01x10 - Kisaragi Leaders Will Be Livestreamed!

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The world will be ours soon.

We managed to survive the heroes'

big counterattack, but

Hooray!

"Kisaragi Corporation

Employee Appreciation Party"

Aren't we taking it a bit too easy?

After surviving that battle, I can

understand if they want to relax.

This single night is their reward.

I know that, but

While we're relaxing,

Six and his crew are working hard!

You're always so worried about everything.

Relax.

If we leaders are working hard,

our employees can't relax, right?

Fine This is just for tonight, okay?

Sure. You have some fun, too!

Hey!

Take that off and let's swim!

Let's start with a 1,000-meter race!

It's just us girls! Why so embarrassed?

Want to go naked, then?

Stop being ridiculous!

You earned evil points!

"Episode 10:

'Kisaragi Leaders Will Be Livestreamed!'"

I'm back.

I left the mutant mummy woman on

the altar. She'll be back in the morning.

Thanks.

We'll leave for the Toris ruins

once she comes back to life.

Be ready.

Yeah.

First thing I've gotta do

is b*tch at Astaroth.

Do something bad again, meow?

She's the one who did

something bad, Tiger Man.

She banned me going

into negative evil points,

and I almost died in the desert.

Oh, Six, that was

You've got mail!

It's from Lilith.

"Important! To all Kisaragi Employees.

We're putting on a special

live event. Don't miss it,"

it says.

Lilith is up to something dumb again, huh?

Is that Belial?

I'm amazed you can tell.

I was so close.

It's nice to take a swim

in a pool sometimes.

Right?

Hey, Six, you can't change

the camera angle from here.

Hey, I'm getting ready for the final

battle with the Demon Lord's army

tomorrow, and you guys are

screwing around in the pool at night?

"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"

"Belial of the Great Flame"

"Astaroth the Ice Queen"

"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"

"Belial of the Great Flame"

"Astaroth the Ice Queen"

They're having fun down there.

"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"

"Belial of the Great Flame"

"Astaroth the Ice Queen"

It's probably the yearly employee survey.

I don't know how they

don't get tired of that.

Right?

Whose stupid idea was it?

Oh, I think it was Six's.

Lilith?

Here, have another.

Thanks.

Mutant Praying Mantis Woman and Spider

Woman once took a weird liking to him.

They asked him who he wanted to work for.

It's always the weird ones

who take an interest in him.

That's right.

So he said, "You're both

so wonderful--I can't pick!"

He's always been really indecisive.

Yeah

And then he got the idea of

having everyone to do a survey

to see who was more popular.

They both got the same amount

of votes, so it was a tie.

But Spider Woman and Praying

Mantis Woman became friends,

and are a powerful pair now.

He may look like he's

not thinking of anything,

but it's possible he sees things

better than you think.

Really?

Does he think things through that much?

They're back on Earth having fun,

and I'm stuck here!

Damn it. Why do they get all the fun?

I get it.

I see what Lilith is planning.

She's gaining views, and then

If you want to see more,

follow and subscribe!

--If you want to see more,

follow and subscribe!

--Yeah, thought so.

--If you want to see more,

follow and subscribe!

--Seriously, Lilith?

--If you want to see more,

follow and subscribe!

--If you want to see more,

follow and subscribe!

--sh*t! I have to subscribe!

--If you want to see more,

follow and subscribe!

There are tons of idiots like him.

Lilith is smart, meow!

Subscribe!

Is that supposed to be sexy?

If so, that's really annoying.

I'd prefer they showed Mutant

Zashiki Warashi instead, meow.

Hey, want to bet on

who's voted number one?

I'll pass.

I don't gamble.

I'll bet on myself, of course.

You're always last place every year.

Are you serious?

Oh, I think I'm sure to win

now that you said that.

Did you forget who I am?

Yes

Kisaragi's most brilliant scientist!

Lilith the Dark!

So she bought off the agents, you think?

Lilith blows her money all the time.

She wouldn't have the cash.

I think it's threats.

I can hear you!

But wouldn't it normally be you,

Belial? The agents like you.

You can see the current results

"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"

"Belial of the Great Flame"

That kind of makes me blush.

But you're always thinking about

what's best for the agents.

"t*rd Woman"

"Lilith the Dark"

But you're always thinking about

what's best for the agents.

I'm sure some people see that.

I give a lot of harsh orders

And I'm not interested in

the results of the survey.

I am!

They're trusting their

lives with us, right?

That survey's kind of a joke,

but I'm still curious if they trust us.

Well, it may be good for that reason.

Have another.

Thanks

You say that, but I know

you're curious who Six voted for.

Who's curious about who voted for who?

I'm not

Wow, that useless idiot Lilith is

actually doing a good job for once.

This stream is going out worldwide,

isn't it?

Even the leader of an evil organization

should obey some limits!

I can't wait to see what happens

to Lilith when they find out.

It's just us here.

You don't need to hide it.

That's right. We already know.

Say how you're really feeling!

Well, I'd be lying if I said

I didn't care who he voted for.

What do you want from me?

He's been an idiot ever since

his first interview here.

But he's always been so close to me

He's always been there for me.

He doesn't complain about his low salary.

I remember him complaining a lot

He goes on dangerous missions

without any backtalk

He was whining his heart out about

the one he's on now, right?

Yes! He was complaining and whining!

Sorry! I was ignoring that!

But who cares?

I've known him since we founded Kisaragi!

Of course I'm going to get attached!

Keep going! Keep going!

Just let it all out!

Wait, Astaroth!

If you want to say anything more,

say it in private with him!

What's gotten into you?

Don't interrupt us. This is the good part!

But I don't have time to spend with him!

We're so close to conquering the world!

And once that's over, we might be

laying off the combat agents--

Don't say that! You can't say that!

I am one of Kisaragi's highest-ranking

leaders, Astaroth the Ice Queen.

To save the jobs of 5 million

combat agents,

and for the sake of their futures

What is this?

You earned evil points!

"Mutant Zashiki Warashi"

"Stream Ended"

Lilith, do something about Astaroth!

You're a self-proclaimed genius, right?

That self-proclaimed part bugs me, but

Fine.

Astaroth had a breakdown

because Six heard her.

Which means we just need him

to say something nice to her.

Combat Agent Six, you heard that, right?

Now, speak to her!

Glance.

I recorded that broadcast

and I'll watch it every day.

--No!

--You earned evil points!

--No!

You idiot!

Now what? Now what do we do?

Wait! Calm down!

The survey! Look at who's winning!

That's right! She was just talking about

protecting their jobs and futures!

That's right!

The alcohol made her say embarrassing

things that she wouldn't normally ever--

--Stop it! Just stop it!

--You earned evil points!

--Stop it! Just stop it!

Don't be silly. Come on out of there.

Look, Astaroth.

I'm sure some of them heard what

you said and changed their votes!

I'm sure you're number one!

I don't want to be in first place

if it means being so embarrassed

Come on, let's go take a look!

"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"

"Lilith the Dark"

"Astaroth the Ice Queen"

"Belial of the Great Flame"

Lilith's in first place.

Hey, Lilith!

Don't get violent just because you lost.

You were really confident

when you placed that bet.

If you got first place,

that must mean you cheated

Making accusations without proof

will ruin the bond between us!

Sorry

Sorry about that, Six.

I mean, it's obvious

that Lilith cheated

Obvious Lilith didn't cheat!

Do you really think

you're fooling anybody?

Well, this puts an end to the long-running

battle between the three of us.

Come on, Belial, don't just stand there.

Go get number one--that is, me--a coke!

Hey

What is it?

There're more votes for Lilith

than we have combat agents

What?

You little

So, it was hacking after all, then?

I punished the perp.

Remove the fake votes for Lilith.

Well, I'm not sure I care about

who wins. But I'll take it.

Whenever this silly survey comes around,

I remember the days when we first met.

Well, every time we had that survey,

I'd try to help you out

Come on, I'll buy you lunch, okay?

"Discount Coupon"

"Discount Coupon"

Well? How about it?

"Discount Coupon"

I'll throw in another one

I did a lot of stuff that was shady

I never wanted to be number one,

but you said you weren't asking me

for permission. You didn't listen to me.

Was it a bother?

No, it kind of made me happy

I never thought I'd really

be number one, though.

Thanks.

No, I didn't do anything this time

And, um, it makes me happy

you're saying that, but

Is something wrong, Six?

"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"

"Lilith the Dark"

"Astaroth the Ice Queen"

Lilith's back to first place.

Show some common decency.

Wait. This wasn't deliberate.

What?

I'm a genius, you see,

so I came up with a second plan!

But this one isn't cheating, okay?

You've gone over the number

of combat agents we have.

You're sure it's not cheating?

I hired more agents just for this!

Seven days off a week,

500,000 yen a month!

Instant hires with no interviews!

All you have to do is write

"Lilith the Dark" on your survey!

It was easy!

You know, I've been thinking

You're stupider than me

and Six, aren't you?

We're already looking at layoffs.

How are you going to pay them?

I just won't pay them!

We're an evil corporation!

We just won't pay!

Combat agents are completely replaceable.

We'd never pay them that much!

Hey, now.

You guys call yourselves evil,

but you're really softies at heart.

I like that about you, though.

Jeez

I guess I'll be nice and withdraw

from the running this time.

No, you can't talk your way

out of this one.

You can't try to leave

after all you've done.

Fine, fine.

Take it out of my pay this month!

It won't be enough!

What do you want me to do, then?

I'm just a normal pretty girl. I can't

beat girls with porn bodies like yours!

Hey.

I'm just a normal pretty girl.

I can't wear next-to-nothing

like you to get votes!

Hold it!

Right. It's my fault!

It's my fault! My fault!

What's wrong with

an evil leader being evil?

I earned evil points!

I earned evil points!

Lilith is number one, huh?

Did you vote for her?

Hell no. I'm no lolicon.

Yeah, hand out some Kisaragi gift cards

to the ones she hired.

She can go into debt to pay for it.

Say we screwed up

the job listing paperwork.

And delete the video on Nicotube.

Um

Well, the survey doesn't

really matter, but

I'll ask anyway.

What?

Knowing you, I probably don't need

to ask, but I guess I should check

I guess I want to hear it from you.

Um, who did you vote for, Six?

Me? Of course

Hero warning! Hero warning!

Multiple heroes are approaching the party!

All mutants and combat agents

to battle stations immediately!

I always get interrupted

at the most important times!

The timing is a little too good,

don't you think?

How did they find out we were doing

a top-secret party at this hotel?

Lilith, you streamed it

to the whole world.

Let's go punish those heroes

for interrupting our party!

We'll talk later.

What?

--Bye

--Bad news about the enemy

heroes, leaders!

--Bad news about the enemy

heroes, leaders!

We've sighted multiple

grasshopper-type heroes!

Well, don't wuss out!

Hey, Lilith!

You said you were going to

punish the heroes, right?

Combat Agent Six, when this fight is over,

I'll ask you who you voted for.

Astaroth, when you say stuff

like that, you usually die

Damn Why be scared

of grasshopper heroes?

My mutants are way stronger!

I'll make up for my mistake tonight

by beating up the heroes!

Don't forget those words.

Okay, men!

The appreciation party's over!

Instead, we'll beat the heroes

and have a victory party!

Things are rough there, too, huh?

You have new orders!

To all members of the planetary

invasion force watching this:

We are about to prove that Kisaragi

is the strongest force in the world.

So

Don't lose to the Demon

Lord's army, either, okay?

Astaroth?!

"Currently in combat.

Please communicate via email."

Astaroth?!

That was a very moving speech,

but if you don't want us to lose,

then give me an advance on my points!

I'm leaving for the fight tomorrow!

They're busy with the heroes!

Give up for the night.

If you're really stuck,

go ask Alice, meow!

Yeah. Leave it to me--

since I'm very smart.

I have a plan to deal with

the Demon Lord's army.

Seriously! Way to go, Alice, meow!

You really are smart!

I'm high-spec, after all.

We're getting an early start

tomorrow. Go to sleep.

Sure thing. Night!

"Next Time:

Episode 11:

'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry'"

"Next Time:

Episode 11:

'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry'"

I didn't think you actually have a plan.

"Next Time:

Episode 11:

'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry'"

Amazing, Alice, meow.

I'm the one who requested he not be

allowed to go into negative points.

If we let it happen, he'd never

be able to go back to Earth.

When we really need it, I'll request

the feature be enabled again,

and tell him he owes me big.

Umm

Um

I heard nothing!