01x04 - Baniye Ka Lollypop

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What are you doing?

Have you got no shame?

- You know these things

are not allowed in the flight! ..

- You know these things

are not allowed in the flight!

- Sorry.

- You should be.

Or else I'll have to inform the captain.

- Sorry

- Sorry

"All her desires wanted to be set free"

They were compelling her

to take him into her arms

They were compelling her

to take him into her arms

Suddenly

- she felt a rush in her body

- she felt a rush in her body.

"And then he"

"Touched her behind"

and pulled her towards him

Then he

- caressed her beautiful and voluptuous

- caressed her beautiful and voluptuous

Bosom."

Now that the tummy is full

you're thinking about

something below it, right? ..

You're thinking about

something below it, right?

Rajaram, tell me the truth

Gopal, there is something above the two.

What is above? ..

The heart, you moron!

Oh! The heart! ..

Who is it? ..

Spoiling the party.

Uncle?

- My, oh my! You are drinking! ..

- My, oh my! You are drinking!

Great!

My sweet nephew

Today, I've done something

for which you'll thank me all your life.

- What did you do? -Look who's here

- What did you do? -Look who's here.

Welcome. Please come in.

- Your father-in-law and my brother-in-law

- Your father-in-law and my brother-in-law.

Oh, no!

Hey, you fool!

Go and get 15 kilos of

nice, freshly cut mutton

Go and get 15 kilos of

nice, freshly cut mutton.

What do you mean, "brother-in-law"? ..

Actually, he came to our house.

He apologized and let

Vasundhara tie a Rakhi on his wrist

He apologized and let

Vasundhara tie a Rakhi on his wrist.

Look.

Show him

Look at this.

My daughter-in-law to-be is very wise.

- She said if elders make mistakes then

- She said if elders make mistakes then

The younger ones should forgive them.

Wow! That's great! Welcome him inside

Wow! That's great! Welcome him inside.

Please come in. Have a seat

The climate is amazing! ..

- Gopal, I am going to meet Madhu.

- So?

- I thought I'd ask for some advice

- I thought I'd ask for some advice.

Oh, my God! I feel honoured!

Finally, you thought I am

worthy to give you advice

Finally, you thought I am

worthy to give you advice.

Listen, do not jump onto her, okay? Take it slow.

- Have you lost it, Gopal? ..

- Have you lost it, Gopal?

I wanted to ask you

do you think I'm the right

guy for a girl like Madhu? ..

Do you think I'm the right

guy for a girl like Madhu?

- Brother, never keep such things a secret

- Brother, never keep such things a secret.

If you have any sexual disorders I know a doctor.

He can cure premature

ejaculation, erectile dysfunction

He can cure premature

ejaculation, erectile dysfunction

Gopal, I am absolutely fine!

What I meant was

- Madhu is very kind and innocent

- Madhu is very kind and innocent.

Will I be able to live up to her expectations?

- Of course you will

- Of course you will.

All these years, you've been

surviving Devika's Despair, right?

- So, you'll be absolutely fine with Madhu

- So, you'll be absolutely fine with Madhu.

Don't worry. Madhu is very poised and cultured

She is well-mannered and beautiful.

Now that you have a job and a wife

will you able to take some time off for Gopal?

Gopal, you are my best friend

Thank you

I told you earlier, we should've

gone to the confection joint

I told you earlier, we should've

gone to the confection joint.

- I don't even like Pani Puri. ..

- I don't even like Pani Puri.

Just try one plate.

You know I only like sweets!

Hello, Miss Madhu

You are very punctual.

You reached sharp at 5:00! ..

I believe that if you respect time

time will respect you

Oh! Sorry.

They are my best friends. Asha and Nandani.

- Hello. -Hello

- Hello. -Hello.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Mr. Rajaram, please have some Pani Puri. ..

- Mr. Rajaram, please have some Pani Puri.

How do you like it? Sweet or spicy?

- Honestly, I don't like Pani Puri. ..

- Honestly, I don't like Pani Puri.

I hate eating street food. I love home-made food.

- I hate it too. But they dragged me here

- I hate it too. But they dragged me here.

- Oh!

- You eat home-made food every day.

- You should try street food sometimes

- You should try street food sometimes.

Well, I love eating one thing outside.

- Gram flour sweet.

- Gram flour sweet

- Gram flour sweet.

- Gram flour sweet.

- Our choices match

- Our choices match.

There's a confection joint right here.

- Yes, let's go and eat there

- Yes, let's go and eat there.

Come on, let's go.

No, we want to eat Pani Puri. You two should go.

- Okay.

- Go! ..

- Okay.

- Go! ..

I had thought you wouldn't meet me.

- Perhaps, I wouldn't have

- Perhaps, I wouldn't have.

But one cannot fight destiny, right? ..

Dad said that you also write.

What are you writing nowadays? ..

I'm writing Devika's Despair.

Wow! Sounds like a story

about woman empowerment

Wow! Sounds like a story

about woman empowerment.

Yes.

When will you let me read it? ..

I have to write the last few pages.

Once I finish writing it,

you'll be the first to read it.

- So, tell me the story

- So, tell me the story.

I should get some perks of

having a writer-husband, right?

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ♪

My days ..

My days ♪

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ..

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ♪

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

When will I see you next?

- I am going to college on the 19th

- I am going to college on the 19th.

So, I will be outside your college on the 19th

Were you always into writing?

Yes, I really like stories

Yes, I really like stories

Bathing soap, detergent

and here's the rope

and here's the rope.

Also, this lotion.

Okay

I did not ask for this cream.

- It looks expensive.

- It is a gift.

- Gift? -Yes, keep it

- Gift? -Yes, keep it.

You'll need it for the winters in Manali.

- Okay

- And here's the change

- Okay

- And here's the change

Uncle, I could also use some free gifts.

- Son, the whole shop is yours

- Son, the whole shop is yours.

She is the younger

daughter-in-law of the wrestler.

They are my old clients

and she is new here

They are my old clients

and she is new here.

I got to give her the best service, right?

We had to go to the grocery

shop for every little thing. ..

We had to go to the grocery

shop for every little thing.

The wrestler's younger

daughter-in-law was really young ..

The wrestler's younger

daughter-in-law was really young

But her gorgeous form

was something the town

had never witnessed before. ..

Was something the town

had never witnessed before.

The grocer would lose his

mind every time he looked at her. ..

The grocer would lose his

mind every time he looked at her.

And the reason she lost her control

- was right in her bedroom. ..

- was right in her bedroom. ..

She would touch herself for satisfaction ..

She would touch herself for satisfaction

because that's the only option she had. ..

Looking at herself and touching herself ..

Looking at herself and touching herself

had become a part of her life.

The lotion that the grocer gave her

was stroking her legs gently. ..

Was stroking her legs gently. ..

She felt the grocer's touch in her own. ..

She felt the grocer's touch in her own.

She started visiting the

grocer every now and then. ..

She started visiting the

grocer every now and then.

And the grocer would give her things for free.

So that whenever she touched

herself, she could feel him closer. ..

So that whenever she touched

herself, she could feel him closer. ..

- This continued for a long time. ..

- This continued for a long time.

Sometimes, in the form of sugar

that would try to satiate

her by its sweetness. ..

That would try to satiate

her by its sweetness.

She was now drowning in the sea of her desires. ..

She was now drowning in the sea of her desires.

The volcano inside her

was soon going to erupt ..

And the grocer knew about it.

Ma'am, I had ordered for

some lollipops from Delhi

Ma'am, I had ordered for

some lollipops from Delhi.

Would you like to try it? ..

Lollipop? I love lollipops! ..

They are in the store room. You can suck one

She couldn't refuse the grocer's invitation. ..

She had made her move, waiting

for someone to make her

experience the ultimate bliss. ..

For someone to make her

experience the ultimate bliss.

- The bliss every woman wants. ..

- The bliss every woman wants.

The grocer's lollipop was giving her pleasure. ..

The grocer's lollipop was giving her pleasure.

Its flavour was bringing

out the yearning ..

Its flavour was bringing

out the yearning

She had hid for so long.

The grocer used his hands

and gave her more pleasure ..

The grocer used his hands

and gave her more pleasure

Than the lollipop.

The grocer recovered the

money for all the gifts he gave her ..

The grocer recovered the

money for all the gifts he gave her

And his recovery brought her pleasure. ..

And his recovery brought her pleasure.

Both of them were ready to

light the fire within them ..

In search of pleasure.

She took off her blouse

and the grocer felt he

had entered a new world. ..

And the grocer felt he

had entered a new world.

The scale he used to

weigh his grocery on ..

The scale he used to

weigh his grocery on

Was being used to weigh her body.

- The scale kept swinging ..

- The scale kept swinging

Along with her bosom.

- The continuous movement on the sacks ..

- The continuous movement on the sacks

Brought them closer to cl*max.

- And the volcano was about to erupt. ..

- And the volcano was about to erupt.

- THE GROCER'S LOLLIPOP ..

- THE GROCER'S LOLLIPOP ..

"Sarita was reciprocating

through her soft moans

- "-and"

- Uncle!

- Wait a minute

- Wait a minute.

Who is inside?

Nobody! I am doing some practice.

- What? -I mean, I'm laid over Sarita

- What? -I mean, I'm laid over Sarita.

Uncle, who's there with you?

- I have put Sarita to sleep.

- What?

- I'm coming

- I'm coming

What are you doing, Uncle?

Who was here with you? ..

What are you doing, Uncle?

Who was here with you? ..

What are you hiding? ..

Where did you get this from?

- Son it's not mine

- Son it's not mine.

Someone gave it to me.

And I took it, out of respect.

- I will return it

- I will return it.

- Did you have dinner?

- No, I was waiting for you

- Did you have dinner?

- No, I was waiting for you.

Wait here. I will get the food, okay?

Uncle

- Wash your hands.

- I didn't do anything! ..

Take a shower, I will warm the food.

Rajaram! ..

"Both of them were

hungrily kissing each other"

"Both of them were

hungrily kissing each other."

And then, he took her into his arms

and went in another room

and went in another room.

"After that"

- Mastram! -Ma'am, it's not mine

- Mastram! -Ma'am, it's not mine.

Kishan, that rascal, he gave me this book.

He gave it and you're reading

it secretly in the college? ..

He gave it and you're

reading it secretly in the college?

Ma'am, I am sorry. I don't want to lose my job.

You should, for reading

this in the college

You should, for

reading this in the college.

No, ma'am. I promise this

is the first and the last time.

- I will never do it again

- I will never do it again.

If I catch you reading these filthy books again

I will directly complain to the

principal and the management

I will directly complain to the

principal and the management.

Leave!

I am sorry

Oh

- Rajaram.

- Hello.

- Go ahead.

- Go

- Go ahead.

- Go.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- What happened, Madhu? ..

- What happened, Madhu?

There's this writer called Mastram!

He writes such dirty books.

- The guard was reading it in the college

- The guard was reading it in the college.

Readers are indecent for sure.

But imagine how indecent

and cheap the writer must be!

- He must have a sick mentality! ..

- He must have a sick mentality!

I don't understand how someone can

- lose all their morals for some money! ..

- Lose all their morals for some money!

He has ruined our country

If I ever meet Mastram

I will beat him up! ..

I will beat him up!

Shall we? ..

Come on!

Mr. Durgaprasad, I am sorry

but I cannot do this anymore

Mr. Durgaprasad, I am sorry

but I cannot do this anymore.

The fire I lit has now spread to my house

I cannot write this anymore.

What fire? What are you talking about?

Mr. Durgaprasad, I cannot

compromise my morals for money

Mr. Durgaprasad, I cannot

compromise my morals for money

They didn't compromise either.

He never stooped down to this level.

- He never lost his morals

- He never lost his morals.

This is literature.

And I am a literary artist

And I am a literary artist.

- But what am I writing now?

- Mastram!

- No! I mean, what am I writing?

- Mastram

No! What am I writing about?

Shakespeare also wrote, you are also writing.

There is no difference.

The difference is It

is about perversion! ..

The difference is

It is about perversion!

I am not writing literature.

This is real literature.

- Devika's Despair is literature

- Devika's Despair is literature.

Mastram is also literature.

Mr. Writer, I think it's time to

show you a colourful picture

Mr. Writer, I think it's time

to show you a colourful picture.

Enough of this monochrome.

Do you want to know

the value of these books? ..

Do you want to know

the value of these books?

Mr. Durgaprasad, these books are priceless.

- Today, tomorrow and forever

- Today, tomorrow and forever.

Come with me.

- Come on

- Come on.

Uncle, how are you? ..

I am fine.

- All good?

- Yes.

Tell me, how much will you pay for these?

- Mr. Durgaprasad! ..

- Mr. Durgaprasad!

You will get 50 paise.

- For each? -For all three

- For each? -For all three.

These are the works of

great writers like Shakespeare.

- That man was giving me two rupees for it

- That man was giving me two rupees for it.

Wait. Sapna!

- Yes, Grandpa? -Get that sack

- Yes, Grandpa? -Get that sack

Which has all the non-selling books

- Is this the one?

- Yes.

Flip it down

Do one thing. Take all

of them, as a gift from me

Do one thing. Take all

of them, as a gift from me.

And sell them in other areas.

You will earn a few bucks

and I'll have more space

You will earn a few bucks

and I'll have more space.

Look at these great writers.

- This is the value of writers. Get it? ..

- This is the value of writers. Get it? ..

Child, put these books back in the sack.

I am Madhu's aunt.

You look like you're Madhu's elder sister.