.

It's embarrassing for me!
Our kid is here.

I did not invite her, Bobby.

Yes, but I can see you looking
at her! It's embarrassing.

So, what the f*ck!

Oh, my God. I didn't...

Just live your life.

MUSIC CONTINUES.

Entres nous.

Whoooaah.

All the dumb movies paid
for this. Hmmm.

So, is this the house that you bring
women that you want to manipulate?

I don't like the word "manipulate".

I, er... I prefer
the word "schmooze".

You don't happen to have
any wine, do you?

I think the words you are looking
for are...

"Thank you very much for lending me
your beautiful beach house."

Thank you very much for lending me
your beautiful beach house.

You're welcome.

Have you got any comfy clothes?

Yeah, I've got a closet
full of cashmere.

Of course you do.

CAMERON PLAYS THE PIANO

I think I understand it now.

You're a producer because no-one
took you seriously

as a film composer. Is that right?

PIANO STOPS ABRUPTLY

How dare you!

Yeah, you're right.

HE CONTINUES TO PLAY WISTFULLY

She's uncertain.

She's in a beautiful beach house.

But there's something wrong.

Something feels soulless.

But then she looks beyond
the infinity pool.

To the ocean.

That's real.

BOBBY LAUGHS

Maybe she will figure it out.

MUSIC SLOWS

We just don't know.

HE CONCLUDES THE PIANO PIECE

HE PLAYS A JAUNTY CODA

Cheers. Cheers.

Do you want a top-up?

Erm...

I'd better get back
to my other big house.

Will you be OK?
Oh, I think I'll pull through.

OK. Goodnight.

Night.

DOOR CLOSES.

CAMERON'S CAR STARTS
AND DRIVES AWAY.

Call Cameron.

DIGITAL ASSISTANT: Calling Cameron.

The number you are trying
to reach is currently unavailable.

Please leave a message.

MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES

PHONE BEEPS

The number you are trying to reach
is currently unavailable.

Please leave a message.

VOICEMAIL: Hi, it's me again.

Sorry, can you come over
to the beach house?

I just... I need to talk
about the film.

I've been having some thoughts.

OK, thanks. See you soon. Bye.

MUSIC RISES

MUSIC STOPS, DOOR BUZZES

Hey. Hi.

Are we gonna talk about work or...

Erm... No?

No...

Oh.

I came to talk about work at some
point, or...

♪ It's rushing through my veins

♪ Moving faster than a hurricane

♪ Moving faster than a hurricane

♪ We lost it in the fire

♪ Love and hate in a different time

♪ We lost it in the fire

♪ What I did to make you mine

♪ What I did to make you mine... ♪.