01x04 - How to Defeat an Evil Leader!

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I'm off duty today. Don't bring

me here in the morning.

Six, you're being rude to the general.

It's fine. This is an emergency.

The treasure your unit found

the other day has opened the path

to the Demon Lord's castle for the hero's party.

But

We just received word that we're

being attacked by Heine of the Flame.

The enemy is getting desperate.

So I'd like you to handle the enemy's

top leaders, starting with the Elite Four.

With pleasure!

Hey, wait, Snow!

You're not going to say no, are you?

This mission is a huge honor!

And if we pull it off,

we'll have all the promotions

and cash bonuses we could want!

Listen

Sir Six,

we can only entrust such an important

mission to a national hero like yourself.

Please, would you accept it?

Hey, was this mission his idea?

Yes.

As you heard, he is a huge fan of yours.

"Episode 4:

'How to Defeat an Evil Leader'"

Listen, we cannot fail in this mission!

Keep that in mind, everyone!

Okay!

--Grimm, wake up!

We need your help this time

--What's your take, Alice?

--Grimm, wake up!

We need your help this time

You mean about this mission they're

sending us on to get us k*lled?

--The only reason I could think of

that he might not like me

--Wake up!

--The only reason I could think of

that he might not like me

--Wake up!

--is that I cussed him out

until he cried.

Hey, Grimm!

That's enough of a reason

for him to hate you, I think.

But he probably just doesn't

like having you around.

Anyway, if Heine shows up,

we pretend to fight and then pull back.

--My shotgun's being repaired,

so I couldn't bring it.

--Grimm's neck!

--My shotgun's being repaired,

so I couldn't bring it.

--Grimm's neck!

--Yeah.

Let's just get her back in her wheelchair.

There we go.

What are you doing?

Nothing!

Yep!

Well, whatever.

Guys, we don't actually have

to do any fighting today, okay?

What are you saying?

This mission was given to us

especially by the general and strategist.

I don't like that strategist guy.

He feels like a sneaky, small-time bad guy

who only cares about his own survival.

Have you ever looked

at yourself objectively?

Six, have you ever heard of

something called a mirror?

Commander, have you ever

heard of a "boomerang"?

I hate you guys as much as I hate him.

There she is.

What is that thing?

It's a mechanical doll called a golem

that uses magic to move.

Magic can do anything, huh?

What?

They're splitting up.

Hey, my unit just has

to fight Heine, right?

Sir Six, leave the high orcs to my men!

My men will handle the powerful ogres!

Wait, guys!

Don't worry! They're tough,

but leave it to us!

Go!

Damn it!

Snow, wake up Grimm!

Have her put a really

powerful curse on Heine!

I'll let someone else wake up Grimm!

My glacial blade Iceberg

My new weapon that I

took out a three-year loan for!

I'll use this to slay Heine!

You stupid muscle head!

U-Um, Commander, can I go

take a bite out of a griffon?

I've always wanted to fly

Thanks! Off I go!

Let me wake up Grimm.

Which means

You get to

fight him.

Seriously?

My name is Snow!

Heine of the Flame,

die by my Glacial Blade, Iceberg!

Come then, Snow!

I, Heine of the Flame, one of the Demon

Lord's elite four, shall be your opponent!

What is this thing?

It didn't work!

Alice! Wake up Grimm already!

Why? She's passed out!

Why is she always passing out and dying

before the fight even starts?

What do we do?

Fine.

Six, buy time. I'll have them

send plastic expl*sives.

Buy time?

Come on!

I'll show you the power of

a Kisaragi Combat Agent!

Oww! Oww!

Alice, it's broken! Broken! Broken!

--It snapped! I heard a big snap!

--If it was broken, you'd be in too much

pain to scream, "It's broken."

--It snapped! I heard a big snap!

--Thus, it isn't broken.

--It snapped! I heard a big snap!

That's crazy!

That theory is absolutely crazy!

You're as crazy as Lilith, your creator!

Huh?

Is it just me or is the transfer

taking longer than usual?

According to my internal clock,

it's teatime at HQ.

Hang in there a little longer.

Damn it all!

Release limits!

Are you stupid?

Cancel that!

Releasing safeties on combat suit.

Is this okay?

It's okay! Hurry up!

Note that one minute of released limits

requires a three-minute cooldown--

Okay to everything!

Releasing safeties on suit.

If you wish to cancel, say "cancel"

during the countdown.

Hurry up!

--9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

--Oh, Commander!

--9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

--The griffon was no good.

--9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

--Not tasty at all.

--9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

--I-I see.

--9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

--I'm disappointed.

--9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

0. Safeties released.

Rose, get away from here.

Okay!

Yes!

Commander!

It's here, Six.

The C-4!

This'll do it.

Go, Six!

Graah!

--Oww! Oww!

--Beginning three-minute cooldown.

--Don't use me as a shield!

--Beginning three-minute cooldown.

I knew it. Science beats magic.

Oww!

What?

It feels like I'm being treated

worse by the day

You're finally awake, Grimm?

Guys, I can't move for a while.

Sorry, protect me from

the enemy for three minutes.

Commander, when this battle is over,

I want to eat some yummy food!

And I want some yummy alcohol!

Damn it all!

I'll buy you anything you want,

just help me!

Grimm, you're gonna

regret that later, though.

Hey, Six. We meet again.

Now, let's finish this!

Wait, Heine!

Let's talk!

I need to buy time

What?

What do you have to eat

to get t*ts like that?

Sometimes you're an idiot, Commander!

Not bad. You knocked down my flames.

That lady knight was a disappointment,

but you seem like you'll be fun.

Lady Knight?

Does she mean Snow?

I just bought this Glacial Blade

and she melted it!

You've got that weird

ranged weapon, right?

Use it to avenge my Iceberg!

Calm down, Snow.

I can't move right now.

Wh-What?

Why can't you move, Six?!

Shut up, you moron!

--Avenge my Iceberg!

--Looks like Six can't move.

--Avenge my Iceberg!

--Looks like Six can't move.

--Snow, calm down!

I'll show you pity and strike you

down with a single blow!

Hey, you said one of the "Absolute No-No"

lines from the Big Book

of Bad Guy Dialogue!

You're going to regret--

Commander, those flames are bad news!

I can't block them!

Now, let's go!

Great Lord Zenarith!

Bring disaster upon her! Be paralyzed!

Is this a curse?

Cooldown complete.

Grimm, it feels like this is the first

time you've actually been useful.

Wait a second.

What have you thought about me until now?

It was a long three minutes.

This is bad

My main goal for today

was testing the golem.

When you're around,

things just don't go well.

Hey, Six.

You sure you don't want to join us?

We'll pay you three times

what you're getting now.

Also, have you ever heard of a succubus?

I have!

Six, get off your knees.

No kneeling before the enemy.

Draw your g*n.

Commander, no!

Oh, it wore off.

Now, Six, take my hand.

Succubuses with incredible bodies

Lilim with unripe bodies

who want you to spoil them

Vampires with an otherworldly beauty

Sirens who'll whisper

sweet things in your ear.

Alice, sorry.

I think I'm done for.

Um, that that

From that reaction, it must be

something very important.

No, well

That's magicite.

Magicite?

Yup. A catalyst wizards use

for their magic.

I feel incredible power in it.

It's probably something special,

with power poured into it over many years.

What happens to Heine without it?

Well, she can always use another one.

But she won't be able to use enough

power to be one of the Elite Four.

"I Can't Eat That!"

Good stuff! Good stuff!

You earned evil points!

--That's the stuff

Yeah, just like that.

--Six, make sure you rack up those points.

--That's the stuff

Yeah, just like that.

Okay, now put your hands behind you,

open your legs and drop your hips back.

You earned evil points!

--She's twitching!

I saw her twitching!

--You earned evil points!

--She's twitching!

I saw her twitching!

--What is he doing?

--Good, good stuff. This is great.

--I don't know, but I'm sure

it's disgusting.

--Good, good stuff. This is great.

--Evil points! Evil points! Evil points!

--Yes! There! Great!

--Evil points! Evil points! Evil points!

--Lucky! Awesome!

Well done, Six! More!

It feels so good

to see a powerful foe fall!

Y-Yeah.

Avenge my sword!

But it kind of makes me feel bad,

even if she's an enemy.

Shouldn't we give her back her stone now?

Alice, did I say I'd give back her stone?

Nope, not in the slightest.

She just assumed like an idiot

and did what you said.

You can't say that after

making me do all this!

I'll k*ll you! I swear I'll k*ll you!

Can you do that without your magic?

Try it! Come on! Come on!

Aww, fine.

You want it back that badly?

You'll give it back?

Please! It's important to me

Here we go.

What what are you doing?

Come on, come and get it!

--You earned evil points!

--It's right here!

No!

Six, I'll get you for this!

Retreat! Everyone, retreat!

W-We won?

I think

Cheers!

--That was amazing, Six!

--Yup!

--Did you see how they ran without Heine!

--Right?

--Today's victory is thanks to us!

--I know!

Oh, Great Lord Zenarith,

I thank you for the fact

that I didn't wake up at the

Altar of Revival this morning!

Ever since the commander came, I've gotten

to eat so much good stuff! I'm so happy!

Tell me more about how great I am!

Everyone, Six is paying today!

You've got a nice a*s, miss.

Pour me a drink!

I know the only cure

for your stupidity is death,

but why not clean up your act a bit?

Start acting like a commander.

Oh, Snow finally recognized

the commander as a commander!

No!

I'm just telling him about his

responsibilities as a commander.

Well it's true that you and Alice

are critical parts of our unit.

But don't get the wrong idea.

I haven't accepted you yet!

Hey, look, Rose.

This is a tsundere.

She's saying all that,

but she's totally in love with me.

And this is her way of hiding it, huh?

So young

Shut up! I'll k*ll you!

You're back, Six?

I brought him here for you.

Thanks for seeing off

your superior officer.

Night, Snow! Give me a goodnight kiss!

--Get off me, you drunk.

--Where's my kiss?

--Stop being stupid and go to bed!

--Where's my kiss?

Fine, fine.

Night, Alice.

Yeah. Thanks.

What's his deal?

He just loves insulting me.

Someday, I'll k*ll that Six myself.

You're going to k*ll Six?

That's a serious matter.

Um, sir, what I said was

Don't worry.

I know how much trouble this rude man

who came out of nowhere is causing you.

That's right!

He's rude, insolent, inelegant,

all he ever does is make me mad.

I know, I know

Snow

You want to go back to

the Royal Guards, right?

Well

I grew up as an orphan in the slums.

I worked so hard to work

my way up to the knights

Yes, if I could.

Of course you can!

You've done more than enough

to regain your position.

No, that glory belongs

to the whole unit

You're so humble.

Why not see to it that

they're rewarded, then?

That's right.

I can just bring them all to my unit.

Alice is smart, so she could

come up with our mission plans.

And that idiot

He's foul-mouthed and stupid

and has a nasty personality

But he's a better fighter than me.

And it wouldn't be right to leave him out.

I understand.

It's not just that idiot foreigner

you want to be rid of,

it's the girl with demon blood

and the evil god worshiper, too!

I didn't say--

Actually, didn't you say before

that Six is an enemy spy?

No, I was wrong

You're a clever girl, so I have a request.

Find "proof" that Six is a spy.

Regardless of if he really is.

I don't like that Strategist guy.

Here's a special pay bonus.

It'll give you an excuse to go see him.

He feels like a sneaky, small-time bad guy

who only cares about his own survival.

Oh, well.

I'll give up on going back to the knights.

If I keep winning alongside them,

the time will come when I can go back.

Hey Alice,

what if the King says, "I want you

to marry Tillis and rule this land"?

My unit's all girls, right?

It'd cause problems if one of them said,

"I'm in love with you, Commander!"

I can predict most things,

and I thought nothing was

beyond my understanding.

But I see I was wrong.

I don't know what you mean,

but you're a smart girl.

Hang in there!

But you know, if I married Snow,

that'd be stimulating

in a different way, too.

Oh, right. I need to establish

my place as a Kisaragi leader, too.

We have to get back to that spy mission.

Let's get a hideout as a reward for this.

Hey, when you're talking about

that stuff, do it in Japanese.

What did you mean "spy"?

Things seem to be going well for Six.

He's almost done with his investigation?

That's fast.

Yes. Next, he's going after a hideout.

Something bothering you?

"Next Time:

Episode 5: 'To Be a Hero'

Look forward to it!"

"Next Time:

Episode 5: 'To Be a Hero'

Look forward to it!"

He's never written such a normal report.

"Next Time:

Episode 5: 'To Be a Hero'

Look forward to it!"

You're right, actually.

"Next Time:

Episode 5: 'To Be a Hero'

Look forward to it!"

Did he get sick?

Listen, Six may seem like

an idiot, but he's actually

Actually what?

An idiot!