01x01 - I Wish Everyday Could Be Monday

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Greetings. Welcome.

One night?

Until further notice.

Man, are you lonely?

I am lonely, too.

Call me.

Maybe we'll meet tonight.

Erotically yours,

Kikka.

Are you ready to order?

I'll wait a bit more,

but I'll have a large white wine.

Are you ready to order?

I'll wait for one more minute
and then leave.

Kikka?

Juho.

I guess you're not Kikka.

No, I'm not.

I had a blind date,

but apparently she's lost.

Poor Kikka.

What about your date?

He's 9 minutes late
with no message,

so it's not looking good.

How about I join you?

Even though I'm not Kikka?

Even though you're not Kikka.

Come on over.

- Juho.
- Maria.

Why are you on a blind date?

You have to try everything.

I agree with you.

My date.

"Got tired of waiting.

"Went to the cinema."

Are you going to the cinema?

Of course not. I have a reservation.

And are you ready to order?

Yes... we... What would you like?

A little bit of everything.

We'll order a bit of everything.

What would you recommend to drink
with a bit of everything?

Rosé goes well with everything.

A bottle of rosé, please.

You are a man of action, Juho.

What do you do for a living?

I am an engineer.

I'm starting a new job tomorrow.

Congratulations, Mr. Engineer.

But I am a former porn star.

Right.

- Really.
- Right, right.

And I make black boxes.

Good.

We can check tomorrow
if this night was a disaster.

Right.

We are about to close.

That's fine.

What do we do now?

There's a hotel right next door.

Yes.

What do you mean?

At a hotel,
you can for example get a room.

Oh, right.

Look at that!

When were you planning
to suggest it?

Right after these.

TUESDAY

Good morning.

Morning.

Are you the jealous type?

Yes.

- Are you?
- Yes.

Not obsessive or anything.

Are you persistent?

I never give up.

Are you honest?

Hundred percent.

I want to see you again.

- Can you handle the truth?
- No.

I have to go.

Hey, I like you.

You are special.

I am also very busy.

I am also very busy, too.

We'll bump into each other.

Where?

See you later, Juho.

Car registered
to Pelle Gustafsson.

Have you gotten to know the city?

Yes, here and there.

- Have you found a flat yet?
- No, not yet.

We don't normally
wear the hood.

Yes,
they're hard to find nowadays,

and expensive.

Yeah.

Want to go out to lunch?

Sure.

Good, your treat.

We'll start in two minutes.

Kitch & Cross Restaurant.

This is Juho speaking.

Umm...

My wife, Maria, reserved a table
for either yesterday or today.

I wanted to check
if it was yesterday or today.

We have a reservation
for a Maria Bergholm yesterday.

Bergholm, Maria Bergholm.

Bergholm.

- Yes. Right, good.
- She was here.

Great. Thank you.

No slacking on your first day.

Right. Sorry.

Find: Maria Bergholm

Did you find the chemicals?

Yes, I did.

Maria Bergholm,
Flysek CEO.

Maria Bergholm
arrived solo in the Ball.

Maria's father is
Flysek's main stockholder.

You need to ask
if there's anything unclear.

Flysek going public?

There's no room for guesswork here.

Annual turnover: 50 million euros.

g*dd*mn.

Yes, right. I will ask you.

Pelle Gustafsson, Personal Trainer

You learning this stuff is up to me.

Address

It is my responsibility.

Plank.

Sorry. I left my work phone on.

Juho: I had fun last night.

Can you switch that off?

I'll mute it.

Side plank.

- Why are you smiling?
- Nothing.

Tell me.

Nothing. It's private.

It's Tuesday.

- Can you focus on me, please?
- Yes.

Okay, back.

WEDNESDAY

What the hell?

Are you sure this place
isn't too fancy for us?

I'm sure we can get a beer here.

Hello.

I'll have a large pint.

Thank you.

- Me too, please.
- Yes, thank you.

The prices are pretty steep.

Sorry, I need to send a message.

Yeah, okay.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

I'd like to see you again.

Pretty small for a large one.

Well, here's to smooth sailing!

It's been nice getting to know you.

I think you'll be a good addition
to our team.

Yeah, me too.

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

Were you out last night?

No. I just haven't slept well.

You should sleep better.

Thank you. Thank you.

We start in 5 minutes.

Did you give up already?

MONDAY

Hey, Vertti.

Christopher Robin called,
he wants his gear back.

This shirt was
a Father's Day gift from the girls.

I think it's beautiful
when a man shows his sensitive side.

Why do you have a vag*na?

But that does look stupid.

Why are you wearing that?

Why do you think?

Hello, boys.
I'm glad you could all make it.

Don't say "boy"
unless you're paying allowance.

I am.

Touché.

Let's get to it.

My Monday date with Tuukka failed
because Tuukka didn't show up.

Why didn't you?

- I had a call.
- No.

Yes, I did.

You were stripping at a hen night.

No, I wasn't.

- Yes, you were.
- How'd you know?

Some of my friends were there.
You were seen.

This was sent to me.

Wow, that looks bad.

Tuukka, we discussed this.

I think it's great
you express yourself.

Okay. I can't help it.
I just like doing it.

I know that you like doing it.
And I know how good you are at it,

but you lied to me.

Well, I'm sorry,
but it's not a big deal.

Yes, it is.

Now I can't trust you.

f*ck off!

What?

Get the hell out!

But, I'm a fireman.

Tuukka,

your trial period is over.

I am sorry.

What?

You want me to just leave?

Yes.

Bye-bye, fireman!

Goddammit!

Tuukka's torch has been snuffed.

Take care!

He'll be fine, he is a fireman.

Goddammit!

What do we do now?

With six of us and seven days?

Don't you worry about that.

Hi, Juho.

Hi.

- Good to see you.
- Yes.

I'm glad you could make it.

So this is where you work.

Yes.

Here.

Isn't it nice?

Yes.

Take a seat.

I'd like to start seeing you.

You mean like dating?

Yes. Are you interested?

I...

You don't know me.

I'll get to know you.
Are you interested?

I am,

absolutely.

I'm seeing a total of seven men.

Does that bother you?

- Would I be number eight?
- No, no.

I let one go
and you would take his place.

Oh, really?

Is that okay?

Yes, that's okay. Sounds fun.

Good.

Have a look at these.

There's my address

and my private number,
only use that one.

Here are the keys.

You can move in right away.

This comes with a flat?

Yes, at first.
There is a trial period.

Seven men,
trial period and a flat.

That is a lot.

Yes. You don't mind, do you?

I hate thinking too much.
Just jump in, it'll be wonderful.

I have a meeting,
I have to go.

Sorry.

Look it over and sign.

An NDA?

Yes. It's kind of like a prenup.

Simple enough.

Hermanni will explain the rules.

Bye.

Hey.

Holy sh*t.

You must be Juho.

Yes.

And you are?

Tuukka.

What?

Can I ask you something?

Have you signed the agreement?

- No.
- Then we can't talk.

I mean...

I'll pack my things
and go in the morning.

TUESDAY

About that Juho guy...

- I need to focus on this.
- Right, sorry.

Yes, 15. Have a drink.

Good job!

You beast!

Next Tuesday,
we're going to visit Jenni and Mika.

It's their baby's baptism.

- Do I have to?
- Yes.

I want my friends to be your friends.

Why?

Okay, fine.

Next Tuesday, your friend's baptism.

Her baby's...

For that, gimme 5 more.

WEDNESDAY

- Pietari...
- Yes?

How do you feel about polygamy?

Like when a man
has multiple wives?

For example.

Not really my thing.

But not everyone likes
Jerry Cotton novels, either.

Right.

- Hello?
- Juho?

- This is Hermanni.
- Hi.

Is there meat in these?

Of course not.

I can whip up some umami.

How are you guys feeling
about the new man?

- I don't care.
- We'll see.

Depends on what he's like.

I trust Maria's judgment.

What's up?

You look like you have
cacti up your asses.

How do you feel about this?

No stress. I'm playing my own game.

It's fine.

What's this?

Vegetable dumplings.

Oh, Darius' dumplings
in my mouth.

Now I know how Maria feels.

This is f*cking great.

That's what Maria says.

Hi there.

Hi.

I am Hermanni.

Juho.

Vertti.

Sepe, hi.

Darius.

I'm Terho.

Welcome.

Pelle.

Take a seat at the end.

Welcome.
Want a dumpling?

Since there are a bit more of us
than in most relationships,

rules help avoid any confusion.

Our existing members can correct me
if I get this wrong.

There are seven of us.
We all get one day.

On that day, we can do whatever
we want with Maria.

On the other days,
there is no contacting Maria.

No calling, no tests, no visits.

You should write this down.

When Maria calls a meeting,
you must come, period.

Maria hates lying.

Therefore, we adhere
to absolute honesty here.

If someone doesn't, they are let go.

Right.

Tuukka, your predecessor, lied once.

His trial period was terminated.

f*ck off.

- f*ck you.
- Put out or get out.

He didn't follow the rules
or take them seriously.

Juho,

you must have a serious hobby.

Excuse me?

You have six days a week for your hobby.

If you don't have one, get one.

It is the main point of this system.

One day for your relationship,
six days for yourself.

Well, "hobby" is a trifle word.

Lifestyle or calling

might be more accurate.

I love food.

Exactly.
And Pelle here, he is a sports fanatic.

Who gave poetry boy
permission to speak for me?

Yes, I'm a poet.

- I have children.
- I tell jokes.

I live off the forest.

We each have a thing we love.

We have six days a week to do that.

Juho, if you follow these rules,
everything will go well.

Maria demands a lot
but pays for everything.

Everybody wins.

Welcome,

Monday.

- Welcome.
- Welcome.

For a trial period.

For your trial run.

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

Hi, this is Maria.

I can't get to the phone right now.
Call again...

MONDAY

How was your week?

Busy.

Then let's not waste time.

Good morning.

Good morning.

So, it's official.

Yes.

I gotta go to work.

Should I come pick you up?

No,

let's meet back here.

What are you thinking about?

If every day were Monday.