01x03 - Hannibal

[bunniefuu]

It's boring.

You might think so, but, once you
get through your exams,

the world is your oyster.

I don't want oysters.

Your mother says you're not
listening to the teachers.

She doesn't know anything.

All she does is spend time
with her boyfriend.

She's... Watch your mouth.

I wasn't going to say anything -
I was just going to spell it.

I don't want any spellings. Songs?
No, just focus on your schoolwork.

So, tell me something,
you have a boyfriend?

I didn't say anything
and you should get a Facebook.

What is that?

Talk to your friends on it.

I talk to my friends in church
on Melrose,

as always, hear me all right.

But as for you,
don't get it twisted.

School first, boys later.

I know that. I'm going to be
like Rihanna -

everyone's going to
want my autograph.

Hoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah? Is that so? Well, always
remember, you are my superhero.

You're full of pure light.

You can do anything
that you put your mind to.

Oh...

RAP MUSIC PLAYS

SHE SUCKS HER TEETH

Caramel, toffee, banoffee...

I'm not a f*cking dessert.

They keep saying,
"Get your black p*ssy in my face."

The man's kind of pink,
but...f*ck it, I'll roll with it.

We've all got a thing -
blonde girl, redhead, big boobs.

Can you take a photo of us?

It's to put on my social media.
This is a sponsored outfit.

Sure. Maybe by the weights.

Just don't be so sassy on there.

Just shake my arse.

Yeah, but don't be so ghetto. Er...
Here's good.

Thanks.

Your nan's ghetto, bruv.

All you do is sing along to f*cking
rap songs and twerk on your page.

You ever tried saying space ghettos
in an American accent?

Sounds like you're trying
to say Spice Girls

in a Scottish. AMERICAN ACCENT:
Space ghettos!

AMERICAN ACCENT: Space ghettos.

Nah, you're still f*cking rude.

SHOUTING

Listen, I've been boxing
for over 30 years and look

what the world's come to.

If people want to watch me knock

a talentless influencer out and I
get paid for it, bingo.

Oh, my God, I love Teeg.

Neehow, b*tch. I heard you got
your daughter this cute

little rabbit named Lucy.

Yo, listen, bruv, don't bring
kids into this.

After this fight, I'm eating that
b*tch Lucy for dinner.

What is wrong with you?

And I'mma get ready for my next
fight in China.

Best country in the world.

We've got to go.

He's going to get boxed up.

I hate him. What?!

Why?! Teeg's a sick content creator.

He did a video where he promised
to pay a homeless man five grand

if he could eat 20 burgers
in an hour and the guy done

it and he was being sick, bare
burgery vomit everywhere,

and Teeg didn't even give him the
money.

Well, people must have liked
it

because he's got
millions of followers.

Boy is a sell-out to me.
It's so cringe.

How much money you made so far?

Well, you're never going to make
any money

only doing the stuff
that you want to do.

That's what makes you a hustler -

doing things other people
can't or won't.

I told you, three months and I'm
out.

Then I'll have enough money
to leave your a*s and do my music.

Yeah.

CHATTER

CAR HORN BEEPS

Hey, pretty galdem.

What you saying, little sis?

Nothing much. You all right?
I'm cool, man.

What, you with her?

Yeah, I live with Carly now.

She helped me out after all the
madness.

Do you know if Salim will give me
my song book back?

It's got all my music in it.

I know he had a hard time, with
his mum moving back to Somalia,

but it's like...
Rah, did he tell you that?

His mum's dead.

She died, like, a year ago
from hepatitis. f*cked him up.

Now I don't even know where he is.
Keep being a good girl, yeah?

She moves sophisticated, but, trust
me, she belongs to the streets

and I know that's not you.

SHE LAUGHS

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

Carly, can you come and help me?

Yeah.

I'm freezing in here.

Well, you look fit.

Take that.

Wow.

Now give me some bad b*tch energy.

PHONE: Isn't she naughty?
Yeah, I'm naughty.

Yo, Lexi, you're such a bad girl.

You missed me, eh?

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

Say I'm your girlfriend.
You're my f*cking wife.

PHONE RINGS

SHE MOANS

PHONE RINGS

Hello? Hey.

Who is this? It's Kobe, Abby's
brother.

Sorry it's a bit late to call.

Hi. Er... No. Is Abby all right?

Yeah. I wanted to see if you were
doing anything next week.

Nothing, probably, why?
You want to come to the studio?

Are you serious? Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, I want to come studio.

I'm there. I have songs. I'm ready.

Sick. All right, I'll text you the
details. Bye.

SHE HUMS

Get dressed.

We are going to the Teeg Jones
afterparty!

Not me, boy, I'm writing.

No, it can wait.
It's going to be bliss.

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

What sound does a giraffe
make? Dunno.

Gah!

Right, we've got to be there
before 11:00.

That's a bit nitty for me
and I've got studio tomorrow.

Trust me, babe,
it won't be a messy one.

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

What is this traffic?

Can you go a different way?

I'm not feeling anything. You will.

Ha! I said he would lose.

Yeah, to be honest with you,

he was better than what I thought.

He still got dropped.

Influencer, no. Troll.

We're not going to get there.
Nothing I can do about it, love.

Get out.

Get out. Oi, where you going?

R&B MUSIC PLAYS
SHE SCREAMS

London! London up in here!

Woo! Oi, what time is it?

It's f*cking party time! Oi, oi, oi!

Come on! Come on!

Woohoo!

Wee! Oh, this is giving me
a camel toe.

What sound does a camel make?

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Brrap!

Everything looks so pretty!

sh*t. It's Teeg.

SHE LAUGHS

What happened to your eye? It looks
busted.

What?

Sorry about the fight.
Fight was a fix.

How? Cos I won, that's how.

Well, we're here now,
so forget about it.

It's time to party.

MUSIC: Rollin
by Mist and Burna Boy

Three, two, one. Yes!

HE SHOUTS

I've just got you a job
with Julianna.

£1,000 to go to a party with me.
What?

Did you? That is sick.

I'm ready. Ready.

Move for me, Sasha.

CLUB MUSIC PLAYS

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

Hey, stop with that.

I just want some nuggets.

Why can't I have chicken nuggets?

Yo, yo, yo, my Teegsters,
y'all know I didn't lose.

I'll be back!

Can't keep the champ down.

Hey, I'm Carly Visions! Follow me.

What's up, blud?

These girls are crazy, you know?

Oi, film me. I'm going to rap.

Move back, move back. All right, go,
go, go.

# Sasha Clay, better get to know my
name

# Double down

# Me and Carly V getting money now

# Yeah, we came here for the chicken
and chip

# And we've got the sauce then us
girls dip! #

SCREAMING
Oi!

Cos we've got bare money! What else?
And we've got chicken nuggets.

What else? And I'm a tasty nugget.
What else? And she's a sexy nugget.

And she's a twerking nugget!

And what? What?

What's this...?

What's this? What's this?

What's that, fam?

HE LAUGHS

I've got a vintage thing
here somewhere.

I'm a chicken nugget.

LAUGHTER

I need to get these f*cking
shoes off.

They're calling me a bum,
saying I lost.

I am the best pound-for-pound
fighter there is.

I need to sit down with the
promoters.

I'm going live in
five. I'm going live in five. At me.

He's a bit dry, isn't he?

Bare dry.

Can't believe I was going to f*ck
him.

SHE SNORTS

It's not bad, is it, making
videos, talking to guys?

You like the attention.

Turn you on a bit?

Kind of...sexy,

like, guys telling you all
this stuff they want to do to you.

Do you actually...get off?

What?! You are a dirty girl!

Why did you move here?

Oh, I needed a new start.
Nothing going on where I was.

We didn't have any money,
it was f*cking sh*t.

You have brothers, sisters?
Yeah, loads.

I only care about Kourtney.

He's three.

I don't get to see him much.

I don't like seeing my family much.

Yeah. They're all f*cking liars.

Kourtney's pure.

He's cute.

So, when is this Julianna
event, then? Tomorrow.

It's going to be well fancy.
I can be fancy.

I...I'm a very fancy lady,
don't you know?

THEY LAUGH

Oi! What are you doing?! Teeg?!

Come on.

Teeg, get down. They're laughing at
me.

These people don't even know me.

I don't even know myself any more.

It's addictive, it's like crack,

all this money and fans.
You could fall.

HE EXHALES

Teeg Jones. I don't remember a day
I didn't get up and film myself.

It's like I'm a sl*ve to this thing!

SOBBING: I don't... I don't want to
feel like this any more.

I want to be happy.

I'm not always happy.

None of us know what we're doing,

we just...all seem like we do.

I think that's normal.

I only started this
so I could buy my mum a car.

HE SOBS

Some people can't handle it...

..fame. I know I'd love it.
You would too, you know?

SHE LAUGHS

Can I ask you something?

Did you start that fire?

Er...

Yeah.

f*cking hell.

Why? I wasn't...

I wasn't...trying to burn
the house down. I was...

I was just...
SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

Don't say it.

Forget about it. It doesn't matter.

It's all about moving forward, yeah?

Yeah.

You can write stuff in it
and it saves automatically.

So you never lose your songs again.

Thanks.

Teeg?

Yo, what up, my Teegsters?

I'm on top of the world!
HE LAUGHS

And, as God be my witness,
I can never lose. Let go.

Yo, you good?

You get a chance to...? Yo, man.

Nah, I ain't listen yet still.

Sorry, this is Sasha. She's a
vocalist.

Yeah, I'm just here recording my
EP - it's called Superhero.

Yeah, you doing bits?

Catch you later.

One sec, go in. Aye, yo, Wyde.

Go again from the top, RiRi,
that was sick.

Sorry. He's blowing up at the
minute.

"W-Y-D to the E, you wanna get wild
with me?"

Oh, yeah. I know that. Yeah.

You been in a proper studio before?
Obviously.

Obvi, come on. Singer from early.

You and Abby used to run
rings on the church choir.

I remember when you sang When Doves
Cry...

And the pastor made us
change the lyrics.

You're a proper choirgirl.

Your gran was always
giving you and Abby side eye

because you was always chatting.
I know. My gran was bare funny.

Sorry.

So, why do you write?
SHE SCOFFS

I'm doing that producer thing and
trying to get in your head.

I dunno. Cos music's always been
there, I guess.

It's how I work out
what I'm thinking.

It's not always easy to say sad
sh*t.

What lyrics you got there?

You OK?

Sorry, I'm a bit...

I was out with Teeg Jones last
night. Ah. It's on my story.

Yeah. I'm not really on socials
like that.

Living the Instagram life,
though. Yeah, I see you.

Something like that.

You know what?

I've got the perfect beat for this.

You've got this.

Just relax.

SLOW R&B BEAT PLAYS

# Lights up

# Showtime

# Don't stop... #

f*ck's sake. It's all good.

Don't get in your head. Go again.

All right.

I'm ready.

# Lights up

# Showtime

# Don't stop, be strong

# Sing like you mean it

# The moment you need it

# All these pretty girls around in
here, but they want you

# Surrender yourself to it all

# Head full of curls and the room
is full

# f*ck it, the old me is gone

# Cos I can be a different girl for
you

# Stepped into myself like these
brand-new shoes

# Don't wanna forget myself,
gotta be someone else

# I'll be a different girl
for you

# Girl for you

# Lights off, go time

# Owning my skin

# Perform like you mean it

# But the old me's still screaming

# All, all, all, all these pretty
girls around in here

# But they want you

# Surrender yourself to it all

# Head full of curls
and the room is full

# f*ck it, yeah, the old me is gone,
oh

# Cos I can be a different girl for
you

# Stepped into myself like these
brand-new shoes

# Don't want to forgive myself,
gotta be someone else

# I'll be a different girl for you.

# Girl... # Jeez!

Yo! That was cold. Fire.
When you putting out your EP?

This has definitely got
to be on there. I don't know.

I'm just...working on a few things.

People want to hear this, trust me.

I'll speak to the guys here and see
if I can get a better rate.

This cost a couple grand a day,
so it's a lot.

Kobe. Oh, my bad. Er...

We're just finishing up.

What you doing here?
I thought I'd meet you here.

This is Carly.

Yeah, I... I think we met briefly.

Arg! You've gone viral!

What?

I am dead!

I'm a chicken nugget!

LAUGHTER

SHE RAPS

It's funny.

It's...just a joke.

What?! You're going to be famous.

Look at how many views.

That's mad.

We should go get ready for Julianna.

Thanks for today.

We did good.

Nice watch.

SHE SQUEALS

Just remember to smile and be nice
to everyone.

Don't mess with it.

CHATTER

SHE SQUEALS

Look what the f*cking cat dragged
in!

I didn't think you were coming,
you creeper! Weren't.

Lip fillers messed me up.

I went Dubai and they burst in the
sun.

That's what you get for being cheap.

Oi!

I mean, yeah.

CHATTER

Have you got spray?

Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm.

Allora. Tonight you are not
here for atmosphere.

You are here to have dinner
with the guys.

The main guy is Roger.

It's his charity event to thank
his sponsors.

They are molto importante.

They need to have a fun evening.

If you have any problems,
you speak to Carly,

if you do not find me. Or call my
number, I will be close by.

I don't want any problems,
though, OK? OK, bye, bye, bye.

CHATTER

Er, you can't bring that, babe.

I need good Carly today, OK?
Not f*cked up on drugs Carly.

SHE SPEAKS ITALIAN

CHATTER

Good evening. Good evening.

Now you've all been fed and watered,

I want to welcome you to the annual
SFEC Sports For Every Child

thank you donor dinner.
CHEERING

You have helped to raise close to
£3m, giving the gift of sport

to the most impoverished
and broken areas of Britain.

Now, I want to welcome Alfred
Palmer,

our very special guest of dishonour.

CHEERING

Thank you, Roger.

As many of you may know,

sports and cricket are very dear to
my heart.

I was originally educated in
Hackney,

before gaining a scholarship,
which led me fortunately to cricket.

So, keep giving Roger lots of money
and I'll keep bringing home

the trophies. To a b*stard evening.

ALL: A b*stard evening!

Woo!

I grew up in east, too.

Oh, yeah? Fantastic.

Not Hackney, but near.

A lot of black people,
for instance,

have never even played cricket.

What about the West Indies?

I mean black people here.

I mean, have you ever played? No,
but I played rounders in school.

HE SCOFFS

And when your parents, I mean
your grandparents, first came over,

did they struggle awfully?

I don't know.

I wasn't around in the 1960s.
Maybe you can tell me.

He wants to know if you were poor.

For a horrendously wealthy man,
he's obsessed with poverty.

Thank you very much.

SHE GASPS

Careful! Sorry.

Oh, my gosh...

HE LAUGHS

Black people... If you were poor...

Oh, yeah? Fantastic.

# Black, poor, fantastic

# Black, poor, fantastic

# Black, poor, fantastic

# Black, poor, fantastic, poor... #

Oh, f*ck off, you bunch of c**ts,
with your shitty neck scarves!

You're not even normal, you
dickheads!

GASPS
I say!

You don't mind if I sit here, do
you?

Yeah, sure. OK.

Get pissed, then, shall we?

Yes, please.

OK, well, he's a YouTuber and I'm on
his Instagram. Yeah.

I did... The king is here!

CHEERING

Dirty dog. Woof!

Who knows what aut viam
inveniam aut faciam means?

Is this a party or a Latin lesson,
Roger?

f*ck me over the table. Close.

Yeah. I will either find
a way or make one.

Correct. And spoken by?

I don't know. Anyone?

Er... Hannibal! Yes.

The great leader
of the Carthaginian Army.

Now, this whisky is said
to contain his essence...

..and whoever drinks it will gain
unimaginable power.

So...

Who wants the power?

Come on, Alfred.
Give me the f*cking thing.

LAUGHTER

Nah, I ain't drinking that.
Oh, thanks.

Oh, it's disgusting.

Do you want to try it?

ALL: Go on.

APPLAUSE

She's got such a sick voice.

She should give us a song.
No, I ain't singing.

Oh, my God, you're the chicken
nugget girl!

Go on, babe. Come on.

Go on, give us a song. Chicken
nugget?

CHANTING: Sing!

This should be interesting.

All right, I was raised on disco,
so you may know this.

# Stayed alive

# May I live?

# May I love?

# Coming out the sky,
I named me a name

# Coming out, silver word for what
it is

# It is the very nature of the game

# Shiblamadee, shibalamada,
shiblamadee, shibalamada

# Shiblamadee, shibalamada... #

Come on.

# Shiblamadee, shibalamada,
shiblamadee, shibalamada

# Shiblamadee, shibalamada... #

Excuse me. Doing drugs in here.

Girls, we love you, but go away.
Adios.

Right, come on, now. Pay attention.

THEY SHOUT

That's my f*cking G!

That's my f*cking G!

Hey. Where did you go?
Er...one minute.

Woo! Woo! You've got the power!

And the cup!

Woo!

SHE SPEAKS ITALIAN

I'm alive!

Are you going to do the extra?

What extra?

Well, you get a grand for the image
party.

If you sleep with any
of the men here,

she'll give you an extra
three grand.

What?

A lot of the guys here
are quite cute, anyway.

I told you I'd get you in.

But you never said that.

Wait, what?

Why the f*ck have you brought me
here?

To have sex?

Well, if you sleep with that guy,
who's going to know? Nah.

Me.

I'll f*cking know.

Well, it's up to you, but it's just
like what we do in the videos.

Yeah, but...

I'm not...

Not what?

Boss b*tch.

Hi.

Sit.

SHE LAUGHS

You're so beautiful.

I haven't been with anyone
like you before.

PHONE BUZZES

HE GROANS

Thank you.

It's OK.

HE GRUNTS

PHONE BUZZES

Hi, Beth. Are you nearly home?

Er, yeah, I'll be home in a minute.
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Er...I don't know where the
blanket is. Er...

Airing cupboard. Yeah, yeah.

I reckon another...

Erm...yeah.

You did well tonight.

GROANING

What you doing out this late, then,
love?

I'm a singer.

# Lights up

# Showtime

# Don't stop, be strong

# Sing like you mean it

# The moment you need it

# All these pretty girls
around in here, but they want you

# Surrender yourself to it all

# Head full of curls and the room is
full

# f*ck it, the old me is gone

# Cos I can be a different girl for
you... #