01x09 - Carnivorous Female Chimera!

[bunniefuu]

Wow, there really are trees growing

in the middle of the desert.

With all these nuts, we can solve the

water shortage and make everybody love us!

The Princess will give me my job back!

Are these tiny nuts

really filled with lots of water?

Yup. They're compressed

with magic, supposedly.

Magic again.

Every time I hear about

that fake occult crap,

it makes me feel like my entire existence

is being denied, and it pisses me off.

You still don't believe

in magic, little girl?

Nonbelievers will be punished!

I smell something yummy,

like a combination of

powerful magic and giant meat!

Stop it.

Whenever you say something

like that, bad stuff--

An earthquake?

Behold! Lord Zenarith's punishment!

Come on, say, "I'm so sorry,

big sis Grimm!"

Hey, Alice.

I have a really bad feeling

Everyone, in the buggy now.

We're running away!

The Sand King?

I've never seen it before!

It's really big, huh?

Which means these nuts are

Part of his body?

So they're organs that store water for it?

Is it okay to take them?

Hey, Alice, I'm done with this planet.

I want to go home!

Live a little, partner.

This planet is fascinating,

don't you think?

What do we do? It'll catch up!

Alice, can't you go faster?

Wait, Six. I'll give the signal.

When I do, everyone jump.

Really?

What about the water nuts--

Jump.

The water nuts

I kept one.

That's not enough!

The mission's a failure, huh?

More importantly How do we get back?

"Episode 9:

'Carnivorous Female Chimera!'"

"Crossing the Desert - First Day"

The burning sun shows us no mercy.

To return to Grace, we had no choice

but to cross the Tezan desert on foot.

It's so hot!

Shut up. Hearing somebody talk

about it just makes it hotter.

Just looking at you makes me feel hot!

Take that black armor off!

It's got a temperature

adjusting function in it.

That's not fair!

Give me the top half, at least!

It's made to fit my body!

If you're really that hot, get naked.

Guys, if you don't stop fighting,

you'll get hungry.

Also, Grimm only lasted a day after this.

Hey Six, I'm using our last

points to summon a tent.

Without a way to get out of the sun,

you're all dead.

Yeah.

We have this for water

Commander, I want some food.

That's our big issue

I guess we'll just have to eat

any demon beasts we run into.

It's our only way to survive.

We have to do what it takes.

We eat the next thing we meet. Got it?

Okay!

No, no, no! No way!

I can't eat orc!

It was your idea!

Don't be a picky eater!

That's right. Don't be a wimp.

Rose, open his mouth.

I'll jam it down his throat!

Alice, help!

They're trying to make me

abandon my humanity!

Don't worry.

I examined its nutrients and

there's no poison. It's fine.

I can't eat a sentient being!

Here, I'll feed you myself.

Say, "aah!"

Not the ba*ls!

Anything but the ba*ls!

Six, we've got big problems here.

So I need your help.

What's up?

Yank down Snow's panties.

What are you talking about?

Alice, get a hold of yourself!

You were my one hope.

Okay, partner. I'll grant your wish.

Don't!

Has the heat broke your brain?

That's right! Stop messing around!

Did you forget?

I get points for being evil.

And with enough points,

I can buy a buggy or food for you.

How did I not realize sooner?

You look hot. Let me

take off your clothes.

Die!

Stop! We're all too

close together in here!

Let's save that for when

we're really desperate!

I think we're pretty desperate right now.

And I've already played with her t*ts

and pulled down her panties, anyway!

Shut up! Shut up!

Why is it always me, anyway?

You take a turn, Rose!

I don't care which. Let me take your

panties off or feel you up or whatever.

No!

Hey, Six.

You earned evil points!

Six, you

That's too much, even for me.

C-Commander, you're human scum.

N-No, it was Alice's idea!

"Crossing the Desert - Day 4"

"Crossing the Desert - Day 4"

It's our fourth day in the desert,

and there's no sign of any towns.

"Crossing the Desert - Day 4"

The heat's too much during the day,

so we only move at night.

Which means we find no demon beasts,

but we've run out of food

I'm not getting any more points from doing

evil things to an unconscious person.

"Crossing the Desert - Day 6"

I think I could eat an orc right now.

I tried going into negative points,

but it didn't work.

It did last time I blame Astaroth.

When I get back, I'll use her

to get a ton of points

So I swear to myself.

Rose's acting odd.

I think she wants to say something to me.

"Preservative"

She's looking at the unmoving Grimm.

She's the last shred of

conscience our unit has.

She's probably worried about her friend.

Man, I'm so hungry

"Crossing the Desert - Day 7"

"Crossing the Desert - Day 7"

I'm so hungry

"Crossing the Desert - Day 7"

I want an ice-cold beer

And 5 minutes of privacy.

That's strange

I'm not getting any points

Are you enjoying it?

I mean, if it's not being treated as evil,

that means you're happy about me

lifting up your skirt

After that, we almost k*lled each other.

Rose's stopped intervening, lately.

Actually

she's been looking at us like she's

hoping for something to happen.

Those eyes

I've seen them somewhere.

That's right!

Those are the eyes of

the sexually aggressive

spider-woman mutant

when she looks at me!

When people are placed

into extreme situations,

the say their survival instincts are

stimulated and they try to breed

Sexual desire!

I see

Rose looks like that 'cause she's horny.

Don't worry! I am, too!

There's only one tent and no privacy.

As a man, it's hard!

Grimm and Snow are one thing, but

Is it okay to cross the line with

a pure, innocent child like her?

No!

Doing anything with Rose

would violate the agent's code,

and our sexual harassment policy!

Which means

I have to do it with her?

Do something more than flip up her skirt?

This is an emergency

I'm stripping you naked!

Very well. I'm at my limits, too.

Bring it!

Listen, Snow.

Just stay still for a minute

and you can have a full belly

and a smile on your face.

And I'll have a smile on my face

for a lot of reasons.

I think it's a good deal for both of us.

These are dire straits.

I know you're trying to trick me.

But

You don't want to die, right?

You want a full belly, right?

I do!

I'm not talking to you right now.

How about it, Snow? Act now,

and I'll throw in a rare item.

Sell it if you want.

You can pay off your loan on your sword

What's your problem?

You were all over that Engel guy.

I was blinded by his riches!

And I could get him

to take responsibility

But this guy

I don't like the phrase

"take responsibility."

I'm trying to persuade her, shithead.

Then I can't let you

Seriously?

Carrying Snow's bad enough.

If she goes down on us, too

Six, this is your chance.

Go for it while she's still awake

I really can't

Wimp.

That's why you never get promoted.

But forcing myself on a girl

who's too weak to move

is a line that shouldn't be crossed!

Um, Commander

I can't control myself!

Rose?

I was watching you, and

Is it okay?

Wait. You're too young

Snow's the fanservice girl, and I don't

feel bad when I do things to her

But I can't control myself

Okay if you insist.

I'm sorry for making you

embarrass yourself.

It was so sudden.

I didn't know how to react.

No, I

I understand it's a line

that shouldn't be crossed.

Right. We're part of the same unit.

If we cross this line, it may

interfere with future missions.

But this is an emergency.

Hnnf.

And nobody's watching.

That's right. Just do

what your instincts tell you.

It's normal.

Instincts

This is an emergency. It's normal.

That's right.

Humans have needs!

Yes!

We have to do what we have to do!

I'm surprised, though

You're a lot more aggressive

than I thought.

Do you not like carnivores?

No, I love them.

But I can't make it easy.

If it's consensual,

I don't get any evil points!

The laws of nature, right?

That makes me feel less guilty!

Guilty?

Make sure you resist

with all your might, okay?

What? You're forcing yourself on me?

I mean, I'm okay with that

Actually, I love that

I always wanted to do it

with you with all my might!

No holding back!

No holding back? I was gonna be gentle

But if you insist.

I'm sorry, I can't control myself

Wait, at least let me

wipe myself down with a towel.

It's just good manners

You're fine as you are.

I've always thought

you had a good smell

A good smell?

You're really aggressive today.

It's a little weird, but if that's

your thing, then

Yes, I'll make it as painless as possible.

O-Okay

There's no backing out now

Hey, I was wondering

Give us some privacy!

What are you two about to do?

She's going to force herself

on me! Devour me!

That's right!

I'm going to eat the Commander!

I think you're both talking

about very different things.

I'm about to do something

naughty with Rose, right?

I'm about to get in a fight

with the Commander, right?

A fight? That's a pretty specific fetish.

The loser gets eaten in accordance

with the rules of nature, right?

Eat in like, a sexy way.

In a food way.

Hell no! That's not funny!

What?

You said it was a human need and

so I didn't need to be ashamed of it!

I said that! I did, but

It's an emergency!

There's no time to waste!

I said that, but I

didn't mean it like that!

I was happy when you said

you liked carnivorous girls

Words are hard things, huh?

Is this what they call a culture clash?

You smell so good, Commander!

Those are the same words you just said,

but now my heart won't stop pounding

for a different reason!

My grandpa told me that

when people fall in love, they want

to become one with their partner!

That's true, but not in the way you think!

Okay, you two crazy kids have fun.

Fine, if that's what you want!

Come on! I'll defeat you!

Okay!

This battle was destined

before we were born.

I am Rose, combat chimera in service

to the Kingdom of Grace!

Here I come!

I am Combat Agent Six,

of the Kisaragi Corporation!

I'll get my points from you!

Well, that'll probably

get us enough points.

You earned many evil points!

I want to go back to Earth.

You had a lot of fun yesterday.

I did not!

We didn't go all the way.

Risking my life for some

naughty stuff just isn't worth it.

I missed meat so much

Combat chimeras are scary things.

I was serious and could

still barely beat her.

That's interesting.

Sounds like we really need to

investigate this planet's ruins.

There it is.

Our mission failed, though.

Our mission, huh?

I forgot all about it.

Toris and the demons are working together.

They'll attack soon.

I see. So you want my help.

I ain't cheap.

Did you forget that this is your fault?

That was a long time ago. I forget.

Wow, Six. It was about a week ago.

You're going to take responsibility

for failing to acquire the water nuts.

I don't like the phrase

"take responsibility."

You really are a shithead.

Without enough water,

we can't sustain a long battle.

So I have a mission for you.

This is the map

of the ruins I was planning to give you

as a reward for your last mission.

It appears that two of the demon

leaders are investigating them.

Heine and Russell?

They mentioned using an ancient weapon

to defeat the Sand King, right?

So I'd like you to stop them

from getting it.

I just need to smash it, right?

No, wait.

If we're going after the weapon

let's steal it.

I want some tea warm tea

Me, too and food

Get it yourselves

We defeated the heroes, but

I'm tired.

Six tea

"Episode 10:

'Kisaragi Leaders Will Be Livestreamed'

Look forward to it!"

Even after he spent a month

fighting in the Sahara,

Six still would run errands for us

You were making him do that?

You were going to make us do that?

Six is actually a good guy

What's his report say?

Is he doing well?

I'm too tired to read

That's bad.

For now, let's rest.

Agreed.

But don't forget when we wake up,

we're having that party