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01x03 - Chapter 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Man vs. Bee". Aired: 24 June 2022.*
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A house sitter named Trevor finds himself entrenched in an ongoing battle with a bumblebee while lodging in an elegant mansion, damaging expensive items in the house in his attempt to k*ll it, which fails.

01x03 - Chapter 3

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-[alarm beeping]
-[theme music playing gently]

[Trevor in high-pitched voice] 1748.

[sighs]

Morning, Cupcake.

-Right.
-[soft whine]

Let's get you your special food.

-[Cupcake whimpers excitedly]
-There you go.

[soft thud]

[drawer clicks]

[sighs contentedly]

-[enjoying] Hm.
-[buzzing]

[yoghurt splats on the floor]

[tuts] Oh!

[door bell rings]

Oh, hello, good morning.

-Good morning, Sir. Sorry to disturb you.
-Oh, that's all right.

-Are you the owner of this property?
-[laughs bashfully] Oh, no.

[sing song] No, oh…

[bee buzzes inside his trousers]

[growls] No…

-You're not the property owner?
-[shakily] No, I'm here temporarily…

[spluttering] while, while the owners,

-while the owners are away.
-[fingers crackle]

[sighs and grunts]

-I'm the house-sitter.
-[flapping noise]

[claps]

Okay, well uhm… we had a notification

-of an alarm being activated.
-[shrieks] Ooh!

[covering] Oh! Oh, Really?
Really? [whimpering] Eee, ooo…

An alarm? Right.

Oh, right.

But it was de-set
before we could send someone out.

[grunting]

Uh, so is everything okay?

Oh, yes. I'm fine, thank you. Yes, yes.

Yes, just got a few things to
get on with around the house.

-[whimpering]
-[flapping]

Thank you so much for coming.

-[door thuds]
-[rapid breathing]

[unzipping]

[buzzing]

[buzzing]

-Ha.
-[stapler clacks]

[triumphant music playing]

[sliding]

-[buzzing]
-[incoherent uttering]

[tearing noise]

[groans]

-Oh.
-[click]

[getting an idea] Ha…

[wheelbarrow squeaking]

[doors creak]

-[click]
-Yes!

[whoosh of fire]

[soft awkward whimper]

[whoosh of flames]

-[click]
-Ah!

-Ha!
-[soft whine]

-[drawer slides open]
-[clanks]

Good.

[dog paws clack on the floor]

[licking]

[buzzing]

[dramatic music playing]

Ha!

-[slam]
-Yes!

[phone rings]

-[ringtone]
-Oh, hello.

Is everything all right?

[awkwardly] Yes, fine.

It's just that we had a call
from the security company.

They said the alarm had gone off.

Oh, did you? No, no,
nothing to worry about.

Uh, just a little mix-up with the codes.

How's Cupcake? Is she eating her food?

Oh, uh, yes. Yes. She's, she's eating…

[dramatic music builds]

[mournfully] Oh…

What?

Oh, uh, nothing.

[falsely nonchalant]
Nothing, it's all, it's all fine.

[Trevor whispers] No!

-Did something happen?
-Um… no, no, all good here.

-[Cupcake groans and whines]
-[stomach rumbles]

[loud fart]

Oops. Pardon me.

Can I see Cupcake?

Uh, yes. Yes, absolutely.
Um, why don't I jus--

[frustrated] Ugh!

He froze.

[taps]

Oh…

[Cupcake whines, farts]

[sloppy fart]

-[resignedly] Ugh.
-[Cupcake whines]

-[dramatic music playing]
-Right!

[sighs]

[pensively] Hmmm!

-Oh! Oh, dear.
-[Cupcake's stomach gurgles]

[clanks open]

[grunting]

-Ha!
-[buzzing]

[epic freedom music plays]

[wings fluttering]

[determined music playing]

[Trevor panting]

Huh!

-[music intensifies]
-[buzzing deepens]

-[sighs]
-[defeated music playing]

-[rattling]
-Huh?

[buzzing]

[closing theme music plays]