02x01 - The Chibi Quiz Challenge

[bunniefuu]

♪ Way underground we start our story ♪

♪ In a Disney laboratory ♪

♪ Super-duper confidential spot ♪

♪ Where a bunch of crackpot scientists ♪

♪ Said "What the heck?
We're trying this" ♪

♪ And grabbed up every story that we got ♪

♪ They threw 'em all together
in a mash-up machine ♪

♪ Produced a glowing orb
about the size of a bean ♪

♪ Slid it underneath
a microscope and found ♪

♪ A bunch of cutesy characters
just futzin' around ♪

-♪ Futzin' around ♪
-♪ Futzin' around ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

-♪ Hilarious ♪
-♪ And very well-rehearsed ♪

♪ We know the logic's murky
but who cares? ♪

♪ They're quirky
Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

♪ So stinkin' cute
your heart is gonna burst ♪

♪ Ready, set, let's go ♪

♪ Time for the show ♪

♪ Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪

Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?

Uh...

♪ Chibiverse ♪

-[cheering and applause]
-Hello, Chibis!

It is I, Kiff Chatterley, and I am
so excited to be hosting the Chibiverse,

because today we're playing the...

-[all] Chibi Quiz Challenge!
-[cheering]

That's right! I'll be asking questions
about our favorite Chibi adventures,

and whoever gets the most points

walks away with 1 million Chibi coins!

[all] Ooh!

Let's meet today's contestants.

-[bagpipes playing]
-Flintheart Glomgold!

-It's Marcy Wu!
-Whoa!

I'm okay!

[Kiff] And her name sounds sweet

but she brings the spice, she's Suga Mama!

-[laughing]
-Let's get to know our contestants.

Glomgold, why are you here today?

'Cause when I get my hands on those coins,

then I'll be the richest duck
in the Chibiverse.

So I'll lie, cheat and steal until I win!

[evil laughter]

Security!

No! You can't do this to me!

Looks like we'll need
a last-minute duck substitute,

so please welcome, Launchpad McQuack!

Substitute? Huh.
I thought I was a pilot, not a teacher.

It's game time!

[hums]

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter]

-[quacks]
-[laughs]

[evil laughter]

[quacks]

[laughing]

[whistle blows]

[alarm ringing]

[bagpipe music plays]

[gasps]

Wow!

Ah!

Ah!

[quacks]

-Wah!
-[crash]

[screams]

[laughing]

Time for our first question.

Launchpad is seen

flying the Sun Chaser because he is a...?

A substitute teacher?

I'm sorry,
that's not the answer we're looking for.

Wah! Ow!

I think there's something wrong
with my buzzer?

Launchpad is a duck-billed fool!

Judges?

Accepted! One-hundred points to Suga Mama.

Now let's keep the game going
with some Phineas and Ferb adventures!

[both gasp]

[gasps]

[evil laughter]

[cries]

[evil laughter]

[screams]

[all] Hurray!

[crowd cheering]

[screams]

[arguing indistinctly]

[screams]

-[growls]
-[screams]

[growling]

[growls]

-[laughing]
-And we're back. Next question.

What character in "Binocular Blues"
is known for having bad luck?

Ooh! Ahh!

That little nerd, Milo Murphy.

Correct! Tell her what she's won!

Suga Mama has won a brand-new
Snoozy Boy Lounge Chair!

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

Now, Suga Mama,

you can keep your Snoozy Boy,
or risk it all

for what's in... The Mystery Shack!

[all] Go for the box! Go for the box!

He-he! I'm going for the box, Kiff!

-[Kiff] Ooh! I'm afraid you got Grunkl'd.
-Over my dead body!

I'm getting that chair or Puff's gonna
let loose on your judge over there.

[growling]

And Suga Mama

wins the chair after all! Ha-ha.

[laughs]

-[device beeping]
-Ah!

[crunching loudly]

Blurgh!

[grumbling]

[chewing]

[blows raspberry]

[screams]

Hmm.

[gobbling]

[laughing]

[slurps]

[distant burp]

[laughing]

[sniffs, sneezes]

And we're back!

The contestant
who gets this next question right

will also win a brand-new...

-Used van.
-Wait! I didn't agree to this.

Here's our next question.

In "Scratch's Sugar Rush",

what was Andrea dressed as?

[snoring]

-Uh...
-I've got it! I'm a pilot!

I'm afraid the right answer was "a witch!"

And since no one got it right,
no one wins the van!

Hurray! I get to keep it!

Take the van to the prize vault!

Prize vault? What? No!

[screams]

[alarm blaring]

[growling]

[blows raspberry]

[growls]

[burps]

[growling]

[screams]

[hisses]

Ahh!

Huh?

[gasps]

[snoring]

[growls]

[laughs]

-[gulps]
-[growls]

[screams]

[growls]

-[screams]
-[growls]

[screams]

[whistles]

-[growls]
-[screaming]

[laughing]

[roars]

[growls]

[camera shutter clicks]

And we're back! Next question.

In "Selfie Safari", our amphibia friends
spot a toad in the zoo

that resembles which character?

Ooh! Captain Grime!

Correct!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Maybe my luck is finally turning around.

I'd say so.

Because you get to play
our special bonus game, Blorko!

Simply drop this disc
into the Blorko board

and you'll win
whatever prize it falls into.

[screams]

Uh, while we put out this fire,

it's time for more adventures!

Hey!

Ah!

Phew!

[panting]

[screams]

[snoring]

[loud rock music plays]

[laughing]

[farting sound]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[growls]

[screams]

[laughing]

-[screams]
-[roars]

[screams]

[phone buzzes]

[evil laughter]

[blows raspberry]

[expl*si*n]

[screams]

[laughing]

[Kiff] Time for the final round.

In Laundry Day, what villain
are Hamster and Gretel fighting?

Write down your final answer, a-now!

[clock ticking]

And... time is up!

Let's reveal your answers.

-Suga Mama?
-Yeah!

-Come on now!
-You changed your screen

to a wrestling match?

I don't have time
for your silly quiz show.

-Marcy Wu?
-I tried to write an answer

but then my screen exploded.

Well, that just leaves... Launchpad.

Uh, I didn't know the answer,
so I started drawing a question mark,

but then I forgot how to do that.

Well, that looks like
an exclamation point,

and the correct answer
is Professor Exclamation.

Ha! Judges?

Launchpad, you win
the Chibi Quiz Challenge!

[cheering and applause]

That means you win the grand prize
of 1 million Chibi coins!

[all gasp]

Hey!

[gulps]

[grunts, bites]

[cheering]

[gasps]

Flintheart Glomgold?

You stole the grand prize? But why?

I'm a pretty one note duck here, Kiff.

Yeah, but Chibi coins aren't real money.

-What?
-[Kiff] Yeah, they're tokens

for the Chibi Arcade!

Tokens for everyone!
Let's all go to the arcade!

[cheering]

We're also throwing in Kevin's van!

What? [shouting] No!

Oh, boy! Let's test this baby out!

Hey! My wrestling!

Don't worry, we're on it.

Whoa! I like the sound
of that hamster's voice!

♪ Chibiverse ♪

[upbeat music plays]