01x06 - I Haart Paris

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

One second, I've got this. I don't have

to yell. I'm too tired to yell

Call the man

[echoing] Joe?

[echoing] Can I have a glass of red wine,

please, and a refill for Robert?

[Julia chuckling]

- Give me your thingy and I'm going to

- What thingy?

I don't know what it's called!

That app you guys go on?

- I'm not going on Grindr

- What's the other app?

- We can do Tinder

- Okay, let's do Tinder

- Oh wow, he's hot

- Swipe right if you like him

Okay, swipe this way?

That's left

That's the opposite direction

- Those are rocks, so that's a left

- Yikes

He's cute! Columbia!

- It's a match!

- It's a match!

- Okay

- [laughing]

"I haven't been on a date

in two years and"

- This is stupid. No, please!

- "I'm

hungry!" [laughing]

Oh, my God, you stupid idiot

[both laughing]

Send it. No, emoji, emoji, emoji

- "Can you feed me?" [laughing]

- [screams]

Send it with a face with the tongue out

It's important in the g*y community

What's your type?

Geriatric

Bedridden. Wealthy as f*ck

[laughing]

- Okay. Let me

- I want a credit score at least above 720

If he could be on life support

on a boat

- [laughing]

- that'd be great

- [Julia] This is ridiculous

- [Robert laughing]

I got goals, I'm motivated ♪

I got a million-dollar attitude ♪

I'm makin' bodies walk ♪

[singers vocalizing]

I'm makin' bodies walk ♪

- Hey, my love!

- Hey, my love

- How are you doing?

- How you doing?

You look super handsome

- I love this look

- Yeah?

[Julia] You excited for Paris?

[Silvio] Yeah

I am attending Paris Fashion Week

Everybody's coming with me to Paris

It's gonna be my sister Hannah,

her four kids,

all my kids, and Robert, and Silvio

I've rented a castle,

a 13th-century castle

I think it's going to be a lot of fun

[Silvio] Are we going to have

some time for us?

[Julia] Well, actually

I was thinking maybe you

and I could just do a dinner by ourselves

- That's an amazing idea

- A romantic dinner

- Of course. Yeah!

- Yeah

Quality time together, for me,

is, uh, the base of every relationship,

and especially a relationship like ours

And Paris is such a romantic city,

so, uh, why not celebrate it there?

[Julia] The first day we get there,

I've got two investor meetings

[Silvio] Okay

Friday we've got Saint Laurent,

so I figured maybe on the weekend

Wait, we can't do the weekend

Sukkos

We're gonna be eating meals in the sukkah

Sukkos is the holiday

to commemorate that time period

before God gave us the Torah

This year, Sukkos and Fashion Week

fall at the exact same time

Keep in your head that this is

my sister and her husband

and their kids are gonna be there

It's going to be,

what in Yiddish we call a balagan,

you know, a bit of a mess

My sister Hannah has been

extraordinarily accepting

through the really difficult

and traumatic period of my life

I have seven sisters and brothers

I was their surrogate mom

I wiped their noses,

I cleaned their diapers

They called me Mommy

But when I first left the religion,

everyone assumed that I would

become a loser drug addict

The only person who was speaking to me

was my sister Hannah

How's the family?

- They know I'm married?

- [Hannah] I think so

- Mommy found out about the wedding?

- I think her sister told her

Aron has a relationship

with his grandparents

because he's still religious,

but nobody else

It's very painful not having my,

you know, whole family speaking to me

It's It hurts

You know that you're, like,

super unusual and unique

- That's why you're in my life

- I wish everyone was like that

I say that all the time,

everyone should be less judgmental

Hannah is an Orthodox Jew,

but she never judged me

Having her support, her friendship,

her love is so important to me

It'll be nice to see

Hannah and their kids

- Yeah

- Family and fashion, baby

[upbeat music playing]

Well, I had everything set out,

and then I got busy

We have to leave in 25 minutes

I have everything ready to go

besides a few things

The car is coming soon. Oh, my gosh

- It's giving me anxiety

- Why is it giving you anxiety?

Got to be smart when you're packing

How many outfits does it go with?

- Right

- This bag instead of this bag?

- Bat, these are questions way above me

- I don't know!

- [Batsheva] Now they're

- [Ben] They all look the same

- I'm going to Chanel so I plan on taking

- [sighs] Just take all of them

Running late for flights

is the biggest nightmare fuel for me

It's so stressful

Your suitcase is turning

into Mary Poppins' bag

Okay. I'm gonna do a quick Insta-poll

on which jacket

I'm sorry?

There's a million other things

you can ask your followers at other times

[Batsheva] I'm just saying

Not when we have to leave in

Now it's actually 13 minutes

Your suitcase weighs 70

[laughing] Oh, my God

Whenever I think about

how much clothing Batsheva's bringing,

I'm like, "You're bringing so much,"

I just look at Julia and thank God,

'cause it's nothing compared

to how much Julia brings

- Are you for real?

- It broke the scale

Don't say that

[clothes rack whirring]

[Julia] Packing time, people

Let's get this party started!

Packing for this trip

is literally a nightmare

We can do this with that

First, I need holiday Sukkos clothes

Then I need fun adventure clothes

for when I do things

with the kids and my sister's family

Then I need clothes

to wear to fashion shows,

and I need to make sure I have

the right designers for the right show

You can't exactly wear Louis Vuitton

to a an Hermès show

- [Cristin] Ooh!

- Definitely!

This Guys, this has to be packed

very, very, very, very, very carefully

It's a lot

I'm nervous that it's gonna rain

and you can't take the helicopter

to the airport

[Julia] I don't think it's an issue

I am not even remotely concerned

- [items clattering]

- Okay

I need, like, one of those baggies

for the vibrator

[humorous music playing]

We have to remember

to take the batteries out

Last time I got stopped, they thought

there was a b*mb in my luggage

- [Cristin] Oh my God. Ahh!

- [Julia] The vibrator started vibrating!

Vibrator packed

[Miriam] Whoo-hoo!

[Julia] Cristin, uh, we're in trouble

It wasn't supposed to rain till 6:00

That's what the weatherman said

Hello?

- [Ben] Hello? You got it?

- Ee?

- Yes, I'm here

- [Batsheva] We're here!

- [Julia] Hey, babe. You ready?

- [Batsheva] Uh-huh

- Uh, I don't know if Shlomo will make it

- [Batsheva] Why?

He had to go back to his apartment

Shlomo left his passport at home

Like, what if we don't make this flight?

This is gonna be a massive disaster,

because the next day is the first show

I have to attend for work

I cannot miss this

- I told him, we're not holding the

- The plane for him?

Is there even gonna be a helicopter?

If we get canceled, we're just

gonna have to drive like lunatics

Like lunatics? "Like normal people."

[Shlomo, on phone] We are on our way back

Like, what's your ETA?

Because we might not be able

The helicopter might not go

- We'll know in two minutes

- Okay. Um, we're 22 minutes away

Guys, just in case, everyone

get your stuff together right now

- [Ben] We're going?

- Does anybody have room in their carry-on?

[Julia] Get your stuff together. Now

[cell phone ringing]

[Julia] Yes?

The airport just went

under visual minimums

[Julia] sh*t. Okay, guys,

we've got to drive. No helicopter

- [Ben] f*ck

- [Batsheva] Noo!

[Miriam] We didn't

download things on Netflix!

[Julia] Too late, we're going

Oh, my God, we're screwed

Because now I have to get all the luggage

and the kids into the car

Guys, don't forget the schnitzel thing

We've got to go

if we can somehow get to the airport

without missing our flight

- Bye, everybody!

- [all] Bye!

- Elevator!

- [tense music playing]

I don't even know if we'll make it

All right, everybody

Let's go, let's go, we're really late

- [Batsheva] In!

- [Julia] Everybody in

- [Batsheva] Want to pick your seat?

- [Ben] Where the hell is Shlomo? Shlomo!

- Oh, my God, sit down!

- [Julia] You made it!

[upbeat music playing]

[Silvio] Wow, that's quite impressive!

[Shlomo] This place is crazy!

Holy!

Guys, when I rent a castle,

I rent a castle!

Where are the knights?

This castle is absolutely magical

It looks like a castle

you see in fairy tales

[Julia] Hello, there's an actual moat

- Are there alligators?

- Are there gators?

- [Miriam] Joking, no alligators

- [Julia] What is with

- [Cristin laughs]

- I'm moisturizing

- What's wrong with that?

- [Julia] Okay

[all greeting excitedly]

- [Hannah] I know you!

- [Julia] Hey!

It's been so long,

I missed you so much!

I'm ecstatic because I get

to see Hannah and Ari

[greetings continue]

We just love being together

and having our families together

- Hey!

- Hey, hi!

I think my family is upset

about my relationship with my sister

You guys all got too tall,

you're taller than me

[Hannah] But I think they know

I don't want their opinion,

so they kind of keep it to themselves

And if there are any situations

where I would get caught in the middle,

I avoid them like the plague. [laughing]

[Julia] Put your stuff away in your rooms

and let's meet for lunch

Okay

- [Ben] Holy!

- [Batsheva gasps]

- Yes!

- [Ben] I feel like I'm in a museum

[Batsheva] This I think, is the best room

Time to unpack

[Ben] What's this?

Oh! Oh

- What is that?

- My Louis Vuitton fashion show invite

"Madame Batsheva Weinstein." First row

Wow, Bat!

Being able to sit front row

at these fashion shows,

being with my mom, gives me

a step up from everyone else

Because even if you're

a really big influencer or blogger,

you're not necessarily invited

to sit front row

A real star

[Julia] One sec,

let me see what I'm missing

Valentino, Dior

e1972, Chanel

I'm missing the outfit I'm supposed

to wear for the Louis Vuitton show

- sh*t. Robert

- Ooh! It's so amazing here!

[Julia] No, it's not amazing!

Everything I was planning

to wear for the fashion show is gone

A very massive part of my job

is to work with brands on a daily basis

So when I'm invited to these shows,

I always have to wear the clothing

of the designer to the show

It's important that I show respect

to the brand and the creative director

That is a very integral part

to this business

They sent this Louis Vuitton 2020

- [Robert] They think you're a drunk

- [Julia] Thank you, Robert

Look at this. Look how beautiful this is

And I don't have an outfit!

I'm gonna come in my pajamas?

Yes, of course I can go shopping,

I can buy more clothes,

but nothing fits me off the rack

Even if I manage

to find something in the store,

I then need to have time to alter it

Hey, guys. Do you want to talk

about what we're doing this week?

I'm still getting over the fact

that we're in an actual castle

Oh, my God, that literally feels amazing

[gasps] Yes. So Aron has never been

in Paris, so we need to do

- Eiffel Tower. Paris!

- [Julia] Paris things

Whoever wants to come shopping

- [Batsheva] Obviously

- [Robert] Me!

I am ready to shop

[Julia] And then

we have a bunch of fashion shows

- Yes, please

- [Batsheva] Down

- It's Batsheva for the shows

- [Shlomo] Um

[Batsheva] Okay!

- [Robert] That's so nice of you

- [Julia] I only got one ticket, sorry

And Batsheva always comes with me

It's our thing

- [Batsheva] And part of my job

- [Julia] It's her job

- Because she is an influencer in fashion

- Fashion

It's your thing, like, you and Bat,

you've never given

a chance to the rest of us

I feel like Shlomo is jealous

of my mother-daughter time

Shlomo is not in the fashion world,

he doesn't care for it that much,

and it just doesn't really make sense

for him to want to go

Maybe we could go too 'cause it's cool

- [Julia] It's smoking

- [fire alarm beeping]

- Yeah

- Oh, sh*t

Yeah

- [Julia] No, they're not

- [Robert] Do not do that!

- [Ben] Castle's in danger of coming down

- [Robert] I gotta open a window

[Shlomo] No, you have to do it across,

a cross breeze

- [all coughing and laughing]

- Oh, my God, now it's so much worse!

[fire alarm continues beeping]

[Robert yelling] Fire in the hole!

I mean, at this point, we have been

in the castle all of one hour

and the place is already on fire

It's the ghost of Saint Laurent

He's gonna k*ll us all

[all laughing]

All righty, people

Let's ride some horses

[Ben] Let's do it

[Miriam] Ooh, I like this horse

- This matches my outfit

- [Ben] Here I go

- [Miriam] Do it, Ben

- [Batsheva] You got this

- [Batsheva grunts]

- [Ben] Go on, there you go!

What's up, Miami? Welcome to my hood

If I don't make it back,

tell my mother that I love her

[Batsheva] Oh! So pretty!

- [horse snorting]

- sh*t!

So, Shlom, I know that you think that

going to a fashion show is super cool

Just, like, you go with Ima all the time,

so I'd like to try a fashion show

[Batsheva] I have, like, one time a year

that I spend alone time with Ima

and I don't appreciate you

- But you'll have plenty of time

- stepping all over it

I don't see why I can't go,

like, at least to one

My mom's always about,

"You should experience more things."

I'm here asking,

"I want to experience something new."

"Let me experience just one show."

And she's saying no

[Batsheva] I understand why you

want to go, but for me not to be there

and you to be there instead,

it's just, like, a very big

missed opportunity for me

This is not the show for you

[Robert sighs]

[Julia] Close the door,

'cause it's warm in here

This is really nice too,

it's warm right here

[Robert] Well, I

"Well, I" [mocking stammering] What?

I was surprised to hear

you're taking Batsheva to the shows

- Why?

- I thought that's why I was coming

- I'm disappointed

- [in baby talk] I'm sorry, baby

I wanted to go!

You'll survive, you'll be fine

I wish I had more tickets

So, you know how

you always say you want to have kids?

- [humorous music playing]

- I don't like how this is starting

- Don't worry, I did not get you a child

- I'm hyperventilating

What are you about to say?

I haven't seen Hannah in a year,

and I really want to take her shopping

- That'll be nice

- Yeah

So, but can you babysit the kids?

- What?

- Yeah, they're so cute

- Oh, my God. Goodbye

- No, don't leave

- Babysit?

- Yes! Please?

I flew across the world to babysit?

You crazy woman!

[Julia laughs]

What do you mean, babysit?

No, I don't want to

Come on, please!

What do they do?

In this castle? Just walk around!

Go to the theater, uh, go on the moat

They'll end up in the moat!

I don't want to do this

- [Robert groaning]

- Robert Brotherton, behave yourself

- [snorting]

- Be an adult. Stop

Are you snorting at me?

- No

- Okay

Maybe

- Just for a few hours

- I can't believe this

Oh my God, you know what you should do?

You should come up

with, like, a performance

or a song with them

There's like a real theater

So I'll put on a theater camp while you're

having fashion shows at Chanel?

Pretty much, yes

- Okay, this sounds really

- Right up your alley

Yeah, up my back alley,

is what it's gonna feel like

- Up my back alley

- [Julia laughing]

- I love you. Shall we get some food?

- Oh my God

Yeah, for sure, some food and some wine

And some wine

[upbeat music playing]

[Julia] Paris is so beautiful,

but I wish the weather was better

[Silvio] The weather is what it is

[all greeting]

- [Elsa] Welcome back home! How are you?

- [Julia] Good to see you! Elsa!

[Elsa] Long time no see!

- Good to see you

- Nice to see you

[Julia] So good to be home!

I'm so excited to get to

spend some time with Silvio,

because it's going to be the only moments

we get to spend alone together

And they put us in a suite with

this beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower

This is going to be

our romantic lunch for two

- [Silvio] This suite is fantastic

- [Julia] Yeah

- [Elsa] Pleasure to have you!

- [Julia] Thank you

- So good to see you

- Thank you

[Elsa] Enjoy!

I still have to figure out

what to do, my love

In a few hours is the Louis Vuitton show

I still don't have the outfit,

the suitcase hasn't arrived

So at some point,

we go to the Louis Vuitton store

and hope something fits me

So we have a quick afternoon together?

- A quick afternoon

- All right

[Julia] Mm

So good

This place brings back

so many memories. It's so crazy

You were here for your first show?

I didn't know anything about fashion

So I figured, "Okay, if I'm going

to launch my shoe brand,

I'm going to do it

in the capital of fashion,

so I'm going to do it in Paris."

I literally googled,

"most beautiful hotel in Paris."

Came here. I'm walking around

and this very elegant woman

comes over to me

- and she's like, "Wow! I love your shoes."

- Wow

It happens to be that she was

the head buyer for Harrods shoes

Wow

So I attribute a large part

of my success to this hotel

- That was meant to be

- It really was meant to be

This is so nice

- [cell phone ringing]

- How long since we had a lunch together?

It's Cristin. Can I pick up?

- Cristin?

- Yeah, do you mind?

- Why?

- Don't know. Can I pick up and find out?

- Okay

- Thank you, my love

Hey, babe

Okay, so I found a solution

to the Louis Vuitton show

Ayday is off today, but she's gonna send

three of her colleagues

to come and dress you for the show

Oh, amazing! So I don't have to schlep

around store to store to find things?

Great, my love,

they're going to come here!

- Fantastic

- They should be there soon

Just want to make sure they have time

to do alterations or anything, any mishap

- Okay! Thanks, darling!

- Okay!

The time we have for each other

is extremely precious

Her life, my life,

there are a lot of constraints around

Well, redo?

[doorbell rings]

Food! Here comes Oh, not food

- Louis! Hi! How are you?

- Hello, Madame Haart. Nice to meet you

- [Julia] Thank you. We'll quickly eat

- [Silvio] A pleasure

Perfect. So while you get set

While you get settled,

we'll finish our lunch

These special moments

have to be precious

They are. We never get

to spend time together

- Louis Vuitton is a priority

- [all laughing]

When we can combine, it's perfect!

[man] Exactly

If I had a choice, if it wasn't for work,

I would never interrupt

a romantic lunch for a fitting

I'd much rather be in my pajamas,

next to my husband,

laughing, drinking,

spending time together

- Normally, men don't shop

- Men do not like to do shopping

- No

- I must confess, that was not the plan

[all laughing]

[man] Okay

[upbeat music playing]

It's back to mother-daughter

[Batsheva] Thank the Lord

- [Julia] You have your invitation?

- [Batsheva] Yeah

I'm happy to fight anyone on it

[Julia] We're at what used to be

an old department store

and they finally finished redoing it

I think we're first row,

first seat and second seat

- We're the first people to see inside it

- [Batsheva] It's really beautiful

Get ready to start!

[upbeat music playing]

I'm so happy

Batsheva gets to be part of this,

that I get to help build her career

by taking her to these places,

introducing her to the incredible people

who work in these amazing brands

As a mother, what's better

than seeing your children happy? Nothing

[audience cheering]

[upbeat classical music playing]

Okay, everybody in

- Have a seat on the couch

- [Aliya] Come on, guys

[Robert] We're gonna

discuss the day. All right

I'm sure you all know

that everyone is in Paris

and they are shopping

and attending fashion shows

and living the best Parisian life

they can. We are here

[children giggling]

So we need to make the best of it. Mm-hmm

I want you to stay together

I want us all to be together at all times

Yes, Dov?

When you mean "together,"

does that mean everywhere?

- Yes

- [Aliya] The bathroom?

Exactly what I wanted to say

Okay. For bathroom breaks, you may take

a 30-second bathroom break

All right?

And you must wash your hands. Okay?

- [Aliya] Dov, we're looking at you

- Why?

You two, help me get this board

We're gonna get creative

I love music. I know the kids love music

Maybe we could write

a little musical piece

Once upon a time

On a cold Shabbos night ♪

The little Ashkenazi girl

Needed to turn on the light ♪

That's so good! Okay

You know, kids are a tricky subject

I think they're fun

in, you know, uh, doses

Rob's tired, so, guys,

tell me what do you want to do?

I think we should explore the castle

We can explore it,

but we'll explore it calmly

- No running, no running!

- [Dov] I'm not, I'm walking

[Robert] Don't run, don't run, don't run!

[Dov] So slow!

[Robert] That was too much

You just ran half the way here

[Gabby] I don't want to go

- You'll be fine!

- It's not that scary

[Robert, in low voice]

I'm going to tell you a story

[normal voice]

The kids walk into the old dungeon

Now is an opportunity

for me to scare them

This is what they would do. They'd put you

on this if you are bad. [yelling]

- [Gabby screams]

- [Dov laughs]

- It's okay, Gabby!

- You're okay

- [Gabby] I wanna go!

- [Robert] Everyone calm down

My dreams of being

a terrible person are coming true

All right, let's go. Come on

[Gabby] We're out. We're alive

[Robert] Sweet Jesus

- [Julia] What do you think of Paris?

- [Aron] Cute

[Miriam laughs]

- [Aron] Very, like, old-style

- [Miriam] Yeah, right?

[Aron] Yeah

[Miriam] Now you get

to see the Jewish Quarter

[Aron] Yeah

Paris is my favorite place

not because of its beauty or culture

Or just because

[Miriam] It's because of

a moment I had here

Ima took me to Paris for the first time,

my first time ever leaving the country

I kept Shabbos, I believed in everything

- You were me!

- I was you, pretty much. [chuckles]

Yeah. And I remember I was sitting

in this restaurant with her,

near the Louvre,

and I just remember thinking

how big the world is

Like, "I don't know who these people are

They're just living their lives."

It was right after I came to Paris

that everything changed for me

Everything

It was a little crazy, you know, 16

I questioned my beliefs

This is where you questioned your beliefs,

opened your heart to the world

Where I opened my eyes

Released yourself

from the gates and the chains

- I didn't release myself

- and the bonds of fundamentalism

It's so amazing that Aron gets to travel

the world at his age and be exposed

It's so incredible, and I really hope

that he sees that the world is so big too

So what is your favorite Oh!

- Look, it says "Moshe" something

- Synagogue!

[Shlomo] Oh cool

It even says it's a "monument historique."

- [Miriam] "Historic monument."

- [Shlomo] I wonder how old it is

mezuzah!

There's a person

- Shalom

- [man] Hello

[Miriam, in Hebrew] How are you?

[Shlomo] Is there

Can we go

[Shlomo] To enter the synagogue?

[man] To the synagogue?

[Miriam, in English]

Do you guys wanna go?

- [Miriam, whispering] Beautiful

- [Shlomo] Gorgeous

- [Miriam] Yeah

- [Shlomo] It's huge

[Aron] I wonder how old it is

- [Miriam, in normal voice] Wow

- [Shlomo] Really cool

[Miriam] So Rob's watching

the kids right now

[Shlomo] I'm sure he's loving that

- [Aron] He likes kids, right?

- He's so good with kids

[upbeat music playing]

I'm just gonna grab my robe and swimsuit

and then we're gonna go down to the pool

- [Dov] Okay

- And then we will just relax

Y'all just chill for a second

[whispering] Guys, there's a key

We should lock him in

Let's go, come on

- Come on, let's go!

- [Aliya] I don't know!

- Go, lock it! Lock it! [shushing]

- Just go!

- Quiet!

- Go, lock it

[humorous music playing]

Guys

[door handle rattling]

Guys?

Hey, in there, have fun!

[Rob] Hey! Open this door!

- [Aliya] Have fun stuck in there, Robert!

- Open this door

These little shits

They are just taunting me

They are throwing this in my face

I am dreaming

of the punishment as we speak

I'm just thinking of which prison cell

I'm going to put them all in

You're all in very big trouble

- Get back over here

- [kids laughing]

[Robert] Are you doing a TikTok?

Are you doing a TikTok?

Of course we are!

[Robert] Bring that key back here

[dramatic music playing]

[Julia] Here we go! Is everybody ready

for the shopping spree?

- [Batsheva] Always!

- Wander around, find clothes

Everyone will take great care of us

Oh, my gosh

- Guys, I think I found my one

- [Julia laughing] What?

- my one true love

- Oh! Get back, get back

[Julia] Yeah, there we go!

- [Batsheva] I'll follow your lead

- Elvis style!

If I'm gonna go into a store,

I want it to be fun,

and for me, fun is watching people

I love try things on, look fabulous

Okay, you can have both of these

Thank you. I'm so excited!

I try to give people experiences

that they wouldn't otherwise have,

and what they choose

to do with that is up to them

So what are we thinking here?

- Try this dress, I love that

- Okay

- [Hannah] This is really cute

- Ooh, I love this! Jeans?

- [laughing] You want me to try a pair?

- I want you to

Okay, I'll try a pair on,

just for you. [laughing]

I love you! [kisses]

Let's get you into a dressing room

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited!

[Hannah] I'm an Orthodox Jew

Yes, I cover my hair

I don't wear short sleeves

- Check it out!

- [Julia] She's gonna try on pants!

[Miriam] Exciting!

- And I love this!

- I know, right?

In my community, you're not supposed

to wear pants, it's a big deal

- Show me everything

- Okay, I'll go first!

I'm trying it this time

[all exclaiming]

[Hannah] Very nice!

- [Batsheva] Okay!

- [Julia] That is a yes

- [Miriam] Is it comfortable?

- Yeah, I love it

[Julia] Wow!

Look at you, little booty booty!

Am I gonna wear pants tomorrow? No

[both laughing]

But that's okay,

'cause I choose not to and that's it

She's a sexy gorgeous mama,

whatever she wears

Thank you

[Julia] Yes, queen

- [Hannah] Whoo!

- [Julia] I just want her to be happy

I'm happy

[both laughing]

If anyone was wondering

[Julia] No, I see it

Always

[Hannah] Do you mind

checking in with Robert?

- You talk to him, because if it's crazy

- [line ringing]

he's gonna be more pissed at me,

more polite to you

[Hannah] Okay. [laughing]

- [Robert, on phone] Hello?

- Hi, Robert

- Yeah?

- Hi, it's Hannah. Uh-oh

- Julia?

- No, it's Hannah

- Hey

- How's it going?

We're having fun. We're doing good

Good We're we're doing good

They all drink, um, white wine, right?

- [Miriam laughs]

- Oh, man

Okay, well

[all laughing]

[Julia] If it makes you feel better,

Silvio's not here either

Oh, yeah, I'm

Now my heart is is is lifted

- Thank you

- You're welcome

I was told it would be easy

Where can I find this f*cking key?

- It was, in fact, not easy

- [Julia] Then I did you a favor

Now you know

what it's like to raise children

Oh, poor baby. You poor baby!

- Yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you

- [baby talk]

I hope you enjoy all your Balmain outfits

- I did

- Mm-hmm

Never let me go ♪

Never let me go

No, never let me go ♪

No, let me

Never let me go ♪

Never never let me go ♪

- We're good

- The sukkah looks so nice!

- [Ben] Wow, look at this sukkah!

- [indistinct chattering]

[Batsheva] So beautiful!

Wow. Hold on, Bat, let me help you

[Batsheva] Starting with the pizza

[all] Wow!

[Robert, in Southern accent]

Do we have any ranch dressing?

[all laughing]

[Miriam] Somebody asked me

why we do Sukkos and I forgot

[Ari] The cover provided protection

when the Jews were in the desert

during the Exodus

Sukkos is to be together

with those that are important to you

l'chaim

L'Chaim

[Robert] To family!

By the way, for many years,

everyone would come to me for Sukkos,

and I would have like 120 people

- We used to come from Miami. We'd drive

- We came twice

- [overlapping chatter]

- It was always an adventure, the sukkah

[Julia] 'Cause I was very argumentative?

They liked hearing about the shoes

and the fashion. They really did

Hannah would get calls before Sukkos

"Your sister coming?"

They'd all like to come and see you

And here today, we're sitting

in a 13th-century castle,

and although I'm about as religious

as I am young

[Ben] Very

I did this for our family,

because I love our family

and I believe in respecting

everyone's opinions and beliefs

and doing things to make

everybody feel comfortable and happy

So while you guys are doing

the Eiffel Tower, Batsheva and I

Thank you, Mother dear

will be doing the Chanel show

But this year,

- I got a ticket for Shlomo

- Really?

- Really truly

- [Shlomo] Thank you

[all laughing]

You're welcome!

First off, I felt like it was a win,

because when we were horseback riding,

Batsheva's like,

"It's never gonna happen."

And second, I appreciate

my mom getting me this ticket,

giving me these opportunities

I'm telling you, it won't be an intrusion

on your mother-daughter

I think it'll just be an added bonus

that I'm there with you!

Yay! Excited!

[Ben] I can't wait for Shlomo

to pick something he likes

[Julia] That'd be entertaining,

they don't make men's clothes

- They make clothes for girlfriends

- [Batsheva] I'm sure you'll

Is there a girlfriend?

I plan for the future

[Julia] So no offense, but if she's smart,

she's not gonna want

three-seasons-ago Chanel

- [Robert] Ohh!

- Oh sh*t!

[Shlomo] Excusez-moi?

She'll be fine. I'm happy

with any Chanel hand-me-downs

[all laughing]

- [Shlomo] Good morning

- [Batsheva] Good morning!

Thanks again

I'm excited. Batsheva said I might

not enjoy it, which she might be right,

but she goes to fashion shows

all the time,

she gets to experience

these things all the time

I felt like I wanted to try it

The show is about to begin!

[audience cheering]

[Julia] I'm enjoying the show so much

Of course, the clothes are fantastic

The predominant amount of models

walking the runway are from my company,

and my models look amazing

But I'm enjoying the show more, honestly,

because I'm watching

Shlomo watching the show

We've come a long way

from the yeshiva black hat

where he was walking

with his eyes on the ground,

because he wouldn't want

to see an uncovered girl,

and now he's sitting in Paris,

openly staring at models parading around

And his face is like this

It's so cute

[audience cheering]

[upbeat music playing]

- [Julia] So where is the surprise?

- It's Close your eyes

Okay. Wait, you should carry

You have to hold me

The surprise is in the bedroom

- Trust me, trust me. [laughing]

- Mm

[Silvio] Julia in Paris,

she hasn't a moment to rest

It made me feel sorry for Julia,

because I understand that she's so busy

on a thousand different things

So I wanted really to make

something special for her,

and a surprise she will really enjoy

And turn and open your eyes!

- [Julia] What is this?

- [Silvio] We'll have fun with this

- Where did you find this?

- Two original dresses from Versailles!

[Julia] No way. This is the real deal

He went and convinced

the people in Versailles

to let us borrow actual clothes

worn from the 18th century,

and we are going to play dress-up

Wow. I am blown away,

because he has run

way out of his comfort zone

[playful baroque music playing]

Love of my life!

My love!

Oh, Robert is there

Robert, I need somebody to sing to her!

I'm not available. [chuckles]

[Julia] Wow,

you're so elegant and charming!

I'm having so much fun,

and I'm feeling fabulous and very regal,

but also feeling very happy

that I live in a world

where women don't have

to wear corsets anymore

My love, you're beautiful at any distance

I love you so much!

I love you so much!

I kind of feel like I'm too far away

- Oh, dear

- Oh, you're gorgeous!

Well, darling, I need to whisper

something in your ear

It really makes up for the fact

that we didn't have our romantic lunch

- [Silvio] Does that mean a big kiss?

- [Julia] It does!

- [Silvio] Mm

- [Julia laughing]

Because now here we are,

and it's just so fun and so special

and a memory I will carry with me

for the rest of my life

[Julia giggling] I love you!

[joyous orchestral music playing]