02x03 - The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[bunniefuu]

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Way underground
We start our story ♪

♪ In a Disney laboratory ♪

♪ Super-duper confidential spot ♪

♪ Where a bunch of crackpot scientists ♪

♪ Said, "What the heck
We're trying this" ♪

♪ And grabbed up every story that we got ♪

♪ They threw them all together
in a massive machine ♪

♪ Produced a glowing orb
about the size of a bean ♪

♪ Slid it underneath
a microscope and found ♪

♪ A bunch of cutesy characters
Just futzin' around ♪

♪ Futzing around
Futzing around ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis
With their own TV show ♪

-♪ Hilarious ♪
-♪ And very well-rehearsed ♪

♪ They know their logic's murky ♪

♪ But who cares, they're quirky ♪

♪ Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis
With their own TV show ♪

♪ So stinkin' cute
Your heart is gonna burst ♪

♪ Ready, set, let's go ♪

♪ Time for the show ♪

♪ Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪

Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?

Uh...

[singers] ♪ Chibiverse! ♪

[both together] Hello, Chibis!

-I'm Tater!
-And I'm Kiff.

We are thrilled to be hosting...

[both reading]

Tonight, Chibis
will give this evil "genius"

a good-natured ribbing.

Oh, I better turn on
my thick-skin-inator!

Let's kick it off, shall we?

Roast! Roast! Roast!

They say that squirrels
go wild for nuts.

So how could I not love Dr. Doof?

He's the biggest nut there is!

[all laughing]

So now, we're gonna bury him.

Oh!

I asked my primos how to say
complete failure in Spanish,

and they said,
"El Doctor Doofenshmirtz."

-[audience laughs]
-No me gusta.

Now let's watch some Chibi shorts

with Doof doing what he does best.

Losing!

[♪ percussion sting]

[♪ mysterious music playing]

[both grunt]

-[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing]
-[whistling]

[♪ intense music playing]

-[♪ funky instrumental music]
-[straining]

[grunting]

Ah!

[laughing maniacally]

[roars]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ music ends]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

-[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing]
-[whistling]

[♪ serene instrumental music]

-[♪ upbeat instrumental rock music]
-[alarm ringing]

[♪ serene instrumental music]

[♪ dramatic music]

[♪ serene instrumental music]

[♪ dramatic music]

[traffic bell dings]

[♪ serene instrumental music]

[laughing maniacally]

[♪ triumphant instrumental music]

[boxing bell dinging]

[♪ serene instrumental music]

[bell chiming]

[whooshing]

[groans]

[♪ serene instrumental music]

[alarm beeping]

-[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing]
-[whistling]

[shrieks]

[buzzer sounds]

[growling]

[shrieking]

[thuds]

[shrieks]

Our next act is dead on arrival.

It's Scratch the Ghost!

[all cheering]

Give it up for the rodent!

And how about Tater, huh?

That girl has more
metal in her mouth

than a goat at the tin can factory.

-[bleating]
-[audience laughing]

When I heard
we were having a roast,

I brought all these veggies

because I thought we'd be roasting

-Waddles the Pig!
-[shrieks]

-[growls]
-[audience laughing]

But on to the reason we're all here.

Doctor Doofus, can you invent

a "Stop-being-a-loser-inator"?

You're a 47-year-old man

and you keep getting
beaten up by a platypus.

Somebody call Marco.
Get this guy a karate class.

[audience laughs]

Now, rejoice.

There's a bunch of Chibi shorts

-without Doof in them.
-[buzzer sounds]

[digital beeping]

-[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
-[bell dings]

[shrieks]

-[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing]
-[whistling]

[bell dings]

[smooches]

[digital beeping]

[shrieks]

[rumbling]

[bell dings]

Phew.

[digital beeping]

[screeching]

-[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing]
-[whistling]

[thuds]

[roaring]

[shrieks]

[shrieking]

[alarm bell ringing]