Trident, The (2023)

[bunniefuu]

[Perrito] Wait, hold on.

Cats have nine lives?

That means you died eight times.

You gotta tell me about one of 'em.

When you're the legendary Puss in Boots,

it is hard to pick only one.

[scoffs] What about the Trident?

[clears throat]

I've had way more exciting deaths.

We'd like to hear that one.

[sighs]

Years ago, Del Mar was ravaged by drought.

There was thirst, famine

and much hardship.

So, when pirates stole Poseidon's trident,

I knew its magic

could bring rain to the town.

In the dead of night,

I snuck onto their ship...

[pirates snoring]

What?

[Perrito] Stop, stop, stop, stop.

You were stabbed

into a pool of sticky blood?

Not yet.

- [Puss hisses]

- [pirate captain groans]

[Puss grunting]

[Perrito] Hold on!

- A shark ripped you to pieces?

- Almost.

Ooh-ooh! Goldi

and The Three Bears Crime Family?

- We'll take that. Thank you very much.

- [Puss grunts]

Aha!

Now all our porridge will be just right.

It's my turn!

- [pirate snoring]

- [Baby sighs, groans]

[Kitty] Hey, amateurs.

That belongs to me now.

Plot twist! You were there too?

[shouting]

- [Perrito] Was that it?

- No.

- [Perrito] You were stomped.

- No!

- [Perrito] Cut? Drowned?

- No. No.

- [Perrito] Dismembered?

- No.

- [Perrito] Is it now?

- Hey.

[Perrito] Is it now? Is it now?

No!

[Perrito] You were mauled by a bear?

Stop interrupting.

Alley-oop!

- Holy frijoles.

- [Kitty] Hey, Puss.

[chuckles]

[Goldilocks] Ah! Let's go.

[chuckles] Adios.

[Baby grunting]

- [Goldilocks] Shut it, you muppet.

- [Baby] Mom!

[pirates clamoring]

[Puss chuckles]

[Perrito gasps] They stuffed you into

a cannon and then... [imitates expl*si*n]

Well, not exactly.

[sighs] This idiot.

- [pirate] What?

- [pirate captain] Arr. This can't be good.

[Kitty clears throat, chuckles]

[Perrito] Wait, hold on.

If Kitty saved you, then how did you die?

Mr. Legend refused to admit

that I saved his life.

I wanted to be shot from the cannon.

You'll see. I was in no real danger.

No need to pull into port.

This will revolutionize travel.

Watch.

[both laughing]

[speaks Spanish, chuckling]

Insane even.

[screeching]

[growls]