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01x06 - Kal Noto Se Bhari Gaadi, Aaj Puri Plate Khali

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mum Bhai". Aired: 12 November 2020.*
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The story revolves around Bhaskar Shetty, who emerges as a top encounter specialist in Mumbai.

01x06 - Kal Noto Se Bhari Gaadi, Aaj Puri Plate Khali

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[Title Montage]

[Narrator] The difference

between Sawant and Dinkar was

Sawant wanted to save his a,

and Dinkar wanted to

screw Bhaskar's a.

He left no stone unturned.

Do you have a smoke?

Do you think this is a paan stall?

I heard you can fix

anything in this jail.

Don't know about everything.

But I can fix you.

You'll know in a few days.

Who fixes whom.

You are at the wrong place son.

Move it.

I am at the right place.

Do you remember Vithal?

I am his brother.

Vishnu.

So, remember,

my brother is waiting to meet you.

Do you see this hand?

A palmist had predicted

"The life that you

have lived, Bhaskar

You will ascend to a place

worse than hell."

So, I won't be able

to meet your brother.

Let me know if you want to meet him.

I will help.

Do you know why you have

been brought to this jail?

He had shot him here, in his head.

[Karekar] Whatever

help you need here

Dinkar is here.

Do you know what you have to do?

You can sleep peacefully at home.

[Vishnu] Nobody is as

desperate as me to do this work.

Finish the job

Save your filmy dialogues

for later. Okay?

Go.

[Narrator] Karekar did not want

Bhaskar to even have a coffin.

But there was a time,

when Bhaskar wore

the costliest clothes

from the elite stores of Mumbai.

Our ancestors always said

that you should cut your

dress according to your clothes.

Bhaskar would say,

wrap the ancestors in

a blanket and smash them.

Money, glamour, publicity

the success which would

take years to achieve

Bhaskar had achieved

it in a few hours.

[Brijesh] Interviews

can be done later.

Welcome, sir. Greetings.

Please come.

[Narrator] And his close associates

were getting absolutely nothing.

Carry on, carry on.

[Brijesh] He is our main lead.

Congratulations.

Looking good.

[Brijesh] Just a minute.

[Trunk door opens]

[Brijesh] I am not the only

one who needs your protection.

Akhil Kapoor too

needs your protection.

The whole film

industry is on my side.

Partner.

How long will it take to double?

The time is yours.

Whenever you wish.

I like your car.

Then it is yours. Take it.

Take it.

[Narrator] What is the

use of an expensive watch

if time is going to screw you up?

A car full of cash.

And today an empty plate.

Hey, serve him chapati.

Hey, what's all this?

Why are you not serving him food?

[Dinkar] Motherfker.

You got your food, right?

Go away!

Hey, Bhaskar.

[Vishnu] You have

had many fake encounters.

Today you'll eat fake food. Okay?

[Dinkar] Hey, Bhaskar.

Pick up your plate.

Sit there and eat your food.

Or else my boys will

forcefully stuff it.

[Dinkar] Motherfker.

[Narrator] So far,

Bhaskar was screwing everyone.

And today,

everyone was screwing Bhaskar.

[Moaning]

[Narrator] A man's heart

is in the right place.

But his brain is

between his two legs.

Remember earlier,

you could not raise yourself.

And now you can raise

the whole neighbourhood.

Did you speak to

the producer about me?

At the right time.

I thought you want another round.

What happened?

Tired?

It is my wedding today.

I don't want to be late.

Congratulations.

[Narrator] If he wasn't

loyal to his, wife to be.

Then the others were unaccountable.

[Rama] Will you serve food in this?

From where did you

get these flowers?

Finally, you are here.

Where were you?

Anna

What?

Did you have to go to Ranjana today?

How did you come to know?

Fker, have I smelt her,

only on your shirt?

[Rama] Before Vaishnavi smells it,

hurry up and shower.

Ahole.

[Narrator] Bhaskar had a car,

bungalow, bank balance.

And also a mother.

[Mouthing]

[Narrator] People get lucky.

But Bhaskar had a Midas touch.

But if you become greedy

If you ever need anything,

the doors of my

house are always open.

-Thank you, sir.

-[Home Minister] And if I am not there.

Chauhan sir will also be available.

[HM Chavan] Of course, sir.

Make a drink for me.

It broke.

[Rama] The lens.

Yours is a good one.

A double shot for me.

Hope you have saved something

for your kids, after you die.

Haven't thought about it yet.

I meet death almost every day.

So why get worried?

Have you decided?

Don't think you will be saved

because your friend is a cop.

We both have a common friend.

g*n.

We just have to watch

that when the time comes,

is it loyal to you or me?

To life. Cheers.

For your left-over life.

[Bhaskar] You took

very little Biryani.

[Anamma] That's it.

-Enough Bhaskar.

-Tandoori Murg.

-[Anamma] Enough, Bhaskar.

-[Karekar] Begam

Paneer Begam Bahar.

Very royal. Wow.

Karekar sir, did you eat?

Royal food.

How did you manage so

much with your salary?

[Anamma] Bhaskar, it

is my time to eat medicines.

Are you eating?

You go, sit, I will join you.

It is all my mother's savings.

My wife too earns more than me.

Bhaskar you are flying too high.

Listen to me very

carefully and understand.

[Karekar] The wind

won't always be the same.

[g*nsh*t]

Fk.

The ones who licked my a,

have screwed me.

They can't do anything,

till the case is on.

Except sh**t you.

Wedding gift.

[Shirodkar] Two

first-class tickets for Dubai.

Fancy honeymoon suite.

Do you know what Karekar sir,

told me inside?

Don't soar high.

You want me to fly high?

To prove his honesty,

he travels in a wrecked police jeep.

[Shirodkar] You have an Impala.

You are not doing bad for yourself.

Let me tell you something,

note it down.

The more Karekar is jealous

the more successful you are.

[Bhaskar] Let me rest,

will take you out for dinner.

Bhaskar, I am visiting

Dubai for the first time.

I want to see it.

[Bhaskar] As if

I have visited often.

So, get up then. Come on, get up.

[Music playing]

[Applause]

[Cheers]

[Door bell ringing]

[Footsteps]

[Door opens]

-Good evening.

-[Vaishnavi] Good evening.

-May I come in?

-[Vaishnavi] Yes, please.

A special invite for you.

[Man 1] There is a Bollywood party.

-[Vaishnavi] Bollywood party?

-[Man 1] Dubai Creek.

[Man 1] Akhil Kapoor and Anshika.

-[Vaishnavi] Oh, Anshika and Akhil?

-[Man 1] Yes.

[Vaishnavi] Very nice.

Have a look.

Go ahead.

It's Anshika and Akhil.

We will get back.

-[Vaishanvi] Thank you.

-Enjoy your stay, sir.

[Vaishnavi] Thank you.

[Door opens]

Let's go.

Akhil and Anshika are there.

I don't want to party.

Come, we will have fun.

You will tell me

to wear a suit, dress formally.

I won't.

Wear whatever you want to wear.

-[Bhaskar] I will wear a shirt

and jeans. -[Vaishnavi] Done.

[Footsteps]

[Mouthing]

[Applause]

Congratulations on your wedding.

[Zaheer] Good to see you here.

So, it is you.

Bollywood party

It is all your doing.

Nice to meet you.

Sis-in-law, please enjoy.

Akhil.

Let's talk about business.

Please.

You must be tired

sight-seeing the whole day.

Should I order some food for you?

I should be scared of you, right?

You followed me.

Invited me to such

a lavish party.

Have you seen a bigger

fker than yourself?

Bhaskar.

This is not Mumbai.

Exactly.

You are lucky.

If it was Mumbai, they would

be scrutinizing your dead body.

So, tell me,

why have you called me here?

Tell me your price.

How much does Pujari give you?

I will give you thrice.

Work for me.

[Chuckles]

Finally, you showed

me your true colours.

Before becoming a don

were you a pimp

at the red light area?

How can you rate me?

I can sell 10 like you.

Even your ATS department?

What do you mean?

There is going to be an

encounter within a few hours.

Whose?

[Zaheer] Your friend.

If you don't reach on time

The ATS is going to screw him up.

Remember

if he survives

it will not be because of you,

but because of me.

Remember that.

Dock the boat. Vaishnavi.

[Narrator] Zaheer

had to walk with crutches.

But didn't have

the hands to hold it.

He thought with the

help of Bhaskar

by winning his trust,

he'll be in the game.

But somebody else was

playing games with Bhaskar.

But who was he

who made sure Bhaskar lands in jail?

[Theme music playing]