01x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

I know this build is bugged as hell, but go down already, please. These hit box are so awkward. Not now. I said not now.

Leave it under the door.

I'm getting my stuff. Just need to grab a few things. What a rat hole. So,

that's your new guy? Damn, not a big of upgrade down here. You know why I broke up with you?

Because you're a pathetic loser with no meaning in your life. I don't need it,

Oh, I'm pathetic. Yeah. Okay. Like you're any better.

[screaming]

Get up. Get the up. Dude, get out of my face.

Your face is about to not exist. Get out. Hey, who are you?

Hello, my beautiful freaks. Did you miss me? Oh, I know you did. Tonight, we have a warrior from the mysterious planet Earth. [clears throat]

Even the name sounds dirty. What the is going on? Where am I? May I offer my goddess a drink?

His opponent comes all the way from planet Nid. [music]

Hello. Come to Ziki big boy.

15 seconds, babies. Let the games begin. Am I dreaming?

Let's start from the beginning.

Okay, eyes on me. Thousand worlds. Each one's got its thing. We're at this one.

And right now we're on planet Zero. This is where it happens. Intergalactic fight. Every world right here. No more battles. One champion per world.

He loses. World's gone. Done.

[screaming]

And Earth picked you. Huh? No pressure. Destiny, I guess. Oh, wait.

Earth's been here before. 66 million years ago. Picked a wrong guy. Anyway, I'm Hokei, your bro for all of this.

Now, you got to pick your items. Oh no. 10 seconds.

What the hell is this anime Movement speed is always meta.

They gave you a sword and you picked shoes. Nice. We're going to die because of sneakers.

Let's move. Move, move.

What the hell were you doing standing there like a mannequin in a closed door? I was processing. You know the strategy.

My strategy is run. [screaming]

No, that came right off.

[applause]

No, don't touch it. Hold still.

Are you going to spit on me? Don't you dare. He spit on me on my injury. What kind of medical system is this?

It's healing slime. Just Why is it moving? Make it stop. That means it's working.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. I want to go home. My bad.

stop the bleeding temporarily. You die. This is real. Die. You'll planet.

Everyone you've ever known die and I die, too.

Hey, if this is a game and they gave me inventory to fight, then the sneakers aren't just shoes, right? They're a weapon. Got to be power in them. Some

kind of Okay, I've got to be super. Oh no.

Well, that's minus 5 HP.

Okay, let's speedrun this Fat a*s.

Hey, I'm coming for you. You wait and see. You hear me? Your a*s is mine.

[screaming]

[cheering]

[music]

Heat. Heat.

[laughter]

Heat. Heat.

I hit him several times. He doesn't care. I know it. What if he just gets tired? He won't.

How do you know? If this does nothing get tired, what?

So boring. I'm not letting this slide.

[music]

Oh go. What's that clock?

Death timer. Somebody waited 3 minutes to k*ll both. Both. Both. Great. Just great. [music]

Stop. I

[screaming]

[screaming]

I'm not dying [cheering] today. New ability.

There's a symbol. Go.

Short legs. All that mass. Once he's down, stuck. You have a plan?

I know how to beat him. Let's go.

Sh.

[music]

Heat.

[music]

jump. Take it out.

Did I win? Yeah, you won. Cool. Can I have my arm back?

Ladies and gentlemen, and everything in between, what a fight by our warrior in underweares, Leo. [cheering]

Now go rest, heal, because your next battle is in 480 hours.

The combat

[music]

machine.

[music]

And now you all

Heat. Heat.